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01:00I don't feel so good in my head.

01:05It's a good thing my parents are so smart from watching so much TV.

01:09They could find a professional medical doctor that I can trust.

01:12Let's see what we have here.

01:13I would say this is the most interesting set of symptoms I've ever encountered.

01:17You are a unique and special young lady.

01:21I would dare I say even an indigo child.

01:23It seems like this one is getting free pens.

01:27A pen isn't an expensive item so hopefully it's not much of a conflict of interest.

01:32He does have some rather personalized Hanukkah cards.

01:34I'll say that.

01:35I'm going to go ahead and diagnose you with ambivalent, anti-authoritarian, authority questioning,

01:41maladjusted, dysmorphic nervosia or dysmorphia nervosa.

01:46I get them confused all the time.

01:49I wonder how much time it took them to pick out a tie this morning.

01:52It doesn't matter.

01:53But here's the thing.

01:54Paranoid personality disorder.

01:56100% of women your age have this.

01:59So you're in good company.

02:00Best in the world as far as I'm concerned.

02:02Now we want to jump on this right now so that by the time you're 28 you have a nice apartment

02:08and you're working to register at Whole Foods.

02:11Okay?

02:12Typically what I do is I pump you full of pills.

02:14So I start with one pill.

02:15One little pill.

02:16And then I give you two.

02:17And then I give you three.

02:18And then you'll be begging for more.

02:21It's nothing to be ashamed of.

02:22They just came out with an amazing drug that's going to help you.

02:27This stuff is killer.

02:28It's cutting edge.

02:29Basically what it does is it goes inside your brain.

02:32There's neuro.

02:33There's all this shit.

02:34But it makes it so that you can feel normal.

02:36Is it better feel?

02:38It's better feel.

02:39Yes.

02:40You've heard of it.

02:41Very few side effects.

02:42Works instantaneously.

02:44Two pills a day.

02:45It's going to get you back on the trolley here.

02:47I got a sample.

02:48You got to try one of these.

02:52You...

02:53I want to help you.

03:21okay you're being a little dramatic let's get on their new website here put

03:26my reward points in whoa hey in exchange for all the scripts I wrote last month

03:34I got a free BMW Z4 this thing's badass that's more turquoise or teal I wonder

03:39if this BMW Z4 comes with a hysterical crying girl in the trunk if it doesn't

03:43know where to get one damn I'm like Chris Tucker when I get this BMW Z4 damn I bet if I give you

03:52hair plugs and breast implants and turn you into a medical freak I can get a free Sub-Zero fridge

03:57I'm thinking yeah this stuff is supported by the literature okay it's safe enough to give to

04:06babies I always think the big idea is you're being dramatic be hysterical I'm a grateful bitch I can't

04:11always get my hands on you not a big deal a lot of people have this reaction have you heard of

04:17Cymbalta I got ouchies in my head

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