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Have you ever been through a bad breakup where you hated the world and yourself? We follow Deen Pine in his desperate at | dG1fN00tdkJRcFJsYTQ
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00:00How about we have sex on Monday?
00:04I can't on Monday. It's Wendy's birthday.
00:07Let's just cuddle instead.
00:09Intercourse is the ultimate form of cuddling.
00:11What about Thursday?
00:12I start my amoxicillin on Thursday. I can't do that.
00:14Oh my God. You're not sick.
00:16I'm sick, okay? I'm gaining weight. My face is swelling.
00:19Okay, okay, okay. Friday, 5 p.m.
00:21You know, having sex with you is so routine.
00:23It's like I'm paying with my credit card.
00:25It's like you're like, go ahead, sir. Insert.
00:27Oh, actually I can't on Friday. I'm helping Hany sell bubble tea in Koreatown.
00:30How hard is it to sell bubble tea to an Asian person?
00:33Okay, Wednesday at 4.
00:35I have to babysit at 5, my niece.
00:37Oh right, your buffer period.
00:39I need a 90 minute buffer period after ejaculating before I can interact with a family member.
00:43Okay, okay, okay. Wednesday at 7.
00:477.45 can work for me.
00:52I think that could work.
00:55I'll bring the bubble tea.
00:57And some tetracycline?
00:59Dean.
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