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00:00:00Music
00:00:22I was just a girl from music school.
00:00:24Kind of a dork like everyone else.
00:00:27At school, I met Mel and Ben.
00:00:29We became best friends, bandmates, a songwriting trio.
00:00:32My tribe.
00:00:33Now we live together and make music together in a cool house in Malibu.
00:00:37Mel's uncle loaned it to us for the summer.
00:00:39I really love it here.
00:00:41We were living the dream.
00:00:43But wait, I'm getting ahead of myself.
00:00:45Now, it's time to jam.
00:00:57Let's go.
00:01:03Let's go.
00:01:09For more information visit www.fema.org
00:01:39That might be the single.
00:01:42That was orgasmic.
00:01:44Yeah, yeah, I think it sounded great.
00:01:46Let me just work on some harmonies.
00:01:50We all got day jobs.
00:01:51Ben worked for Mr. Morton, our weird neighbor, doing sound design.
00:01:55Melanie was producing at a rock label, and I was, well, waitressing and auditioning, of course.
00:02:01And now that I was living in L.A., there were endless weddings, baby showers, and family get-togethers.
00:02:09Yes, Mom, don't worry.
00:02:11Okay.
00:02:12Okay, Mom, I'll take care of you. Bye.
00:02:15Excited for the big family weekend?
00:02:17Hell no.
00:02:19Well, they love you, and so do we.
00:02:25Love you.
00:02:26It's Barry.
00:02:28Hi, Barry.
00:02:29Yes, I know. I didn't forget two triple red-eye lattes, bagels, and Advil. I'm on my way. Bye.
00:02:37Hiya.
00:02:38Hi.
00:02:42What?
00:02:43The label loved our demo.
00:02:44Yes!
00:02:45They want five more songs, but full mixes, not garage band demos. How are we ever going to afford this?
00:02:52Uh, would Big Barry let us mix at night?
00:02:54Doubt it.
00:02:55What are we talking, like $10,000, $20,000?
00:02:58No, I'll try $30,000, $40,000.
00:03:04This label is amazing.
00:03:07Hey, hey, we'll get another shot.
00:03:09Um, do you mind feeding Max tonight? I might be out late.
00:03:12Uh, work or hot date?
00:03:15Maybe both.
00:03:16Oh, another lead guitarist kind of dude?
00:03:18No, maybe the bass player for the Silicon Beaches.
00:03:21Vanessa Lee?
00:03:23Oh, dude, she's smoking hot.
00:03:25What else? I only date guys under 30 or female rockers on tour. No strings.
00:03:30Yeah, flawless plan, I must say.
00:03:36Hey, Ben.
00:03:38When my uncle sells this house, free rent's over.
00:03:42We have to make this demo.
00:03:44We have to find the money.
00:03:50Mel worked as a studio engineer for one of the best rock labels in Hollywood.
00:03:54But her boss gave a whole new meaning to the word jerk.
00:04:06Do you want me to pump this up?
00:04:07Uh, yeah.
00:04:09Alright, I'm gonna take five.
00:04:14Good luck.
00:04:21Hey, Barry.
00:04:22I was wondering if I could talk to you about something.
00:04:24Find me the next blockhead yet?
00:04:26You got good ears, kid.
00:04:27That's what I pay you for.
00:04:29But, actually, that's not what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:04:32I was wondering if maybe we could use your studio just for a few nights.
00:04:36What? You mixing? In my studio?
00:04:39Mel, I got news for you.
00:04:41We got eight bands with new albums they gotta finish.
00:04:44We'll talk about you in the studio when things slow down.
00:04:48Next summer, maybe.
00:04:50Call me Saturday by 9am with notes on those.
00:04:53And take those morons out on the town.
00:04:55Limos, bottles, service, whatever.
00:04:57Just make sure they bring us the next album.
00:04:59Yeah, sure.
00:05:01Sorry.
00:05:03Oops.
00:05:04Excuse me.
00:05:05Sorry.
00:05:08Ready to impress, darling?
00:05:09Yeah.
00:05:10I thought they wanted a soprano.
00:05:11There's like 15 guys here.
00:05:13Do they ever know what they want?
00:05:15Do they, baby?
00:05:18Do they, baby?
00:05:20You got this.
00:05:22Alejandra Martin?
00:05:25Soprano?
00:05:27I see here you went to Juilliard.
00:05:29Impressive.
00:05:30But what's your instrument?
00:05:32Violin.
00:05:33Mostly.
00:05:34And voice.
00:05:35Violin.
00:05:36Handy.
00:05:37Tina, queue up the spot.
00:05:39Shiny and clean.
00:05:42That's what it means.
00:05:44Washing those jeans.
00:05:46Till they're shiny and clean.
00:05:51I think it's working around, baby.
00:05:55Nice job.
00:05:56We'll let you know.
00:06:00Another audition bombed.
00:06:02Thank God I had my friend Steven to help cheer me up.
00:06:05He was always bailing me out.
00:06:09And Ben worked for our neighbor at a video gaming company.
00:06:12He was a little odd, too.
00:06:19Ooh.
00:06:20Like you just rolled out of bed, big guy.
00:06:22Not exactly.
00:06:23Dude, it's all over your face.
00:06:25You and the roommates going at it 24-7.
00:06:28Rob, seriously, it's not like that.
00:06:29Take it from a merry guy.
00:06:31Don't ever get hitched.
00:06:33Keep on doing the dream team.
00:06:34Boom.
00:06:39Soldier.
00:06:40Oh, nine hundred and fifty-eight seconds.
00:06:43You are late.
00:06:44Sir, I, uh...
00:06:45At ease, son.
00:06:47So, uh, how's the booby trap sound effects going?
00:06:49Look, we need big boobies, and I mean big.
00:06:52Yeah, uh, be done today.
00:06:53Attaboy.
00:06:56Say, Ben.
00:06:58How does it all work with you and those girls?
00:07:01Work?
00:07:02Yeah, you know, like, I mean, any jealousy?
00:07:05Are there any rules?
00:07:07Uh, rules?
00:07:08Yeah.
00:07:09I get it.
00:07:10Mum's the word, right?
00:07:12Mum's the word.
00:07:13Sir, I need to get back to this.
00:07:15Well, you keep up the good work, all right?
00:07:18And you say hello to those gals from me.
00:07:21While I was dealing with my life, I had forgotten something very important.
00:07:33Oh, how was your date with Vanessa?
00:07:48She play-o-drones?
00:07:50She wanted to do something romantic.
00:07:52I know.
00:07:53Like dinner.
00:07:54Yuck.
00:07:55So I went out with Nick, the label rep, instead.
00:07:57Oh.
00:07:58And?
00:07:59He's turning 31.
00:08:00Hm.
00:08:01Who knew?
00:08:02I had to end it.
00:08:05Ellie would kill you if she saw you doing that.
00:08:09So, Julie's baby's party's at 2.
00:08:11You're gonna come, right?
00:08:13Uh, yeah.
00:08:15Sure.
00:08:20Today's the day, isn't it?
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:27One year later.
00:08:29One shitty drunk driver.
00:08:32Well, I'll stay home.
00:08:35We'll hang.
00:08:36No.
00:08:37No, no.
00:08:38I'm okay.
00:08:39Really.
00:08:40Come to Julie's, maybe?
00:08:42It's probably better if you're around people.
00:08:44Hey, Mel, if you become a big-time music producer, you wouldn't leave us, would you?
00:08:49Ben G.
00:08:51No matter what happens, we'll always be together.
00:08:55You, me, and Ellie.
00:08:56We're family now.
00:08:58Today was the day Ben's parents died.
00:09:01Head-on car crash.
00:09:02So awful.
00:09:04I should have remembered.
00:09:06I should have been there for him.
00:09:08We're bandmates.
00:09:09You just don't forget that kind of stuff.
00:09:12Hello, everyone.
00:09:25I'm Cassie.
00:09:26I'll be taking over for Milo today.
00:09:29This is an advanced class, so I hope you're all ready to work.
00:09:32Alright, let's get started.
00:09:34Good.
00:09:35Arms above your head.
00:09:37Back foot at a 45 degree angle.
00:09:40Hands together.
00:09:41And look to the sky.
00:09:43Virabhadrasana 2.
00:09:46Warrior 2 pose.
00:09:49Open up.
00:09:50Adjust your foot back.
00:09:52Now squeeze your glutes.
00:09:55And lift your abdomen.
00:09:57Arms up above your head.
00:09:59That's it.
00:10:00Now breathe.
00:10:01Now release into gravity with happy baby.
00:10:04This opens chakras, releases tension, and heightens sexual awareness.
00:10:09A little wider.
00:10:10That's it.
00:10:12Perfect.
00:10:13Thanks.
00:10:14Hey, you have amazing potential.
00:10:31You're kidding.
00:10:32No, not at all.
00:10:34You just need to clear your mind a little bit.
00:10:37It's nice to meet you.
00:10:38I'm Cassie.
00:10:39I'm Cassie.
00:10:40I'm Melanie.
00:10:41Hi.
00:10:42Alright, well, I hope to see you in class again.
00:10:43Okay.
00:10:44I mean, yeah.
00:10:45Yeah.
00:10:46Sure.
00:10:47Totally.
00:10:48Well, nice to meet you, Melanie.
00:10:58So, I met the most amazing girl today.
00:11:01Oh!
00:11:02So, you ready to settle down now?
00:11:04Get a little condo in West Hollywood?
00:11:07What happened to no strings?
00:11:09Shut up, okay?
00:11:10Really?
00:11:11Hi.
00:11:12Hi, cutie.
00:11:13Yay!
00:11:14Okay, so you two would make a really cute couple when you get married.
00:11:18Very funny.
00:11:19You know you're my favorite cousin, right?
00:11:21You know I'm serious, right?
00:11:22Yeah, I am getting a beard.
00:11:24You...
00:11:25I'll have a soda water, please.
00:11:27Barca soda, double barca.
00:11:28Honey.
00:11:29Ah, thank you.
00:11:30It's getting so big.
00:11:31Here.
00:11:36Okay, he's a total catch.
00:11:38You've got to admit it.
00:11:39Yeah, thanks for the tip.
00:11:40You know he's my roommate, right?
00:11:41Uh, did you see his butt from those blue eyes?
00:11:42Come on.
00:11:43Have you ever think about having kids?
00:11:44Maybe.
00:11:45I don't know.
00:11:46Why are you asking me all this weird shit?
00:11:47Because you've got to settle down.
00:11:48Look, guy or girl, you just gotta take the plunge.
00:11:49Girls are even crazier than guys in LA.
00:11:50Oh, really?
00:11:51So, who are you seeing?
00:11:52Nobody.
00:11:53You know, you could try dating somebody with a day job instead of an amp in a van.
00:11:54Just saying.
00:11:55Yes.
00:12:08I love what I do.
00:12:09Besides, since you and Paul got married, you guys have been building an empire.
00:12:14You don't think we did this all on our own?
00:12:16Good no, thank you, Ben.
00:12:17No, we got help from the trust fund.
00:12:18A trust fund, what trust fund?
00:12:21Yours, mine, and your sister's.
00:12:23The Myrna Rothman Trust Fund.
00:12:26Every female in the family inherits a peace,
00:12:28and when she gets married,
00:12:29she gets to do whatever she wants with it.
00:12:31She gets to invest or travel, party, donate.
00:12:36I thought that was just a myth.
00:12:38So did I until the check showed up.
00:12:40Who's Myrna?
00:12:41She's our great-grandmother.
00:12:43She wanted all the Rothman girls to have a little mistake.
00:12:46And the trust paid for all of this?
00:12:49Yeah, put a down payment on the house.
00:12:51Launched our catering business.
00:12:53Oh, and it got us a part-time nanny.
00:12:55So Myrna's husband made bazillions
00:12:57in the prophylactic business.
00:12:58Uh, just out of curiosity,
00:13:00how much do girls get for, uh, I'm not?
00:13:03Well, after taxes, about $450,000, give or take.
00:13:07$450,000?
00:13:10This Myrna sounds great.
00:13:13I've always liked independent women.
00:13:16Oh, um, and Mel, for the foreseeable future,
00:13:18you know the trust only works if you get married to a guy.
00:13:22So just find a man that you like and get married.
00:13:25Otherwise, you're gonna end up working for someone
00:13:27for the rest of your life.
00:13:30This doesn't seem right.
00:13:32What do you mean, right?
00:13:33You deserve it.
00:13:35Get married.
00:13:36Get the money.
00:13:38While they were at Julie's, I left my family early.
00:13:42I had some news of my own.
00:13:46Hey, you're back early.
00:13:47Uh, yeah.
00:13:48I, uh, I kind of had to leave.
00:13:51I did a terrible thing.
00:13:53You know, Oscar is so not for me.
00:13:54He's sweet.
00:13:55He's old-fashioned, conservative.
00:13:57He's not some flashy L.A. guy.
00:13:59Oscar is husband material.
00:14:02He loves his family, owns a great business.
00:14:06Plus, he and your dad watch football, like, all the time.
00:14:08What?
00:14:09And he's hot.
00:14:11He gives me night sweats every time I look at him.
00:14:15Oh, I better go check on my husband.
00:14:18Can't you do that.
00:14:21Ally!
00:14:22Hi.
00:14:23Oscar.
00:14:24How are you?
00:14:25Good.
00:14:26Hi.
00:14:27How are you?
00:14:28Fine.
00:14:32You look beautiful.
00:14:36Come on.
00:14:37I want to hear everything about L.A.
00:14:39Let me get you a drink.
00:14:46I did my part.
00:14:47Now it's up to Oscar.
00:14:54Uh, it's good to have you home.
00:14:57Just like old times.
00:14:59Yeah.
00:15:00You know, it feels good.
00:15:02Being here.
00:15:03Oscar was one of those great guys.
00:15:05So handsome, sweet, and totally not right for me.
00:15:09Ally.
00:15:13I know we did it in high school, and it almost seemed like a million years ago.
00:15:16But I've always loved it here, and there's just been one person missing.
00:15:23Oscar, please.
00:15:24I love you.
00:15:26I've always loved you.
00:15:27I've always loved you.
00:15:36Ally.
00:15:39Will you marry me?
00:15:40I promise I'll make you happy.
00:15:44Please say yes.
00:15:45My career was important, and I didn't just want babies and family barbecues.
00:15:52Is that a yes?
00:15:56He's so dependable.
00:15:58All those are dependable.
00:15:59I want a man that I'm crazy about.
00:16:02Love grows, hija.
00:16:04Oscar is a good man.
00:16:06Yes.
00:16:07And he will make someone else very happy.
00:16:10Just give me one good reason why you won't marry him.
00:16:14Because...
00:16:15Then, I told my mom the biggest lie of my almost adult life.
00:16:18Because, Mom, I'm engaged!
00:16:20What?!
00:16:22Darling!
00:16:24Why didn't you say so?
00:16:26My high school boyfriend proposed, and my whole family was pressuring me.
00:16:30I just saw my whole life unfolding.
00:16:32You know, babies, diapers.
00:16:34So, so many diapers.
00:16:35So, you said you were...
00:16:36Getting married?
00:16:38Yes.
00:16:39Yes!
00:16:40I lied!
00:16:41I totally lied!
00:16:42And they were so happy!
00:16:46Yeah, but, wait, married to who?
00:16:51No frickin' way.
00:16:53Oh, my goodness.
00:16:54His name just popped into my head, I swear!
00:16:57I need to call my family.
00:16:59I'm gonna need a drink first.
00:17:01We've gotta do something.
00:17:02We?
00:17:03No, no, no, there's no we here.
00:17:04You're the fiancé.
00:17:05No.
00:17:06Come on, look, she's a mess, Mel.
00:17:08Oh, God.
00:17:11Every second, marrying Ben almost sounded good.
00:17:13That's what Julie said.
00:17:15Wait.
00:17:17I'm kidding.
00:17:18I'm not.
00:17:19No, let's get married.
00:17:21Huh? What? Who?
00:17:22You, me, Mel.
00:17:24The three of us.
00:17:25We just found out that if I get married, I inherit a bunch of money from a family trust fund.
00:17:29$450,000 just for getting hitched.
00:17:32To a guy that...
00:17:34Oh, my God.
00:17:35Mel, is this true?
00:17:36Mm-hmm.
00:17:37Girls, this is the answer.
00:17:40Two brides, one groom.
00:17:42You've been spending way too much time talking to Chris about his three-way lesbian fantasies.
00:17:46I told you, we're just not into it.
00:17:49No.
00:17:50Uh, but wait a second.
00:17:51I kind of want to hear this little scheme.
00:17:54You have one minute, Ben.
00:17:55Okay.
00:17:56Uh, so first, Mel tells her family that after years of friendship, she and I fell in love and eloped.
00:18:04Mel gets the trust money, produces a kick-ass demo, and we are on our way.
00:18:10I'm talking Grammys, multi-platinum albums.
00:18:13Okay.
00:18:14Keep talking, especially about that Grammy part.
00:18:16Uh, okay.
00:18:17So then, Ally and I, we have a big wedding.
00:18:19I'm talking grandma, uh, the cousins.
00:18:22Grandma would never have...
00:18:23Bet your mom already put a wedding announcement in the paper.
00:18:25Listen, ladies, the trust money will let us stay together and work on our music.
00:18:36Me and my bandmates, who just happen to be my two beautiful brides.
00:18:40Oh my God, this so is your lesbian fantasy.
00:18:42No, no, no.
00:18:43It is a career move for all of us.
00:18:46So you're saying you would actually go through a real wedding?
00:18:49It's one weekend, then back to normal.
00:18:52Normal.
00:18:53Right.
00:18:54Uh, I don't know.
00:18:55My parents would figure it out.
00:18:56We'll be married before they can say mazel tov.
00:18:58Now, Mel, this is your chance.
00:19:01Okay, produce a hit record, make it in the big time.
00:19:04Yeah?
00:19:05Maybe work with Pharrell.
00:19:07Ben, wait.
00:19:08What do you get out of all this?
00:19:09Uh, if the record's a hit, I get to quit my day job.
00:19:13And, you know, we get to stay together.
00:19:17Us, this little family of ours.
00:19:20Eh, I want that.
00:19:24You know, we already raise a dog and share a Netflix account.
00:19:28Come on, our odds are better than most couples.
00:19:30We're not a couple, we're a chase.
00:19:31The semantics.
00:19:32Are we gonna do this?
00:19:34Hmm.
00:19:35You're crazy, but I'm in.
00:19:36Allie.
00:19:37Forgive me God.
00:19:38I'm in.
00:19:39So that was it.
00:19:40The double wedding plan was in motion.
00:19:42Except we forgot about one new person in the mix.
00:19:47Cassie.
00:19:48Hey.
00:19:49Well, I guess I didn't scare you off.
00:19:50No, I've been trying to make it every day.
00:19:51Have you?
00:19:52Wait, did you go to my eight o'clock?
00:19:53I'm sorry, I switched it to ten.
00:19:55Oh, yeah, yeah, you weren't there.
00:19:56Yeah.
00:19:57Oh, sorry.
00:19:58Oh, I got it.
00:19:59You live on ocean.
00:20:00I live on dune.
00:20:01Oh, no way.
00:20:02Well, hey, neighbor.
00:20:03We should hang out sometime.
00:20:04Sure.
00:20:05Yeah, I'd like that.
00:20:06Um, do you like biking?
00:20:07Love biking.
00:20:08Love it.
00:20:09Love it.
00:20:10I love it.
00:20:11I love it.
00:20:12I love it.
00:20:13I love it.
00:20:14I love it.
00:20:15I love it.
00:20:16I love it.
00:20:17I love it.
00:20:18I love it.
00:20:19I love it.
00:20:20I love it.
00:20:21I love it.
00:20:22I love hiking.
00:20:23I love hiking.
00:20:24Love, love, love it.
00:20:25Well, I meant biking, but actually, why don't you come over my place tonight for a barbecue?
00:20:32Yeah, Milo's having some people over.
00:20:34Oh, Milo.
00:20:35Yeah, he's moving to Costa Rica for a year to teach.
00:20:38So, uh, some friends are throwing him a little going away.
00:20:41Oh, he's moving.
00:20:42Bummer.
00:20:43Uh, yeah, I'd love to come.
00:20:46All right, cool.
00:20:47Well, I probably should mention, um, my friends are hardcore vegetarians.
00:20:53I love hardcore vegetarians.
00:20:55Yeah.
00:20:56All right, cool.
00:20:57Well, I'll see you later then.
00:20:59See you.
00:21:00Bye.
00:21:03Mel was submitting.
00:21:05Mel, dating your yogi.
00:21:07Oh, Shanti.
00:21:08So listen, Mel.
00:21:10Try not to talk too much about work, okay?
00:21:12Think two-way conversation, all right?
00:21:15Just make her laugh.
00:21:17That's what women want.
00:21:18What?
00:21:19Seriously?
00:21:20As if you know what women want.
00:21:22No, Mel, women like to be listened to.
00:21:24Duh, everybody likes to be listened to.
00:21:26No, show her you have some opinions.
00:21:28What if you ever listened to a woman?
00:21:30What do you mean?
00:21:31Okay, why don't you guys stop bringing your issues into my date, okay?
00:21:34I'm just going to a vegetarian, possibly semi-lesbian barbecue, okay?
00:21:39No big deal.
00:21:40He doesn't know the first thing about women.
00:21:42No.
00:21:43Off with the scarf.
00:21:45Hmm.
00:21:46The hair.
00:21:47Let's loosen this up.
00:21:53There.
00:21:54Hot.
00:21:55How the hell do you do that?
00:21:56It's in the jeans, sister.
00:21:57We're not talking Old Navy.
00:21:58Shh.
00:21:59Everybody.
00:22:00She's here.
00:22:08Hi.
00:22:09Come on in.
00:22:15Cassie, this is Ben and Allie, my roommates.
00:22:17Hi.
00:22:18Hello.
00:22:19Nice to meet you.
00:22:20Hi, I'm Ben.
00:22:21Oh, hi.
00:22:22Great earrings.
00:22:23Hey, where are you from?
00:22:24Malsazi teach yoga.
00:22:25Oh, can I get you a beer?
00:22:26How long have you lived in Malibu?
00:22:27Are you wearing Narciso Rodriguez?
00:22:28Um, I'm actually from San Francisco.
00:22:31A beer?
00:22:32No thanks.
00:22:33I teach Ashtanga yoga.
00:22:34And yes, I am wearing Narciso.
00:22:36Okay.
00:22:37Ready?
00:22:38Bye.
00:22:39Yeah.
00:22:40Oh, thanks.
00:22:43Ladies.
00:22:44Hi.
00:22:45Listen, we're having a little get together tonight at our place.
00:22:49And we were hoping you and your friend would be friendly and join us.
00:22:53Maybe some other time.
00:22:54Thank you, though.
00:22:55If you change your mind, we're here.
00:22:58As in, um, right here.
00:23:02Friendly neighbors.
00:23:03Yeah.
00:23:05You have no idea.
00:23:08Such a cute couple.
00:23:09Maybe Cassie can be our bridesmaid.
00:23:11So, we've got drinks inside, food's over there.
00:23:21Yes.
00:23:22And, um, everything's totally vegan.
00:23:24Oh, thank goodness.
00:23:28Hi, good to see you.
00:23:30How are you?
00:23:31I'm good.
00:23:32Great, actually.
00:23:34You look good.
00:23:36You look happy.
00:23:38I am.
00:23:39What can I get you?
00:23:40I'm gonna do two white wines, maybe.
00:23:43Come on.
00:23:44It's a Saturday.
00:23:47First date?
00:23:48Yes, kind of.
00:23:49Nervous?
00:23:50You can see that.
00:23:52Listen, I make a mean skinny margarita.
00:23:55Okay.
00:23:56How about a tequila float?
00:23:57I highly recommend.
00:23:59Alright, I feel like I'm on vacation.
00:24:01Here's to a little first date.
00:24:03Good luck.
00:24:04Okay.
00:24:05These are beautiful.
00:24:06Okay, love.
00:24:07I'll see you in a bit.
00:24:08Bye.
00:24:10While Mel was busy falling in love, she was forgetting we had two weddings to plan.
00:24:19But who can blame her?
00:24:20Who wouldn't love Cassie?
00:24:21She was pretty damn hot.
00:24:23Yeah, I'm really glad we did this.
00:24:25Yeah, me too.
00:24:26I had a really good time.
00:24:29Um, I'd love to do it again.
00:24:33I mean, hang out if you...
00:24:35I would love that.
00:24:38You're coming home with me.
00:24:39Okay.
00:24:40I'm so glad you came with me today.
00:24:53Yeah.
00:24:54I'm so glad you came with me today.
00:24:58Yeah.
00:24:59I'm so glad you came with me today.
00:25:02Yeah.
00:25:03I'm so glad you came with me today.
00:25:04Yeah.
00:25:05Yeah.
00:25:06Yeah.
00:25:07Can you do this?
00:25:08I really, really like you.
00:25:09I really, really like you.
00:25:12I really, really like you.
00:25:25Meanwhile, Ben and I were still in our post-college platonic romance.
00:25:34Ellie, listen to this. It's new.
00:25:42Open up, wounded heart.
00:25:46I always got you out of love.
00:25:51So you glide, and you hide,
00:25:56and believe that's who you are.
00:26:03Try that with me.
00:26:08Yeah. One more time.
00:26:12Bye.
00:26:14That's nice.
00:26:15That's cool. I like that a lot, yeah.
00:26:18Hi! Nice 18-hour barbecue.
00:26:23Yes, we had a great time.
00:26:25And no, you may not ask any questions.
00:26:27Hey.
00:26:28You see all the deal?
00:26:30That is so not any of your business.
00:26:32Yeah, we totally hooked up.
00:26:34See, you did?
00:26:35Yeah. And it was amazing.
00:26:37Clearly, you followed my advice.
00:26:39Your advice?
00:26:40You know what? I'll tell you something.
00:26:41You are so full of shit.
00:26:42You know nothing about this kind of thing.
00:26:43I'm full of it?
00:26:44Yes, absolutely.
00:26:45Really?
00:26:46Uh-huh.
00:26:48Now, it was time to make our bond legit.
00:26:52Off to find our wedding rings.
00:26:59Let's find what we all like.
00:27:01Ben, come here. You're in on this too.
00:27:03Sure.
00:27:06Oh, that's nice.
00:27:07Allie, look.
00:27:08Oh my God, that's gorgeous.
00:27:10How about we just get something fake?
00:27:11Who's going to know the difference?
00:27:13My family's already upset about the rushed wedding.
00:27:15You know, the least we can do is get a decent ring.
00:27:17Guys, give me some slack.
00:27:18It's tough being the only groom.
00:27:20You know, you do not have a romantic bone in your body.
00:27:25Is that any way to talk to your fiancee?
00:27:28Excuse me, um, can we see, uh, these two?
00:27:31Absolutely lovely choice.
00:27:37So, what is your return policy on wedding rings?
00:27:41Well, we sincerely hope all of our matches are made in heaven.
00:27:44But you have six weeks for a change of heart.
00:27:47Full refund, sweetie.
00:27:49Oh my God, now that fits.
00:27:50Try it on.
00:27:53Well, you two make a beautiful couple.
00:27:55But no, no, no, we're, uh, we're just roommates.
00:27:57No, try it on.
00:27:58Oh, you don't have to hide your love here, sweetie.
00:28:00No, diamonds are forever.
00:28:01We believe in tying the knot.
00:28:03Making a commitment is a wonderful thing,
00:28:05as long as you do it with diamonds.
00:28:08Matching tattoos would be a lot cheaper.
00:28:12This is so expensive, no?
00:28:17Wow, that is nice.
00:28:20Okay, how about we split this on three credit cards?
00:28:22You guys okay with that?
00:28:23Yeah, sure.
00:28:24All right, well, I'll just go wrap these up for the three of you.
00:28:28Be right back.
00:28:30We have the seating charts, the caterer, music, flowers, bartender, menus.
00:28:37Oh, thank God we're skipping a bachelorette.
00:28:40Sweetie, if you want a bachelorette, we can throw you a bachelorette.
00:28:43No.
00:28:45Here you go.
00:28:46Sure.
00:28:48May I just say again, you're a beautiful couple.
00:28:52And if that's your sperm donor, handsome devil.
00:29:03Great news about the demo, man.
00:29:05You're an artiste.
00:29:06It's a gift from Ja.
00:29:07Good job.
00:29:08It's going to be great to get back in the studio.
00:29:09Now that you and Ali are getting married, is Ali giving it to you?
00:29:12No, bro, we're like brother and sister.
00:29:14Seriously, Roe, nothing's going on.
00:29:16You're shit.
00:29:18Haven't you ever had a platonic relationship with a woman?
00:29:21With a woman?
00:29:22Yeah.
00:29:23With a babe like Ali?
00:29:24Dude, no way.
00:29:25It just couldn't work.
00:29:26It'd be a waste.
00:29:28She's definitely a cool girl.
00:29:29I mean, she's beautiful, she's smart, and that body is just sick.
00:29:34I've even created my own mantra for her, dude.
00:29:37Ali, Ali, Ali, oh, mmm, cha cha cha.
00:29:42You wouldn't care if I asked her out, right?
00:29:44Wait, you want to ask Ali out?
00:29:47Yeah, maybe.
00:29:48Like on a date?
00:29:50Like food, beverage, music, maybe even some weed.
00:29:53Like a nice date.
00:29:54What's the problem?
00:29:55What's the problem?
00:29:56What are you thinking?
00:29:57I'm thinking she's hot, and I'm not interested in being her platonic buddy.
00:30:01That's your job, dude.
00:30:03Look, forget it, okay?
00:30:05You guys never work.
00:30:07Ali's a lesbian, by the way.
00:30:09She just told me.
00:30:10You're freaking kidding me.
00:30:11Yeah.
00:30:12Tragic.
00:30:13But it's her choice.
00:30:15We gotta respect that.
00:30:20So, the next morning, I got a package.
00:30:22My mother's wedding dress.
00:30:24She sent it.
00:30:25It was all getting very real.
00:30:27Dress.
00:30:28Mel and Ben were waiting to see me in it.
00:30:33Marrying Ben, my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me?
00:30:37I was nervous as hell.
00:30:39Who wouldn't be?
00:30:40Anyway, we had to go through with the plan.
00:30:42So, do I look like a real bride?
00:30:52You look incredibly beautiful.
00:30:54Wow.
00:30:55Yeah, you do.
00:30:57What?
00:30:58Hey, Mel!
00:30:59Look!
00:31:00Oh, my God.
00:31:01Julie did this.
00:31:02What are you guys looking at?
00:31:04Uh, Cassie, you're super early.
00:31:07Wait, what did that banner say?
00:31:08Uh, my cousin.
00:31:09She has a, like, weird sense of humor.
00:31:10I'll be right there.
00:31:11Okay.
00:31:12Nice dress.
00:31:13Uh, yeah, thanks.
00:31:14It's for a musical, theater, wedding thing.
00:31:16Oh, my God.
00:31:17What are you guys looking at?
00:31:18Uh, Cassie, you're super early.
00:31:21Wait, what did that banner say?
00:31:22Uh, my cousin.
00:31:24She has a, like, weird sense of humor.
00:31:27I'll be right there.
00:31:28Okay.
00:31:30Nice dress.
00:31:33Uh, yeah, thanks.
00:31:35It's for a musical, theater, wedding thing.
00:31:44Mel should tell Cassie.
00:31:46What?
00:31:47Just casually mention to the person that you're newly dating
00:31:50that you're actually getting married this weekend
00:31:52to your roommate?
00:31:53No, sounds like an awesome date.
00:31:55Hey, dance with me.
00:31:56Come on.
00:31:57I need to practice.
00:31:58Come on.
00:32:05I need to practice.
00:32:06I need to practice.
00:32:07I need to practice.
00:32:08I need to practice.
00:32:09I need to practice.
00:32:10I need to practice.
00:32:11I need to practice.
00:32:12I need to practice.
00:32:13I need to practice.
00:32:14I need to practice.
00:32:15I need to practice.
00:32:16I need to practice.
00:32:17I need to practice.
00:32:18I need to practice.
00:32:19I need to practice.
00:32:20I need to practice.
00:32:21I need to practice.
00:32:22I need to practice.
00:32:23I need to practice.
00:32:24I need to practice.
00:32:25I need to practice.
00:32:26I need to practice.
00:32:27I need to practice.
00:32:28I need to practice.
00:32:29I need to practice.
00:32:30I need to practice.
00:32:31I need to practice.
00:32:32I need to practice.
00:32:33I need to practice.
00:32:34Melanie, hey, what's up?
00:32:43Chad, I was...
00:32:45We're still on for Thursday, right?
00:32:47Yep.
00:32:48Cool.
00:32:49Later.
00:32:50Mm-hmm.
00:32:52Friend?
00:32:53Yeah, he's just a bass player.
00:32:56We work together.
00:32:57He's kind of a dork, actually.
00:32:59What a dog.
00:33:05I know, right?
00:33:06Total dog.
00:33:07I meant Ben.
00:33:09Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
00:33:11You know, sometimes I just want to strangle him, you know?
00:33:14Hey, gorgeous, long time.
00:33:18Hey, Philippa.
00:33:20You smell good.
00:33:22You're coming to my show, right?
00:33:24No excuses.
00:33:25This is my birthday.
00:33:26I'm spinning.
00:33:27Yep, sure.
00:33:28Fantastic.
00:33:29Maybe we'll do a spa day first?
00:33:32I'll call you tomorrow.
00:33:38Let me guess.
00:33:40Another dorky music friend.
00:33:42Yeah, she...
00:33:44We just...
00:33:46Anybody want a beer?
00:33:48Shots of tequila?
00:33:49Several shots, maybe?
00:33:50Actually, I'm gonna go home.
00:33:52It's been a long night.
00:33:58That was a nightmare.
00:33:59Girl, that ship is gonna sail.
00:34:00Go talk to her.
00:34:04Oh, look at that.
00:34:05Mel's sweet talk to her.
00:34:06You know, Cassie's just the kind of girl I'd bring home to mom.
00:34:10And you, of course.
00:34:12You.
00:34:13Then Cassie.
00:34:14Yeah, that's if you were taking girls home to mom.
00:34:15Cute.
00:34:16Cute.
00:34:17Cute.
00:34:18If you were taking girls home to mom.
00:34:25Cassie's just the kind of girl I'd bring home to mom.
00:34:27And you, of course.
00:34:29You, then Cassie.
00:34:31Yeah, that's if you were taking girls home to mom.
00:34:55Apart from some sci-drama at the club, our two weddings were moving along, right on schedule.
00:35:05Yesterday was amazing.
00:35:07Way, way better than most egg parties.
00:35:10Wedding rocked.
00:35:12So, honeymoon South Beach, yeah?
00:35:15Hell yeah!
00:35:16Guys, we're not having a honeymoon.
00:35:19But, now darling, it's time.
00:35:24What, now?
00:35:25She's right, just do it.
00:35:27Just call mommy dearest, tell her you got married, and just hit the highlights or you're gonna do fine.
00:35:37Hello?
00:35:38Mommy, hi, it's Melanie.
00:35:40Sweetheart, how are you? I was just gonna call you.
00:35:44I have some news.
00:35:45Honey, is it your sphincter again?
00:35:48No, mom, I got married.
00:35:51And I'm Hillary Clinton.
00:35:53Ha!
00:35:54No, it's true, we had a simple ceremony last night.
00:35:56Yeah, mom, I'm married.
00:35:58Dan!
00:35:59Pick up the phone!
00:36:01Right now!
00:36:02Dan!
00:36:03I got married!
00:36:06Oh, goddammit, Dan!
00:36:08What's this about married?
00:36:10Yes, Ben and I were so in love, we couldn't wait.
00:36:13So, our friend Steven, he's a minister.
00:36:15We are here today to bring together Mel, Ben, and holy matrimony.
00:36:22Mel, do you take this fantastically dressed sex pot of a man?
00:36:27Oh, I do.
00:36:28You may kiss the bride.
00:36:30Okay.
00:36:32Allie was my maid of honor and she also played the bongos, which was really weird because nobody
00:36:35knew that she could play the bongos.
00:36:37Oh yeah, it was so spiritual.
00:36:39Magical, almost.
00:36:40I mean, I feel so blessed to have, you know, friends like these.
00:36:43Ben feels the same way.
00:36:44Bye, husband.
00:36:45Not yet.
00:36:46Bye, okay.
00:36:47Not yet.
00:36:48Mel, seriously, cut the crap.
00:36:53All right?
00:36:54You got married.
00:36:55Yes, daddy.
00:36:56Mazel tov.
00:36:57I mean, to who?
00:36:58Nick?
00:36:59No.
00:37:00That drama?
00:37:01Vince?
00:37:02No, no, not Vanessa.
00:37:03I mean, Vince.
00:37:04Daddy, I married Ben, my roommate.
00:37:06We're in love.
00:37:07So, I said, um, doc.
00:37:10What the heck?
00:37:11That's something that you say when you buy a sandwich, not get married.
00:37:15I mean, besides, uh, isn't he a gay?
00:37:19No, daddy, he's not a gay, okay?
00:37:21Stop it.
00:37:22I always knew there was something going on between the two of you.
00:37:25Benjamin.
00:37:26I remember him.
00:37:27Yeah, yeah.
00:37:28Sorta.
00:37:29Uh, anyway, he's got a really good Jewish name.
00:37:32Actually, he's Irish Catholic.
00:37:34Irish Catholic?
00:37:36Guten him.
00:37:38What's he do?
00:37:39Sound designer.
00:37:40Computer stuff.
00:37:42Wonderful.
00:37:43He's employed.
00:37:44Thank God he's not a musician.
00:37:46Um, he's a great guy.
00:37:49Handsome.
00:37:50Smart.
00:37:51When are you bringing him home, sweetheart?
00:37:53Never.
00:37:54Er, I mean, next year, maybe?
00:37:57Give, just give everyone my love, okay?
00:37:59Bye, Mom.
00:38:00Love you.
00:38:01Love you.
00:38:02Love you.
00:38:03Bye!
00:38:04Oh, my God!
00:38:05Oh, sweetie!
00:38:06Oh, God!
00:38:07I have so much to do!
00:38:08You go.
00:38:09You go.
00:38:10Oh, my God.
00:38:11Oh, my God.
00:38:12Oh, my God.
00:38:14Mmm.
00:38:15They sounded so happy.
00:38:17All because of a wedding.
00:38:18Wow.
00:38:19How many friends share a ring?
00:38:21And a grill.
00:38:22Mm-hmm.
00:38:31Shit.
00:38:32Here, I'll sing a little part.
00:38:33Mmm–
00:38:39Mmm–
00:38:41Mmm–
00:38:42Mmm–
00:38:43Ah–
00:38:44Ah–
00:38:45Ah–
00:38:46Ah–
00:38:47Ah–
00:38:48Ah–
00:38:50You like it?
00:38:52Yeah.
00:38:54I wrote it for you.
00:38:56Yeah, I thought it'd be great for your voice.
00:39:02My mom always said I was an idiot, you know, for hurting you.
00:39:09My mom was a wonderful person.
00:39:17And so was your dad.
00:39:21I can't imagine what it was like to lose them both.
00:39:25You guys, I need your help.
00:39:29We have thank yous to write.
00:39:31We're on it.
00:39:42You two playing together reminds me of our first gig freshman year.
00:39:45We were terrible.
00:39:47He's not a bad person, you know.
00:39:49He was just kind of young.
00:39:52Come on, Goober.
00:40:01Come on.
00:40:06Sweet baby girl.
00:40:08Te ves hermosa, hija.
00:40:10Hermosa.
00:40:11Mamá, por favor, please.
00:40:12You said you wouldn't get emotional.
00:40:14It's just that I am so happy.
00:40:17My youngest is getting married.
00:40:20Mamá, please, please.
00:40:22I'm gonna miss you now.
00:40:25I'm gonna miss you now.
00:40:26Hi.
00:40:57Friend of the bride?
00:41:03Ever since fourth grade.
00:41:06For me, it was love at first sight.
00:41:08I know what you mean.
00:41:10First of all, do you, Alexander Martin,
00:41:13take this man, Benjamin O'Shea,
00:41:16be your locally what it is?
00:41:27Do you feel different?
00:41:48I don't know.
00:41:51How do you feel?
00:41:53Me?
00:41:54Uh, starving.
00:41:57Yeah, let's hit the after party.
00:41:59Is our wedding reception not an after party?
00:42:02Right.
00:42:02Sorry.
00:42:03Oh, sorry.
00:42:33So many letters and so many words
00:42:36So many hearts are bruised by the words
00:42:39That we have taught our children to live by
00:42:45And we call people by the color of their skin
00:42:49Excuse me, gather around, please.
00:42:52Ben and Allie, we'd like to give you our blessings
00:42:56and celebrate this day with family and friends.
00:43:01We are so happy for both of you
00:43:03and we welcome you, Ben, to our family.
00:43:08Even if yours isn't here anymore, don't you worry, son.
00:43:14We're your family now.
00:43:16Whoo!
00:43:25They would make my mom and dad really happy.
00:43:29Wow, my car really has a way with women.
00:43:33Oh, if you only knew.
00:43:35Stand for the beauty in us
00:43:38Stand for lovin'
00:43:41Stand for open
00:43:44What is all this?
00:43:50It's just some stuff that we ordered for the house.
00:43:53Three blenders.
00:43:54Yeah, we couldn't decide if we wanted
00:43:58titanium heads or 10-speed.
00:44:01That's the golf club's house.
00:44:03Weedwhacker?
00:44:04Wait, do you guys even garden?
00:44:06Cassie, we need to talk.
00:44:09We'll give you some space.
00:44:12I don't quite know how to say this,
00:44:16but a couple of days ago I got married to Ben.
00:44:19Just as friends, totally as friends.
00:44:21What?
00:44:22Wait, what are you talking about?
00:44:23And Allie also got married, coincidentally, to Ben.
00:44:28Just last Saturday in San Diego I was her maid of honor,
00:44:31but Ben and I just had this small intimate commitment ceremony.
00:44:34It wasn't a big deal.
00:44:35What do you mean, no big deal?
00:44:36Well, I mean, I can explain because it's about this trust fund.
00:44:39It's not real.
00:44:40It's just for the demo.
00:44:41Wait, what's going on here?
00:44:43I thought we were on the same page.
00:44:45I am.
00:44:46We are on the same page.
00:44:47I just had to keep this wedding thing going
00:44:48for a little while longer for my family.
00:44:49Okay, this is insane.
00:44:51You know how I feel,
00:44:52and you went and staged a fake marriage for money,
00:44:55and I'm supposed to be okay with that.
00:44:57Listen.
00:44:58No, you listen.
00:44:59I've had to put up with your multiple dating,
00:45:01your bisexuality,
00:45:02and your high sugar diet,
00:45:03which makes you, frankly, damn moody.
00:45:05But I'm not going to put up with a husband,
00:45:07or a wife for that matter,
00:45:08or whatever it is you guys are doing.
00:45:10Are you polygamists?
00:45:12Is that what you are?
00:45:13Why didn't you just tell me you were polygamists?
00:45:15I mean, you can do whatever you want in Utah,
00:45:17but why didn't you just tell me?
00:45:19No, we are not polygamists.
00:45:21Why does everybody think that?
00:45:22Well, maybe because there's three of you,
00:45:24and you're all married.
00:45:26I don't know.
00:45:27I'd call that crowded.
00:45:29I don't know where I fit into all this.
00:45:32So, I'm leaving.
00:45:34Enjoy your multiple blenders,
00:45:35and your weed whackers,
00:45:37and whatever else you polygamists do.
00:45:39Wait, wait, wait, Cassie!
00:45:41Wait up!
00:45:47Oh!
00:45:48You're not my daughter!
00:45:50And who might you be?
00:45:51I'm, uh...
00:45:52Oh, my!
00:45:53Those shorts are very short.
00:45:58Sweetheart!
00:46:00Sweetheart!
00:46:02Mom!
00:46:04As soon as we heard,
00:46:05we just had to come.
00:46:08They ambushed me.
00:46:10Hi!
00:46:11I made a brisket.
00:46:13You wouldn't let me bring it on the plane.
00:46:15Oh!
00:46:16Girl!
00:46:17Oh, my God!
00:46:21I'm so happy for you!
00:46:22I gotta get a drink.
00:46:23You?
00:46:24Yeah.
00:46:25Yeah.
00:46:26Go get the wedding ring.
00:46:28My line's still on.
00:46:29Stuck.
00:46:30Go get some pictures!
00:46:31The wedding pictures!
00:46:32So, how do you know my daughter?
00:46:35Oh, she's my, um, personal trainer.
00:46:37I'm doing a triathlon.
00:46:38Wait, it doesn't fit me.
00:46:39It fits size for you.
00:46:40I'm sorry.
00:46:42Oh.
00:46:43Hey, Cassie, how could you go buy the present?
00:46:45Oh, what was that, dear?
00:46:46Oh, what a day for, uh, Mel and Ben.
00:46:49Oh.
00:46:50Yeah.
00:46:53Bring it in, buddy.
00:46:54We got some drinking to do.
00:46:55Hey, Mel, Mel.
00:46:56Okay.
00:46:59Hey, Mel, congrats.
00:47:00Julie, the baby's leaking.
00:47:02Honey.
00:47:03Oh.
00:47:04Okay.
00:47:06Mmm.
00:47:07Oh!
00:47:08Mmm!
00:47:09Ben!
00:47:10So you lovebirds decided to elope, huh?
00:47:14Yeah.
00:47:15Happened kinda fast.
00:47:16Yeah.
00:47:17Ben, Ben, where is your family, dear?
00:47:19They passed away.
00:47:20Oh, yeah.
00:47:21Oh, I am so sorry, Ben.
00:47:23Well, we are your family now, sweetheart.
00:47:26Th-thanks.
00:47:27That feels good.
00:47:28Oh, so where were those wedding videos?
00:47:31Uh, they're in my, uh, our, uh, our bedroom.
00:47:34All right, now I'm confused.
00:47:36Which room is Ben and Mel in?
00:47:38Uh, it's, uh, that one.
00:47:40Oh, sweetheart.
00:47:41I'll put the presents in there.
00:47:43Wait, wait, wait a sec.
00:47:44Can you go to my room and put, uh, some of Ben's stuff in there
00:47:46and hide all the pictures of me and Cass?
00:47:48Got it.
00:47:49Ah!
00:47:50You wanna help?
00:47:51Okay, okay, okay.
00:47:52What do I say?
00:47:53I don't know.
00:47:54Just take that.
00:47:55I don't know.
00:47:56Just take that.
00:47:57Go, go, go.
00:47:58Hey!
00:48:05Out of nowhere, and suddenly Rothman's in every nook and cram.
00:48:08I swear I think they're multiplying.
00:48:10Well, they weren't chipped out of a wedding.
00:48:13You think they'll stay all night?
00:48:15Try all weekend.
00:48:17This was not in my prenup.
00:48:20Welcome to my crazy family.
00:48:23Oh.
00:48:24Preston, get in here before I bite you.
00:48:26Okay, buddy?
00:48:27Come on!
00:48:28So, tell me, what's all this business about eloping?
00:48:30Hmm?
00:48:31Nothing urgent, was there?
00:48:32No, sir.
00:48:33No.
00:48:34We were just ready to tie the trust.
00:48:35I mean, uh, not.
00:48:36So pretty.
00:48:37Tiny Ben seems to be getting along with daddy.
00:48:40And he would like, it was like kinda like a bottle, and he would like put the condom over the...
00:48:58Coffee anyone?
00:48:59Oh.
00:49:00I'll take your sinker.
00:49:03So, sweetie, were you surprised?
00:49:06Or were you in on their little secret?
00:49:08Mel didn't free the words.
00:49:10Oh.
00:49:11That's what you need is a safe condom.
00:49:18I did not think that they would show up.
00:49:20I'm so sorry. I should have told you before.
00:49:23You're in pretty deep.
00:49:33Sandy Rothman, mother of the broad.
00:49:39And you are Ali's boyfriend?
00:49:43Uh, hi, Oscar.
00:49:46Oh, my gosh. Hi.
00:49:48What are you doing here?
00:49:50I was in the city on business and thought I'd drop in.
00:49:52Oscar, come and meet my beautiful daughter, Melanie, and her husband.
00:49:55Been a long time since I've seen you, Oscar.
00:49:57Like, how long? Like, forever, right? Just a couple days?
00:49:59You know, right now is really not a good time,
00:50:01so you should just...
00:50:03Looks like a party to me.
00:50:05Hey, Oscar, buddy. It's great to see you.
00:50:08Hey, a few of my family just dropped by unexpectedly.
00:50:12Hey, Mom, the dessert forks are in that top drawer.
00:50:15Oh, how sweet. Already calling you, Mom.
00:50:18I thought you didn't have any family.
00:50:20Oh, hi. Sheila Rothman.
00:50:23Oh, hi. Alejandro must have a bigger family than I thought.
00:50:26Are you Mexican, too?
00:50:27Oh, of course not. Sweetheart, I'm Jewish.
00:50:30Oh, he's so cute.
00:50:32Oh, yeah. You know, we should really go hang out by the pool.
00:50:34Now, Julio, you like to salsa.
00:50:37I took ballroom dancing last year.
00:50:39Come on. Let's show him how it's done.
00:50:41Excellent.
00:50:49And of course the Mortons came over, uninvited as usual,
00:50:52carrying our mail.
00:50:54Dan Rothman, father of the bride.
00:50:56Bride?
00:50:57In this place, you've got to be kidding me.
00:51:01Oh, I put eight ounces of Viagra in the guacamole.
00:51:04Always gets a party going.
00:51:06Max! No, no, no! Stop!
00:51:19Don't let the Mortons anywhere near my family
00:51:21and keep everybody away from this guacamole.
00:51:23There's enough Viagra in here to kill my grandpa.
00:51:26Okay.
00:51:49Ben, wait!
00:51:50Mmm.
00:51:52Check's right here.
00:51:53Morton's had it.
00:51:54Just stop eating that. Just stop.
00:51:56Hey, should we open it?
00:51:57No, no, no. Let's wait for Ally.
00:52:08I love that Cassie.
00:52:10You think maybe she's thinking about moving in?
00:52:13Not that I know of.
00:52:15So I'm a little confused.
00:52:17Who'd you say got married?
00:52:18Julie.
00:52:19And her husband, uh, Pablo.
00:52:21Uh, the whole family came in for a little, uh,
00:52:24reunion?
00:52:25Celebration?
00:52:26Baby shower?
00:52:27How nice.
00:52:28Oh my goodness!
00:52:29Oh my goodness!
00:52:30Get up there!
00:52:31No, no, no.
00:52:32Oh, sweet.
00:52:34Max, stop!
00:52:35Oh!
00:52:36Oh my goodness!
00:52:39What an affection of dog you have here!
00:52:42No, no, no.
00:52:43Oh!
00:52:44Oh!
00:52:45Oh dear!
00:52:46Oh my goodness!
00:52:47I'm so sorry.
00:52:48Let me help you out.
00:52:49Oh, that's okay, dear.
00:52:50Are you mad?
00:52:52I don't like lying.
00:52:54I just want to make it right with you.
00:53:06Mmm, okay.
00:53:09I gotta go.
00:53:10Okay.
00:53:11You know, I am having a pretty good time.
00:53:17And much more relaxed than my first wedding.
00:53:20Sandy, where do I put the suitcases?
00:53:23How are you holding up?
00:53:24Um, I'd rate this as probably the worst day of my life.
00:53:27Sweetheart, I forgot to tell you.
00:53:30We couldn't get a reservation till tomorrow.
00:53:33So we're all staying here tonight.
00:53:34And it just got worse.
00:53:36You don't mind, do you, dear?
00:53:38No, no, no.
00:53:39Of course not.
00:53:40The more family, the better.
00:53:41We won't be any bother.
00:53:45And where do you live now, sweetheart?
00:53:47Uh, I, uh, I actually just, uh, moved out.
00:53:50Oh.
00:53:51Very recently.
00:53:52In fact, uh, will you excuse me for a second?
00:53:55Of course.
00:53:56Then I had to move out to cover for Mel's storyline.
00:53:58So, uh, so my room is now the guest room?
00:54:01I'm sorry.
00:54:02They never stayed.
00:54:03Could you just please stay at Cassie's one night, please?
00:54:05I'll try to catch her.
00:54:08Cassie?
00:54:09Night, Ben, dear!
00:54:19Ooh.
00:54:20I'm not used to seeing you like this.
00:54:22Jesus, I'm so awake.
00:54:24Maybe we should wait till Allie gets here.
00:54:27You know, I, I, I don't think I can sleep.
00:54:29I'm so jumpy.
00:54:30Open it.
00:54:31Open it.
00:54:32Allie, I'll be fine.
00:54:33Damn, I left my audition pages in Mel's room.
00:54:35You mean Mel's and Ben's room.
00:54:36Right.
00:54:37Am I giving you a minute?
00:54:38Sure.
00:54:39Yeah.
00:54:40What?
00:54:41Yeah.
00:54:42Oh, yeah.
00:54:43Baby!
00:54:44Woo!
00:54:45Ha ha!
00:54:46Yes!
00:54:47Oh, this money is gonna change our lives.
00:54:49Mel, I would marry you again.
00:54:51Any day.
00:54:52Yeah.
00:54:53Oh, yeah.
00:54:54Baby!
00:54:55Woo!
00:54:56Ha ha!
00:54:57Yes!
00:54:58Oh, this money is gonna change our lives.
00:55:00Oh, Mel, I would marry you again.
00:55:03Any day.
00:55:05Mel, I would marry you again, any day.
00:55:20How much guacamole did you have?
00:55:22What?
00:55:23Never mind.
00:55:36Ow!
00:55:39What was that?
00:55:41You pit!
00:55:42As I walked into the room, I couldn't believe what I saw.
00:55:45Hijo de su madre, my Mexican heritage, let them have it.
00:55:49Viag and guacamole are not, they were both just jerks.
00:55:52Ten years of friendship.
00:55:55I wanted an omen.
00:56:02Is everything okay?
00:56:03Oh, honey.
00:56:05When I left that night, our bond was broken.
00:56:08I felt the worst I'd ever felt in my entire life.
00:56:12Plus, it was the second time Ben had done this to me.
00:56:16She never wants to see me again.
00:56:17I've never had anybody say that to me before.
00:56:19I have.
00:56:20Much worse, in fact.
00:56:22Damn Viagra guacamole.
00:56:24After what happened in college, Ally's never gonna forgive me.
00:56:27And as for my best friend Mel, I can't even talk about how much that hurt.
00:56:31Sorry to disturb, but in the midst of the family orgy last night, I forgot my audition pages.
00:56:37So.
00:56:38Ally, we need to talk.
00:56:39We were ex-drunk and excited about the money.
00:56:42Of course you were excited.
00:56:44Isn't that just the way it has to be between best friends who have sex?
00:56:48While their stupid roommate moves out to cover for you.
00:56:51How could you?
00:56:52Ally, please, I'm sorry.
00:56:54No, you know what?
00:56:55You are so full of shit.
00:56:56Both of you.
00:56:59Look, first of all, I didn't tell Cassie a thing, alright?
00:57:02She figured things out on her own.
00:57:03And second, I'm moving out.
00:57:07I'm staying at Stevens until I can find a place of my own.
00:57:10Yoo-hoo!
00:57:11Sweetheart, we have bagels, box, and coffee.
00:57:14All we need is you.
00:57:15Bon appetit.
00:57:17You know, you were roommates first, I'll move out.
00:57:25Maybe then Ally will come back.
00:57:29We really messed up, Mel.
00:57:31That was it.
00:57:32We were broken up, trust fund or not.
00:57:34And all of us making music together was definitely over.
00:57:38They say I got my father's laughter, but my mama's attitude.
00:57:49As soon as I know what I'm after, I can feel them working too.
00:57:55Photographs and books and leather, in a chest beneath my bed.
00:58:02Memories keep me together, I remember when they said.
00:58:07Look at the planets, how they revolve.
00:58:10Look at the shooting star horizon.
00:58:13Look at your life, you can do it all.
00:58:16If you put your heart and mind in.
00:58:20I hope you remember when I'm gone.
00:58:23That I loved you, help and nothing.
00:58:26No matter what, you can rise above.
00:58:30Cause you are stardust, stardust.
00:58:34Let's go.
00:58:35Let's go.
00:58:36Let's go.
00:58:37Let's go.
00:58:38Let's go.
00:58:39Let's go.
00:58:40Let's go.
00:58:41Let's go.
00:58:42Let's go.
00:58:43Let's go.
00:58:44Let's go.
00:58:45Let's go.
00:58:46Let's go.
00:58:47Let's go.
00:58:48Let's go.
00:58:49Let's go.
00:58:50Let's go.
00:58:51Let's go.
00:58:52Let's go.
00:58:53Let's go.
00:58:54Let's go.
00:58:55Let's go.
00:58:56Let's go.
00:58:57Let's go.
00:58:58Let's go.
00:58:59Let's go.
00:59:00Let's go.
00:59:01I
00:59:03Was staying with Steven starting to forget about dreams for our band and hopes for our music
00:59:08You can stay with me as long as you want to
00:59:11But maybe talk to Mel before you sign a lease
00:59:14Okay, give me a second. So I finally called Mel back. She said she had something to tell me in person
00:59:22Hey Mel, I got your message. I'm so so sorry. No, no, no. I overreacted
00:59:30No, you had absolutely every right and then I got an even bigger surprise. There he was guess Mel surprises both
00:59:39Mr. Wonderful
00:59:45So I asked you guys to come here because I really wanted to tell you something in person
00:59:51With the trust money, I I finished the demo and the label loved it
00:59:56They want to do a full album with us and they offered us a huge advance
01:00:02Really, that's amazing. So I was a trust money. I wanted to give it back
01:00:06Since we don't need it anymore. You guys okay with that? Yeah, of course totally Ali they loved your voice and Ben your songs
01:00:14The songs are from all of us. The other thing I wanted to tell you was since we're gonna have all of this money
01:00:19Left over from the advance I put in a really lowball offer to my uncle to buy this house and with the economy the way it is
01:00:28He accepted
01:00:32When I lost you guys I
01:00:35Actually realized how much you mean to me and then Mel asked us to finish the record
01:00:38I can't do it alone, you know for real this time
01:00:43Is that a yes
01:00:45Yes, yes
01:00:48Come here. Are you guys gonna move back in because that would make me really really happy of course
01:00:53But I mean, I can only speak for myself, so yeah, yeah, no, we'll make it work this time
01:00:57So that was it. I forgave them. There was a lot more at stake than a drunken hookup
01:01:02It was time to get serious put this behind us and make a hit record the label was bringing in a big-time producer from London
01:01:09Everyone was nervous
01:01:11Especially me. Hey, Bob. It's Ben. Oh, sorry, Ben
01:01:17The roadies are unpacking a bit of gear you won't mind giving a man to Jeff
01:01:22No problem. No, you're the producer
01:01:25Yes, I am
01:01:27Listen up everybody. We have got lots of work to do so let's get
01:01:32Cracken. Hello trickle. How you doing? He's such a prick
01:01:38Well, the label thinks he's a god. He produced seven multi-platinum records
01:01:56We all got down to making some serious music
01:02:02Ben got a promotion and more deadlines than ever so he was kind of missing out on being in the studio with us and hearing the songs that he wrote come to life
01:02:14That was beautiful
01:02:30That was beautiful
01:02:32May I please
01:02:34Cassie and I were in the same boat we were both betrayed she took off on a yoga retreat and I was writing music non-stop
01:02:43Mostly about love and broken hearts
01:02:46No one knew they were really all about Ben
01:02:48That was beautiful
01:02:50Blessing kisses burning like December
01:02:57Freezing in our minds we remember
01:03:03Tide blows on my heartstrings say meander, meander
01:03:11Wash away regrets of tragic lovers
01:03:21What are you guys think? It was awesome
01:03:24Shit, it's Cassie in Costa Rica
01:03:27Hey
01:03:29How's Costa Rica?
01:03:40It's good, it's good
01:03:43Yeah, having a great time out here
01:03:45I just wanted to call and say hi
01:03:48And uh
01:03:50Tell you that I've been thinking about you
01:03:53And really thinking about us
01:03:55I'm so so sorry
01:03:56I know
01:03:59After everything that happened
01:04:01I was
01:04:03I was really disappointed
01:04:05And extremely hurt
01:04:08I haven't felt the way I feel about you in a really long time
01:04:15And
01:04:17It's a beautiful thing
01:04:20And I really don't want to give up on us
01:04:22I really want to make this work
01:04:30I miss you
01:04:31I miss you too
01:04:33We'll talk soon
01:04:35All right, bye
01:04:42So Cassie and I are talking again
01:04:45Good
01:04:45Good
01:04:46I'm so scared of messing this up
01:04:48I'll just be honest
01:04:50And try to get her back
01:04:51That's the plan
01:04:53You guys are so cute
01:04:57Sorry
01:04:58Hey, which one of you guys called Cassie?
01:05:03Well, whoever it was, thank you
01:05:15That evening it was our last day of recording
01:05:23Things in the studio weren't going very well
01:05:28You okay?
01:05:29Why did the label people have to come today?
01:05:31All right, here we go, everyone
01:05:36Last track
01:05:38You ready, Ali?
01:05:40Yeah
01:05:40This is it
01:05:41This is a big one
01:05:42I can feel it
01:05:43I can feel the magic
01:05:45Hit me with it
01:05:51Blazing kisses burning like December
01:05:55Believe me, gentlemen, she's not normally like this
01:06:19Ali, come on, get it into gear, yeah?
01:06:21These people want to pay for your next record
01:06:23Look
01:06:24Yeah, yeah, okay
01:06:25Can I make a suggestion?
01:06:27I'm going in
01:06:43Hey, just lay down his vocals and count just in case
01:06:45Mm-hmm
01:06:53Take out
01:07:00I see
01:07:07I see
01:07:11Dude
01:07:11The light pulls on my heartstrings, take me under, me under
01:07:18Wash away regrets of tragic lovers
01:07:25You take me higher and higher and bring me down
01:07:30Higher and higher and bring me down, down, down
01:07:33Lift me higher and higher and bring me down
01:07:37Higher and higher and bring me down, down
01:07:40Be my, my, my daydream
01:07:45Touch every piece of me
01:07:48Give me my, my daydreams
01:07:52Hit my lock and key
01:07:55Be my, my, my daydream
01:08:00Touch every piece of me
01:08:03Give me my, my daydreams
01:08:07Hit my lock and key
01:08:10Drink my
01:08:12Congratulations everybody, that is what I call a hit record! Time for some champagne!
01:08:27You were awesome
01:08:36I was dying in there, thank you
01:08:38No, no, no, you did all the hard work
01:08:40She is brilliant, brilliant, I tell you
01:08:44I cannot wait to record a solo album with her
01:08:47You'll be involved in some way, of course
01:08:52Hey Bob, you know when you lay down the track
01:08:55Can you put a little bit more bass in there, yeah?
01:08:57Because the highs are starting to feel a little high
01:09:00Yeah, it's Ben and I'm not the tech
01:09:03Ah, yeah, sorry, roger that
01:09:06Ben
01:09:07Um, I'll get one of my guys on it
01:09:09Uh, Kenny?
01:09:10Ben!
01:09:11What?
01:09:12Ah
01:09:14Gentlemen, look!
01:09:16You were magnificent!
01:09:19Thank you, it was nerve wracking
01:09:21Well get used to it
01:09:23Hey listen, there's a, there's a party tonight down in Malibu
01:09:26And uh, one of my A&R guys is in from London
01:09:29So I thought you and I could go down, say a few hellos
01:09:32Hmm
01:09:33Well I'm uh, I'm sorry, I uh, I don't think I can go
01:09:43Uh, well yeah, listen babe, it's uh, it's business
01:09:48The head of the label's gonna be there
01:09:51Okay
01:09:53Business
01:09:54I'll pick you up at eight
01:09:57Alright guys, let's get down to some serious drinking
01:10:01Gentlemen, let's get some shampas down our necks
01:10:12Just admit it, you're still mad about what happened in college
01:10:15As if I care, that was six years, two and a half months and three days ago
01:10:21Tuesday
01:10:22Yeah
01:10:23See, I'll never live that down
01:10:25Why should you?
01:10:27You were a jerk
01:10:28Yeah boy, here we go
01:10:29With you and Mal there were circumstances, but in college you were just a jerk
01:10:34Come on Allie
01:10:36What, so what's going on with Nigel then?
01:10:40What are you talking about?
01:10:41Well, did you sleep with him?
01:10:43It's none of your goddamn business who I sleep with
01:10:46Uh, yes it is
01:10:48We're married
01:10:50Only when it suits you
01:10:54We need to put the past behind us, be reasonable
01:10:57I am a woman
01:10:59I don't have to be reasonable
01:11:01And that's why you love us
01:11:02Are you in love with Nigel?
01:11:08She's such a prick
01:11:13Nigel actually cares about me
01:11:14Oh, Nigel has known you for three weeks and he cares about one thing and you know exactly what that is
01:11:21I have cared about you for years
01:11:24You're the one who fell in love with that frat guy like two seconds after we broke up
01:11:29That was to make you jealous
01:11:31Is that what's going on with Nigel?
01:11:33Quiet, quiet everybody, it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen now
01:11:36He is not good enough for you
01:11:37No one is
01:11:40According to you
01:11:42Things are finally starting to look up for me and I thought you'd be happy for me
01:11:48I am happy for you
01:11:51You deserve all of it
01:11:56Come on, Ben
01:11:58We both know you'll never know how to be serious
01:12:03I think I'm losing you, I've never been more serious in my life
01:12:11We may be a little different, but
01:12:15We're a family, nobody can deny that
01:12:21And we love each other
01:12:23You hurt me
01:12:25I know, I know
01:12:27And I wanna make it up to you for the rest of my life
01:12:33You hurt me
01:12:54Marry me
01:12:57No, I mean it
01:12:59Marry me for real this time
01:13:00I can't
01:13:02I can't imagine one day in my life without you
01:13:04In the same room, in the same bed
01:13:07No, you, me, Mel, Cassie
01:13:11All of us
01:13:17Marry me
01:13:21Is that a yes?
01:13:23Yes, yes, say yes!
01:13:25You're crazy, come here, I love you
01:13:28I love you
01:13:29Yes
01:13:30Yes?
01:13:31Yes!
01:13:32Yes!
01:13:38Oh, my God
01:13:42Okay, awesome, Ben
01:13:43I think this calls for a celebration
01:13:44A celebration
01:13:51So just like that, we all became the big, happy, messy family I always wanted
01:13:56Cassie sent Mel a plane ticket
01:14:10They were really back together
01:14:16Maybe our dreams will come true
01:14:18At least we're having a great life while trying
01:14:20So Ben and I reconfirmed our vows with our family and neighbors
01:14:25We all got down to making some serious music
01:14:30Cassie moved in
01:14:32Max finally has a playmate
01:14:35Max finally has a playmate
01:14:46I know we're a little different
01:14:48But no matter what anyone else says
01:14:51I wouldn't trade these guys for anything
01:14:53This is family
01:14:55This is my tribe
01:14:57My tribe
01:15:27No one else but we
01:15:28Special thing of love
01:15:29Always trying to flirt
01:15:31See you, girl
01:15:32Move it, move it
01:15:33Girl, how you do it?
01:15:34Do it, yeah
01:15:35Girl, I know, I know
01:15:36I gotta prove it, prove it, yeah
01:15:38On and on and on the DJ keep playing a song
01:15:40It makes me think of you and I
01:15:43On and on and on the DJ keep playing a song
01:15:46Why do I have to say goodbye?
01:15:47Watch the like
01:15:52Show the background
01:15:53年 and Phil
01:15:55So there's a theology
01:15:57Of my friends
01:15:59And there wereifications
01:16:00ии
01:16:02But I know
01:16:04You can take time
01:16:06I know
01:16:08But I can go
01:16:09Get up
01:16:11And if you prefer
01:16:12I like
01:16:14Just there's always a moral
01:16:20Just there's always a moral
01:16:26Just there's always a moral
01:16:30Just there's always a, just there's always a moral
01:16:34Girl I love the way you smile, yeah
01:16:36You know you don't really have to go, yeah
01:16:40And I love the way you are, yeah
01:16:42Shout out, wait up, that's like DJ Khaled
01:16:45You done made your cake, no one else but we
01:16:47Special thing of love, always tryna flirt, yeah
01:16:49See you girl, move it, move it, girl
01:16:51How you do it, do it, yeah
01:16:53Girl I know, I know, I gotta prove it, prove it, yeah
01:16:56Just there's always a moral
01:17:01Just there's always a moral
01:17:07Just there's always a moral
01:17:09Just there's always a moral
01:17:11Just there's always a moral
01:17:12Everything I love, always tryna flirt, yeah
01:17:14See you girl, move it, move it
01:17:16Girl, how you do it, do it, yeah
01:17:18Girl, I know, I know, I gotta prove it, prove it, yeah
01:17:21On and on and on, the DJ keep playing
01:17:23That song, it makes me think of you and I
01:17:25On and on and on, the DJ keep playing
01:17:29That song, why do I have to say goodbye?
01:17:31Guess there's always a morrow
01:17:32Guess there's always a morrow
01:17:38Guess there's always a morrow
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