Welcome 2 Karachi का यह सीन Arshad Warsi की शानदार कॉमिक टाइमिंग और सिचुएशनल ह्यूमर से भरपूर है।
जब कॉमेडी मिलती है राजनीति और बॉर्डर सिचुएशन से, तब बनती है ऐसी सिचुएशनल कॉमेडी जो हंसी रोकने नहीं देती।
► Movie : Welcome 2 Karachi (2015)
► Star Cast : Arshad Warsi, Jackky Bhagnani, Lauren Gottlieb, Dalip Tahil, Ayub Khoso & Others
► Director : Ashish R. Mohan
► Producer : Vashu Bhagnani
Keywords : Welcome 2 Karachi funny scene, Arshad Warsi comedy, Karachi mein bandook wali comedy, Bollywood political comedy, Arshad Warsi best dialogues, Indian comedy movies, Karachi comedy satire, Arshad Warsi funny performance
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जब कॉमेडी मिलती है राजनीति और बॉर्डर सिचुएशन से, तब बनती है ऐसी सिचुएशनल कॉमेडी जो हंसी रोकने नहीं देती।
► Movie : Welcome 2 Karachi (2015)
► Star Cast : Arshad Warsi, Jackky Bhagnani, Lauren Gottlieb, Dalip Tahil, Ayub Khoso & Others
► Director : Ashish R. Mohan
► Producer : Vashu Bhagnani
Keywords : Welcome 2 Karachi funny scene, Arshad Warsi comedy, Karachi mein bandook wali comedy, Bollywood political comedy, Arshad Warsi best dialogues, Indian comedy movies, Karachi comedy satire, Arshad Warsi funny performance
#Welcome2Karachi #ArshadWarsi #BollywoodComedy #FunnyDialogues #KarachiComedy #AlooAurBandook #DesiComedy #PoliticalSatire #ComedyScene #JackkyBhagnani #bollywoodclips
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03:52If you give a tourist visa,
03:54someone will not know if I'm back or not.
03:57It is between us. No one will know.
03:59Security!
04:01You gotta be kidding me.
04:02Hey, Sammi.
04:03Sammi, I'm very angry,
04:05first of all,
04:06told me that my visa was rejected.
04:08I was rejected from Patil.
04:10He also rejected me.
04:12But I, you see,
04:14I'll take a lifetime visa.
04:17If you want to go to America,
04:19I'll take you.
04:21You have a visa,
04:22and not me.
04:24How do we go?
04:25Oh, a visa seems like an airport.
04:28We'll go from boats.
04:30What's happening?
04:31Can it happen?
04:32Of course, it can happen.
04:33Why can't it happen?
04:38We are going to go to Africa.
04:42Sammi, Sammi.
04:43Hey,
04:44we can't go to London.
04:46Please, brother.
04:48We'll go to London.
04:49Okay.
04:55And what are you going to go to America?
04:59Yeah.
05:00There is no future.
05:01There is no future.
05:02Mitesh, brother.
05:03you think tomorrow,
05:04we're going to come to London.
05:05We'll go to London.
05:06We'll go there and go to London.
05:07I'll go to London.
05:08I'll lose money.
05:09You'll see.
05:10Papa.
05:11Papa?
05:13I'm talking to you and say,
05:14I'm talking to you.
05:16And you want to go to America
05:18and party?
05:19No, Papa.
05:20The plan of future is.
05:21You're talking about the future.
05:22Who's talking about the future?
05:23You're talking about the future?
05:24Who's talking about the future?
05:25You're talking about the future?
05:26You both,
05:27there is no future.
05:29Mitesh, brother,
05:31you're thinking tomorrow.
05:32You're thinking tomorrow.
05:35You're thinking now,
05:37You're thinking about the stress.
05:38It doesn't have to be heart,
05:39which you don't have to be.
05:40That's why,
05:41what I'm saying,
05:42just wanna do it,
05:43don't play your brain.
05:45At night,
05:46I don't need anything to go home.
05:47Don't go further,
05:48and drink water on the boat.
06:00Good night.
06:01Good night.
06:01Good night.
06:08Good night.
06:20The boat is coming to take the boat and then go to party until the night, do you understand?
06:28Hey, time! The boat is coming! The boat is coming!
06:50What's the matter? What's the matter?
06:54The boat is coming!
06:57The boat is coming!
07:00The boat is coming!
07:03Hey, what? What?
07:06How about you?
07:09Aksarp has given you to be alive in this city.
07:14They just want to be alive.
07:17Now if you're alive, then you can also give you some place.
07:20Oh
07:23Jaij Kaka
07:32Oh uncle
07:34Oh, your brother
07:40Same to same my Jaij Kaka
07:42But this is not
07:44This is a little long
07:46Who is it?
07:48Who is it?
07:50Can you imagine the country's future
07:52When the country is still in the future
07:54The country is still in the future
07:56Muhammad Ali Jinnah
07:58Rai Diyazam
08:04In this canis
08:06In this canis
08:08In this canis
08:10In this canis
08:12In this canis
08:14Rai Diyazam
08:16Rai Diyazam
08:18Rai Diyazam
08:20Rai Diyazam
08:22Rai Diyazam
08:24Rai Diyazam
08:26Rai Diyazam
08:28Rai Diyazam
08:38Rai Diyazam
08:40Karachi?
08:41Yes, brother.
08:42The new Pakistan is being made.
08:44Pakistan?
08:45Yes.
08:46Shereef said that if he won in the election,
08:48he will die in a bomb or death,
08:51he will get a battle.
08:52Who is Shereef?
08:54I think that the death is higher, brother.
08:57Look, Shereef.
08:59Why did they get here?
09:01What?
09:02Did they get in Delhi?
09:04What happened?
09:06I'm going to take a break.
09:08I'm going to take a break.
09:12Kedar.
09:13Oh, shit.
09:16Oh, gullible.
09:18What do you want to do?
09:21The first generation of the studio,
09:23a bomb from the American drone,
09:25a bomb from their own mind,
09:27the Urdu is saying that you have a shame.
09:30You have a shame.
09:31A shame?
09:32What a shame?
09:33Kedar.
09:35I'm Kedar.
09:37No Durdu.
09:38Are they all the things in Delhi?
09:39Do you know what the problem is?
09:41No, wait for the first,
09:42one.
09:47One.
09:48One.
09:49One, two, two, one.
09:51One, two, two, three, two.
09:54One, two, one, three, two.
09:55One.
09:56One.
09:57One.
09:58One, two, one, two.
10:00One.
10:01One.
10:02One, two, two, two, one.
10:04I'm sorry, my son, I'm sorry.
10:11You're the only one to go.
10:16I'm sorry, my son.
10:17I think I'm sorry.
10:22Here's my son.
10:26How do you know?
10:28I know three.
10:30So, Jita.
10:32Let's go.
10:48Hey, Sammi, this is not fair, huh?
10:51This is very wrong.
10:52Yes, it's very wrong.
10:56My clothes are broken, you're broken.
10:58This is not fair, Sammi.
10:59Are you going to fashion show?
11:01No, I don't know what happened.
11:02Is it a clothes?
11:04I said I'm not wearing clothes.
11:06It's bad luck, you know?
11:07We're in Pakistan.
11:09What can we do more than this?
11:11You...
11:12Come here, Sammi.
11:13Let's take it first.
11:14Let's take it.
11:16Do we have to take BST or do we have to take it?
11:18Let's take it.
11:20Get out of the car.
11:21Get out of the car.
11:23Get out of the car.
11:24Get out of the car.
11:26Get out of the car.
11:27Get out of the car.
11:29Who is this?
11:30Hey, my sister, don't kill me.
11:31Don't kill me.
11:32Don't kill me.
11:33Look, look.
11:34We have not done anything.
11:35Why are you holding us?
11:36Let's go.
11:37We all know.
11:38Let's go.
11:39Let's go.
11:40What do you want?
11:41You have to be born with children.
11:43This is a way of building.
11:45Let's go.
11:46Sorry.
11:47Sorry.
11:48Sorry.
11:49No, no, no.
11:50I...
11:51No, no.
11:53I'll let you do something.
11:54I'll let you do something.
11:55You got a hammer?
11:56Yes.
11:57But then I was not in my brain.
12:00Is it the telephone?
12:01What is the telephone?
12:02Hurry up!
12:03What is the phone?
12:04Oh no!
12:05Oh no!
12:06Oh no!
12:07I need a towel and a towel.
12:08I need a towel and a towel.
12:09Oh Sammi, I don't have to worry about this.
12:12I'm giving you pictures.
12:14Hello? Hello Papa?
12:16Kedar?
12:17Kedar, son.
12:18Where are you from?
12:19Papa, we're in Karachi.
12:22Karachi?
12:23I don't see anything about this.
12:26Oh!
12:27Shit!
12:28Shit!
12:29Shit!
12:30Shit!
12:31When will you make your father's fault?
12:33Huh?
12:34That's right, Sammi.
12:35Papa, he's doing the delivery, Papa.
12:37Boy!
12:38Boy!
12:39Delivery?
12:40Oh, what's the raw material for him?
12:43One minute, Papa.
12:44Hey, Sammi.
12:45What's the name of the girl?
12:47Sorry, Papa.
12:48That's a disturbance.
12:49You go back with the boat.
12:52Papa, the boat...
12:55One minute.
12:58Hey, Sammi.
12:59Can you take something?
13:00Sammi.
13:01I'll take a black coffee.
13:02Should I order something for you?
13:04Hey, sir.
13:05Hey, black coffee.
13:06Please.
13:07Thank you, huh?
13:08Hello?
13:09Hello, Papa.
13:10Papa, we're in Pakistan.
13:12If you're in Pakistan, you call the Indian army.
13:14Why are you doing this?
13:16Papa, but we don't have a number of Indian army.
13:19No, no, no.
13:20Oh, my God.
13:21I have an idea.
13:22It's a vacuum cleaner.
13:23It's a vacuum cleaner.
13:24It's a vacuum cleaner?
13:25It's a vacuum cleaner?
13:26Yes?
13:27I'll do it.
13:28I'll do it.
13:29I'll do it.
13:30I'll do it.
13:31Chacha.
13:32I need a vacuum cleaner.
13:34It's a vacuum cleaner.
13:40Oh, my God.
13:41Oh, my God.
13:42Oh, my God.
13:43Oh, my God.
13:49Papa, you won't believe me.
13:50Shami gave me a child.
13:52I'll do it.
13:53If you guys are somewhere,
13:54even with the boat,
13:56go to the boat.
13:58Papa,
13:59I'll do it.
14:00Papa,
14:01what's the name of the boat?
14:03Papa,
14:05I'll do it.
14:07He's a dog.
14:10He's a dog.
14:11He's a dog.
14:13He's a dog.
14:14He's a dog.
14:15He's a dog.
14:16He's a dog.
14:17Who was talking on the phone?
14:19He's talking to Papa.
14:21Papa,
14:22what's the name of the boat?
14:23He's not doing anything.
14:24He's not doing anything.
14:25Hey, Sammy.
14:26What are we doing now?
14:28The Indian Council.
14:30He's got 100% help.
14:35Where is he?
14:36We can't ask anyone.
14:37Why?
14:38Hey, Uncle.
14:39What's your name?
14:40Where is the Indian Council?
14:42We're not going there.
14:44We're not going there.
14:46He's going there.
14:47He's going there.
14:48He's going there.
14:49He's going there.
14:50Oh, he's in Clifton.
14:54Hey, Sammy.
14:55Who is this?
14:56I have no idea.
14:57It's possible that in Pakistan,
14:59every 4th house,
15:00someone will have a good idea.
15:01Can you deliver someone?
15:02Raju Hirani.
15:03Go.
15:04Clifton.
15:05Okay.
15:06Clifton.
15:07Okay.
15:08Okay.
15:09Okay.
15:10What are you doing?
15:11You can deliver someone?
15:12I'm going to deliver someone.
15:13How are you doing it?
15:14Raju Hirani.
15:17Okay.
15:18Clifton.
15:19Okay.
15:20Anish, chit, Anish, chit, tic.
15:23Kaltak band.
15:26Kripya Hindustani dhutawas.
15:29Islamabad se sampark karein.
15:33Eh, toh, koon sa wala padh raha tha?
15:35Kurdu wala.
15:36Eh.
15:37Eh, se kaise bandh ho sakta, yaar?
15:38Toh, India ki tarah, bad bad pe chutti.
15:40Toh, Pakistan pe bhaena, India type behavior.
15:42Eh, sammeh. Eh, sammeh.
15:44Eh, bhoog lag raha, sammeh.
15:46Kaam kartham, pooshtam kisi se.
15:48Ah.
15:49Tu beth.
15:57Dada, eka bhi kulega?
15:58Noi kulega, dr. sahab.
15:59Pisle hapte, eehaan joh goli wari hoi thi,
16:00usmeh kisi nyeh chaye wale ko goli maa di.
16:02Tabsa, mein khadao kar yaan chaye beish raho hon.
16:04Eh, se goli maa di?
16:05Yek konsulat ka ilaka hai, yaha yehi hota hai.
16:08Aak eehi thayre.
16:09Hmm.
16:16Kaurachi mei logoko goli cholane mei moja aata hai na.
16:18Achcha.
16:19Alu ke bhao mei to bikta hai goliya.
16:20Alu ke bhao mei goliya.
16:21Isi liye mein bhi aapnei hifaaazat ke liye ye khuri liya.
16:24Pidhali ye khuri liya.
16:40Excuse me.
16:42Isi kuhi dekha hai?
16:43What danger is there, yaha item?
16:44Who to hai?
16:45Alo?
16:46Arre, aap loog pohunchei nahi?
16:49India?
16:50Arre, Indian consulate, Clifton?
16:52You are coming to India.
16:54I've seen her somewhere.
16:58Yeah. One minute.
17:01Hey, Sammy.
17:02Karachi's hot ladies is calling you.
17:08What are you doing with your hands?
17:10Oh shit shit!
17:12Oh shit shit!
17:18Oh shit!
17:20Khambhadu, Jungsu ho gaya hai.
17:22What the?
17:30Stop, stop, stop.
17:32I know you're Pakistan.
17:34What?
17:36You got pregnant with her,
17:38you got pregnant with her,
17:40you got pregnant with her.
17:42Huh?
17:54America!
17:56How many times do I need to tell you
17:58that now I'm in there.
18:00This little man is going to show you.
18:02Subshake me!
18:04That's the oil!
18:08You got pregnant!
18:10You got pregnant!
18:12Don't do it!
18:14I have to understand.
18:19What?
18:21I had to wear a suit.
18:26Uh...I'm dead.
18:29And you've got to take the doctor.
18:33I've got to wear a suit.
18:35Can you wear a suit?
18:38And you've got to wear a suit.
18:40And the doctor said that the doctor complained to his wife and the wife told her to take her back to her husband.
18:45That's why we're going to run a gun.
18:47What the hell is this, man?
18:48The girls just hit the gun.
19:10Oh
19:27Don't do Lani
19:30Here doctor Nia
19:33What to look Pakistan even a year
19:35No.
19:36He came from India.
19:38Yes.
19:39He also came from the port.
19:41What?
19:42You've heard of people who didn't know our story.
19:44Otherwise, no one didn't believe.
19:46Stop!
19:47You've written something in my mother's mother.
19:50Now tell us, how do we believe in your story?
19:54YouTube.
19:55YouTube.
19:56My dad and my dad are doing a dance video.
19:58Who is Tina?
19:59YouTube is banned in Pakistan.
20:01What?
20:02Banned.
20:03And all?
20:04Banned.
20:05Oh, Uncle.
20:06What's your house in your house?
20:07Oh!
20:08I told you, you're going to spend a lot of money.
20:10Everything is Banned.
20:20Now tell us.
20:22Who is your man?
20:24Who has sent you?
20:26No one is.
20:27No one has sent us.
20:29He was hungry.
20:30That's why he stole the pizza.
20:31What did we tell you that the pizza bag is closed?
20:33What?
20:34He's not a joke.
20:35Who will you tell me?
20:36Who will you tell me?
20:37Your dad?
20:38Huh?
20:39Your dad will tell me.
20:40What?
20:41Hey, brother.
20:42My dad doesn't give me money.
20:43What will he give me?
20:44He will give me.
20:45He will give me.
20:46He will give me.
20:47He will give me.
20:48He will give me.
20:49Zubair.
20:50Bye.
20:55Call a number.
20:56Hmmmm...
20:577?
21:00We are talking about the number.
21:02Ah.
21:0398203 65608
21:06Hello, my name is Kedar Patil. Hello, Kedar Patil. Hello. I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to you.
21:24Matej, Kedar Patil. Hello Matej, I'm talking to Karachi Pakistan.
21:31Hey, my brother. If you have to book a boat, just call me in the office.
21:35Oh, Naku. Listen to our story. Your son and his friend are with us.
21:42If you are Kedar and Shammie, I'm going to break your tongue.
21:47I'm not someone's friend.
21:50I'll try it.
21:52Don't understand.
21:54Matej, what are you doing? Why are you arguing?
21:57Why are you arguing? I'm going to kill you.
21:59You know, I'm going to kill you.
22:01One minute.
22:02Hello, Papa.
22:04Papa, you've never taken me seriously.
22:06The last time I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you.
22:08I'm going to kill you.
22:10Now, you've got money.
22:12You've got money.
22:14You've got money.
22:16You've got money.
22:18You've got money.
22:19You've got money.
22:20You've got money.
22:21You've got money.
22:22You've got money.
22:23You've got money.
22:24You've got money.
22:25You've got money.
22:26You've got money.
22:27You've got money.
22:28You've got money.
22:29You've got money.
22:30You've got money.
22:31You've got money.
22:32You've got money.
22:33You've got money.
22:34You've got money.
22:35You've got money.
22:36You've got money.
22:37You've got money.
22:38You've got money.
22:39You've got money.
22:40You've got money.
22:41He took his birth.
22:42We told you to give them a little bit.
22:44Let's give them our money.
22:45Let's do it and go to the bar.
22:4650 is a lot more.
22:47They do one job.
22:48Let's do it in the 20s.
22:50How much do you do this?
22:53Let's do it in 30s.
22:5530,000,000?
22:57It seems that the rate has changed in Karachi.
23:00Let's do it.
23:01Before 20 and after 10 deliveries.
23:04Okay.
23:06Naku,
23:08we don't have money.
23:11Yes.
23:12This is our special guest.
23:14Give them a special gift.
23:16Of course, brother.
23:17What do you say?
23:20A little...
23:22Seek kebab, tangani kebab,
23:25chapli kebab.
23:26You'll have a romani roti,
23:27and a little biryani.
23:29You'll have to give them a bit.
23:31You'll have to give them a bit.
23:33You'll have to give them a bit.
23:34And if you like something else,
23:36send them.
23:38Uncle,
23:39you'll have to give them all these things.
23:43Listen to our story.
23:47Come on, Naku.
23:48We talk with you.
23:53Listen to our story.
23:55We talk with you.
23:57The truth is not...
23:58You'll have to listen to the ears.
23:59I'm eating from the ears.
24:00You'll hear it.
24:01I'm listening to the ears.
24:02You'll go to the ears.
24:03You'll go to the ears.
24:05You'll go out here.
24:06You'll go on the town.
24:07You'll go out to the right side.
24:08You'll get the ears.
24:09You'll go straight in Baharach.
24:10Why a cut Man Do?
24:11Uncle.
24:14One question was,
24:15we could go to Bangkok.
24:16What's your mother?
24:18If you don't want to open your mouth.
24:24Oh, my God.
24:25Let's take them.
24:26Yes.
24:38Brother, that's your mind.
24:40Brother, this is a part of the pitanos.
24:42We'll see someone who's going to kill someone.
24:44We'll kill someone who's going to kill someone.
24:46We'll kill someone who's going to kill someone.
24:48We'll see someone who's going to kill someone.
24:50Oh, my God.
24:51How are you talking about it?
24:52You're just like we've ever met.
24:53Look, you're going to be in India.
24:55You're going to be in my house.
24:56And on Facebook, I'll send you a request.
24:58You're going to accept me.
24:59And you're going to share your photos.
25:00You want your good.
25:01You're going to be closed.
25:03Okay.
25:04All right.
25:05All right.
25:06All right.
25:07What did you say?
25:08I was just saying that...
25:09I didn't say that I was going to tell you.
25:10I didn't say that.
25:11A tune goes up in the air as he connected.
25:13It's gone.
25:15It's gone, In肯.
25:17Eso part of life.
25:18Eso part of life.
25:19It's a Vampire match.
25:21It's a Vampire.
25:27A Vampire!
25:29Lets die.
25:30It's a Vampire match.
25:31It's a Vampire match.
25:32It's a Vampire match.
25:33I'll tell you.
25:34Whatever the happens.
25:35With that raspy Treatment team!
25:37Yes, yes, yes, yes!
26:05What happened?
26:07Don't mess with the channel, sir!
26:11It seems like a surprise.
26:15Let's go, run!
26:19Let's go, run!
26:21Let's go, run!
26:23Let's go, run!
26:29Let's go, run!
26:31Let's go, run!
26:33Let's go, run!
26:35Let's go, run!
26:37Oh, my God!
26:39My God!
26:41My God!
26:43Let's go, run!
26:45Let's go, run!
26:51Let's go, run!
26:53Let's go, run!
26:55Let's go, run!
27:01Let's go, run!
27:03Let's go, run!
27:05Let's go, run!
27:07What's your name?
27:17Shammie. This is Gunga.
27:23Okay.
27:26Nothing.
27:37Oh.
27:40Bárbara, bárbara!
28:07Nobody.
28:17Oh yeah.
28:27So
28:30I don't know.
29:00This place is very dangerous.
29:30Here, if we listen to them, we will die.
29:33If we listen to them, we will die.
29:35We should run away from here quickly.
29:37What am I thinking?
29:38What am I thinking?
29:39What do you mean?
29:40What do you mean?
29:41I mean...
29:42Is it like Simla?
29:44Simla?
29:45I'm telling you two or three days here.
29:47Two or three days after your father,
29:49are we going to save you?
29:50Hey!
29:51Do you understand?
29:53How much time do you take a holiday in the mountains?
29:56We have a chance to run away from them.
29:59Yeah...
30:01It's like Gujarati, sir.
30:03It's like Gujarati.
30:04It's like Gujarati.
30:06It's just one thing in Gujarati.
30:09It's just one thing.
30:10First of all,
30:12which is...
30:13Tonight, three days, three days, holidays with Al-Qaeda.
30:17Hi, my heavenly trauma!
30:19Come on!
30:20A evacuee!
30:21If you are joking about that,
30:23this is Gujarati.
30:24This is Gujarati.
30:25The name of Gujarati is Gujarati.
30:28Hey, I'm not the one.
30:30You are joking about that.
30:32It's really my father.
30:33This is the name of Gujarati.
30:34You're joking about that.
30:35This is Gujarati.
30:36It's Gujarati.
30:37What's your name, Gunga?
30:41His name is Gunga.
30:45Gunga-ul-Ittafak.
30:48And what's your name?
30:51Shami...
30:53Al...
30:55What the fuck?
30:57Oh, Gunga, are you Gujaratiya?
31:02You're ready, Gunga!
31:04You're ready!
31:05I think you're Gujarati!
31:09Our new destination, our new mission is Gujarat.
31:13We've got the whole Gujarat.
31:15He was ready for it.
31:16Yes, yes.
31:17I'm ready.
31:18I was in Gujarat.
31:20Now, I'll go to Gujarat.
31:22And I'll throw it in.
31:24I'll have a blast in Gujarat!
31:29You're like Mujat.
31:32You can go anywhere.
31:33You're like Gujarat.
31:34You're Gujarat.
31:35You're Gujarat.
31:36You're the one who's in Washington.
31:38You're the one who's in Gujarat.
31:40We fuck you too!
31:43No, I fuck you.
31:47No, we fuck you.
31:50No, I fuck you.
31:52No, no, no.
31:53We fuck you.
31:54We all fuck you.
31:55No, we fuck you.
31:56WE all fuck you.
31:57We all fuck you.
32:00We all fuck you.
32:01I love Punjab, let's go, let's go.
32:31Yeah, I love Punjab, let's go.
32:37I love Punjab, yeah.
32:41Come on.
32:48What's it, oh man, you're fine.
33:01Come on.
33:06Come on.
33:07Oh, come on.
33:10Come on, let's go.
33:11Come on, let's eat some roti.
33:13Come on, let's go.
33:15It's so warm and so sweet.
33:17You can find yourself in your country.
33:19Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
33:24Have you done a real deal, Sanji?
33:25Yes.
33:26If you've done a great job you've done,
33:28you've done a great job.
33:30What?
33:31How do you do that?
33:33You've never been hurt.
33:37If you've crossed the border,
33:38then you're very scared.
33:40If you've crossed the border,
33:43then you'll have to go to the border.
33:46Uncle Wegbar went wrong.
33:49But tell me, how do you say it?
33:51The people of Pakistan are in the border.
33:53No.
33:54Pakistani.
33:55Come on, come on.
33:56Honestly,
33:57there are a lot of people like Hindustan.
34:00Yes.
34:01There are a lot of people,
34:03there are a lot of people.
34:05There are a lot of people in the beach.
34:07That's right.
34:08There are a lot of people in the beach.
34:10There are a lot of people in the beach.
34:11Same to the same.
34:14Oh, yes.
34:15If you do a lot of work,
34:16then you'll have a lot of fun.
34:18Hey, Uncle.
34:19Where are you?
34:20Uncle.
34:21Come on.
34:22Yes, yes, yes.
34:23Come on.
34:24Come on.
34:25Come on.
34:26Come on.
34:27Come on.
34:38Come on.
34:39Come on, si.
34:40Let's just talk a little bit.
34:44Steve?
34:45Hello, Si.
34:46Hey.
34:47What happened?
34:48What happened?
34:49The truth is that the truth has been happening.
34:51I've come home.
34:52Yes.
34:53What?
34:54What is your hatred?
34:55The truth is that my hatred is made.
34:57The truth is that I come from the truth.
34:58Yes, the truth is.
34:59In Pakistan.
35:05I want to go to Pakistan.
35:08a lot of people who haven't come to this world.
35:11What's this?
35:12Pakistan!
35:16What do I have to do to the people who...
35:18look at this place?
35:21What's wrong?
35:23It's an easy one.
35:25I have to say something.
35:27I have to say something.
35:29I'm not gonna have to go to the house.
35:32Look, I'm not gonna have to go to the house.
35:34Look, I'm not gonna have to go to the house.
35:37You know, it's a potan.
35:39Potan?
35:40You're gonna eat it.
35:41You're gonna eat it?
35:42You're gonna eat it.
35:46Get the glass!
35:48Who's the glass?
35:50Don't say that, it's a glass.
35:54You're gonna get the glass.
35:55No, it's a glass.
35:57Look, we have to go to the uncle.
36:00Who's uncle?
36:01Mr. Baloch.
36:03You're one or two uncles in Pakistan.
36:05Yes.
36:06Uncle, will you leave us?
36:08We'll leave, Basha.
36:11No, no, no.
36:12We'll leave you alone.
36:13Basha, brother.
36:15You understand?
36:16Inshallah.
36:17Inshallah.
36:20Look, I'm sorry.
36:22I'm very, very sorry.
36:24We don't trust you.
36:26Hey.
36:27I can trust my father once.
36:29But you, I will never trust him.
36:31Look, the GPS in his car wasn't working.
36:34Okay?
36:35Yeah, GPS, GPS.
36:36If you ask him, he'll ask him.
36:37Who?
36:38Him.
36:39Fire.
36:40Okay.
36:41Gary, you're fired.
36:42You see?
36:43He's not working for me anymore.
36:44Good boy.
36:45I need someone.
36:46Can I hire you?
36:47Sure.
36:48What do I have to do so that you fine gentlemen get out of here and are not seen in this country
36:56anymore?
36:57Oh.
36:58Give us five seconds.
36:59We want to go back by Air India.
37:14Air India doesn't fly from here.
37:16We don't care.
37:17Okay.
37:18And we want two separate cabins with double beds and 54 inch television.
37:22Are you serious?
37:23Yes.
37:24And I want to watch only in the films until the time my film doesn't end, the plane should
37:28not land and go round and round and round and round and round and finally land in Gujarat.
37:33Multiple choices in food, veg and non-veg at least 25 different dishes.
37:40Oh, yeah.
37:41I'll see what I can do on that one.
37:43Land.
37:44Normal, good looking, air express.
37:45What?
37:46No, wait a second.
37:47Now you're pushing it.
37:48You're going a bit too far.
37:49Better upholstery.
37:50No way.
37:51Good cutlery.
37:52No way.
37:53Clean bathroom.
37:54Damn it.
37:55That's impossible.
37:56Well, you'll find me flying here, Land.
37:58Who cares now?
37:59Thanks.
38:00I suppose now you'll be wanting an American passport.
38:02Salat.
38:03I want Indian passport.
38:06But with multiple American visa with lifetime.
38:11And you?
38:12Dual citizenship.
38:14Indian and American.
38:16Hmm.
38:17American and UK.
38:18Oh, I have two.
38:19Two of them.
38:29Do you have a gun?
38:30I always carry a gun, sir.
38:31Would you like me to shoot them?
38:32I want to shoot myself.
38:33Shall I load the gun for you?
38:34Dorothy, I want you to get them ready and send them home.
38:38This time, for real.
38:39I want you to get them ready and send them home.
38:41This time, for real.
38:43This time, for real.
38:44This time, for real.
38:45This time, for real.
38:50There is not a gun.
38:51What we need to do a gun, I don't need to do.
38:52There is gun.
38:53I cannot mesure.
38:54I know.
38:55There is gun.
38:56It is gun.
38:57There is gun.
38:58In the sense of gun, in the same way.
38:59You've got people armed.
39:00It is gun.
39:01There is gun.
39:02They are gun.
39:03They are gun-omatic.
39:04Questions.
39:05We need to move.
39:06You've got people with gun.
39:07That's even gun.
39:08It is gun-off, people.
39:09The gun will be more of gun.
39:10I'm going to go on the other side.
39:14Now, stand here in front of the camera.
39:29Security!
39:30Your passport will be removed.
39:35Next, please.
39:37Show your passport.
39:58This is the camera.
40:01Take the glasses.
40:05Come back.
40:06How do you have to come from Pakistan?
40:13Because of the cyclone, I'm going to Pakistan in a rubber tube.
40:21You have a good sense of humor.
40:27This is your passport and have a good day.
40:34You too.
40:35You have to go.
40:36I know.
40:39Look, we have to call the police.
40:42Yes.
40:43And I have to go back to the pilot.
40:45Okay.
40:46In a plane.
40:47Yes.
40:48But how do I do this?
40:50You can do so many times.
40:52You can do anything.
40:53Yes.
40:54Think.
40:55Let's go.
40:56Let's go.
40:57Let's go.
40:58How did you do this?
41:01What are you doing?
41:02I'm doing this.
41:03Let's go.
41:04Let's go.
41:05Let's go.
41:06You don't understand your secret mission, let's go to the doctor.
41:07Yes sir.
41:08And the rest of me, let's go.
41:09Yes sir.
41:10Come on.
41:11Come on.
41:12Come on.
41:13Come on.
41:14Come on.
41:15Come on.
41:16Come on.
41:17You understand your secret mission, so let's call him the lady.
41:21Yes sir.
41:22Come on.
41:23Come on.
41:24As-salamu alaykum, they are both in Karachi airport and they have recognized me.
41:40Plan B, activate the video.
41:54Plan B, activate the video.
42:10You shut up, fight it, and you're not going to die.
42:40Oh
43:10Pujar sir, I'm going to stop
43:12Okay
43:17Nobody move
43:19Hey, you
43:40Oh
44:10I am sorry I am sorry we are here to help you
44:18Oh
44:22Oh
44:27Oh
44:29Oh
44:31Oh
44:33Oh
44:35Oh
44:40Oh, it's an inspector.
44:46Put it here.
44:47Wait, wait, wait.
44:48Wait.
44:49Wait.
44:59Wait, wait, wait.
45:01Wait.
45:10Damn it.
45:23totally.
45:32Let's go!
45:34Let's go!
45:44Abim!
45:46Why are you killing me?
45:48I'm going to kill you!
45:50Who will land the plane?
45:52Who? Who?
45:54No!