00:00I've worked with agents of every caliber, the best, the brightest, the most disciplined, and then there's him.
00:15Johnny English, a man who believes subtlety is overrated, explosions are persuasive, and passwords are optional.
00:23London faces a crisis of catastrophic proportions, a maniac with a nuclear bomb, and only one man who can accidentally save us all.
00:34We needed stealth, precision and strategy, we got English.
00:38He forgets briefings, insults ambassadors, and somehow, miraculously, survives every mission we send him on.
00:47If Chaos had a uniform, it would wear a tie and drive an Aston Martin into the Thames.
00:54And yet, against all logic, against every statistical model, he might just be the only one capable of stopping the end of the world.
01:04I suppose that's what makes him a legend, or a lawsuit waiting to happen.
01:09They told me he was unpredictable. They didn't mention he was allergic to wolves.
01:17The first time I met him, he introduced himself as the future of espionage, right before setting off the fire alarm.
01:27He's fearless, reckless, and somehow immune to embarrassment.
01:32We're tracking a villain who plans to vaporize London with a nuclear device, and he's more worried about parking tickets.
01:40But there's something about him.
01:42When things go wrong, and they always do, he's the one still standing in the smoke, grinning like it's all part of the plan.
01:51I'm John K.
01:53I'm John Kofron.
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