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02:02Good morning. My name is Nikhil. I am first of first.

02:07This is my child's photograph.

02:17Sorry, Mr. Nikhil. You can go.

02:20But sir, my interview?

02:22My interview?

02:23Your photo is not good.

02:25But sir, this is my child's photo.

02:27Look, this is our child's psychologist.

02:29This is my child's photo.

02:31This is my child's photo.

02:32This is my child's photo.

02:33It will be an engineer, doctor, or anything.

02:35But how can I know the photo?

02:37How can I know the photo?

02:39Now, my child's photo was like MD.

02:41I am a MD.

02:43You may go, please.

02:45Next.

02:47What happened, man?

02:49What happened?

02:50What happened?

02:51What was the interview, man?

02:52He rejected me.

02:53He rejected me.

02:54Oh, man.

02:55They told me that your child's photo is not good.

02:57This is a wrong thing.

02:58Oh, sir.

02:59We're going.

03:00We're talking to people.

03:01We're talking to people.

03:02We're talking to people.

03:03We're talking to people.

03:04We're talking to people.

03:05What happened.

03:06What happened?

03:07What happened?

03:08We're talking to people.

03:09We're talking to people.

03:10Sir, I do this.

03:11I'm calling you to go to office.

03:12Can I get a wrong story?

03:14I can't get a wrong story.

03:16I got a wrong story.

03:18I got a wrong story.

03:19Now, I'll call you MD.

03:20Here.

03:21In the hotel.

03:22Okay, sir.

03:23I'm taking the photo of the hospital.

03:25Oh, man.

03:26There's a inquiry here.

03:28Come here.

03:29Mr. Bhatti, you have taken the photo of our hospital.

03:35Sir, your hospital is a big deal, sir.

03:37What do you mean?

03:39Sir, I mean, I have no idea of this.

03:43So, who has taken the photo of the hospital for your child's child's child?

03:47Sir, actually, you are the mother of your mother.

03:50She had a great leader of a candidate.

03:53She said she had to keep her.

03:55Yes, son.

03:56She's not the aunt of the village.

03:58No.

03:59She's the daughter of her daughter.

04:01I told her for her.

04:03Sir, my mother didn't know her name and her particular name.

04:06What?

04:07Then, we said that if someone got a photo of a woman,

04:10she gave a photo of a child's child's child.

04:14What?

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04:59Where is it?

05:00What?

05:01What?

05:02Hi, poor Musar, see?

05:04Oh.

05:06Yep.

05:07How about it?

05:13Wow.

05:15Wow

05:16Wow

05:17Wow

05:18My sergeant, come and take a taxi car.

05:22Wow, wow, wow, wow.

05:23Mr. President, I want to go to Singapore in Singapore.

05:27Come on, son, come on.

05:29But this is a very difficult to listen to this.

05:33It's a very difficult to listen to this.

05:34No, it's not a problem.

05:36Those who have to join this profession,

05:38they need to make a minor operation.

05:41What will they do?

05:42They will be able to listen to it.

05:44It will only be clear that the share is where to start and where to end.

05:50What kind of activities do you have in mind?

05:52Some people have very full relations.

05:55They don't have to do anything.

05:57Until they don't have to go to their wedding.

06:00My husband has been very difficult for two days.

06:03You can't do anything like you can do your wedding.

06:07We took a lot of our wedding in our wedding.

06:12Tent, canate, crockery.

06:15They have been sold for 25 years here.

06:17They were very suited, booted, educated brothers.

06:24That was good.

06:25And the boy's son, he sells in four parties.

06:29Then, the people of Tent House sold for 500 rupees.

06:33He sold for 500 rupees.

06:35He made a lot of England return.

06:37Now there are so many drinks that come from home to you, but after drinking, they come back to home for a problem.

06:47Actually, I don't understand the path of home.

06:49So, having such drinks come from home to home, this is also your job.

06:59Take care of yourself.

07:01Take care of yourself.

07:02Take care of yourself.

07:03Okay, listen.

07:04Do you have to go anywhere in the street?

07:06No, don't check.

07:08Don't go anywhere in the street.

07:09Listen.

07:10The other lady asked her husband to drink drinks at 2 o'clock at night.

07:14Will they reach home?

07:16Yes, they will reach home.

07:17But after 2 o'clock, 50% of the charges are extra.

07:23One more example.

07:24Give them fast.

07:25You are very fast?

07:26No, I don't have any fast.

07:28But we always get fast.

07:30Like the people who have to drink drinks, they need to drink drinks.

07:35Yes, that is.

07:37They can do a lot of drinks on a drink.

07:40Listen.

07:41Have you got a contract on a boat club.

07:43It's a very big contract.

07:45It's a very big contract.

07:47In 50,000 people's rally,

07:50every five minutes,

07:52and every 10 minutes,

07:53it's a very prestigious contract.

07:56You know?

07:58You've invented a very strange job.

08:01Actually, my Tao Ji is a very big minister.

08:04So, I'll suggest that

08:06the people who beat these 12,000 tallies

08:08are in a regular job.

08:10No, you don't have a regular job.

08:12Daily wages, temporary job.

08:14Why?

08:15Because every day,

08:16they'll leave the government's office,

08:17they'll leave the government's office.

08:18Yes!

08:19Holy Tension!

08:21Holy Tension!

08:24To be continued,

08:27Unemployment Quiz!

08:30Live!

08:31Live!

08:32Live!

08:33Live!

08:34Live!

08:35What happened?

08:36We were practicing, sir.

08:38When we get a job,

08:40we will not have to put a job for the DA's bonus.

08:43We are still going for a job.

08:44We will need a job for a job.

08:45We will often start to take on the job.

08:46We will not have to do this project.

08:47We will be doing it!

08:49We will need a job!

08:50Okay!

08:51Okay!

08:52Okay!

08:53Okay!

08:54So the first question is, what is the difference between the government and business?

09:01Very different. The government and business is not a difference.

09:05No, it's not a mistake.

09:07The government will tell you about the government and business.

09:11The private business is on the main and on the main and on the main and on the main.

09:16So the next question is,

09:24Oh, I know?

09:26What is the answer to?

09:29The answer will be like a say,

09:32Oh, man.

09:34Yes.

09:37The question is,

09:42Is this a person who owns a company of the chairman's post?

09:47The question will happen.

09:51Yes.

09:52responsibility to take responsibility.

09:54Galat, let me tell you.

09:56Sir, that's why the chairman's post is

09:59this way because there is no chance to promote promotion.

10:04The answer is correct.

10:06No!

10:07The chance of promotion and the next question is by chance.

10:11The next question is by chance.

10:13So the question is,

10:15sometimes you will have seen the information in the news.

10:18If you are applying to these posts,

10:20the people who have passed via 1000,

10:22thousand dollars,

10:24a car,

10:25everything is needed to be.

10:26If you are applying to these posts,

10:28you will need to apply to these posts.

10:30If you are applying to these posts,

10:32you might need to be able to change.

10:34That's why the company's office keeps them.

10:36The answer is correct.

10:38The answer is correct.

10:42The team's winning.

10:44The team's winning and the team has won.

10:46foreign

10:48unemployment allowance

10:50you eat 50%

10:52me

10:54oh no

10:56full attention

10:58yes

11:00my daughter

11:02she has already been a big

11:04yes

11:06yes you know

11:08you know

11:10you know

11:12shiri shiri ten raised to the power eight swami jaspalanan

11:15maharaj maharaj

11:19aap to bas isse naukaree dilva dije

11:22gaday ne kaha apply kiya hai

11:24mammy ya mujhe gaday kaya

11:27chupkar

11:28beeta inke gyan ke samane haam sabhi gaday

11:31ji meire laal ne urban development authority me apply kiya hai

11:35bada tariq ko interview hai

11:37urban development authority

11:39uda uda uda

11:42chairman hai mister gokle

11:44ji haan c.l. gokle

11:46bahaat hii shariif admi hai

11:48humnne paise dene ki bahaat košish ki

11:50par baat ban hi nahi

11:51kundli me garbar hogi

11:53gaday ki kundli kaha hai

11:54ye lije maharaj

11:57chairman ki kundli

12:03or gaday ki kundli mil nahi rahi

12:05milan hi padegi

12:06mila dije maharaj

12:07wu to phir haven karna padega

12:092,5,000 ki huti

12:11aur 11,000 ki smagri lang jayi

12:14yeh bhaat joe

12:16topi udya me noxrii milana多 saan nahi hai

12:17wu do phir uda me naoki ni milna itna saan nahi hai

12:18no, it's not for this thing, it's okay, let me write this

12:24one tin kaju, it will be a fried kaju, it will increase cholesterol from the

12:31goddesses, there are cholesterol too, Swami Ji, there are new goddesses, let me

12:38write, two silk sardines, four kambal, one golden color of a warm suit,

12:45Did it have a blue light?

12:49Which we have to get into the water,

12:51it feels like warm, cold, cold and cold.

12:54You should remember to have 6 bottles of water.

12:58Which is...

13:00Which is the blue light?

13:01The blue light.

13:03The blue light is happy.

13:04This is a good white light.

13:08This is the 11th century before the 11th century.

13:12Okay, maharaj.

13:13ग्यारा बजे ग्यारा तारीक से पहले सब समगरी आपके चर्णों में पहुंच जाएगी

13:18डैडी अगर इतने पैसे खर्ष नहीं है तो UDA के चेर्मन को डारेक्ली दे जाते हैं

13:22इनको देनी किया जुरुत है

13:23This guy doesn't know that he's not aware of the direct deal.

13:27He always works agents.

13:29Agent?

13:30Tell me Agent.

13:32Just a man.

13:34Yeah.

13:35Yeah.

13:36Yeah.

13:37Yeah.

13:38Yeah.

13:39Yeah.

13:40Yeah.

13:41Yeah.

13:42Yeah.

13:43Yeah.

13:44Yeah.

13:45Yeah.

13:46Yeah.

13:47Yeah.

13:48Yeah.

13:49Yeah.

13:50Yeah.

13:51Yeah.

13:52Yeah.

13:53Yeah.

14:07Be in our department

14:09के लिये जरूरत है सटर सिविल इंजिनियर्स की

14:11जो सटर करोड का सडको का बज़ेट

14:14बिना सडके बनाए हड़पने की शमता रखते हूं

14:17उमीद वह और साथ तारीग से पहले पहले

14:20हेड ओफेस या सीदा मंत्राले से संपर्क करें

14:23Sampar करने के लिए केवल सो सो और पचास-पचास के नोटों का ही इस्तिमाल करें

14:27एक सरकारी हस्पिताल के लिए जरूरत है दस डॉक्टरों की

14:32जो अपनी प्राइवेट टेक्टिस के साथ साथ

14:34हस्पिताल के मरीजों को देखने का टाइम भी निकाल सकें

14:37तनखा के इलावा सरकारी दुआईयां, धर्मामीटर, स्टेटोसकोप और एक्स्रे की फिल्में बोनस के रूप में दी जाएंगी

14:45अलग अलग जगा में टैक्स इकठा करने के लिए जरूरत है

14:49तीस टैक्स इंस्पेक्टर्स की, जिनकी लंबी मूच्छे, बड़ी बड़ी आँखे, और चेहरे पर दरावना पन होना जरूरी है

14:57एक्स टाक्मों को प्रेफरेंस दी जाएगी

15:01रोडवेज के लिए चाहिए 40 बस ड्राइवर, जो बिना हाथ दिये मूरना, हाई स्पीट ओवर्टेकिंग और बिना ब्रेक लगाए बस चलाने में माहिर हो

15:11शराग और अफीम का सेवन करने वाले उमीदवारों को प्रेफरेंस दी जाएगी

15:17इसी के साथ बेरोजगार समाचार समाप्त हुए

15:21हाँ कोई अच्छी नौकरी अगर आपकी नजर में हो तो हमें भी जरूर बताइएगा

15:25हम दोनों खुद भी बेरोजगार हैं

15:28मिस्टर डिकू आप बेर फिकर होकर इंटरूट पर जाएए आपकी सेलेक्शन हो जाएगी

15:41जिन जिन अप्सरों की हमने मूच्छे कीली करनी थी वो कर दी है

15:44वाँ आपकी अपकी बता कैसे लगे गा के सफार्शिक एडिकेट मैं हूँ वो तो हमने सारी सेटिंग कर दी है जी

15:54है वो जाएग्शन कमीटी के पाच मेंबर्स है जो भाई हास्ते दूसरे नबर पर मेंबर बैठा होगा

16:00जब भी कोई सवाल पूछे उसे आप अपनी दाई आंख मार देना अब सब समझाए रहा है

16:04ओके सर थाइक्स अलॉट

16:07येस भटी प्लेस्मेंट सर्वेस भाई मैंने अपनी फैक्टरी के लिए फोर्मेंट की रिक्वार्मेंट दी थी

16:16जी चार आदमी भेज तो दिये थे चार नहीं एक चाहिए चार आदमियों का काम एक आदमी कैसे कर सकता है

16:24अरे भाई चार आदमी नहीं चाहिए मुझे फोर्मेंट चाहिए जो मेरी फैक्टरी में मशीनों पर काम करा सकता हो

16:29Okay, F-O-R-E Foreman, so you can say the spelling on the phone, right?

16:35Yes!

16:36Telephone on the phone?

16:38Yes!

16:39Oh, you can find the Foreman.

16:42Expert A-1.

16:44Oh, yes.

16:45We recommend that that man can never fail.

16:53I don't know.

16:54You have to kill the other one and the other one.

16:57Mr. Ticko, what are your qualifications?

17:00Is it a qualification?

17:04Bat-Tamiz?

17:05Oh, I'm sorry.

17:07I feel like I hit my head.

17:11Mr. Gentlemen, do you have any work experience?

17:17You idiot!

17:18What is Bat-Tamiz?

17:20Is he killing me?

17:22No, Madam.

17:23He is killing me.

17:24I know him.

17:25He is a very good man.

17:26You know him.

17:27How do you know him?

17:28Do you know him?

17:29No, I'm just talking about the general.

17:31What is it that sometimes,

17:32an extremely beautiful lady,

17:33when you look at her,

17:34the eyes of her in honor.

17:36What's that?

17:38No, he does, madam.

17:56We sent the letter to frame it.

17:59This is a photo extract copy.

18:00You can see it.

18:01This is so much fun.

18:04The letter will not get in the locker room.

18:06That's what we know.

18:07That's why you have it.

18:09Now tell us what to do in the future.

18:11In the future, you can fill this form

18:13and fill it in 5650.

18:16What's that?

18:17B.E. guidance.

18:19B.E. guidance?

18:21Back Door Entry guidance.

18:23B.E. guidance.

18:26Really, it stands?

18:28It's a disabled job.

18:30However, nobody has the amount of sense when you get in many LLC.

18:32Can you know,

18:34who is not in which office didn't it?

18:36Who is it?

18:37Yes.

18:38Inさん information, it was 16650.

18:41Do you know,

18:43who does it call Вам

18:50Do you know that your son who is applying for the post, how much is the under the table fee for the post?

18:56It's the news.

18:58Then, it's the news.

19:00How much money will this information be?

19:03$550.

19:06Then, I told you so much.

19:08My brother, you first had to get the money.

19:11Okay, so you got to get the money.

19:13You got to get the money, my brother.

19:15I didn't have to get the board on the selection committee.

19:18Yes, who didn't have to get the money for the last 10 years?

19:21Yes, that's the money for the last 10 years.

19:25Then, you got to get the money.

19:28Sir, these are $550.

19:31Sir, I have a lot of experience for you.

19:34I have a lot of experience for 20 years.

19:36I don't know how much money comes to the money.

19:39Sir, I mean, you have done a lot of money in 20 years.

19:42I didn't get the money for 20 years.

19:44I have bought the money for 20 years.

19:46Unemployment experience.

19:48Certificate

19:51A

20:05work

20:07on

20:08not

20:09on

20:11कारिष्यों वह बेचारे कहा जाएं

20:17जो दर दर ढूंडते सरविस्थ

20:23ठके हारें वह घर आएं

20:27वह बेचारे

20:41Hei afsar, chaathe aur taae,

20:46wo jinn bhi khush nasib ho ke,

20:51Hei afsar, chaathe aur taae,

20:55wo jinn bhi khush nasib ho ke,

21:00wo jinn bhi khush nasib ho ke,

21:05koi bhi post ho khali,

21:12koi bhi post ho khali,

21:16wo apno ko hi dil vayen,

21:21na jinn ki ho sifarish to,

21:26wo beachare kahaan jayen,

21:31jodar dar đhunlte sarwis.

22:01A

22:12A

22:13O

22:15Oh, wait.

22:30Oh, wait.

22:32Oh, wait.

22:45Oh, wait.

22:56Oh, wait.

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