00:00Brilliant.
00:02Morning.
00:04Morning.
00:06Thought this was knackered.
00:08So did I. You must have given it mouth to mouth.
00:10Well, will you tell him to shift it?
00:12I haven't seen the midwife in 20 minutes.
00:14Get out of there. There's loads of room.
00:16Do you want me to help guide you out?
00:18Don't bother. I'll manage.
00:20He isn't his right, you know. There's no restrictions.
00:22He's trying to wind me up.
00:24Now, why would anyone want to do that, eh?
00:28Hey.
00:30I thought we're all mates again.
00:32So did I.
00:40Artists. Just need a bit of cough syrup.
00:42All those things you put on someone's chest in an emergency.
00:44Clip! Ba-boom! Defibrillator.
00:46Oh, I'll trick you out.
00:48Anyway, it was Tina's decision.
00:50No spirit of adventure. Yeah, I'll give you the key.
00:52Go.
00:54Whoa, whoa, what's this?
00:56What? The light in the bumper.
00:58Was it already like that?
01:00Er, I think I'd have noticed, Ty.
01:02I told you, Tina said that Kirsty was boxed in.
01:04Who's done that? Who do you think?
01:06Steady on. Well, she must have batted her way out.
01:08Spiteful cow. Do you mind?
01:10Well, look at it, Ty. You know what she's like.
01:12Just because I park outside your house, she does this.
01:14Look, you could have got a bus through that gap.
01:16Honestly, what do they say about leopards?
01:18Look, you're gonna need a whole new bumper, and that light's finished.
01:20I'm not so sure any of it's worth replacing.
01:22I paid good money for this.
01:24I think you paid bad money for this, and you know what they say about throwing good money after bad.
01:28Yeah, well, I wouldn't have to if Kirsty didn't think she was on Blackpool Pier playing on the Dodgems, would I?
01:31She was going to see the midwife.
01:32Oh, and what? That gives her licence to start damaging other people's properties?
01:35Do you know what, mate? I don't like your tone.
01:37That is she, Sam.
01:38Please aren't above the law tie, Ron.
01:40Anything could have happened. We don't know.
01:44Nice work.
01:45What's this?
01:46Ah! Let me think.
01:48Why didn't you just ask me to move it?
01:50Why did you just go ploughing into it?
01:52I never touched it.
01:53Aged out that space bit by bit. Took me 15 minutes.
01:56I wasn't in late for the midwife.
01:57Was everything all right?
01:58She said to keep my feet elevated if my ankles swell up again.
02:01Oh, okay. Well, I'll get a couple of cushions. We can put them underneath.
02:03Erm, hello. What were we doing about this?
02:05Didn't you hear what she just said?
02:06She's had swollen ankles all week. She doesn't need this stress.
02:09Oh, and I do.
02:10Make her pay for the damage, Tyrone.
02:11Look, there is nothing on her bumper.
02:13So? It doesn't always show.
02:15I think it was.
02:16Er, not necessarily, no.
02:17Not when you know what you're doing. I'm sure there's a knack.
02:19Oh, yeah. Police train in day one. Grow up, will you?
02:22Me grow up?
02:24I'm not the one smashing into people's vans and playing the pregnancy cards
02:27so your boyfriend takes pity.
02:28Get away from her, Tina.
02:29If I wasn't pregnant...
02:30Oh, yeah, then what?
02:31I'm serious. Leave her alone.
02:32Oi, get your hands off my girlfriend.
02:34Don't you talk to me like that.
02:35I've had enough of your evil games and you, you're a mug for putting up with it.
02:38It's no wonder girls treat you like dirt and walk all over you.
02:41You take one look at your big stupid face.
02:43I'm warning you, Tommy.
02:44Yeah?
02:45I feel faint. I don't have to do those cushions.
02:46You just shut up.
02:47Don't tell my girlfriend to shut up.
02:48I'll shut you up if you're not careful. Do you want something?
02:50Go on, then. Do it. Hit me if you'll make you feel better.
02:53Stick up with that lying, manipulated cow.
02:55I wouldn't do that if I was you, pal.
02:58Not with two witnesses and a copper standing by.
03:01You're a lucky boy, Tommy.
03:04I swear to God, me and you, we're finished.
03:06You're finished.
03:11I'm finished.
03:14I'm finished.
03:15I'm finished.
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