00:00You cannot go to your first day of school like that.
00:05You're in the red states now.
00:07Go Griffiths!
00:10I've got to prepare you for this world.
00:12Be a lamb and make your muff another drinky.
00:14You know, son, the nail that sticks out gets hammered down.
00:18I am being terrorized out there all day, every day.
00:23Aren't you being overly dramatic?
00:25Normally, I would take that as a compliment.
00:27I just wanted to let you know that I think you're amazing.
00:32That didn't start with you.
00:33I certainly did not need to make that sound.
00:37You're not supposed to feel.
00:40You're supposed to be a man and do!
00:44In this situation, school might get a whole lot better.
00:46Just turn it down a little.
00:47Why did you stop wearing blue jeans?
00:49I'm compromising myself for reasons I don't even understand.
00:51I mean, you're not getting beamed in the head as much anymore.
00:57What am I going to do with you?
01:02I am announcing my candidacy for homecoming queen!
01:10How do you want to be identified?
01:11Gay, straight, transgender?
01:13Gender obliviator?
01:14Freak!
01:15Well, I was going to reclaim it as my own anyway.
01:17Are you serious?
01:17You do what you want, but from now on, you're on your own.
01:20We dream awake!
01:22This is a simple case of decency versus the pattern.
01:25If life kicks you, you just kick higher!
01:29You can call me a freak, okay.
01:30You're all freaks, too.
01:33Is that what being a teenager is all about?
01:35And now, ladies and gentlemen, here comes Billy Bloom!
01:37What's the F for?
01:49It's for freak, you freak.
01:52Hit him to the left!
01:53Hit him to the left!
01:55Stand up, sit down, fight, fight, fight!
01:57I got it!
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