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01:54You may go. Next, please.
02:02Good morning. My name is Nikhil. I am first of first.
02:07This is my child's photograph.
02:17Sorry, Mr. Nikhil. You can go.
02:20But sir, my interview?
02:22My interview?
02:23Your photo is not good.
02:25But sir, this is my child's photo.
02:27Look, this is our child's psychologist.
02:29This is my child's photo.
02:31This is my child's photo.
02:32This is my child's photo.
02:33It will be an engineer, doctor, or anything.
02:35But how can I know the photo?
02:37How can I know the photo?
02:39Now, my child's photo was like MD.
02:41I am a MD.
02:43You may go, please.
02:45Next.
02:47What happened, man?
02:49What happened?
02:50What happened?
02:51What was the interview, man?
02:52He rejected me.
02:53He rejected me.
02:54Oh, man.
02:55They told me that your child's photo is not good.
02:57This is a wrong thing.
02:58Oh, sir.
02:59We're going.
03:00We're talking to people.
03:01We're talking to people.
03:02We're talking to people.
03:03We're talking to people.
03:04We're talking to people.
03:05What happened.
03:06What happened?
03:07What happened?
03:08We're talking to people.
03:09We're talking to people.
03:10Sir, I do this.
03:11I'm calling you to go to office.
03:12Can I get a wrong story?
03:14I can't get a wrong story.
03:16I got a wrong story.
03:18I got a wrong story.
03:19Now, I'll call you MD.
03:20Here.
03:21In the hotel.
03:22Okay, sir.
03:23I'm taking the photo of the hospital.
03:25Oh, man.
03:26There's a inquiry here.
03:28Come here.
03:29Mr. Bhatti, you have taken the photo of our hospital.
03:35Sir, your hospital is a big deal, sir.
03:37What do you mean?
03:39Sir, I mean, I have no idea of this.
03:43So, who has taken the photo of the hospital for your child's child's child?
03:47Sir, actually, you are the mother of your mother.
03:50She had a great leader of a candidate.
03:53She said she had to keep her.
03:55Yes, son.
03:56She's not the aunt of the village.
03:58No.
03:59She's the daughter of her daughter.
04:01I told her for her.
04:03Sir, my mother didn't know her name and her particular name.
04:06What?
04:07Then, we said that if someone got a photo of a woman,
04:10she gave a photo of a child's child's child.
04:14What?
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04:59Where is it?
05:00What?
05:01What?
05:02Hi, poor Musar, see?
05:04Oh.
05:06Yep.
05:07How about it?
05:13Wow.
05:15Wow
05:16Wow
05:17Wow
05:18My sergeant, come and take a taxi car.
05:22Wow, wow, wow, wow.
05:23Mr. President, I want to go to Singapore in Singapore.
05:27Come on, son, come on.
05:29But this is a very difficult to listen to this.
05:33It's a very difficult to listen to this.
05:34No, it's not a problem.
05:36Those who have to join this profession,
05:38they need to make a minor operation.
05:41What will they do?
05:42They will be able to listen to it.
05:44It will only be clear that the share is where to start and where to end.
05:50What kind of activities do you have in mind?
05:52Some people have very full relations.
05:55They don't have to do anything.
05:57Until they don't have to go to their wedding.
06:00My husband has been very difficult for two days.
06:03You can't do anything like you can do your wedding.
06:07We took a lot of our wedding in our wedding.
06:12Tent, canate, crockery.
06:15They have been sold for 25 years here.
06:17They were very suited, booted, educated brothers.
06:24That was good.
06:25And the boy's son, he sells in four parties.
06:29Then, the people of Tent House sold for 500 rupees.
06:33He sold for 500 rupees.
06:35He made a lot of England return.
06:37Now there are so many drinks that come from home to you, but after drinking, they come back to home for a problem.
06:47Actually, I don't understand the path of home.
06:49So, having such drinks come from home to home, this is also your job.
06:59Take care of yourself.
07:01Take care of yourself.
07:02Take care of yourself.
07:03Okay, listen.
07:04Do you have to go anywhere in the street?
07:06No, don't check.
07:08Don't go anywhere in the street.
07:09Listen.
07:10The other lady asked her husband to drink drinks at 2 o'clock at night.
07:14Will they reach home?
07:16Yes, they will reach home.
07:17But after 2 o'clock, 50% of the charges are extra.
07:23One more example.
07:24Give them fast.
07:25You are very fast?
07:26No, I don't have any fast.
07:28But we always get fast.
07:30Like the people who have to drink drinks, they need to drink drinks.
07:35Yes, that is.
07:37They can do a lot of drinks on a drink.
07:40Listen.
07:41Have you got a contract on a boat club.
07:43It's a very big contract.
07:45It's a very big contract.
07:47In 50,000 people's rally,
07:50every five minutes,
07:52and every 10 minutes,
07:53it's a very prestigious contract.
07:56You know?
07:58You've invented a very strange job.
08:01Actually, my Tao Ji is a very big minister.
08:04So, I'll suggest that
08:06the people who beat these 12,000 tallies
08:08are in a regular job.
08:10No, you don't have a regular job.
08:12Daily wages, temporary job.
08:14Why?
08:15Because every day,
08:16they'll leave the government's office,
08:17they'll leave the government's office.
08:18Yes!
08:19Holy Tension!
08:21Holy Tension!
08:24To be continued,
08:27Unemployment Quiz!
08:30Live!
08:31Live!
08:32Live!
08:33Live!
08:34Live!
08:35What happened?
08:36We were practicing, sir.
08:38When we get a job,
08:40we will not have to put a job for the DA's bonus.
08:43We are still going for a job.
08:44We will need a job for a job.
08:45We will often start to take on the job.
08:46We will not have to do this project.
08:47We will be doing it!
08:49We will need a job!
08:50Okay!
08:51Okay!
08:52Okay!
08:53Okay!
08:54So the first question is, what is the difference between the government and business?
09:01Very different. The government and business is not a difference.
09:05No, it's not a mistake.
09:07The government will tell you about the government and business.
09:11The private business is on the main and on the main and on the main and on the main.
09:16So the next question is,
09:24Oh, I know?
09:26What is the answer to?
09:29The answer will be like a say,
09:32Oh, man.
09:34Yes.
09:37The question is,
09:42Is this a person who owns a company of the chairman's post?
09:47The question will happen.
09:51Yes.
09:52responsibility to take responsibility.
09:54Galat, let me tell you.
09:56Sir, that's why the chairman's post is
09:59this way because there is no chance to promote promotion.
10:04The answer is correct.
10:06No!
10:07The chance of promotion and the next question is by chance.
10:11The next question is by chance.
10:13So the question is,
10:15sometimes you will have seen the information in the news.
10:18If you are applying to these posts,
10:20the people who have passed via 1000,
10:22thousand dollars,
10:24a car,
10:25everything is needed to be.
10:26If you are applying to these posts,
10:28you will need to apply to these posts.
10:30If you are applying to these posts,
10:32you might need to be able to change.
10:34That's why the company's office keeps them.
10:36The answer is correct.
10:38The answer is correct.
10:42The team's winning.
10:44The team's winning and the team has won.
10:46foreign
10:48unemployment allowance
10:50you eat 50%
10:52me
10:54oh no
10:56full attention
10:58yes
11:00my daughter
11:02she has already been a big
11:04yes
11:06yes you know
11:08you know
11:10you know
11:12shiri shiri ten raised to the power eight swami jaspalanan
11:15maharaj maharaj
11:19aap to bas isse naukaree dilva dije
11:22gaday ne kaha apply kiya hai
11:24mammy ya mujhe gaday kaya
11:27chupkar
11:28beeta inke gyan ke samane haam sabhi gaday
11:31ji meire laal ne urban development authority me apply kiya hai
11:35bada tariq ko interview hai
11:37urban development authority
11:39uda uda uda
11:42chairman hai mister gokle
11:44ji haan c.l. gokle
11:46bahaat hii shariif admi hai
11:48humnne paise dene ki bahaat košish ki
11:50par baat ban hi nahi
11:51kundli me garbar hogi
11:53gaday ki kundli kaha hai
11:54ye lije maharaj
11:57chairman ki kundli
12:03or gaday ki kundli mil nahi rahi
12:05milan hi padegi
12:06mila dije maharaj
12:07wu to phir haven karna padega
12:092,5,000 ki huti
12:11aur 11,000 ki smagri lang jayi
12:14yeh bhaat joe
12:16topi udya me noxrii milana多 saan nahi hai
12:17wu do phir uda me naoki ni milna itna saan nahi hai
12:18no, it's not for this thing, it's okay, let me write this
12:24one tin kaju, it will be a fried kaju, it will increase cholesterol from the
12:31goddesses, there are cholesterol too, Swami Ji, there are new goddesses, let me
12:38write, two silk sardines, four kambal, one golden color of a warm suit,
12:45Did it have a blue light?
12:49Which we have to get into the water,
12:51it feels like warm, cold, cold and cold.
12:54You should remember to have 6 bottles of water.
12:58Which is...
13:00Which is the blue light?
13:01The blue light.
13:03The blue light is happy.
13:04This is a good white light.
13:08This is the 11th century before the 11th century.
13:12Okay, maharaj.
13:13ग्यारा बजे ग्यारा तारीक से पहले सब समगरी आपके चर्णों में पहुंच जाएगी
13:18डैडी अगर इतने पैसे खर्ष नहीं है तो UDA के चेर्मन को डारेक्ली दे जाते हैं
13:22इनको देनी किया जुरुत है
13:23This guy doesn't know that he's not aware of the direct deal.
13:27He always works agents.
13:29Agent?
13:30Tell me Agent.
13:32Just a man.
13:34Yeah.
13:35Yeah.
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13:53Yeah.
14:07Be in our department
14:09के लिये जरूरत है सटर सिविल इंजिनियर्स की
14:11जो सटर करोड का सडको का बज़ेट
14:14बिना सडके बनाए हड़पने की शमता रखते हूं
14:17उमीद वह और साथ तारीग से पहले पहले
14:20हेड ओफेस या सीदा मंत्राले से संपर्क करें
14:23Sampar करने के लिए केवल सो सो और पचास-पचास के नोटों का ही इस्तिमाल करें
14:27एक सरकारी हस्पिताल के लिए जरूरत है दस डॉक्टरों की
14:32जो अपनी प्राइवेट टेक्टिस के साथ साथ
14:34हस्पिताल के मरीजों को देखने का टाइम भी निकाल सकें
14:37तनखा के इलावा सरकारी दुआईयां, धर्मामीटर, स्टेटोसकोप और एक्स्रे की फिल्में बोनस के रूप में दी जाएंगी
14:45अलग अलग जगा में टैक्स इकठा करने के लिए जरूरत है
14:49तीस टैक्स इंस्पेक्टर्स की, जिनकी लंबी मूच्छे, बड़ी बड़ी आँखे, और चेहरे पर दरावना पन होना जरूरी है
14:57एक्स टाक्मों को प्रेफरेंस दी जाएगी
15:01रोडवेज के लिए चाहिए 40 बस ड्राइवर, जो बिना हाथ दिये मूरना, हाई स्पीट ओवर्टेकिंग और बिना ब्रेक लगाए बस चलाने में माहिर हो
15:11शराग और अफीम का सेवन करने वाले उमीदवारों को प्रेफरेंस दी जाएगी
15:17इसी के साथ बेरोजगार समाचार समाप्त हुए
15:21हाँ कोई अच्छी नौकरी अगर आपकी नजर में हो तो हमें भी जरूर बताइएगा
15:25हम दोनों खुद भी बेरोजगार हैं
15:28मिस्टर डिकू आप बेर फिकर होकर इंटरूट पर जाएए आपकी सेलेक्शन हो जाएगी
15:41जिन जिन अप्सरों की हमने मूच्छे कीली करनी थी वो कर दी है
15:44वाँ आपकी अपकी बता कैसे लगे गा के सफार्शिक एडिकेट मैं हूँ वो तो हमने सारी सेटिंग कर दी है जी
15:54है वो जाएग्शन कमीटी के पाच मेंबर्स है जो भाई हास्ते दूसरे नबर पर मेंबर बैठा होगा
16:00जब भी कोई सवाल पूछे उसे आप अपनी दाई आंख मार देना अब सब समझाए रहा है
16:04ओके सर थाइक्स अलॉट
16:07येस भटी प्लेस्मेंट सर्वेस भाई मैंने अपनी फैक्टरी के लिए फोर्मेंट की रिक्वार्मेंट दी थी
16:16जी चार आदमी भेज तो दिये थे चार नहीं एक चाहिए चार आदमियों का काम एक आदमी कैसे कर सकता है
16:24अरे भाई चार आदमी नहीं चाहिए मुझे फोर्मेंट चाहिए जो मेरी फैक्टरी में मशीनों पर काम करा सकता हो
16:29Okay, F-O-R-E Foreman, so you can say the spelling on the phone, right?
16:35Yes!
16:36Telephone on the phone?
16:38Yes!
16:39Oh, you can find the Foreman.
16:42Expert A-1.
16:44Oh, yes.
16:45We recommend that that man can never fail.
16:53I don't know.
16:54You have to kill the other one and the other one.
16:57Mr. Ticko, what are your qualifications?
17:00Is it a qualification?
17:04Bat-Tamiz?
17:05Oh, I'm sorry.
17:07I feel like I hit my head.
17:11Mr. Gentlemen, do you have any work experience?
17:17You idiot!
17:18What is Bat-Tamiz?
17:20Is he killing me?
17:22No, Madam.
17:23He is killing me.
17:24I know him.
17:25He is a very good man.
17:26You know him.
17:27How do you know him?
17:28Do you know him?
17:29No, I'm just talking about the general.
17:31What is it that sometimes,
17:32an extremely beautiful lady,
17:33when you look at her,
17:34the eyes of her in honor.
17:36What's that?
17:38No, he does, madam.
17:56We sent the letter to frame it.
17:59This is a photo extract copy.
18:00You can see it.
18:01This is so much fun.
18:04The letter will not get in the locker room.
18:06That's what we know.
18:07That's why you have it.
18:09Now tell us what to do in the future.
18:11In the future, you can fill this form
18:13and fill it in 5650.
18:16What's that?
18:17B.E. guidance.
18:19B.E. guidance?
18:21Back Door Entry guidance.
18:23B.E. guidance.
18:26Really, it stands?
18:28It's a disabled job.
18:30However, nobody has the amount of sense when you get in many LLC.
18:32Can you know,
18:34who is not in which office didn't it?
18:36Who is it?
18:37Yes.
18:38Inさん information, it was 16650.
18:41Do you know,
18:43who does it call Вам
18:50Do you know that your son who is applying for the post, how much is the under the table fee for the post?
18:56It's the news.
18:58Then, it's the news.
19:00How much money will this information be?
19:03$550.
19:06Then, I told you so much.
19:08My brother, you first had to get the money.
19:11Okay, so you got to get the money.
19:13You got to get the money, my brother.
19:15I didn't have to get the board on the selection committee.
19:18Yes, who didn't have to get the money for the last 10 years?
19:21Yes, that's the money for the last 10 years.
19:25Then, you got to get the money.
19:28Sir, these are $550.
19:31Sir, I have a lot of experience for you.
19:34I have a lot of experience for 20 years.
19:36I don't know how much money comes to the money.
19:39Sir, I mean, you have done a lot of money in 20 years.
19:42I didn't get the money for 20 years.
19:44I have bought the money for 20 years.
19:46Unemployment experience.
19:48Certificate
19:51A
20:05work
20:07on
20:08not
20:09on
20:11कारिष्यों वह बेचारे कहा जाएं
20:17जो दर दर ढूंडते सरविस्थ
20:23ठके हारें वह घर आएं
20:27वह बेचारे
20:41Hei afsar, chaathe aur taae,
20:46wo jinn bhi khush nasib ho ke,
20:51Hei afsar, chaathe aur taae,
20:55wo jinn bhi khush nasib ho ke,
21:00wo jinn bhi khush nasib ho ke,
21:05koi bhi post ho khali,
21:12koi bhi post ho khali,
21:16wo apno ko hi dil vayen,
21:21na jinn ki ho sifarish to,
21:26wo beachare kahaan jayen,
21:31jodar dar đhunlte sarwis.
22:01A
22:12A
22:13O
22:15Oh, wait.
22:30Oh, wait.
22:32Oh, wait.
22:45Oh, wait.
22:56Oh, wait.
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