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00:02:59好
00:03:09你一直洗成這樣就不會有殘殘殘殘殘殘
00:03:17好
00:03:29I was thinking of you
00:03:33I was looking at your love around you
00:03:39I just had to laugh
00:03:41I was dreaming near to you
00:03:45I am, I spit shine those myself
00:03:49Okay
00:03:52To my favorite son
00:04:01To my fucked up stomach
00:04:07Nice, cheers
00:04:09Oh man
00:04:17You know, it sucks the bad stomach thing
00:04:22But I think this germ thing might suck more
00:04:26Yeah, yeah, I think they're connected
00:04:29But you know, I'm trying to deal with it
00:04:32What did your therapist lady say?
00:04:35She said my phobia is related to what happened to mom
00:04:41I don't want you thinking
00:04:44That what happened to your mother could happen to you, okay?
00:04:47Cause that was a one in a million germ thing, okay?
00:04:51Sonny, look germs, germs are everywhere, okay?
00:04:54They're on everything
00:04:55I mean, do you have any idea how many germs
00:04:57You're touching and drinking and eating all day long?
00:05:01Millions upon millions of germs
00:05:04And germs actually are there to make you stronger
00:05:07Stop, stop, stop!
00:05:09Okay, I get it
00:05:10I'm dealing with it
00:05:11I'm dealing with it
00:05:12Right?
00:05:20You know, it was a tragedy what happened to your mother
00:05:23But these are the cards we're dealt
00:05:25And we're not in the business of feeling sorry for ourselves
00:05:30So what do we do?
00:05:32Stay in bed all day, that's pretty good
00:05:35I like feeling that
00:05:37We're not gonna stay in bed all day
00:05:40What we're gonna do is keep busy, okay?
00:05:43We keep busy
00:05:44Because that's what keeps the grief at bay
00:05:48Stay busy by working together
00:05:52What?
00:05:53Wait, together?
00:05:54You want me to work with you?
00:05:56As a plumber?
00:05:58Yes
00:05:59I think it'll be good for you
00:06:00What about my phobia?
00:06:02What about all the germs?
00:06:04I could die
00:06:06You're not gonna die, Sonny, okay?
00:06:08And
00:06:09I mean
00:06:11Don't you, uh
00:06:12Trust me?
00:06:18Yeah
00:06:19Okay, so good
00:06:22Yeah
00:06:23I'm glad
00:06:25Because you got your first gig with me tonight
00:06:27Wait, what? Tonight?
00:06:29Mm-hmm
00:06:30Eat up
00:06:31You know, we gotta get going soon
00:06:32You know, we gotta get going soon
00:06:55Knock down!
00:07:02Hello
00:07:05Oh
00:07:06kabul
00:07:07What?
00:07:08they
00:07:31i don't think i could do this oh come on yeah you can i'm gonna be sick oh come on you got this sonny
00:07:53you got this we should probably uh pick up some more of this stuff hey i got you covered we got
00:07:59a whole case back there for you oh thank god i don't thank god thank costco
00:08:19oh hey that was some classic canadian rock
00:08:33look i get it all right i wouldn't want to work with my old man either no it's not that it's just
00:08:38i haven't used a stranger's bathroom since i can remember let alone stick my hand in a toilet
00:08:43okay well look at this you know maybe don't look at it like a nightmare look at this is like an
00:08:46opportunity to to face your fears okay jesus christ what's it dumb ass why is he yelling at me for
00:08:55it's cool don't man let's just relax what is what i should guys should get out there and just boom
00:09:02one punch knock him out boom uppercut you're lucky my son's in the car okay just forget it i'm not
00:09:08gonna forget anything you remember that time you fought philly catapano in junior hockey was picking
00:09:14on you pushing you around you fought right you fought him back your mother and i were so proud
00:09:19of you that day okay first of all i was crying the whole time jesus dad oh my god you guys again i almost
00:09:27just got hit by a car okay that's two people you've almost killed in 30 seconds well she her her face was
00:09:34buried in her phone right i mean the other big jackass that bald guy what was he doing giving me the finger
00:09:47so you're gonna say something or you know i could have said no to you tonight uh yeah you could have but
00:09:54she didn't so why well because because i don't want this phobia to kick my ass anymore
00:10:03i want to be more like the old version of myself you know back when i was uh you know cool
00:10:12and i could touch stuff without being scared of it i could go outside and didn't have to worry about
00:10:19everything that i interact with i'm glad to hear you say that i really am
00:10:32what is that it's a present
00:10:40what are these ski gloves are you kidding me ski gloves no those are titan fives those are high flex
00:10:47cut resistant the best damn work gloves in the market oh well thanks dad yeah i mean me all the
00:10:56best plumbers in the world use them and uh now so do you okay look at that fits like a glove oh now
00:11:06these things not a germ in the world that can get through those well that's really thoughtful of
00:11:13you thank you for that you are most welcome so what do you say
00:11:22huh
00:11:27hi welcome to palmer estate how can i help you thank you we're here to fix mrs applebaum's toilet
00:11:49have you been here before uh yeah coming on and off here for years
00:11:52right uh i'm just gonna have to check the maintenance log oh okay sure
00:12:02nice place yeah it's quiet i guess everyone's gone for the long weekend
00:12:08yeah uh okay uh donahue plumbing yeah that's us well donahue and son
00:12:15hey i know you uh i don't think so no no i definitely do um sunny sunny right we had chemistry in first year
00:12:28right yeah uh what was your name again patricia yeah oh uh you're a pre-med right
00:12:36yeah good memory i haven't had much time for school since my dad got sick oh sorry about that
00:12:45so you're a plumber uh just working with my dad yeah and i don't want to interrupt all this but um
00:12:51where's the guy who normally works here jeff jim jeff yeah jim he passed away last month
00:12:59yeah aneurysm we found him sitting in the lobby bathroom he was very uncomfortable for everybody
00:13:10found him sitting on the toilet yeah
00:13:18well
00:13:18her colleague dies in the toilet and you bust out a shit happens how about a little sensitivity
00:13:38i was bringing sense a little
00:13:39uh what two first two two
00:14:00work accident well yeah yeah that looks
00:14:05no it wasn't i changed my mind it wasn't a work accident no don't talk about it
00:14:23dude's creepy yeah really creepy
00:14:29what was that nothing nothing i'm nervous
00:14:33you fart when you're nervous come on well you're a professional now all right we're on the job look
00:14:38lesson number one tonight if you're gonna do something
00:14:44do it right
00:14:48good evening good evening
00:14:50excuse me
00:14:51how are you thank you
00:15:04i can't believe they tried to shut us down destroying our work
00:15:11if only they understood the extent of your evolutionary magnificence that i created
00:15:26i'm a god and your father
00:15:31and together one day soon we're gonna we're gonna rule the world
00:15:41i will never let anyone or anything harm you
00:15:55i will love you unconditionally and i will protect you and care for you and love you until
00:16:04let's help me
00:16:15get out
00:16:24uh
00:16:25ай
00:16:30i
00:16:32f
00:16:44f
00:16:44j
00:16:45j
00:16:46j
00:16:55好
00:17:25我叫她每个星期间
00:17:30她只能说话
00:17:32这应该是一个很简单的事
00:17:34你来吧
00:17:35你来吧
00:17:36你来吧
00:17:37你来吧
00:17:38你来吧
00:17:43你来吧
00:17:44你来吧
00:17:45你来吧
00:17:46你来吧
00:17:47你来吧
00:17:48你来吧
00:17:49你来吧
00:17:50你来吧
00:17:51你来吧
00:17:52你来吧
00:17:53你来吧
00:17:54好
00:18:20你来吧
00:18:21你太太太
00:18:51所以,所以,是一种問題的?
00:18:53是一種很解決的
00:18:55他很怪很奇怪
00:18:57好的,所以你嚴重 여�努力?
00:18:59是的,我試過過可是不是不罩
00:19:00所以我沒有鬼
00:19:02好,你不在你
00:19:03我何以為我必須的大捧
00:19:06所以,所以不信你去嘗試
00:19:09我們去嘗試?
00:19:11OK
00:19:12是,謝謝
00:19:14OK
00:19:19嗯,很簡單
00:19:21Yeah, typical of old girls like this.
00:19:24Toilet, Dad. Not a boat.
00:19:26Right. Right. Okay.
00:19:30Well, Mrs. A, my more-than-capable assistant Sonny here,
00:19:33will be able to clear this clog up in no time.
00:19:36Oh, uh, I thought I was just shadowing you.
00:19:38Mm. Right.
00:19:41Well, it's just a clog, Sonny.
00:19:43It's an easy little fix, right? Okay.
00:19:45My boys got it. All right, Mrs. A, you got this, buddy.
00:19:48After you, man. Huh?
00:20:05It won't budge. I think there's something big stuck in the flange.
00:20:11Dad!
00:20:12Maybe you should just come in here and take a look.
00:20:15Oh, you got this, okay? Are you listening to me?
00:20:20No!
00:20:21Perfect. Okay, put the plunger down,
00:20:24and now reach on in and find the obstruction.
00:20:26Are you kidding me? No, I'm not doing that.
00:20:28Sonny, you're wearing Titan 5s. In my day, I didn't even wear gloves.
00:20:32No, I'm not doing that! Just come in here!
00:20:34Okay, listen, Sonny. Lesson number two this evening, okay?
00:20:38Sometimes, if you want to take responsibility in life,
00:20:41you're gonna get your hands a little dirty.
00:20:43And when you get your hands a little dirty,
00:20:45sometimes your arm gets a little dirty.
00:20:47The point is, it's all how we deal with the mess in our life.
00:20:51Does that make sense to you?
00:20:53Does that make sense to you?
00:20:55我
00:20:59我
00:21:25你做得好
00:21:27你做得好
00:21:29你做得好
00:21:31好
00:21:35嗯
00:21:37嗯
00:21:39你做得好
00:21:41你做得好
00:21:43我做得好
00:21:45謝謝
00:21:47啊
00:21:53不
00:21:53天啊
00:21:55我需要你
00:21:56守住
00:22:04你來吧
00:22:05看
00:22:06不是很重要
00:22:07好
00:22:08我從來
00:22:09可以
00:22:11我快沒有
00:22:13and just find the instruction, like I said.
00:22:20Yeah.Here we go.
00:22:24My goodness.
00:22:26I wonder what had happened to those.
00:22:29I had to go out and buy new ones.
00:22:31Yeah.Mrs. A, wonder no more.
00:22:34You now got yourself a backup pair.
00:22:36I'd just go and rinse those in the kitchen sink.
00:22:39Thank you.Everybody's like new.
00:22:41Alright,Mrs. A.
00:22:43Losing your dentures down the toilet.
00:22:54What the fuck?
00:22:57Hubert,you know what tonight is correct?
00:23:12Our anniversary.
00:23:14And what do we do on our anniversary?
00:23:16Is it your turn or is it mine?
00:23:29How dare you ask me that,you little worm!
00:23:33I'm sorry.
00:23:35You go to your room, take off your clothes and think about the trouble you're in.
00:23:39Think about it long and hard.
00:23:56It's a profession to see a lot of shit but not a lot of blood.
00:23:58We're gonna go down to the boiler room to check this out.
00:24:00Wait,what?What?What?No.
00:24:02No,no,no,no.We did what we had to do.
00:24:05We came here and let's just go home.
00:24:07Look,sometimes when you fix one problem,
00:24:09two more bubble up.Okay?
00:24:11The job is over when I say it's over.
00:24:13Are you kidding me?Okay?I'm dying here.
00:24:15I'm freaking dying here.
00:24:17You're coming at me with this make work garbage?
00:24:19Your mother did not like whining.
00:24:21The bottom line is we see the job through to the end.
00:24:24Now put on your big boy pants and you're gonna become a man.
00:24:29Some man.
00:24:36Hey.
00:24:37Is that blood?
00:24:39Ah,it's nothing.
00:24:40Uh,well we don't know exactly what it is but we just need to get down to that boiler room.
00:24:44Uh,okay.Should I be worried?
00:24:47Uh,no.I mean there's nothing really to worry about right now.
00:24:50We just,it's a precaution.
00:24:51We saw something that was,um,uh,
00:24:53out of the ordinary.So we just wanna make sure everything's okay.
00:24:57Right.
00:24:59Okay.Yeah.Sure.
00:25:01Uh,can you just keep quiet about this though?
00:25:03I don't need any of the residents sticking their nose into it.
00:25:05Oh yeah.Yeah.They won't even know we're there.For sure.
00:25:07Thank you.It's all,it's all good.All good.
00:25:10Just wanna check it out.All good.
00:25:14You remember me bringing you down to the boiler room?
00:25:16It was one of my first jobs actually.
00:25:18Yeah.Fond memories.Fond memories of that.
00:25:23Okay.You know that the ancient Romans first used toilets?
00:25:28First century BC?
00:25:29Yeah,I know.Everyone knows that.
00:25:31Oh really?Everyone knows that?It's common knowledge?
00:25:34Yeah.It is.
00:25:35Oh.You didn't realize that.
00:25:38Ow!Jesus,that's hot.What?
00:25:40That is a really hot pipe.
00:25:42Hang on.Hold on.You telling me that this hot water pipe is hot?
00:25:48God Sonny come on.Is it supposed to be that hot?
00:25:52What?Because it's really hot.It's freaking hot.
00:25:55Actually no.No you're right.No that's way too hot.
00:26:00That could be a probably blocked flu or ventilation or something.
00:26:05Sunny what are you?Come on.Safety first.Gloves on?
00:26:08All right.Might help with the old hot pipes too right?If you're wearing a glove?
00:26:12Yeah.Crazy concept huh?
00:26:14Why does that sound very wrong?
00:26:20Well that's because it is.Fuck.
00:26:44What the freak?
00:26:54What the freak?
00:27:12Master?
00:27:13Are you done in there?
00:27:15Call for you when I'm ready worm.
00:27:17You are so powerful.
00:27:20Oh.What in heaven?
00:27:22Master!
00:27:24Me and my doobie are getting lonely.
00:27:33My doobie is standing up.
00:27:35Being a bad little doobie.
00:27:39Fuck at you.
00:27:41I know you want to spice things up.I'm trying to stay in character.
00:27:45I love your character.
00:27:46And play ball here.
00:27:47But I need a freaking second.
00:27:51And…
00:27:56Ahhh…
00:28:01Ahhhhh.
00:28:04Ahh…
00:28:11Ahhh."
00:28:12Ahh.
00:28:13on all fours
00:28:15like the obedient dog you are
00:28:21you've been a naughty boy
00:28:23haven't you
00:28:25yeah very very naughty
00:28:27you know what happens
00:28:29to naughty boys
00:28:31tell me master
00:28:33what happens
00:28:35they get punished
00:28:37oh punish me
00:28:39punish me
00:28:43aah
00:28:45aah
00:28:51aah
00:28:53aah
00:28:55aah
00:29:06so yeah
00:29:08it's like hair
00:29:10no that's all you can see is hair
00:29:12看那個,那個…
00:29:14那…
00:29:16你真是那種?
00:29:20那個…
00:29:22那是沒有了
00:29:25我…
00:29:27我…
00:29:29看那個…
00:29:32我…
00:29:33我們…
00:29:34有大小的一隻肉…
00:29:38什麼?
00:29:39那個是那個?
00:29:40是這個很像的?
00:29:42它是大
00:29:44我不知道
00:29:46我不知道
00:29:48我不知道
00:29:50就是这些东西
00:29:52这些东西
00:29:54看来
00:29:55看来
00:29:56所以我们可以把整个工具
00:29:58这两个工具
00:29:59没办法
00:30:00我们可以离开
00:30:01我们要做什么
00:30:02我们可以离开
00:30:03我们可以继续
00:30:04我们可以继续
00:30:05看看
00:30:06这些东西
00:30:07看来
00:30:08我们可以叫警警
00:30:09或是
00:30:10那些东西
00:30:24我们尽力
00:30:25来
00:30:26找到最本的
00:30:27我看来
00:30:28看來這裡
00:30:29有個可惡的
00:30:29有血液有血液的
00:30:31有血液的頭部
00:30:33我叫他們的警察
00:30:34那不是
00:30:36我沒說
00:30:38我們在這群組合
00:30:39我們要來解決
00:30:40我們要解決
00:30:41我們要解決
00:30:43我們要解決
00:30:51什麼事?
00:30:52你說得好嗎?
00:30:53我們要解決
00:30:53我們要解決
00:30:54為什麼?
00:30:55因為有什麼東西
00:30:56在裡面
00:30:58啊说你多更多的只是花 Splummer
00:31:00okay slow down
00:31:01what do you mean
00:31:02you're going to need a priest
00:31:03or that big game Aussie Hunter Park Warden guy from Jurassic Park
00:31:08Racik can you just keep your voice down
00:31:10look whatever it is
00:31:11can't you guys just kill it
00:31:13what does that anyways
00:31:13no I don't know but I think it might have really hurt someone
00:31:16we need to call
00:31:17the cops
00:31:19and tell them what
00:31:20oh I don't know
00:31:21how bout if there's something in the building that's biting off people's cocks
00:31:24SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
00:31:26我们不能叫警察
00:31:28为什么?
00:31:29因为有一个公司的价格在建议里面
00:31:32如果有警察出现的话
00:31:34整个公司会爆发
00:31:35不许这个公司的价格
00:31:36谁不许这个公司?
00:31:37我许,我许
00:31:38这就是我的建议
00:31:40我的家里的建议
00:31:42我必须要保持这个建议
00:31:44我的父亲的家庭在建议里面
00:31:47看,我的家里的钱是在这个地方的
00:31:51我的父亲甚至是在家里面的钱
00:31:52给我的父亲的家庭
00:31:54和我学校的学校
00:31:55如果这个交易不通的话
00:31:57全我的家的钱都会到我的 bank
00:32:00然后我的父母不得了他的治疗
00:32:05但是如果别人其他人会受到的?
00:32:10我会让你来的一切
00:32:15好多的一切
00:32:21我认为我的孙子有个人的心理
00:32:23她也有问题啊
00:32:25צר所有用n
00:32:35Hum
00:32:36我们确ão
00:32:39让我们看看
00:32:41让我们 ży
00:32:43Hahn
00:32:44不知道
00:32:46我可以
00:32:47抓住蛋
00:32:48钟
00:32:49我们里面若如意
00:32:50hine
00:32:51拉laughs
00:32:52你先把他放在樓上
00:32:54放在樓上
00:32:56我把他放在樓上
00:33:00你OK?
00:33:01不?
00:33:02OK
00:33:03這東西
00:33:04這就是很可怕
00:33:06你只要有
00:33:08找到
00:33:10找到一條小的小的小
00:33:11OK
00:33:12啊,沒有
00:33:13OK
00:33:14我可以
00:33:15放在那裡
00:33:16我們好
00:33:17OK
00:33:18OK
00:33:22你可以打雛的
00:33:24像雞 Julia
00:33:26我可以看呀
00:33:27我好俗 processors
00:33:28好的
00:33:29抽出空
00:33:31把他的招牌打開
00:33:35把他打開
00:33:37我看
00:33:45�明
00:33:50What the hell did Mrs.AppleBomb eat?
00:33:53I don't know
00:33:55Whatever it is. It didn't come out of her
00:33:58I mean I hope
00:34:04I don't know.It's not clogged or anything.It just literally won't flush at all
00:34:08Ok
00:34:09I don't know if I should be coming
00:34:11NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo
00:34:12Hey Patricia, the problem with Mrs.AppleBomb's toilet is kind of bigger than we thought
00:34:15waiting for yourself
00:34:16谢谢你多了
00:34:17是的
00:34:18是森林
00:34:19是一位一位我们家人
00:34:20所以如果你可以
00:34:21一heure就能
00:34:22王
00:34:23ается
00:34:25就是森林
00:34:26是的
00:34:27是森林
00:34:28正在有困找
00:34:29她的困擱
00:34:30所以即可
00:34:31你应该可以
00:34:32我只是
00:34:34过程
00:34:34我们现在
00:34:35可能是导物
00:34:35你来个人
00:34:36可能 Jos
00:34:37不要
00:34:37我生活
00:34:38我生活
00:34:39你
00:34:40钱
00:34:40不是
00:34:41你活了吗
00:34:42我
00:34:43我其实
00:34:43我是
00:34:44我可以在我的家裏
00:34:46好的,很好的,很好的
00:34:47好,你幫我幫我幫你
00:34:49和她問題,我可以
00:34:50我可以把這個問題
00:34:51好,OK,我可以
00:34:53謝謝
00:34:54你,我可以看
00:34:55你能夠看
00:34:57OK,我可以看她
00:35:06那不可以
00:35:07你不說
00:35:09你不說
00:35:11所以,是1個2嗎?
00:35:17是在意義?
00:35:18太太容易猜但對話,可能就應該是
00:35:23A1個
00:35:25OK,看起來,説是非常重要的
00:35:28幟哥和客人
00:35:31我聽起來很重要的,當然
00:35:33所以,可以嗎?
00:35:41嗯?
00:35:42嗯?
00:35:43嗯?
00:35:44嗯?
00:35:45嗯?
00:35:46嗯?
00:35:47嗯?
00:35:48你说那是一名一?
00:35:49那是一名一 where I come from
00:35:51哦!
00:35:52女人,你和我来自非常不同的地方
00:35:55如果那是什么你叫一名一
00:35:57我认为那是一名一?
00:35:59那是一名的事
00:36:01可以你俩俩俩俩俩俩俩?
00:36:03嗯?
00:36:04嗯?
00:36:05嗯?
00:36:06嗯?
00:36:07嗯?
00:36:08嗯?
00:36:09嗯?
00:36:10哦?
00:36:11嗯?
00:36:12嗯?
00:36:17给你得的
00:36:18那是不我
00:36:23我对你
00:36:25是这?
00:36:26那是咪哨 neighbourhood
00:36:28在果子里面的便宕
00:36:35啊
00:36:36我这个是这个事?
00:36:37是这什么样的?
00:36:38是的,那是什么看起来的
00:36:41蛋糕
00:36:43太好了
00:36:49OK
00:37:08Spy
00:37:18Oh my
00:37:21Your face
00:37:23What is wrong with you?
00:37:26I'm just messing around with you
00:37:28It's actually just the flapper here
00:37:30On the flush valve
00:37:31Two minutes
00:37:31I got one in my bag here
00:37:33What do you think?
00:37:36Ostrich egg?
00:37:37你真的想到有石堆裡有石堆在螃蟹肆
00:37:40我不知道
00:37:43像是一個 cast的
00:37:43其實…
00:37:45有雖然或者一個居然或什麼
00:37:47嗯…當居然只餵育
00:37:49他們雖然沒有行動
00:37:50所以…
00:37:51我不能再給予那
00:37:52也好…
00:37:56好…
00:37:58好…
00:37:59這個…
00:38:01真是我的
00:38:02我來…
00:38:03我來…
00:38:07噢 噢 噢 噢
00:38:09噢 噢 噢 噢 噢
00:38:19yeah
00:38:22yeah
00:38:23she's good
00:38:24she
00:38:25seriously
00:38:26what's with everyone today
00:38:28I've been calling them she for thirty years
00:38:30okay you know what
00:38:31I actually have some work to do
00:38:32so thank you
00:38:33okay
00:38:34yeah no you're welcome
00:38:35I'll invoice Patricia downstairs
00:38:37yeah
00:38:38yeah that would be great
00:38:39thank you
00:38:40you're welcome
00:38:46hey guys
00:38:47okay so the plumber just left
00:38:49I know what you're thinking
00:38:51but no this had nothing to do with his pipes
00:38:54anyways now that it's all fixed
00:38:57let's start the show
00:38:59oh
00:39:00okay okay
00:39:01yeah no no it's okay it's okay
00:39:02it's gone it's gone
00:39:03it's gone
00:39:04it's gone
00:39:05I can't breathe
00:39:06okay okay okay just inhale
00:39:09no okay okay
00:39:10okay that's okay it's okay
00:39:11just just take my hand here here here
00:39:12ready
00:39:13okay breathe in
00:39:14breathe with me
00:39:15hold
00:39:16breathe out
00:39:17breathe in
00:39:18hold
00:39:19breathe out
00:39:20breathe in
00:39:22hold
00:39:23breathe out
00:39:24okay one
00:39:26two
00:39:27breathe out
00:39:28nisse
00:39:45overflow
00:39:49heard
00:39:50hello
00:39:52мон
00:39:56Hello
00:40:00Hey it's Donahue Plumbing
00:40:06Hello
00:40:20Hello
00:40:21Donahue Plumbing
00:40:25RonaHuePlumbing,是有人...
00:40:36No, no, no
00:40:45Jesus
00:40:48Jesus
00:40:55Hey
00:40:57Bunny
00:41:02Bunny
00:41:03Bunny
00:41:05Hey
00:41:10Jesus
00:41:12Oh fuck
00:41:13What
00:41:14Where is she
00:41:17Where who
00:41:18Where is she
00:41:19Who
00:41:21ProjectAx
00:41:22What
00:41:25The most cunning
00:41:27Killing machine mankind has ever known
00:41:34I created her
00:41:37Then I tried to destroy her
00:41:40But alas
00:41:42She got the best of me
00:41:45She's gonna get the best of you too
00:41:49All of you
00:41:52Dude
00:41:55What
00:41:58Hey
00:42:00What the...
00:42:01What the...
00:42:02Dude...
00:42:04Dude...
00:42:05Dude...
00:42:06Dude...
00:42:07Who's...
00:42:08Who's gonna get us?
00:42:09What?
00:42:10What do you know?
00:42:11Oh my God
00:42:12Oh my God
00:42:13Motherfucker
00:42:16Oh
00:42:17Okay
00:42:18Yeah
00:42:19Yeah
00:42:20Thanks
00:42:22Wow
00:42:23That hasn't happened to me in a long time
00:42:26Yeah
00:42:27Um
00:42:28I used to get them all the time as a kid
00:42:29So
00:42:30I get it
00:42:31Sorry
00:42:32I have a thing with germs
00:42:35Right
00:42:36So plumbing is a good line of work for you then
00:42:39Yeah
00:42:40Well
00:42:41My dad thinks it'll be good for me to
00:42:44Kinda get over it
00:42:45Right
00:42:46Yeah I guess like exposure therapy
00:42:48Sure
00:42:49Yeah
00:42:50Yeah
00:42:51Sunny
00:42:52Copy
00:42:53I repeat
00:42:54Yeah
00:42:55Dad I'm here what's going on
00:42:56Thank God
00:42:57Are you okay
00:42:58Are you safe
00:42:59Yeah
00:43:00Yeah I'm safe I'm with Patricia what's the deal
00:43:02Stay clear of any open pipes or toilets you hear
00:43:05And meet me at room 504 right away
00:43:08Alright
00:43:09Sure
00:43:10Copy
00:43:11Oh my god
00:43:12Oh my god
00:43:13Oh my god
00:43:14Oh my god
00:43:15Oh my god
00:43:16Oh my god
00:43:17Oh my god
00:43:18Oh my god
00:43:19Oh my god
00:43:20Oh my god
00:43:21Oh my god
00:43:22Oh my god
00:43:23Is he dead?
00:43:24No no no no he's just he's napping
00:43:26Yeah Jesus he's dead
00:43:28Yeah
00:43:29What the hell could have done this to him?
00:43:32Oh no he was babbling about some creature wasn't human
00:43:36Some experiment gone wrong project axe
00:43:41I think we're gonna be sick
00:43:42Oh my god what are we gonna do with the body
00:43:45Oh my god
00:43:47Oh my god
00:43:48Oh I'm sorry
00:43:49No I mean I guess we can
00:43:51Sorry
00:43:52Take turns throwing
00:43:53On him if that's what we want to
00:43:55You know let's
00:43:56You guys there's bigger fish to fry
00:43:58Let's let's leave them
00:43:59Oh my god
00:44:00Oh my god
00:44:01Wipe that mouth
00:44:02Wipe that mouth
00:44:03It's okay don't just don't get it on me
00:44:05Okay guys so I know that you're expecting the usual tonight
00:44:10But today I thought I'd try something a little bit different
00:44:14Something a bit more titillating
00:44:21Okay that was weird
00:44:22I'm just gonna ignore that
00:44:24I said I said a lot of things that you never should say
00:44:38Told a bitch one day I started drinking lemonade
00:44:42I put that juice in my cup
00:44:44Sauce on everything
00:44:46You know what's up
00:44:48I'm boss saying that
00:44:50Yeah yeah yeah
00:44:51I have a weird
00:44:59I know if you have any requests in the comments
00:45:01Hey looks like we're still having some problems with the pipes
00:45:04OK 看來我們還是有些問題的問題
00:45:19可能一位可以幫我嗎
00:45:29OK
00:45:34i know you guys like that huh i thought you might
00:46:00i'm going to get some
00:46:02i'm going to get some
00:46:04i'm going to get some
00:46:08啊
00:46:28花朵朵典
00:46:30你认识这个人
00:46:31不可能
00:46:32我认识
00:46:33我认识
00:46:34我认识
00:46:35你认识这些人
00:46:36啊
00:46:38啊
00:46:40可惡
00:46:42可惡
00:46:44可惡
00:46:46不得
00:46:48不得
00:46:50不得
00:46:52不得
00:46:54啊
00:46:56不得
00:46:58不得
00:47:00不得
00:47:02Oh, what do we got here?
00:47:06There, what are you?
00:47:09There we are.
00:47:10Oh, that's fine.
00:47:12Thank you so much, Mrs. Appleball.
00:47:15Anything you need, honey.
00:47:17Oh, what exactly are you doing in there, huh?
00:47:24I just want to say how special it is to have all of you here.
00:47:34Thank you.
00:47:38It just means so much to me.
00:47:40You're just a harmer.
00:47:43Oh, my God.
00:47:46Oh, my God.
00:47:48All right.
00:47:49Okay.
00:47:50No, it's okay.
00:47:51It's okay.
00:47:52We can fix this.
00:47:53Oh, here, here, here.
00:47:54Put this on it.
00:47:55Apply pressure.
00:47:56Pressure to it.
00:47:57Oh, I know.
00:47:58Some pressure on it.
00:48:00Oh, my God.
00:48:02We have the same blood.
00:48:04So, it's not that gross.
00:48:05It's not gross.
00:48:06It's not that gross.
00:48:08Sorry, I'm sorry.
00:48:11Motherfucker.
00:48:12Sunny, here.
00:48:13Here, here, here.
00:48:14Take it.
00:48:15Sunny.
00:48:16I'm sorry, Sunny.
00:48:18Sunny.
00:48:19Sunny.
00:48:20What?
00:48:21They're hatching.
00:48:22They're hatching.
00:48:25They're hatching.
00:48:26Sunny.
00:48:27Sunny.
00:48:28Sunny, come on.
00:48:30Do something.
00:48:31Sunny, come on.
00:48:33Sunny, come on.
00:48:35Sunny.
00:48:36Sunny, come on.
00:48:37Do something.
00:48:39Sunny, they're part of us.
00:48:40Come on, do this shit.
00:48:41Come on.
00:48:42Sunny, come on.
00:48:47Sunny.
00:48:48Sunny.
00:48:49Sunny.
00:48:50我打算了
00:48:51我打算了
00:48:52那是好
00:48:53那是好
00:48:54那是好
00:48:55那是好
00:48:56你知不知道
00:48:58你知不知道
00:48:59在一部剧
00:49:00你知不知道
00:49:01是叫警察
00:49:02是
00:49:03你只是要叫警察
00:49:04那是
00:49:05那是最好的
00:49:06你会说一晚
00:49:07那是
00:49:08其中的其他
00:49:09你会说
00:49:10那是
00:49:11那是
00:49:12你会说
00:49:13你会好吗
00:49:14你会好吗
00:49:15是
00:49:16是
00:49:17你去
00:49:19I'll keep busy with this mess
00:49:22Hey Mrs. Applebaum
00:49:26Can we borrow a few things?
00:49:33911, what's your emergency?
00:49:35Hi, hi, yes, hi
00:49:37Okay, so I know this is going to sound ridiculous
00:49:39So just please hear me out
00:49:41There is a creature in my plumbing
00:49:43And it is attacking out of the toilets
00:49:45And it's killing everyone in my building
00:49:47And it's laid a bunch of eggs
00:49:48And it keeps growing bigger and bigger
00:49:50And it's going to start killing even more
00:49:52Okay ma'am, I'm going to stop you right there
00:49:53Do you know what the penalty is for a fake emergency?
00:49:56No, no, no, no, no, you don't understand
00:49:58This is not a fake emergency
00:50:00A toilet creature, please
00:50:02We have enough problems tonight with a three alarm lab fire
00:50:05No, look, look, I know that it sounds ridiculous, okay?
00:50:08No ma'am, you're ridiculous
00:50:10Oh!
00:50:13Fuck!
00:50:16You really think this is going to work?
00:50:17I sure hope so
00:50:18I mean unless you have a better idea
00:50:19I mean unless you have a better idea
00:50:20Other than hightailing it out of here
00:50:21No I do not
00:50:27And does this stuff actually work?
00:50:29Oh, I don't know, it doesn't matter
00:50:31I'm going cold turkey from now on
00:50:33Really?
00:50:34How about that wonky stomach of yours, huh?
00:50:36I don't know, I'll figure it out
00:50:38Hey, we gotta take out whatever laid those eggs
00:50:41That dead guy up there, he said that thing was pretty big, right?
00:50:45You for real?
00:50:48Yeah
00:50:51Fuck yeah
00:50:53That's my boy, huh?
00:50:55That's my boy
00:50:57Yeah
00:50:58That's my boy
00:50:59Yeah
00:51:00Alright?
00:51:01Yeah
00:51:02Let's get that fucker, okay?
00:51:03Yeah
00:51:04Let's do this
00:51:05Yeah
00:51:06Alright
00:51:07Yeah
00:51:08Oh
00:51:09You gotta do something about that finger
00:51:12Agreed
00:51:14What are you doing?
00:51:19Oh my god
00:51:20Oh no
00:51:21No
00:51:22No
00:51:23No
00:51:24Oh why?
00:51:25Oh
00:51:26You okay?
00:51:27It worked
00:51:29You're either the dumbest person on earth or the toughest dad
00:51:33Yeah
00:51:35I think a bit of both, right?
00:51:39Like father like son
00:51:40Yeah
00:51:41Man
00:51:42Fuckin' ready?
00:51:43Fuckin' right
00:51:44Fuck yeah
00:51:46Fuckin' ready?
00:51:52Fuckin' right
00:51:53Fuck yeah
00:52:16我猜的
00:52:29有人叫做了 stuk嗎?
00:52:34但不…
00:52:37呢,不要緊,
00:52:38這個食物物比我們更可怕
00:52:41我們知道
00:52:42不要,沒有,我現在知道
00:52:44它會繼續自製作複製作的
00:52:47在我們的 ego system
00:52:48會消失的所有東西
00:52:50從面臨上的世界
00:53:01Daisy?
00:53:04Daisy?
00:53:05Oh God
00:53:14Daisy?
00:53:25Daisy!
00:53:44Daisy!
00:53:52People, animals, plants, bugs, everything will be gone.
00:53:56That asshole up there, he created the ultimate apex predator.
00:54:00That's bullshit.
00:54:02Cause you got the ultimate apex predator right here.
00:54:04He's mean, tall, and we've got enough pink bismuth
00:54:07to blow this motherfucker to kingdom come,
00:54:09so forget your research.
00:54:11We got work to do.
00:54:12Yeah.
00:54:16Daisy!
00:54:17Fuck, this is Applebaum.
00:54:34Oh my god.
00:54:35Is that her shoe?
00:54:36Yeah.
00:54:37Guys.
00:54:38Guys.
00:54:39Guys.
00:54:40Guys.
00:54:41Guys.
00:54:42Guys.
00:54:43Sure she got the bag?
00:54:44Mm-hmm.
00:54:45Mm-hmm.
00:54:46Mm-hmm.
00:54:47No.
00:54:48Go!
00:54:49Go!
00:54:50Go!
00:54:51Hit it!
00:54:52Go!
00:54:53Go!
00:54:54Go!
00:54:55Go!
00:54:56Go!
00:54:57狐迥
00:55:03假设计
00:55:18没没
00:55:19等我
00:55:20standen我
00:55:22soldiers
00:55:28purchasing
00:55:29用
00:55:30除过
00:55:32หม
00:55:45自己
00:55:47瘋
00:55:48我
00:55:48falta
00:55:49Doh.
00:55:50Sonny, come on.
00:55:52Go.
00:55:52Sonny, come on, let's go.
00:55:54Go.
00:55:59Come on.
00:56:00Come on, Sonny.
00:56:00We gotta go, Sonny.
00:56:06Daisy,
00:56:08you ready for this?
00:56:10Come on.
00:56:12Two.
00:56:13Three down.
00:56:19啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
00:56:49I'm sorry
00:56:54I'm so sorry, Sandra
00:56:58It's not your fault
00:57:01It's not your fault
00:57:04Sometimes
00:57:08Shit happens
00:57:19You know, I'm not really sure I want this building anymore
00:57:27I'm long screwed
00:57:30You guys have insurance, right?
00:57:32Yeah, of course
00:57:33My dad told me this story once about this building kind of like this that blew up
00:57:37Wait, what? How?
00:57:40See this septic tank?
00:57:42Yeah
00:57:42That's an old system
00:57:44If we can shut off that ventilation
00:57:46And trap the methane
00:57:48It'll start to build up
00:57:50Then that tank becomes a bomb
00:57:53Wait
00:57:55Like blow up the building?
00:57:58Yeah
00:57:58Then you can collect your insurance
00:58:00You're good with your creditors
00:58:02See?
00:58:04Every problem has a solution
00:58:05You just need to find some way to lure that fucker down here and trap it
00:58:10Wait
00:58:14Wait
00:58:15Does all the building's sewage have to filter in?
00:58:18And through this room?
00:58:19Yeah
00:58:20Well, what if we just filled the pipes upstairs with your pink stuff?
00:58:24I mean, that'll force it down here, right?
00:58:27Yeah
00:58:28Yeah, that could work
00:58:30Then we just have to get some nasty ass bait out of that tank
00:58:33Somehow
00:58:35By we, you mean...you mean me, don't you?
00:58:41Yeah
00:58:43You're gonna do great
00:58:51You're gonna do great
00:58:57You're a hero Patricia
00:58:58No, shut up
00:59:00You're a really hero
00:59:03Oh God
00:59:03you're a real hero
00:59:05oh god
00:59:07oh
00:59:09oh
00:59:11oh
00:59:13oh yeah
00:59:15oh
00:59:17ah
00:59:19no
00:59:21oh
00:59:23okay
00:59:25okay wait i think i got something big
00:59:27i think you're gonna have to help me though
00:59:29it's really heavy i can't get it out on my own
00:59:31ah you're great you're doing good
00:59:33no sunny get up here i need your help
00:59:35it's really heavy
00:59:37sunny
00:59:39come on
00:59:41all right all right god damn it yes fine
00:59:43okay you got this okay
00:59:45yeah yeah
00:59:47do you want the gloves
00:59:49fuck it i'll do it barehanded
00:59:51you got it you got it
00:59:53come on
00:59:55yeah yeah okay okay
00:59:57oh fuck do you have it
00:59:59i think i got something yeah ready
01:00:01oh god it's big
01:00:03okay oh god
01:00:05one two three
01:00:13oh my god it's mrs apple bomb oh my god
01:00:15oh my god
01:00:17oh god
01:00:19oh god
01:00:21oh hey hey i didn't puke
01:00:23yeah that's good that's good
01:00:25good job
01:00:27oh fuck
01:00:29you know in terms of like all of the germy stuff
01:00:31this is literally the worst thing you could have ever done
01:00:33so that's true
01:00:35you nailed it
01:00:37yeah i did i did thanks
01:00:39yeah hang on
01:00:43call me crazy
01:00:45i think we just found our bait
01:00:47sunny no oh my god leave the poor woman alone
01:00:49she has been through enough
01:00:51i think that mrs apple bomb would be okay with us using her dead body to take out the thing that did this to her
01:00:55and daisy
01:00:57and daisy
01:01:01we take the rest of the bismuth
01:01:03we stick it in this rotten corpse
01:01:05seal the deal spraying it might not kill that thing
01:01:09but if it swallows one huge gigantic load
01:01:13that'll put a bomb in its belly
01:01:15yeah an apple bomb
01:01:17and in terms of dad puns
01:01:23that's
01:01:25that's bottom of the barrel
01:01:27yeah total bottom of the tank
01:01:31wow
01:01:33wow
01:01:35ugh
01:01:37you know we're gonna need a lot more bismuth if we're gonna make this work
01:01:39yeah
01:01:41we got a ton in the truck
01:01:43enough to kill a whole army of these fuckers
01:01:45make it work
01:01:47make it work
01:01:49make it work
01:01:51make it work
01:01:55make it work
01:01:57make it work
01:01:59goof
01:02:00arena
01:02:01life
01:02:03night
01:02:05a
01:02:06art
01:02:07prison
01:02:09i
01:02:10n
01:02:11goof
01:02:13You knew, you knew, hey we both knew the crime
01:02:19Blacker, bluer, oh I'm back in the line
01:02:25Makin' it work takes a little longer
01:02:28Makin' it work takes a little time
01:02:31Makin' it work takes a little longer
01:02:34Makin' it work
01:02:36This controls the ventilation shaft, I'm gonna close that
01:02:39Now, on my call, you pull that lever, that controls the methane
01:02:44Once the methane's sealed, there's no going back
01:02:47And when this gauge hits red, this whole place is gonna blow
01:02:50Okay, uh, why am I the one that's pulling the lever?
01:02:53'Cause I'm gonna supersize our bait combo
01:02:56No! No! Sunny, you're gonna get yourself killed
01:02:59I'm gonna make sure that thing dies down here, once and for all
01:03:03Sunny, get back here!
01:03:09Ready? Pull the lever now!
01:03:20Shhhhh
01:03:39Come on
01:03:56Come on
01:04:05Oh shit
01:04:06Shit shit shit shit
01:04:32Oh fuck
01:04:33Shit shit
01:04:34Patricia help!
01:04:51No!
01:04:53No!
01:04:54No!
01:04:55Ugh
01:04:56Ugh
01:04:57Ugh
01:04:59Ugh
01:05:00Ugh
01:05:01Ugh
01:05:02Ugh
01:05:04Get out of this fucking building!
01:05:09Get out of this fucking building!
01:05:13Die you fucking worm!
01:05:14Ugh
01:05:15Ugh
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01:06:01你需要手指的手指或是什么?
01:06:04哦
01:06:05啊
01:06:06嗯
01:06:07嗯
01:06:08嗯
01:06:09嗯
01:06:10嗯
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01:06:30嗯
01:06:40Can I ask you a question?
01:06:41Yeah
01:06:42Why did you take the rake?
01:06:43Because, just because the axe was right there and I feel like that's a, you know, just a...
01:06:49The rake had like so many more tongs and teeth and I feel like it was maximum damage, you know?
01:06:55More damage
01:06:56No, so much more. Did you not see? I like fully destroyed that thing.
01:06:59Yeah, no, that makes a lot of sense.
01:07:01It's all right.
01:07:02Well, I'm on my way...
01:07:03We got a live one here!
01:07:04To the city lights...
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01:07:21我还要碰她
01:07:24我们有一个人在 Eng要
01:07:28是在家吗
01:07:35I gotta be there on time
01:07:38Oh it feels so good to know
01:07:40She waits at the end of the line
01:07:42Oh my god
01:07:43Dad
01:07:44Dad
01:07:45Oh my god Don
01:07:46Dad you're alive
01:07:47Hold up
01:07:48Sorry
01:07:49I'm just so happy to see you
01:07:51Oh my god
01:07:52Oh
01:07:53Sorry
01:07:54Sunny stop touching him
01:07:56I'm happy to see you Zoom
01:07:59Oh man
01:08:01That was a great first day for you huh
01:08:03Relax
01:08:04We got another live one
01:08:08Oh my god
01:08:09It's Daisy
01:08:10Dad
01:08:11Daisy's alive
01:08:12Daisy
01:08:13She's alive
01:08:14Daisy
01:08:15Daisy
01:08:16Daisy is good
01:08:17Help me a lot
01:08:19It's okay
01:08:20Just breathe
01:08:21Just breathe
01:08:22Oh yeah
01:08:23Everyone I shit you not
01:08:25We got another live one here
01:08:27I like a country morning
01:08:29All smothered in dew
01:08:32I just got a dream
01:08:33Uh
01:08:34Sorry never mind
01:08:35False alarm
01:08:37What's up
01:08:38Get out of here
01:08:41Yeah
01:08:43Fucking asshole
01:08:48You look terrible
01:08:49Oh
01:08:50Lake
01:08:51You did say I was the toughest guy on earth right
01:08:54Yeah
01:08:55Yeah
01:08:56I also said the dumbest
01:08:57Oh
01:08:58Make me laugh
01:08:59Sorry about your billing
01:09:01Don
01:09:02It's okay honestly
01:09:04You know
01:09:05Shit happens
01:09:11You're in hell man
01:09:12Yeah
01:09:13Are you sure you're okay?
01:09:15How do I look?
01:09:16You look so good
01:09:17I don't
01:09:18Bad
01:09:19I don't
01:09:20You're coughing up a lot of blood
01:09:21I don't
01:09:22When I was
01:09:23Wing the thing in the toilet
01:09:25What?
01:09:26I don't know when you guys left
01:09:27It was
01:09:29Fuck
01:09:30Just stop
01:09:31You just need to stop talking
01:09:33What?
01:09:34I think it's time to do that
01:09:35I think you should just stop talking
01:09:36I think it's time to do that
01:09:38Sweet sweet sweet sweet city woman
01:09:44Sweet
01:09:46Sweet lady woman
01:09:47Oh my
01:09:48Sweet
01:09:49Sweet
01:09:50Sweet
01:09:51Sweet
01:09:52Sweet
01:09:53Sweet
01:10:00We're atcom
01:10:02When we go like
01:10:03We're atcom
01:10:05We're atcom
01:10:07Using
01:10:09We're atcom
01:10:10P
01:10:13This
01:10:13U
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