- 4 months ago
- #christmasmovie
- #tvmovie
- #santagames
- #comedy
- #eng
This year, the manager of a mall where Santa Charles work decides to upgrade and replace him with forced retirement. Instead of leaving, he asks to find his appropriate replacement by putting out an online ad. When this ad goes viral, the interview process becomes a series of tasks and challenges leading to an all-out competition of Festive chaos and Christmas comedy.
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00:01:59If the kids want to buy a picture, it's okay.
00:02:03But don't push.
00:02:03You don't have to push it every single one.
00:02:05Fun, fun, fun.
00:02:07Fun, fun, fun.
00:02:09What is the word?
00:02:12Fun.
00:02:13What?
00:02:14Fun.
00:02:15Fun.
00:02:15Fun.
00:02:16Fun, fun, fun.
00:02:19Fun.
00:02:19I'm Santa Charles.
00:02:21Wait.
00:02:25Slow down, Santa.
00:02:27These are new.
00:02:28Are you hiding?
00:02:31Can you see me?
00:02:33Is Jesus black?
00:02:35Santa, go to the office.
00:02:36The niece wants to see you.
00:02:37She said, tell Santa Charles.
00:02:38Tell Santa Charles what?
00:02:40Santa, she wants to see you in her office.
00:02:43You didn't see me.
00:02:44That's not sexy.
00:02:45This is sexy, and you are hard to miss.
00:02:48That's a fat joke.
00:02:49You're a little punk.
00:02:51Mm-hmm.
00:02:51You're not a fat joke.
00:02:52I'm not the only big guy here.
00:02:53Thick is the new word.
00:02:54Yeah.
00:02:55Two Cs.
00:02:55What about Big D?
00:02:57Big Douglas over here.
00:02:59No one ever makes fun of Big Douglas.
00:03:02He's a security guard.
00:03:03He's bigger than me.
00:03:05Not my ministry.
00:03:06Mm-hmm.
00:03:07They're making fun of Big People.
00:03:08We need to get together and rally around Big People.
00:03:12Get us a flag, a saying.
00:03:16Yo, you bigger than everybody.
00:03:18We're going to knock him up, man.
00:03:20Don't do what you need to do.
00:03:21I ain't bigger than you.
00:03:31Santa Claus!
00:03:37Whoa!
00:03:38For me?
00:03:40Yes, sir.
00:03:42Merry Christmas, everyone!
00:03:45Who's been naughty and who's been black?
00:03:48Santa!
00:03:50Hey!
00:03:52Boom!
00:03:53Who wants to talk to Santa?
00:03:56Oh, oh!
00:03:56Feliz Navidad!
00:03:58Oh, boom!
00:04:00Feliz Navidad!
00:04:00Bueno!
00:04:01Bueno!
00:04:01Hey!
00:04:03Boom, Emily!
00:04:05Let's get some music going on around here.
00:04:08Merry Christmas, everybody!
00:04:10Let's get this party started.
00:04:11Hey!
00:04:12Hey!
00:04:12Hey!
00:04:16Merry Christmas!
00:04:18Hi, Santa Claus!
00:04:19Hi, Janet!
00:04:20Is that my name?
00:04:21Is that my name?
00:04:22Last year, you wanted a detective outfit with a magnifying glass.
00:04:26The year before that, you wanted just friends and a unicorn.
00:04:30What do you want this year?
00:04:35I'll do my best.
00:04:36Oh, and Santa, one more thing.
00:04:38Yeah?
00:04:39Do you know Jesus?
00:04:41How about a picture with Santa?
00:04:45Say Merry Christmas!
00:04:47Merry Christmas!
00:04:48I want a PS5, a zero-gravity laser race car, a climbing wall.
00:04:56And if you can fix the ozone layer or even just a little bit, that would be great.
00:05:00And also...
00:05:01How about we take this picture?
00:05:02Say Christmas presents!
00:05:15Incoming!
00:05:18I thought you'd stop by my office on one of your breaks.
00:05:45Well, technically, I'm still on break, guy.
00:05:47I heard about the incident.
00:05:53The guy was 300 pounds.
00:05:55I think he was 30.
00:05:56We don't discriminate.
00:05:58Hmm?
00:05:59Discriminate?
00:06:00I'm...
00:06:01You know, he's a big guy.
00:06:03Why can't you be a team player?
00:06:05I am a team player.
00:06:06He's not a team player.
00:06:07Most teams protect a quarterback.
00:06:11He was a paying customer.
00:06:14Santa is his best friend.
00:06:15Santa is his hero.
00:06:16And all heroes should better sell honey to a bee.
00:06:19Heroes get the job done.
00:06:21Did you know a hero is also a sandwich?
00:06:24I like mine with some relish.
00:06:26Maybe some mayonnaise.
00:06:27You had a quota to make.
00:06:29I like it.
00:06:30You sell what?
00:06:32Hmm?
00:06:32Any idea?
00:06:34Hmm?
00:06:34Hmm?
00:06:35Hmm?
00:06:35I'm...
00:06:36The num...
00:06:36I don't have the paper.
00:06:39The numbers haven't came in.
00:06:40You know, the numbers came in.
00:06:42You sold a couple hundred.
00:06:43Whoa!
00:06:44That's what I'm talking about.
00:06:45No, that's not what we're talking about.
00:06:47Whoa!
00:06:49Keep it down, the kids.
00:06:51Up top?
00:06:51Is that some kind of record number?
00:06:52No, that's a failure.
00:06:54You sold a couple hundred photos a day.
00:06:56And yet, you spend hundreds of hours with thousands of kids.
00:06:59You ask them about their lives, their lists, their favorites,
00:07:03but you won't ask them to take one stupid photo?
00:07:06Kids want Santa to listen to them.
00:07:08You want their two-fairy money.
00:07:10Yes!
00:07:11Yes, yes, yes!
00:07:12That's why I want all of it.
00:07:14Santa's bigger than the two-fairy.
00:07:16Right!
00:07:16Right!
00:07:17Right!
00:07:17That's why he doesn't need any money.
00:07:22Yeah.
00:07:23If I look like you,
00:07:25I'd have them eating out the palm of my hands.
00:07:30Is that a fair joke?
00:07:32Let me explain something to you.
00:07:34I am Santa Legacy.
00:07:37Hmm.
00:07:37Okay?
00:07:38Twenty-five years.
00:07:40Me.
00:07:40In.
00:07:41Okay?
00:07:42My daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:44His daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:46His daddy...
00:07:47Well, not his daddy.
00:07:48His daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:49Okay.
00:07:49Your daddy and your daddy's daddy and your daddy's daddy on top of that,
00:07:52don't pay these bills.
00:07:53Do your job.
00:07:56Well, maybe his daddy's daddy was a Santa Claus.
00:08:00Not a mall, because they didn't have malls.
00:08:02I believe in you.
00:08:04I believe in your bigness.
00:08:06Huh?
00:08:06I believe in you get the point, because I've been doing this a long time.
00:08:15I believe in you get the point, because I'm doing this a long time.
00:08:18Uh...
00:08:19I'm getting too old for the sled.
00:08:49I'm getting too old for the sled.
00:09:19I'm getting too old for the sled.
00:09:21I'm getting too old for the sled.
00:09:26You know, we don't mind you staying here.
00:09:28It's always a home, but we got some rules.
00:09:33First, no lips to carton.
00:09:37That's direct contact.
00:09:39Don't do that.
00:09:40Don't let your aunt see you do that.
00:09:42We found them.
00:09:43That means that's your milk now.
00:09:47Yeah, because this is what you use around here.
00:09:51It's too late.
00:09:52It's too late.
00:09:53I thought you wanted some.
00:09:54No!
00:09:55You want lips to carton.
00:09:56It's not in the carton no more.
00:09:58But your lips, son.
00:09:59Your lips.
00:10:00Huh?
00:10:01All right.
00:10:02And the cookie situation here.
00:10:12We want you to be comfortable.
00:10:19You know you can stay with me and your aunt anytime you want.
00:10:22Okay?
00:10:23But we're going to have to ration out these cookies.
00:10:26I'm curled so I can have some.
00:10:28She said one.
00:10:29You don't have to eat nine at one time, son.
00:10:32You can have a cookie every once in a while.
00:10:35You'd look like Rick Ross if he liked cookies.
00:10:40There's a smile I was looking for.
00:10:41That's the guy I'm looking for right there, man.
00:10:44Listen, everything's going to be all right.
00:10:46I'm going to get you a new apartment.
00:10:48I just wish I could commit to something.
00:10:50I just can't commit to anything these days, man.
00:10:53Well, you know what?
00:10:55You should just start out by committing to this.
00:11:00A glass.
00:11:02Now that's your milk.
00:11:03Your lips have been on it.
00:11:05And that's your glass.
00:11:09Are you fooling on cookies?
00:11:16Who is Charlie Wilson with my uncle?
00:11:18What do you say?
00:11:19What do you say?
00:11:20Nothing.
00:11:21Huh?
00:11:22Leave me alone, Charlie.
00:11:23I'll call Goofy and Gaffy Elf and come here and sock your Rick Ross looking ass.
00:11:27Yes.
00:11:28Yes.
00:11:30Yes.
00:11:31Yes.
00:11:32Yes.
00:11:33Yes, sir.
00:11:35Just a little bit.
00:11:36Yes, sir.
00:11:37Yes.
00:11:38We should go.
00:11:40Yes.
00:11:41Yes.
00:11:42You will not.
00:11:48Yes, sir.
00:11:49Yes, sir.
00:11:51Yes, sir.
00:11:52Yes, sir.
00:11:54Who would it go?
00:11:57Who would it go?
00:12:00Up on the house, click, click, click
00:12:04Down through the chimney we're gonna sing
00:12:07First come to stock and a little now
00:12:15Oh dear Santa, fill it well
00:12:18Give her, for darling, the raps and drag
00:12:22Mom, dad'll open and shut her eyes
00:12:26Ho, ho, ho, who wanna go?
00:12:29Ho, ho, ho
00:12:32Well, fellas, another day
00:12:47Boop, boop, boop, boop
00:13:09What happened?
00:13:11Who shot Rudolph?
00:13:16Santa Charles
00:13:19My office
00:13:25I wish I could be a good morning
00:13:31Please have a seat
00:13:43If I told you once, I told you twice
00:13:46I'm not gonna retire till I'm in the dirt
00:13:48You're resilient
00:13:50And I appreciate that
00:13:51But I have a business to run
00:13:52A new, updated, modern Santa experience business
00:13:56Their contract is up at the end of the season
00:13:59I'm not asking you anymore
00:14:01I'm telling you
00:14:02Denise
00:14:02I've decided not to renew
00:14:04Denise
00:14:05Denise
00:14:06I thought you would like retirement
00:14:09Come on
00:14:09No
00:14:10Are you kidding me?
00:14:11Oh no
00:14:12I guess you wouldn't
00:14:13But Patrick
00:14:14Patrick
00:14:15He comes highly recommended
00:14:17Patrick
00:14:18A white Santa
00:14:19A white Santa
00:14:20And a black mall
00:14:22Are you kidding me?
00:14:23It would be chaos around here
00:14:25It would be
00:14:26Did you see the Rodney King, right?
00:14:28I did
00:14:29But that has nothing to do with this
00:14:30He is
00:14:31If you hired a ghost of Christmas past
00:14:34These people would lose their minds
00:14:36That's right
00:14:36That's like playing Paul Anka
00:14:38At a Santa reunion
00:14:40Okay
00:14:41You can't do that
00:14:42I don't see why
00:14:43You need the old days
00:14:43I mean he
00:14:44Well
00:14:45The kids will love him
00:14:46It's good enough
00:14:46And apparently he loves having his photo taken
00:14:49And I like my Santa's amenable
00:14:51Amenable
00:14:51Amenable
00:14:52Bottom line
00:14:53It works
00:14:54He works
00:14:55It works
00:14:56You can't listen to me
00:14:59This has been a black Santa mall since 1948
00:15:02My grandfather sent a little white child right here
00:15:06Smiling and people took a picture
00:15:08Nobody said nothing
00:15:10That's my legacy
00:15:12That's who I am
00:15:14We break down barriers
00:15:16Okay
00:15:17I can appreciate that
00:15:18I can appreciate that
00:15:19I know
00:15:20This is some kind of tradition for your family
00:15:22You've broken all kind of barriers
00:15:23I get that
00:15:24But I'm doing you a favor
00:15:25What?
00:15:26This is a physically demanding job
00:15:28And I can see
00:15:30Well say it
00:15:31Say it
00:15:32Say it
00:15:33Say it
00:15:34I didn't say anything about fat
00:15:35You was about to say fat
00:15:36I was gonna say tired
00:15:37Say it
00:15:38You're tired
00:15:39Ah
00:15:40You're tired
00:15:41Have any kids of your own that has the potential
00:15:42Look, I've made my decision
00:15:43I'm running up the flagpole, it's done
00:15:45You said tired instead of fat
00:15:48Nobody digs your music but you
00:15:50You are offensive
00:15:51Senator Charles, you need to write in your journal
00:15:53Or take that up with your therapist
00:15:54I'm telling you what I need
00:15:55My bottom line is suffering
00:15:57Because of your incompetence
00:15:59Now here's the deal
00:16:00After this season
00:16:05You're done
00:16:06I get it
00:16:10I see some time
00:16:11Not
00:16:12No
00:16:13No, no, no
00:16:14Listen to me
00:16:15Hear me out
00:16:16Let me find my own replacement
00:16:19Groom the way you like you're fine you picked the wrong profession you probably should have
00:16:32been a comedian I grew and down I teach but it's with your rules let me go out
00:16:47with some dignity and then I retire is that a promise yes you told me Santas
00:16:55don't make promises they they do now all right tell you what you have until the
00:17:04end of the season to find me the best Santa for the job
00:17:10game on well let's shake on it let's not shake on it let's remember this moment
00:17:18okay you're a good friend oh okay go have you ever heard of the heat miser you kind
00:17:27of look like thank you thank you no thank you thank you I'm not gonna let you down
00:17:35got it okay the name is Orlando and next time you're in this mall just ask for
00:17:51me baby you're never waiting in line again I'm telling my dad I'm telling my dad too
00:17:58kids great
00:18:03Merry Christmas June what's wrong what's wrong I don't know first time in a black mall
00:18:17I know how you feel barbecue smell greens cornbread I know what you want for Christmas you want
00:18:33to be able to do this back at you what do you want this year a turtle
00:18:44you get too old for the sled
00:19:03you get too old for the sled
00:19:07oh seriously
00:19:29ugly Christmas sweaters haha this is my design sights like these still in the ideas all the time
00:19:35the ideas all the time. Make a few changes and resell the imitations as their own.
00:19:42You're really leaving, huh?
00:19:45I'm not gonna help it.
00:19:47You're really good at this.
00:19:53I feel you.
00:19:54And I'm 100% on board. Give me the details. What's your target
00:19:58demo? Level of experience? Personality type?
00:20:01Hmm.
00:20:01It's a little date-ish, but, you know, cool.
00:20:07Do you want me to put competitive salary? Ooh, can grow a beard, naturally.
00:20:12You want to admit aggressive?
00:20:13B. Aggressive. B. E. Aggressive.
00:20:17Should I set the parameters to worldwide?
00:20:19I don't even know what you're talking about.
00:20:24Okay, what else do you want?
00:20:26Video.
00:20:28Oh, I'm good at videos.
00:20:29Really?
00:20:30Uh-huh.
00:20:33Anything else?
00:20:34Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-those yellow-those yellow things with-uh-uh-expressions.
00:20:39Or with smiley face.
00:20:42Emoji.
00:20:43Awww.
00:20:44We just got Black Santas last year.
00:20:48Eh, lehhhhhh.
00:20:50Lick.
00:20:52Lick. Lick. Lick.
00:20:54Period. Perk.
00:20:56Perk. Perk.
00:20:58Yes.
00:21:00Knock, knock.
00:21:02Unchange. No more.
00:21:04Different era.
00:21:06Perk.
00:21:20Charles.
00:21:26I'm not sweet.
00:21:30I'm just reading my eyelids.
00:21:32Right.
00:21:34Charlie.
00:21:36Uh oh.
00:21:38Somebody wants something.
00:21:42Call me.
00:21:44When you get all
00:21:46squirrely and touchy like this,
00:21:48you want to say something.
00:21:50Or you want something.
00:21:52You alright?
00:21:54I can't figure out what to do.
00:21:56What should I do?
00:21:58You've been putting it off for a long time.
00:22:02And we both knew this day would come.
00:22:04Right?
00:22:06But I think retirement is going to be good for both of us.
00:22:10Do you love it?
00:22:12Yeah. Let me think about it.
00:22:14Now we get to stop putting off that trip to Edinburgh.
00:22:16Edinburgh.
00:22:18Come on. It's been years we've been talking about Edinburgh.
00:22:20Edinburgh?
00:22:21Are you saying it right?
00:22:22I'm saying it right.
00:22:23Edinburgh.
00:22:24E-D-I-N-S-A-N-T-A-I-N-T-E.
00:22:27Are you trying to say Englewood?
00:22:28No. Baby, no.
00:22:29Edinburgh.
00:22:30Edinburgh. We do, baby.
00:22:32No, no, no. Black people.
00:22:34Yeah, we're black.
00:22:35Mm-hmm. We'll be there.
00:22:37Black, Edinburgh.
00:22:38do something different honey let's go to alabama but i want to see the christmas markets big papa
00:22:47but that's why they have the internet in person and on christmas amber yes
00:22:55oh my god you can't hate me because i'm no big santa claus i mean i'm doing my due diligence
00:23:01baby you've been sitting in this chair all day and all night doing your due diligence
00:23:08but look if we're not going to go to edinburgh can you do me a favor
00:23:11just go talk to clarence
00:23:14listen the boys went through a rough patch he don't even like christmas he's not a holiday person
00:23:23all right all right but look he needs purpose
00:23:27and he just might be able to change his mind
00:23:33so there you go yeah i know you're helping
00:23:36oh i'm always up to something big papa
00:23:39he's trying to give me some purpose
00:23:52talk to clarence baby
00:23:53this room is right here
00:24:01okay i'll talk to you later
00:24:04hey uncle what's up
00:24:10i know this is a dumb question but are you busy tomorrow
00:24:13no
00:24:13man i'm just trying to piece my life back together
00:24:16yeah why don't you take a break and uh come with me to work
00:24:19you doing my interviews
00:24:21yeah nobody wants a job
00:24:24i'll be doing this till i'm dead
00:24:26oh man uncle charles you ain't gonna die
00:24:28you're gonna live forever like the real son of that's what i thought
00:24:32but i think you should come to work with me the kids will cheer you up man
00:24:35they'll enjoy it too
00:24:37okay okay i'll go whatever
00:24:42yeah
00:24:42take a shower
00:24:43yeah
00:24:44but i'm not wearing a costume
00:24:45it's not a costume
00:24:46it's a uniform
00:24:48and you're not that cool
00:24:50it's a costume
00:24:52and snickerdoodle cookies are disgusting
00:24:55holy north pole
00:25:02the irs will never catch me
00:25:11time for more video
00:25:26what the
00:25:43oh my god
00:25:46oh my god
00:25:48hello my love
00:25:50oh my gosh
00:25:51i'm vaingirl21
00:25:53thank you for logging in
00:25:54no i'm not vaingirl21
00:25:56i'm all of it
00:25:57but y'all
00:25:58my friend sent me this video earlier and i was cracking up
00:26:01you have to see this this is santa charles for the ultimate
00:26:04i'm so fired
00:26:05i've never heard of the evening
00:26:06how am i gonna afford my clothes
00:26:07this had me rolling
00:26:09look at him
00:26:10why is i keep doing it to him
00:26:13he started doing this crazy dance like this
00:26:15he was doing this little roll with it
00:26:17but i don't know about that we're gonna have to like make it a little cuter
00:26:20ooh i like that
00:26:21okay
00:26:21look at vaingirl21
00:26:23we're gonna make this end up on the hashtag mall santa
00:26:25hashtag ultimate santa challenge
00:26:27ooh hashtag ultimate santa challenge
00:26:29you guys wanna do it with me
00:26:31and we gonna roll it
00:26:32and we gonna do a little santa belly with it
00:26:34i'm so fired
00:26:35okay y'all
00:26:36so make sure you do the dance
00:26:37hashtag ultimate santa challenge
00:26:39and when they're picking the next mall santa
00:26:40we gotta show up
00:26:41does anyone wanna do a meet up with you
00:26:43okay thanks
00:26:44so i'll let you guys know
00:26:45oh my gosh not vaingirl21
00:26:47oh god
00:26:48oh god
00:26:49breathe through
00:26:50woossa
00:26:52oh
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00:27:34Oh, my God, you guys, look at all of these people.
00:27:45You are logged in for Vangirl 21.
00:27:48Okay, so as you can see, guys, I'm not the only one to make it out to the mall to check out the ultimate Santa challenge.
00:27:54And you like my fakes?
00:27:55The ultimate Santa challenge is to choose the next mall Santa.
00:27:58And as you can see, there are all types of Santas here ready to sleigh.
00:28:03Hey, but you guys, I heard the OG original Santa is ready to retire, but he's ready to tap on his baton to the next disaster.
00:28:10However, do they look this good?
00:28:13And can they do this?
00:28:22Hey, come on and play with me, baby.
00:28:25Come on down to the mall today.
00:28:26Hashtag ultimate Santa challenge.
00:28:28Me been waiting for this now.
00:28:29You have no idea me dream of being a Santa Claus.
00:28:32No, I'm going to trust you to make this special juice because we got to go.
00:28:38You can have your Santa Claus.
00:28:41Yeah, man.
00:28:43Rastafari.
00:28:49Emma, right?
00:28:50Yeah.
00:28:51Is there anyone that can help us out here?
00:28:52We just want to sign up.
00:28:53I mean, I've been here with Joseph and Charles and Kiki and Deshaun.
00:28:57Yeah.
00:28:58It's Denise.
00:28:59You must be in charge.
00:29:01It's Denise.
00:29:01Elizabeth will take great care of you.
00:29:03Okay?
00:29:04It's Emma.
00:29:04Why does someone keep calling me?
00:29:05Okay.
00:29:06It's Denise.
00:29:07Come on, guys.
00:29:07Everybody, can you just stay back?
00:29:09We've got to sign right there.
00:29:10We've got to sign right there.
00:29:12No, Santa Charles will be here soon, and you guys can have to.
00:29:16What in the...
00:29:18Orlando!
00:29:20We are planning on ramping up security for this crowd out here, right?
00:29:23I could use an extra pair of hands, and a barricade, and a small tank.
00:29:27We're not under siege.
00:29:28Not yet.
00:29:29You got pepper spray?
00:29:33Mm-hmm.
00:29:33Okay, good.
00:29:34Good, good.
00:29:35Use it, if you have to.
00:29:37But only if you have to.
00:29:39And never on the kids.
00:29:40No, no, no.
00:29:41That's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
00:29:43Copy that, Big D.
00:29:47Don't call me that.
00:29:51You're right.
00:29:52Inappropriate.
00:29:52Barry.
00:29:52Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
00:30:01Wow.
00:30:02How amazing.
00:30:04Troy, why are you bumping around like some lost duck?
00:30:08The post went viral.
00:30:11Apparently, we were too aggressive.
00:30:13Too, too aggressive.
00:30:15It was picked up by atveinggirl21.
00:30:18She has over 20 million followers on vid feed.
00:30:20Way more than Diamond Dave.
00:30:23Oh, my God.
00:30:24Well, Diamond Dave.
00:30:27Yeah, yeah.
00:30:28I went posting.
00:30:30People are getting sick all the time when they go viral.
00:30:36I forgot to refresh the page.
00:30:39I know.
00:30:40Yeah, we'll refresh it later.
00:30:43We'll refresh the page later and call Diamond and get the disease handled.
00:30:48I'm so fired.
00:30:49No, that's because you've got people viral and the people that are fresh to viral page.
00:30:59What is he talking about?
00:31:02Oh, going viral means basically the whole world's seen.
00:31:07What?
00:31:07What?
00:31:07What?
00:31:19Before you say anything, let me explain.
00:31:27Please do.
00:31:28Be the one because I think I should be the one.
00:31:32Explain.
00:31:33Um, we did what you asked and we went wide.
00:31:39Uh-huh.
00:31:40Uh-huh.
00:31:41Even went viral.
00:31:42Is that why it looks like a Santa convention exploded outside of my mall?
00:31:46Maybe we went too wide.
00:31:48We can make an announcement over the intercom and send the store about Santa's packing.
00:31:53No.
00:31:54No, no, no, no.
00:31:55This is good.
00:31:57This is exactly what we needed.
00:31:59Hmm?
00:32:00There's a lot of Santas out there.
00:32:02We're bound to find someone we both like and can move forward with.
00:32:06Hmm.
00:32:08No.
00:32:09But those aren't real Santas.
00:32:10Yeah.
00:32:12They're viral.
00:32:13He learned that word.
00:32:14They didn't refresh, right?
00:32:15I'm keeping an open mind, Santa Charles.
00:32:19Are you?
00:32:21Yeah.
00:32:22But I'm just saying that they're viral Santas.
00:32:26Okay, so what's the plan for the interviews?
00:32:28There's a lot of folks out there and from the looks of them, they'll be competitive.
00:32:32That sounds cut through.
00:32:32Oh, I know.
00:32:34I know.
00:32:34Something.
00:32:36Something's in the air.
00:32:37I imagine a bunch of Santas trying to ruin each other for likes and for a chance at the
00:32:42coveted Santa mall job, it's definitely not covered by insurance.
00:32:47It could be a multi-day task and we could hold interviews in the parking lot and I could
00:32:51start a sign-up sheet to get an accurate head count.
00:32:53Hey!
00:32:54Okay.
00:32:59I got it.
00:33:00What?
00:33:02Child.
00:33:05What did you say?
00:33:07You wanted a Santa Claus that would be what?
00:33:09Ameanable.
00:33:12Ameanable.
00:33:13Yeah!
00:33:14I couldn't remember that word, but listen, we have a challenge.
00:33:20They have to be up for the par.
00:33:25They have to do things.
00:33:30Obstacle them.
00:33:31Flippity, flippin'.
00:33:32Whippity, whippin'.
00:33:33Scooty, whippin'.
00:33:34Whippin'.
00:33:35That's what we got, the Ameanable Santa Challenge.
00:33:43Okay, so, so what are you thinking?
00:33:49I call it now.
00:33:50Who falls asleep in a sauna?
00:34:16What you want, man?
00:34:22How do you find a sauna?
00:34:24I found one.
00:34:27Follow me.
00:34:30Where are we going?
00:34:32Let's talk and we're walking, boys.
00:34:35You didn't find a gym, did you?
00:34:37What are you doing?
00:34:53Shh!
00:34:54Man, you're acting weird.
00:34:56What is this?
00:34:57Some kind of Santa experience initiation where you teach me how to dunk cookies effectively?
00:35:01Listen, I'm not supposed to do this, but I want you to be Santa Claus.
00:35:12Only problem with that is I don't want to be Santa.
00:35:18Man, I just came to spend some time with my favorite uncle.
00:35:21Very interesting word.
00:35:24Time.
00:35:24I'll say you spend a lot of time in prison.
00:35:30Here we go.
00:35:33Your PO is not playing.
00:35:35He's very serious.
00:35:38If you become Santa, it'll allow him to see you in a different light.
00:35:43You understand that?
00:35:45You're helping children.
00:35:46I saw how children see you.
00:35:48When they see you, their faces light up.
00:35:52There's something about this suit.
00:35:54Once you put it on, it kind of erases your past.
00:35:59It becomes something new.
00:36:01You have a purpose.
00:36:04Uncle Charles.
00:36:06No.
00:36:06No.
00:36:07You think you're the only criminal in the family, don't you?
00:36:21No.
00:36:25I'll show you something.
00:36:33See that?
00:36:34That's my father, your grandfather, and his father, my grandfather.
00:36:41Do you know what my grandfather did for a living?
00:36:44He was a bootlegger from Chicago.
00:36:47They called them big draws.
00:36:51Do you know what they called your grandfather?
00:36:53What?
00:36:54Poon Daddy.
00:36:56He was a con artist.
00:36:59We all had a pass.
00:37:01They put on a suit, it erases their past.
00:37:05They start giving.
00:37:07I even have a pass.
00:37:10I used to be a gymnast.
00:37:12Now that's criminal.
00:37:15Especially when you saw me in them tights.
00:37:20My point is, put on a suit.
00:37:22It gives you a purpose.
00:37:27You got it.
00:37:29Uncle Charles, I don't want to be sound.
00:37:33As a kid, this is all you ever wanted to do.
00:37:36I was eight.
00:37:39Of course I thought this was the coolest job in the world.
00:37:42You're a fat man in a red velvet suit, and nobody judges you.
00:37:45But then I grew up.
00:37:49And I realized that all you do is peddle dreams and wishes to little kids.
00:37:53It's not real.
00:37:55None of this is real.
00:37:58That's what you think, I'm a fat man in a red suit.
00:38:12This is real.
00:38:14You real.
00:38:15Uncle Charles, there's a thousand other guys out there that like to play dress up just like you.
00:38:20You don't need me.
00:38:22But they're not real.
00:38:24And they're not you.
00:38:25They're from instant take.
00:38:27Face.
00:38:30The thing with the bird.
00:38:32Instant face, huh?
00:38:33You know what I'm saying.
00:38:35They're instant influencers, man.
00:38:39I love you.
00:38:40But you got to understand that not everybody gets what they want for Christmas.
00:38:45You of all people should know that.
00:38:47I do.
00:38:49That's not what you get.
00:38:51That's what you give.
00:38:54Whatever, man.
00:38:55I got bigger fish to fry and bigger problems to solve.
00:38:59So I'm going to find me something to eat.
00:39:00And I guess I'll find my own way home.
00:39:05Now when you say you're going to find your own way home, does that mean you're going to steal a car?
00:39:09No.
00:39:10Where'd you get that room from?
00:39:33Hey.
00:39:33I think I'm lost.
00:39:36I think I'm lost.
00:39:37Okay.
00:39:39Then where are your parents?
00:39:43I don't know.
00:39:47They're probably worried.
00:39:49Where's your family?
00:39:50Santa Charles is your daddy?
00:40:00Uncle.
00:40:02Mom and dad are gone.
00:40:04You are so lucky.
00:40:07I wish I had an Uncle Santa.
00:40:09I guess he's not so bad.
00:40:16Gosh.
00:40:17There you are.
00:40:18I was so worried.
00:40:21No problem.
00:40:22Come on.
00:40:22Let's go.
00:40:23Let's go.
00:40:23Let's go.
00:40:24Let's go.
00:40:25Let's go.
00:40:27Let's go.
00:40:29Let's go.
00:40:31Let's go.
00:40:39We're live.
00:41:02Are you dancers ready for a challenge?
00:41:04Yeah.
00:41:05I said, are you dancers ready for a challenge?
00:41:09Yeah.
00:41:10The ultimate Santa challenge?
00:41:12Yeah.
00:41:13I'm your host, DJ Snowbiz, and this store is your playground.
00:41:19We also have souvenirs.
00:41:21We have hats, shot glasses, snowplows, novelty towels, T-shirts, miniatures, and various water
00:41:27packages available for purchase.
00:41:29Okay.
00:41:29There will be three days of Santa games.
00:41:33And at the end of the game, we'll count our next small Santa.
00:41:37All right.
00:41:37But, but, you don't have to take my word for it.
00:41:40Because Santa Charles is here to let you know that he's been making a list and checking
00:41:44it twice.
00:41:45And at the end of the games, he will decide he's been naughty or nuts.
00:41:49First of all, I'd like to thank you, guys.
00:41:56Welcome to the Santa games.
00:42:01This is not a job.
00:42:03Hmm?
00:42:05This is an honor and a privilege.
00:42:08This is not a suit or a costume.
00:42:12It's a uniform.
00:42:14I'm proud to wear it.
00:42:16Some of you guys know this.
00:42:18Some of you guys don't.
00:42:19I'm part of a legacy here.
00:42:23Three decades.
00:42:24Sitting in that chair right there.
00:42:26A grandfather.
00:42:28A father.
00:42:28But this is not about being a mall Santa.
00:42:33It's about listening and love.
00:42:38Love for the job.
00:42:40Love for the people.
00:42:42Love for the community.
00:42:44I remember you.
00:42:46Stacy Howard.
00:42:48On a fire truck.
00:42:51Kids.
00:42:52They don't get everything they want.
00:42:56But they do get to see a Santa Claus.
00:43:00It looks like them.
00:43:02Hmm?
00:43:04So, welcome to the first annual Santa Games.
00:43:11All right.
00:43:12All right.
00:43:15All right.
00:43:22All right.
00:43:52can i help you it's not what it looks like looks like you're stealing from santa
00:43:59what are you doing then borrowing from santa without his permission you lose a bet or something
00:44:09worse i think i just found my christmas spirit in a storage closet is that where i left it
00:44:16oh you know i never could find the hats in the midst of all that other stuff
00:44:30your uncle is going to be so please don't tell uncle charles
00:44:37i want to do this on my own if it's in my blood my family legacy then it's meant to be
00:44:44but if not and i fail at this too then at least uncle charles won't have to get his hopes up
00:44:53all right i won't say a word okay but i do think he's gonna know i just have a feeling he'll know
00:45:02can you help me with this beard i thought you'd never ask
00:45:12all right let's see oh yeah first you gotta take this net off put your head down
00:45:19behind those ears hold on can you breathe
00:45:28i'm so proud of you next
00:45:38next
00:45:53so i'm i'm really sorry okay thank you thanks
00:45:56all right first and last name sam thank you
00:46:09my name is stephanie
00:46:26why go on and i'm when you know straight from jamaica buck buck
00:46:30hi i'm adam hi my name is clue clyde
00:46:39my name is nick
00:46:42and uh nick why do you want to be santa claus
00:46:45wait wait hold on who who are you who are you to be asking me questions or what was what's happening
00:46:52right now we want to be santa claus and i'm come here and i show up santa can be everywhere you know
00:46:57i'm here for one reason total world domination did it and now he's on the elf team
00:47:02oh oh no no no come uncle adam it's on tv come fast fast fast fast fast so basically
00:47:13welcome to day one of the scanty game
00:47:16all right and we're back with what looks like tampers of santa's dirty laundry
00:47:33i wonder what we're gonna do with that can't hear you but if you guess wash and fold you're wrong
00:47:42this game is called santa's pajamas
00:47:50when i count to three you will race to the hampers and grab a matching pajama set
00:47:55we have elf gingerbread and snowman options are limited so choose wisely and go
00:48:11oh wow
00:48:17legal contact there's no fighting in the north ball we have jammies for everybody
00:48:25uh sure
00:48:41try out try out what you don't think there's a need to try out i don't think there's a need to try out
00:48:49when you find what it is that you're looking for and it's sitting in the chair i am a fat man
00:48:55in this how how does he do this who is he uh santa charles
00:49:01oh so you know santa charles i know of him
00:49:07cool dude now it's time for the one the only santa charles
00:49:22good afternoon santas please try to separate in the most scientific ways
00:49:31gingerbread to the left elves in the middle snowmen to the right
00:49:34the losing team will unfortunately be kicked out of the games if you don't have a costume on buh-bye
00:49:45oh can i tell them designs by tyrell
00:49:51designs by tyrell take a picture it's gonna last longer
00:49:55and again if you don't have a costume off you go
00:50:05listen you guys all did a good job see you day two good night have a good night guys
00:50:12good night we'll see you back here bright and early tomorrow morning for day two
00:50:33day two good night
00:50:44i've got the pizza guys
00:50:45stop me
00:50:49look who i found rum in the hall was like a lost little puppy and look he don't have his beard on
00:50:55oh my god hey i hope you don't mind we couldn't decide on what talking to get so we just got
00:51:02cheese yeah and they got fruit punch ginger ale energy drinks and water or if you're feeling brave i
00:51:10make a mean protein shake i'm nicknaming santa's ultimate challenge i don't think i have any
00:51:18competition but to be honest with you there's one particular one on my team are they gonna hear this
00:51:23no okay cool so there's one particular santa on my team nick buff daddy big santa he's just always
00:51:30angry and and wants to hit people the roid ranger i think that might be something in his protein shakes
00:51:36i think he taken some of the ting needs to slow it down it's not healthy for your man bits you know
00:51:41what i'm saying but then some of the other ones you know they are right you know day one done yeah you
00:51:46know we started up a little rocky you know but you know what mate we got it done we hedged it out
00:51:52you know what i think day two is gonna be a doozy i mean everything that went through with the pjs
00:51:57but you two looked a little intense this man are you scared no but you should be
00:52:05i'm just glad i found a shirt that could fit me i actually found the shirt and you're welcome
00:52:09yeah you know what it was a little crazy you guys think the rest of the challenges are gonna be like
00:52:17that no man we don't think so i really just want to say something i'm just so happy to be here with all of
00:52:26you back home in london you know i don't have a lot of friends you know that sweater many ass you
00:52:33white look i'm just here to make a statement and what's that that women can be santa too
00:52:39now i'm here because i want to be the next santa the first and one and only female santa
00:52:49while we're at it quiet now i know you're here to compete as well but um we all know there's
00:52:54something hiding underneath that santa beer ho ho ho i'm saying all right well it's obvious that you
00:53:04don't want to be here i mean me i love christmas i love all of it you know i love christmas i love
00:53:11everything about christmas the decorations trees music i even love the cold air we want to show the
00:53:17world that christmas in the universe so you know i just want the gig period okay already told you
00:53:28i'm here clyde so what's up well i guess i just want something to believe in you know it's something
00:53:36i might always want it oh i'm glad you're a serious dude i tell you that's me one more time
00:53:45mine we have one huh oh hey look everyone grab my phone all right everybody cheers all right to
00:53:56all of us may our journey be worth it but huh all right and as team elf may we be indestructible
00:54:05yeah and all those other santas they you know they don't know what's coming we are we're coming
00:54:10we're coming we're coming yeah we're all gonna come yeah we're all right let's come
00:54:25come on what are you doing you gotta give me a minute to do some research research on what to
00:54:41go on and look in the cookie jar and eat up all the cookies okay i mean it's it may look like i'm just
00:54:48eating the cookies but i'm doing research for the games tomorrow i gotta know this stuff okay research
00:54:56look being santa claus is not just a job it's a way of life okay look at me
00:55:03i'm s-a-n-t-i-n-c say that again i'm s-a-n-t-i-n-c i forgot the a this time oh baby please go to bed
00:55:17okay yeah why don't you do this research okay make sure you leave plants and cookies
00:55:29turn the light off baby use your clapper
00:55:32some trevishes nooks
00:55:49where we have it man
00:55:53yes i bet you all nine of them reindeer get a snickerdill
00:56:02you're good you're good you're learning and you got your glass whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa wait
00:56:16it's my milk i saw you reaching your milk is in there where you had your lips remember it's the same
00:56:24jug hello new jug my jug see my jug 100 your lips oh i got a question for you hey
00:56:34you got a question
00:56:39yeah go ahead and ask can i have a cookie oh man
00:56:44the fact that you asked me instead of just going in there i love that man no i don't want
00:56:55those nasty snickerdoodle anyway well good you can't have one why not chocolate chip or something
00:57:03it's basic it's a basic cookie chocolate chip is the best it's a basic cookie peanut butter
00:57:0960s what's the nastiest cookie rocky road rocky road cookies that's what i said what about oatmeal raisin
00:57:23oh
00:57:38miss claus is here santa charles is really walking away from it
00:57:46nick else
00:57:47i love a woman in charge of course you do can i help you no but i can help you i'm not interested
00:57:55okay i guess i won't tell you that the first challenge is a center trivia game
00:58:01i appreciate you for not telling me that is there anything else you don't want to tell me i'd love to
00:58:07but i can't you shouldn't i definitely shouldn't tell you that the second challenge is a guessing game
00:58:13involving santa charles favorite cookie but that's all i know when i become queen of the store one
00:58:20day maybe you and i should go grab lunch or something uh do you have any kids no yeah see you're not
00:58:31really my type but um i do want to see you win though what can i say i'm a feminist oh god gross
00:58:37else else i love women else
00:58:43come in come in all right guys look at us team out
00:58:47team out okay look look look so wall security over there was just telling me there's going to be two
00:58:53games something about a guessing game of cookies and the other one is basically like a standard trivia game
00:58:59you guys are fighting and we're only from now you're right yeah what's wrong with your hat man you
00:59:08look like you're leaning a bit oh interesting huh i'm like a leaning tower of pizza all right
00:59:15beth yeah man all right no mistakes mistakes are okay as long as you remain friends
00:59:24hey man we're trying to win this thing all right morning santas and welcome back for day two are you
00:59:31ready for our games gingerbread elf snowman are your team ready
00:59:43now it's time for the santa the champion game hosted by one the only santa charles
00:59:54let's sit up guys the questions are all multiple choice so you all stand a chance okay
01:00:08well let's see questions please be aggressive
01:00:16first question
01:00:17how many reindeer does santa have a8 b9 c as many as he wants
01:00:31and the answer is b9
01:00:59where exactly
01:01:05was mommy when she kissed santa underneath the mistletoe underneath the little bowl
01:01:11see at ice cubes house
01:01:15i think
01:01:16i think
01:01:20i think it's a trick question
01:01:22i think it's a trick question
01:01:25board please
01:01:26you're all right
01:01:35name a country in which santa is known as pierre
01:01:42the wall can you guys say that
01:01:47good look at that look at you
01:01:49hey france
01:01:52yes
01:01:52b belgium c
01:01:54watts
01:01:56it's
01:02:10they stupid
01:02:10i'm sorry elvis you got that wrong it's actually
01:02:15hey france
01:02:18you guys just sit there and breathe okay i got something
01:02:20hey it was a fun of some stuff
01:02:21yeah
01:02:22yeah it's all right we're still
01:02:23yeah it's all right
01:02:26who had the biggest hit of a career with the song
01:02:29santa baby in 1953
01:02:32a or the kid
01:02:34what's that b
01:02:35what black song plays all day long during christmas
01:02:56what group does eddie laverte say
01:02:59what
01:03:25is santa's favorite cookie
01:03:29it don't matter he eat anything
01:03:40final tie breaking round
01:03:43gingerbread you're gonna sit this one out it's between the elves
01:03:47and snowman okay this is the question
01:03:54first team to meet with their chalkboard wins
01:03:56who was the first small center
01:04:00a colonel tim
01:04:03b colonel jim
01:04:06c colonel sanders
01:04:07d
01:04:08b
01:04:09bible
01:04:09I know this one.
01:04:12Wait, wait, wait.
01:04:13What is it?
01:04:15You want to be the one to run?
01:04:17Yes, yeah.
01:04:18He's a snowman.
01:04:22He's a snowman.
01:04:23You did it.
01:04:24You did it.
01:04:25You did the thing, man.
01:04:27But you're wrong.
01:04:31It's a trivia on my track.
01:04:34Yeah.
01:04:36Nice track.
01:04:40What you got, El?
01:04:49That's going to be El.
01:04:51It did.
01:04:53But you know what?
01:04:54Elves, you got one.
01:04:57B, Colonel.
01:04:58Oh, yeah.
01:05:01Gingerbread and El T, you tied up.
01:05:07Elves, Gingerbread.
01:05:09You're on the next round.
01:05:11Woo-hoo!
01:05:13It's a good game.
01:05:14Great.
01:05:15Great.
01:05:15Great.
01:05:25Well, as far as Team Elf goes, first you got...
01:05:33You got this old, I guess, Asian guy.
01:05:37His name's Adam.
01:05:40Have you ever had a gas bubble that you can't get rid of?
01:05:44He's all right.
01:05:44He's probably the worst smelling person I've ever met in my entire life.
01:05:48Stephanie.
01:05:48Maybe she'd come back to the island with me, you know.
01:05:50Um, he could be second place.
01:05:53He could play the reindeer.
01:05:54Fireside and candlelight.
01:05:59Stephanie.
01:06:01Me.
01:06:02Perhaps a little wine.
01:06:05I like to romanticize about...
01:06:09Reindeer.
01:06:12Huh?
01:06:13Reindeer.
01:06:14And I'm not done yet.
01:06:16I didn't finish.
01:06:21Moving forward, it will be every man and woman for themselves.
01:06:26The next game is called...
01:06:27This is a little game I call Smell My Finger.
01:06:30Guess the cookie correctly, you move on.
01:06:33Guess it wrong, you're done.
01:06:35First up, please!
01:06:46Chocolate chip.
01:06:48You got it right.
01:06:49Next, we'll take some booze.
01:06:55Chocolate chip.
01:06:57Oh, man.
01:06:58No.
01:06:58I want a redo.
01:06:59I don't care.
01:07:00I want a redo.
01:07:01I don't care!
01:07:03You're wrong.
01:07:03We're bringing a blindfolded to Up the Engine.
01:07:08He's very excited.
01:07:13Chocolate chip.
01:07:14I know.
01:07:15Oh, man.
01:07:17Work on that.
01:07:20About right now.
01:07:21About right now, what that is.
01:07:25Back in there, I'll bring it down.
01:07:27Now, this has got to be snickety-do.
01:07:29What'd you say?
01:07:30Snick-a-doo.
01:07:31Snick-a-dick-y.
01:07:33Snook-a-doo.
01:07:34Yeah.
01:07:35Something like that.
01:07:36He's from the south.
01:07:39Behold.
01:07:40Hmph.
01:07:42Ginger snap.
01:07:44You're right.
01:07:45Next!
01:07:46Buff elf!
01:07:48Smell my drink.
01:07:51You're great.
01:07:52Fine.
01:07:52He's great.
01:07:53Fuck off, got a ray!
01:07:56You're a happy elf.
01:07:57Blotty, blotty, blotty.
01:08:00Mmm.
01:08:01That's definitely the Scotty Biscuit.
01:08:04Oh, no!
01:08:06It's not a blotty biscuit.
01:08:08It's a cookie.
01:08:09There's no tea over here.
01:08:12Blotty cookies.
01:08:15Take it home.
01:08:17Team elf.
01:08:19No, no.
01:08:22Ah, no.
01:08:26Nerds!
01:08:28Are you from San Diego?
01:08:30Yeah, boo-boo.
01:08:32No.
01:08:33No.
01:08:33No.
01:08:35Special one for you.
01:08:38That's a macaroon, man.
01:08:40Macaroon one, you're the one, you boy, right?
01:08:43Yeah, man.
01:08:44Chocolate oil, I got one, two, and twice.
01:08:50Sheila E.
01:08:51Sheila E.
01:08:52Sheila E. L?
01:08:56Oatmeal.
01:08:57You're right.
01:09:00It's good for your sister, oatmeal.
01:09:02Loose.
01:09:04Woo!
01:09:05Now, that's a D. L.
01:09:06Um, you want a hamburger?
01:09:10Then we get two cookies for you.
01:09:13Peanut butter.
01:09:14Hold on.
01:09:16Chocolate chip.
01:09:17Um,
01:09:18pretzel?
01:09:21That boy's good.
01:09:23You good, boy!
01:09:25You good!
01:09:29And just like that, we're down to the final five.
01:09:32Let's give it up for them!
01:09:33Woo!
01:09:34Woo!
01:09:37Let's be on the final day, everybody.
01:09:39Woo!
01:09:40Woo!
01:09:40Dang, Santa!
01:09:44Dang, Santa!
01:09:44I think one of them might actually win this thing!
01:09:47Good job, baby.
01:09:48Woo!
01:09:49Mm-hmm.
01:10:19What the fuzz candy apple?
01:10:33You really gonna leave this?
01:10:36About time she finds out how hard your job really is.
01:10:39She's gonna see how hard it is to be said to us.
01:10:42This is what you gonna leave us with?
01:10:45Man, you got it.
01:10:46That's what she gonna leave us with.
01:10:49Give it up for Stephanie.
01:11:12Adam.
01:11:21Wayne.
01:11:23Nick.
01:11:25Nick.
01:11:27Come on.
01:11:29Go for the world.
01:11:30Come on.
01:11:31Go for the world.
01:11:34And Clyde.
01:11:38One of these competitors is about to become the next mall Santa.
01:11:42Bugs, before we jump into day three, the final day of the Santa Games, a quick word from our sponsor, the woman who stands to my chance, Denise Serena, everyone.
01:11:55Is this the one?
01:11:56Thank you, DJ Snowbiz.
01:11:57And I just have one thing to say, and that is, thank you. And thank you. No, no, no, no, no. Santa Charles, you have made this one Christmas season to remember.
01:12:13Hmm?
01:12:14Your final season. And on behalf of myself, your fans, and all of Santa's helpers, we wanted to do something a little different. Something meaningful.
01:12:24You're going to make me a slave cry.
01:12:26You're going to make me a slave cry.
01:12:31Lucas!
01:12:34They're vegan.
01:12:36I am so proud of how you structured the rules of this competition, and how you did so without bias or prejudice or flatulence.
01:12:44And how you took the time for each competitor to dig in and help them find their full Santa potential.
01:12:52Mmm, with that level of grit and determination, I think we can be confident that your family's legacy is in good hands.
01:13:04Thank you, Denise.
01:13:06Thank you. But no need to put Santa Charles on the spot. Let's let him enjoy his cookies in peace.
01:13:11He earned them after all.
01:13:12Now, are we ready for the final challenge?
01:13:19I can't hear you!
01:13:24It's time for an obstacle course unlike any other.
01:13:28A game that's going to make you feel real Santa-mental.
01:13:32Please, please, a round of Santa applause for a game we're calling Santa's Extra Special Delivery.
01:13:38Woohoo!
01:13:40Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
01:13:42Grab a Santa sack and fill it with toys.
01:13:45Then, take the sack around the world before delivering it to Santa Charles for the final elf battle.
01:13:50Don't be nervous. It's only Santa's entire Christmas Eve routine. What could go wrong?
01:13:57May the best Santa win.
01:13:59Easy peasy, right? You will have seven minutes to complete the course. In three, two, go, go, go!
01:14:05Hey, first one in. Oh, is this allowed? First one out?
01:14:11Struggling to put the unicorn clutching in the back? Come on, come on! Out the door, out the door!
01:14:21That works too! Time is ticking! Time is ticking!
01:14:28Hey, you go! Come on, come on!
01:14:31to put the unicorn fleshing in the back.
01:14:34Come on, come on.
01:14:35Out the door, out the door.
01:14:39That works too.
01:14:43Time is ticking, time is ticking.
01:14:47Take you, go.
01:14:49Come on, come on.
01:14:52Shoo's off.
01:14:54You're supposed to be down, you say.
01:14:56Shoo's off, let's go, let's go.
01:14:58Shoo's off.
01:15:00Shoo's off.
01:15:01Shoo's off.
01:15:02Here we go, here we go.
01:15:03Oh, wait, wait, look!
01:15:05You stopping the mom?
01:15:06There she is, okay, that's all right though.
01:15:13Come on, man, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:15:14Let's go!
01:15:16Oh, sorry.
01:15:18Somebody's got the Christmas spirit.
01:15:23Our fifth of spirits.
01:15:28This is Santa's extra special delivery.
01:15:33These Santas will race their snow globes around the world three times.
01:15:37Let's hope this works out.
01:15:41Get out of the way.
01:15:44Move it now.
01:15:52It looks like these snow globes are knocking over all of these Santas.
01:15:55It's like a workout for you, okay?
01:16:18This way? All right.
01:16:19All right.
01:16:23That's a legal kind of attack.
01:16:24Y'all watch that now.
01:16:26You guys got it.
01:16:43Hey, where are we?
01:16:45Here they come.
01:16:49You're blocking me, boy.
01:16:52Watch out now.
01:16:55Go, go, go!
01:17:08Is this it?
01:17:10Could this be the end of the games?
01:17:11It's the end of the games.
01:17:15It's the end of the game.
01:17:17It's the end of the game.
01:17:19It's the end of the game.
01:17:21It's the end of the game.
01:17:23It's the end of the game.
01:17:25It's the end of the game.
01:17:27It's the end of the game.
01:17:28It's the end of the game.
01:17:30It's the end of the game.
01:17:32Teamwork!
01:17:50This is great!
01:18:02Teamwork!
01:18:14Since you guys didn't complete your task, I'm still Santa.
01:18:18Wait, what?
01:18:24Still, Santa.
01:18:26Santa, that is not what we talked about.
01:18:28Still, Santa.
01:18:30Santa.
01:18:32That's not what we talked about.
01:18:34I'm still Santa.
01:18:38That's not what we talked about.
01:18:40That's what you came up with.
01:18:42Your rules!
01:18:44Hey, Uncle.
01:18:46Lance.
01:18:48Game's not over yet.
01:18:50Santa never misses a delivery.
01:18:52Thank you, Uncle.
01:18:54What do you think?
01:18:56You new?
01:18:58Yeah.
01:19:00He wanted to do it himself.
01:19:02Oh, and that beard.
01:19:04I wanted to help him glue it on this morning, but...
01:19:06Yeah, he wanted to do that himself, too.
01:19:10I thought that hat looked amazing.
01:19:12That's why I had my granddaddy.
01:19:14Let's go, y'all.
01:19:24In order to win, you must capture my hat.
01:19:28Go, go, go!
01:19:30Go, go, go!
01:19:34Go, go!
01:20:04Go, go, go!
01:20:12Are you proud of yourself?
01:20:15You need to put a camera out?
01:20:18Get a hat?
01:20:20You could!
01:20:24There's only one person I'll choose to be, so...
01:20:26I said I don't want it.
01:20:38What are you saying?
01:20:44You do all this?
01:20:47Then I'll tell you, your actions, they mean something.
01:20:53Your decisions mean something.
01:20:54Why would you say something sitting like that?
01:20:57You'll do all this?
01:20:58I'm just playing, man.
01:21:02I'll do it.
01:21:04But under one condition.
01:21:11What are the conditions, man?
01:21:13If my crew can be signed to you.
01:21:23Your dance group?
01:21:24Wait, so you're thinking all five of you?
01:21:29Yes, ma'am.
01:21:30That might work.
01:21:31Financially, that could be good.
01:21:33Let me ask you this.
01:21:35Why?
01:21:37Because that...
01:21:39That's real.
01:21:42That's the gift of giving you, dude.
01:21:45That's the gift I was talking about.
01:21:47You got a new light?
01:21:49You give it a little chance for you.
01:21:54You know.
01:21:57You dare get a better hat.
01:22:00Yeah, it's just poon dance.
01:22:03That's some legacy.
01:22:04We're there with pride.
01:22:09We're there with pride.
01:22:09Now I get to go to Edinburgh.
01:22:32Yes!
01:23:02Santa Stephanie!
01:23:25Hey, how are you?
01:23:26How old are you?
01:23:28Oh, baby, I forgot.
01:23:29Are you a fairy?
01:23:31I'm more like an angel.
01:23:32Where are you from?
01:23:35Ohio.
01:23:36How do you do it?
01:23:38Newark, kitty.
01:23:39Deliver all the presents in one night.
01:23:44Mommy said that you don't like milk.
01:23:46Oh, that's right.
01:23:48You know, me lactose intolerant is not good for me stomach, you know.
01:23:51Hey, Santa Nick.
01:23:54Huh? Yeah?
01:23:55Where's her belly?
01:23:57Oh, it kept getting stuck in the chimney, so I got rid of it.
01:24:02Give it up for Santa Clarence!
01:24:15Ho, ho, ho!
01:24:19All right!
01:24:21Who's first?
01:24:23What do you guys want for Christmas?
01:24:25A unicorn.
01:24:27A unicorn?
01:24:28Makeup and puzzle.
01:24:31A puzzle?
01:24:32What about you?
01:24:34I want a Christmas present.
01:24:37A Christmas present?
01:24:38What kind?
01:24:40A monster truck?
01:24:41So with a red one.
01:24:43A red one?
01:24:44Yeah, we had a good one.
01:25:12Leave my mark.
01:25:21Leave my mark.
01:25:27Well.
01:25:27Well, you Mr. and Mrs. Claus get what they want.
01:25:46Vacation.
01:25:48Thank you, good Santa.
01:25:51Brown sugar.
01:25:53Well, you can take the boy out of North Pole,
01:25:56but you can't take the girl out of North Pole.
01:26:00Big Santa's on the way.
01:26:02Can I say that?
01:26:04Aw.
01:26:12Hello. It's me, Scott.
01:26:15I'm still here.
01:26:16I didn't leave yet.
01:26:17No, I'm actually still in the hotel,
01:26:20waiting for the team to finish up some good stuff, you know.
01:26:24I didn't want to go quite home yet,
01:26:26because I think I'm going to surprise the mates,
01:26:28you know, head out there,
01:26:30you know, sit on their lap.
01:26:32Oh, I actually got a pleasant for Clarence.
01:26:34Yeah, he's going to love this.
01:26:36It's a flower.
01:26:38He doesn't actually like flowers,
01:26:40and he specifically told me that,
01:26:42but I think it'll warm his heart a little bit,
01:26:44give him a little Christmas cheer,
01:26:46so, mmm, smells like Christmas.
01:26:48So, I brought this for him,
01:26:50and, yeah, I'm going to go hang out with the mates,
01:26:52see him maybe have some eggnog,
01:26:54something, you know,
01:26:55have a little time before I get back to London.
01:26:56a little time.
01:27:52And we'll be right back.