Pity Laughs | show | 2018 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Pity Laughs is a Sketch Show created by Joe Murphy & James Ormrod | dHNfZEluS2ZUUVhodVU

Transcript

00:00I haven't seen this lot in a loooong time.

00:04A bit bright in here.

00:06Just look at my sunglasses. Blonde.

00:10Come on guys, clap, clap.

00:13I'm not happy.

00:15Say hello to the new Georgia.

00:21Running, stop popping your buttons up.

00:23Any ideas?

00:24Invisibility.

00:25But you can walk through walls.

00:26How is that relevant?

00:27Just be good, wouldn't it?

00:28Only beautiful people will be allowed to use the beautiful sight.

00:31Is this a gay day to be a sight?

00:33How is that gay?

00:39Alright, how much is that TV round the back?

00:42That's £10.

00:44I'll give you five.

00:45It's a charity shop.

00:46Alright, tell you what, how about zero, yeah?

00:49Well done.

00:50See how many bandages that buys, little Tommy.

00:54Oh, here he is!

00:56I don't wanna fuck you!

00:57I said!

00:58Why are you trying to fuck?

00:59Come on, Dave!

01:01This is Jamie.

01:02He'd make a great contestant.

01:03We're into all the same sort of music,

01:05and he went to the same school as Christopher Eccleston's son.

01:08Go and tell them, didn't you?

01:09Yeah, I went to the same school as Christopher Eccleston's son.

01:12He's got loads of great stories like that.

01:15We do get on, we do get on.

01:26I wouldn't turn my back on him.