00:00It's called sympathy symptoms. I had all of them. She got pregnant, I got nausea, I had diarrhea, I was vomiting all the time.
00:06She was perfectly fine. She was jogging, doing f***ing yoga and s***. Perfectly fine. Every morning, I'd be vomiting.
00:15She'd walk up, she's like, are you okay? I was like, I'm pregnant, have some sympathy.
00:21Are you a s*** sore? Because I feel weird, you know?
00:24It was wild. All my symptoms went away, though, the moment I heard my baby's heartbeat.
00:30It's true. All of them, you say, oh, I was relieved. I was like, phew, I can go back to smoking.
00:35I was like, oh, thank God. I was like, you're pregnant, I'm not pregnant, you know what I mean?
00:40And then I locked in the doctor in the hospital as you're supposed to, and then she starts talking to her rich white friend, Denise.
00:46And Denise was like, you need to get a doula and a midwife and have a natural home birth, okay?
00:53I was like, you can't trust Denise. She wears shoes inside of the house and no shoes outside of the house. You can't trust this.
01:06You
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