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00:00There are 1,157 community colleges in the U.S.

00:10They are inclusive institutions that welcome all who desire to learn at an affordable price.

00:15And while approximately 11.6 million students are learning, these four are sleeping.

00:25Yeah, I don't really go to classes too much, if you know what I'm saying.

00:28What's your major?

00:29Rebellion.

00:31Community College, the must-see movie of the year.

00:34The decade.

00:35The millennium.

00:36The ever.

00:38We were talking about how you guys are losers.

00:41You're fucking jokes.

00:42You're always at the bar.

00:43You never go to school.

00:44And if you do, you fall asleep or leave early.

00:46So?

00:49A love story between four dudes and their ability to get free drinks.

00:53Money, get him another shot on me.

00:55Yeah, act like you paid for drinks around here.

00:57A movie with problems.

00:59Yeah, if something's wrong.

01:00Love.

01:01I'm gonna suck your dick now.

01:03Alright.

01:04Friendship.

01:05Shut up!

01:06And so many establishing shots that it's sure to leave you with a barrel full of ha-has.

01:11What's the rush?

01:12I've slept in like an hour.

01:13I got like three tests today.

01:14I'll meet up with you guys later.

01:15We're going to the bar.

01:16You wanna go?

01:17Yup.

01:18Cool.

01:19When Chino, Rod, Herbie, and Johnny 300's favorite bar is on the verge of closing for good,

01:29they decide to finally graduate college.

01:33Community College.

01:35I love when that shit happens.

01:37These kids try so hard to do well in high school, and they get into the college they want to

01:41get into, and after like a year or so, they find out they can't hang.

01:44Yeah, and they come right back home, go to community college.

01:47Same place we both attend, didn't even try hard to get into.

01:50I didn't even apply.

01:51They embark on an educational journey of a lifetime, and it's going to take more than

01:57a better than average bowling score to get them out of this jam.

02:00Dude, did you just have sex with them two girls?

02:04We call it sex, more so research.

02:06Oh really?

02:07What'd you find out?

02:08They both have great tits and love the taste of my balls.

02:11Nice.

02:12Starring Jordan McSorley.

02:14Late for class again?

02:15Fuck you.

02:16Tim Dean.

02:17Fuck you.

02:18Tommy Avalone.

02:19Woo!

02:22And John Dean.

02:23Go fuck yourself!

02:25With special guest cameos from Michael Ray Bauer.

02:28You hit her in the head with a dodgeball!

02:30Scotty Schwartz.

02:32Yeah, well it makes one of us, alright?

02:34Rich Cronin.

02:35Doug Ray.

02:36Blue Meanie.

02:37Post-pug laptop rapper MC Lars.

02:40Head of the class!

02:41Full of deaf kids!

02:42The Reverend Bob Levy.

02:44Can I get a copy?

02:45Tommy Conwell.

02:46This is a bad idea.

02:48Matt Kaczynski.

02:50Keep working.

02:51Round Boy Jimmy Graham.

02:53And from the Kid Chris Show.

02:55Thomas.

02:56Monkey Boy.

02:57Constantine.

02:58Gino Visconti.

02:59Hey!

03:00Here's a nickel!

03:01Chris McDevitt.

03:03E-Rock.

03:04Brother Ron.

03:05Ducky.

03:06Ducky.

03:07From Opie and Anthony.

03:08Big A.

03:09No Filter Paul.

03:10And Twitchells.

03:11The only thing these guys are passing is out.

03:15Let's get drunk.

03:17What are you talking about?

03:18We are drunk.

03:19Well then, fucking mission accomplished.

03:22See it before it sees you.

03:26CommunityCollegeSucks.com

03:29Coming out sometime before you die.

03:36Well, hopefully.

03:38Joe will leave us run first.

03:41Oh no!

03:42We will not finish it with 20 minutes.

03:43We are kicking in, come in.

03:45So you guys make the night and come in with me.

03:47Let's go on first and get the night.

03:48Just hit the night and get some days off.

03:49Please push.

03:51You say before the night and do it, go if you did or are there how to be Rockefeller.

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