00:00Okay, well I didn't ask if she was pregnant. Oh, you can't ask. You have to say, so what's to do with you?
00:06That's genius. You're two guys with friends during the male loneliness epidemic. You guys really are so privileged.
00:13You've misunderstood. We are incredibly marginalized. I'm a gay guy whose nudes have never even been leaked. Just keep sending them, dude. I'm trying.
00:21That's my baby register. How are girls gonna know I'm moody and complicated? You leaked my diary. I thought you did that. Oh, yeah, you're right.
00:28You did the finger food at my bat mitzvah. Don't worry, we were both underage. What would make someone completely undateable?
00:36You made a kid cry. Amazingly, Ms. You're supposed to cry. Maybe in another lifetime. I'll kill myself tomorrow. Sorry, there's a gay guy here. No, too old to be a twink.
00:46Hey, you can't say that! That's homophobic!
00:52Oh, if John Quinones isn't here, then I don't care. Carry on!
00:56You are not 6'1". Oh, and you're not a top. Yes, I am. I'm, like, so sorry, guys. I'm, like, so sorry. I'm so sorry.
01:04Hey, Nico, I promise that I will never let a gay guy come between us again.
01:09This is not a joke.
01:12Okay.
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