TBATS: Kung gorilla si Dex Martin sa inyong paningin, itago mo na 'yong saging!

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Aired (October 19, 2025): May rebut si Dex Martin para sa mga taong nagsasabing mukha siyang gorilla!  For more TBATS Highlights, click the link below: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmAKLLAvOILc8ZUeMEo4HfCq

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00:00We have two minutes for a million million viewers and a thousand studio audience.

00:16Ito a reminder to you, not just the Pinoid audience,

00:20because we are out of the country, so you can use their language, especially English, okay?

00:28Matapos mag-performing at mag-comment, syempre, ang inyong mga kalaban.

00:32So, pwede magsalita ang bawang isang sa atin.

00:34Yes, ang bottom line dyan, bawal ang comment na safe, seryoso, or what.

00:38Kailangang bardagulan, lautan, lautan.

00:41From the heart and from the mouth.

00:42Mas maganda yun, di ba?

00:44At alamin na natin, kung sino ba ang unang mag-perform,

00:48siya ay walang iba, kundi si...

00:50Ipasok na yan.

00:52Uy, tawagin na rin natin siya kasi ang dami na kakrasya kanya.

00:55Who's the first performer?

01:03Boy!

01:04Ay, grabe.

01:05Ang sabi niya kanina patataubin niya yung dalawang kasama niya, kalaban niya.

01:10First contestant na magpa-perform at magpapakitang gilas ay walang iba, kundi si...

01:15Dax Martin!

01:17Yes, excuse me, may question ako.

01:19So I can speak any language?

01:21Any language.

01:22Speaking of, may lahi ka ba?

01:24Onggoy.

01:25Ay, it shows.

01:28Ay, it shows daw.

01:30Okay, go!

01:31Pero ito, tanong mo muna, dito ko muna sa gitna.

01:33Ano muna tayo, magkaalaman muna tayo ng malaliman.

01:36Kung hindi ka kumedyante, kuya Dax Martin, sa tingin mo ano ka?

01:40Singer.

01:41Singer.

01:41Singer!

01:42Why?

01:43O kayo sa hospital.

01:44Singer sa hospital?

01:45Oo, sa mga malapit na rin, yung mga charity ko kasi yun ay kumakanta ko sa mga nasa hospital.

01:54Gusto mo ba ng sample?

01:56No, sample.

01:56Okay.

01:57O kunwari may natsatsatsat ka dyan, nasa hospital ka na din.

02:00Joy to the world, the Lord has come.

02:05Let earth receive her king.

02:08Joy to the world, the Lord has come.

02:33Let earth receive her king, yung.

02:41Wow!

02:43May payo pala mo, Jamaika.

02:45Come on.

02:46Ladies and gentlemen, our first contender to showcase his talent, a plus for...

02:53Dax.

02:54Martin!

02:55Palakpakan.

02:57Thank you so much.

02:59Thank you so much.

03:01Thank you so much.

03:02Yes.

03:03I'd like to thank the Bubay and Tetla show for inviting me over, because without them, I wouldn't be here.

03:10Actually, my brothers and sisters, we are gathered here today because I know in my heart that I'm so beautiful compared to these two.

03:21Why?

03:22These...

03:23Wait.

03:24What do I call you?

03:25If you call me a gorilla, I call you my banana.

03:29My banana.

03:30Yeah.

03:30Bucket.

03:31I call you a tap, senorita.

03:34Ay.

03:34Senorita.

03:35Hindi ka kasarapan.

03:37At hindi katangkaran.

03:40Maliit ka, kaya nga senorita.

03:42Pero matamis.

03:44Matamis, pero I don't like the taste.

03:46Okay.

03:47Ito.

03:48Sasubukan ko.

03:49Sasubukan ko talaga.

03:51Janelle, lumapit ka pa sa camera, nakakainis ka.

03:56Huh?

03:56Hindi mo ba nakita?

03:58Para ka rin saging.

03:59Saging?

04:00Pero hindi ka latundan, hindi ka saba.

04:03Ikaw ay banana bread.

04:05Bakit banana bread?

04:06Banana bread kasi nga, maraming butas-butas at saka sesame seeds.

04:10Look at your face.

04:13Dito naman tayo dumaho, kasama naman kayo, di ba?

04:15At akala sila.

04:16Kung akala nyo, kasi one day, I might be here regularly.

04:21Pagkatapos natin siyang suportahan.

04:23I'm kind.

04:25I'm gonna be kind to you guys.

04:27Especially you, bubay.

04:29We'll not be here kung wala kayo.

04:31Kaya nga ikaw ang banana queue.

04:34Banana queue!

04:35Yes.

04:37At ikaw naman, no.

04:38Kasi, ba't ako banana queue?

04:40You're mine.

04:41Yes.

04:42Akala ko dahil tumakot.

04:44Pwede pala yun dito?

04:46Pwede yun dapat binatuloy.

04:50Nagpipigil pa ako.

04:51Tapos ikaw naman.

04:53Yes.

04:54Ladies and gentlemen, kapag may problema tayong lahat,

04:58ituron nyo lang siya.

04:59Bakit?

05:00Saging ko, turon.

05:02Bubo, ituron mo.

05:04Ah, ituron mo.

05:05No, ituron mo.

05:08So that, should I do it again?

05:11Ituron.

05:13So my brothers and sisters,

05:15since we are here tonight,

05:18here at the Bubay and Tekla show,

05:19we have the losers

05:22and we have the winners.

05:24But I am truly the crowned winner.

05:27Thank you so much.

05:28Grabe!

05:29Oh, diba?

05:31Tungkol sa mga banana,

05:33kanyang talaga namang pinag-anohan,

05:35fukusan.

05:36Pero that question is,

05:37dito ka muna,

05:38Mr. Dax Martin,

05:40kasi kailangan gumanti sa'yo

05:42ang mga inokray mo.

05:43Yes.

05:44So ano ba,

05:45natawa ba kayo sa ginawa niya?

05:46Oo, hindi.

05:47Hindi.

05:48Ay,

05:48hindi talaga.

05:50Ikaw?

05:50Ang sipi ng mga saging-saging,

05:52kahit makabata.

05:52Ay, nako.

05:53Okay, Dax Martin,

05:54mabuti umupo ka na doon

05:55at gumanti ka

05:56pagkatapos ng performance nila.

05:58Okay.

05:58Malampakan natin muli.

05:59Pwede yung mga manapak dito?

06:00Mama, pwede yun.

06:01Imbloor naman yan.

06:02Oo.

06:03Tiyan tayo.

06:05Okay.

06:06Tiyan tayo.

06:06More tawa mo saya!

06:15More tawa mo saya!

06:17Woo!

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