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तू अपनी जबान अंदर रख और वजन ऊपर रख _ Rajpal Yadav Best Comedy _ Shaadi Teri Bajayenge Hum Band

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00:30No!
00:40No!
00:41No!
00:42No!
00:44No!
00:50No!
00:52դ1000 पीम्टिंदेट, क्यांब साथ, ոे रिखें, कि अरे, षुआ के अरे, ुऴ, आरे, कुछ पाने के लिए बहुत कुछ खोना परदता है
01:15Oh
01:29Oh, what was the boss?
01:31How did he get out?
01:33Where did he get out?
01:35Abu, get out of here!
01:37Get out of here!
01:39Hello?
01:41Hello?
01:45Shh, shh, shh!
01:47Hey!
01:55Brother, I'm on the phone,
01:57but I don't know what to do.
01:59I don't know what to do, auntie.
02:01How do I get out of here?
02:03If I don't get out of here,
02:05I'll get out of here quickly.
02:07I'll get out of here.
02:09One year, I don't know
02:11how many years have been hidden.
02:13I don't know what to do.
02:15Hello, boss.
02:17Hello, my ears are too bad.
02:19Your ears are too bad.
02:21Now, hello, boss,
02:22I'm hearing my ears.
02:23Because I'm not on the phone.
02:25I'm talking behind you, boss.
02:27You?
02:28You, not me.
02:29You, I, you, I.
02:30Leave it!
02:31You've come so many days later,
02:32that's too bad.
02:33Where is the girl?
02:35Where is the girl?
02:36Boss,
02:37the girl was in my house.
02:39Then, she called me to my house.
02:41My mother was very poor.
02:43So, I went home to help her.
02:45So, you couldn't go to the girl here,
02:47you couldn't go to my mother?
02:48Yes, she couldn't.
02:49Then, I remember you.
02:51What did you say?
02:52First of all,
02:53the help and then the work.
02:54That's why I left the girl there.
02:56And my mother...
02:57Your mother...
02:58How do you feel?
02:59It's all okay.
03:01It's all okay.
03:02It's all okay.
03:03How do you keep the girl alive?
03:05No, boss.
03:06A giraffe.
03:07A giraffe!
03:08A giraffe!
03:09A giraffe!
03:10A giraffe.
03:11You are like a maconial too.
03:16Put the girl.
03:18Look, son.
03:19I have to take the girl two of you.
03:21I have to take the girl out of the girl.
03:22Yes.
03:23I have to take the girl out.
03:25''นะ''.
03:26I's going to take the girl.
03:28I am going to shake the girl out.
03:29You have to take the girl out.
03:30And yourselfф Whiru!
03:31No, are you.
03:32You take your mark out,
03:33You are addicted you.
03:34I am an invalid.
03:39Surely the grandparents.
03:41Sorry, are you cousins?
03:42You are filled with the antiquity.
03:44Don't you also?
03:45But I have never ABCD later,
03:47I couldn't understand.
03:49I can tell you guys already.
03:50I am aware you areign.
03:51Let me find the male childhood,
03:52I am aware you are destined to see.
03:54I have to pay for shopping now.
03:56Now you have to buy whatever you like.
03:59Okay.
04:00Daddy.
04:01What happened?
04:02Why did you sit in the car?
04:04What did you think?
04:06Oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:08I understand, my brother.
04:09I understand.
04:10In front of my father,
04:11there is a shame.
04:13Okay.
04:14You both go shopping,
04:16whatever you want to do.
04:17I'll take a look at myself.
04:19Hey, I don't have anything.
04:21Let's go.
04:22I'll take a look at myself.
04:24Let's go.
04:25Hey, Daddy.
04:26Let's go.
04:27Let's go shopping.
04:28You'll be happy.
04:29It's a shame.
04:30It's not a shame.
04:31It's a shame.
04:32It's a shame.
04:33Oh, oh.
04:34Oh, oh.
04:35Oh, oh.
04:36Oh, oh.
04:37What are you planning to take our wedding?
04:39What do you mean?
04:41Oh, oh.
04:42I mean,
04:43do you like it or not?
04:45Oh, oh.
04:46I like it.
04:47Hello?
04:48What?
04:49Oh, man.
04:50Oh, man.
04:51I don't know.
04:52How can I say?
04:53Oh, man.
04:54I'm always talking to someone every day.
04:56Oh, oh.
04:57Oh.
04:58Oh.
04:59Oh.
05:00Oh.
05:01Oh.
05:02Oh.
05:03Oh.
05:04Oh.
05:05Oh.
05:06Oh.
05:07Oh.
05:08Oh.
05:09Oh.
05:10Oh.
05:11Oh.
05:12Oh.
05:13Oh.
05:14Oh.
05:15Oh.
05:16Oh.
05:17Oh.
05:18Oh.
05:22Oh.
05:23Oh.
05:25Oh.
05:26You're married?
05:27Oh...
05:28And I don't have to worry too much.
05:30I've been married one time,
05:32and I'm going to marry the other time.
05:33That's why I'm coming.
05:34Let's listen.
05:40What does that mean?
05:41What does that mean?
05:43What does that mean?
05:45It's pretty.
05:47Gommal...
05:49It's pretty, right?
05:53Yes, that's Gogo's wife, isn't it?
05:57She's not Gogo's wife.
06:01She's my wife.
06:04When I and Priti love each other,
06:08we made love marriage in the court.
06:13Oh, Gommal, listen to me.
06:17Oh, Gommal!
06:19What happened?
06:20Gommal, you're wrong.
06:22What did you say to me?
06:24What did you say to me?
06:25Gommal, look.
06:26You're wrong.
06:27You're wrong.
06:28You're wrong.
06:29I told you everything.
06:30If you don't tell me, you're wrong.
06:32There's no shame in it.
06:34Just tell me something like that.
06:35And I also feel good when I hurt you.
06:37Okay.
06:38Why did you tell me to tell me?
06:39You kept so much in the dark.
06:41Look, Gommal.
06:42Gommal,
06:43I believe that I have your heart.
06:45But I don't have to worry about it.
06:47I didn't know all this.
06:48I didn't know all this.
06:49Now...
06:50I'm sorry, Gommal.
06:51I'm sorry, Gommal.
06:52Sorry, Gommal.
06:53Sorry, Gommal.
06:54I'm sorry, Gommal.
06:55I'll stop for your wedding.
06:56I'll stop for your wedding.
06:57Don't do it.
06:58Don't do it.
06:59You'll give me your life.
07:00I'm sorry, Gommal's everyone.
07:02The people started to build a dress.
07:04The cameraman and DJ took the book.
07:06I'll give you all of a reason.
07:08You understand your relationship in the village.
07:10People make such things and things.
07:14I'm sorry, Gommal.
07:15What a sorry?
07:17Everything will be done with you, but I will be married with you.
07:23Why don't you tell me the truth to my father?
07:26Hey, Komal!
07:36Oh, how big the day is today, isn't it?
07:41Oh, I like this evening.
07:44It's not too hot, it's not too cold.
07:47I like this.
07:50What you're saying is direct.
07:53Don't talk about it.
07:55I love you.
07:58What?
07:59What did you say?
08:00You didn't listen to me so much.
08:02I love you.
08:05You know that my husband was going to be with Shere Singh?
08:09And you?
08:11I love you.
08:13I love you.
08:14You know that I love you?
08:15Oh, what do you say?
08:16I love you.
08:17I don't know.
08:18Look, Komal.
08:19I'm going to die like this.
08:21But I'm going to die.
08:22The day I saw you, I was going to turn on scooters.
08:25I was coming from the auto.
08:26Yes, yes.
08:27So, you're not my heart.
08:29And I've also made a song with you.
08:31What is it?
08:32And I've made a marriage plan.
08:34After the marriage, we'll go to Vaishnodewi.
08:36And then we'll go to Patni Top.
08:38Because Patni is on top.
08:39So, I'll go to Patni.
08:40And I don't have a budget for me.
08:42And until we're young, we won't have children.
08:45Because I think that when we're children,
08:47then Patni's love is less than a little.
08:50So, you've been thinking of me without my permission.
08:55Oh, what are you talking about, Ji?
08:57I don't have permission for thinking.
08:59But it seems to be doing it, right?
09:02So, give it.
09:03I'll keep you very happy.
09:06Okay, tell me one more.
09:08Why did you tell my uncle about sharing this?
09:10Because I loved my family.
09:12I couldn't even leave my family.
09:13Oh, my God.
09:14I'll die.
09:15And eat a little bit.
09:16You're the same.
09:17You're the same.
09:18You're the same.
09:19You won't be able to do anything.
09:20You won't be able to do anything.
09:22You'll be able to do something.
09:23One thing.
09:24One thing.
09:25One thing.
09:26One thing.
09:27Sheeru married me.
09:28And I'm for you.
09:30Sheeru!
09:31You are the same.
09:41You've all been talking about my eyes.
09:46You've made me a beautiful dress.
09:48What do you think?
09:50That you would like me to die?
09:53Yeah.
09:54You're the same.
09:56You would like me to be a gay woman?
09:58You are not my own, but you, you are my own, my own, my son, my father, my father, my father, what are you talking about, daddy?
10:11I am and Priti, we love each other, and you are always against love marriage, so we have to tell you, without telling you,
10:26I was married in court.
10:29Daddy, I'm saying I'm afraid of my mother, I was afraid.
10:33So you don't have to tell the truth about the truth.
10:39You don't have to tell the truth about the truth.
10:43Where is the rage from saying the truth?
10:46Oh, right?
10:50I am the man with the p.d. today, from the steps to the steps.
10:55But I'll be against law marriage and I'll always stay.
11:00This marriage doesn't play any children's game, son.
11:03That when he came, he played and we're going to kill him.
11:08I don't think of this small marriage.
11:11Your marriage will be where I have made your relationship.
11:15Your love will only become a man.
11:19No one can take it.
11:20And I hope that my story will fall in your face.
11:27Father...
11:28Stop!
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