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Community College is a crazy love story between four dudes and their ability to get free drinks. When their beloved dive | dG1feDZMRHV4aGhzeTg
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00:00There are 1,157 community colleges in the U.S.
00:10They are inclusive institutions that welcome all who desire to learn at an affordable price.
00:15And while approximately 11.6 million students are learning, these four are sleeping.
00:25Yeah, I don't really go to classes too much, if you know what I'm saying.
00:28What's your major?
00:29Rebellion.
00:31Community College, the must-see movie of the year.
00:34The decade.
00:35The millennium.
00:36The ever.
00:38We were talking about how you guys are losers.
00:41You're fucking jokes.
00:42You're always at the bar.
00:43You never go to school.
00:44And if you do, you fall asleep or leave early.
00:46So?
00:49A love story between four dudes and their ability to get free drinks.
00:53Money, get him another shot on me.
00:55Yeah, act like you paid for drinks around here.
00:57A movie with problems.
00:59Yeah, if something's wrong.
01:00Love.
01:01I'm gonna suck your dick now.
01:03Alright.
01:04Friendship.
01:05Shut up!
01:06And so many establishing shots that it's sure to leave you with a barrel full of ha-has.
01:11What's the rush?
01:12I've slept in like an hour.
01:13I got like three tests today.
01:14I'll meet up with you guys later.
01:15We're going to the bar.
01:16You wanna go?
01:17Yup.
01:18Cool.
01:19When Chino, Rod, Herbie, and Johnny 300's favorite bar is on the verge of closing for good,
01:29they decide to finally graduate college.
01:33Community College.
01:35I love when that shit happens.
01:37These kids try so hard to do well in high school, and they get into the college they want to
01:41get into, and after like a year or so, they find out they can't hang.
01:44Yeah, and they come right back home, go to community college.
01:47Same place we both attend, didn't even try hard to get into.
01:50I didn't even apply.
01:51They embark on an educational journey of a lifetime, and it's going to take more than
01:57a better than average bowling score to get them out of this jam.
02:00Dude, did you just have sex with them two girls?
02:04We call it sex, more so research.
02:06Oh really?
02:07What'd you find out?
02:08They both have great tits and love the taste of my balls.
02:11Nice.
02:12Starring Jordan McSorley.
02:14Late for class again?
02:15Fuck you.
02:16Tim Dean.
02:17Fuck you.
02:18Tommy Avalone.
02:19Woo!
02:22And John Dean.
02:23Go fuck yourself!
02:25With special guest cameos from Michael Ray Bauer.
02:28You hit her in the head with a dodgeball!
02:30Scotty Schwartz.
02:32Yeah, well it makes one of us, alright?
02:34Rich Cronin.
02:35Doug Ray.
02:36Blue Meanie.
02:37Post-pug laptop rapper MC Lars.
02:40Head of the class!
02:41Full of deaf kids!
02:42The Reverend Bob Levy.
02:44Can I get a copy?
02:45Tommy Conwell.
02:46This is a bad idea.
02:48Matt Kaczynski.
02:50Keep working.
02:51Round Boy Jimmy Graham.
02:53And from the Kid Chris Show.
02:55Thomas.
02:56Monkey Boy.
02:57Constantine.
02:58Gino Visconti.
02:59Hey!
03:00Here's a nickel!
03:01Chris McDevitt.
03:03E-Rock.
03:04Brother Ron.
03:05Ducky.
03:06Ducky.
03:07From Opie and Anthony.
03:08Big A.
03:09No Filter Paul.
03:10And Twitchells.
03:11The only thing these guys are passing is out.
03:15Let's get drunk.
03:17What are you talking about?
03:18We are drunk.
03:19Well then, fucking mission accomplished.
03:22See it before it sees you.
03:26CommunityCollegeSucks.com
03:29Coming out sometime before you die.
03:36Well, hopefully.
03:38Joe will leave us run first.
03:41Oh no!
03:42We will not finish it with 20 minutes.
03:43We are kicking in, come in.
03:45So you guys make the night and come in with me.
03:47Let's go on first and get the night.
03:48Just hit the night and get some days off.
03:49Please push.
03:51You say before the night and do it, go if you did or are there how to be Rockefeller.
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