2007 The Man From Earth FULL HOT MOVIE

World Cinema

Professor John Oldman is packing his belongings onto his truck, preparing to move to a new home. His colleagues show up to give him an impromptu farewell party: Harry, a biologist; Edith, an art history professor and devout Christian; Dan, an anthropologist; Sandy, a historian who is in (unrequited) love with John; Art, an archaeologist; and his younger student Linda.

Transcript

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00:00:30Hey, buddy.

00:00:45You don't waste time, do you?

00:00:47I try not to.

00:00:49Well, you need help?

00:00:51Sure.

00:00:56Would you like to tell us what the hell that was all about?

00:01:00I don't like goodbyes.

00:01:01Kind of the point of a goodbye party, John.

00:01:04Went to a certain amount of trouble, you know.

00:01:07Could at least date a few minutes.

00:01:08Huh?

00:01:09Eating some of the food we so feverishly prepared.

00:01:13I apologize, Harry.

00:01:14Why are you moving so quickly?

00:01:16You only resigned a couple of days ago.

00:01:17You got the history chair at Stanford.

00:01:20I wish.

00:01:21Well, taquitos, chicken wings, roasty toasties, and beer.

00:01:26If we'd had more time, we'd have done something a little more grandiose.

00:01:28Ha, candlelight dinner at McDonald's.

00:01:31Strippers.

00:01:33Taquitos are fine.

00:01:35All right.

00:01:36Art's going to be alone, too.

00:01:38He's talking to a student.

00:01:40Has George taken over for you?

00:01:42George or Trimble?

00:01:43Has the dean made up his mind?

00:01:44He hasn't called.

00:01:45My God.

00:01:47Well, what is this?

00:01:48It looks like a Van Gogh, but I've never seen it before.

00:01:51Is that an original, John?

00:01:52No, it's just a gift someone gave me.

00:01:54Still, it's a superb copy.

00:01:57Contemporaneous, I think.

00:01:58May I take a closer look?

00:02:00Please, yeah.

00:02:04Yeah, it's the same stretcher as Van Gogh used.

00:02:06Yeah, there's a writing on it back.

00:02:08It's in French.

00:02:09Oh, to my friend Jacques Bourne.

00:02:11I wonder who that was.

00:02:13Someone who knew, I guess.

00:02:14Brilliant deduction, Sherlock.

00:02:15Look, surely you'll have this looked at, appraised.

00:02:19Well, maybe sometime, but I, uh, wouldn't really want money for it.

00:02:25That does it.

00:02:28Put that stuff in the kitchen?

00:02:30No, I'm going to put it in the bathroom, John.

00:02:33Gas is off.

00:02:34Electricity's on.

00:02:37It comes from where you can.

00:02:38The furniture's going this afternoon.

00:02:41It's been years since I sat on the floor.

00:02:43Oh, I can't remember her name.

00:02:46That's good for the back.

00:02:47Can we do yoga exercises?

00:02:49Cantric yoga weekend.

00:02:52So you're leaving good old, we teach you.

00:02:55Rather suddenly, you must have made it.

00:02:58Truth time, John.

00:03:00Is there a problem?

00:03:01No.

00:03:03Oh, come on.

00:03:04You know we want to help.

00:03:05That's appreciated, but really, there's no problem.

00:03:09Well, now I am curious.

00:03:11Where are you going?

00:03:12Given up tenure.

00:03:13A decade of professorship in line to chair the department, and you don't know where you're

00:03:19going?

00:03:21Call it cabin fever.

00:03:22After a while, I get itchy feet.

00:03:25I've done this before.

00:03:26No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:03:27You're too young to have done this before.

00:03:29And he hasn't aged a day in ten years.

00:03:31Every woman on the faculty would give anything to have that secret.

00:03:35Is that what they're after, Edith?

00:03:37Oh, stop, Harry.

00:03:38Whoa, can you pull this?

00:03:44What the hell?

00:03:46What are you hunting?

00:03:47Deer, mostly.

00:03:49Brown big bear.

00:03:50Bone harrow?

00:03:51Most people can't bag a deer for rife on the telescopic side.

00:03:56Oh, good eating.

00:03:57The best wild game.

00:03:58Lives naturally, eats naturally.

00:04:00Oh, it's beautiful.

00:04:01Oh.

00:04:01So, may I get an A for awesome?

00:04:13Oh, my gosh.

00:04:15That was fun.

00:04:17Hey, John.

00:04:19You know, Linda, you had her last semester.

00:04:21All right.

00:04:22She's one of my victims.

00:04:23Now I'm taking her home.

00:04:24She wanted to come by and say hello, goodbye.

00:04:26Is art as tough as I hear?

00:04:27Oh, archaeology's tough.

00:04:29Dr. Jenkins is a fine teacher.

00:04:31Oh, it's very politic.

00:04:33It's very true.

00:04:34Huh?

00:04:35Something for you to read on the road, pal.

00:04:36Shadows of the Cave are parallels to early man Arthur M. Jenkins.

00:04:41Publish or perish?

00:04:43I'd rather read than write another one.

00:04:46Hi.

00:04:47Oh, everybody, this is Linda.

00:04:51Linda, this is everybody.

00:04:52Linda.

00:04:53Hi.

00:04:55So, where are you going, John, like we give a damn?

00:04:59We've already covered that.

00:05:01John's got itchy feet.

00:05:02There are over-the-counter remedies for that, John.

00:05:07So, there is a problem.

00:05:10No.

00:05:11I'd just like to move on now and then.

00:05:13It's a personal thing.

00:05:14Well, not to pry.

00:05:26I'm sorry.

00:05:26I don't have more to offer you.

00:05:28Got conversation, some seats for your behinds.

00:05:31And, uh...

00:05:34Is he ducking out on us again?

00:05:40I do have this.

00:05:41Oh, Johnny Walker Green.

00:05:47I didn't even know they made it in green.

00:05:49What do they pay you?

00:05:50Nothing is too good for my friends.

00:05:52But I'm sorry we are down to plastic cups now.

00:05:55That's a sacrilege I'll tolerate.

00:05:57I will do the honors.

00:05:59Oh, come to Papa.

00:06:02Woo!

00:06:03Here, cups, cups.

00:06:04Here we go.

00:06:04Step on in here.

00:06:05All right.

00:06:06There you go.

00:06:07One birthday, boy.

00:06:08Here we go.

00:06:08Excuse me.

00:06:09Art!

00:06:09Not enough for me.

00:06:11Oh, no.

00:06:11I don't drink.

00:06:12We're not going to card you, darling.

00:06:14All right.

00:06:14Here, join the circle at least.

00:06:15Come on.

00:06:17Well, long life and good fortune to our esteemed friend and colleague, John Ullman.

00:06:24May he find undeserved bliss wherever he goes.

00:06:27You're here.

00:06:28Let's go.

00:06:29Nice to go, John.

00:06:31Oh, that's good.

00:06:39Excuse me.

00:06:43John, we're all sorry to see you go.

00:06:46Truly.

00:06:50Okay.

00:06:51Now we're done with that.

00:06:52What do we do for the rest of the afternoon?

00:06:54Anyone got a good topic?

00:06:55Like this, maybe?

00:06:57What is that?

00:06:58It's a burying.

00:06:59It's a parrot beak.

00:07:01Inclined to the point.

00:07:02Probably early Magdalene here.

00:07:05May I see that?

00:07:06Sure.

00:07:13Yes, indeed.

00:07:14That's what it is.

00:07:16What's a burying?

00:07:18A burying is a flint tool for grooving wood and bone, antlers especially, to make spear

00:07:23and harpoon points.

00:07:24Magdaleneans weren't noted for flint work, so this is a very nice specimen.

00:07:28Okay.

00:07:29What's a Magdalenean?

00:07:29A lighter crow magdalene without getting technical.

00:07:33It's the final culture of the Upper Paleolithic.

00:07:36Stones can speak, eh?

00:07:38So, where'd you get that done?

00:07:40Believe it or not, from a thrift shop.

00:07:41A quarter.

00:07:43You lucky dog.

00:07:44Me, I gotta go digging for this kind of stuff.

00:07:46Can I, uh...

00:07:47Yeah.

00:07:59Maybe...

00:07:59I'm glad you did this.

00:08:01Did what?

00:08:03You mean, come over?

00:08:05Maybe?

00:08:06Definitely.

00:08:07Tea, thanks.

00:08:08Well, so are we.

00:08:10So are we.

00:08:11We couldn't let you just run off.

00:08:14Thanks.

00:08:17John, what is up, huh?

00:08:19Are you on America's Most Wanted?

00:08:20We won't turn you in.

00:08:21Yeah, come on out with it.

00:08:23You're among friends.

00:08:24Snoopy friends.

00:08:25Forget it.

00:08:26You are creating a mystery here.

00:08:28Obviously, you have something you'd like to say.

00:08:29Say it.

00:08:30Well, maybe I...

00:08:34Ten, nine, eight, seven...

00:08:36Harry, stop.

00:08:38There is something I'm tempted to tell you, I think.

00:08:41I've never done this before, and I wonder how it would pan out.

00:08:48I wonder if I could ask you a silly question.

00:08:50Well, John, we're teachers.

00:08:51We answer silly questions all the time.

00:08:53Hey!

00:08:55What if a man from the Upper Paleolithic

00:08:57survived until the present day?

00:09:00What do you mean survived?

00:09:02Never died?

00:09:03Yes.

00:09:04What would he be like?

00:09:05Oh, I know some guys.

00:09:06You ever been to the Ozarks?

00:09:07No.

00:09:08It's an interesting idea.

00:09:10What are you working on?

00:09:11A science fits in story?

00:09:13Say I am.

00:09:14What would he be like?

00:09:15Pretty tired.

00:09:18Well, seriously, as Art's book title suggests,

00:09:22he might be like any of us.

00:09:24Dan, a caveman?

00:09:26Well, there's no anatomical difference

00:09:27between, say, a croque magnet and us.

00:09:29Except that, as a rule, we've grown taller.

00:09:32What's the selective advantage of height?

00:09:34Better to see predators in tall grass, my dear.

00:09:37Actually, tall and skinny radiates heat

00:09:40more effectively in warmer climates.

00:09:42And as for Neanderthals, I mean,

00:09:44we've all seen apish people.

00:09:45I mean, that's strange still with us.

00:09:46But he'd be a caveman.

00:09:48No, he wouldn't.

00:09:49John's hypothetical man would have lived

00:09:51through 140 centuries.

00:09:53Yeah, roughly.

00:09:53And changed with every one of them.

00:09:56I mean, assuming normal intelligence.

00:09:58Well, we think men of the Upper Paleolithic

00:10:01were as intelligent as we are.

00:10:03They just didn't know as much.

00:10:05John's man would have learned as a race learned.

00:10:07In fact, if he had an inquiring mind,

00:10:10his knowledge might be astonishing.

00:10:14If you do write that, let me have a look at it.

00:10:16I'm sure you'll make some anthropological bongers.

00:10:19It's a deal.

00:10:20What would keep him alive?

00:10:21What does the biologist say?

00:10:24Cigarettes and ice cream.

00:10:27All right, all right, I'll play.

00:10:28I'll play.

00:10:29All right.

00:10:31In science fiction terms,

00:10:33I would say

00:10:34perfect regeneration

00:10:37of the body's cells,

00:10:40especially in the vital organs.

00:10:42Actually, the human body appears designed

00:10:44to live about 190 years.

00:10:46Most of us just die of slow poisoning.

00:10:50Maybe he did something right,

00:10:51something everybody else in history

00:10:52done wrong.

00:10:55What, like eat the food,

00:10:56drink the water,

00:10:56and breathe the air?

00:10:59Prior to modern times,

00:11:00those were pristine.

00:11:02We've extended our lifespan

00:11:04in a world that's

00:11:05not fit to live in.

00:11:08You know what could happen?

00:11:09Yeah, the pancreas turns over cells

00:11:11every 24 hours,

00:11:12the stomach lining in three days,

00:11:13the entire body in seven years.

00:11:15But the process falters.

00:11:17Waste accumulates,

00:11:18eventually proves fatal to function.

00:11:20Now, if a quirk

00:11:21in his immune system

00:11:22led to perfect detox,

00:11:24perfect renewal,

00:11:25then yeah,

00:11:26he could duck decay.

00:11:29That's a secret

00:11:29we'd all love to have.

00:11:31Would you really want to do that?

00:11:34Live 14,000 years?

00:11:35Well, if I could stay healthy

00:11:37and I didn't age,

00:11:39I mean, why not?

00:11:40Yeah, what a chance to learn.

00:11:43Is anyone hungry?

00:11:44Yeah.

00:11:45Hey, you know,

00:11:45the more I think about it,

00:11:46yeah, it's possible.

00:11:48Anything is possible, right?

00:11:49After all,

00:11:50one century's magic,

00:11:51another century's science.

00:11:52They thought Columbus

00:11:53was a nut job, right?

00:11:55Pasteur, Copernicus?

00:11:56Aristarchus long before that.

00:11:57Right.

00:11:58I had a chance

00:12:00to sail with Columbus,

00:12:01only I'm not

00:12:01the adventurous type.

00:12:03What?

00:12:04I was pretty sure

00:12:04the Earth was round,

00:12:05but at that point,

00:12:08I still thought

00:12:09he might fall off

00:12:10an edge someplace.

00:12:21Look around, John.

00:12:24We just did.

00:12:25I suppose there's a joke

00:12:28in there somewhere,

00:12:28but I don't get it.

00:12:30It's nothing to get.

00:12:31What are we talking about?

00:12:33We were just talking

00:12:34about a caveman

00:12:35who survives

00:12:36until the present time.

00:12:37As you said,

00:12:38what a chance to learn

00:12:39once I learn to learn.

00:12:43Did you start the whiskey

00:12:44before we got here?

00:12:47Pretend it's science fiction.

00:12:50Figure it out.

00:12:52Okay.

00:12:53A very old

00:12:56Cro-Magnon

00:12:56living until the present.

00:13:00Oh, wow.

00:13:06What?

00:13:08John just confided

00:13:09that he's 14,000 years old.

00:13:11Oh, John,

00:13:12you don't look

00:13:12a day over 900.

00:13:15Okay.

00:13:16All right, Spock,

00:13:17I'll play your little game.

00:13:18What do you want?

00:13:19What's the punchline?

00:13:20Every 10 years or so

00:13:22when people start to notice

00:13:23I don't age,

00:13:23I move on.

00:13:28That's very good.

00:13:29That's very quick, John.

00:13:30I want to read that story

00:13:31when you're done.

00:13:32You want more?

00:13:33Oh, yeah, by all means.

00:13:34This is great.

00:13:36All right, now,

00:13:36so you think

00:13:39that you are

00:13:40a Cro-Magnon.

00:13:42Well, I didn't learn it

00:13:42in school.

00:13:43It's my best guess.

00:13:45Based on

00:13:46archaeological data,

00:13:47maps,

00:13:48anthropological research.

00:13:49Since Mesopotamia,

00:13:51I've got the last

00:13:524,000 years straight.

00:13:54Well, you're ahead

00:13:54of most people,

00:13:55so please go on.

00:13:57Well, you know

00:13:58the background stuff,

00:13:59so I'll make it brief.

00:14:00What I call

00:14:01my first lifetime,

00:14:03I age to about 35.

00:14:04what you see.

00:14:06I ended up

00:14:07leading my group.

00:14:08They saw me as magical.

00:14:10I didn't even

00:14:11have to fight for it.

00:14:12Then fear came,

00:14:14and they chased me away.

00:14:16They thought that I was

00:14:17stealing their lives away

00:14:19to stay young.

00:14:20The prehistoric origin

00:14:21of the vampire myth,

00:14:22that is good.

00:14:23First 1,000 years,

00:14:24I didn't know

00:14:25up from sideways.

00:14:27How do you know

00:14:27the first 1,000 years?

00:14:29I'm informed guess,

00:14:30based on what I've learned

00:14:31in my memories.

00:14:32Most people can scarcely

00:14:33remember their childhood,

00:14:34but you have memories

00:14:35of that time.

00:14:36Like yours,

00:14:37selected.

00:14:38You know,

00:14:38the high points,

00:14:39the low points,

00:14:40traumas,

00:14:41they stick in the mind forever.

00:14:43Put down at 3 or 35,

00:14:44you still feel a twinge.

00:14:49Go on.

00:14:51I kept getting chased

00:14:52because I wouldn't die,

00:14:54so I got the hang

00:14:55of joining new groups,

00:14:56I found.

00:14:57I also got the idea

00:14:58of periodically moving on.

00:15:01We were semi-nomadic,

00:15:02of course,

00:15:03following the weather

00:15:04and the game we hunted.

00:15:05The first 2,000 years

00:15:07were cold.

00:15:08We learned it was warmer,

00:15:09lower elevations.

00:15:11Late glacial period,

00:15:12I assume.

00:15:14What was the terrain line?

00:15:18Mountainous.

00:15:19Fast plains to the west.

00:15:22West?

00:15:23But something you learned

00:15:24in school?

00:15:25Towards the setting sun.

00:15:26I suspect I saw

00:15:29the British Isles

00:15:30from what is now

00:15:31the French coast.

00:15:33Huge mountains

00:15:34on the other side

00:15:35of an enormous deep valley

00:15:37that was shadowed

00:15:37by the setting sun.

00:15:39This is before

00:15:40they were separated

00:15:40from the continent

00:15:41by rising seas

00:15:42as glaciers melted.

00:15:44That happened?

00:15:46Yes,

00:15:46the other,

00:15:47the Pleistocene.

00:15:49So far,

00:15:49what he says fits.

00:15:50I'll get it

00:15:51into any textbook.

00:15:53And that's where

00:15:53I found it.

00:15:54How can I have

00:15:55knowledgeable recall

00:15:56if I didn't have knowledge?

00:15:58It's all retrospective.

00:16:00All I can do

00:16:01is integrate

00:16:01my recollections

00:16:02with modern findings.

00:16:05Caveman,

00:16:06you gonna hit me

00:16:07over the head

00:16:07with a club

00:16:07and drag me

00:16:08into the bedroom?

00:16:09You'd be more

00:16:10fun-conscious.

00:16:11Oh, John.

00:16:11Let me get this straight.

00:16:12Now, we're not talking

00:16:13about reincarnation.

00:16:15You're not saying

00:16:16that you remember

00:16:16whatever the hell

00:16:17it would be,

00:16:17200 separate lifetimes,

00:16:19of dying

00:16:19and being born again

00:16:20and yada yada.

00:16:22One lifetime.

00:16:24Some lifetime.

00:16:26Wow.

00:16:27Well, maybe there is

00:16:28something to this

00:16:29reincarnation thing.

00:16:30You're supposed

00:16:30to come back

00:16:31again and again,

00:16:32learn and learn,

00:16:32and somehow, John,

00:16:33you just managed

00:16:34to bypass

00:16:34all the other bodies.

00:16:37Well, what's the point?

00:16:41What about oceans?

00:16:43Didn't see them

00:16:44until much later.

00:16:45So how would you know

00:16:46an ocean from a lake?

00:16:47Big waves.

00:16:49Something else

00:16:49I can only surmise

00:16:51in retrospect.

00:16:52Are you curious

00:16:52about where it all

00:16:53came from?

00:16:55We would look up

00:16:56at the sky

00:16:56and wonder,

00:16:57there's got to be

00:16:58some big guys up there.

00:17:00And what else

00:17:00made all this down here?

00:17:02At first,

00:17:03I thought there was

00:17:03something wrong with me.

00:17:05Maybe I was a bad guy

00:17:07for not dying.

00:17:09Then I began to wonder

00:17:11if I was cursed

00:17:11or perhaps blessed.

00:17:13when I thought

00:17:16maybe I had a mission.

00:17:19Do you still think

00:17:19you do?

00:17:20God works

00:17:21in mysterious ways.

00:17:22I think

00:17:23it just happened.

00:17:24Wow.

00:17:34Hello?

00:17:36Yes, Ellie.

00:17:38What's wrong?

00:17:40Sandy?

00:17:42Coming.

00:17:46Yeah?

00:17:47Do we have Ellie's

00:17:48midterm here?

00:17:48Oh.

00:17:51Yeah, sorry.

00:17:52I picked it up

00:17:52at the periodicals.

00:17:54Got it.

00:17:56No, you're worried

00:17:57about your parents?

00:17:58Don't worry.

00:17:59You passed.

00:17:59C plus.

00:18:01Take care of yourself.

00:18:03Good kid.

00:18:04What does pre-med

00:18:05need with history?

00:18:06Got it.

00:18:11Sorry, guys.

00:18:12John, please continue.

00:18:14Come on,

00:18:14I thought we were

00:18:14done with that.

00:18:15No.

00:18:17Let's go on with it.

00:18:18It's interesting.

00:18:19Besides, I think

00:18:20he's making

00:18:21a certain amount

00:18:21of sense.

00:18:22Well, like Hegel,

00:18:23logic from absurd premises.

00:18:25That Van Gogh.

00:18:26Well, he gave it to me.

00:18:28I was Jacques Bourne

00:18:30at the time.

00:18:31A pig farmer.

00:18:32A pig farmer?

00:18:35I like to work

00:18:35with my hands.

00:18:37He would come

00:18:37out to the place,

00:18:38paint,

00:18:39and we talked about

00:18:40capturing nature

00:18:41and art.

00:18:42Turner,

00:18:42Suzanne,

00:18:43Pizarro.

00:18:44Oh, then all the

00:18:45landscapes.

00:18:46Not in Van Gogh's time.

00:18:47Oh.

00:18:47He would have

00:18:48loved them, though.

00:18:49Yes.

00:18:50Well, I don't understand

00:18:51why you can't remember

00:18:53where you're from.

00:18:54Geography hasn't changed.

00:18:56I learned that

00:18:56in Professor Henry.

00:18:57Professor Henson

00:18:57stepped at lectures.

00:18:59But you're right.

00:19:00Where did you live

00:19:01when you were

00:19:01five years old?

00:19:03Little Rock.

00:19:04Your mother,

00:19:04she took you

00:19:04to the market?

00:19:05Mm-hmm.

00:19:06What direction

00:19:06was it from your house?

00:19:09I don't know.

00:19:10How far?

00:19:11Um, three blocks.

00:19:13Were there any

00:19:13references that

00:19:14stuck in your mind?

00:19:15Well, there was

00:19:16a gas station

00:19:17and a big field.

00:19:18I was told

00:19:19I could never

00:19:20go there alone.

00:19:21And if you went

00:19:21back there today,

00:19:22would it be the same?

00:19:24No.

00:19:25I'm sure it's all

00:19:26different and built up.

00:19:27That's the saying,

00:19:28you can't go home again

00:19:29because it isn't

00:19:30there anymore.

00:19:31Picture it on my scale.

00:19:32I migrated through

00:19:34an endless flat space

00:19:36full of endless

00:19:37new things.

00:19:39Forests,

00:19:40mountains,

00:19:41tundra,

00:19:42canyons.

00:19:43My memory

00:19:44sees what I saw then.

00:19:46My eye

00:19:47sees freeways,

00:19:50urban sprawl,

00:19:51Big Macs

00:19:51under the Eiffel Tower.

00:19:53Early on,

00:19:54the world got bigger

00:19:55and bigger

00:19:56and then

00:19:57think what I've

00:19:59had to unlearn.

00:20:00And now you're

00:20:01moving on.

00:20:02As Edith said,

00:20:03this talk of my

00:20:04not aging,

00:20:05when that happens,

00:20:06I move on.

00:20:08Well, it might make

00:20:09sense to

00:20:09set up your next

00:20:11identity,

00:20:12your next ten years

00:20:13and then just

00:20:13drop into it.

00:20:15I've done that

00:20:15a few times,

00:20:16even passed

00:20:17as my own son.

00:20:18Oh,

00:20:19you're an engineer

00:20:19too.

00:20:20You're Ben's son.

00:20:21He was a good man.

00:20:23Saves trouble

00:20:23with credentials

00:20:24and references.

00:20:25On the other hand,

00:20:26I've been busted

00:20:27a few times.

00:20:28It's been a year

00:20:29in jail,

00:20:30Belgium,

00:20:301862.

00:20:31I won't forget that.

00:20:33For faking a

00:20:33government application.

00:20:35When did you come

00:20:36to America?

00:20:371890,

00:20:38right after Van Gogh's

00:20:39death,

00:20:39with some French

00:20:40immigrants moving

00:20:41on.

00:20:46An answer

00:20:46for every question.

00:20:48Except one,

00:20:49John.

00:20:50Why are you

00:20:51doing this?

00:20:54A whim.

00:20:55Maybe not such

00:20:56a good idea.

00:20:56I wanted

00:20:58to say goodbye

00:21:00to you

00:21:01as me,

00:21:01not what you

00:21:02thought I was.

00:21:03Well,

00:21:04since this isn't funny,

00:21:05we think you might

00:21:06have a problem.

00:21:07A very serious

00:21:09problem.

00:21:10I've got boxes

00:21:11to move.

00:21:12I'll give you

00:21:13a hand.

00:21:15Wouldn't you have

00:21:16some relic,

00:21:19an artifact,

00:21:20a reminder

00:21:21of your early life?

00:21:22Like this,

00:21:23maybe?

00:21:24Thrift shop.

00:21:26Really?

00:21:28If you lived

00:21:29a hundred,

00:21:30a thousand years,

00:21:32would you still

00:21:34have this?

00:21:35What would cause

00:21:36you to keep it?

00:21:37Is it a memento

00:21:38to your beginnings,

00:21:39even if you didn't

00:21:39have the concept

00:21:40of beginnings?

00:21:42It would be gone.

00:21:44Lost.

00:21:46No,

00:21:47I don't have artifacts.

00:21:51Keep that.

00:21:52interesting.

00:21:57You could have lied

00:21:58about that.

00:21:59Don't talk about me

00:22:00while I'm gone.

00:22:10Is he serious?

00:22:12If he is,

00:22:13I'm sorry to say,

00:22:14he's...

00:22:15Oh,

00:22:16how could he have

00:22:16concealed that

00:22:17for ten years?

00:22:18At least he doesn't

00:22:18appear to be dangerous.

00:22:22What are you doing?

00:22:24Checking for a hidden

00:22:25mic.

00:22:26Candid camera.

00:22:29He's fabricating

00:22:29these wild stories.

00:22:31I've never seen him

00:22:31acting like this.

00:22:33Oh,

00:22:33it's crazy.

00:22:35All right.

00:22:36All right.

00:22:36Well,

00:22:36as soon as you can,

00:22:38then.

00:22:38I love you,

00:22:46you know.

00:22:48I know.

00:22:51Since my first week

00:22:52at the office.

00:22:58And?

00:22:59I care very much

00:23:01about you.

00:23:02But now you know

00:23:03what you'd be getting

00:23:04into.

00:23:05Do you really think

00:23:06you're a caveman?

00:23:07Do you?

00:23:14Could you love me?

00:23:16Why don't you

00:23:17believe in that anymore?

00:23:19I've gotten over it

00:23:20too many times.

00:23:23Fond of you?

00:23:26Certainly

00:23:27attracted to you.

00:23:31That's it?

00:23:32I can work with that.

00:23:40If what I'm saying

00:23:42is true,

00:23:43you and any

00:23:44children will age,

00:23:46I won't.

00:23:47And one day

00:23:48I'll leave.

00:23:49Talk about your

00:23:50May-December romances.

00:23:52The simple fact is

00:23:53I can't give you

00:23:54forever.

00:23:54How long is forever?

00:24:01Whoever really has it?

00:24:06My parents split up

00:24:08before I was born.

00:24:10Then my mom's

00:24:11next marriage

00:24:11lasted, what,

00:24:12a whole three years?

00:24:15Then there's death,

00:24:17illness,

00:24:17acts of God.

00:24:20No one knows

00:24:21how long they have.

00:24:24Or how little.

00:24:29I love you.

00:24:33Take whatever you can get.

00:24:34Like ten years?

00:24:46Jesus!

00:24:49Why did you do that?

00:24:52I wanted to see

00:24:52how fast you were.

00:24:54Check your reflexes.

00:24:55I don't have eyes

00:24:56in the back of my head.

00:24:57I can't hear a flea walking.

00:24:58I am not in any way

00:24:59Superman.

00:25:00Yeah.

00:25:01Well, I'm a second-degree

00:25:02black belt.

00:25:03Give it another

00:25:04thousand years.

00:25:07I got it,

00:25:08I got it,

00:25:08I got it.

00:25:10Jesus!

00:25:11Move demonstration, Harry.

00:25:13Sit on it, Dan.

00:25:16I still have questions.

00:25:17Yeah, I do too, John.

00:25:19I mean,

00:25:20are we done

00:25:21with prehistory yet?

00:25:22Remember any

00:25:23of your original language?

00:25:25A little.

00:25:25One thing

00:25:26hasn't changed much.

00:25:27Did you ever do

00:25:32any cave art?

00:25:33Do you know

00:25:34the rock art

00:25:34at Lezazie?

00:25:35Mm-hmm.

00:25:37It was the work

00:25:38of a man named

00:25:39Gural.

00:25:41He did a pretty good job.

00:25:43He would draw

00:25:44the animals

00:25:44that we

00:25:45hoped to find

00:25:46to eat.

00:25:48One day,

00:25:48after a fruitless hunt,

00:25:50our chief stomped

00:25:51his teeth out

00:25:52because his magic

00:25:53had failed him.

00:25:55After that,

00:25:55someone had to

00:25:56chew his food for him.

00:25:57Finally,

00:25:57he got, I suspect,

00:25:59an infected jaw.

00:26:01He was abandoned.

00:26:03That's awful.

00:26:05You have to know

00:26:06what to kill.

00:26:07Is this why

00:26:08all your students

00:26:08say your knowledge

00:26:09of history

00:26:10is so amazing?

00:26:12No,

00:26:12that's mostly

00:26:13based on study.

00:26:14Remember,

00:26:14it's one man,

00:26:16one place at a time.

00:26:18My solitary viewpoint

00:26:20of a world

00:26:21I knew almost

00:26:22nothing about.

00:26:23Well,

00:26:24let's talk about

00:26:24what you say

00:26:25you do know about.

00:26:27Historical times.

00:26:28Don't encourage him.

00:26:29You do.

00:26:31Next few thousand years,

00:26:32it got warmer.

00:26:33A few thousand years.

00:26:35See,

00:26:35now,

00:26:36I know you're guessing.

00:26:38You can't get there

00:26:39from here,

00:26:39Hart.

00:26:40Well,

00:26:40then,

00:26:41pray continue.

00:26:43We hunted

00:26:44reindeer,

00:26:45mammoths,

00:26:45bison,

00:26:47horses.

00:26:48The game retreated

00:26:49northward

00:26:49as the climate changed.

00:26:50You got the idea

00:26:51of growing food

00:26:52rather than gathering it,

00:26:54raising animals

00:26:55rather than hunting them.

00:26:56Am I getting warm here?

00:26:58I bet I am.

00:26:59Lakeside living

00:27:00becomes commonplace,

00:27:02fishing,

00:27:02fowling.

00:27:03Come on!

00:27:05John,

00:27:05this is out of

00:27:05any textbook.

00:27:07Even yours.

00:27:08You got most of it right.

00:27:10Eventually,

00:27:11I headed to the east.

00:27:12I'd grown curious

00:27:13about the world.

00:27:15I'd gotten the hang

00:27:15of going it alone,

00:27:17learning how to

00:27:18fit in

00:27:19when I wanted to.

00:27:20East,

00:27:22towards the rising sun.

00:27:24Yes.

00:27:25I thought it might

00:27:26be warmer there.

00:27:28That's

00:27:29what I saw

00:27:30on the ocean.

00:27:32Mediterranean,

00:27:33probably.

00:27:35It was around

00:27:35the beginning

00:27:36of the Bronze Age

00:27:37so I followed

00:27:38the trade routes

00:27:38from the east,

00:27:39copper, tin,

00:27:41learning languages

00:27:41as I went.

00:27:43Everywhere.

00:27:43creation,

00:27:45myths,

00:27:47new gods,

00:27:48so many,

00:27:50so different.

00:27:51I finally realized

00:27:52that it was

00:27:52probably all

00:27:54hogwash.

00:27:55So I was Sumerian

00:27:56for 2,000 years.

00:27:58Then finally Babylonian

00:27:59under Hammurabi,

00:28:00great man.

00:28:01And I sailed

00:28:02as a Phoenician

00:28:03for a time.

00:28:04See, moving on

00:28:05had been easier

00:28:06as a hunter-gatherer.

00:28:09Difficult

00:28:10when villages emerged.

00:28:12Tougher still

00:28:12in city-states

00:28:13where authority

00:28:13was centralized.

00:28:15Strangers

00:28:15were suspect.

00:28:17It seemed

00:28:18as though

00:28:18I was always

00:28:19moving on.

00:28:20I learned

00:28:21some new tricks.

00:28:23Even faked

00:28:23my death

00:28:24a couple of times.

00:28:27I continued

00:28:28east

00:28:28to India.

00:28:31Luckily

00:28:32at the time

00:28:32of

00:28:33the Buddha.

00:28:35Luckily.

00:28:35most extraordinary

00:28:39man I've ever

00:28:40known.

00:28:41He taught me

00:28:42things I'd never

00:28:43thought about

00:28:43before.

00:28:44You studied

00:28:45with the Buddha?

00:28:47Until he died.

00:28:50He knew there

00:28:50was something

00:28:51different about me.

00:28:53I never told him.

00:28:55This is fascinating.

00:28:56I almost wish

00:28:59it were true.

00:29:00If it was

00:29:02true

00:29:02why are you

00:29:03telling us?

00:29:04I mean

00:29:04we might

00:29:05leave here today

00:29:05we'll go out

00:29:06there and tell

00:29:06everybody.

00:29:07It would vanish

00:29:07in disbelief.

00:29:10A story that

00:29:10goes around

00:29:11the room.

00:29:12No credibility.

00:29:14Even if I

00:29:15could make you

00:29:15believe me

00:29:16in a month

00:29:18you wouldn't.

00:29:20Some of you

00:29:20would call me

00:29:21a psychopath

00:29:21others would

00:29:22be angry

00:29:23at a pointless

00:29:23joke.

00:29:24Well John

00:29:24some of us

00:29:25are angry

00:29:25now.

00:29:26This

00:29:26was a bad

00:29:28idea.

00:29:29I love you

00:29:30all and I

00:29:31do not want

00:29:31to put you

00:29:32through anything.

00:29:32Then why

00:29:33are you doing

00:29:33it?

00:29:35Because I

00:29:35wanted to

00:29:35say goodbye.

00:29:36As yourself.

00:29:37Well I think

00:29:37you've done

00:29:38that whoever

00:29:38that self

00:29:39is.

00:29:40Easy Edith

00:29:41for just

00:29:41grading his

00:29:42homework.

00:29:43I see

00:29:43what's going

00:29:44on.

00:29:44You're playing

00:29:44the good

00:29:44cop Dan.

00:29:45That's fine.

00:29:46Just enjoy

00:29:46it.

00:29:47I think

00:29:47this whole

00:29:47thing is

00:29:48just a

00:29:49crock.

00:29:50I should

00:29:50leave but

00:29:50I'm going

00:29:51to stay.

00:29:51You know

00:29:51why?

00:29:52Because I

00:29:52want to

00:29:52see what

00:29:53the hell

00:29:53this is

00:29:53all about.

00:29:54Yeah so

00:29:54do I.

00:29:54What is

00:29:55this all

00:29:55about?

00:29:55Well let's

00:29:56ask Dr.

00:29:56Freud who

00:29:57has just

00:29:57arrived.

00:29:58Hey Will.

00:29:59Will.

00:30:01Art.

00:30:03John.

00:30:05I'm glad

00:30:05I caught

00:30:06you.

00:30:06Someone

00:30:06mentioned

00:30:07that you

00:30:07were leaving

00:30:07today?

00:30:08Called

00:30:08you.

00:30:08Told

00:30:08you that

00:30:08I've

00:30:09lost

00:30:09it.

00:30:09Glad

00:30:10you're

00:30:10here.

00:30:10Things

00:30:10are

00:30:10going

00:30:11in

00:30:11unexpected

00:30:11directions.

00:30:12Yes so

00:30:13I hear.

00:30:14Hi.

00:30:15Are you

00:30:15hungry?

00:30:17Ah thank

00:30:17you now.

00:30:18Whiskey.

00:30:19Johnny Walker

00:30:19green.

00:30:21You look

00:30:26very familiar

00:30:27my dear.

00:30:27Linda Murphy.

00:30:28I'm in your

00:30:29Tuesday Psych

00:30:29One class

00:30:30Dr. Gruber.

00:30:31Ah well

00:30:32this lesson

00:30:32may be

00:30:33something I

00:30:34could not

00:30:34have imagined.

00:30:36I regret

00:30:37being so

00:30:38obvious

00:30:39about this

00:30:40John but

00:30:41these people

00:30:42are all

00:30:43very concerned

00:30:43for you.

00:30:44Yes I'm

00:30:45cutting out

00:30:46paper dinosaurs.

00:30:47I really

00:30:48wish I'd

00:30:49been here

00:30:49from the

00:30:49beginning.

00:30:50Me too.

00:30:51Let me

00:30:51just say

00:30:52something

00:30:52right now.

00:30:53I mean

00:30:53there's

00:30:53absolutely

00:30:54no way

00:30:55in the

00:30:55whole

00:30:55world

00:30:55for

00:30:55John

00:30:56to

00:30:56prove

00:30:57his

00:30:57story

00:30:57to

00:30:57us.

00:30:58Just like

00:30:58there's

00:30:59no way

00:30:59for us

00:30:59to

00:31:00disprove

00:31:01it.

00:31:01No matter

00:31:02how outrageous

00:31:03we think

00:31:03it is.

00:31:03No matter

00:31:04how highly

00:31:05trained

00:31:05some of us

00:31:06think we

00:31:06are.

00:31:07There's

00:31:07absolutely

00:31:07no way

00:31:08to disprove

00:31:08it.

00:31:09Our

00:31:09friend

00:31:09is

00:31:10either

00:31:10a

00:31:10caveman

00:31:11liar

00:31:12or nut.

00:31:13So while

00:31:14we're

00:31:14thinking

00:31:14about

00:31:15that

00:31:15why

00:31:15don't

00:31:15we

00:31:15just

00:31:16go

00:31:17with

00:31:17it.

00:31:18I mean

00:31:18hell

00:31:18who knows

00:31:19he might

00:31:19jolt us

00:31:20into believing

00:31:21him or

00:31:21we might

00:31:22jolt him

00:31:22back to

00:31:23reality.

00:31:23Believing

00:31:24who's

00:31:24reality?

00:31:26So

00:31:26you're a

00:31:27caveman.

00:31:28Yes

00:31:28I was

00:31:31a

00:31:32Cro-Magnon

00:31:32I think.

00:31:33You don't

00:31:33know if

00:31:34you're a

00:31:34caveman

00:31:34or not?

00:31:35Well no

00:31:35I'm sure

00:31:36about that.

00:31:37A

00:31:37Cro-Magnon

00:31:38then.

00:31:38When did

00:31:39you first

00:31:39realize

00:31:40this?

00:31:40When

00:31:41the

00:31:41Cro-Magnon

00:31:41was first

00:31:41identified.

00:31:43When

00:31:43anthropology

00:31:44gave them

00:31:44a name

00:31:45I had

00:31:45mine.

00:31:46Well

00:31:46please

00:31:47continue

00:31:48I'm sure

00:31:48you must

00:31:48have

00:31:49more

00:31:49to

00:31:49say.

00:31:50Would

00:31:50you like

00:31:50for me

00:31:50to lie

00:31:51on the

00:31:51couch

00:31:51doctor?

00:31:52As

00:31:53you

00:31:53wish.

00:31:56As

00:31:56a

00:31:56physician

00:31:57I'm

00:31:58curious

00:31:58in this

00:31:59enormous

00:32:00lifetime

00:32:01you

00:32:01describe

00:32:01have

00:32:02you

00:32:02ever

00:32:03been

00:32:03ill?

00:32:04Sure

00:32:04as much

00:32:05as anyone.

00:32:06Seriously

00:32:06ill?

00:32:07Sometime.

00:32:09Of what?

00:32:10Do you

00:32:10know?

00:32:11In

00:32:11prehistory

00:32:11I can't

00:32:12tell you.

00:32:12Maybe

00:32:13pneumonia

00:32:13once or

00:32:13twice.

00:32:16Last

00:32:16few hundred

00:32:16years

00:32:17I've

00:32:18gotten

00:32:18over

00:32:18typhoid

00:32:19yellow

00:32:20fever

00:32:20smallpox

00:32:22I

00:32:23survived

00:32:23with the

00:32:23black

00:32:23plague.

00:32:24Bubonic

00:32:24well

00:32:25that's

00:32:26terrible.

00:32:27More so

00:32:27than

00:32:28smallpox

00:32:30but

00:32:31you're

00:32:31not

00:32:31scarred.

00:32:32I

00:32:32don't

00:32:32scar.

00:32:33No

00:32:33John

00:32:34that

00:32:34is

00:32:34not

00:32:34possible.

00:32:34Please

00:32:35let's

00:32:35take

00:32:35John's

00:32:36story

00:32:36at

00:32:36face

00:32:36value

00:32:37and

00:32:37explore

00:32:37it

00:32:37from

00:32:38that

00:32:38perspective.

00:32:39If

00:32:39he

00:32:39doesn't

00:32:40scar

00:32:40it's

00:32:41no

00:32:41stranger

00:32:41than

00:32:41the

00:32:42rest

00:32:42of it.

00:32:42John

00:32:42would

00:32:43you

00:32:43please

00:32:43stop

00:32:43by

00:32:44my

00:32:44lab

00:32:44before

00:32:44you

00:32:44take

00:32:44off

00:32:45suffer

00:32:45a few

00:32:45tests

00:32:46from

00:32:46your

00:32:46friendly

00:32:47neighborhood

00:32:47biologist.

00:32:48I'm

00:32:49leery

00:32:49of labs

00:32:49afraid

00:32:50I might

00:32:50go in

00:32:51and stay

00:32:51for a

00:32:51thousand

00:32:51years

00:32:52while

00:32:52cigarette

00:32:52smoking

00:32:53men

00:32:53try to

00:32:53figure

00:32:53me

00:32:54out.

00:32:54You

00:32:54don't

00:32:54think

00:32:54that

00:32:55I

00:32:55would

00:32:55betray

00:32:55you

00:32:55in

00:32:55any

00:32:56way?

00:32:56No

00:32:56walls

00:32:57have ears.

00:32:58Medical

00:32:58tests

00:32:58might be

00:32:59a way

00:32:59of proving

00:32:59what you

00:32:59say.

00:33:00I

00:33:00don't

00:33:01want

00:33:01to

00:33:01prove

00:33:01it.

00:33:02So

00:33:02you're

00:33:02telling

00:33:02us

00:33:02this

00:33:02the

00:33:03yarn

00:33:03of

00:33:03the

00:33:03century

00:33:03and

00:33:04you

00:33:04don't

00:33:04care

00:33:04if

00:33:04we

00:33:04believe

00:33:05it

00:33:05or

00:33:05not?

00:33:05I

00:33:05guess

00:33:05I

00:33:06shouldn't

00:33:06have

00:33:06expected

00:33:06you

00:33:06to.

00:33:07You're

00:33:07not as

00:33:07crazy

00:33:08as

00:33:08you

00:33:08think

00:33:08I

00:33:09am.

00:33:09Amen.

00:33:10I've

00:33:10always

00:33:11liked

00:33:11you.

00:33:12Well

00:33:12thank

00:33:12you

00:33:12dear.

00:33:13No

00:33:13that's

00:33:13changing.

00:33:14Oh

00:33:14surely

00:33:15you

00:33:15don't

00:33:15believe

00:33:15this

00:33:15nonsense.

00:33:16I

00:33:16think

00:33:16we

00:33:16should

00:33:16remain

00:33:17courteous

00:33:17to

00:33:17someone

00:33:17who

00:33:18we've

00:33:18known

00:33:18and

00:33:18trusted

00:33:18Edith.

00:33:19Here

00:33:20you

00:33:20said

00:33:20you

00:33:21can't

00:33:21break

00:33:21his

00:33:21story.

00:33:23All

00:33:23you

00:33:23can

00:33:23do

00:33:23is

00:33:23thumb

00:33:24your

00:33:24nose

00:33:24at

00:33:24it.

00:33:25Is

00:33:25that

00:33:25what

00:33:25you're

00:33:25doing

00:33:26John?

00:33:27Are

00:33:27you

00:33:27laughing

00:33:28at

00:33:28us

00:33:28inside?

00:33:29I

00:33:29wish

00:33:29you

00:33:29didn't

00:33:29feel

00:33:29that

00:33:30way.

00:33:30Well

00:33:30what

00:33:30you're

00:33:31saying

00:33:31it

00:33:31offends

00:33:32common

00:33:32sense.

00:33:33So

00:33:33does

00:33:33relativity.

00:33:35Quantum

00:33:35mechanics.

00:33:35That's

00:33:36the way

00:33:36nature

00:33:36works.

00:33:38But

00:33:38your

00:33:38story

00:33:39doesn't

00:33:40fit

00:33:40into

00:33:40nature

00:33:40as

00:33:41we

00:33:41know

00:33:41it.

00:33:42But

00:33:42we

00:33:42know

00:33:42so

00:33:42little

00:33:42Dan.

00:33:44We

00:33:44know

00:33:45so

00:33:45little.

00:33:46I

00:33:46mean

00:33:46how

00:33:46many

00:33:46of

00:33:46you

00:33:46know

00:33:46five

00:33:47geniuses

00:33:47in

00:33:47your

00:33:48field

00:33:48that

00:33:48you

00:33:48disagree

00:33:48with?

00:33:49One

00:33:50you

00:33:50would

00:33:50like

00:33:50strangle

00:33:51strangle

00:33:52them

00:33:52all.

00:33:53Damn it

00:33:53Dan.

00:33:53It's

00:33:53bad

00:33:54enough

00:33:54we

00:33:54have

00:33:54to

00:33:54listen

00:33:54to

00:33:55Harry's

00:33:55idiotic

00:33:55jokes.

00:33:56Thank

00:33:56you

00:33:56very

00:33:56much

00:33:57Edith.

00:33:57Maybe

00:33:57when

00:33:57I'm

00:33:57110

00:33:58I'll

00:33:58be

00:33:58as

00:33:58smart

00:33:59as

00:33:59you

00:33:59are.

00:33:59If

00:33:59you

00:33:59lived

00:34:00as

00:34:00long

00:34:00as

00:34:00John

00:34:01did

00:34:01you

00:34:01still

00:34:01wouldn't

00:34:01grow

00:34:02up.

00:34:02Oh

00:34:02come

00:34:03on

00:34:03guys

00:34:03take

00:34:03it

00:34:04easy.

00:34:04How

00:34:05often

00:34:05do

00:34:05we

00:34:05get

00:34:05to

00:34:06meet

00:34:06someone

00:34:06who

00:34:07says

00:34:07he's

00:34:07a

00:34:07stone

00:34:08age

00:34:09man.

00:34:10He

00:34:10wants

00:34:11us

00:34:11enough.

00:34:12Edith.

00:34:13All

00:34:14right

00:34:14a guy

00:34:14with

00:34:14your

00:34:15mind

00:34:15you

00:34:15would

00:34:15have

00:34:16studied

00:34:16a

00:34:16great

00:34:16deal.

00:34:17I

00:34:18have

00:34:1810

00:34:18degrees

00:34:18including

00:34:19all

00:34:19of

00:34:20yours.

00:34:21Except

00:34:21yours

00:34:21well.

00:34:23That

00:34:23makes

00:34:24me

00:34:24feel

00:34:24a

00:34:24trifle

00:34:24Lilliputian.

00:34:25That's

00:34:26over

00:34:26the

00:34:26span

00:34:26of

00:34:26170

00:34:27years.

00:34:28I

00:34:28got

00:34:28my

00:34:28biology

00:34:29degree

00:34:29at

00:34:29Oxford

00:34:29in

00:34:301840.

00:34:31So

00:34:31I'm

00:34:31a

00:34:31little

00:34:32behind

00:34:32the

00:34:32times.

00:34:34The

00:34:34same

00:34:34in

00:34:34other

00:34:34areas.

00:34:34I

00:34:35can't

00:34:35keep

00:34:35up

00:34:35with

00:34:35the

00:34:35new

00:34:35stuff

00:34:36that

00:34:36comes

00:34:36along.

00:34:37No

00:34:37one

00:34:37can.

00:34:38Not

00:34:38even

00:34:38in

00:34:38their

00:34:38specialty.

00:34:39So

00:34:39much

00:34:40for

00:34:40the

00:34:40myth

00:34:40of

00:34:40super

00:34:41wise

00:34:41all

00:34:41knowing

00:34:42immortal.

00:34:42I

00:34:43see

00:34:43your

00:34:43point

00:34:43Todd.

00:34:45No

00:34:45matter

00:34:45how

00:34:45long

00:34:46a

00:34:46man

00:34:46lives

00:34:46he

00:34:46can't

00:34:47be

00:34:47in

00:34:47advance

00:34:47of

00:34:47his

00:34:47times.

00:34:48He

00:34:49can't

00:34:49know

00:34:49more

00:34:49than

00:34:49the

00:34:50best

00:34:50of

00:34:50the

00:34:50race

00:34:51knows.

00:34:51If

00:34:51that

00:34:52then

00:34:53when

00:34:53the

00:34:53world

00:34:53learned

00:34:53it

00:34:53was

00:34:54around

00:34:54you

00:34:54learned

00:34:54it.

00:34:56It

00:34:56took

00:34:56some

00:34:56time.

00:34:57News

00:34:57traveled

00:34:57slowly

00:34:58before

00:34:58communications

00:34:59were

00:34:59fancy.

00:35:00There

00:35:00were

00:35:01social

00:35:01obstacles,

00:35:03preconceptions,

00:35:05screams

00:35:05from the

00:35:05church.

00:35:06Ten

00:35:06doctorates.

00:35:07That's

00:35:07impressive

00:35:08job.

00:35:08Did

00:35:08you

00:35:08teach

00:35:09them?

00:35:09Some?

00:35:10You

00:35:11might

00:35:11have

00:35:11all

00:35:11done

00:35:11the

00:35:11same.

00:35:13Living

00:35:1314,000

00:35:14years

00:35:14didn't

00:35:14make

00:35:14me

00:35:14a

00:35:15genius.

00:35:16I

00:35:16just

00:35:16had

00:35:16time.

00:35:18Time.

00:35:19We

00:35:19can't

00:35:20see

00:35:20it.

00:35:20We

00:35:20can't

00:35:20hear

00:35:20it.

00:35:21We

00:35:21can't

00:35:21weigh

00:35:21it.

00:35:21We

00:35:24it's

00:35:25our

00:35:25subjective

00:35:25sense

00:35:26of

00:35:26becoming

00:35:27what

00:35:27we

00:35:28are.

00:35:29Instead

00:35:29of

00:35:29what

00:35:30we

00:35:30were

00:35:30a

00:35:31nanosecond

00:35:31ago

00:35:32becoming

00:35:32what

00:35:32we

00:35:32will

00:35:33be

00:35:33in

00:35:33another

00:35:33nanosecond.

00:35:34The whole

00:35:35BC time

00:35:35is a

00:35:36landscape

00:35:36existing

00:35:37before

00:35:37and

00:35:38behind

00:35:38us

00:35:38and

00:35:38we

00:35:39move

00:35:39through

00:35:40it

00:35:40slice

00:35:42by

00:35:42slice.

00:35:43Clocks

00:35:43measure

00:35:44time.

00:35:44They

00:35:45measure

00:35:45themselves.

00:35:46The

00:35:46objective

00:35:46referent

00:35:47of a

00:35:47clock

00:35:47is

00:35:47another

00:35:48clock.

00:35:48Very

00:35:48interesting.

00:35:49What

00:35:49has it

00:35:49got

00:35:49to

00:35:49do

00:35:50with

00:35:50John?

00:35:50He

00:35:51might

00:35:52be

00:35:52a

00:35:52man

00:35:52who

00:35:53lives

00:35:54outside

00:35:56of

00:35:56time

00:35:56as

00:35:56we

00:35:57know

00:35:57it.

00:36:00Yes,

00:36:01well,

00:36:02people

00:36:03do

00:36:03go

00:36:03around

00:36:04armed

00:36:04these

00:36:05days.

00:36:05If

00:36:05I

00:36:06shot

00:36:06you,

00:36:06John,

00:36:07you're

00:36:08immortal.

00:36:09Would

00:36:09you

00:36:09survive

00:36:10this?

00:36:11I never

00:36:11said I

00:36:12was

00:36:12immortal,

00:36:12just

00:36:12old.

00:36:14I

00:36:14might

00:36:14die,

00:36:15and

00:36:15then you

00:36:16could

00:36:16wander

00:36:16the

00:36:16rest

00:36:16of

00:36:16your

00:36:17incarcerated

00:36:17life

00:36:17for

00:36:18what

00:36:18you

00:36:18shot.

00:36:20Oh,

00:36:21may I?

00:36:22preferable

00:36:26to

00:36:26a

00:36:26gun.

00:36:27Well,

00:36:28that was

00:36:28a bit

00:36:29much.

00:36:30Ooh,

00:36:31books,

00:36:33doctorates.

00:36:35Yes,

00:36:35you have

00:36:36grown

00:36:36and

00:36:37changed,

00:36:38but

00:36:39there

00:36:39is

00:36:39always

00:36:39innate

00:36:40nature.

00:36:42Wouldn't

00:36:42you be

00:36:42more

00:36:42comfortable

00:36:43squatting

00:36:43in the

00:36:44backyard?

00:36:45Sometimes

00:36:45I do,

00:36:45well,

00:36:46look up

00:36:47at the

00:36:47stars,

00:36:48wonder.

00:36:49And

00:36:49what did

00:36:49primitive

00:36:49man

00:36:50make

00:36:50of them?

00:36:50a

00:36:51great

00:36:52mystery.

00:36:53There

00:36:54were

00:36:54gods

00:36:54up

00:36:54there

00:36:54that

00:36:55shamans

00:36:56who knew

00:36:56about

00:36:57them

00:36:57told

00:36:57us.

00:36:58They

00:36:58still

00:36:59do.

00:37:01Have

00:37:01you

00:37:01ever

00:37:01wished

00:37:02it

00:37:02would

00:37:02end?

00:37:05No.

00:37:0614,000

00:37:07years.

00:37:09Injuries,

00:37:10illness,

00:37:10disasters.

00:37:12You've

00:37:12survived

00:37:13them all.

00:37:14You're

00:37:14a very

00:37:15lucky

00:37:15man.

00:37:16come

00:37:22in.

00:37:26John

00:37:26Oldman?

00:37:27Yes.

00:37:28Charity

00:37:28now.

00:37:29We're here

00:37:29to pick up

00:37:29the furniture.

00:37:30It's all

00:37:31yours.

00:37:32Here,

00:37:33take this

00:37:33chair.

00:37:33I'm gonna

00:37:34go drink

00:37:34in the

00:37:35corner.

00:37:37You're

00:37:37donating

00:37:39it?

00:37:40Everything?

00:37:41I'll get

00:37:41more.

00:37:42He always

00:37:42traveled his

00:37:43life.

00:37:43It's

00:37:44the only

00:37:44way

00:37:44to

00:37:44move.

00:37:49You've

00:37:49talked a

00:37:50good deal

00:37:51about your

00:37:51extraordinary

00:37:52amount of

00:37:53living.

00:37:54What do

00:37:54you think

00:37:55of dying,

00:37:56John?

00:37:56Do you

00:37:57fear death?

00:37:58Who

00:37:58wouldn't?

00:37:59How did

00:37:59primitive

00:38:00man regard

00:38:01death?

00:38:02We had

00:38:02the practical

00:38:03concept.

00:38:04Stopped,

00:38:05fell down,

00:38:06didn't get

00:38:06up.

00:38:08Started

00:38:08to smell

00:38:08bad,

00:38:08come

00:38:09apart.

00:38:10Injuries

00:38:11we could

00:38:11understand if

00:38:12someone's

00:38:12insides were

00:38:13all over

00:38:13the ground.

00:38:15Infections.

00:38:17They were

00:38:18mysterious.

00:38:21Aging.

00:38:23Biggest

00:38:23mystery of

00:38:24all.

00:38:24You

00:38:24realize you

00:38:25were

00:38:26different?

00:38:27Longer to

00:38:27realize how

00:38:28I was

00:38:28different.

00:38:30To find

00:38:30a way to

00:38:30synthesize my

00:38:31experience into

00:38:32a view of

00:38:33myself.

00:38:34At first I

00:38:35thought everybody

00:38:36had something

00:38:37wrong with

00:38:37them.

00:38:38They got

00:38:39old, they

00:38:39died.

00:38:40Animals

00:38:40too.

00:38:42But not

00:38:42me.

00:38:46Oh,

00:38:46forgive me

00:38:48my dear.

00:38:49You live

00:38:50simply.

00:38:50I've owned

00:38:51castles but

00:38:51why leave a

00:38:53lot if you're

00:38:53always leaving?

00:38:54I have

00:38:55money.

00:38:55What'd you

00:38:56get into

00:38:56AT&T at

00:38:5750 cents,

00:38:57John?

00:38:58As one

00:39:01grows older,

00:39:02the days,

00:39:04weeks,

00:39:05months go

00:39:06by more

00:39:07quickly.

00:39:07What does a

00:39:08day or a

00:39:10year or a

00:39:12century mean to

00:39:13you?

00:39:14The birth-death

00:39:14cycle?

00:39:16Turbulence.

00:39:17I meet

00:39:18someone.

00:39:19When the names

00:39:20say a word,

00:39:20they're gone.

00:39:22Others come

00:39:23like waves,

00:39:25rise, fall.

00:39:26ripples in a

00:39:29wheat field

00:39:29blown by the

00:39:29wind.

00:39:30You ever

00:39:31get tired of

00:39:32it all?

00:39:32I get bored

00:39:33now and

00:39:34then.

00:39:34They keep

00:39:34making the

00:39:35same stupid

00:39:36mistakes over

00:39:37and over.

00:39:38They?

00:39:39Then you see

00:39:40yourself as

00:39:41separate from

00:39:42the rest of

00:39:42humanity.

00:39:44I didn't mean

00:39:45it that way.

00:39:47But of

00:39:48course, I

00:39:50am.

00:39:52Are you

00:39:53comfortable

00:39:53knowing that

00:39:54you have lived

00:39:55while everyone

00:39:56you knew,

00:39:57everyone you

00:39:58knew, John,

00:39:59has died?

00:40:00I've regretted

00:40:01losing people.

00:40:02Often.

00:40:03Have you ever

00:40:03felt guilt about

00:40:04that?

00:40:05Something akin

00:40:06to survivor's guilt?

00:40:08In a strict

00:40:08psychological sense?

00:40:09I suppose I

00:40:10have.

00:40:11Yeah.

00:40:14Well, what

00:40:15can I do

00:40:15about it?

00:40:18Indeed.

00:40:20I'm sorry,

00:40:21man.

00:40:22Gentlemen,

00:40:23I'm going to

00:40:24keep the

00:40:24couch.

00:40:25Thanks.

00:40:26Ladies?

00:40:27Will?

00:40:27Oh, no.

00:40:28You've got a

00:40:28heart condition?

00:40:29Don't grump

00:40:29about it.

00:40:31Hey, how

00:40:31about changing

00:40:31the subject,

00:40:32Will?

00:40:32Enough with

00:40:33the dye?

00:40:34But this

00:40:35is the flip

00:40:35side of

00:40:36his coin,

00:40:37Harry.

00:40:38I'm very

00:40:38curious to

00:40:39know his

00:40:40feelings.

00:40:41Would you

00:40:41prefer I

00:40:42asked him

00:40:42about his

00:40:42father?

00:40:43I thought

00:40:44you always

00:40:44started with

00:40:44tell me

00:40:44about your

00:40:45mother.

00:40:46Yes, but

00:40:46prehistory was

00:40:48strongly

00:40:48patriarchal.

00:40:50Surely you

00:40:51remember your

00:40:51father.

00:40:52I seem to

00:40:53remember a

00:40:54figure.

00:40:56Perhaps an

00:40:56older brother,

00:40:57a social

00:40:58father, maybe.

00:40:59Well, no

00:40:59matter.

00:41:01I could

00:41:01scarcely

00:41:02remember mine.

00:41:04Do you

00:41:05feel a

00:41:06vacancy in

00:41:07your life

00:41:07about that,

00:41:08John?

00:41:09Something you

00:41:10wish could be

00:41:10filled by a

00:41:11face, a

00:41:12voice, an

00:41:13image?

00:41:16Not at

00:41:17this late

00:41:17day.

00:41:18There must

00:41:18be someone,

00:41:19probably many,

00:41:20that you

00:41:20valued intensely,

00:41:22loved.

00:41:24You saw

00:41:24them age and

00:41:25die.

00:41:27A friend,

00:41:27a colleague,

00:41:28a wife.

00:41:31Certainly

00:41:31you've had

00:41:32wives and

00:41:33children.

00:41:34I'd move

00:41:34on.

00:41:35I had to

00:41:36move on.

00:41:37Making him

00:41:37history's

00:41:38biggest bigamist.

00:41:40Have you

00:41:41ever in your

00:41:41life thought

00:41:42it should

00:41:44have been

00:41:44me?

00:41:47Maybe.

00:41:48Your art

00:41:49has told me

00:41:50that some of

00:41:50your early

00:41:51fellows feared

00:41:51you were

00:41:52stealing their

00:41:53lives.

00:41:54Have you

00:41:55thought that

00:41:56perhaps you

00:41:56were?

00:41:57Perhaps you

00:41:58are.

00:41:59There have

00:41:59always been

00:42:00legends of

00:42:01such a thing

00:42:01a creature,

00:42:02not quite

00:42:03human,

00:42:04taking not

00:42:05the blood

00:42:06but the

00:42:06life force

00:42:07itself?

00:42:08My God,

00:42:09Will.

00:42:09Unconsciously,

00:42:11perhaps,

00:42:12by some

00:42:12biological or

00:42:14psychic mechanism

00:42:16that we can

00:42:16only guess at?

00:42:18I'm not saying

00:42:18you would do

00:42:19such a thing

00:42:19deliberately.

00:42:20I'm not saying

00:42:21that you would

00:42:22even know

00:42:22how to,

00:42:24would you?

00:42:24but would

00:42:28such a thing

00:42:28be fair?

00:42:29So you

00:42:30believe me

00:42:30then?

00:42:31I'm only

00:42:31exploring what

00:42:33you have said.

00:42:35Whether I

00:42:35believe it or

00:42:36not is of no

00:42:37importance.

00:42:38We will die.

00:42:40You will

00:42:41live.

00:42:42Will you

00:42:42come to my

00:42:43funeral,

00:42:43John?

00:42:44It will.

00:42:45You've gone

00:42:46too far.

00:42:47John didn't

00:42:47ask to be

00:42:48what he is.

00:42:49And we

00:42:49did not ask

00:42:50to hear about

00:42:51it.

00:42:52But if it

00:42:53were true,

00:42:53is there one

00:42:54among us

00:42:55who would

00:42:55not feel

00:42:55envy?

00:42:57Even perhaps

00:42:58a touch

00:42:58of hatred?

00:43:00You told

00:43:01us of

00:43:01yourself,

00:43:02John.

00:43:03Can you

00:43:03imagine how

00:43:04we feel?

00:43:05I never

00:43:05thought of

00:43:06that.

00:43:06Since you

00:43:07may not

00:43:08die,

00:43:09while me

00:43:10most assuredly

00:43:11will,

00:43:12there must

00:43:12be a reason

00:43:13for that,

00:43:13no?

00:43:14Perhaps

00:43:15you are an

00:43:15expert.

00:43:18That's it,

00:43:18Mr. Oldman.

00:43:19Have a good

00:43:19one.

00:43:21You too.

00:43:23Or are

00:43:26you a vampire,

00:43:27John?

00:43:28Even an

00:43:29unknowing

00:43:30one?

00:43:31Do you

00:43:31stand alive

00:43:32and tall

00:43:33in a graveyard

00:43:34that you

00:43:34helped to

00:43:35fill?

00:43:35That's

00:43:35going too

00:43:36far.

00:43:36Bored,

00:43:37perhaps lonely

00:43:38because your

00:43:39heart cannot

00:43:40keep its

00:43:40treasures.

00:43:42Is that

00:43:43what you're

00:43:43doing?

00:43:45Have you

00:43:45led a

00:43:46wrongful

00:43:46life?

00:43:48Well,

00:43:48then,

00:43:49perhaps,

00:43:51it is

00:43:51time to

00:43:52die.

00:43:54Oh,

00:43:55wait a

00:43:55minute.

00:43:56Now,

00:43:56look,

00:43:56I don't

00:43:57know what

00:43:57John is

00:43:57doing,

00:43:58but I

00:43:58sure as

00:43:59hell don't

00:43:59like what

00:43:59you're

00:44:00doing.

00:44:00Now,

00:44:00you give

00:44:00me that

00:44:01gun or

00:44:01I'm

00:44:01gonna break

00:44:02your

00:44:02goddamn

00:44:02arm.

00:44:03You

00:44:03sound

00:44:03like

00:44:04our

00:44:04football

00:44:04coach,

00:44:05Dan.

00:44:06What

00:44:06do you

00:44:07think,

00:44:07John?

00:44:08A shot

00:44:08to the

00:44:09arm?

00:44:10Perhaps

00:44:11we could

00:44:12watch it

00:44:12heal?

00:44:13A bullet

00:44:14in the

00:44:14head?

00:44:16What

00:44:16exactly

00:44:16will

00:44:17happen?

00:44:23I

00:44:24have

00:44:24papers

00:44:24to

00:44:25correct.

00:44:25As

00:44:26much

00:44:26as I

00:44:26dislike

00:44:27that

00:44:27job,

00:44:28it

00:44:29will

00:44:29be

00:44:29preferable

00:44:30to

00:44:30this.

00:44:32I

00:44:33leave

00:44:33you

00:44:33with

00:44:34it.

00:44:34Jesus

00:44:38Christ.

00:44:40What

00:44:40the hell

00:44:41was that

00:44:41all about?

00:44:41Where'd he

00:44:41get a gun?

00:44:43We had

00:44:43you on

00:44:43the ropes,

00:44:44John.

00:44:44You're

00:44:44really so

00:44:45damn

00:44:45smart.

00:44:46It's

00:44:46not like

00:44:46Will.

00:44:49Mary

00:44:49passed

00:44:50away

00:44:50yesterday.

00:44:54Who?

00:44:56His

00:44:56wife.

00:44:58She

00:44:58had

00:44:59pancreatic

00:45:00cancer.

00:45:02Will.

00:45:04I

00:45:05didn't

00:45:05know

00:45:05about

00:45:06Mary.

00:45:07I'm

00:45:07sorry.

00:45:08I can

00:45:08see how

00:45:08this

00:45:08might

00:45:09have

00:45:09hit

00:45:09you.

00:45:10Please.

00:45:11Permit

00:45:12me to

00:45:12be

00:45:12infantile

00:45:13by

00:45:13myself.

00:45:14Will.

00:45:15Please.

00:45:33What

00:45:33the hell

00:45:33were you

00:45:33thinking,

00:45:34art?

00:45:34Oh,

00:45:34come on,

00:45:35something

00:45:35had to

00:45:36be done.

00:45:36I have

00:45:37to say

00:45:37I agree.

00:45:38And

00:45:38he's

00:45:38our

00:45:39friend.

00:45:40Whatever

00:45:40else on

00:45:40earth is

00:45:41going on,

00:45:42he's our

00:45:42friend.

00:45:42You sure

00:45:43about that?

00:45:43Why the

00:45:44hell are

00:45:44you being

00:45:44so hard

00:45:44on him,

00:45:45Edith?

00:45:45One of

00:45:46my favorite

00:45:46people has

00:45:47disappeared.

00:45:49Can you

00:45:49get

00:45:50Alzheimer's

00:45:50at 35?

00:45:52Maybe

00:45:53I'm

00:45:53trying to

00:45:53wake him

00:45:54up.

00:45:56Maybe

00:45:56I'm

00:45:57too

00:45:57sad

00:45:57to

00:45:57cry.

00:45:58what I

00:46:03said

00:46:03about

00:46:03myself

00:46:04hurt him.

00:46:06He

00:46:06struck

00:46:06back.

00:46:07Expertly.

00:46:08That stuff

00:46:09about stealing

00:46:09life forces?

00:46:11I've always

00:46:12wondered about

00:46:12the reasons.

00:46:12Well,

00:46:21still have

00:46:22an afternoon

00:46:22to kill,

00:46:23right?

00:46:26Charades?

00:46:30No,

00:46:31John,

00:46:31I have a

00:46:32charade and

00:46:33it's just

00:46:33for you.

00:46:34All right?

00:46:34Sandy,

00:46:34come here.

00:46:35No,

00:46:35come on,

00:46:36come on,

00:46:36come on.

00:46:36Come on.

00:46:37Okay,

00:46:37this one's

00:46:38for you.

00:46:38All right?

00:46:39Ready?

00:46:39my first

00:46:56wedding.

00:46:57There you

00:46:57go.

00:46:58There you

00:46:58go.

00:47:00Very good.

00:47:00And I bet

00:47:01at least one

00:47:01of us is

00:47:02your direct

00:47:03descendant.

00:47:03And I'd

00:47:04even send

00:47:04a Christmas

00:47:04card.

00:47:05Christmas

00:47:05card?

00:47:05What about

00:47:06a birthday

00:47:06card?

00:47:07And don't

00:47:08even get me

00:47:08started on

00:47:08the candles

00:47:09with the

00:47:10blowing

00:47:10and the

00:47:11for years

00:47:12with the

00:47:13blowing?

00:47:15Yeah,

00:47:16all right,

00:47:16I tried.

00:47:18Well,

00:47:19call me

00:47:20underdeveloped,

00:47:21but I'd

00:47:22like to

00:47:22hear more.

00:47:25Me too.

00:47:27More.

00:47:28Do you

00:47:29double damn

00:47:29swear this

00:47:30isn't some

00:47:30cockamamie

00:47:30science fiction

00:47:31story you're

00:47:32pulling on

00:47:33us?

00:47:34Next

00:47:35question.

00:47:36You

00:47:37realize this

00:47:38is an

00:47:39invitation

00:47:39to men

00:47:39in white

00:47:40suits

00:47:40with happy

00:47:41pillows.

00:47:42Think

00:47:42about it,

00:47:42a mechanism

00:47:43allowing

00:47:44survival

00:47:44for thousands

00:47:45of years?

00:47:46Run out

00:47:47of room

00:47:47even faster.

00:47:48Well,

00:47:48then we'd

00:47:48have to

00:47:49go to

00:47:49Mars

00:47:49as a

00:47:50colony

00:47:50as we

00:47:50expand it

00:47:51as we'd

00:47:51have to.

00:47:52I'd like

00:47:53that.

00:47:54On a

00:47:55planet of

00:47:55another

00:47:55star.

00:47:56I envy

00:47:57you.

00:47:58Did he

00:47:59have a pet

00:47:59dinosaur?

00:48:01They were

00:48:01a little bit

00:48:02before my

00:48:02time.

00:48:03At least

00:48:03something is.

00:48:04I doubt you

00:48:04could give us

00:48:05a thousand

00:48:05details,

00:48:06John,

00:48:06corroborating

00:48:07your story,

00:48:08from the

00:48:08Madeline to

00:48:09the Buddha

00:48:10to now.

00:48:10Ten thousand.

00:48:12And you

00:48:12could say

00:48:12out of the

00:48:12books.

00:48:14It's getting

00:48:15chilly.

00:48:16Here,

00:48:16over here,

00:48:17join me.

00:48:20That raises

00:48:22an interesting

00:48:23question,

00:48:24John.

00:48:24Could it

00:48:24be others

00:48:25like you

00:48:25who escaped

00:48:26the aging

00:48:27process that

00:48:27you have?

00:48:28Representing

00:48:28something

00:48:28terrific we

00:48:29don't even

00:48:29know about

00:48:30biology.

00:48:30Learning

00:48:31all the

00:48:31time.

00:48:31Yeah,

00:48:32but how

00:48:32would he

00:48:32know?

00:48:32He

00:48:32doesn't

00:48:32wear an

00:48:33armband,

00:48:33an ID

00:48:33badge,

00:48:34saying

00:48:34yabba-dabba-doo.

00:48:36There was

00:48:37a man in

00:48:37the 1600s

00:48:38that I met.

00:48:39Where were

00:48:39you in 1292

00:48:40AD?

00:48:42Where were

00:48:42you a year

00:48:43ago on

00:48:43this date?

00:48:47Anyway,

00:48:48it was the

00:48:481600s.

00:48:49I met a

00:48:49man and I

00:48:49had a hunch

00:48:50that he

00:48:50was like

00:48:52me,

00:48:53so I

00:48:53told him.

00:48:54Ah,

00:48:55see,

00:48:56you said

00:48:57this was

00:48:57a first.

00:48:58I forgot.

00:48:59A crack

00:48:59in your

00:49:00storytime.

00:49:00A touch

00:49:01of senility.

00:49:03Anyway,

00:49:04he said

00:49:04yes,

00:49:05but from

00:49:05another time,

00:49:06another place.

00:49:07We talked

00:49:07for two

00:49:08days.

00:49:09It was

00:49:09all pretty

00:49:10convincing,

00:49:10but we

00:49:11couldn't be

00:49:11sure.

00:49:12We each

00:49:13confirmed

00:49:13what the

00:49:14others said,

00:49:14but how

00:49:15did we

00:49:15know if

00:49:15the

00:49:15confirmation

00:49:15was

00:49:16genuine

00:49:16or an

00:49:18echo?

00:49:19I knew

00:49:20I was

00:49:20kosher,

00:49:21but I

00:49:22thought,

00:49:22maybe he's

00:49:23playing a

00:49:23game on

00:49:24me,

00:49:25you know,

00:49:25a scholar

00:49:26of all

00:49:26we spoke

00:49:26about.

00:49:28He said

00:49:29he was

00:49:29inclined to

00:49:29the same

00:49:30reservation.

00:49:31Oh,

00:49:31that's

00:49:31interesting.

00:49:32Just as we

00:49:33could never

00:49:33be sure,

00:49:34even if we

00:49:35wanted to.

00:49:36I mean,

00:49:36if we

00:49:36were sure,

00:49:37you couldn't

00:49:38be sure of

00:49:38that.

00:49:39We parted

00:49:40agreeing to

00:49:41keep in

00:49:41touch.

00:49:41Of course,

00:49:42we didn't.

00:49:43And 200

00:49:44years later,

00:49:44I thought I

00:49:45saw him at a

00:49:45train station

00:49:46in Brussels.

00:49:48Lost him

00:49:48in the crowd.

00:49:49Oh,

00:49:49what a shame.

00:49:51I mean,

00:49:52if it were

00:49:52true.

00:49:54Okay,

00:49:54here's one

00:49:54for you.

00:49:55What do

00:49:55you do

00:49:56in your

00:49:56spare time?

00:49:58Oh,

00:49:58every 50

00:49:59years or so

00:49:59when I

00:50:00want to

00:50:00get away

00:50:00from the

00:50:01rush,

00:50:01I go

00:50:01down to

00:50:02a primitive

00:50:02tribe in

00:50:03New Guinea

00:50:03where I'm

00:50:04worshipped as

00:50:05an immortal

00:50:06god.

00:50:06They have

00:50:07a huge

00:50:07statue of

00:50:08me.

00:50:08It's a big

00:50:09party.

00:50:10I've got

00:50:11a lot of

00:50:11pictures of

00:50:11it,

00:50:12but I've

00:50:12already packed

00:50:12them up.

00:50:13I'm sorry.

00:50:13I won't

00:50:14make the

00:50:14obvious nasty

00:50:15crack about

00:50:16more unwashed

00:50:17cavemen.

00:50:18Actually,

00:50:18bathing was

00:50:19the style

00:50:19until the

00:50:19Middle Ages

00:50:20and the

00:50:20church told

00:50:21us it was

00:50:21sinful to

00:50:22wash away

00:50:22God's dirt.

00:50:24So people

00:50:24were sewn

00:50:25into their

00:50:25underwear in

00:50:26October and

00:50:26they popped

00:50:27out in

00:50:27April.

00:50:28You said

00:50:29you just

00:50:29happened.

00:50:30I don't

00:50:31believe that.

00:50:32If your

00:50:33story's true,

00:50:34why did

00:50:35God allow

00:50:36you to

00:50:37have them?

00:50:37That makes

00:50:38an interesting

00:50:39point.

00:50:40Are you

00:50:40religious,

00:50:41John?

00:50:41I don't

00:50:42follow a

00:50:42known religion.

00:50:43No.

00:50:44Ever.

00:50:45Long time

00:50:46ago I

00:50:46did.

00:50:47Like most

00:50:48people.

00:50:50Some just

00:50:50never get

00:50:50over it.

00:50:51Do you

00:50:52leave in

00:50:52God?

00:50:54As Laplace

00:50:55said, I

00:50:56have no need

00:50:57of that

00:50:57hypothesis.

00:50:58He may be

00:50:59around,

00:50:59though.

00:51:00He's

00:51:00everywhere.

00:51:01We just

00:51:01can't see

00:51:02him.

00:51:03If this

00:51:04was the

00:51:04best I

00:51:04could do,

00:51:05I'd be

00:51:05hiding,

00:51:06too.

00:51:06And

00:51:07creation.

00:51:08It's

00:51:08here.

00:51:09I'm not

00:51:09so sure

00:51:09it was

00:51:09created.

00:51:11What

00:51:11then?

00:51:12Maybe

00:51:12it's

00:51:12just

00:51:13accumulated

00:51:14fields,

00:51:14affecting

00:51:15fields.

00:51:15What about

00:51:16the source

00:51:17of the

00:51:17field

00:51:18energies?

00:51:18Wouldn't

00:51:19that imply

00:51:19a prime

00:51:20mover?

00:51:20I'd

00:51:20wonder

00:51:20about

00:51:21the source

00:51:21of the

00:51:21prime

00:51:22mover,

00:51:22infinite

00:51:22regress,

00:51:23but that

00:51:23doesn't imply

00:51:24anything to

00:51:25me.

00:51:26Back to

00:51:27mystery?

00:51:27It's

00:51:28a very

00:51:28old

00:51:28question,

00:51:29but

00:51:30there's

00:51:31no

00:51:31answer

00:51:32accepted

00:51:32in

00:51:32religious

00:51:33terms.

00:51:33If

00:51:33you

00:51:34have

00:51:34faith,

00:51:35it's

00:51:35answered.

00:51:36Did

00:51:36you

00:51:36ever

00:51:37meet

00:51:37any

00:51:37person

00:51:38from

00:51:38our

00:51:38religious

00:51:39history?

00:51:40A

00:51:40biblical

00:51:40figure?

00:51:42In a

00:51:42way.

00:51:43Who?

00:51:45We should

00:51:45skip this

00:51:46one.

00:51:46No,

00:51:46no,

00:51:47no,

00:51:47skip,

00:51:47but come

00:51:47on.

00:51:48And

00:51:48the next

00:51:48question.

00:51:49No,

00:51:49come

00:51:49on.

00:51:50Come

00:51:50on,

00:51:50John.

00:51:51You

00:51:51can't let

00:51:52this

00:51:52run.

00:51:52Come

00:51:52on,

00:51:53spit

00:51:53it

00:51:53out.

00:51:53Good

00:51:53Lord,

00:51:54you

00:51:54were

00:51:54one

00:51:54of

00:51:54them.

00:51:55This

00:51:55is

00:51:55going

00:51:55in a

00:51:55direction

00:51:56that I

00:51:57didn't

00:51:58expect.

00:51:58I hoped

00:51:58it

00:51:59wouldn't.

00:51:59We

00:51:59call it

00:52:00a night.

00:52:01Come

00:52:01on.

00:52:02You

00:52:02were

00:52:02someone

00:52:03in

00:52:03religious

00:52:04history?

00:52:06Yes.

00:52:06In

00:52:06the

00:52:06Bible?

00:52:08Yes.

00:52:08Someone

00:52:09we

00:52:09know?

00:52:09How

00:52:10could

00:52:10we

00:52:10not

00:52:10know

00:52:10someone

00:52:11in

00:52:11the

00:52:11Bible?

00:52:11I

00:52:11mean

00:52:11somebody

00:52:12important.

00:52:13You

00:52:13may

00:52:13think

00:52:14you

00:52:14know

00:52:14him,

00:52:14but

00:52:14it's

00:52:14mostly

00:52:15myth.

00:52:16The

00:52:16entire

00:52:16Bible

00:52:17is

00:52:17mostly

00:52:18myth

00:52:18an

00:52:18allegory

00:52:19with

00:52:19maybe

00:52:20some

00:52:20basis

00:52:21in

00:52:21historical

00:52:22events.

00:52:24You

00:52:24were

00:52:25part

00:52:26of

00:52:26that

00:52:26history?

00:52:28Yes.

00:52:29Moses.

00:52:31Moses

00:52:31was

00:52:32based

00:52:32on

00:52:32Mises,

00:52:33a

00:52:33Syrian

00:52:34myth.

00:52:35In

00:52:35their

00:52:35earlier

00:52:35versions,

00:52:36all

00:52:36found

00:52:37floating

00:52:37on

00:52:37water,

00:52:38staff

00:52:39that

00:52:39changed

00:52:39to

00:52:40a

00:52:40snake,

00:52:41waters

00:52:41that

00:52:42were

00:52:42parted

00:52:42so

00:52:42followers

00:52:43could

00:52:43be

00:52:43led

00:52:44to

00:52:44freedom

00:52:44and

00:52:45even

00:52:45receive

00:52:45laws

00:52:46on

00:52:46stone

00:52:46or

00:52:47wooden

00:52:47tablets.

00:52:48One

00:52:49of

00:52:49the

00:52:50apostles.

00:52:51They

00:52:51weren't

00:52:52really

00:52:52apostles.

00:52:53They

00:52:54didn't

00:52:54do

00:52:54any

00:52:54real

00:52:55teaching.

00:52:56Peter

00:52:56the

00:52:56fisherman

00:52:56learned

00:52:57a

00:52:57little

00:52:57more

00:52:58about

00:52:58fishing.

00:52:59How

00:53:00do

00:53:00you

00:53:00know

00:53:00that?

00:53:03The

00:53:04mythical

00:53:04overlay

00:53:04is

00:53:05so

00:53:05enormous

00:53:06and

00:53:08not

00:53:08good.

00:53:10The

00:53:10truth

00:53:10is

00:53:11so

00:53:13simple.

00:53:16The

00:53:16New

00:53:16Testament

00:53:17in

00:53:17a

00:53:17hundred

00:53:17words

00:53:18or

00:53:18less.

00:53:18You

00:53:20ready?

00:53:20I

00:53:20don't

00:53:21think

00:53:21I

00:53:21want

00:53:21to

00:53:21hear

00:53:21this

00:53:21Harry

00:53:22will

00:53:22you

00:53:22take

00:53:22me

00:53:22home?

00:53:23No

00:53:23not

00:53:23right

00:53:24now

00:53:24I

00:53:24do

00:53:24want

00:53:24to

00:53:24hear

00:53:24this

00:53:25sit

00:53:25down

00:53:25eat

00:53:25it

00:53:25act

00:53:26like

00:53:26you

00:53:26believe

00:53:27him

00:53:27it's

00:53:28sacrilege

00:53:28how can

00:53:29it be

00:53:29sacrilege

00:53:30he hasn't

00:53:30said

00:53:30anything

00:53:30yet

00:53:31the

00:53:31new

00:53:31New

00:53:32Testament

00:53:32is

00:53:32sacrilege

00:53:33there

00:53:34there

00:53:34been

00:53:34a

00:53:34dozen

00:53:35new

00:53:35New

00:53:35Testaments

00:53:36from

00:53:37Hebrew

00:53:37to

00:53:37Greek

00:53:38to

00:53:38Latin

00:53:38to

00:53:38Tyndale

00:53:39all

00:53:39the

00:53:39way

00:53:40to

00:53:40King

00:53:40James

00:53:40all

00:53:41revisionist

00:53:42and all

00:53:43called

00:53:43revealed

00:53:44truth

00:53:44I

00:53:45mean

00:53:45a

00:53:46new

00:53:46New

00:53:46Testament

00:53:47in

00:53:47a hundred

00:53:47words

00:53:48I can give you the

00:53:49Ten Commandments

00:53:49in ten

00:53:50words

00:53:50don't

00:53:51don't

00:53:52don't

00:53:53don't

00:53:54don't

00:53:54the

00:53:55Commandments

00:53:56are just

00:53:56modern

00:53:56updates

00:53:57of more

00:53:57ancient

00:53:58laws

00:53:58and

00:53:59Murabi's

00:53:59code

00:53:59that's

00:54:01right

00:54:01and they

00:54:01weren't

00:54:02the first

00:54:02right

00:54:02Edith

00:54:04I was

00:54:04raised

00:54:05on the

00:54:05Torah

00:54:05my wife

00:54:07in the

00:54:07Koran

00:54:07my oldest

00:54:08son

00:54:08is an

00:54:08atheist

00:54:08my youngest

00:54:09is a

00:54:09Scientologist

00:54:10my daughter

00:54:11is studying

00:54:11Hinduism

00:54:12I imagine

00:54:13but there

00:54:13is room

00:54:14there for

00:54:14a holy

00:54:15war

00:54:15in my

00:54:15living

00:54:16room

00:54:16but we

00:54:17practice

00:54:18live and

00:54:18let live

00:54:18why don't

00:54:21you sit

00:54:21out

00:54:21what is

00:54:29your

00:54:29preferred

00:54:30version

00:54:31of the

00:54:31Bible

00:54:31the

00:54:32King

00:54:32James

00:54:32of course

00:54:33it's

00:54:33the

00:54:34most

00:54:34modern

00:54:34the

00:54:34work

00:54:34of

00:54:35great

00:54:35scholars

00:54:35modern

00:54:36is

00:54:36good

00:54:37all right

00:54:40John

00:54:40hit us

00:54:40with

00:54:40the

00:54:40short

00:54:41form

00:54:41guy

00:54:44met

00:54:44the

00:54:44Buddha

00:54:44liked

00:54:45what

00:54:45he

00:54:45heard

00:54:45thought

00:54:46about

00:54:46it

00:54:46for

00:54:46a

00:54:46while

00:54:47say

00:54:47500

00:54:48years

00:54:48while

00:54:49he

00:54:49returned

00:54:49to

00:54:49the

00:54:49Mediterranean

00:54:50became

00:54:51an

00:54:51Etruscan

00:54:52seeped

00:54:53into

00:54:53the

00:54:53Roman

00:54:54Empire

00:54:54he

00:54:55didn't

00:54:55like

00:54:55what

00:54:55they

00:54:55became

00:54:56giant

00:54:57killing

00:54:57machine

00:54:58he

00:54:59went

00:54:59to

00:54:59the

00:54:59Near

00:55:00East

00:55:00thinking

00:55:00why

00:55:00not

00:55:01pass

00:55:01the

00:55:01Buddha's

00:55:01teachings

00:55:02on

00:55:02in

00:55:02a

00:55:02modern

00:55:03form

00:55:03so

00:55:04he

00:55:04tried

00:55:04one

00:55:06dissident

00:55:06against

00:55:07Rome

00:55:08won

00:55:09the

00:55:09rest

00:55:10is

00:55:10history

00:55:10sort

00:55:11of

00:55:12a lot

00:55:12of

00:55:12fairy tales

00:55:12mixed

00:55:13in

00:55:13I

00:55:16knew it

00:55:17he

00:55:19said

00:55:19he

00:55:19was

00:55:20Christ

00:55:20oh

00:55:21no

00:55:21that's

00:55:21the

00:55:22metal

00:55:22they

00:55:22pinned

00:55:22on

00:55:22Jesus

00:55:22to

00:55:23fulfill

00:55:23prophecy

00:55:24the

00:55:24crucifixion

00:55:25he

00:55:25blocked

00:55:26the pain

00:55:26as he

00:55:27learned to

00:55:28do

00:55:28in

00:55:28Tibet

00:55:28and India

00:55:29he

00:55:30also

00:55:30learned

00:55:30to slow

00:55:31his body

00:55:31processes

00:55:32down

00:55:32to the

00:55:32point

00:55:33where

00:55:33they

00:55:33were

00:55:33undetectable

00:55:34they

00:55:35thought

00:55:35he

00:55:35was

00:55:36dead

00:55:36so

00:55:37his

00:55:37followers

00:55:37pulled

00:55:37him

00:55:38from

00:55:38the

00:55:38cross

00:55:38placed

00:55:39him

00:55:39in

00:55:39a

00:55:39cave

00:55:40his

00:55:40body

00:55:41normalized

00:55:41as he

00:55:41had

00:55:42trained

00:55:42it

00:55:42to

00:55:42he

00:55:44attempted

00:55:44to go

00:55:45away

00:55:45undetected

00:55:46but some

00:55:47devotees

00:55:47were standing

00:55:48watch

00:55:48tried to

00:55:51explain

00:55:51they

00:55:53were

00:55:53ecstatic

00:55:54thus

00:55:56I

00:55:56was

00:55:56resurrected

00:55:57and I

00:55:58ascended

00:55:58to

00:55:59central

00:55:59Europe

00:55:59to

00:55:59get

00:56:00away

00:56:00as

00:56:00far

00:56:00as

00:56:00possible

00:56:01you

00:56:02don't

00:56:02mean

00:56:03a

00:56:03word

00:56:03of

00:56:03this

00:56:04John

00:56:04my

00:56:04God

00:56:05why

00:56:05are

00:56:05you

00:56:05doing

00:56:05this

00:56:06let me

00:56:06see

00:56:07your

00:56:07wrists

00:56:07I

00:56:08don't

00:56:08scar

00:56:09besides

00:56:09they

00:56:10tied

00:56:10me

00:56:11but

00:56:11nails

00:56:12and

00:56:12blood

00:56:12make

00:56:12better

00:56:13religious

00:56:13art

00:56:13all

00:56:15the

00:56:16speculations

00:56:16about

00:56:16Jesus

00:56:17he

00:56:18was

00:56:18black

00:56:18he

00:56:18was

00:56:18Asian

00:56:19he

00:56:19was

00:56:20blue

00:56:20white

00:56:21Aryan

00:56:21with

00:56:21a

00:56:21golden

00:56:22beard

00:56:22and

00:56:22hair

00:56:22straight

00:56:23out

00:56:23of

00:56:23analysis

00:56:23hoons

00:56:24he

00:56:24was

00:56:24a

00:56:24benevolent

00:56:24alien

00:56:25he

00:56:25never

00:56:25existed

00:56:26at all

00:56:26now he's

00:56:28a caveman

00:56:28the

00:56:30Christ figure

00:56:30goes all

00:56:31the way

00:56:31back to

00:56:31Krishna

00:56:32Hercules

00:56:33of course

00:56:33Hercules

00:56:34born of a

00:56:35virgin

00:56:35alcmene

00:56:36a god

00:56:37for a

00:56:38father

00:56:38Zeus

00:56:39the only

00:56:40begotten

00:56:41savior

00:56:43the Greek

00:56:44Soter

00:56:44the good

00:56:46shepherd

00:56:46the prince

00:56:46of peace

00:56:47bringing

00:56:47gentle

00:56:48persuasion

00:56:48and divine

00:56:49wisdom

00:56:49he

00:56:51died

00:56:51joined

00:56:52his

00:56:52father

00:56:52on

00:56:52Olympus

00:56:53a

00:56:53thousand

00:56:54years

00:56:54before

00:56:54Gethsemane

00:56:55how

00:56:56can you

00:56:57compare

00:56:57pagan

00:56:58mythology

00:56:58to the

00:56:59true

00:56:59word

00:56:59he

00:57:00damned

00:57:00closely

00:57:01I'd

00:57:01say

00:57:01the

00:57:02early

00:57:03Christian

00:57:04leaders

00:57:04they

00:57:04threw

00:57:05away

00:57:05Hebrew

00:57:06manuscripts

00:57:06and borrowed

00:57:07from pagan

00:57:08sources all

00:57:08over the

00:57:09place

00:57:09do you

00:57:10realize

00:57:10how

00:57:11inconsiderately

00:57:13you're treating

00:57:14my feelings

00:57:14about as

00:57:15inconsiderately

00:57:16as we're treating

00:57:17giants

00:57:18he doesn't believe

00:57:19what he's saying

00:57:20do you believe

00:57:21literally everything

00:57:21in the Bible

00:57:22Edith

00:57:22yes

00:57:23before you say

00:57:25it I know

00:57:25it's undergone

00:57:26a lot of changes

00:57:27but

00:57:27God

00:57:28has spoken

00:57:29through man

00:57:30to make his

00:57:31word clearer

00:57:32he couldn't get

00:57:33it right

00:57:33the first time

00:57:34we're imperfect

00:57:35he had to

00:57:36to work

00:57:37to make us

00:57:37understand

00:57:38he couldn't

00:57:38get us

00:57:39right

00:57:39the first

00:57:40time

00:57:40Edith

00:57:41taken alone

00:57:42the philosophical

00:57:43teachings of Jesus

00:57:44are Buddhism

00:57:45with a Hebrew

00:57:45accent

00:57:46kindness

00:57:47tolerance

00:57:48brotherhood

00:57:49love

00:57:50a ruthless

00:57:51realism

00:57:51acknowledging

00:57:52that life

00:57:52is as it

00:57:53is here

00:57:53on earth

00:57:53here and now

00:57:54the kingdom

00:57:55of God

00:57:56meaning

00:57:57goodness

00:57:57is

00:57:58is right

00:57:59here

00:57:59where it

00:58:00should be

00:58:01I am what

00:58:02I am becoming

00:58:03that's where

00:58:04the Buddha brought it

00:58:05and that's what

00:58:05I taught

00:58:06but a talking

00:58:07snake made a lady

00:58:08eat an apple

00:58:09so we're screwed

00:58:10heaven and hell

00:58:11were peddled

00:58:12so priests

00:58:12could rule

00:58:13through seduction

00:58:14and terror

00:58:15save our souls

00:58:16that we never

00:58:17lost in the first

00:58:17place

00:58:18I threw a clean

00:58:19pass

00:58:20they ran it

00:58:21out of the

00:58:21ballpark

00:58:21this is blasphemy

00:58:24it's horrible

00:58:26who else were you

00:58:27Solomon

00:58:28Elvis

00:58:29Jack the Ripper

00:58:30it's been said

00:58:31that Buddha

00:58:32and Jesus

00:58:32would laugh

00:58:33or cry

00:58:34if they

00:58:34known what

00:58:35was done

00:58:35in their name

00:58:36and if there

00:58:36is a creator

00:58:37probably feel

00:58:38the same way

00:58:39I see

00:58:40ceremony

00:58:41ritual

00:58:42processions

00:58:43genuflecting

00:58:44moaning

00:58:45intoning

00:58:45venerating

00:58:46cookies

00:58:47and wine

00:58:48and I think

00:58:49it's not what

00:58:51I had in mind

00:58:52that's Vatican

00:58:52flapdoodle

00:58:53it doesn't have

00:58:54a thing to do

00:58:54with God

00:58:55as you said

00:58:56John

00:58:56everywhere religions

00:58:57from exalting

00:58:59life

00:58:59to purging

00:59:00joy

00:59:01as a sin

00:59:01Rome

00:59:03does it

00:59:03as grand

00:59:04opera

00:59:04a simple

00:59:06path to

00:59:07goodness

00:59:07needs

00:59:07a supernatural

00:59:08road path

00:59:09supernatural

00:59:10a stupid

00:59:12word

00:59:13I mean

00:59:14anything that

00:59:15happens

00:59:16within nature

00:59:16whether we

00:59:17believe it

00:59:17or not

00:59:17like a

00:59:1914,000

00:59:19year old

00:59:20caveman

00:59:20I drove

00:59:31for a while

00:59:31and then

00:59:32I sat

00:59:33for a while

00:59:33I'm so ashamed

00:59:34and I'm

00:59:36freezing

00:59:36we'll come

00:59:37inside

00:59:38I still don't

00:59:39believe you

00:59:39of course

00:59:40you need

00:59:40help

00:59:41everybody

00:59:41needs help

00:59:42yes

00:59:43well

00:59:43some more

00:59:44than others

00:59:50from the Buddha

00:59:59to the cross

01:00:00I have always

01:00:01imagined both

01:00:02as entirely

01:00:04mythic

01:00:04but I would

01:00:06like to hear

01:00:06more

01:00:07may I

01:00:08lie on the

01:00:09couch for a

01:00:10moment

01:00:10I'm not as

01:00:11young as I

01:00:11used to be

01:00:12oh

01:00:16so

01:00:19you were

01:00:22Jesus

01:00:22well

01:00:24perhaps

01:00:24somebody

01:00:24had to be

01:00:25for better

01:00:25or for worse

01:00:26the jury

01:00:27is still

01:00:27out

01:00:27when did

01:00:28you begin

01:00:29to believe

01:00:29you were

01:00:30Jesus

01:00:30when did

01:00:32you begin

01:00:32to believe

01:00:32you were

01:00:33a psychiatrist

01:00:33since I

01:00:35graduated

01:00:36Harvard

01:00:36medical school

01:00:37and finished

01:00:38my residency

01:00:38I've had

01:00:39that feeling

01:00:39I sometimes

01:00:41dream about

01:00:42it

01:00:42have you

01:00:43acted upon

01:00:44this belief

01:00:44I had a

01:00:45private practice

01:00:46for a while

01:00:46and then I

01:00:47taught

01:00:47nothing

01:00:49unusual

01:00:49until

01:00:50one day

01:00:51I met

01:00:52a caveman

01:00:53who thought

01:00:53he was

01:00:54Jesus

01:00:54do you

01:00:57find that

01:00:57unusual

01:00:57very

01:00:58I would

01:00:59stake my

01:01:00reputation

01:01:00he is

01:01:01as sane

01:01:02as I

01:01:02am

01:01:03so why

01:01:03does he

01:01:04persist

01:01:04in such

01:01:05a story

01:01:05there must

01:01:06be a

01:01:06reason

01:01:07though

01:01:07unless

01:01:08I

01:01:08imagined

01:01:09it

01:01:09all

01:01:09is that

01:01:10possible

01:01:11I think

01:01:12you're

01:01:12as sane

01:01:12as he

01:01:12is

01:01:13oh

01:01:13god

01:01:14I

01:01:14no

01:01:16did

01:01:18you

01:01:18ever

01:01:18find

01:01:19it

01:01:19prudent

01:01:20to

01:01:20worship

01:01:20yourself

01:01:21rather

01:01:21than

01:01:21be

01:01:21thought

01:01:22a

01:01:22heretic

01:01:22that

01:01:23would

01:01:23be

01:01:23something

01:01:24other times

01:01:25Christianity

01:01:25was considered

01:01:26heresy

01:01:26I had to

01:01:27pretend

01:01:27other faiths

01:01:28and what

01:01:29does

01:01:29Jesus

01:01:30have to

01:01:31say

01:01:31to those

01:01:32present

01:01:32who find

01:01:33it

01:01:33difficult

01:01:33to believe

01:01:34in him

01:01:35believe

01:01:36in what

01:01:36he tried

01:01:36to teach

01:01:37without

01:01:38rigmarole

01:01:39piety

01:01:40is not

01:01:40what the

01:01:41lessons

01:01:41bring

01:01:41to people

01:01:42it's

01:01:42the mistake

01:01:43they bring

01:01:43to the

01:01:43lessons

01:01:44well

01:01:53it's

01:01:53getting

01:01:54to be

01:01:54night

01:01:55I still

01:01:57have

01:01:57stuff

01:01:57to carry

01:01:58and a

01:01:59long

01:01:59drive

01:02:00I'll

01:02:02help

01:02:02John

01:02:03do you

01:02:04have a

01:02:04destination

01:02:05in mind

01:02:06never

01:02:08mind

01:02:08I

01:02:09own

01:02:09ass

01:02:10thank

01:02:12you

01:02:12anyone

01:02:20mentally

01:02:21ill

01:02:22can

01:02:22imagine

01:02:22a

01:02:23fantastic

01:02:23background

01:02:24even

01:02:25an

01:02:25entire

01:02:26life

01:02:26and

01:02:26sincerely

01:02:27believe

01:02:27it

01:02:27the

01:02:28man

01:02:28who

01:02:29thinks

01:02:29he

01:02:29is

01:02:29Napoleon

01:02:30does

01:02:31believe

01:02:31it

01:02:31his

01:02:33true

01:02:33identity

01:02:33has

01:02:34taken

01:02:34a

01:02:35back

01:02:35seat

01:02:35to

01:02:35his

01:02:36delusion

01:02:36and

01:02:37the

01:02:37need

01:02:37for

01:02:37it

01:02:37if

01:02:38that's

01:02:39the

01:02:39case

01:02:39with

01:02:39John

01:02:40there

01:02:41is

01:02:41a

01:02:41grave

01:02:41disorder

01:02:42organized

01:02:43brilliantly

01:02:43he's got

01:02:45an answer

01:02:46for

01:02:46everything

01:02:46it

01:02:47might

01:02:47involve

01:02:48rejection

01:02:48of

01:02:48his

01:02:49father

01:02:49of

01:02:50his

01:02:50entire

01:02:50early

01:02:51past

01:02:51replaced

01:02:52by

01:02:52this

01:02:52fantasy

01:02:53he

01:02:53says

01:02:53he

01:02:53can't

01:02:54remember

01:02:54his

01:02:54father

01:02:54precisely

01:02:55why

01:02:56you

01:02:56said

01:02:56he

01:02:56was

01:02:57sane

01:02:57did

01:02:58I

01:02:58do

01:03:00you

01:03:00think

01:03:01that

01:03:01perhaps

01:03:01our

01:03:01caveman

01:03:03has

01:03:03a

01:03:03monkey

01:03:03on

01:03:04his

01:03:04back

01:03:04drugs

01:03:05no

01:03:06no

01:03:07no

01:03:07I've

01:03:08done

01:03:08a lot

01:03:08of

01:03:08consulting

01:03:08work

01:03:09with

01:03:09the

01:03:09narcotics

01:03:09division

01:03:10I've

01:03:10seen

01:03:10people

01:03:10tripping

01:03:11strung

01:03:12out

01:03:12whatever's

01:03:12up

01:03:13with

01:03:13John

01:03:13it

01:03:13isn't

01:03:13that

01:03:14I've

01:03:14looked

01:03:14for

01:03:15signs

01:03:15none

01:03:15could

01:03:16cavemen

01:03:17really

01:03:17talk

01:03:18well

01:03:18we

01:03:18think

01:03:18that

01:03:19language

01:03:19came

01:03:19into

01:03:20existence

01:03:2060,000

01:03:21years

01:03:21ago

01:03:21the

01:03:22structure

01:03:22of

01:03:23stone

01:03:23age

01:03:23culture

01:03:23is

01:03:24evidence

01:03:24of

01:03:24the

01:03:24ability

01:03:25to

01:03:25communicate

01:03:26verbally

01:03:26maybe

01:03:41it'd be

01:03:41easier

01:03:41if I

01:03:41were

01:03:42crazy

01:03:43no

01:03:56it is

01:04:00fascinating

01:04:01isn't

01:04:02a brave

01:04:03attempt

01:04:03to teach

01:04:04buddism

01:04:04in the

01:04:05west

01:04:05no

01:04:06wonder

01:04:06he

01:04:07failed

01:04:07we're

01:04:08not

01:04:08ready

01:04:08for

01:04:08it

01:04:09you're

01:04:09talking

01:04:09as if

01:04:10you

01:04:10believed

01:04:10him

01:04:10well

01:04:12it is

01:04:12possible

01:04:12isn't

01:04:13I mean

01:04:14anything

01:04:14is

01:04:14possible

01:04:15look

01:04:16we have

01:04:16two

01:04:17simple

01:04:17choices

01:04:17we

01:04:18can

01:04:18get

01:04:18all

01:04:19bent

01:04:19out

01:04:19of

01:04:19shape

01:04:19intellectualizing

01:04:20or

01:04:21bench

01:04:21pressing

01:04:22logic

01:04:22or

01:04:23we

01:04:23can

01:04:23simply

01:04:24relax

01:04:24and

01:04:24enjoy

01:04:24it

01:04:25I

01:04:25can

01:04:26listen

01:04:26critically

01:04:27but

01:04:27I

01:04:28don't

01:04:28have

01:04:28to

01:04:28make

01:04:28up

01:04:28my

01:04:29mind

01:04:29about

01:04:29anything

01:04:29that you

01:04:30think

01:04:31you

01:04:31do

01:04:31well

01:04:32unfortunately

01:04:33there's

01:04:33no

01:04:33authorities

01:04:34on prehistory

01:04:34so we

01:04:35couldn't

01:04:35stop

01:04:35them

01:04:35there

01:04:36there

01:04:36are

01:04:36experts

01:04:37on the

01:04:37bible

01:04:38dream on

01:04:39yeah

01:04:40that's

01:04:40the

01:04:40last

01:04:41years

01:04:41of

01:04:41Jesus

01:04:41and

01:04:42he

01:04:43didn't

01:04:43exist

01:04:43until

01:04:44John

01:04:44put on

01:04:44the hat

01:04:44I

01:04:45don't

01:04:45believe

01:04:46in

01:04:46angels

01:04:47and the

01:04:47nativity

01:04:48and the

01:04:48star

01:04:48in the

01:04:49east

01:04:49but there

01:04:49are

01:04:49stories

01:04:50about

01:04:50the

01:04:51childhood

01:04:51of

01:04:51Jesus

01:04:52history

01:04:53hates

01:04:53a

01:04:53vacuum

01:04:54improvisation

01:04:56some of it

01:04:56very sincere

01:04:57fills the

01:04:58gaps

01:04:58it would

01:04:59have been

01:04:59easy to

01:05:00falsify a

01:05:01past back

01:05:01then

01:05:01a few

01:05:03words

01:05:03credulity

01:05:04time would

01:05:05do the

01:05:05rest

01:05:06no you're

01:05:06talking as

01:05:07if you

01:05:07believed

01:05:08well look

01:05:08at the

01:05:08popular

01:05:09myths

01:05:09surrounding

01:05:09the

01:05:10kennedy

01:05:10assassination

01:05:11in a

01:05:11few

01:05:11short

01:05:12years

01:05:12conspiracy

01:05:14mafia

01:05:15CIA

01:05:16that's

01:05:17a mystique

01:05:18that'll

01:05:18never

01:05:18go

01:05:18away

01:05:18it's

01:05:19always

01:05:19been

01:05:19a

01:05:20small

01:05:20step

01:05:20from

01:05:20a fallen

01:05:21leader

01:05:21to

01:05:21the

01:05:22god

01:05:22i don't

01:05:23think

01:05:23anybody

01:05:24will

01:05:24deify

01:05:25kennedy

01:05:25we're

01:05:26more

01:05:26sophisticated

01:05:26than

01:05:27that

01:05:27we are

01:05:28we are

01:05:30well you're

01:05:35finally fulfilling

01:05:36one prophecy

01:05:37about the

01:05:37millennium

01:05:38john

01:05:39what's that

01:05:40here you are

01:05:41again

01:05:41you like

01:05:53you like the

01:05:53fire

01:05:53john

01:05:54everywhere

01:05:55i've lived

01:05:55i've had a

01:05:56fireplace

01:05:56childhood

01:05:59fixation

01:05:59i guess

01:06:00helps me

01:06:02feel secure

01:06:03there are

01:06:05predators

01:06:06out there

01:06:06one thing

01:06:10i didn't

01:06:10pack

01:06:11i thought

01:06:12i might

01:06:12need it

01:06:13wouldn't

01:06:21sacre du

01:06:22prétend

01:06:22be more

01:06:23appropriate

01:06:23what

01:06:24you got

01:06:28four men

01:06:29of science

01:06:30completely

01:06:30baffled

01:06:31my friend

01:06:31we don't

01:06:33know what

01:06:33to make

01:06:34of you

01:06:34did you

01:06:35know

01:06:35voltaire

01:06:36was the

01:06:36first to

01:06:37suggest that

01:06:37the universe

01:06:38was created

01:06:38by a gigantic

01:06:39explosion

01:06:40not that

01:06:41paul would

01:06:42agree

01:06:42and that

01:06:43goethe was

01:06:44the first

01:06:44to suggest

01:06:45that

01:06:45spiral

01:06:46nebulae

01:06:47were

01:06:47swirling

01:06:48masses

01:06:48of stars

01:06:49we now

01:06:50call them

01:06:50galaxies

01:06:51it's kind

01:06:52of funny

01:06:52how often

01:06:53new concepts

01:06:54of science

01:06:54find their

01:06:55first tentative

01:06:55forms of

01:06:56expression in

01:06:56the arts

01:06:57so did

01:06:58beethoven do

01:07:00physics on

01:07:01the side

01:07:01he spent

01:07:03most of his

01:07:04time lying on

01:07:05the floor

01:07:05in front of

01:07:06his legless

01:07:06piano surrounded

01:07:07by orange

01:07:08peels and

01:07:09apple cores

01:07:09now we're on

01:07:13the floor

01:07:13listening to

01:07:14beethoven

01:07:14full circle

01:07:17did you

01:07:19have

01:07:19any

01:07:21religious

01:07:22beliefs

01:07:22or did

01:07:23you give

01:07:24it much

01:07:24thought

01:07:25you can't

01:07:26get there

01:07:26with thought

01:07:27you have

01:07:28faith

01:07:29in a lot

01:07:30of things

01:07:30do you

01:07:31have faith

01:07:32in the

01:07:32future

01:07:32of the

01:07:32race

01:07:33i've seen

01:07:34species

01:07:34come and

01:07:35go

01:07:35depends on

01:07:36their balance

01:07:37with the

01:07:37environment

01:07:37we've made

01:07:40a mess

01:07:40of it

01:07:41there's still

01:07:42time

01:07:42we use

01:07:44it well

01:07:44christianity

01:07:45has been

01:07:46a worldwide

01:07:46belief

01:07:47for two

01:07:48thousand

01:07:48years

01:07:48how long

01:07:49did the

01:07:50egyptians

01:07:50worship

01:07:51isis

01:07:51the

01:07:52sumerians

01:07:52ishtar

01:07:52in india

01:07:54sacred cows

01:07:55wandered freely

01:07:56as reincarnated

01:07:56souls

01:07:57in a thousand

01:07:58years they'll

01:07:59be barbecued

01:07:59their souls

01:08:00will be in

01:08:00squirrels

01:08:01you weren't

01:08:02jesus

01:08:02oh

01:08:04yes

01:08:05if it rains

01:08:10it won't

01:08:10how do you

01:08:11know that

01:08:12i don't smell

01:08:13were you

01:08:18i guess

01:08:19a

01:08:20medicine man

01:08:21i was a

01:08:23shaman a few

01:08:23times

01:08:24i revealed

01:08:25some truths

01:08:26to eat a little

01:08:26better

01:08:27you think

01:08:28that's all

01:08:29religion

01:08:29is about

01:08:29selling hope

01:08:31and survival

01:08:32the old testament

01:08:33sells fear

01:08:34and guilt

01:08:35the new testament

01:08:36is a good

01:08:36code of ethics

01:08:37put into my

01:08:39mouth by poets

01:08:39and philosophers

01:08:40that are much

01:08:40smarter than i am

01:08:41the message

01:08:43is never

01:08:44practiced

01:08:44the fairy tales

01:08:46build churches

01:08:47what about the

01:08:49name jesus

01:08:50did you pull that

01:08:52out of a hat

01:08:52i called myself

01:08:54john

01:08:54i almost always

01:08:56do

01:08:57as tales of

01:08:58resurrection

01:08:59spread the name

01:09:00was confused

01:09:01with the hebrew

01:09:01yohanan

01:09:02meaning god

01:09:03is gracious

01:09:04my stay on

01:09:05earth was seen

01:09:06as divine proof

01:09:07of immortality

01:09:08that led to

01:09:10god is salvation

01:09:13or hebrew

01:09:14yeshua

01:09:14which in

01:09:15translation

01:09:16became my

01:09:17proper name

01:09:18changing to

01:09:18late greek

01:09:19iesus

01:09:20then to

01:09:21late latin

01:09:22yesus

01:09:23finally

01:09:23medieval latin

01:09:24jesus

01:09:25and it was a

01:09:26wonder to

01:09:27watch it all

01:09:28happen

01:09:28then you

01:09:29didn't claim

01:09:30to be the

01:09:31son of god

01:09:31began as a

01:09:32schoolhouse

01:09:33and ended

01:09:34as a temple

01:09:35i said i had

01:09:36a master that

01:09:37was greater

01:09:37than myself

01:09:38i never said

01:09:40he was my

01:09:40father

01:09:40i wanted to

01:09:41teach what i

01:09:42learned

01:09:42i never claimed

01:09:43to be king

01:09:44of the jews

01:09:44i never walked

01:09:46on water

01:09:46i never raised

01:09:47the dead

01:09:47i never spoke

01:09:49of divine

01:09:49except in

01:09:50the sense of

01:09:51human

01:09:52goodness

01:09:52on earth

01:09:53no wise

01:09:57men came

01:09:58from the east

01:09:58to worship

01:09:58in a manger

01:09:59i did do

01:10:01a little

01:10:01healing

01:10:03with some

01:10:03eastern medicine

01:10:04i'd learned

01:10:04that's it

01:10:08three wise men

01:10:13began as a myth

01:10:14about the birth

01:10:15of the buddha

01:10:15john i should be

01:10:21home

01:10:22kissing my wife

01:10:24we're all here

01:10:27trapped by your

01:10:28story

01:10:29hoping for

01:10:31a

01:10:32revolution

01:10:35i don't know

01:10:36are there any

01:10:40more revelations

01:10:43for us

01:10:43that's just like

01:10:51old times

01:10:52you weren't jesus

01:11:00quote the sermon

01:11:04on the water

01:11:05which one

01:11:07darby

01:11:08king james

01:11:09new american

01:11:09standard

01:11:10do you know

01:11:11them all

01:11:12no one knows

01:11:13the one

01:11:13not even me

01:11:14i did some

01:11:17teaching on a

01:11:18hill one day

01:11:18not that many

01:11:19people stayed

01:11:20but

01:11:21biblical jesus

01:11:23said

01:11:24who do you

01:11:25think i am

01:11:26he gave them

01:11:28a choice

01:11:29i'm giving you

01:11:31one

01:11:32were you

01:11:36if i said no

01:11:39could you ever

01:11:40be sure

01:11:40turn that off

01:11:59please

01:12:01this has gone

01:12:05far enough

01:12:06it's gone much

01:12:07too far

01:12:08these people

01:12:09are very upset

01:12:10i don't believe

01:12:11you're mad

01:12:12but what you're

01:12:14saying is not

01:12:15true

01:12:15that leaves only

01:12:17one

01:12:18explanation

01:12:19the time has

01:12:21come when you

01:12:22must admit

01:12:22this is a hoax

01:12:24a lie

01:12:26isn't that

01:12:28true john

01:12:29if you don't

01:12:31drop this now

01:12:32if you can

01:12:32i'll be convinced

01:12:35that you need

01:12:36a great deal

01:12:37of attention

01:12:37i can have you

01:12:39committed for

01:12:40observation

01:12:40you know that

01:12:41i ask you now

01:12:43i demand it

01:12:46that you tell

01:12:47these people

01:12:48the truth

01:12:49give them

01:12:51closure

01:12:51it's time

01:12:54john

01:12:55please

01:12:57end of the line

01:13:12everybody off

01:13:13what

01:13:18it was a story

01:13:20it was all

01:13:21a story

01:13:23good god

01:13:25another fairy tale

01:13:28all of it

01:13:29but why

01:13:30what

01:13:31in the name

01:13:31of heaven

01:13:32john you had

01:13:32us wondering

01:13:33whether you

01:13:33were sane

01:13:34or not

01:13:34and it's

01:13:34just a story

01:13:35where'd you

01:13:36come off

01:13:37with such a

01:13:37half-baked

01:13:38asinine idea

01:13:39at least you're

01:13:40relieved i might

01:13:40have not

01:13:40i'd prefer you

01:13:42were

01:13:42you gave me

01:13:43the idea

01:13:44all of you

01:13:45come again

01:13:46you just saw

01:13:47my fake van

01:13:48go

01:13:48you could have

01:13:49just told me

01:13:49you commented

01:13:50that i never age

01:13:51you gave me

01:13:52the book

01:13:52on early man

01:13:53dan you

01:13:53spotted the

01:13:54burn

01:13:54and you

01:13:55said if

01:13:55stones

01:13:55could speak

01:13:56i knew it

01:13:58i got the

01:13:58notion

01:13:59i ran it

01:13:59past you

01:14:00to check

01:14:00your reactions

01:14:01and i

01:14:01took it

01:14:02too far

01:14:03too far

01:14:04check my

01:14:05reaction

01:14:06you asked

01:14:06if i was

01:14:07a figure

01:14:07from religious

01:14:08history

01:14:08if there

01:14:09were others

01:14:09like me

01:14:10if i

01:14:10created

01:14:10future

01:14:11identities

01:14:11we were

01:14:12chasing

01:14:13our tails

01:14:13around the

01:14:14maypole

01:14:14enjoying

01:14:15the mystery

01:14:16the analytical

01:14:17stretch

01:14:17you were

01:14:18playing my

01:14:19game

01:14:19i was

01:14:20playing

01:14:21yours

01:14:21oh man

01:14:22you know

01:14:22you had

01:14:22us going

01:14:23right

01:14:23oh you

01:14:24were good

01:14:24man

01:14:25you know

01:14:25those chinese

01:14:26boxes

01:14:26one

01:14:27inside the

01:14:28other

01:14:28inside the

01:14:29other

01:14:29inside the

01:14:30other

01:14:30i feel

01:14:30like i'm

01:14:30in the

01:14:31i'm in the

01:14:32last box

01:14:33you

01:14:33son of

01:14:34bitch

01:14:36how could you

01:14:37do this

01:14:38to us

01:14:38i was worried

01:14:39about you

01:14:39i know

01:14:39i was tempted

01:14:40to cop

01:14:40out

01:14:41many times

01:14:42but i

01:14:42couldn't resist

01:14:43seeing whether

01:14:44or not you

01:14:44could refute

01:14:45what i was

01:14:45saying

01:14:46i had the

01:14:47perfect audience

01:14:48anthropologist

01:14:49archaeologist

01:14:50christian

01:14:51literalist

01:14:51psychologist

01:14:54okay

01:14:55i've had enough

01:14:56of this

01:14:57i'm out of

01:14:57here

01:14:57you want

01:14:57to come

01:14:58let's go

01:14:58so john

01:15:00are you

01:15:01gonna write

01:15:02the story

01:15:02if i do

01:15:03i'll send

01:15:04you copies

01:15:04don't bother

01:15:05with mine

01:15:05okay

01:15:05you are

01:15:06absolutely

01:15:07certifiable

01:15:08i don't

01:15:10know

01:15:10it was nice

01:15:14seeing you

01:15:14again

01:15:14dr oldman

01:15:15your name's

01:15:17a pun

01:15:18isn't it

01:15:18old man

01:15:19did that

01:15:22help you

01:15:22with your

01:15:22story

01:15:23linda

01:15:24bye

01:15:27my lot

01:15:32was half

01:15:33right

01:15:33which

01:15:35half

01:15:36well

01:15:40at least

01:15:40i don't

01:15:40have to

01:15:41throw away

01:15:42half of

01:15:42what i know

01:15:43about

01:15:43biology

01:15:43which

01:15:45half

01:15:45it's a

01:15:48beautiful

01:15:48idea

01:15:49so rich

01:15:51so full

01:15:52of possibilities

01:15:53perhaps you

01:15:55should write

01:15:56a paper

01:15:56on it

01:15:56doctor

01:15:56maybe i

01:15:57will

01:15:58i'll interview

01:15:59you in the

01:16:00rubber room

01:16:01for further

01:16:01details

01:16:02you may

01:16:03still need

01:16:03help

01:16:04my friend

01:16:04my ass

01:16:19i thought it

01:16:20sounded pretty

01:16:21good

01:16:21they believe

01:16:22you because

01:16:22they have

01:16:23to

01:16:23but the one

01:16:24thing that i

01:16:25know about

01:16:25you is that

01:16:26you would

01:16:26never use

01:16:26people or

01:16:27abuse their

01:16:28goodwill and

01:16:28intelligence like

01:16:29they think

01:16:29you've just

01:16:29done to

01:16:30them

01:16:30psych

01:16:31101

01:16:31no it's

01:16:32woman

01:16:33one-on-one

01:16:34so you're

01:16:35a pretty

01:16:35fast liar

01:16:36mr ugg

01:16:36but i want

01:16:37to know

01:16:38what's your

01:16:39real name

01:16:39believe it

01:16:41or not

01:16:41this sound

01:16:43was always

01:16:44john

01:16:45why'd you

01:16:46cave to

01:16:46gruber

01:16:47what happened

01:16:48was enough

01:16:48just just

01:16:49needed to

01:16:50stop

01:16:50i i shouldn't

01:16:51have expected

01:16:51it to work

01:16:5214 000

01:16:55years old

01:16:55i bet that's

01:16:57a lot of

01:16:57women

01:16:57are we

01:16:59counting

01:16:59maybe

01:17:00well i'm

01:17:04taking edith

01:17:04home

01:17:05sandy

01:17:05i'm gonna

01:17:08stay

01:17:08are you

01:17:14sorry for

01:17:14some of

01:17:14those things

01:17:15you said

01:17:15i'm sorry

01:17:17i said

01:17:18them

01:17:18well

01:17:19like a good

01:17:21christian

01:17:21oh

01:17:23john

01:17:24you did

01:17:28a terrible

01:17:28thing

01:17:29but we're

01:17:30all so

01:17:31thankful

01:17:31you're

01:17:31all right

01:17:32even art

01:17:33he just

01:17:33hates

01:17:34things

01:17:34he can't

01:17:34understand

01:17:35you're a

01:17:36sadist

01:17:36john

01:17:37but i admit

01:17:38i got a

01:17:38kick out of

01:17:39chasing my

01:17:39tail around

01:17:40your may

01:17:40bowl

01:17:41even if

01:17:42that is

01:17:42all i

01:17:42caught

01:17:43good luck

01:17:43to you

01:17:44wish you

01:17:44the best

01:17:45thank you

01:17:46ready

01:17:46later on

01:17:57okay

01:17:57good night

01:17:58i don't know

01:18:07man

01:18:07something about

01:18:10this

01:18:11something about

01:18:13you john

01:18:13the more i

01:18:15think about

01:18:15it the more

01:18:16i'm no longer

01:18:17in that chinese

01:18:18box

01:18:18i sense

01:18:20space

01:18:22a kind of

01:18:24latitude

01:18:24in what we

01:18:25happily call

01:18:26reality

01:18:26in which

01:18:28as everybody

01:18:29keeps saying

01:18:30anything's

01:18:32possible

01:18:32yes

01:18:34no no no

01:18:35no no

01:18:35no no more

01:18:36words

01:18:37i'm gonna go

01:18:38home and

01:18:39i'm gonna watch

01:18:40star trek for a

01:18:41dose of sanity

01:18:42good luck to you

01:18:44man

01:18:44wherever this

01:18:45may lead

01:18:46you drop

01:18:48me a line

01:18:48sometime

01:18:50let me know

01:18:50how you make

01:18:51it out

01:18:51i will

01:18:54so john oldman

01:19:08what other pun names

01:19:10have you used

01:19:11lots

01:19:12john paley for john paleolithic

01:19:16john savage

01:19:18got really crazy

01:19:20got really crazy

01:19:20about 60 years ago

01:19:21when i was teaching

01:19:22at harvard i was

01:19:23john thomas party

01:19:26john t party

01:19:28boston t party

01:19:29i get it

01:19:30yeah i know

01:19:30wait wait wait

01:19:31boston

01:19:33you did not teach

01:19:44chemistry

01:19:45i do not

01:19:46believe you

01:19:47your mother's name

01:19:50was nova

01:19:51no

01:19:52yeah

01:19:52no

01:19:53yeah

01:19:54yes

01:19:55nola

01:19:57my mother

01:19:58i reject this

01:20:01my

01:20:04my

01:20:04my dog's name

01:20:05we had him before i was born

01:20:08wolfie

01:20:09wolf

01:20:10wolfie

01:20:17kruper

01:20:17she remarried

01:20:18she said you were bandida

01:20:22sorry i had to move on

01:20:23you know that

01:20:23i left enough

01:20:25i left enough

01:20:25i called

01:20:27chili willy

01:20:28always called

01:20:29never could stay in the cold

01:20:31what

01:20:32you

01:20:33you had a beer

01:20:35yeah

01:20:35you'll see i was real

01:20:37will

01:20:399-1-1, now!

01:20:44Willie, come on, Will.

01:20:47Will, come on, buddy.

01:21:09You'll stay in touch, Dr. Oldman, in case there are any questions.

01:21:26I'll be back for the funeral.

01:21:28Miss.

01:21:39You never saw a grown child die.

01:21:42No.

01:22:09I'll be back.

01:22:39I'll be back.

01:23:09I've seen rivers rise, seen mountains fall.

01:23:32Seen endless vistas coming to an end.

01:23:38I've seen stars collide.

01:23:44Heard oceans roar.

01:23:46I know what it means to lose your only friend.

01:23:54Nothing lasts forever.

01:24:02All things good must end.

01:24:10Forever is the way I feel for you.

01:24:20Forever is the way I feel for you.

01:24:26Forever is the way I feel for you.

01:24:30I've seen men take the world into their hands.

01:24:38I've seen men take the world into their hands.

01:24:50And change it and change it and change it and mold it to their point of view.

01:24:56I feel for you.

01:24:58I feel for you.

01:25:02I feel for you.

01:25:04I feel for you.

01:25:06I feel for you.

01:25:08I feel for you.

01:25:12I feel for you.

01:25:14I feel for you.

01:25:16I feel for you.

01:25:18I feel for you.

01:25:20I feel for you.

01:25:21I feel for you.

01:25:26I feel for you.

01:25:34Some things do

01:25:36Forever is the way I feel for you

01:25:42Forever is the way I feel for you

01:25:51Nothing lasts forever

01:25:59It's what I've always heard

01:26:03All things good, my dad

01:26:06You know it's true

01:26:08Nothing lasts forever

01:26:14But maybe some things do

01:26:17Forever is the way I feel for you

01:26:25Forever is the way I feel for you

01:26:31Forever is the way I feel for you

01:26:39Forever is the way I feel for you

01:26:49Forever is the way I feel for you

01:26:52Forever is the way I feel for you

01:26:56rough as it seems as though you mean

01:26:58around me

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