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00:00:00Okay, this one is bad.
00:00:30Another one?
00:00:31Oh, you're killing me.
00:00:32Oh, come on.
00:00:33You don't want to hear him.
00:00:34I won't tell him.
00:00:35Oh, now you want to hear him.
00:00:36Okay.
00:00:37All right.
00:00:38So this rabbi and his prized student are walking in the old country, right?
00:00:43And they decide to pitch their tent for the night in some pasture, and they fall asleep.
00:00:49Yeah.
00:00:50A few hours later, the rabbi wakes up, and he shakes his student and says, Avi, Avi, wake
00:00:59up.
00:01:00Look up.
00:01:01What do you see?
00:01:02And he says, I see a million stars, rabbi.
00:01:05And he says, but what do you learn from this?
00:01:09And he thinks, and he looks up, and says, oh, shit!
00:01:14Sheesh.
00:01:15Sheesh.
00:01:16Sheesh.
00:01:17Sheesh.
00:01:18Sheesh.
00:01:19Sheesh.
00:01:20Sheesh.
00:01:21Sheesh.
00:02:52You guys ready for tonight?
00:02:54How do you know about that?
00:02:55Your dad was here earlier.
00:02:58Okay.
00:02:59You mind putting this on my tab?
00:03:00You know, I'll put it on your mom's.
00:03:02It's the one I was talking about.
00:03:04Love you, Gary.
00:03:04Love you.
00:03:05Oh, watch out.
00:03:29The hottest couple on the Upper West Side coming through.
00:03:32Ooh, I don't know about that.
00:03:34Oh, come on now.
00:03:35Oh, David.
00:03:36I've got the menorah, brother.
00:03:38You know what it's going to be, right?
00:03:42It's going to be lit.
00:03:42It's going to be lit.
00:03:44So, you guys, uh, ready for the night?
00:03:47You talk to my dad?
00:03:48Yeah, we kind of talk a little bit.
00:03:50Y'all nervous?
00:03:51No.
00:03:51Very.
00:03:52Well, you just seemed like...
00:03:54I think I'm a little...
00:03:55I mean, like, excited.
00:03:56Guys, it'll be fine.
00:03:57Come on.
00:03:57I'll tell you what.
00:03:58When Kano takes over my shift,
00:03:59I'll pop upstairs and, uh, smooth things out.
00:04:03You good with in-laws from Wisconsin?
00:04:04I am great with in-laws from Wisconsin.
00:04:06Read my resume, brother.
00:04:08Well, there we go.
00:04:08There we go.
00:04:09And, Meg, you have nothing to worry about.
00:04:11Just make sure you sit next to my guy, Richie.
00:04:13Oh, well, I usually sit next to this guy.
00:04:16Maybe I won't this time.
00:04:20Mrs. Grunworth, good to see you.
00:04:25She seems great.
00:04:27Seriously.
00:04:28I mean, David's cool and all, but Richie?
00:04:30Come on, man.
00:04:30Richie's the shit.
00:04:32Am I right?
00:04:32You are right.
00:04:33She agrees with me.
00:04:34I do agree with you.
00:04:36Richie is the shit.
00:04:38Good Shabbos, guys.
00:04:39Good Shabbos.
00:04:45It's good Shabbos, right?
00:04:47Yeah, that's it.
00:04:50Just that your mom always corrects me, so I just...
00:04:52I don't know.
00:04:53No, it's perfect.
00:04:54You said it perfectly.
00:04:55Shabbos.
00:04:56Yeah, you always say it perfectly.
00:04:57Okay.
00:04:57Yeah, it's impeccable.
00:04:59All right.
00:05:00You're so good.
00:05:00Good.
00:05:01You look good.
00:05:01You are good.
00:05:02Marry me.
00:05:03I'm going to.
00:05:05You're welcome.
00:05:07We should have eloped.
00:05:08Yeah, I agree.
00:05:15Good?
00:05:16Yeah.
00:05:17What?
00:05:17Yeah, we got fruit, too.
00:05:44Oh, you got fruit, too.
00:05:45They got fruit, too.
00:05:46Can you believe it?
00:05:47Oh, that's so thoughtful.
00:05:48Is it cut?
00:05:49Oh, no, but Alan, I can cut it.
00:05:50Oh, no, that's okay.
00:05:51You enjoy yourself.
00:05:52It's really...
00:05:52It's fine.
00:05:53It's like the one thing I know how to do.
00:05:57Oh, that's a...
00:05:58miltick knife.
00:06:00Oh.
00:06:00Oh.
00:06:01Yeah, okay.
00:06:02Right here.
00:06:03Oh, sorry.
00:06:04There you go.
00:06:08Sure.
00:06:11And it's called the Alexander Technique?
00:06:13Yeah, you know, I feel a straight spine gives you a sense of calm, you know?
00:06:17A sense of authority.
00:06:20I like that.
00:06:21Uh-huh.
00:06:22Hey, what did you think of the book, by the way?
00:06:24About Alexander Technique?
00:06:25No, no.
00:06:27Nonviolent Communication, NBC.
00:06:29Oh, NBC.
00:06:30Um, you know, I bought it.
00:06:32Oh, hey, David.
00:06:33It's a game changer.
00:06:34Uh-huh.
00:06:35I think it's going to help you at the office, too.
00:06:37Um, yeah, you know, I just...
00:06:38I don't know how much it's going to help with negotiations, Dad.
00:06:41David, it is about everything.
00:06:44Every facet of life.
00:06:47Okay.
00:06:51You look insane.
00:06:53But I feel good.
00:06:54All right.
00:06:58Should I cut the other half?
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:02Is that okay?
00:07:04I'll take over.
00:07:05No.
00:07:05No, I can do it.
00:07:06No, no, no.
00:07:07It's fine.
00:07:07Please, I enjoy it.
00:07:08It's fine.
00:07:09Could you just...
00:07:09What?
00:07:10I...
00:07:10I like to serve it in cubes.
00:07:13Yeah.
00:07:13No, I...
00:07:14Totally.
00:07:14I can...
00:07:15It's a quick fix.
00:07:15It's easy.
00:07:16Okay.
00:07:16Yeah.
00:07:19Be sure to bring my melon baller next time.
00:07:22Okay.
00:07:26So, um, the rabbi was saying something really funny yesterday after class.
00:07:32Oh, yeah?
00:07:32Yeah.
00:07:33Yeah, he was saying how I'm...
00:07:35Well, the good thing about converts is that we bring new genes to the pool, so that can
00:07:41help with diseases like colitis and, um, taste...
00:07:44I don't have colitis.
00:07:46No, I know.
00:07:47No, sorry.
00:07:48I think he meant in, like, general that it's...
00:07:49But no one in our family has that problem.
00:07:52No, right.
00:07:52So, I think he's just...
00:07:54I think he meant as, like, a joke.
00:07:55Oh.
00:07:56Yeah.
00:07:56Okay.
00:07:57Oh, look, David.
00:07:59You're so spiked.
00:08:01Oh, you're patient.
00:08:03You're patient.
00:08:03You're patient.
00:08:04Hey, Mom, do we need some glasses?
00:08:06Okay, check the dishwasher.
00:08:08Hi, Larry.
00:08:09Oh, you're making little cubes.
00:08:11Did you say hello to your brother?
00:08:12Uh, no.
00:08:13I was helping Dad with the...
00:08:14Well, go say hi.
00:08:15He probably heard you come in.
00:08:17I bet he's already offended.
00:08:18I'll be right back.
00:08:19You want to be right back?
00:08:20Uh-huh.
00:08:22Richard, I was talking to Jordan downstairs.
00:08:24He loves you.
00:08:25Oh, Jordan's the shit.
00:08:27Hey, come on.
00:08:36You can do that on the balcony.
00:08:37Uh, no, thank you.
00:08:38I've heard enough from your dad about oral fixations.
00:08:42Who are you texting?
00:08:43You want to check it?
00:08:45We're 20 minutes late.
00:08:47Can you please just...
00:08:48Tell him I'm parking the car.
00:08:50What?
00:08:51What?
00:08:52No car.
00:08:53No car on Chabets.
00:08:55We don't drive on Chabets.
00:08:57And yet.
00:09:00Okay, this is what we'll say.
00:09:02We forgot the wine.
00:09:03Here, take this.
00:09:04So you went to pick it up on 74th Street.
00:09:08Right.
00:09:09So can you say it?
00:09:11We forgot the wine and I got it.
00:09:13And on 74th Street.
00:09:1774th.
00:09:19This is mine.
00:09:20I'm taking this, okay?
00:09:24Richard.
00:09:31There won't be anything left for dinner.
00:09:33Hello?
00:09:34Ah, finally.
00:09:35Just here.
00:09:40Avila!
00:09:42What happened?
00:09:43What do you mean?
00:09:44The Uber just was late.
00:09:45Well, you should have checked left.
00:09:47The best option would be driving.
00:09:49What?
00:09:50Hey, Avila.
00:09:51Hey.
00:09:51Hi.
00:09:51Where's Benjamin?
00:09:53Is he coming?
00:09:54Yeah, he's coming.
00:09:55He's just grabbing wine.
00:09:57Oh.
00:09:57And things are good?
00:09:58Yeah.
00:10:00Very good.
00:10:01Good.
00:10:02With your face.
00:10:03Why are you doing that?
00:10:04What?
00:10:05No.
00:10:05Nothing.
00:10:09You did mention that.
00:10:11Mom!
00:10:11No.
00:10:12Nothing.
00:10:12Good.
00:10:13I'm glad everything's good.
00:10:14Great.
00:10:14Okay, good.
00:10:15Good.
00:10:15I'm glad it's great.
00:10:16It's very good.
00:10:17Good.
00:10:17Good.
00:10:17Good.
00:10:17Good.
00:10:17Good.
00:10:17Good.
00:10:18Good.
00:10:18Good.
00:10:18Good.
00:10:19Good.
00:10:19Good.
00:10:19Good.
00:10:20Good.
00:10:20Good.
00:10:20Good.
00:10:21Good.
00:10:21Good.
00:10:21Good.
00:10:26Yeah?
00:10:28Uh, it's David.
00:10:30Alexa, pause.
00:10:31Pause, bitch.
00:10:34Hey, bud.
00:10:39Hey, I hugged you, but I'm really sweaty.
00:10:41That's okay.
00:10:42Those my boxers?
00:10:45No.
00:10:46Why don't you get in the shower, ma'am?
00:10:48No, I'm way too stressed right now.
00:10:49That's nice.
00:10:50I thought Abby was the only one who cared about making a good impression.
00:10:54What are you talking about?
00:10:55Abby only gives a shit about herself.
00:10:56The way she lets her boyfriend speak to me, it's disgusting.
00:11:00Let's just maybe, like, cool it on Benjamin.
00:11:02Benjamin?
00:11:02That slimy cocksuck?
00:11:03Okay.
00:11:04Imagine if I had a girlfriend who was rude to Abby.
00:11:06Do you think I'd try to be fair?
00:11:07Do you think I would giggle and say it'd be nice?
00:11:10No.
00:11:11No.
00:11:12No.
00:11:13I get mad at my girlfriend.
00:11:14And I probably already would have dumped her by this point if she's the type of person
00:11:16to denigrate my siblings.
00:11:19So this has nothing to do with Meg's parents?
00:11:21I don't know Meg's parents.
00:11:22Well, you know, they're...
00:11:23I'm sure they're fine.
00:11:24Meg's really nice.
00:11:25Adam, they're coming for dinner tonight.
00:11:27Oh, cool.
00:11:28Excited to meet them.
00:11:29Yeah, so maybe don't start any shit with Abby or...
00:11:31Benjamin?
00:11:32The philandering cocksuck?
00:11:33Sure, yeah.
00:11:34The cocksuck.
00:11:35Just be quiet or be nice, please.
00:11:37He starts shit with me, man.
00:11:38I know.
00:11:39You know that.
00:11:40I know.
00:11:41But these people, they're like...
00:11:43not used to families arguing.
00:11:45What, are they Mormon?
00:11:46No.
00:11:47They're polite.
00:11:48Okay?
00:11:49So please, I am...
00:11:50Okay, okay.
00:11:51Don't worry.
00:11:52I won't strike first.
00:11:54But if he provokes me, I will respond with full force.
00:12:00Okay?
00:12:02Oh.
00:12:03Right back to it.
00:12:05David!
00:12:06Hey, Ben!
00:12:07What's crap happening?
00:12:08Uh-huh.
00:12:09Any secret, uh, tips for me?
00:12:24Tips?
00:12:25Merges?
00:12:26Acquisitions?
00:12:27No.
00:12:28Only, uh...
00:12:29Well, Meg's parents are coming tonight.
00:12:30So, the merging of families.
00:12:32I'm sorry, man.
00:12:34That is rough.
00:12:35Well, listen.
00:12:36Don't worry about it.
00:12:37Just keep playing the role of nice boyfriend and look to the bachelor party.
00:12:41Bachelor party.
00:12:42You know, where it's gonna be, what we're gonna do.
00:12:45I haven't really thought about it that much.
00:12:47Um...
00:12:48Oh, you know what?
00:12:49Meg and her friends are doing a spa day.
00:12:50Maybe we can hop on that train.
00:12:51That's good.
00:12:52You're in character.
00:12:53All right.
00:12:54Ben, uh, just a small favor.
00:12:55Um, could you just maybe take it easy on Adam tonight?
00:12:56You know, try to avoid any open conflict.
00:12:57What?
00:12:58Did he say something?
00:12:59No.
00:13:00Nothing.
00:13:01It's just, you know, last week and the week before that.
00:13:02I never started.
00:13:03I know.
00:13:04You know that.
00:13:05I know.
00:13:06Why would I pick a fight with a toddler?
00:13:07It's exactly the type of thing you should say.
00:13:08David, David.
00:13:09You'll be great.
00:13:11Not worried about me.
00:13:12Everyone, phones off and away.
00:13:14It's time to light.
00:13:15Abby, come.
00:13:16Richard.
00:13:17Sorry.
00:13:18Did you light yet?
00:13:19Oh, no, no.
00:13:20I haven't practiced the blessing enough yet.
00:13:21It's fine.
00:13:22Okay.
00:13:23Well, now's your chance.
00:13:24Let's go.
00:13:25Okay.
00:13:26Okay.
00:13:27Okay.
00:13:28Okay.
00:13:29Okay.
00:13:30Okay.
00:13:31Okay.
00:13:32Okay.
00:13:33Okay.
00:13:34Okay.
00:13:35Okay.
00:14:05Eloheinu melech alam
00:14:09Asher kiddushanu b'mitzvah tav
00:14:13Betzivanu l'chad nikmer
00:14:17Shel Shabbat
00:14:20You crushed that.
00:14:24Good Shabbos.
00:14:25Good Shabbos.
00:14:26Good Shabbos.
00:14:27Good Shabbos.
00:14:27Oh, hey Benj.
00:14:42Richie.
00:14:43Hey.
00:14:44How are you doing?
00:14:44Good.
00:14:45You good?
00:14:45Yeah.
00:14:46What do you got there?
00:14:47A little Galena Bordeaux.
00:14:49Galena.
00:14:49Grape's from Israel, but the varietal's from France.
00:14:52Varietal?
00:14:53Varietal.
00:14:54It's got the wax seal.
00:14:55That's how you know it's fancy.
00:14:56Oh, that's wonderful.
00:14:57Yeah, happy to.
00:14:58Thank you, Ben.
00:14:59But you know what?
00:14:59I go for the reserve of tequila.
00:15:08God, I hate it here.
00:15:10Ben, I don't think we're going to do it anymore.
00:15:13No, you.
00:15:13Meg, I tell you, tonight is going to be terrific.
00:15:16I promise you, I have a million questions for your parents.
00:15:19Here you go, Ben.
00:15:20I'm so happy to hear that, Richard.
00:15:22I do love that we pregame family dinner.
00:15:25Yeah.
00:15:25Well, you know, Wisconsin is the number one exporter of cheese, so one state is making
00:15:31all this delightful cheese for everybody to enjoy.
00:15:34Cheese.
00:15:35Yeah.
00:15:35You know her parents aren't farmers, right?
00:15:37Yeah, but my grandpa was a cheese fanatic, so my dad loves talking cheese.
00:15:40God, I miss dairy.
00:15:42I would murder for a slice of pizza.
00:15:44Yeah, not as long as we share a bath.
00:15:45Cheers.
00:15:46Richie, what do we got?
00:15:48Oh, that's a tequila Cosmo.
00:15:49How long has it been?
00:15:51Oh, since I've had pizza?
00:15:52Or dairy in general?
00:15:53Alan, it's such a good question.
00:15:55I want to say, God, I want to say college.
00:15:57Maybe even earlier.
00:15:58It's been a while.
00:15:59That would kill me.
00:16:00Where is Adam?
00:16:02Probably taking a nap.
00:16:03No, he's changing, Ben.
00:16:05You know, Adam's been working out a lot.
00:16:08You know, he's really dedicated.
00:16:10He's very buff.
00:16:11He's become very buff.
00:16:12Yeah, I mean, not mass, but dense.
00:16:14Yeah, yeah, he works out in his room, you know, just simple calisthenics.
00:16:18Try going to a gym.
00:16:19Well.
00:16:20Adam's a homebody.
00:16:21Right.
00:16:21Yeah, but he doesn't like work, doesn't explore.
00:16:24Well, he worked for Benjamin this summer.
00:16:26For two weeks.
00:16:27It was a memorable two weeks.
00:16:28He knows what he wants, and he knows what he doesn't want.
00:16:31He refused to learn PowerPoint.
00:16:32Abby.
00:16:34Hey.
00:16:35Hey, Adam.
00:16:37Hey, the golden intern.
00:16:40Good thing you don't need to use PowerPoint in the Navy SEALs.
00:16:43There he is.
00:16:44Does the Israeli army have a Navy SEALs, Adam?
00:16:47It's called Shayetet, IDF's most elite combat unit.
00:16:51IDF?
00:16:51You can't go to the IDF.
00:16:53What do they need you for?
00:16:54I'm sure any military would welcome young men in peak physical condition.
00:16:57Physical and mental condition.
00:16:59Don't forget your sharp mind, Abby.
00:17:01Mom, the food smells delicious.
00:17:03How can you go to the IDF?
00:17:04You don't even speak the language.
00:17:06I know the alefbet, the building blocks of the language.
00:17:09Wow, that's impressive.
00:17:11I really don't think you need a comment.
00:17:14Alefbet, gimel, da, let, hey.
00:17:17Sing it, Adam.
00:17:18I am singing it.
00:17:19And then it's Vav, right?
00:17:20Yeah, Vav.
00:17:21Wow, very good, man.
00:17:22I think he's ready to deploy.
00:17:27What is with you?
00:17:28You know, you have this weird obsession at strength saying nice things.
00:17:31You're all acting like he's an idiot.
00:17:32No one's saying that he's an idiot.
00:17:34I need a Klonopin.
00:17:41Oh, Adam.
00:17:43It's not ah.
00:17:44There's no ah.
00:17:44Yeah, but Ad, Klonopin gets you all constipated.
00:17:47Ah!
00:17:48Great, now he's going to be pissed all dinner.
00:17:50No, he's about to get zonked out.
00:17:51This will be better.
00:17:52I'm going to be better.
00:18:22Hey, David, I've got an idea for you.
00:18:30Maybe you should chill a little.
00:18:31All the nights to do the stupid bullshit and pick a fight.
00:18:34Okay, so it's not about Adam.
00:18:36It's just about you and your perfect night.
00:18:38You're so self-obsessed.
00:18:38What's wrong with that?
00:18:40Okay, they're running late.
00:18:40Thank God.
00:18:42Adam!
00:18:43Adam!
00:18:44Hey!
00:18:45Big A!
00:18:45How are you feeling, sweetie?
00:18:47Thank you all for the concern.
00:18:49But I'm always one Klonopin away from total serenity.
00:18:52That's good, Adam.
00:18:54It is good, Abby.
00:18:56It's very good.
00:18:58Some Klonopin and a little mindfulness.
00:19:00That's the key.
00:19:01It's probably pretty important for the Army.
00:19:04It's definitely key, Meg.
00:19:06Based on my research, a good soldier has to ignore every distraction,
00:19:10no matter how morally debased his enemy is.
00:19:16Dad, can I refill your glass?
00:19:18Oh, sure.
00:19:19I think the Klonopin's helping.
00:19:20Who knows?
00:19:21Hey, who wants to play Bananagrams while we're waiting?
00:19:24Oh, my God.
00:19:25I do.
00:19:25No one wants to play, but do you want to play?
00:19:26Well, I would.
00:19:27Maybe after dinner.
00:19:28No, I'll set it up.
00:19:29Just a round.
00:19:30No, she said after dinner.
00:19:31We'll do a warm-up.
00:19:32We said no.
00:19:33Look, you know, we always start playing, and you love it.
00:19:35Nobody wants to play.
00:19:37Okay.
00:19:37Dad.
00:19:38Agree.
00:19:39Nobody wants to play.
00:19:40Okay.
00:19:41Just an idea.
00:19:42We'll play after dinner.
00:19:43Okay.
00:19:44It's never as good after dinner,
00:19:46because people are drunk and tired.
00:19:49Beth, John, all the way from Milwaukee.
00:20:03Beth, John, Big John, thanks for coming all the way from Milwaukee.
00:20:09I love you.
00:20:11Hey, Papa John, don't say that.
00:20:16You got this.
00:20:19I'm not saying he was being nice.
00:20:48I'm just saying he was trying to make conversation,
00:20:51and I'm saying I don't think it was a good conversation.
00:20:53I agree.
00:20:54Okay, well, maybe if somebody asked him a question,
00:20:55you wouldn't feel the need to discuss Adam.
00:20:56So you're saying that Mom is not warm enough to Benjamin,
00:21:00and you're saying that Benjamin focuses on topics
00:21:03that are not really helpful in terms of the family dynamic.
00:21:06Why is he doing that?
00:21:07Why is he saying everything we're saying?
00:21:08It's that book.
00:21:09It tells him to narrate conversations.
00:21:11Well, we wouldn't need a narrator
00:21:12if everybody would read the book.
00:21:14NBC's Nonviolent Communication.
00:21:14You should put Adam first.
00:21:17Adam is family.
00:21:18He's going to be around forever.
00:21:19Benjamin, we're not so sure.
00:21:20What does that mean?
00:21:21Well, I mean, you're the one who said that, you know...
00:21:23Ah!
00:21:24Well, no, a couple of weeks ago,
00:21:26you said you were going to break up with him.
00:21:27But I haven't found the right moment.
00:21:29It's tough to find the right moment
00:21:30when you're so far apart.
00:21:32He lives in Williamsburg.
00:21:33If you have to go over a bridge,
00:21:34it might as well be Jersey.
00:21:36Hey, where is Benjamin?
00:21:37I need to apologize to him.
00:21:39For what?
00:21:40Dad, please don't.
00:21:40He needs to know that I have things to say to him.
00:21:43He doesn't, and he's probably going to be alive.
00:21:45Well, that's because he's hurting.
00:21:47I think it's because he has an issue.
00:21:49Hmm.
00:21:50What is it?
00:21:51It's like a medical thing.
00:21:53What do you care?
00:21:54I don't care.
00:21:55I just didn't know he had an issue.
00:21:56It's just colitis.
00:21:57He's not dying.
00:21:58Yeah.
00:21:59What is that exactly?
00:22:00It's the reason he can't have dairy.
00:22:02Colitis makes the lines of your intestines all puffier.
00:22:04So I've seen the Mesh Besher kid have that.
00:22:07What was his name?
00:22:07Going to the bathroom becomes a very dangerous thing.
00:22:10Ron.
00:22:10Ron Mesh Besher.
00:22:11Ron.
00:22:11Well, you said that the rabbi said something funny about colitis, right?
00:22:16Oh, no.
00:22:16No, no.
00:22:17It was an offensive.
00:22:18Oh, okay.
00:22:19Yeah.
00:22:34Bench.
00:22:36Bench.
00:22:40Buddy.
00:22:43How are you doing in there?
00:22:50Hello?
00:22:53Bench.
00:22:55Yeah.
00:22:56Yeah.
00:22:56That's great.
00:22:57That's, yeah.
00:22:58No, that's very funny.
00:23:00Say nothing if you're okay.
00:23:01Okay.
00:23:04I feel like mom knows I drive on Chavez.
00:23:16If she knew, you'd know.
00:23:18Wow.
00:23:19Can't you just tell her that Benjamin drives and you're just, like, in the car and...
00:23:23You know, you could try.
00:23:27You're like, hey, mom, sometimes I get in the car on Chavez.
00:23:30Officer, sometimes I travel with a kilo in my carry-off.
00:23:34Well, whatever.
00:23:35I don't think it could be worse than her reaction to when David told her about our engagement.
00:23:41Oh, no.
00:23:42What'd she say?
00:23:43I told you what she said.
00:23:44No, you just told me that she disapproved.
00:23:46Oh.
00:23:47No, you can tell her.
00:23:48Yeah?
00:23:48Yeah.
00:23:49You can say.
00:23:49Do it.
00:23:50Fine.
00:23:50Tell her.
00:23:51All right.
00:23:52It was after Grandpa died and she was sitting Shiva and, uh...
00:23:56Oh, perfect timing.
00:23:58I don't know.
00:23:58I thought now's as good a time as any.
00:24:01She'll never be more upset than she is right now.
00:24:03So I sat down next to her and I said, Mom, I proposed to Meg and she said yes.
00:24:08You're welcome.
00:24:09And she turned to me and did that blank stare that she does.
00:24:16Perfect.
00:24:17And just goes, I just started mourning my father.
00:24:20Now I have to mourn my son.
00:24:26Yeah.
00:24:27Yeah.
00:24:28Wow.
00:24:29Yeah.
00:24:29It's been a while, though.
00:24:30I'm pretty sure she loves me now.
00:24:32I mean, she has gotten better.
00:24:34She has, you know?
00:24:35I mean, ever since you started taking the classes.
00:24:37Uh, you know, I'm under cyber.
00:24:39No, I know.
00:24:39I just like my parents there, too.
00:24:42What do you mean?
00:24:43Well, they're just firmly Catholic and I kind of want them to be on board with the whole conversion thing.
00:24:50And they're just a little...
00:24:51Hey, yeah.
00:24:52That's sweet.
00:24:53That's really sweet.
00:24:55David, can I talk to you for a minute?
00:24:57Sure, bud.
00:25:02Is he okay?
00:25:04Well, no, he's on pills and they're not working.
00:25:06Nice.
00:25:07He won't come out.
00:25:11Okay.
00:25:12He's been in there for many minutes.
00:25:14Okay.
00:25:16Benjamin, everything okay in there?
00:25:23Benj!
00:25:24You sure he's in there?
00:25:27Mm-hmm.
00:25:29Where's the key?
00:25:29I don't know.
00:25:30Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:25:33There's something I need to see, eh?
00:25:37Okay.
00:25:41Benjamin took my laxatives.
00:25:45What do you mean?
00:25:47He asked me for a laxative, so I gave him one.
00:25:53Benjamin asked you for a laxative?
00:25:58Did you slip him a laxative?
00:25:59Did you actually do that?
00:26:01You know he has colitis.
00:26:02Oh, God, okay, okay, so you gave him a laxative.
00:26:06Three.
00:26:07Three?
00:26:07I gave him three.
00:26:08That's so many.
00:26:09I questioned you about her because, you know,
00:26:10you don't allow much, he's going to drink.
00:26:12Right, of course, basic science.
00:26:13This was just supposed to make him sick.
00:26:15Why are you like this?
00:26:17Of course you pulled the shit on one night
00:26:18that makes parents you come in.
00:26:19You know what?
00:26:19He is such a prick to me.
00:26:20It's not, this was just a goof.
00:26:22I was just rising him.
00:26:23Let's just find the key.
00:26:26Oh, God, oh, God.
00:26:39What?
00:26:40Oh, I smell it.
00:26:42All right, Benj, I'm coming in.
00:26:51Oh, God.
00:26:53No, no, no, no.
00:26:53Does he have a pulse?
00:26:57No.
00:26:58Adam, does he have a pulse?
00:26:59No.
00:27:00Initiating compressions.
00:27:03Should I, what should I do, should I do the mouth work?
00:27:05No, that's obsolete.
00:27:07Yeah.
00:27:08Don't worry.
00:27:09I never lose a mouth.
00:27:17He's a goner.
00:27:20Okay.
00:27:22Okay.
00:27:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:27:25What?
00:27:27We have to...
00:27:29Discuss.
00:27:29There's nothing to discuss.
00:27:30Wait, wait, wait.
00:27:33I just want to make sure you don't do anything stupid.
00:27:36Me?
00:27:37Okay, okay, he's toast, okay?
00:27:39There's absolutely no chance of him surviving.
00:27:42Look, I understand, and I'm here for you, and I love you.
00:27:45You're my brother, but right now, we've got to call an ambulance.
00:27:48No, no, no, no, David, David, David, David.
00:27:50Okay, he's been in there for well over eight minutes.
00:27:54He's toast.
00:27:55Stop saying that.
00:27:55Nobody says that.
00:27:56But he is.
00:27:57We're not just going to leave a dead body in there.
00:28:00You sure can.
00:28:00As soon as they do the platform, it's going to be obvious what happened to him.
00:28:04Why?
00:28:04Because he has a prescription laxative in his system, and there's only one person in this
00:28:08house who can't take a shit.
00:28:10Well, hopefully you don't check that.
00:28:11Hopefully.
00:28:11Get out of my way.
00:28:15Adam, stop.
00:28:16Stop.
00:28:23This is nice.
00:28:26Yes.
00:28:27No, no.
00:28:28That's great.
00:28:28I'm going to go to Rikers.
00:28:29Rikers is closing.
00:28:30I definitely jailed it.
00:28:32Yeah.
00:28:32Look, this was an accident, okay?
00:28:37I can handle warfare.
00:28:38We both know that.
00:28:40I'm not in jail.
00:28:41I can't do jail.
00:28:42I won't get a gun.
00:28:43I won't.
00:28:47Look.
00:28:50Make any call you want to, but he is dead.
00:28:55So if you make this decision, you are just rolling the dice with one life.
00:29:01Meg.
00:29:02Hey, your parents know us for seven.
00:29:04Yeah.
00:29:04Yeah, they're on their way.
00:29:05Okay.
00:29:06It's okay.
00:29:11Abby.
00:29:13Can you wait for dinner?
00:29:14Oh, no.
00:29:15It's, uh, chew-eat.
00:29:16It's not real food.
00:29:20How come you let her eat something, but not me?
00:29:22She's not eating the dinner.
00:29:23It's for the guests.
00:29:24It's a technical difference.
00:29:26Abby.
00:29:27Yeah.
00:29:27Can we have a quick sibling conference?
00:29:30For what?
00:29:32Surprise.
00:29:36Okay.
00:29:42They're very close.
00:29:44Hold.
00:29:45Later later.
00:29:47Uh, bitch, uh...
00:29:49What are you doing?
00:29:50It's a sibling conference.
00:29:52What's wrong with him?
00:29:53Hello.
00:29:54Before we continue, um, I think it's important for you to remember you've been trying to find
00:29:58the right way to break up with Benjamin.
00:30:00Shush it.
00:30:01Don't worry.
00:30:02He can't hear us.
00:30:05How do you know?
00:30:07Uh...
00:30:08Is that a turd?
00:30:10Oh, my God, it does.
00:30:13Oh, my God, it does.
00:30:21Is he...
00:30:22Is he dead?
00:30:24No.
00:30:25No, he's not dead.
00:30:28Hey.
00:30:29Hey, bitch.
00:30:30Okay, so he's dead, but I just really don't want you to scream.
00:30:35Uh...
00:30:36Is everything okay?
00:30:38Everything's good.
00:30:39Everything's good.
00:30:39Hey.
00:30:40Hi.
00:30:44Dad, could I bother you for a quick chat?
00:30:46Yeah, sure.
00:30:47Great.
00:30:47I love you.
00:30:52I love you.
00:30:53Okay.
00:30:53So, David tells me you're going to share a Devar Torah.
00:31:06Uh-huh.
00:31:06Yep.
00:31:07It's from class.
00:31:07Oh, good.
00:31:08Good.
00:31:12Yeah, it's good.
00:31:16You know, I actually, um, I mostly learned about the New Testament growing up, so it has
00:31:22been really cool reading up on the Torah.
00:31:25It's, it's, it's like a prequel.
00:31:29Well, I don't know if it's the prequel.
00:31:31It's the main one.
00:31:32Right.
00:31:33No, yeah.
00:31:33I, that's, it's funny.
00:31:35Um, you know, Judaism is, um, well, it's something that I, I have always wanted to find out more
00:31:46about, you know, like the, the culture and, um, the, the TV shows of people just living
00:31:54in, in New York City.
00:31:57Yeah.
00:31:59Look, Meg, we appreciate you taking the classes.
00:32:03And, clearly you're very bright and, and kind.
00:32:09I feel like there's a buck coming.
00:32:10And, it's, it's like I have this house plant that was given to me by my mother that she got
00:32:20from her mother in Germany, who, who received it from her mother, who was given it by her
00:32:26mother, and, and, and so on, for a hundred generations.
00:32:31That's a long time.
00:32:32And, now, it feels like, like I'm handing this house plant over to someone who took an
00:32:40online course in gardening.
00:32:47Classes are in person.
00:32:48Please stop mumbling.
00:33:04He's not mumbling, he's praying.
00:33:06I don't care, stop it.
00:33:07Hey, Lord, you stop yelling.
00:33:08Oh, great, let's do your thing then.
00:33:10I'm going to stop yelling if you do something about your son murdering my boyfriend.
00:33:14Please, just, please be quiet.
00:33:17You know, in Korea, they respect their elders.
00:33:19Then move to Korea!
00:33:20Look, Abby, I told you, this was a harmless accident.
00:33:23Dad?
00:33:23Harmless?
00:33:24Harmless!
00:33:25We need to do something before Meg's parents get married.
00:33:27Oh, because what could be more important than Meg's parents?
00:33:29Abby wants to betray us.
00:33:30Me!
00:33:31You didn't mean to do it, right?
00:33:32No, of course not.
00:33:34Stop doing that!
00:33:34Why?
00:33:34Protecting him!
00:33:36I did everything I could to get you that job!
00:33:39It was an unpaid interest.
00:33:40I don't care what it was, he was my boyfriend, and now he's dead!
00:33:45We're kicking him very tough with him.
00:33:47Maybe!
00:33:48I'm definitely not going to pretend like it didn't happen!
00:33:51Like just some spoiled, manipulative...
00:33:54Ben, she didn't see it on you!
00:33:58You think I quit because of PowerPoint?
00:33:59I quit because he was gallivanting around, making a cuck out of my sister with some blonde at the...
00:34:05Okay, that's enough!
00:34:13Oh, my God, you knew.
00:34:18And you stayed with him.
00:34:21The RSVP'd to a wedding.
00:34:24Okay.
00:34:25Please.
00:34:25What's Mom going to say?
00:34:30She won't mind.
00:34:32How's that?
00:34:33We won't tell her.
00:34:34What the hell is going on?
00:34:36Sh'mon Yisrael, I'm nail the hand of the night of God.
00:34:55What the hell is going on?
00:34:56Just stay with me.
00:34:57I don't want to stay with me.
00:34:58Mom, I don't want to stay with me.
00:34:59Mom, I don't want to stay with me.
00:35:00Mom!
00:35:00Mom!
00:35:01Okay, Mom!
00:35:01Mom!
00:35:02Mom!
00:35:02Mom!
00:35:03Oh, my God!
00:35:03Oh, my God!
00:35:04Mom!
00:35:05Oh, my God!
00:35:05Shh!
00:35:06Oh, that poor boy!
00:35:07Mom, we need to talk about that.
00:35:08Oh, my God!
00:35:09That poor boy!
00:35:10What did you do?
00:35:11What did you do?
00:35:12Do you want to know?
00:35:13I want a pen.
00:35:14Oh, my God!
00:35:15I don't like for this!
00:35:16Oh, my God!
00:35:17What happened exactly?
00:35:18You did what?
00:35:19No, exactly.
00:35:20Now I do one prank and I'm the bad guy.
00:35:24Yes!
00:35:25You literally just murdered someone.
00:35:26I wasn't trying to murder him.
00:35:27There are more efficient ways of doing that.
00:35:29Okay, I think we should all agree that what Adam did was a freak accident.
00:35:31And now we are all covering up a murder, which is against the law.
00:35:34Not if you do it well.
00:35:36Oh, my God!
00:35:37You are so creepy.
00:35:38Truly, I think he has to face the consequences of his actions.
00:35:41So what?
00:35:42We just accept that Adam goes to jail?
00:35:43Abby wants me to get rammed in the air.
00:35:45Oh, don't say that!
00:35:46Don't say that!
00:35:47It's a phobic!
00:35:48It's nuts!
00:35:49It is!
00:35:50You should care for your brothers half as much as you care about policing our speech.
00:35:53Oh!
00:35:54Are you serious right now?
00:35:55I don't know what I am.
00:35:56Abby, I just want to say I don't blame you at all for being upset.
00:35:58I mean, this is horrific.
00:35:59Oh, thank you so much for understanding.
00:36:00I'm really very sorry.
00:36:01Okay, what he did was stupid, but it was an accident.
00:36:04His life should be ruined because of an accident?
00:36:06No!
00:36:07I could give a shit!
00:36:08Now it's about being practical, okay?
00:36:09We've got to either come up with a plan or call this in because then we're all screwed.
00:36:12Okay, now let's come up with a plan.
00:36:13Fine!
00:36:14The plan.
00:36:15I don't have a plan.
00:36:16But I do know that we're all going to figure this out because everyone here is family.
00:36:28What?
00:36:29Is he dead?
00:36:30My daughter!
00:36:31Uh...
00:36:32Meg!
00:36:33Meg!
00:36:34Meg!
00:36:35Meg!
00:36:36Meg!
00:36:37Meg!
00:36:38Meg!
00:36:39Meg!
00:36:40I just...
00:36:41I need you to...
00:36:42I need you to try to...
00:36:43Just give him a minute to explain.
00:36:44Please.
00:36:45Please.
00:36:46He's not wicked and if there was any chance he'd be okay, I promise you we would have already
00:36:49called an ambulance.
00:36:50Just don't do anything, son.
00:36:51It was a prank accident and now Adam is implicated.
00:36:53What's wrong with that?
00:36:54Well, it's true.
00:36:55Don't do anything, son.
00:36:56Please.
00:36:57Explain.
00:36:58Oh, shit!
00:36:59Oh, shit!
00:37:00Please don't change!
00:37:01Meg!
00:37:02I love you and this is your choice.
00:37:05I want you!
00:37:06Meg!
00:37:07Please don't call the police.
00:37:08I'm calling my parents.
00:37:10It's canceled.
00:37:11Oh, thank God.
00:37:18Hello, this is John.
00:37:19Shit.
00:37:20It's not answering.
00:37:21But we texted earlier and they said that they were running late.
00:37:23Right.
00:37:24So we should just assume that they're coming any minute now.
00:37:26Can we think of an idea?
00:37:27Just anything, anything that could possibly save Adam.
00:37:30Thanks, Mom.
00:37:31Okay, so if they find Benjamin's body here, that's an obvious connection to Adam.
00:37:34You need to move Benjamin to his apartment.
00:37:37Right?
00:37:38You know.
00:37:39Give him one of those New York deaths.
00:37:43Okay.
00:37:44What is that?
00:37:45Well, you know, somebody dies in their apartment and then they just lay there for a couple of
00:37:51days until somebody else smells the body and then they call the landlord and they find
00:37:56him.
00:37:57Ugh.
00:37:58So we just drive Benjamin to his apartment and leave him there.
00:38:00Yeah.
00:38:01That's the plan.
00:38:02Can you go downstairs and change out of your murder pants?
00:38:04Well, what, what car do you plan on using?
00:38:06Benjamin's.
00:38:07It's on the way in Brooklyn.
00:38:12You drove here?
00:38:14How is this worse than murder?
00:38:15Oh.
00:38:16Mom, lock it up.
00:38:18If we're gonna do something, we need to do it immediately.
00:38:20Where is keys?
00:38:21I'll get them.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:24Okay.
00:38:25Okay.
00:38:26No.
00:38:27Not okay.
00:38:28We cannot move Benjamin to his car.
00:38:29What?
00:38:30Why not?
00:38:31Curry.
00:38:37Bro.
00:38:38Sorry.
00:38:39Yo, you good?
00:38:40You're looking kind of bad right now.
00:38:41No, I'm fine.
00:38:42I'm fine.
00:38:43I'm fine.
00:38:44Could you maybe, um, do me a little, just a little favor?
00:38:47Yeah?
00:38:48It's kind of a huge one.
00:38:49Okay.
00:38:50Could you maybe just delete all the lobby footage for the rest of the night?
00:38:56Delete the footage?
00:38:57Uh-huh.
00:39:00Oh, shit.
00:39:01What's going on?
00:39:03What?
00:39:05Nothing.
00:39:06Obviously, it's not nothing you're asking me to delete the footage.
00:39:09It's just something I really can't get into right now.
00:39:11It's really hard to explain.
00:39:12Come on, you can tell me.
00:39:13I really can't.
00:39:14Yes, you can.
00:39:15Look at you, man.
00:39:16Obviously, you need my help.
00:39:17No, believe me.
00:39:18Please.
00:39:21This is something that you can't help with.
00:39:23Okay, Jordan?
00:39:24This is, um...
00:39:28This is as bad as it gets.
00:39:30Is Richie okay?
00:39:31Oh, yeah, he's fine.
00:39:32Oh, my God.
00:39:33Look, bro, I don't know what this is, but I know you need my help.
00:39:37I mean, you're basically asking me to...
00:39:40Don't you think it's suspicious if Friday's footage just disappeared?
00:39:47I...
00:39:48You should ask me to delete the whole drive.
00:39:50Is that possible?
00:39:51Yes.
00:39:52David?
00:39:53You guys?
00:39:54The Gelfins?
00:39:55Your family, bro?
00:39:56Richie talks to me about real shit.
00:39:58Richie talks to me about Jewish shit, bro.
00:40:01You know I've been there 15 years?
00:40:02Mm-hmm.
00:40:03And there's only one apartment I rock with.
00:40:0710B.
00:40:11You'll do it?
00:40:12You'll delete the footage?
00:40:13Absolutely.
00:40:14Jordan, thank you so much.
00:40:15No, no problem.
00:40:16Just thank you.
00:40:18All right, now let me upstairs to help you fix this.
00:40:24Don't look at me like that, brother.
00:40:26We're family, right?
00:40:28Can't be nothing I haven't seen before.
00:40:32And now that I'm involved in whatever this is,
00:40:35I gotta make sure you don't mess it up.
00:40:40They're not picking up.
00:40:41No, this is John.
00:40:42You should go down and wait for them, right?
00:40:44What's popping, 10B?
00:40:47Jordan, you're here.
00:40:50Why are you here?
00:40:51He's gonna help us.
00:40:53That's right.
00:40:54I'm gonna help you guys.
00:40:55David?
00:40:56Jordan, I think we should go.
00:40:57Uh, no.
00:40:58We're not going anywhere.
00:41:00We're not going anywhere.
00:41:02What are you doing here?
00:41:04Uh, Adam.
00:41:05Hi.
00:41:06Skipping leg day I see.
00:41:07Meg, how's it going so far?
00:41:10Could be better.
00:41:11All right.
00:41:12I'm gonna get you out of this.
00:41:13He's gonna get us out of it.
00:41:14You know, Pulp Fiction, uh, the guy with the suit?
00:41:16The guy with the suit.
00:41:17Sam Jackson.
00:41:18The white one.
00:41:19John Travolta?
00:41:20Nope, the one with the mustache.
00:41:21Mario.
00:41:22The wolf.
00:41:23Bingo.
00:41:24The wolf.
00:41:26I'm your wolf, baby.
00:41:27We are so proud.
00:41:28Now.
00:41:31Show me what's up.
00:41:32What could be the big deal?
00:41:33All right.
00:41:34Why is he on his back?
00:41:35You gotta roll him on his side.
00:41:36Love him.
00:41:37Okay, you gotta roll him on his side.
00:41:38He's toast.
00:41:39Uh-huh.
00:41:40Big time.
00:41:41Why didn't anyone say he's dead?
00:41:42Well, Jordan.
00:41:43I implied.
00:41:44How did it?
00:41:45Hmm?
00:41:46How?
00:41:47When you said you needed help?
00:41:48I was very stern with how I said that we needed help.
00:41:49I'm a freakin' doorman.
00:41:50Help to me?
00:41:51Changing the light bulb.
00:41:52Finding which is orthotics upstairs.
00:41:53I don't do dead body, David.
00:41:54Oh, God.
00:41:55I just, I...
00:41:56I thought, you know, you were so insistent.
00:41:57You just...
00:41:58I never implied that.
00:41:59Why didn't anyone say he's dead?
00:42:00Why didn't anyone say he's dead?
00:42:01Well, Jordan, I implied.
00:42:02How did it?
00:42:03How did it?
00:42:04Hmm?
00:42:05How?
00:42:06When you said you needed help?
00:42:07I was very stern with how I said that we needed help.
00:42:08I'm a freakin' doorman.
00:42:09Help to me?
00:42:10Changing the light bulb.
00:42:11Finding which is orthotics upstairs.
00:42:13I don't do dead body, David.
00:42:16Oh, God.
00:42:17I just, I...
00:42:18I thought, you know, you were so insistent.
00:42:21I just...
00:42:22Never implied dead.
00:42:24Never implied dead.
00:42:25You say dead.
00:42:27You don't imply it.
00:42:28Yeah.
00:42:29Yeah.
00:42:30Now I'm dead.
00:42:31Dead to rights.
00:42:32Fingerprints everywhere, David.
00:42:33I, uh...
00:42:38I touched his neck, didn't I?
00:42:39You touched him all over.
00:42:40Shit!
00:42:41Jordan, I'm so sorry.
00:42:42You should go back downstairs.
00:42:43We won't involve you.
00:42:44You better believe I'm involved.
00:42:46We're across the Red Sea,
00:42:48and there's no turning back now, Ellen.
00:42:50I have a solution.
00:42:51Oh, Jordan.
00:42:52Ha, ha, Richard.
00:42:53What's happening?
00:42:54What'd it do?
00:42:55Ha, you know, I'm trying to be like you, pal.
00:42:57Oh, say less.
00:43:00That's a loop.
00:43:01Yeah, but things are bad.
00:43:03Hey, don't worry about it, my guy.
00:43:05I'm gonna take care of this.
00:43:06No, no, that's not necessary.
00:43:07I know exactly what to do.
00:43:09O-F-N-R.
00:43:13Is that like a medical term?
00:43:14No.
00:43:15It's a stupid book.
00:43:16O, we observe that there is a body.
00:43:19F, we feel panic and tension.
00:43:22Richard!
00:43:23Enough!
00:43:24Okay, hold on now.
00:43:25Let him finish.
00:43:26Richie, go ahead.
00:43:28Thank you, Jordan.
00:43:29R, I request...
00:43:32Look, the Talmud has these laws.
00:43:35Talmud's always got something to say.
00:43:37So, it's forbidden to carry a dead body on Shabbos.
00:43:40But the Talmud also says that it's okay to carry an infant or a loaf of bread.
00:43:46So, if we put a loaf of bread on the body, then it's okay.
00:43:49Because the body works like a platter.
00:43:51Platter?
00:43:52Doesn't that make sense?
00:43:54Thank you, Richard.
00:43:55You're welcome.
00:43:56At this point, 9-1-1 isn't an option.
00:43:58Certainly not.
00:43:59You've already crossed the sea.
00:44:00Exactly.
00:44:01So, does anyone have any bread?
00:44:03No one's getting any bread, Dad.
00:44:04What?
00:44:05You got an infant?
00:44:06Okay, hold on.
00:44:07No one's getting bread or an infant.
00:44:08People, can we...
00:44:09Shit.
00:44:10Someone needs to go downstairs before my parents get married.
00:44:11Hold on one minute.
00:44:12Can we make a plan?
00:44:13Oh, we already have one of those?
00:44:14Yeah.
00:44:15Yeah, we're gonna take his body, we're gonna put it in his car, we're gonna take him back
00:44:17to his apartment, and we're just gonna leave it, we're gonna leave him there.
00:44:20A New York death.
00:44:21Yeah, that's plan A, but we need to get B and C working.
00:44:25I think we should focus on A.
00:44:26No, no, no.
00:44:27We only have time for one plan.
00:44:28Okay.
00:44:29I'll think as we go, alright?
00:44:30But I need you all to follow my lead, no hesitation.
00:44:33Are we on the same page?
00:44:34One, two, three, all eyes on me.
00:44:35Uh-huh.
00:44:36Ellen, do you have any drugs?
00:44:38Uh, Abby's getting the comforter.
00:44:40Comforter's great.
00:44:41I'll go get it.
00:44:42Thanks, Mom.
00:44:43Guys, hold on.
00:44:44Let me quarterback this.
00:44:45Richard, you are entirely too close.
00:44:46No, I'm playing.
00:44:47You know I love you, my guy.
00:44:48Anyway, watch this.
00:44:49Alright.
00:44:50Come back.
00:44:51We're gonna wrap the body in the comforter.
00:44:52Then, the luggage cart won't work, obviously, because you can see right through it, so I'll
00:44:56have to go next door and get the garbage cart.
00:44:58Then, David.
00:44:59Yeah?
00:45:00You and me, we're gonna put the body in and bring it to his cart.
00:45:03After that, I can't leave the building, so it's gonna have to be Manny and David who
00:45:07drive him back and carry him into his apartment.
00:45:09Touchdown.
00:45:10Okay.
00:45:11Yeah.
00:45:12What am I supposed to do?
00:45:15Close the curtains and scrub the bathroom with Lysol.
00:45:18Why the curtains?
00:45:19Richard, explain.
00:45:20Please.
00:45:21I'm not sure.
00:45:22Some people can't see in the windows.
00:45:24Exactly.
00:45:25And we gotta hurry.
00:45:26My shift's up at eight.
00:45:27After that, we gotta deal with Kano.
00:45:29And we don't wanna deal with Kano.
00:45:33You're pretty good at this.
00:45:35Jack, just wrap it.
00:45:36Like an egg roll.
00:45:37An egg roll.
00:45:38I hate egg rolls.
00:45:39Jordan, I really think that someone needs to go downstairs and look for my parents.
00:45:44That's a good call.
00:45:45Meg, that's on you.
00:45:46You smoke blood, Scott.
00:45:48I'm gonna get his legs.
00:45:52Okay.
00:45:56Don't ask.
00:46:00Hi!
00:46:01Hi, sweetie.
00:46:03Hi, sweetie.
00:46:04Hi.
00:46:05Oh, my God.
00:46:07Richard!
00:46:08Dad!
00:46:09Dad!
00:46:10Dad!
00:46:11Hey, sir, don't you, Dad!
00:46:12Yeah, he needs not coming.
00:46:13Hey!
00:46:14Hey.
00:46:15Él!
00:46:17Whoa!
00:46:18Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
00:46:19Noooooo!
00:46:22That's crazy, huh?
00:46:24There...
00:46:25See it.
00:46:26I mean, this is happening.
00:46:27This is definitely happening.
00:46:28Yep.
00:46:29Okay, so we're going to go out there, and we're going to be nice, and we're going to be cordial,
00:46:32and then we're going to have a nice, pleasant dinner, and then we'll send them on their way.
00:46:35Okay?
00:46:36Where is everyone?
00:46:37Hello?
00:46:40They're, uh, they'll be here in a second.
00:46:42They're not home?
00:46:43No, yes, they're in the kitchen.
00:46:45How did you guys get up here?
00:46:46Well, there was no doorman, so we just headed on up.
00:46:49Great.
00:46:49Well, who do I get the wine to?
00:46:51Um, let's go.
00:46:53Hi, I'm Beth.
00:46:55I don't know who I am anymore.
00:46:56Mom, eyes.
00:46:58We've got this.
00:46:58Yeah.
00:47:00Now go out there and say hi.
00:47:03You go there.
00:47:04You're in-laws.
00:47:06It's our...
00:47:07Okay.
00:47:11Hi!
00:47:13Hi!
00:47:14Hi!
00:47:14Hi!
00:47:15Hi, kid!
00:47:17Hi, kid.
00:47:18Hi, kid.
00:47:18Hi, kid.
00:47:18Hi, kid.
00:47:19Hi, kid.
00:47:19Hi, kid.
00:47:20Actually, we drove in from Connecticut.
00:47:22Oh.
00:47:22Yeah, we were visiting friends in Connecticut.
00:47:24Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:47:25How are the Packers?
00:47:27Don't remind him.
00:47:28He's missing the game on Sunday.
00:47:29Oh, the things we do for family.
00:47:31Yeah.
00:47:33Yeah.
00:47:33Yeah.
00:47:34Yeah.
00:47:37Welcome!
00:47:38Abby!
00:47:39Yes!
00:47:39John!
00:47:40Hi!
00:47:40He likes to learn everyone's name in advance.
00:47:43Well, I don't memorize them, but I like to remember what I'm told.
00:47:46Wow.
00:47:47That's right.
00:47:47Oh, I'm David's sister and soon to be Mike's sister.
00:47:51Oh, my God.
00:47:55Cantaloupe.
00:47:57Family loves cantaloupe.
00:47:58Let's go this way.
00:47:59Can I help?
00:48:00Let's go this way.
00:48:00No, no, no, no.
00:48:00We should go this way.
00:48:01Can you help me in that?
00:48:02We're going to show you.
00:48:03Mom, stop.
00:48:04No.
00:48:04I'll stop.
00:48:05No, no, I can't, and I won't.
00:48:32I swear to God, I'll drop this.
00:48:34No, you wouldn't.
00:48:36Richard, your children need you.
00:48:40David needs you to make a good impression and then kick them out in 18 minutes.
00:48:46Look, I'm still trying to figure things out here.
00:48:48Use your breathing technique.
00:48:50Which one?
00:48:50The Alexander technique.
00:48:53That's for posture.
00:48:54You'll breathe on the way up.
00:48:56In, out.
00:48:59In.
00:49:00Oh, we were caught in traffic for like...
00:49:03Hello?
00:49:04Hello?
00:49:04Oh, you must be John and Beth.
00:49:07Now, which one is which?
00:49:08Oh, I'm Richard.
00:49:09Now, you must be Beth.
00:49:10Hi, I'm Richard.
00:49:12And I guess that means you're John.
00:49:14That's right.
00:49:15Nice to meet you.
00:49:16We apologize for being so late.
00:49:17I couldn't believe the traffic.
00:49:19You're not late.
00:49:20You're our guest of honor.
00:49:22Dinner starts when you arrive.
00:49:24Mm-hmm.
00:49:25Mm-hmm.
00:49:26Mm-hmm.
00:49:26David was telling us that you've been married for 37 years.
00:49:30Mm-hmm.
00:49:30On our way to 40.
00:49:32Yeah, but it feels like four minutes.
00:49:35Underwater.
00:49:37Oh.
00:49:38Oh, John, would you like a yarmulke to wear for dinner?
00:49:44Is it, uh, mandatory?
00:49:46No.
00:49:47No, of course not.
00:49:47I mean, some men like the tradition, but it's...
00:49:49Well, that's all right.
00:49:50Oh, sure.
00:49:51No problem.
00:49:52I'm just not much of a hat guy.
00:49:54Yeah, me neither.
00:49:54Mine's always, like, sliding off my head.
00:49:57You know?
00:49:58It's kind of strange.
00:50:03So, who wants to eat?
00:50:13Now, we begin by singing a Hebrew song to welcome Shabbat and then say a blessing before
00:50:19the meal.
00:50:20Well, thank you.
00:50:20We're very curious.
00:50:23Oh, okay.
00:50:24You have some.
00:50:25Did you like it?
00:50:26It has an OU on it, so, you know, it's going to...
00:50:29Fantastic.
00:50:33Shalom Aleichem, Malachem, Sharet, Malachem.
00:50:39Okay, okay, that's the answer of the song.
00:50:48Yes, that is it.
00:50:49Good song, huh?
00:50:50So, now, it's customary that we all stand before we start the meal.
00:50:55It's called Kiddush.
00:50:56Oh, the Kiddush.
00:50:57Oh, that's an interesting word.
00:51:03The wine?
00:51:05Oh.
00:51:09It's traditional to make the wine overflow to symbolize a good week overflowing with happiness.
00:51:15It's not right.
00:51:17Right.
00:51:17Yes.
00:51:17Beautiful.
00:51:18So, beautiful.
00:51:19Hmm.
00:51:20Oh, ya, maha shishi.
00:51:24Slava, roch, ha, pa, danai.
00:51:26Megadish ha, shabbat.
00:51:29Amen.
00:51:29Amen.
00:51:30Amen.
00:51:30Amen.
00:51:30Amen.
00:51:31Amen.
00:51:32Amen.
00:51:32Amen.
00:51:32Amen.
00:51:32Amen.
00:51:32Amen.
00:51:32Amen.
00:51:36Amen.
00:51:36Amen.
00:51:37Amen.
00:51:37Amen.
00:51:39Amen.
00:51:39Amen.
00:51:44Amen.
00:51:45Amen.
00:51:46Amen.
00:51:46Amen.
00:51:47Baruch HaTadnoi, Eloheinu Melech HaAlam,
00:52:13HaMotsi Lechemin HaRet HaMein.
00:52:18Okay, there you go.
00:52:21Thanks, Dad.
00:52:22Thanks.
00:52:22Ooh, there you go.
00:52:24Mom?
00:52:24Uh.
00:52:25Sorry.
00:52:25Adam, this is how we do it here, and you?
00:52:29And here you go, John.
00:52:30I'll just hand it to you.
00:52:31There you go.
00:52:33Time for soup.
00:52:34Oh.
00:52:35No, please.
00:52:36I insist.
00:52:37No, no, it's fine.
00:52:38Mom, it's fine.
00:52:39It's fine.
00:52:39I don't allow guests to...
00:52:42How?
00:52:42It's a tradition.
00:52:43Oh, well, I...
00:52:44Okay, please.
00:52:46No, it's a tradition.
00:52:48Just...
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:53You know, I have a special history with this city.
00:52:57When I was eight years old, my uncle brought me here for Christmas.
00:53:02That's such a beautiful time of the year.
00:53:04It was quite magical.
00:53:05Just walking down the Fifth Avenue, seeing all the Christmas lights and Christmas displays.
00:53:12What?
00:53:12The man's chant.
00:53:14It's a tradition.
00:53:15We forgot.
00:53:16It's a tradition.
00:53:17All the men must close their eyes and chant.
00:53:21Um, what do I do?
00:53:22And you can do it, too, Beth.
00:53:24Oh, really?
00:53:24Yeah.
00:53:24But don't chant.
00:53:26No, please not.
00:53:26Okay.
00:53:27Okay.
00:53:28So, we'll cover our eyes and we chant.
00:53:32Okay.
00:53:32Just cover your eyes, everyone.
00:53:34Okay.
00:53:34Now, keep them covered all the way.
00:53:36Please don't touch me.
00:53:36Just cover your...
00:53:37It's part of the tradition.
00:53:38Okay.
00:53:39Okay, here we go.
00:53:39Bum, bitty, bitty, bitty, bitty, bum, bum, bum.
00:53:42Bum, bitty, bitty, bitty, bitty, bum, bitty, bum.
00:53:45Bum, bitty, bitty, bitty, bitty, bum, bitty, bum.
00:53:49I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.
00:53:57Bum, bitty, bitty, bitty, bum, bitty, bum, bum.
00:54:02Bum, bum.
00:54:06That's it.
00:54:07Good man chant.
00:54:09Amen.
00:54:10Amen.
00:54:10Amen.
00:54:11To what?
00:54:12To the blessing.
00:54:14That was the blessing.
00:54:15I feel like I was at the wailing wall.
00:54:18yeah no it's a beautiful blessing we do it every week yeah interesting but why don't the uh women
00:54:24participate it's a great question john uh it's because eve ate the apple so you can't chant
00:54:29eve was a fool i never ate the apple but you still can't chant you still can't chant
00:54:33what are your other kids doing megan's siblings all live overseas for quite some time now and so
00:54:39what did you do to make them all want to leave oh you're very funny oh actually megan's uh sister
00:54:46beatrice she lives in milan working as a fashion consultant that's a lovely camisole you have on
00:54:56there thank you it's not a camisole but it is lovely i have some talent not much but um but beatrice did
00:55:03get me a forty percent off oh it's a pretty good discount huh you know when david asked us for
00:55:16permission to marry megan of course we said yes we love david but what really moved me was i asked david
00:55:24and he said he would be willing to move anywhere that megan wanted even back to wisconsin well i don't
00:55:33know mom i really like new york well i did two of my 20s but people move on not always john you know
00:55:41my dad here's a big cheesehead no is that right i thought you'd be rooting for the giants she was
00:55:46making the football team dad you done it's full don't want to fill up on soup richard only likes
00:55:50baseball thank you so much you know what i actually like both you look down i guess
00:55:56you know uh meg knows more about judaism than most of my friends yeah she's doing wonderfully in class
00:56:11i don't know how much credit i actually deserve rabbi morgenstern is really really great yeah and he
00:56:16rarely does conversions well we've heard all about the rabbi does anyone want some of this wine it's
00:56:22uh it's got the wax seal on it so it's uh it's fancy i'll take some you too you know madam the funny
00:56:30thing is megan was never really very religious yeah but i always liked the stories and the bible
00:56:36stories right yes it's all uh fairly similar it's just not as draconian draconian well not the rules
00:56:47but i mean just you know we we both have family time together jews friday dinner and us sunday brunch
00:56:54we just don't want our kids to feel um pressured about showing up oh of course pressure's no good
00:57:01you know the um the rabbi he said that um well we've been talking about the talmud and how it's
00:57:08essentially just a book of arguing megan was in debate club she was captain she always had a real
00:57:17what is the word you use utzpah utzpah how do you say it utzpah utzpah no you're a natural
00:57:29isn't that derogatory mom no no no it's um it it's more like a certain boldness gumption oh it's
00:57:36more audacity well i i wouldn't call her audacious oh no but it's a good audacious is there such thing
00:57:42well that depends on who you ask why are you looking at me well you're sitting across from me
00:57:47where else am i supposed to look well that that's not the way i meant it i meant to say
00:57:52that she always had a real poise yes the rest of our children are never really into debate or
00:57:58argument but megan always had a penchant for that what makes me feel a lot better about losing every
00:58:04argument well it's fine i'll find a class for you
00:58:07uh abby um don't you have a boyfriend what's his name no i i no i don't
00:58:18uh benjamin yes where's benjamin is he still joining us what benjamin your boyfriend uh megan
00:58:25said he was going to be joining us oh my my boyfriend oh he he tried you know he want he
00:58:34wanted to be here but there's he was going to but he i think it was uh there was some sort of
00:58:40traffic and i i was gonna say he couldn't make it guys what's happening uh you know it's one of the
00:58:47most times it was a transportation you know it was a transportation good shabbos everyone
00:58:59sorry i'm late uh prayer ran long real long that was one slow ass rabbi
00:59:07and look at you two you gorgeous people must be makes parents
00:59:11benjamin oh john pleasure
00:59:15beth beth all right benjamin beth got a little b and b going there huh
00:59:20ellen richie shabbat shalom everybody else what's happening
00:59:28darling
00:59:30well you all look surprised
00:59:41we don't we're not
00:59:43i'm just playing look i get it okay people hear benjamin the jew and it's not what they think of
00:59:52right i mean it's not what they picture honestly no i got two words for you big john
01:00:00ethiopian jews from ethiopia yeah the lost tribe baby lost for thousands of years but
01:00:10we're back that's true i see benjamin don't you have that thing no i'm good to chill
01:00:18benjamin i'd love to know you have questions my love i have answers well i haven't you know read
01:00:25about this but are there there many in your community oh well yeah i mean we're just not
01:00:29as well known i mean but there's a lot of us about what 20 thou give or take a thou i'm so
01:00:35glad you're found you know many scholars believe that they descended from king solomon
01:00:40queen sheba and others yes from darren the lost tribe that's right that's right so why don't we
01:00:48all know about this you want to know why you don't know because we control the media you know
01:00:55what we want you to know now hold on there and the banks yeah and adam operates the space lasers that
01:01:05control the weather yeah i do that
01:01:07oh yeah very punny benjamin he does this routine yeah it goes on a long time we control the media we
01:01:19control the banks of course i'm just playing well you can say it but i can't
01:01:25i mean honestly do you really think richie here runs a bank he doesn't even run his own house
01:01:33i'm gonna get the mains let me help no no no no no tradition
01:01:41oh
01:02:56Really? Your own special place? And where is that?
01:02:59No, no, no. I don't think Benjamin means it in the literal sense.
01:03:02Yes, I do.
01:03:03No, he doesn't.
01:03:03Yes, I do. Would you like to know where?
01:03:05Nobody keeps their foreskin. Yes, we do. Tell them where it is.
01:03:07Please don't.
01:03:08You're going to like this?
01:03:09Mines is in a snow globe.
01:03:11Meg!
01:03:12Yeah?
01:03:12Why don't you do your Devar Torah?
01:03:14Oh, I don't, um, please share.
01:03:16Yeah, please. Devar Torah.
01:03:17I don't think that's actually the, um, the best.
01:03:19Oh, I think you should.
01:03:20Yeah, Bible story.
01:03:22You have a Bible story, darling?
01:03:23Oh, it's the best Bible story.
01:03:25Oh, I got some stories.
01:03:26You've told your stories.
01:03:27But they were good stories.
01:03:29All right, Meg.
01:03:31We'll see you.
01:03:32Um, okay.
01:03:34Yes, um, hello.
01:03:36So, so this week's Torah portion is the story of Joseph and his brothers, how Joseph's brothers
01:03:45dipped his multicolored coat in blood to pretend that he died.
01:03:50Good subject.
01:03:51Thank you. I thought so, too, yesterday.
01:03:54Um, so, um, in the Torah, Mom, Dad, every detail is there for a reason.
01:03:59However, in this story, there's one moment in particular that, at first glance, appears
01:04:05meaningless.
01:04:07When Joseph was wandering around looking for his brothers, he asked a stranger, can you
01:04:11tell me where my brothers are?
01:04:13And the stranger replied, they went to Dothan.
01:04:17So, why would the Torah include such a trivial passage?
01:04:20Just a stranger giving directions.
01:04:23The sages say it's because this stranger wasn't just a normal person.
01:04:27He was actually an angel.
01:04:29We didn't know he was an angel.
01:04:32He had a vital role in this story, but he had no way of knowing at the time the significance
01:04:37of this small interaction.
01:04:40And like this stranger, we all have the ability to change the course of someone else's life
01:04:47with a small moment or, um, kindness.
01:04:50And like this, we, too, can all be angels who didn't know that they were angels.
01:05:02Grand line, Meg.
01:05:03Oh.
01:05:04A lovely story.
01:05:05That was great, sweetie.
01:05:05Wonderful.
01:05:08Oh, well, it's time for dessert.
01:05:09Um, we have seven-layer cake, and my father and Richard's favorites, Linzer tarts.
01:05:16Mmm.
01:05:18Dessert.
01:05:19Yes, I'm so sorry.
01:05:21This is very embarrassing for me, but as I was walking out of the bathroom by the kitchen,
01:05:25I saw that the cat had knocked everything on the floor.
01:05:28Oh, not the cat.
01:05:29The entire meal plump.
01:05:31He's done this before.
01:05:32This has happened before.
01:05:34He's a terrible cat.
01:05:35Carfield on cocaine.
01:05:36The cat knocked over the dinner.
01:05:39That sounds like what happened.
01:05:40I believe so.
01:05:41Should we order food?
01:05:42Yes.
01:05:43No.
01:05:43No.
01:05:44Uh, no.
01:05:44We can't use phones on Shabbos.
01:05:46But we can.
01:05:47Just tell us the plate.
01:05:48No, that's cheating.
01:05:48Can't.
01:05:49You know what?
01:05:49I think things are just not working out here tonight.
01:05:53I think we should all get together tomorrow and have a great brunch.
01:05:57Yes.
01:05:58Yes.
01:05:58Brunch.
01:05:59We love brunch.
01:06:00You love brunch.
01:06:01We came all the way from Wisconsin to be here.
01:06:07And we appreciate you coming very much.
01:06:09And there's just no predicting that things like this could happen.
01:06:13But never did I think that we would be rushed out of your home.
01:06:17No, no, no, Dad.
01:06:18It's, I promise, it's this cat.
01:06:20It's, he's aggressive and it's...
01:06:22Aggressive how?
01:06:23You know, it's my cat.
01:06:24And I have burdened my sweet parents with it for too long.
01:06:28He knocked everything on the floor.
01:06:29And when I say everything...
01:06:30Do you expect us to believe that the entire meal just suddenly disappeared?
01:06:36Hmm?
01:06:38Yeah?
01:06:41Let me help you clean up.
01:06:43What?
01:06:44No, no, no, no, please.
01:06:45You're our guest.
01:06:45Our guest of honor.
01:06:46No, I insist.
01:06:47No, no, no.
01:06:48It's fine.
01:06:48It's just simple.
01:06:49I'm mad at all.
01:06:50You know what?
01:06:50You know what?
01:06:51Let me help.
01:06:52What was that?
01:07:00Did you just intentionally spill wine all over me?
01:07:03It was an accident.
01:07:04An accident?
01:07:05John, John, he didn't...
01:07:06He swiped his own wine across the table.
01:07:09No, I was reaching for the salt.
01:07:10The salt over there.
01:07:13Let's go.
01:07:14It's all right.
01:07:15It's all right.
01:07:15Let me just clean up and have some dessert.
01:07:19Where's your bathroom?
01:07:20Wait a minute.
01:07:22You're staying?
01:07:23Are you sure you want to stay?
01:07:24I mean, don't you want to go home and change?
01:07:26I mean, I think you're just a real mess.
01:07:30Oh.
01:07:38See, you're not going to believe this, but there's this tradition.
01:07:43Enough with the traditions, okay?
01:07:52You should be ashamed.
01:07:54You should all be ashamed.
01:07:56Is this because I wouldn't wear that little hat?
01:08:03What?
01:08:05That thing on your head.
01:08:07What, the yarmulke?
01:08:09Yes.
01:08:10Would you have shown me respect if I had worn it?
01:08:14Respect?
01:08:15No, you have my respect.
01:08:17You've always had my respect.
01:08:18Oh, yes, of course.
01:08:19We respect you, and we're very happy that you came.
01:08:23Sure you are.
01:08:24Oh.
01:08:26Let's go, honey.
01:08:27No.
01:08:27Dad.
01:08:28John.
01:08:28Come on.
01:08:29Beth.
01:08:29Stop.
01:08:30Dad.
01:08:31Mom.
01:08:32Dad.
01:08:33Dad.
01:08:33This is what you want.
01:08:38Mom.
01:08:40Bye, Mike.
01:08:42Beth.
01:08:44I love you both.
01:08:49See you at the wedding.
01:08:52Okay, four minutes until Kano's ship.
01:08:54Let's move.
01:08:55Hey, Wolf, what the hell was that?
01:08:56Uh, I was playing a part.
01:08:58See you at the wedding?
01:09:00No, you won't.
01:09:01You'll be dead.
01:09:02He was just being polite.
01:09:03Polite?
01:09:04I thought it was smart.
01:09:05Hey, soup boy, don't talk to me right now, okay?
01:09:06I can't even look at you.
01:09:07How am I supposed to have a relationship with him now?
01:09:09We'll worry about that later.
01:09:10Oh, you must be so happy.
01:09:11Happy?
01:09:11You're supposed to be such a wonderful silver lining for you.
01:09:13Dave, just stop.
01:09:14Stop.
01:09:16Matt, I'm so sorry.
01:09:17No, it's fine.
01:09:17Let's just keep it moving.
01:09:19All right, everyone, listen up.
01:09:20Oh, we're still listening to this guy.
01:09:22Yes, we are.
01:09:23Let's get you two out on the porch, make sure your parents left, and David, help me with the body.
01:09:26Fine.
01:09:27Okay, I'll make snacks.
01:09:32Everyone looks the same from up here.
01:09:41Just look for two people with a big height difference.
01:09:46You okay?
01:09:47No, I'm not.
01:09:48I have had to do so much to be a part of your family, and he just gets to waltz into mine.
01:09:56It is not fair.
01:09:58Yeah, I mean, he's literally had to do nothing.
01:10:01Yeah, David is a...
01:10:05The thing about David is he hasn't had to do nearly as much as you've had to do, but when
01:10:16he cares about somebody, and I've seen him when he cares about you, he would do literally
01:10:19anything.
01:10:22I mean, look at tonight.
01:10:23It's basically a conspiring murder for Adam.
01:10:25He likes you way more than he likes Adam.
01:10:27Oh, we all do.
01:10:34Oh, oh, that's them.
01:10:36They're leaving.
01:10:37They're leaving.
01:10:37That's our cue.
01:10:38That's our cue.
01:10:43Hey, dumbass.
01:10:4478th Street.
01:10:4578th Street.
01:10:46Hey, dumbass.
01:10:47Come on.
01:10:48Just...
01:10:49Ready?
01:10:50One.
01:10:51Two.
01:10:51One.
01:10:55Bro, get the button.
01:10:57Could you?
01:11:00You're right there.
01:11:00I know, I know.
01:11:01It's just in my head I made this promise with God that if he helped us get through the night,
01:11:05I'd keep Shabbos for the rest of my life.
01:11:06And that means no electricity.
01:11:10For real?
01:11:11Yeah.
01:11:12Push the fucking button.
01:11:13Okay.
01:11:15Okay.
01:11:16Mrs. Grum, or...
01:11:26Do I have any mail?
01:11:28Um, already dropped it off.
01:11:30Here you go.
01:11:35Good evening.
01:11:35Good evening.
01:11:35You wait here.
01:11:40I'm going to get the card.
01:11:41Try not to look so suspicious.
01:11:43Jesus.
01:11:43Jesus.
01:11:57Jordan.
01:11:58Huh?
01:11:58Barberage day is not until Sunday.
01:12:01It's not Sunday?
01:12:02No, it is not Sunday.
01:12:04Why are you...
01:12:05Yes, already.
01:12:06I'm going to eat in the lobby.
01:12:07You don't want to chill in the park?
01:12:08No.
01:12:10Right.
01:12:11Okay.
01:12:11Let me get that for you.
01:12:22Uh, Kano, do you think you can, uh, watch the front door while you eat?
01:12:28Uh, 9A called about there at the end of it.
01:12:30Yes, sure.
01:12:31Oh, thank you.
01:12:32Jordan?
01:12:36Yeah?
01:12:38Why is that thing on your head?
01:12:41It's Shabbos, baby.
01:13:02Why are you back?
01:13:04They're back?
01:13:05Uh, Kano's early.
01:13:07Shit.
01:13:08So that's it.
01:13:08We're screwed, right?
01:13:09David, what do you think?
01:13:12Jordan, I'm sorry.
01:13:13All good.
01:13:13All good.
01:13:13Why are you telling Jordan you're sorry?
01:13:15He's fine.
01:13:16Adam's the one who's going to interrupt.
01:13:18That's it.
01:13:18Prison.
01:13:19I'm going to go to prison.
01:13:20I don't think you're going to be the only one.
01:13:25Hey, what are you doing?
01:13:26I'm calling the police.
01:13:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:13:28No, you don't.
01:13:29No.
01:13:29Stop.
01:13:30I should call the cops.
01:13:32Turn myself in.
01:13:33At least have a little bit of dignity.
01:13:34Oh, Adam.
01:13:35What?
01:13:36I'm the black sheep of the family.
01:13:37Everyone knows I don't have much of a future anyway.
01:13:39Stop it.
01:13:40That's not true.
01:13:40That is nonsense.
01:13:42Yeah, there's lots of...
01:13:43I was rejected from the IDF!
01:13:44I just needed something to talk about at the table every week, so I didn't feel like
01:13:56a complete loser.
01:13:58But there's lots of things you can do.
01:14:00You can sing the Al-Affet.
01:14:02You work out with those calisthenics in your room.
01:14:05Yes, yes, yes.
01:14:05I mean, it's true.
01:14:06What?
01:14:06What?
01:14:07If I can't defend Israel, then at least I can take the fall for us.
01:14:17Stop it.
01:14:18This is my fault.
01:14:19I should have broken up with him forever ago.
01:14:21I just...
01:14:22I didn't want to hear everyone tell me how wrong I was.
01:14:25It should be me.
01:14:26I should never let things go this far.
01:14:28You know, I have my readings and my conflict resolution seminars, but when the time came
01:14:33to act, I couldn't find the words that you kids needed.
01:14:36I just...
01:14:38I'll tell the police I did it.
01:14:40I put in the lexatives.
01:14:42I was mad at that boy for being mean to my son, so I poisoned him, and I should pay the
01:14:47price.
01:14:47No, but Mom...
01:14:48No, I deserve it anyway.
01:14:50Meg, the way I've treated you, and then seeing you tonight, and the way that you've helped,
01:14:59I just want you to know that no amount of conversion will change the fact that you're already
01:15:04a part of this family.
01:15:06Jordan?
01:15:10Plan B!
01:15:11What?
01:15:11No!
01:15:12No, no, no, no!
01:15:12Jordan!
01:15:13Jordan!
01:15:15Jordan, don't!
01:15:16No, it's okay.
01:15:17I'm gonna get him in the garbage car.
01:15:19What?
01:15:20Jordan!
01:15:21No, no, no, no, no!
01:15:23Go, go, go, go, go, go!
01:15:25Steph Curry!
01:15:26I think it's time to call an ambulance.
01:15:43What the hell is that?
01:15:44We just got here.
01:15:56We're all horrible.
01:15:59Maybe we should all go to prison together.
01:16:07We should probably start getting our stories straight.
01:16:10I don't really care.
01:16:11Mom.
01:16:12Mom.
01:16:14Mom.
01:16:14Mom.
01:16:14Mom.
01:16:15Mom.
01:16:16Mom.
01:16:16Mom.
01:16:16Mom.
01:16:17Mom.
01:16:18Mom.
01:16:18Mom.
01:16:19Mom.
01:16:20Mom.
01:16:21Mom.
01:16:22Mom.
01:16:23Mom.
01:16:24Mom.
01:16:25Mom.
01:16:26Mom.
01:16:27Mom.
01:16:28Mom.
01:16:30Mom.
01:16:31I'll get it.
01:16:41Mr. Gelfand?
01:16:42Ah, yes.
01:16:43Good to see you officers.
01:16:45Uh...
01:16:46Is there a place we can talk?
01:16:48Yeah, sure.
01:16:49Right...
01:16:50Right this way.
01:16:58As head of the household, officer, I should say that...
01:17:03Hold on.
01:17:04I understand this must be traumatic for all of you.
01:17:07But it's protocol that we clue you which aside for questioning.
01:17:10But before that happens,
01:17:13we found this in the victim's pocket.
01:17:18We have to keep this for evidence.
01:17:20But I think it's only right that you get to hear it firsthand.
01:17:23And not from some reporter.
01:17:26That would be good.
01:17:27Every weekend for the past year,
01:17:29I've witnessed something beautiful.
01:17:32Five family members who barely get along.
01:17:34But no matter how much they're fighting,
01:17:37they still come together every Friday night.
01:17:40We stick together, whether we're in New York or Ethiopia.
01:17:45I'm sorry to do this on this special night,
01:17:48but all the stress finally got to me.
01:17:51You know what they say,
01:17:53running the bank is hard work.
01:17:57Sincerely,
01:17:58Benjamin.
01:18:08There he goes.
01:18:11I'm sorry to do this on this special night.
01:18:12I'm sorry to do this on this special night.
01:18:13I'm sorry to do this on this special night.
01:18:14I'm sorry to do this on this special night.
01:18:15I'm sorry to do this on this special night.
01:18:16I'm sorry to do this on this special night.
01:18:17I'm sorry to do this on this special night.
01:18:18I'm sorry to do this on this special night.
01:18:19I'm sorry to do this on this special night.
01:18:20I'm sorry to do this on this special night.
01:18:21I'm sorry to do this on this special night.
01:18:22I'm sorry to do this on this special night.
01:18:23I'm sorry to do this on this special night.
01:18:24I'm sorry to do this on this special night.
01:18:25I'm sorry to do this on this special night.
01:18:26I'm sorry to do this on this special night.
01:18:27I'm sorry to do this on this special night.
01:18:28I'm so sorry I worked with Benji and he was so funny and such a good guy he was so sweet and
01:18:51always made me feel so comfortable in the office and he was really so funny and really just oh
01:18:58god I'm so sorry hi Adam
01:19:05you know it's called a shiva because it's a shiva what it's because shiva means seven in Hebrew and
01:19:23it's supposed to last for seven days you know if you don't want to take the classes
01:19:30you really don't have to
01:19:33when do I get one Rose I don't think you can I'm gonna keep going till I get one hello there
01:19:45mom dad hi hi honey god dad what do you what do you we just wanted to come by and offer our condolences
01:19:52and to apologize for leaving early on Friday night oh that's all right look um we don't remember that
01:20:01night too well oh it was so hectic yeah it was but uh I definitely do not recall meeting a Caucasian
01:20:11I want Thanksgiving what I get Meg and David for Thanksgiving every year I hear Wisconsin is
01:20:30beautiful in the fall you're gonna love it yeah and Christmas and Easter but sometimes Christmas and
01:20:40Hanukkah overlap Hanukkah's eight days you manage well we'll lose some days for travel especially with
01:20:46snow that time of year Ellen Ellen Ellen enough okay okay okay okay
01:20:51now that's chutzpah oh yeah I think they'll make good in-laws
01:21:05when there's trouble and there's bound to be
01:21:31don't you worry you can count on me
01:21:36shame about that boy
01:21:42oh terrible terrible terrible thing
01:21:46oh you were you never finished that joke you were telling me before
01:21:58what joke
01:21:59what joke
01:21:59that's the joke about the rabbi
01:22:00don't worry the rabbi in the tent
01:22:02it's not such a good joke
01:22:04and they'll be nice when you're fighting for your rights
01:22:12and all your friends will walk away
01:22:15and you'll be strong
01:22:20cause you had to be for so so long
01:22:23but I'll be there anyway
01:22:26cause when you're standing I'm rumbling round
01:22:31and the sky starts tumbling down
01:22:36will all the long wings be around
01:22:41you can count on me
01:22:44you can count on me
01:22:49when you've got to beat the street
01:22:57on your way through town
01:22:59I will be there
01:23:03and when they stop you on the street
01:23:07trying to break you down
01:23:09I will be there
01:23:13now ladies
01:23:14they'll attack you till you fall
01:23:17till you come undone
01:23:20I will be there
01:23:22and when your back's against the wall
01:23:27and there's no way
01:23:29and there's no way
01:23:31I will be there
01:23:32cause when you're standing I'm rumbling round
01:23:37yeah
01:23:39and the sky starts tumbling down
01:23:42well I will always be around
01:23:47you can count on me
01:23:49yeah
01:23:51you can count on me
01:23:53yeah
01:23:55you can count on me
01:23:57yeah
01:23:59you can count on me
01:24:01yeah
01:24:03come on
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