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The Summer I Fell For My Butler
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00:01My dad used to say love was for rich folks,
00:04and girls like me just had to marry up and pray for the best.
00:08So I did.
00:15I'm sorry, babe.
00:17I actually just got a text from work.
00:20What do you mean? It's our wedding night.
00:22I hired a butler.
00:24He's gonna take good care of you while I'm gone.
00:26The bartender?
00:30Would you like me to feed you some graves, you lady?
00:35I can feed myself, thank you.
00:49I have a profession.
00:51This is my first time out there.
00:55I prepared a guilty pleasure for you.
01:00You're so tense, you lady.
01:07If you weren't married,
01:09would you let me kiss you right now?
01:16Surprise!
01:20You're trying to get Ella to cheat.
01:22No.
01:24I'm married.
01:25Let's get this fucking party started!
01:32I always fantasized about being with a butler.
01:35Get back to the trailer park, you dirty motherfucker.
01:38Ah!
01:39Get back there.
01:40Oh!
01:53Oh!
01:54Yeah!
01:55Oh, yeah!
02:01Um, champagne, please.
02:04Champagne, please.
02:19Hey, you OK?
02:21Yeah, I think so.
02:23Come on, you've got what you wanted.
02:25Let yourself have it.
02:26Don't worry.
02:27Keep it, Daryl's going to get you, too.
02:29We'll see.
02:34Sweetie, I know you're nervous,
02:37but Ella is the picture-perfect bride.
02:41Trust me.
02:42Yes, mother.
02:43You're always right.
02:58Look at us.
02:59We seem like the perfect couple.
03:01I now pronounce you man and wife.
03:04You may now kiss your bride.
03:07My dad used to say love was for rich folks.
03:10And girls like me just had to marry up
03:12and pray for the best.
03:14So I did.
03:23Hey there.
03:26Hey, just a sec, babe.
03:28Um, wow.
03:32You look damn.
03:35Watch it.
03:36I'm a married woman.
03:38Your husband's a lucky man.
03:44Ah, sorry, babe.
03:46I actually just got a text from work
03:48and shit at the fan in Hong Kong.
03:51What do you mean?
03:52It's our wedding night.
03:53It's not like it's the first time for anything.
03:55What am I supposed to do?
03:57I don't know, babe.
03:58It's a beach house.
03:59Enjoy a vacation.
04:00I don't want to stay here alone.
04:02You won't be.
04:03I hired a butler.
04:05Darren.
04:05He's going to watch over everything while I'm gone.
04:07Who the hell is Darren?
04:09Uh, Dylan, actually.
04:11Oh, my God.
04:12Um, sir.
04:14Madame.
04:16The bartender?
04:17Actually, a personal trainer and serve instructor.
04:20I also make a main girl cheese.
04:22Okay, I don't need a butler.
04:24I need my husband.
04:25It's our honeymoon.
04:27It'll just be for a couple days.
04:29You'll be fine, babe.
04:32Good luck.
04:36Anything you need, I'm at your service.
04:42So, do you want, like, a grilled cheese or...?
04:44I'm okay.
04:45I was done crying.
04:52I could mope or I could tan.
04:54I picked tan.
04:55I thought her lady should might enjoy something pain.
05:21Yeah, sure.
05:30Would you like me to feed you some gravy, lady?
05:33I can feed myself, thank you.
05:35Why are you thinking like that?
05:38According to Google, a butler must dress the woman of the house with respect, kind words,
05:44and the British accent.
05:46Yeah, no.
05:46And may I ask what's with the get-up?
05:52Rule number two, dress with dignity.
05:54It's gonna be hot as hell today.
05:57Yeah, you're right.
05:59Screw it.
06:02That was hot.
06:03Anything I can get for you?
06:28Pina colada, pull-side massage, all of the above.
06:33I need to get out of the house.
06:55Duck doll.
06:56Did you get it? Did you get that?
06:58I want a turn.
07:00Oh, okay.
07:02Don't laugh at me.
07:12Hey, hell of an arm.
07:14I'm the ski ball champion of Lubbock.
07:16I didn't take you as a Texas girl.
07:18Born and raised.
07:20That explains a lot.
07:22How about you?
07:24You're looking at the top dog surfer in Malibu.
07:26Thank you very much.
07:28Oh, wow, I didn't realize I was in the presence of royalty.
07:32So how does one go from L.A. surfer boy
07:34to Beach House butler?
07:36I have a confession.
07:38This is my first time butler.
07:40You don't say.
07:42All right.
07:52Oh!
07:53Eat that, butler.
07:59Okay.
08:00Cheers.
08:05Okay, your turn.
08:06Favorite man.
08:07Easy. Fleetwood Mac.
08:09Oh, okay.
08:10Thank God.
08:11I would have taken you as more of like a one direction kind of girl.
08:14Okay.
08:15Guilty pleasure.
08:20Bubble baths.
08:21Come on.
08:22I'm sorry.
08:23They're delightful.
08:24You?
08:25Strawberry pop tarts.
08:27Strawberry pop tarts.
08:28All right.
08:29The culinary masterpiece.
08:30Think it?
08:31Mm-hmm.
08:32Mm-hmm.
08:34This place is amazing.
08:40I always dreamed of opening a spot of just like this.
08:43Why don't you?
08:45My boy Simon and I, we opened a surf shop.
08:46All good vibes.
08:47No business plan.
08:48And it tanked.
08:49But I did learn one important lesson.
08:50Not all dreams come true.
08:51That doesn't sound like the top doctor Malibu to roll over and give up on his dreams.
08:52Cheers.
08:53Cheers.
08:54Another round of skee-ball?
08:55Only if you're ready for me to whoop your ass again.
08:56All right.
08:57Whatever you say.
08:58Let's go.
08:59Oh my God.
09:00What are you doing here?
09:01Um...
09:02Wow.
09:03I necessarily feel like it's really a hot dog.
09:04Oh, my God.
09:05I'm sorry.
09:06I'm like the top doctor Malibu to roll over and give up on his dreams.
09:09Cheers.
09:10Another round of skee-ball?
09:12Only if you're ready for me to whoop your ass again.
09:13All right.
09:15Whatever you say.
09:16Let's go.
09:20Oh, my God.
09:21What are you doing here?
09:22Um...
09:27Well.
09:29I get it now.
09:32Take your time.
09:33Enjoy.
09:35And I'll be downstairs cooking some dinner.
09:37Okay?
09:37Okay.
09:52Prepare the guilty pleasure for you,
09:55my darling.
09:59You're so tense, lady.
10:11You're so tense, lady.
10:29Yes?
10:32Dinner is served.
10:35Uh, thank you.
10:37I'll be right down.
10:47Hey, girl.
10:48How's it going with the hot butler?
10:50Can you come here before I do something I regret?
10:53You have nothing to feel guilty about.
10:55He left you on your wedding night.
10:58Enjoy yourself.
11:00Seriously.
11:04What was that?
11:07Your wife.
11:17Oh, my God.
11:19That was amazing.
11:20I just hate sharing you.
11:29Baby.
11:31Ella and me?
11:33That's just optics.
11:34A bride picked by buddy.
11:36You're the real thing.
11:37After the inheritance kicks in,
11:42I'll leave Ella.
11:43And it's just you and me.
11:46Okay.
11:48Of course,
11:50I'll have to play husband for a little while.
11:55Fundraisers, family portraits,
11:58holidays.
12:00Boring marriage shit.
12:01Like that.
12:02I never considered holidays.
12:06I can't bring my mistress to buddy's holiday brunch.
12:12I'm no side bitch.
12:14Baby.
12:16Where are you going?
12:19To take back what's mine.
12:22This is your house.
12:24Your table awaits.
12:39Voila.
12:42Sandwich on the fromage.
12:44Oh, marvelous.
12:46Bon appetit.
12:47What about you?
12:50I am a butler.
12:52Butlers don't eat?
12:53No, you butler.
12:55Join me.
12:57I can't.
12:58Rule number seven,
12:58a butler must never die.
13:00I'm sure that rule number one
13:01says a butler must never refuse a direct order.
13:05Touche.
13:09For you.
13:10Oh, thank you.
13:10I was hungry.
13:12Cheers.
13:1510 out of 10, huh?
13:16Mm-hmm.
13:17Pretty good.
13:18Sorry, I was probably not talking to my mouth for.
13:19Mm-hmm.
13:20Try me.
13:27I thought you said you played baseball.
13:30I got kicked off the team from mooning the umpire.
13:32Okay, I'll show you how it's done.
13:34Oh!
13:35You just keep on impressing me.
13:37Wait, that's what impresses you?
13:38Wait till you see me with the cherry stem.
13:40So I'm in this pool trying to wrangle this dolphin
13:47that's freaking out, but cute as hell.
13:49Hold up, you seemed to dolphin?
13:51Okay, Aquaman, that's awesome.
13:54Tell the dolphin she bit me.
13:56Oh, well, at least you were there to help.
13:58Mm.
14:01Sometimes the only thing you can do
14:02is be there for someone.
14:04Well, sometimes people say they'll be there
14:06and then they're not.
14:11I don't mean to cross any lines.
14:14But being left alone on your wedding night,
14:17that isn't okay.
14:20Well, I wasn't left alone.
14:21I have my fake butler, so.
14:23If you were my wife,
14:29I can't imagine wanting to be anywhere else but here.
14:33With you.
14:36Well, you're not like other men.
14:39I'm just a fake butler trying my best.
14:45I'm glad I met you, Ella.
14:47I'm really glad I met you too, Dylan.
14:49I remember the first time I saw you, actually.
14:57Um, champagne, please.
15:03You downed that wine like a frat boy chugging beer.
15:15You want to know what I remember most about my wedding day?
15:18Hmm?
15:19Right before I was about to go out.
15:22I'm thinking,
15:23why am I doing this?
15:29And?
15:30What was your answer?
15:31My parents were basically kids when they had me.
15:36High school sweethearts who wouldn't have made it past prom
15:39if my mom hadn't have gotten knocked up.
15:43And after mom left,
15:47Dad used to always say,
15:48you want happiness?
15:50Marry rich.
15:52He seems right.
15:53Look around you.
15:54You got it all.
15:57Then why am I alone on my honeymoon?
15:59You're not alone.
16:02I'm here, Ella.
16:07I know.
16:09But I should be with my husband.
16:11Serenade, my lady?
16:19Serenade, my lady?
16:23What would you like?
16:25Mozart's Symphony No. 25?
16:28Sure.
16:28Okay.
16:29I'm available for weddings, funerals, and environmental access.
16:34Thanks for that.
16:36If you weren't married, would you let me kiss you right now?
16:38Don't ask me that.
16:48Thanks for that.
16:56If you weren't married,
16:58would you let me kiss you right now?
17:05Don't ask me that.
17:10Sorry.
17:11I need to get somewhere.
17:18There was a calm before the storm.
17:23And for the first time,
17:25I wasn't thinking about Leo.
17:32Ella.
17:33Ella, wake up.
17:35There's a huge storm.
17:36We gotta get to safety.
17:37Come on.
17:48Hey.
17:57It's all right.
17:59The closet's the safest place during the storm.
18:02I googled it.
18:11Wrapped in his arms.
18:13I'd never felt safer.
18:16The house could have blown away,
18:18and I wouldn't have moved.
18:43It's all right.
19:08Stop.
19:09You're married.
19:10It's all right.
19:20Good morning.
19:21Good morning.
19:22I prepared your breakfast.
19:23I don't really do breakfast.
19:31Oh, no way.
19:33Yeah.
19:34You said they're your favorite, so.
19:41Listen.
19:44About last night, I...
19:45No.
19:46Thank you so much for taking care of me.
19:48I'm sorry.
19:49I was such a mess.
19:50It's honestly a blur.
19:53It was special.
19:54It was wrong.
20:04Surprise!
20:05I'm so glad you guys are here.
20:06Of course.
20:07We couldn't leave our girl stranded on her honeymoon.
20:08Especially now with that fine-ass belt right?
20:09I thought I had called in my besties for backup.
20:25Mm-hmm, especially not with that fine-ass belt.
20:31I thought I had called in my besties for backup.
20:34Turns out they had plans of their own.
20:43Uh, hey there.
20:45Mm, Sauvignon Blanc.
20:47Mm, can I have a glass?
20:51Cute couple, huh?
20:52Got to give it to her.
20:56She made all the right moves, from living in a trailer park
20:59to marrying a billionaire.
21:08He looks even better walking away.
21:10Fool it.
21:11He's a nice guy.
21:13I bet you didn't know this, but he saves dolphins.
21:15You little...
21:17Something already happened between you two, didn't it?
21:22Nothing happened.
21:28He was just really nice to me last night, that's all.
21:33You must be nice.
21:35And that's it.
21:44I'm calling bullshit.
21:47Okay, maybe we kiss a little.
21:50How little?
21:50You're unparried now, Ella.
21:56That's...
21:56That nothing happened.
21:57It's...
21:58It's nothing.
21:59It wasn't nothing.
22:05Yum, looks delicious.
22:08You like it?
22:10It's a new dish.
22:13Do you want a snack?
22:14Definitely.
22:19Definitely.
22:24All right.
22:34Uh...
22:34Hello?
22:38Are you thirsty?
22:39there's like five different kinds of water in the fridge.
22:42Anything you want.
22:44All right.
22:45Um, I'll be back with those.
22:59What exactly is going on between you and the butler?
23:02We had a connection.
23:03You saw it.
23:04You're just mad he's not into you.
23:06Sweetie.
23:08He's into Ella.
23:09Ella gets every tip.
23:11The rich husband, the gorgeous house.
23:13Maybe she doesn't get the hot butler too.
23:15Ella always gets what she wants.
23:19He's good enough for Ella.
23:20He's good enough for me.
23:22They're made for each other.
23:25I see what you're doing.
23:26You're trying to get Ella to cheat.
23:33You are literally insane.
23:36If she cheats, it makes you feel better about fucking her husband.
23:40Yeah.
23:52Funny seeing you here.
23:56Listen, about last night.
23:58It was what?
23:59It was a mistake.
24:00It was the wine and the storm, and you were so sweet.
24:10I felt safe.
24:13If we're safe with me, I'll always...
24:16We shouldn't be doing this.
24:17We shouldn't be doing this.
24:20I know.
24:31No.
24:32I'm married.
24:33Yeah.
24:34Then where the hell is he?
24:35What...
24:36Why isn't he here right now?
24:37Did he even try calling you?
24:40Ella, if he can't see what's in front of him, he doesn't deserve you.
24:44Then what do you want me to do?
24:46Run away with the butler and then what?
24:49Be happy.
24:50I am happy.
24:51A happily married woman doesn't kiss the butler.
24:53That was wrong.
24:54Yeah?
24:57How about this?
25:02Was that wrong?
25:07Yes.
25:10Then I guess this is goodbye.
25:14Wait.
25:15Wait.
25:16I didn't dismiss you.
25:21Rule 9.
25:23A butler must never leave until the lady of the house has dismissed him.
25:28And you, sir, have not been dismissed.
25:31Just stay.
25:33Or keep it professional.
25:36That's what her lady shift desires.
25:44Wow, I slept like a rock.
25:52Must be that fresh ocean breeze.
25:54How about you, Elle?
25:56Sleep okay?
25:57Sure.
25:58I know I can't sleep well when I feel guilty about something.
26:02And I definitely couldn't rest if I was a two-timing adulteress.
26:07Why are you coming at me right now?
26:13Because I like him, okay?
26:15I mean, you're gonna spark.
26:18After I clap the buffet, she's enough.
26:21Excuse me.
26:22Oh, Anastasia.
26:23But every time there's a big guy, Ella swoops in and snatches him.
26:27That is not true.
26:31What about the Russian DJ in Mykonos?
26:33The pizza boy?
26:34The yacht guy?
26:37The yacht guy?
26:38Timothy Shaliman!
26:39Oh, for the last time, that guy was not Timothy Shaliman.
26:41You still made out with him in your limo.
26:43God!
26:46Shit.
26:47You're right.
26:50I'm an asshole.
26:52Well, who needs therapy when you've got brunch, right?
26:57More mimosas, butler.
26:59Quickly.
27:00Look at her.
27:06She's practically in heat.
27:08Mmm.
27:10I just keep thinking, poor Theo.
27:14Naomi's plan was simple.
27:16The best way to get Anastasia over Dylan was to get her under someone else.
27:20I'm bored.
27:22I want to have some fun tonight.
27:24You read my find.
27:27Hey, butler.
27:28You got any hot friends?
27:31Yes.
27:35Let's get this fucking party started!
27:38Ow!
27:39Ow!
27:40Ow!
27:41Ow!
27:42Ow!
27:43Ow!
27:44Ow!
27:45Ow!
27:46Ow!
27:47Ow!
27:48Ow!
27:49Ow!
27:50Ow!
27:51Ow!
27:52Ow!
27:53Ow!
27:54Ow!
27:55Ow!
27:56Ow!
27:57Ow!
27:58Ow!
27:59Ow!
28:02Ow!
28:04Ow!
28:05Ow!
28:07Ow!
28:08Ow!
28:09Ow!
28:11Ow!
28:12Ow!
28:17You are drooling!
28:18Oh, I am not!
28:20I mean if I were you.
28:22I have thrown that man against the wall by now.
28:29OK, something may have happened.
28:31Oh, no.
28:35The night of the storm, we kissed.
28:47And then we may be kissed again last night.
28:52Oh, baby girl, you are in deep.
28:58OK.
29:00I mean, just the way he looks at you.
29:06Dude, dude, you've been like eye-banging her for like seven minutes.
29:10What is up with you two?
29:12I think she's the woman.
29:14Bro, you say that like a couple times a year.
29:17No, man, I mean it.
29:18Like, soulmate stuff and shit.
29:20OK, so what's all about?
29:24She's married.
29:26And where's her husband?
29:28The dirt bag left her the night of her wedding.
29:32Sounds like you left her an opening.
29:34But what about Anastasia?
29:36And he has other options.
29:38You and Anastasia look off the cozy.
29:54She is not my type.
29:57Oh?
29:58Mm-mm.
29:59And what is your type?
30:01Huh.
30:04Smart.
30:06Funny.
30:08A smile so beautiful could break the heart.
30:13Kicks my ass in a skee-ball?
30:15That's a secret cheerleader style, darling.
30:17And that's a secret cheerleader style, darling.
30:20Yeah, my type.
30:22Oh?
30:23Mm-mm.
30:24And what is your type?
30:25Huh.
30:27Smart.
30:29Funny.
30:31A smile so beautiful could break the heart.
30:33Kicks my ass in a skee-ball?
30:34Ha-ha-ha.
30:35And that's a secret cheerleader style, darling.
30:36You're coming, love.
30:37Uh-huh.
30:38Mind if I join?
30:39Oh.
30:40Ha-ha-ha.
30:41Um.
30:42I need to go.
30:43No.
30:44Oh.
30:45Okay.
30:46Okay.
30:47It's beautiful, isn't it?
30:48Yeah.
30:49Makes me feel small.
30:50Insignificant.
30:51No.
30:52No.
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31:42No.
31:43No.
31:44Do you love her?
31:57I sure don't.
31:59But you do.
32:04Look, take it from someone who's been there.
32:08Don't let her go.
32:11Watching someone you love be with someone else,
32:14it guts you.
32:16And it never stops hurting.
32:42Not now, Naomi.
32:44I have something for you.
32:47From the butler.
32:48I thought she'd never come.
32:51I thought she'd never come.
32:55I thought she'd never come.
33:01I thought she'd never come.
33:05I thought she'd never come.
33:09I thought she'd never come.
33:15I thought she'd never come.
33:16I always been upset about being with a butler.
33:27Butler?
33:29I'm not a butler.
33:30I thought you were Dylan.
33:36So do you want to keep going?
33:37Yeah.
33:38Yeah.
33:44Listen, Ella, I...
33:46I'm sorry.
33:46I didn't mean for this to get so complicated.
33:49You don't need to apologize.
33:50I thought my marriage made sense on paper on paper.
33:57But these past few days, with you,
34:01I've never felt anything like this before.
34:05I don't know.
34:05Oh, my God.
34:35Honey, I'm home.
34:57Shit!
35:02Honey, I'm home.
35:06Who the fuck are you?
35:07Yeah, who the fuck are you, bro?
35:08I own this fucking house.
35:11So you're the dirtbag who abandoned his wife?
35:13You dirty motherfucker.
35:15Hey, hey, hey, hey, guys, come on, Simon, not again.
35:18Oh, my God.
35:19Leo, what a surprise.
35:23Dude, chill.
35:24He's my boss.
35:25Bro, he fucking started it.
35:26God damn it.
35:27I don't know who he kicked his ass.
35:28Sir, I'll make sure to escort him out immediately.
35:31No, fuck this.
35:32I'm out.
35:34You're gorgeous.
35:34You coming?
35:39Yes.
35:40Thank you for the lovely weekend.
35:43Call me later.
35:44I want all the tea.
35:46Yeah.
35:47What have you been doing?
35:48Um, I've been handling business, like you said.
35:51I thought I told you to watch the place, not throw a fucking frat party.
36:00I'm sorry, sir.
36:01I was pretty low-key on some pretty huge parties.
36:07Why aren't you dressed?
36:13I was changing to prepare dinner.
36:16What?
36:17Leo, it wasn't his fault.
36:19The party was my idea.
36:20Well, my mistake.
36:25I need a goddamn drink.
36:32Your shirt's inside and out.
36:39Are you okay?
36:42Definitely not.
36:50There's my girl.
36:56Your wife is in the other room.
36:59That's what makes it so hot.
37:01No.
37:02Leo, I told you.
37:03I'm no side piece.
37:05I am the main course.
37:07I had a deal.
37:07Consider this a renegotiation.
37:12You know you don't have to do this, right?
37:14Yes, I do.
37:16You're a grown man, Leo.
37:18Maybe stop letting mommy run your whole life.
37:21Think about the money.
37:22Once I'm married and Bunny signs off, the inheritance is mine.
37:26Yeah, but I hate this.
37:28Six months.
37:30I'll leave Ella.
37:32I'll wire the money down to the Caymans.
37:34And we'll sail away on my yacht.
37:36Deal?
37:38Deal.
37:38Deal.
37:49Pull your pants up.
37:53This kind of scandalous behavior is exactly why I said she wasn't right for us.
38:11We were just having fun.
38:13Your father and I had our fun.
38:15We just need to hide it.
38:18Sweetie, I know you're nervous, but Ella is the picture-perfect bride.
38:24She's the one for us.
38:26Trust mother.
38:27Yes, mother.
38:28You're always right.
38:29Mother's always right.
38:32Listen, once I get the money, we're golden.
38:37Lucky me.
38:40Come here.
38:41Do you know how much I want you?
38:42You want me?
38:44Prove it.
38:46Right now.
38:47Her or me.
38:50Don't make me choose.
38:53You just do.
38:59Let's go.
39:01You and me.
39:02Right now.
39:03Dylan.
39:03Come on.
39:06You said this was real.
39:07Is that true?
39:08Yes.
39:11Something can't let me.
39:13I can't just run away.
39:17Do you still love him?
39:22I don't know anymore.
39:23There's my beautiful bride.
39:31We need to talk, Leo.
39:33Let's talk after.
39:34You missed your chance on your wedding night.
39:36I told you.
39:38Is this emergency?
39:39Oh, yeah.
39:39Hong Kong.
39:40Was it?
39:40You're back awfully fast.
39:42Jesus, Ella.
39:43What do you want to see?
39:43A boarding pass?
39:44No, I want a husband who won't leave the second the photos are taken.
39:48You're right.
39:49And I'm sorry.
39:50It was my fault.
39:52I shouldn't have done that.
39:53But I'm back now.
39:55For you.
39:56For me?
39:56Or for your inheritance?
39:57I don't know what you mean by that.
40:00Money told me.
40:03Such a beautiful bride.
40:06Just one teensy little formality.
40:09Be a dear and sign this little prenup for me.
40:12Prenup?
40:13Now, I know to a girl from the trailer park, marrying Leo is like winning the lottery.
40:18Bless her for that.
40:20But just to be clear, that money, that's capricity family money.
40:25And I intend to keep it that way.
40:28I'm not marrying Leo for his money.
40:30Don't worry.
40:31I'm a modern woman.
40:33Miss Prenup entitles you to five mil as long as you stay married to my son for at least one year.
40:46That a girl.
40:52What she says doesn't matter.
40:55This marriage was a mistake.
40:57Ella, look at me.
40:59You are my wife.
41:01I love you.
41:05You love her, right?
41:08Then go.
41:09Go before you end up like me.
41:11Go.
41:11Go.
41:11No, you don't, Leo.
41:32You need me to make Bonnie happy so she'll unlock your money.
41:35You think I married you for money?
41:39I think you have it backwards.
41:41You love bombing.
41:42You swept me off my feet and it was nice.
41:45So I pretended that it was real.
41:47I'm not the villain here, Ella.
41:51I need a man who sees me, who wants me, who loves me.
41:55Not someone whose mother picked me out like a new yacht.
41:58Jesus, Ella.
42:00Could you be more dramatic?
42:02This is marriage.
42:03It's messy.
42:04You can't just walk away because it's not perfect.
42:06I'm not leaving because it's messy.
42:08I'm leaving because it's empty.
42:10Think about what you're throwing away.
42:12I am.
42:19Where are you going?
42:20It's time for me to leave.
42:23Go.
42:24Be with your husband.
42:25I'm sorry for dragging you into this mess.
42:27You didn't drag me.
42:29I've never felt anything like this.
42:32Neither have I.
42:33Don't say it unless you mean it.
42:35I do mean it.
42:39But it's complicated.
42:40I made a vow.
42:42If it's Leo you want, just say the word and you'll never see me again.
42:46Dylan, listen.
42:52I stood in front of a priest and I said vows that I thought I meant.
42:57But it felt empty.
42:59Like I was pretending.
43:03And then you happened.
43:08You.
43:09The fake butler.
43:10With the devastating smile and your kind dolphin saving heart.
43:16And your terrible skee-ball score.
43:20I'm never going to be able to live that down.
43:22No.
43:25With you, I'm not pretending.
43:29I feel whole.
43:32I think I'm in love with you, too.
43:36Good news, baby.
43:50It's over.
43:51Ella's leaving.
43:53Hmm.
43:54How romantic.
43:56Is that supposed to impress me?
43:58That means we can finally do this.
44:00So now I'm suddenly worthy.
44:03Yes.
44:05I choose you.
44:08You didn't choose me.
44:11You lost her.
44:14You've always been the real thing.
44:16I love you.
44:23I love you.
44:30Oh, wow.
44:32It all makes sense now.
44:33Oh, please.
44:35Don't stop on my account.
44:44Babe.
44:45That's not what it looks like.
44:46Really?
44:46Because it looks like you're fucking my best friend.
44:48Ella.
44:49I'm sorry.
44:50No.
44:50You betrayed me.
44:51I loved him first.
44:53And then you showed up with your big old eyes and tragic backstory and stole him.
44:59You really are the worst.
45:00Oh, please.
45:01You have some nerve acting like a saint after the weekend that you've had.
45:06What the hell does that mean?
45:08Ask your faithful wife what she's been doing with the butler.
45:12Wow.
45:12Okay.
45:13You've been cheating on me?
45:16With the fucking help?
45:17You abandoned me on our wedding night so you could fuck another woman!
45:21Well, you're fired!
45:23Fuck you.
45:24I was never a butler.
45:25I'd quit.
45:28Okay.
45:29Buddy's gonna be so pissed.
45:32Ella, please.
45:34Just give me one year.
45:36Are you really gonna turn down five million dollars?
45:43Ella, come on.
45:45You know there's more to life than money.
45:46I told you.
45:52It never stops hurting.
45:56Like I said, I'm no expert.
45:58But I know about where I'm supposed to be cleaning up messes.
46:00I'm making them worse.
46:01And look at the mess that I've made.
46:03I'm out.
46:04Dylan, wait!
46:05And just like that, the emptiness came back.
46:08I guess he wasn't that into you.
46:09I guess it's just you and me.
46:18No.
46:19It's not.
46:20I don't love you anymore.
46:24Goodbye, Leah.
46:24Um, champagne, please.
46:45Yeah.
46:46Well, I wasn't left alone.
46:58I have my fake butler.
47:00If you were my wife, I can't imagine wanting to be anywhere else but here with you.
47:07I can't do this anymore.
47:27It's too hard.
47:28If that's the case, then perhaps would his lordship like some grapes?
47:38What are you doing?
47:41Rule eight.
47:42Make apology with flair.
47:44You made that up.
47:46Maybe.
47:46Now would his lordship please...
47:48Okay, I get it.
47:49You're right.
47:50It's annoying.
47:51Accept this humble butler's apology for being so blind.
47:58This lordship shall consider.
48:04And maybe, just as a peace offering, would his lordship accept a kiss?
48:12I think that'd be most agreeable.
48:25He wasn't rich.
48:26He wasn't perfect.
48:28But somehow, with the beach house butler, it was real.
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