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Scallywagga is a British comedy sketch show, written by Stuart Kenworthy, who has worked on Green Wing and Smack the Pon | dHNfQkE0Q0NUNTljSEU

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00:00Let's dance to Joy Division
00:01And celebrate the irony
00:04Everything is going wrong
00:06But we're so happy
00:08Let's dance to Joy Division
00:09And raise our glass to the ceiling
00:12Cos this could all go so wrong
00:14But we're so happy
00:16And we're so happy
00:18Yes, hello. I'm getting someone now.
00:22Someone not long in spirit.
00:25A lady. An old lady.
00:27And, uh, Margaret.
00:30Mum, it's Gran. It's Gran.
00:33She's saying something.
00:35She's trying to tell me something.
00:37Yeah?
00:37She's saying something to me.
00:40She's got a message for you.
00:43Ben?
00:45Yeah?
00:46She wants you to know that she's with you all the time.
00:50Watching over you.
00:52Hello, Gran.
00:53And she's got another message for you.
00:55Yeah?
00:57More role work and less wanking, you dirty little bastard.
01:00You're worse than your grandad.
01:01Don't cry, let it cross you by.
01:07I'll be by your side each and every day.
01:11We bring yesterday back around.
01:16Cos I know how I feel about you now.
01:22I was dumb, I was wrong.
01:24I led you to the beautiful girl.
01:29That's why it'll never work.
01:32You'll have me suicidal.
01:34So, look.
01:35Did you watch it last night?
01:42Yeah, did you?
01:43Yeah!
01:44I taped it.
01:46Oh, it is the best program on teled by my own.
01:48I know, it is so funny.
01:50You know the best beat?
01:51Yeah, Big Edge.
01:52Oh, big head is so mental.
01:55Atili-mundo.
01:56Atili-mundo.
01:57It's just a classic car.
01:59Isn't it?
02:00Atili-mundo.
02:01Atili-mundo.
02:02Atili-mundo.
02:03Atili-mundo.
02:05Atili-mundo.
02:06Atili-mundo.
02:07Atili-mundo.
02:08Atili-mundo.
02:09You two, pack it in.
02:11Atili-mundo.
02:12Atili-mundo.
02:14You don't have to do this.
02:15Atili-mundo.
02:18Can't you see?
02:19This is what they want you to do.
02:20You know I've been thinking and it's true what they say laughter really is the best medicine
02:45Why have elephants got big ears because Noddy won't pay the ransom
02:55Because Noddy won't pay the ransom
03:00Happy
03:01Make you happy baby
03:05Oh no no
03:07I'll start on Tudor history
03:13Quiet
03:14Now open your box on chapter 3
03:17Miss Luke
03:20Oh
03:21It's Tilly Bando
03:24Tilly Bando
03:25Tilly Bando
03:27Tilly Bando
03:29Tilly Bando
03:31It's Tilly Bando
03:33Tilly Bando
03:34Tilly Bando
03:35Table of the elements
03:37Miss, Miss, quick it's Emily
03:40What now? Scallop fever
03:42I feel really rubbish miss
03:44Oh for fuck's sake
03:46Oh
03:49Miss said fuck
03:50No I didn't
03:51I said chucks
03:52It's fake
03:53Emily, shower now
03:55Yes miss, sorry miss
03:57You did say fuck me
04:02Shut it
04:03Fuck fuck fuck fuck
04:05Fuck fuck fuck
04:07I'm sorry
04:10I know
04:12It's not fair
04:13I know
04:14It's black
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