00:00Just another day at the office, eh, Mr. McD?
00:12Been there. I don't have an office per se, but in some ways, the road is my office.
00:18Hey, that's deep. I gotta write that down.
00:21Eyes on the road, McQuack. Every dent is coming out of your salary.
00:30Absolutely. Hey, you read about that crazy snowstorm on the Drake Barrier Reef?
00:35I'd hate to fly into that one. See, I'm a bit of a pilot, and, uh...
00:40Oh, okay, divider. There you go.
00:47Hit the brake!
00:51Why aren't we moving?
01:08And that's why you don't scream while sinking in quicksand.
01:11Webby, please don't tell me how to die!
01:13Don't worry. I've read all about the ancient pyramids. I'll show you the ins and outs.
01:18We'd love to focus on the outs.
01:24I was right!
01:25The tomb of Tothra, bringer of the sun. I've been searching for decades...
01:32Launchpad!
01:34Did you want a bite?
01:35This is the last of the lost pyramids! Show some respect!
01:43Sorry, Mr. McD.
01:45Oh, man! What if there's a whole army of mummies down here?
01:48Unlikely. Mummification was an expensive process meant for royalty. It'd be rare for more than one... mummy.
01:54Tothra was pretty rich. I bet there's at least six.
01:57Rich? What are we talking? Jewels? Antiquities? What?
02:00Pharaohs from this period were typically entombed with treasure, servants, jars full of vital organs.
02:04Ignoring the bad parts! See you in the treasure room! Whee!
02:08Castle!
02:09Hardly!
02:16That was pretty anticlimactic.
02:18Ooh, ooh, ooh.
02:19Ah!
02:20Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh...
02:24Whoah!
02:37Mummies!
02:38Mind me, they could be dangerous.
02:41Speak, you ancient miscreate.
02:49The Temple of the Golden Cricket.
02:52Every 50 years at sundown, the Golden Cricket emerges singing its ethereal song.
02:58Some say the song holds the answer to life's greatest mysteries.
03:01How did we get here?
03:03What's our purpose in the universe?
03:04Wait, is that a neon hot dog?
03:06So cool!
03:09I'm hungry!
03:12Yes, yes, the city of Makaw is very exciting to look at,
03:16but you'll only find empty distractions there.
03:18I can't believe Uncle Gladstone is here!
03:21He's so charming!
03:23And funny!
03:24He's like the luckiest guy in the world!
03:26Uncle Donald, you must have had the best time growing up with him!
03:31Hey, $20!
03:36Hey, $20!
03:42Hey, $20!
03:43What?
03:52He's the worst!
03:53That's the worst!
03:55Gladstone Gander is a complete layabout.
03:58I don't know why we're responding to his call.
04:00It was a call for help!
04:01And like Uncle Donald says, family always helps family.
04:05Why did I say that?
04:06Plus, he's easily our coolest uncle.
04:09Hey!
04:10Sorry, coolest non-trillionaire uncle.
04:15Hey, come on.
04:16Uncle Donald is kind of cool.
04:17I've asked ye lads who be faint-hearted.
04:35We rule these skies uncharted.
04:37Cruel and vicious hearties we
04:40Who sail upon the skies and not the sea
04:44Tis I who lead this fearsome crew
04:49With dagger, swagger, daring do
04:51Handsome and fearsome and suave
04:54He's the famous pirate captain, Don Carnage
04:58Ha-ha!
04:59Hoist the flag and weigh the anchor
05:01Circle a ship and pull the flanker
05:03High, all we live to plunder
05:06It's true, I live to plunder
05:09High up in the sky
05:11Amidst of sea, a storm and thunder
05:13Now back to me
05:15The main event
05:16A pernicious, vicious, rakeous gent
05:18A frustratingly charming
05:20Plaguard
05:22He'll steal all of your treasure
05:24And your heart
05:25And now we dance!
05:26Ha!
05:29He's Don Carnage
05:30That's me!
05:32Wait, what?
05:37It's Don Carnage
05:38Steal me!
05:39Ha-ha-ha!
05:41Pilfer the loot to fill our coffers
05:43It's been a pleasure to take it off you
05:45We put on a show
05:46Then steal your dough
05:47And in
05:48To the clouds
05:50Away we go!
05:52To the clouds away I go!
05:54Yo-ho!
05:58What the blazes was that?
06:01Bravo!
06:02Bravissimo!
06:03Watchpad!
06:04Every time the sun chaser goes down
06:13She always gets right back up in the air
06:16Every time?
06:17I allow the children to travel with you
06:19Because I assume you're keeping them safe
06:21Ach, James!
06:22Lodgepad!
06:23Give the old bird a tour of the old bird
06:25To show her there's nothing to worry about
06:26I'll take the wheel stick thingy
06:28Sorry, when did you learn to fly a massive cargo plane?
06:31Please!
06:32I'm Scrooge McDuck
06:34If Launchpad can do it
06:35How hard can it be?
06:37Not very!
06:38Our tour starts down at the tummy of the plane
06:41Let me know if this gets too technical
06:42I sweet-top quackfaster down at Scrooge's secret archives
06:52That lady is nuts!
06:53And I got her to give us this
06:54Start at the corners and work inward
06:56No, Huey! Each mysterious piece holds a secret
06:59Listen closely and they'll tell you where they go
07:02It goes there
07:02Okay, so what do we got?
07:04The documents shredded on the week we were born
07:07According to the note we found in Castle McDuck
07:09That date is connected to
07:10The Spear of Selene
07:12The mysterious unknown thing your mom took from Scrooge
07:16Somewhere in these pieces
07:17Are the answers Scrooge doesn't want us to find?
07:20What is the Spear of Selene?
07:22Why didn't Scrooge and Donald talk for years?
07:24What happened to our mom?
07:27Nothing can stop us
07:29No!
07:29Oh, come on!
07:31Where's the last piece?
07:32It's gotta be here somewhere
07:33There!
07:37Aha!
07:38Nothing can stop us
07:40Stop milking the moment!
07:41Stop milking the moment!
07:45Where did it go?
07:48What just happened?
07:49Where are the children?
07:50Quick!
07:50If they find out we're researching his darkest secret
07:52Scrooge will shut down our investigation for good!
07:57Are you children alright?
07:59Inconspicuous whistling
08:00Just a casual whistle
08:02Oh, you anti-aeronautical patchwork contraption!
08:06Will you fly already?
08:08McDuck!
08:09I leave you alone for two minutes
08:11And you crash the plane!
08:13If we crashed
08:15Then why are we still in the air?
08:17Everybody listen up!
08:24I'm just hoping they're in trouble
08:25And they're in trouble
08:26And they're in trouble
08:26And they're in trouble
08:26What?
08:27Did anyone get any of that?
08:31It's mostly context clues
08:32We get like every third word
08:33Nope!
08:34Completely unintelligible
08:35I'll tell you I didn't tell you to mind!
08:37I don't have time for this!
08:39The Barxian modulator
08:41Able to translate neural impulses
08:43Into sonic transmissions
08:44It's a voice box
08:47Oh, okay, yeah
08:48Tell me so long!
08:49Barxian modulator
08:49Buh
08:50Oh!
08:56I can't for me!
08:57Are you mad scientist?
08:59Whoa!
09:00He sounds so normal!
09:03Rubber baby buggy bumpers
09:05Rubber baby buggy bumpers
09:06Rubber baby buggy bumpers
09:07Wow!
09:08Never been able to say that before
09:09As I was saying
09:12Uncle Scrooge is in trouble
09:13And it's up to us to help him
09:15Adventure is in our blood
09:17We face down perilous foes
09:19And endless danger every day
09:21But we always prevail
09:22Because these ducks don't back down!
09:26Thank you, Donald
09:26Now, we need to
09:28Stage a coordinated attack
09:29Gyro, you and your team
09:31Will charge the bridge
09:32To distract Magicka's shadow forces
09:34Launchpad
09:36Head up the air attack
09:37To draw her attention
09:38Do you think you can crash
09:39Into the bin?
09:40Oh, God!
09:41I know!
09:42Oh, God!
09:43Oh, God!
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