Enter the dark realm of power and betrayal with Skeleton Warriors, the 1994 animated fantasy series where courage and corruption collide. In the world of Luminaire, the noble Prince Lightstar leads the Legion of Light against the evil Baron Dark, who can turn humans into living skeletons to build his undead army. Filled with epic sword fights, gothic designs, and rich lore, Skeleton Warriors combines sci-fi technology with medieval fantasy for one of the most intense and visually striking action cartoons of the 90s. 💀⚔️🔥 #SkeletonWarriors #90sCartoonVibes #CartoonThrowback #ClassicCartoonAction #DarkFantasyCartoon #AnimatedAdventure #CultCartoons #CartoonLegends #RetroCartoons #CartoonHeroes #EpicCartoonBattles #AnimatedFantasy #GothicCartoon #CartoonSciFi #RetroAnimation #CartoonClassic
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00:00These are the tales of the Skeleton Warriors.
00:30Light's dark, your power.
00:34Town is a fighter in the sky.
00:37In the stars, the men in the shadows.
00:40Darken shots, the Thor will try.
00:43Only the Ancient of Light!
00:49Scare into the Warriors!
00:55Scare into the Warriors!
01:00Scare into the Warriors!
01:10In a world at war, is neutrality a genuine option?
01:14Must all parties take sides?
01:17Or may a few remain apart,
01:19indifferent to the battles raging all around them?
01:22And what if that conflict arrives at your own front door?
01:30This is Baron Dark's latest project, the Gorgon.
01:44The Gorgon is an all-weather flying battleship.
01:47It has nearly unlimited range, is heavily armed,
01:54and it is nearly indestructible due to an onboard ion shield generator.
01:59Dr. Cyborg completes flight tests and the Gorgon becomes operational.
02:03We may never be able to stop it.
02:06Dr. Cyborg didn't build this thing just to stop our rebellion.
02:11No.
02:12That is why Lightstar and Talon's diplomatic mission must succeed.
02:16If they fail, Baron Dark will be free to use this ship to conquer the planet!
02:27You know what sticklers the Simeonites are about protocol?
02:30Besides, their isolationist policy has made them downright suspicious of anything that flies.
02:36We must convince them that Baron Dark is a real threat!
02:51Remember, stay calm and be polite.
02:55You think Baron Dark will bother with pleasantries when he sends that death ship of his out to conquer the world?
03:00Look, the Simeonites are touchy.
03:02If you offend them somehow, we'll blow any hope of forming an alliance.
03:06Relax!
03:07Back in Prince school, I got a perfect score on my diplomacy test.
03:13Announcing their Royal Highnesses,
03:16Prince Regent Justin and Princess Jennifer, Blade of Luminicity.
03:22Yes.
03:24Your Majesty?
03:26So, you've come in spite of my assurances that we have no interest in forming alliances with anyone!
03:34We must form an alliance to defeat a ruthless, devious enemy, or we will all perish!
03:39What?!
03:40Oh my!
03:42You may want to double check that test score.
03:46Will you help us?
03:47Sorry, Honeybuns!
03:50But you're a little late!
03:52Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
03:58Skeletons!
03:59Look out!
04:04Your Majesty, are you all right?
04:05Did they help you?
04:06What the...?
04:09How dare you draw your weapons in my presence!
04:12I have never been so...
04:14offended in my entire life!
04:17But, Your Majesty, we just saved your life!
04:19That's why we're here!
04:20You came here to blow apart peaceful ambassadors!
04:25How unspeakably rude!
04:27No, Your Majesty, you don't understand!
04:30I am Dodogon, King of the Simeonites!
04:33Therefore, I...
04:35understand everything!
04:39Such poor manners!
04:41So uncouth!
04:42Well, we is, it are, the essence of couth!
04:47We got couth coming out of our ears!
04:49We come in...
04:51peace!
04:52And to buy fuel from that refinery you got outside of town!
04:56What about the collapse of our own kingdom at the hands of these creatures?
04:59Child, we hear much, but care little!
05:02We're secure here on our island, and invulnerable to attack!
05:06Please, take a look at this surveillance disc of Dark's latest little toy!
05:12Then decide how invulnerable you really are!
05:14Whatever's on the disc is a fake, filthy, sneaky, disgusting lies!
05:17Enough!
05:18Such boorish behavior will not be tolerated!
05:24Oh, I...
05:26I...
05:27I have decided to weigh the evidence and the offers from both sides!
05:35Now, hold on!
05:36That's being fair!
05:38We shall discuss this in a civilized manner tomorrow.
05:42Tonight, we die!
05:44Hello, Baron!
05:49Do you read us?
05:50Barely!
05:51How goes our peace mission?
05:53Ha ha!
05:54Oh, the stupid twins don't suspect a thing!
05:57We caught the beating out of our hands!
05:59Thank you, Dagger!
06:00That was touching!
06:02Now, shriek!
06:03What's really going on?
06:05We were doing great!
06:06Till Talon and Lightstar showed up,
06:08they want to sign a treaty with the apes to fight you!
06:11What?!
06:13There must be no treaty!
06:15Lightstar and Talon must be stopped immediately!
06:19And I've just come up with the most wonderfully rotten idea, Baron!
06:25I expected no less!
06:28Dark out!
06:30Dr. Cyborn!
06:31Dr. Cyborn!
06:32You pleated, Baron?
06:34Oh!
06:35What is the status of the Gorgon?
06:41We need two days to complete our tests!
06:43Make it one!
06:44Baron, this is unproven technology!
06:47One, Doctor!
06:48Run, Doctor!
06:50The sooner we launch the Gorgon,
06:52the sooner we can pay the Simeonites a very...
06:55different sort of visit!
06:57He-he-he-he-he!
06:58I never know pistols fail!
07:02I'll never teach yourself that!
07:06Remember, they want these big apes to slam Prince Lightweight and his sister in the dungeon,
07:15so look for some way to offend someone!
07:18But if we do that, well, we end up in the dungeon as well!
07:22That's the point!
07:24Right!
07:25Offend someone's dungeon!
07:26Got it!
07:27Right!
07:28Needless to say, we have to fill the motor!
07:33Ah, King Dodogon!
07:35May I make you a plate?
07:37Ah!
07:38Ambassador Shriek!
07:40Well, that would be most polite!
07:42Actually, I was doing just that!
07:45Better make sure 8-Boy gets plenty of bananas, babe!
07:49Hush!
07:50If you offend Dodogon, we may all be out on our backsides!
07:55Lucky you've got so much padding!
08:01Oh!
08:02Aren't you enjoying the party?
08:04Your Majesty!
08:05Oh, yes, it's very nice!
08:07It's just that...
08:09Well, it reminds me of the parties my parents used to host.
08:12Oh, is that so?
08:14Yes.
08:15This is the first state function I've enjoyed...
08:18since the collapse of Luminicity.
08:20My father would have enjoyed this, so...
08:23I'm sorry, I'm spoiling your party.
08:25Oh, quite all right, my dear.
08:27Quite all right.
08:29All right, all right, everyone!
08:31Time for the dance!
08:33Oh, don't be so glum, pretty boy.
08:42It's fate.
08:43We were men for each other.
08:45Mmm.
08:46How about a little smooch?
08:48I'd rather suck Transmonia Deathstones.
08:51Let's see what I can arrange.
08:55It's been going on all night.
08:57It...
08:58It's like they want to pick a fight.
09:00So don't bite the bait.
09:01Perfect manners, remember?
09:03I know.
09:04But I don't have to like it.
09:06Take your...
09:10I can help you.
09:12Huh!
09:13Huh!
09:14Oh!
09:15Woah!
09:16Oh!
09:17You're majesty!
09:18Look what she said to me!
09:19To us!
09:20Huh-
09:21Please!
09:22It was an accident...
09:23Oh no!
09:24She's going to hit me!
09:26No, I'm not not all witnesses. It's self-defense
09:33Everybody down
09:50Please let your paws off me a big ape
09:53Oh
09:55Did you say a
09:58No, no, I didn't she did enough this barbarous behavior ends now
10:04God take them all to the dungeon you shall regret your crude behavior for a long time
10:23It's pretty dark near the back of the ship I can get us in there any luck raising Lightstar and Talon
10:29No, our comlinks don't have the range
10:32We can't wait for them to return agreed shorthanded or not we must get inside the Gorgon sink it
10:53It figures you two would do everything backwards
10:59You could have gotten rid of the Gorgon with your handy hand blasters have flown the coop right then and there
11:05Oh, but I forgot that would have been ruled right?
11:11Well, there's no one watching now you seem mighty pleased that we're stuck in this pit Shriek
11:16What I want to know is why we can't negotiate a treaty, but you can't negotiate a fuel deal either
11:22I
11:38Planted the rest of the explosives good as soon as we get out of here
11:42I'll use this detonator to blow the Gorgon to bits right where it sits
11:46But this is an hour ahead of schedule no more delays doctor lift off if you insist baron
12:08Activate iron shield
12:10The ship it's taking off and they've activated the force field
12:17I'll shadow leap us out of here
12:18No, if we try to traverse the ion shield will be vaporized
12:25Hmm might as well make the most of what little time principles got left
12:30You're joking right watch and learn
12:34Be honest, Justin
12:36Don't you get a little tired of playing soldier with your sister?
12:40Yeah
12:42Sometimes
12:44Excuse me?
12:46Back off sis Shriek's right
12:48I've had it with my royal duty
12:50Join us then you and me could have some real
12:52Fun
12:54I think I'm gonna be sick
12:56I've always wanted to be closer to Shriek
12:58Now's the perfect time
13:00Has anyone ever told you that you have
13:02Beautiful bones
13:04I'm sure there's a handsome skeleton under all that
13:06Awful flesh
13:08What are we waiting for?
13:10Shall we seal it with a kiss?
13:12I thought you'd never ask
13:18The romance is over
13:20Don't mind if I take back my pin
13:22No!
13:30Why you filthy
13:32Ha ha ha ha ha!
13:34Yeah!
13:36What's happened to me?
13:51No, no! We're fleshies again!
13:54We've got to get out!
13:55Oh, no, no, no! Hurry, hurry!
13:58Whoa, whoa, what's the rush, Dagger?
14:01We can't stay here! It's a death trap!
14:03It's a tomb!
14:04Why? What do you know? What's happening?
14:07Don't kill him!
14:08Now, now, it's not polite to interrupt.
14:14Oh, right, but you see, the Baron wants the fuel from the refinery the Simeonites got, except...
14:19Except?
14:20Except the Baron don't plan to pay.
14:23He's just gonna flatten the island and take over the refinery for himself.
14:28Of course! Nobody'd think he'd attack when his own ambassadors were here.
14:32Only when you were skeletons, it didn't matter.
14:35You just reassemble after he stopped bouncing the rubble.
14:38Except now that you're flesh and blood.
14:40Oh, we'll try along with the rest of you!
14:44No! No! It's the Baron! He's here!
14:51No! It's the Baron! He's here!
14:51Look, if any of us want to survive, we've got to work together.
15:17Oh, yes, absolutely, whatever you say.
15:20You're the boss.
15:22What's the plan?
15:23You coward.
15:25You'd do anything to save your little chicken weasel hide.
15:28Right.
15:29So, what's your point?
15:33Okay, we're in.
15:35Good.
15:36Now let's hope Baron Dark's a better shot than I thought.
15:39Did I miss something here?
15:40But Baron, we need more time to stabilize the Antigrap engines.
16:02I'm tired of excuses, Doctor.
16:05Faster!
16:14Light Star, you'll blast yourself to pieces.
16:16Not if I can catch it when the power fails.
16:18What do you know?
16:21It worked.
16:24You're welcome.
16:28Curse my clumsy hands.
16:30I'll get it.
16:31Too late.
16:42All hands!
16:44There are intruders on board!
16:46Find them!
16:47Come on, the communications room is this way.
16:51All right, we'll open a comm link.
16:53Then you two get Dark to call off his raid.
16:56How?
16:56I don't know.
16:57Lie.
16:58You're good at that.
17:06Ow!
17:07That fight!
17:11I mean, that really hurt!
17:13This flesh is useless.
17:15Stupid skin only does its hinge.
17:18Handles open.
17:19Okay, it's up to...
17:21Careful with those hand blasters, Principle.
17:24Wouldn't want this sword to slip now, would you?
17:28How can you do this to the Simeonites?
17:30Don't be fooled by appearances, doll.
17:32Inside, we're still skeleton warriors.
17:35Right!
17:36Who cares about a bunch of apes?
17:38Ahem.
17:39For the last time, don't call us apes!
17:46King Donogon!
17:49How rude of that barren Dark person to arrive without an invitation.
17:55The ship's nearly at the refinery.
17:57Sire, your anti-aircraft cannons won't crack the battleship's ion shield.
18:01We need something a lot bigger.
18:03Well then, we must blow up the fuel plant as their ship flies over it.
18:08But that refinery is our kingdom's livelihood.
18:12Can't let that beast Dark destroy the whole planet now, can we?
18:16What can I do to help?
18:17Good luck.
18:31Both of you.
18:32Thank you, ma'am.
18:33You'll need it.
18:38I like those two.
18:40I'll handle him.
18:44You handle this shield.
18:46Already on.
18:47YAH!
18:49Janet and Lightstar still alive?
18:52Launch all intercept teams.
18:54Let's just be ready.
18:55They are allusioned.
19:03We're getting dialed no to completely.
19:07YAH!
19:16It's being cyberyous.
19:17YAH!
19:18Not today's story, man.
19:19Wow, are they dumb.
19:43All done.
19:45Same here.
19:49We've lost the Ion Shield.
20:00Retreat!
20:01No!
20:01Blast those brats!
20:04Look, it's Grimskull and Guardian.
20:06Where?
20:07There.
20:08Hey, guys.
20:10Tell them!
20:11Right.
20:11Now, when I say so, jump.
20:14Go get them.
20:15I've got a parcel to deliver.
20:19Jump!
20:25Gotcha!
20:27Reverse blast!
20:42You guys are heavy.
20:50Talon, where's Lightstar?
20:52Right here.
20:54Anybody want to lift?
20:55On behalf of Simiana, I thank you.
21:05You saved us from a perfectly ghastly fate.
21:09But ruined your refinery in the process.
21:12Oh, pish posh.
21:13Refineries can be rebuilt.
21:15Lives, however, cannot.
21:16Perhaps now, together, we can defeat the Skeleton Warriors.
21:23Working together with others, that's a skill we Simeonites would be most interested in acquiring now.
21:29Ah, Dagger, I see you've put a little meat on your bones.
21:45Oh, it was horrible, Ben, it was horrible.
21:47And look what they've done to us.
21:49Please make me a Skeleton Warrior again.
21:52And I'll make you a Skeleton, Dagger.
21:58But first, we're going to play a little game.
22:01Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
22:09Can anyone remain truly neutral in the battle between darkness and light?
22:16Can you?
22:17Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
22:47Can you?
22:48Can you?
22:49Can you?
22:53Can you?
23:02Can you?
23:04Cool, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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