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When hordes of gays and lesbians come out "of the closet" in the fictional town of Azalea Springs, Texas, intolerant res | dG1fMEwxdHNybkRpNTQ
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00:00Azalea Springs, USA
00:07Oh, Georgie
00:08A serene small town
00:11Where all the children are happy
00:13You look very handsome tonight
00:14The men are rugged
00:16And the women have big hair
00:19Hi, Grace
00:20A town between Peyton Place and Stepley
00:23Sound trouble, Alex
00:24Where the streets are clean
00:26The air is pure
00:27And the water
00:29Why, Spencer
00:30Makes you gay
00:31Because there's something in the water
00:33I spent all my years in school
00:34Focusing on other people's lives
00:36That account was closed this morning
00:38Hoping maybe no one knows mine
00:40We're behind the road
00:42The Azalea Springs is no place for such a facility
00:45I'm ready to set the record straight here
00:46Homer, let me explain this
00:48What can you explain to me?
00:50Kelly Hurd brings you a satire on right-wing values
00:53It's in the water
00:55He always did like those tight ends
00:57You've taught that girl to stand up for what she believes in
00:59And that is just what she is doing
01:02An opportunity to think about
01:04I dated your son in college
01:05Whether it was right or wrong
01:07Couldn't you have done something like that
01:09On the week end?
01:10Oh dear, she'll come around
01:11Alex, don't do this
01:12Why?
01:13I'm writing my letter of resignation to the leader
01:15Is she going to like it?
01:16Oh yeah
01:17Won it, won it, won it, won it work everywhere
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