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A comedy about a conservative Southern mom who discovers that her only son is gay. Determined that he won’t go through | dG1fQURQaWJ3ZG1PXzQ
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00:01Rose!
00:02We're supposed to be finding a boyfriend for Brian, not this!
00:05Look at his honey!
00:10This is my single son, Brian.
00:18So, can I get it for that?
00:20It's, uh, no, it's complicated.
00:23So, you, uh, wanna see my tits?
00:27Yes, I figured that was it.
00:29Don't you two have a nice chat?
00:31Oh, yes. There's at least one thing we both like.
00:33Oh, that's nice.
00:35They are getting married for sure.
00:38Why are all the cute ones gay?
00:42She, she thinks I hurt.
00:44Well, he does dress awful nice.
00:46And all those pictures of Michelangelo's David all over the shower curtain.
00:51Maybe I shouldn't let him join the Cub Scouts,
00:54cause, you know, all those boys alone in the woods, anything can happen.
00:58Here at Gay Be Gone, we can knock the gay clean out of them.
01:01With Christ's love and mercy, of course.
01:04My son is a good person. He deserves to be happy.
01:07I'm sure there are plenty of guys who would be thrilled to marry a man like Brian.
01:11May, we don't know any gay men.
01:13Not yet.
01:15Hi, I have a delivery here for May Davis.
01:18Where did you meet your boyfriend?
01:20You know, the internet.
01:22And if there are a lot of homosexual men at the internet?
01:28Oh, my God.
01:29I don't think this is a very good idea.
01:32We're not going anywhere until we find someone for Brian.
01:35Hi.
01:36I don't know how these gay men meet each other if they won't even crack a smile.
01:41Oh, my God.
01:43What do we have here?
01:45I don't go running.
01:47If I can face down those daughters of the Confederacy,
01:50I can certainly win over a couple of stuffy homosexuals.
01:53Mom, what are you doing?
01:55I want you to be happy.
01:56Laugh out loud.
01:58Thrilled to be alive.
02:00Smiling all the time. Happy.
02:02It's been a long journey.
02:05And if you think that this world won't give you the things that you want.
02:08Love.
02:09Kids.
02:10A family.
02:11Then I am going to have to change the world because I will not have to change you.
02:20So what do you do when you're not, you know, naked?
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