Late Bloomer (2024) Season 1 Episode 1

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00:00Hello, hello, testing, testing.

00:30So I always, so I always have white dudes coming up to me like,

00:35oh dude, you still live at home at your big age?

00:38Oh, that's so weird.

00:39Can we move past this dinosaur of a notion

00:41that we're doing less well in life

00:43just because we're with our folks?

00:44Free food, no rent, laundry done.

00:47So enjoy your downtown condo

00:49with your empty fridges and your loneliness.

00:52I'll be over here emotionally fulfilled

00:54with my loving family right here at home.

00:56Right here at home.

00:57Right here at home.

01:00He says his mom sleeps in the kitchen.

01:24Why don't you cook for once?

01:26The hell you say to me?

01:28Please, let me take a look at your kitchen.

01:29There's nothing to do when you love me.

01:32If you're married, what are you going to say?

01:35At least I'm getting married.

01:37I'm going to do this.

01:38Not that lazy bastard.

01:40I can't wait to leave this house.

01:46Manvi, how did you do this?

01:48We're your family, right?

01:48You don't know, go to the house.

01:49I don't want to wait for the house.

01:51I'll pay my bills.

01:52Why would you say that to me?

01:53You want me to leave?

01:54You realize you have my daughter, right?

01:56What do you mean?

01:57Yeah.

01:57I don't want to interrupt your work.

02:16I know you've got your fans waiting on you.

02:18Nah, nah, you're good.

02:20I'm pretty much done anyway.

02:22Plus, I mean, it's kind of nice to get to know you a little better.

02:25Well, how about we get to know each other more intimately?

02:28I've got some pictures I could send you.

02:32Okay.

02:33But I want to see what you're working with first.

02:37Ugh.

02:38Whatever.

02:39I should let you focus.

02:40Nah, I've just never sent anything like that.

02:43Please, you've never sent a dick pic.

02:46No, what if someone were to see it?

02:47That's kind of the point.

02:49I'll see it.

02:50And, like, trust me, as a brown woman, I'm more scared of my pictures leaking than you.

02:55Because, honestly, I thought from your videos you were more of a feminist.

02:58But I guess I was wrong.

03:00Ugh.

03:01Not you hitting me right in the feminism.

03:05Okay.

03:07Yeah.

03:08Okay, yeah, I'll do it.

03:09And be creative.

03:11Don't just, like, thump it out there.

03:13Bye.

03:16Be creative.

03:19Okay.

03:34Whoa.

03:35Okay, let's go.

04:05The door is locked.

04:07The door is locked.

04:08The door is locked.

04:09The door is locked.

04:10Speed, open the door now.

04:12Shhh.

04:13Sam, I don't know why the door is always locked.

04:16Hold on, hold on.

04:17Open the door and see what's going on.

04:18Yeah, just give me a sec.

04:20I'm just...

04:25Sorry.

04:26I was cleaning.

04:36What? Why? It's the weekend.

04:38There's no tiffins.

04:39Oh, my God.

04:41I swear, there's a new Gurpurub every week.

04:54All right, I'll go.

04:56I don't even know what clothes I own at this point.

05:10They're just magically in my hair.

05:17Yo, Chippy, what's up?

05:18Why aren't you answering my texts?

05:19Sorry, one sec.

05:21Hey, hey, excuse me.

05:24Hey, can you watch my laptop real quick?

05:26Yeah, whatever.

05:27Thanks.

05:31Hello? Hey, yeah.

05:32Why are you whispering?

05:33Because I'm in the university.

05:35Why? I thought you dropped out.

05:36No, it's the only place I can get worked on

05:38without anyone barging in on me

05:39while I'm naked or whatever.

05:40You're naked in the university?

05:42No, I was naked, but now I'm here at the university.

05:45Shut the fuck up, man!

05:47Anyways, you know what I mean.

05:49Yeah, I really don't.

05:50What time are you coming tonight?

05:52Where?

05:53To my cousin, Bavita, Sweet 16.

05:55Shit.

05:56Uh, yeah, about that.

05:58Just me? No.

05:59You promised.

06:00Dude, I got so much work to do, man.

06:01Come on.

06:02You know these streets?

06:03They're waiting on new content?

06:04Never say that again.

06:06You're brown Twitter famous already.

06:08Why aren't we seeking the validation of the white man?

06:10I'm seeking white money, dude.

06:11You of all people should know

06:12we're not getting paid enough for what we do.

06:14You still gotta be there for your day ones,

06:15like Bavita and me.

06:17Also, I don't have time to get her a gift, so...

06:20You're my gift.

06:22All right, all right.

06:24Shit.

06:25Hold on one second again.

06:26Hey, what happened?

06:36What happened?

06:37What do you mean?

06:38My laptop.

06:39It's gone.

06:40Oh, yeah, your friend grabbed it for you.

06:42What friend?

06:43I don't know.

06:44He was sitting over there.

06:45There's no one there.

06:46Well, there was.

06:47Who?

06:48I don't know, dude.

06:49He was a brown guy, he had a beard, black jacket.

06:51Okay, so you gave my shit to a complete random stranger

06:54who was sitting at a different table than me?

06:55You're getting mad at me?

06:57He's your friend.

06:58He's not my friend, which is why I asked you to...

07:00You know what?

07:01Never mind.

07:02Which way did he go?

07:03I don't know.

07:04He went that way.

07:05Oh, my God.

07:06Well, what's going on?

07:13Fuck me, man.

07:14That might be weird.

07:15What happened?

07:16My laptop just got stolen.

07:17No way.

07:18Yeah.

07:19There goes that video I was working on.

07:20Can't you just re-record it?

07:22No, I can't re-record magic.

07:24What kind of dick steals a laptop?

07:27Dick?

07:29Oh, my God.

07:30My dick!

07:31I said shut the fuck up!

07:33Wait, you took nudes?

07:35Hey.

07:36How about not announcing it to the entire Gurdwara?

07:38Just please tell me your face isn't in there.

07:41Oh, my God.

07:43Not the face, bro.

07:44Never the face.

07:45What if they leak?

07:46You're gonna be in so much trouble.

07:47Okay, well, I was sworn in and in a rush.

07:49That's a bad combo.

07:50That's how I got kicked out of high school.

07:52All right, look.

07:53Can we not talk about this here?

07:54It just feels kind of weird.

07:55Plus, I should be out there looking for my laptop,

07:58but instead I'm like stuck here at another Gurdwara.

08:01There's way too many Gurdwara groups.

08:03Right?

08:04Think about it.

08:05We have ten Gurdwara groups.

08:06So what?

08:07Ten Gurdwara groups every year?

08:08And death Gurdwara groups?

08:09Yeah.

08:10Diwali, Masaqi.

08:11Oh, New Year's?

08:12New Year's.

08:13Exactly.

08:14That's like 23 mandatory holidays a year.

08:1623.

08:17Isn't that insane?

08:18Excuse me?

08:19Hey.

08:20Can I get a picture?

08:21Sure.

08:22Other religions only have like one main dude, you know?

08:25Jesus, Mohammed, Beyonce.

08:27We got ten guys, man.

08:28Ten.

08:29It's kind of beautiful though in a way, right?

08:31Like it just gives us more chances to celebrate our divinity,

08:35you know, and our devotion to the Almighty.

08:37Mother f***!

08:38It's hot!

08:39Hey!

08:40Never in the Gurdwara!

08:41It's okay.

08:42I'm a Gurdwara Sikh.

08:43I get a pass.

08:44Aren't you guys cousins?

08:46Look, instead of racially dissecting me, why don't you go upstairs and listen to Kirtan,

08:51you damn heathen.

08:52Go.

08:53Oh, let's sit here.

08:55Prime real estate.

09:00And the Gurdwars were humble beings, you know?

09:03I'm pretty sure they don't want us celebrating meaningless rituals like their birthdays.

09:07Wasting time.

09:08Wait, your time or their time?

09:10Because I don't think they experience time.

09:12Like, they're like, they're timeless.

09:14What is time?

09:16You know what I mean?

09:17Oh, thank you.

09:18Simmi, just to defend the business.

09:21I didn't want competition.

09:24I always wanted to do it.

09:26I always wanted to do it.

09:27I always wanted to do it.

09:29But my family helped me both.

09:32Our Jasmim is doing deliveries every day.

09:35Is it a doctor from the doctor?

09:37Is it a doctor from the studies?

09:38Is it a little break?

09:39Is it a little break?

09:40Is it a little not a project?

09:41Is it a little bit worse?

09:42Is it someone else?

09:43Is it a doctor from the University of Inawaj?

09:45Is it a lawyer with the kids who are going to be a long way?

09:47Is it a long way?

09:48That's it.

09:49Shit, Safdar, hide me?

09:52What? Hide you from who?

09:54I was in that guy's gut-gut class when I was young and I kind of stopped going.

09:57Say!

09:58Sorry.

10:01Hey, man.

10:02Wahi Guruji Kakalsa.

10:04Wahi Guruji Kifateh.

10:07Have you seen posting more of those little internet videos?

10:10Getting quite popular, huh?

10:11Yeah, I mean, things are picking up, so...

10:14Just remember not to go to Hollywood now.

10:16Gatastad, that's our crown.

10:19You carry a lot of responsibility, so don't do anything stupid, yeah?

10:23All right, chalo, boys, let's go.

10:25So don't do anything stupid, don't do anything stupid, don't do anything stupid.

10:34Oh, look, our little OnlyFans star is home.

10:36What are you, Kanjara?

10:38What did I do?

10:43Look!

10:43Our top headline, Jasmine Dutta, YouTuber turned accidental porn star?

10:49Yikes.

10:50Yikes.

10:51He didn't have a photo, he didn't have a bug, he didn't have a bug.

10:54He was using the rollercoaster filter.

10:56Yeah, I mean, I said, in 2008, there's no filter available.

11:00Oh, yeah.

11:00He's got a sign of it.

11:01He's got a sign of it.

11:02He's got a sign of it.

11:03He's got a sign of it.

11:04I'm not going to tell you.

11:05He was looking at it.

11:23My true was the last time we got on our clothes.

11:27It's not that hard.

11:29I can't think about it.

11:31I'll be my mother's.

11:33I'll see my photos.

11:35I'll be my daughter's.

11:37What a party!

11:38I've been watching the world now.

11:40I've been watching the Facebook page.

11:42I've been watching the Facebook page.

11:44I've been watching you.

11:46I'll see where I'm in India.

11:48I'll see where I'm in the news.

11:50My life is ruined!

11:53It's going to be good.

11:55You're gay!

11:57Thank you!

11:59You!

12:05Get to work, boys.

12:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

12:17No, no, no!

12:19This thing was so expensive!

12:21No, no, no, no, no!

12:22Not my million dollar idea!

12:24No, no, no, no!

12:26What are you doing?

12:27What am I doing?

12:28You did this.

12:29I warned you not to do anything stupid.

12:32And you let your nudes leak?

12:34Look how upset you've made them.

12:39They look pretty normal to me.

12:42Oh!

12:44Aw!

12:45Dude, I gotta get my laptop back.

12:50Excuse me.

12:51I've been listening to both of y'all spew nonsense for the last 10 minutes.

12:54I just gotta say a couple of things real quick.

12:56First of all, never the face.

12:59What's wrong with you, bro?

13:00That's what I said.

13:01My little sister watches your videos, man.

13:03What if those pics leaked?

13:05I would have to hurt you.

13:06Second, where was your laptop stolen from?

13:09Um, the university center?

13:12Ah, say less. I know who has it.

13:15Really?

13:18Yo, bro, what you saying?

13:20Yeah, live? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

13:23Nah, yeah. Nah, I didn't watch the game yesterday, man.

13:27Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

13:31Nah. Okay, that's blessed. Easy.

13:37Good news. I found your laptop.

13:39But we gotta leave now.

13:48I think I trust him.

13:50Yeah, let's go. Let's go.

13:58So, where are we going again?

14:00And who are you? And what's happening?

14:02And when do you plan on killing us tonight?

14:04Gonna meet those scammer guys from Scarborough, man.

14:06The ones that stole your shit.

14:08I mean, they go into libraries, malls, clubs,

14:10jacking laptops and cell phones, B.

14:12Anytime anyone leaves anything on their table,

14:14their booth, their back pocket,

14:16even their hand, man.

14:18Boom! Swiped!

14:20How do you know all of this?

14:21Yeah.

14:22Busted a bunch of them out of cloud I bounced at, man.

14:24They'd been doing it for weeks,

14:26targeting drunk guys, girls especially.

14:28I mean, didn't to top it off,

14:30they act like they're helping you, bro.

14:32They link you their phone to log into your account

14:34to find your phone.

14:36Bam! Now they got access to your emails,

14:38passwords, cloud, everything, bro.

14:40Wow. That's actually kind of genius.

14:42Let a couple of them off the hook, man,

14:44as long as they swung me the new 16C.

14:46Oh, shit.

14:48I think I got my phone from them, too.

14:49Oh, damn! That's what's up!

14:51Oh, shit.

14:52Um, yo, could we just pull over the next light there?

14:55I'm just gonna pick somebody up.

15:01We're so late. Let's go. Hurry up and park.

15:03Just get in a little bit.

15:04What? Why?

15:05Can you not ask a thousand questions for once?

15:07Just get in.

15:08Okay.

15:10What's up, Neil?

15:12Hey, girl.

15:13What the hell's going on?

15:15What the hell is this?

15:16My guy.

15:17Picking up some bitches?

15:19Okay, I see you.

15:20Who are you calling bitch, bitch?

15:21Damn, she's feisty, I lie.

15:23Chippy, this is Sunny. Sunny, Chippy.

15:25Sunny's found a lead on my stolen laptop.

15:27That's why you're not coming in

15:28to wish Bavita a happy birthday?

15:30So you can run around with this fool?

15:31Oh, my God, okay. One sec.

15:36There. Happy?

15:38Pretty sure she prefers this anyway.

15:39Oh, shit. Thank you.

15:41Damn.

15:42I just shot right back up to favorite cousin.

15:44Yo, so why is this laptop thing so urgent anyways?

15:47We got nudes on it or some shit?

15:53Please tell me that you left your face out of them.

15:56Oh, my God. Just means no, not the face.

15:59Never the face.

16:01I don't see what the big deal is.

16:03I mean, nudes are great for publicity.

16:06Think about Kim Kardashian, Chris Evans, Shrek.

16:09Yeah, well, they had the privilege of not being shunned

16:11by the entire brown community.

16:13Plus, I'm trying to, like, lift our people up, not set us back.

16:16Well, I mean, maybe being the guy to unshackle the bonds of sexual oppression

16:20that have plagued the Indian community for generations

16:22is the ultimate form of lifting our people up.

16:25I mean, we didn't invent the Kama Sutra, right?

16:29We? Bro, aren't you white?

16:33Oh, shit. Hold that thought.

16:36Yo, what's up, Mr. B?

16:38Sonny, what does your friend's laptop look like?

16:41Fifteen inches, a bunch of stickers on the back,

16:43keys get stuck sometimes, but not for the reasons you think or whatever.

16:46And where was it stolen from?

16:48Uh, the university center.

16:50Oh, that's a bad spot.

16:52Many of my guys there.

16:53You've got to be more careful, my friend.

16:56He desperately needs it back.

16:58Man's got some sensitive information on there, feel me?

17:03Was your face on them?

17:05Oh, no, not the face.

17:07Don't. Don't say it.

17:10Just looking through today's inventory.

17:12Oh, no, we just sold a laptop fitting that description,

17:18not even an hour ago.

17:19Is there any way to get it back, please?

17:21We don't do returns.

17:23Our employees trust us in protecting their privacy.

17:27It's all about trust.

17:28I like this guy.

17:29Respect.

17:30Please, it's like a life or death situation.

17:32Sonny, you vouch for this guy?

17:35One hundred percent, Mr. B.

17:37This is my boy.

17:39Oh, good.

17:40Discount DJ Khaled's vouching for you.

17:42One minute.

17:43Good news.

17:44We just located the buyer and he's willing to give it back at the same price he paid.

18:00$1.600 cash.

18:03Meet him at the sweet shop in 30.

18:06Got it.

18:07Thanks, G.

18:09Okay, so they steal my laptop and I have to pay to get it back?

18:13Well, the buyer paid for it.

18:14Yeah, with the money that those scammers now have.

18:16Okay, so?

18:17So?

18:18So, shouldn't they be paying the money to get it back?

18:20Wait, why would they do that?

18:21You're buying the laptop.

18:22Yeah, which was stolen from me by them.

18:24Which means it belongs to someone else now.

18:26Am I making sense here?

18:28Thousand percent.

18:29Oh, my God.

18:30Of course none of this makes sense.

18:31They're scammers.

18:32Look, you still have to go through with it to get it back.

18:35Oh!

18:38Tighten your nanas.

18:39We're here.

18:40Whoa, whoa, whoa.

18:42Where do you think you're going?

18:43To get my laptop?

18:45Chill.

18:46She could go sideways.

18:47Too much heat in these streets, man.

18:56Um, okay.

18:57No offense, but I just met you.

18:59So, I'd rather go get it myself.

19:01Listen, bro.

19:02What if he knows who you are, gets smart, and starts asking for more money?

19:07I'm just...

19:11Give me that.

19:13All right.

19:14Ooh, we should hotbox the car.

19:16No, dude.

19:17You know I don't smoke.

19:18Plus, I don't want to be horny and paranoid.

19:20Why?

19:21That's like the perfect combo.

19:22I don't want my sorry to smell.

19:24See, this is why I vape.

19:25I don't trust computers.

19:27You don't think your vape is recording everything you said?

19:30Uh...

19:31What's happening?

19:32What the fuck?

19:39Hello?

19:40Yo, this dude figured out who you are.

19:42He's asking for more money.

19:44Dude, how?

19:45I told him.

19:47Okay, and why would you do that?

19:49Bro, my bad.

19:50I'll just tell him how excited you were to get the laptop back,

19:52because you were working on a video and shit.

19:54And he's all like, oh, he's a filmmaker?

19:56And I'm like, nah, he makes online videos, yo.

19:58Like, people love him.

19:59Like, gets billions of views.

20:00Okay, first of all, I don't get anywhere near that.

20:03And then he's all like, oh, yeah, is that big money?

20:05And I'm like, I think so.

20:06Like, a dollar of you or some shit.

20:08He's probably raking in mad cash.

20:09None of that is remotely true.

20:12And then this motherfucker started asking for more money.

20:14Talk about, yo, if he wants his laptop back,

20:17he can give more than 500 bucks.

20:19Like, what's 50 grand to do like that and all this other shit?

20:2150 grand?

20:22Nah, bro, don't be ridiculous.

20:24I talked him down to 15.

20:25Oh, my God.

20:27Okay, you know...

20:28Yo, that's the guy that was in the library.

20:33No, I'm not.

20:34Yeah, that's the guy that stole my laptop.

20:37No, I didn't.

20:38Wait, if that's the guy that stole your laptop

20:40and he works for Mr. B...

20:42This is part of the scam, dumbass.

20:44Oh, damn.

20:45This is some Inception-level shit.

20:47All right, you know what?

20:48I'm coming in.

20:49What are you doing?

20:50Should we go after him?

20:52Yeah.

20:53This place has really good jalebes.

20:57What the fuck, dude?

20:58Oh, shit, right behind me.

21:03Get here.

21:04Here.

21:06Yo, chill, relax.

21:08Dude, enough bullshit, man.

21:09Just keep my laptop back.

21:10What the fuck?

21:11Stop moving, Jack.

21:12Stop moving.

21:13What is happening?

21:14Yo, back up!

21:15I want all the money you've got.

21:17Or else I'll drop...

21:18Oh, fuck!

21:19Oh, fuck!

21:20Oh, fuck!

21:21Dude, what the fuck, man?

21:22Dude, now the jalebes are gonna taste like laptops.

21:25Hey, fuck you!

21:27I burned myself.

21:28You did that!

21:29And you just destroyed my friggin' laptop, man.

21:31All you had to do was pay me.

21:34Now we both take an L.

21:35I'll take an L.

21:43Strunty.

21:54Well...

21:56Well, at least now no one's gonna see your nudes.

21:58And we don't where to get another laptop from.

22:00Guys...

22:02We're saved.

22:04The last of the non-laptop jalebes.

22:10Dig in.

22:12Mmm.

22:14There's no laptop taste.

22:23I had to get a new laptop.

22:24My old one is...

22:26Fried.

22:27Fried.

22:32Yeah, yeah.

22:41Thanks.

22:50Mmm.

22:58Nope.

23:18So, I always have people coming up to me being like,

23:20bro, you still live at home?

23:21At your big age?

23:22Oh, it's so weird.

23:24Like, can we collectively move past this dinosaur of an ocean

23:27that we're being held back in life because we're living at home?

23:31Yeah.

23:32Cool.

23:33Yeah.

23:34Cool.

23:36Yeah.

23:37Yeah.

23:38Yeah.

23:40Have you ever heard of her living at home?

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