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Carry On Behind (1975) Full Movie | British Comedy | Elke Sommer
Carry On Behind is a British comedy film part of the popular Carry On series, known for their lighthearted and humorous style.
The story follows a group of people on a coach trip, leading to a series of comedic mishaps and misunderstandings.

Cast: Elke Sommer as Professor Anna Voiczek
Windsor Davies as Major Ernest Blunt
Haydn Jones as Euphon
Jack Douglas as Fred Ramsden
Carol Hawkins as Sandra

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00:01:32Getting to the bottom of things at 8 o'clock tonight, a film show and lecture on archaeological digging by Professor Roland Crump, the distinguished archaeologist.
00:01:40And so the bone structure tells us something about the shape of these prehistoric animals.
00:01:46So much then for the bone of the greater woolly man.
00:01:50Now, by studying the dwelling places of primitive man, we are able to form a picture of how he lived.
00:02:07How he lived, yes. And we know from the crude drawings on the walls of his cave that he frequently exposed himself.
00:02:16He exposed himself to all manner of dangers in his search for food and the other.
00:02:25The other significant feature of his existence was the presence of ice glaciers in the vicinity, which undoubtedly caused the piles, the piles of debris to move down and cover up his dwelling place.
00:02:45One of which we will now show you on film. Are you ready?
00:02:52Lights.
00:02:53Here we show you the excavation of a typical Stone Age dwelling.
00:03:03The lady uncovering the site is Miss Amelia Fosdyke, who learned her skillful techniques under Professor Schwindelhofer of Utrecht.
00:03:13Notice the typical upland scenery. Neolithic man always preferred those areas, as the lower regions were often foresty and inclined to be swampy.
00:03:24The two large mounds in the foreground are of a special interest. It was these which first drew our attention to the site. And now we see the site partially uncovered.
00:03:38Notice the small indentation in the middle. The small indentation was probably caused by a sharpened pole, which was rammed in to hold up the roof.
00:03:49Notice the normal method of beginning a Stone Age erection. And now we see Miss Fosdyke about to uncover something of enormous interest.
00:04:07Here. That's not Miss Fosdyke.
00:04:10They've sent the wrong film. Turn it off. Turn it off.
00:04:13Turn it off immediately, I think.
00:04:19Turn it off. I will not have this kind of thing shown in a lecture that I am charged with.
00:04:22Turn it off. Do you understand? I will not have this thing on in my lecture hall.
00:04:26I do not want the door for me. Turn it off. I won't have this kind of thing.
00:04:30Oh, no, no, no, no, I forbid. Turn it off immediately.
00:04:34Turn it off.
00:04:36I will not have it shown. Thank goodness. This is monstrous. They sent the wrong film. I do apologize. But what can I do?
00:04:43Show it again. Show it again.
00:04:45Good morning, sir. I did enjoy your lecture last night.
00:04:52I've never been so embarrassed in my life. I thought it was smashing.
00:04:55Oh!
00:05:02Morning, Crump.
00:05:03I beg you. Oh, good morning, Dean.
00:05:05Have you got a moment? Is it about the lecture?
00:05:07That's not what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:05:09You're off to Templeton, I understand.
00:05:10That's right. One of the most important finds in the West, according to preliminary reports.
00:05:14Is it, sir?
00:05:15Yes. It's a field next to a caravan site.
00:05:18Apparently, they were digging a new cesspool when they found what appears to be a Roman encampment.
00:05:23Now, what I want to talk to you about is your assistant.
00:05:25Assistant? I do want an assistant. I've never had an assistant before. What do I want an assistant for?
00:05:29In the interests of cultural relations.
00:05:31None of my relations were cultured.
00:05:33In the interests of cultural relations, you will have to take with you Professor Vushka.
00:05:38Good morning, so sorry.
00:05:50Oh, that's all right. Don't mention it.
00:05:53Crump, I'd like you to meet Professor Anna Vushka.
00:05:56How are you doings?
00:05:58Professor Vushka is the person I was telling you about.
00:06:01What about my caravan?
00:06:03Oh, never mind about that. You can hire another one when you get down there.
00:06:06Professor Vushka is an expert on Roman romance.
00:06:08Yes, I've been examining Hadrian's walls.
00:06:11He only had one.
00:06:12One what?
00:06:13Wall. Hadrian's wall. He had one wall.
00:06:15Oh, I'm terribly sorry, but my English is not yet perfected.
00:06:18Oh, is that all right?
00:06:19I'm glad you two look like hitting it off.
00:06:21Hitting it off? What does hitting it off mean? It means like having it off, no?
00:06:25No, it means establishing a friendly relationship.
00:06:29Oh, that's nice, yes.
00:06:32Well, look after everything, will you, Crump?
00:06:34Yes, of course, Dean.
00:06:35I'll send you a party of students to help with the dig, so good luck, both of you.
00:06:38Thank you, Dean.
00:06:40And no worry, Professor Crump and I will soon be having it off.
00:06:45Hitting it off.
00:06:5440p and I'll save you a bit of the other.
00:06:56Hello, Els.
00:06:57Hello, love.
00:06:58Give us a bit of that for me old man.
00:07:00Give that to your husband and you're in for a night of romance.
00:07:03Ooh!
00:07:04Can I do it in the oven?
00:07:05Do it where you like.
00:07:06Is your kitchen?
00:07:07Ooh!
00:07:0890p and the next lovely lady, please.
00:07:12Oh, where are you going?
00:07:16Going on one of those hill farms.
00:07:18Oh!
00:07:19What about Fred?
00:07:20He's taking the caravan.
00:07:21He's off fishing.
00:07:22What?
00:07:23On his own?
00:07:24No.
00:07:25With Ernie Bragg.
00:07:26Oh, Bragg up the electrical shop.
00:07:28Yes, that's right.
00:07:29Well, what about Ernie's wife?
00:07:30She's coming with me.
00:07:31Hey, talking of Ernie, when's he come to see about that fridge?
00:07:34What do you mean, when's he coming?
00:07:35He came when you nipped out for a pint.
00:07:37He's in there.
00:07:38Oh, no!
00:07:40I've shut the door on him!
00:07:42Ernie!
00:07:43Ernie!
00:07:44Ernie!
00:07:45Ernie!
00:07:46Ernie!
00:07:47Ernie!
00:07:48Ernie!
00:07:49Ernie!
00:07:50Ernie!
00:07:51Ernie!
00:07:52Ernie!
00:07:53Ernie!
00:07:54Ernie!
00:07:55Ernie!
00:07:56Ernie!
00:07:57Ernie!
00:07:58Ernie!
00:07:59Ernie!
00:08:00Ernie!
00:08:01Ernie!
00:08:02Ernie!
00:08:03Ernie!
00:08:04Ernie!
00:08:05Ernie!
00:08:06Ernie!
00:08:07Ernie!
00:08:08Ernie!
00:08:09Ernie!
00:08:10Ernie!
00:08:11Ernie!
00:08:12I've... I... I've got fridge... working.
00:08:20Aye, you have haven't you?
00:08:21I... I... I knew... I knew it was working when I felt it... falling off.
00:08:30Felt what? Falling off?
00:08:33Me... Me... Me... My...
00:08:37Me temperature.
00:08:41Come on, darling. You know you can if you want to. Come on, darling. Show me what you
00:08:54can do. Come on. Help with it. Oh, what a beauty. Hello, darling. How do you do? Oh,
00:09:07what a beauty. He's a miner. I thought it was the milkman. Mummy got hold of him last
00:09:13week. Who, the milkman? The miner bird. What's he doing here, then? Well, he's coming with
00:09:21us. Hang on a minute. Your mother's not coming on holiday with us, is she? What could I say
00:09:27she asked? But where's she going to sleep? I thought we could rent one of those extension
00:09:33tents things that go on the side. Oh, I think he wants to come inside the caravan. Look,
00:09:42if he's coming with us, he's got to get used to staying outside. What's present it
00:09:46rains? We'll buy him an umbrella. Oh, we should have bought a bigger caravan. Should have bought
00:09:56a smaller dog. We'll leave him in the kennels. You know very well he couldn't bear to be parted
00:10:01from us. He might like it in the kennels. He might get in with a nice crowd of dogs and
00:10:06love it. If he doesn't come, I don't go. I'm not leaving him. Now, you behave yourself. Do
00:10:15you hear me? Yes, dear. Because if you get up to anything, I'll find out. Yes, dear. Don't
00:10:20worry, love. I will keep an eye on him. Yes, and who's going to keep an eye on you? Bye-bye. Bye,
00:10:25love. We must be mad letting them two go off together. They're only going fishing. Depends
00:10:36what they're trying to catch. I shouldn't worry, dear. They haven't got much in the way of bait.
00:10:40You remember, you take care of your rods. Hello, Mummy. Hello, darling. Mummy's here.
00:11:05Mummy, you're not bringing those, are you? Well, I can't leave them at home, dear. They'll
00:11:13die. Good. Did you say something? I said good. We've almost finished packing. Now, put that
00:11:19on the table, will you? Bloody hell! Arthur, there is no need for that. Oh, bother me. Bless
00:11:28my soul. I do believe I nearly said a rude word, which isn't surprising because I got a cactus
00:11:33to spike right up my... Arthur!
00:11:55Er, who do we see? I don't know. Look at that!
00:12:01Ooh! Makes you wish you were single, doesn't it? As far as this holiday is concerned,
00:12:08Ernie, we is single. And don't you forget it. Oh. Good day. Er, how do you do, sir? How's
00:12:17the weather been? Oh, excellent. Oh, nice vans, these. Not bad. How long? About 14 feet. No, no,
00:12:25no, no. I mean, how long are you staying? Depends. On what? Whether we get any. So, how long
00:12:32we can stick it? Yes, well, you can stick it up. Over there, by the headroom.
00:12:41Oh, man, the headroom.
00:12:43We're shifting land that's made to build the sewer. We're moving it regardless of expense.
00:12:50We're shifting his remains to delay the council trains. To satisfy the local residents.
00:12:56Oh, fly, I need it.
00:12:58How disgusting! Who are they? Archaeologists. Archaeologists? That's what it said on the side
00:13:08of the van. Well, they all sound drunk to me. So, they're drunken archaeologists.
00:13:13Ah! Arthur! I won't have swearing.
00:13:27Come on, Ernie, what about? I'm just checking me tackle. No need to check mine.
00:13:38Oh, girls. That's what I need. A bit of exercise.
00:13:46Used to be, uh, that part of a murder, you know.
00:13:52Oh, what he loved. I'll get it.
00:14:08Hey! What do you think you're doing? That belongs to me! What are you yelling about?
00:14:23Me ball's burning! Don't stand so close to the fire.
00:14:26You mean the students got here before us?
00:14:33Yes. Where you held up?
00:14:34Yes. Before we were starting, we're having quick bang together.
00:14:37Oh, really?
00:14:38She ran into my caravan.
00:14:40What, for a quick, uh...
00:14:41No, no, it was a collision. She collided with it. Now it's a complete write-off.
00:14:45Oh, Miss Nasty.
00:14:46So we are needing accommodation.
00:14:48Yes. Well, you see, I managed to get the students fixed up all right.
00:14:51Bit of a squeeze, mind you.
00:14:52Well, that won't hurt them. What about us?
00:14:54That is the problem. Those were the only two vans I had for rent.
00:14:57It's okay, it's okay. We're squeezing in somehow.
00:14:59We shall do nothing of the sort. Not with that lot.
00:15:02Oh, it's not worrying me.
00:15:04When I am on expedition to Gobi Desert, I am sharing tents with five men, two goats and one camel.
00:15:11Five men, two goats and a camel?
00:15:14Yes.
00:15:15But weren't you...
00:15:16Oh, yes, I was.
00:15:18But since this time, I'm always coming prepared.
00:15:20Oh, what have you got?
00:15:22I'll show you. Stink remover.
00:15:26Hello, darling.
00:15:27Hold your noise.
00:15:29Get stuffed.
00:15:30What did you say?
00:15:32Show us your knickers.
00:15:34Mummy has got a surprise coming with you, hasn't she, mate?
00:15:37Who's the cheeky boy, then?
00:15:39You are?
00:15:40Eh, stuffed!
00:15:52Olly, Olly, look what Mummy's booked for Possey.
00:15:58Oh!
00:15:59Yes!
00:16:00Isn't that lovely, darling?
00:16:06I do hope he's not annoying you.
00:16:08I do hope he's not annoying you. No, he's all right.
00:16:12That's a lot. Now, hop it.
00:16:16Barnes, this couple wants somewhere to sleep.
00:16:20They'd like to rent your caravan. Bah! We have look.
00:16:23You need look no further, madam. This way, please.
00:16:26Would you mind wiping your feet?
00:16:30Here we are, all ready to move into.
00:16:33Just wants a bit of a sweep out.
00:16:35I've got all the brooms and things in the cupboard here.
00:16:38And you want...
00:16:40Who was living here?
00:16:42I was.
00:16:43How much rent are you asking?
00:16:45Well, I'm only a simple man, you see.
00:16:47I don't understand figures.
00:16:49Thirty quid a week.
00:16:51Thirty pounds? You must be insane.
00:16:54All right, then, all right. Twenty-five. Take it or leave it?
00:16:57We'll leave it.
00:16:58We're taking. Fifteen quids a week.
00:17:01Twenty.
00:17:03Now, look here. The only reason we want this dilapidated mobile hovel
00:17:06is for somewhere to do our operations.
00:17:09Operations?
00:17:11What kind of operations?
00:17:13Somewhere to examine our artefacts.
00:17:15He will be getting them out and I shall be examining them
00:17:18and then sticking labels on them.
00:17:20You do what you like.
00:17:21Still twenty quid a week.
00:17:23Fifteen is last offer, da?
00:17:25Fifteen for my lovely home? Da.
00:17:27Right. I'm not leaving the bed in.
00:17:30Which end is sleeping?
00:17:32Oh, you can't be serious. I mean, look at it.
00:17:38I soon am scrubbing out.
00:17:39No, it's not just that. We can't share a caravan.
00:17:43Oh, you're thinking you're getting crumpet, no?
00:17:45Oh, certainly not!
00:17:47Where on earth did you learn that expression?
00:17:50Crumpet. Crumpet is squashed.
00:17:53It's in dictionary. Crumpet is squashed together.
00:17:57Oh, I see. You mean cramped.
00:18:00It's what I say. Crumpet.
00:18:02Crumpet. Crumpet. Crumpet. Crumpet. Crumpet.
00:18:05Well, you can be cramped here on your own.
00:18:07If you don't mind, I'm going to the pub.
00:18:09I find a room there.
00:18:10Maybe you're getting crumpet in pub also.
00:18:13It says caravans only.
00:18:20Don't worry. I'll soon chat him up.
00:18:29How do you do, ladies?
00:18:30I wonder. Could you help us?
00:18:32Certainly. What seems to be the trouble?
00:18:34Could we camp here tonight?
00:18:36I'm very sorry, girls. It's caravans only.
00:18:39Oh, but you see, my friend's hurt her leg.
00:18:42Has she? Whereabouts?
00:18:44Well, it's all over.
00:18:46I think I must have pulled a muscle.
00:18:48Oh, well, perhaps it needs massaging.
00:18:50Oh, I'm sure it does.
00:18:52Only not while I'm on my bike.
00:18:54No, no, no, of course not.
00:18:55Well, perhaps we could find a quiet little spot around here somewhere.
00:18:58Oh, I think of one.
00:18:59What, to massage it?
00:19:01No, no, no, of course not. To put your tent up.
00:19:04Oh, thanks ever so much.
00:19:06Not at all. I can be any help at all.
00:19:08I'm only too pleased to put it up for you.
00:19:11I'm sure we can manage.
00:19:13Bye.
00:19:14Bye.
00:19:15Bye.
00:19:27I've got a Wickham's fancy, a black gnat, a March brown, and a ginger quill.
00:19:35Phew, it's warm, isn't it?
00:19:37Yes.
00:19:38Phew.
00:19:43I could do some good with these two.
00:19:46I could do some good with them two.
00:19:48Look at that.
00:19:52Look at that.
00:19:53Yes, they are beautiful, aren't they?
00:19:55We could be all right there.
00:19:59Oh.
00:20:00Oh, yes.
00:20:01I suppose we could.
00:20:02What's the matter?
00:20:03Don't we fancy them?
00:20:06Well, it's not that, but...
00:20:08I can't, Fred.
00:20:12What do you mean you can't?
00:20:14Well, I've...
00:20:15I've got a disability.
00:20:18What sort of disability?
00:20:20I...
00:20:21I'd rather not tell you.
00:20:23Oh, Ernest.
00:20:26You can tell Frederick.
00:20:30I talk in my sleep.
00:20:32Here's that all.
00:20:33I can't see how that's going to stop you having...
00:20:37Talk in your sleep.
00:20:39You a missus, you mean?
00:20:40That's what she meant when she said she'd find out.
00:20:43Well, that's lovely, that is.
00:20:45You could have told me before.
00:20:46You could have ruined my bloody holiday, you are.
00:20:49Well, it needn't stop you.
00:20:51Of course it will.
00:20:52Everything I do, you tell you a missus.
00:20:54She'll nip around tell my missus.
00:20:56Well, we could still go fishing.
00:20:58I did not come here to go fishing.
00:21:00I came here to go f...
00:21:01finding other things to do.
00:21:06Would you like to borrow me ginger quill?
00:21:09Sandra?
00:21:11This stone's not working properly.
00:21:13Well, we dropped it, didn't we?
00:21:14Let's have a look.
00:21:20If you fancy them that much, why don't you go outside and chat them up?
00:21:25What, with you around?
00:21:26I might not talk in my sleep.
00:21:29Hmm.
00:21:31Sorry to bother you.
00:21:36Oh, it's...
00:21:38Yes?
00:21:40Well, we can't seem to get our stove working.
00:21:42I wondered whether you could look at it for us.
00:21:45Er, yes.
00:21:46Well, there's nothing missing.
00:21:47No, I can see that.
00:21:49Only we're dying for it.
00:21:51Pardon?
00:21:52A cup of tea.
00:21:53Oh, oh, yes.
00:21:54So are we.
00:21:56Would you like to join us?
00:21:57Oh, we'd love to.
00:21:59Thanks.
00:22:00Carol?
00:22:01Would you like to sit down?
00:22:03Thanks.
00:22:04Pleasure.
00:22:09Hello.
00:22:10A room.
00:22:11What do we need?
00:22:12I will clear the table.
00:22:15Here.
00:22:16Watch my flies.
00:22:17I beg your pardon.
00:22:18Oh.
00:22:19Here, wait.
00:22:20Maybe you're needing.
00:22:21Oops.
00:22:22Here.
00:22:23Careful.
00:22:24You could do me an injury.
00:22:25Yes, easily.
00:22:27So you're not finding room in pub, eh?
00:22:28No, I rang all round, but they're full up.
00:22:29Hmm.
00:22:30So you are sleeping in Caravan, no?
00:22:31I suppose we could divide it up or something.
00:22:33Okay, if you're wishing.
00:22:35But you are going to help me clean up Caravan, no?
00:22:38Oh, no, I've got to go and examine the excavations.
00:22:42Oh, I'm sorry.
00:22:43I'm sorry.
00:22:44I'm sorry.
00:22:45I'm sorry.
00:22:46I'm sorry.
00:22:47I'm sorry.
00:22:48I'm sorry.
00:22:49I'm sorry.
00:22:50I'm sorry.
00:22:51I'm sorry.
00:22:52I'm sorry.
00:22:53I'm sorry.
00:22:54I'm sorry.
00:22:55I'm sorry.
00:22:56I'm sorry.
00:22:57I'm sorry.
00:22:58I'm sorry.
00:22:59I'm sorry.
00:23:00I'm sorry.
00:23:01I'm sorry.
00:23:02Oh, oh.
00:23:03Oh, oh.
00:23:04Oh, oh.
00:23:05Oh, oh.
00:23:06Oh, oh.
00:23:07Oh, oh.
00:23:08There are some people with an enormous dog parked right outside.
00:23:11I know.
00:23:12Well, really, they might have had some consideration.
00:23:14They're right on top of us.
00:23:15You can't expect to feel to yourself, you know.
00:23:17All right, Mummy.
00:23:18Don't fuss.
00:23:19Arthur can move the awning.
00:23:20I am not moving the awning.
00:23:21Arthur, don't be awkward.
00:23:23I am not being awkward.
00:23:25Oh, for heaven's sake.
00:23:26Don't argue over me.
00:23:27It's all very well for you.
00:23:28Arthur, you know I cannot stand squabbling.
00:23:30Oh, my God.
00:23:31Now I've got one of my headaches.
00:23:33Mind you, Alas.
00:23:34It's fucked.
00:23:36It's fucked.
00:23:37What did you say to me?
00:23:39Nothing.
00:23:40It was him.
00:23:41Arthur, how dare you speak to Mummy like that?
00:23:43It was him, I tell you.
00:23:45Go on.
00:23:46Say it again.
00:23:47How do you do?
00:23:49He won't say it now.
00:23:50He won't say it now.
00:23:51For the very good reason he didn't say it in the first place.
00:23:54He may be your husband, Linda, but Arthur never has been and never will be a gentleman.
00:24:01I think it might be better if you slept out here.
00:24:04Don't worry.
00:24:05I wouldn't come in there if you paid me.
00:24:07He's just like your father.
00:24:10He's coarse.
00:24:11And I can't stand coarse men.
00:24:13That's the reason I left him.
00:24:14Well, I'm not leaving, Arthur.
00:24:16Oh, just wait.
00:24:17He'll soon stop shaving and start walking around looking like a tramp.
00:24:20Oh, Mummy, please.
00:24:27It's bird nesting.
00:24:32We're out exactly where these Roman remains are.
00:24:34In the new cesspit.
00:24:41Hey, that's the old cesspit!
00:24:43I'm in the pits!
00:24:44Here.
00:24:45Don't pollute it.
00:24:46Oh, Scrabber.
00:24:47Scrabber no working.
00:24:48Borrowing from comrades.
00:24:49Oh, Scrabber.
00:24:50Scrabber no working.
00:24:51Borrowing from comrades.
00:24:52Oh, Scrabber.
00:24:53Scrabber no working.
00:24:54Borrowing from comrades.
00:24:56Oh, Scrabber.
00:24:57Oh, Scrabber.
00:25:02Scrabber no working.
00:25:05Borrowing from comrades.
00:25:13Excuse, please.
00:25:14Yes?
00:25:15Ah.
00:25:16It's nice.
00:25:17It's very nice, no?
00:25:19In this caravan you're not getting much crumpet, no?
00:25:22Pardon?
00:25:23Crumpet.
00:25:24Yes, that's what I thought you said.
00:25:26You see, I am keeping a, how you say, dirty caravan.
00:25:31Keeping a what?
00:25:32You see, I am having birds in my caravan.
00:25:35You want to come see?
00:25:36No, thank you.
00:25:37Not just now.
00:25:38Therefore, I'm going around camp looking for Scrabbers.
00:25:41Really?
00:25:42Hmm.
00:25:43Well, I suppose we'll start getting our dinner.
00:25:45Oh, er, why, why don't you have dinner with us?
00:25:48Oh, we couldn't.
00:25:50Why not?
00:25:51We've got plenty, haven't we?
00:25:52Oh, yes.
00:25:53We've got, er, roast chicken, roast potatoes, sausages, brussels sprouts and, erm...
00:25:59Stuff in.
00:26:00Unless, of course, you don't fancy it.
00:26:03Oh, no, we quite like it.
00:26:05Providing it's, er, well done.
00:26:07Hmm?
00:26:08Yeah.
00:26:09Shall we do it for them?
00:26:10No.
00:26:12Er, do... do what?
00:26:15Cook the dinner.
00:26:17Well, yeah, if you want to.
00:26:19Come on, then.
00:26:20Oh!
00:26:23Here.
00:26:24That's my Wickham's fancy.
00:26:26Well, it was sticking in me.
00:26:28You're lucky it wasn't his ginger quill.
00:26:36Oh, yes?
00:26:37Hello.
00:26:38Excuse me.
00:26:39You have Scrabbers in Caravan?
00:26:41No.
00:26:42Certainly not.
00:26:43Shoot.
00:26:44Oh, pardon me.
00:26:50Olly?
00:26:51Olly?
00:26:52Olly?
00:26:53Olly?
00:26:54Olly?
00:26:55Olly?
00:26:56Olly?
00:26:57Where's Olly gone?
00:26:58I don't know.
00:26:59Must be round here somewhere.
00:27:01Get stuff.
00:27:02Show us your knickers.
00:27:04Olly!
00:27:05Olly!
00:27:06Olly!
00:27:07Olly!
00:27:08Olly!
00:27:09Olly!
00:27:10Olly!
00:27:11Olly!
00:27:13Olly!
00:27:14Olly!
00:27:15Olly!
00:27:16Olly!
00:27:17Olly!
00:27:18Olly!
00:27:19Olly!
00:27:20Olly!
00:27:21Olly!
00:27:22Olly!
00:27:23Olly!
00:27:24Olly!
00:27:25Olly!
00:27:26Olly!
00:27:27Olly!
00:27:28Olly!
00:27:29Olly!
00:27:30Olly!
00:27:31Olly!
00:27:32Olly!
00:27:33Olly!
00:27:34Olly!
00:27:35Olly!
00:27:36Olly!
00:27:37Olly!
00:27:38Olly!
00:27:39Olly!
00:27:40Olly!
00:27:41Olly!
00:27:42Olly!
00:27:44How are you doing? Fine, thanks.
00:27:56Ah, Mr. Rowlands.
00:27:59I was finding your clothing in the caravan.
00:28:02You were falling into something nasty, no?
00:28:04You can't come in here. You're a woman.
00:28:07Yes, I know. So what? Bath is for men only?
00:28:10Yes.
00:28:11Mr. Rowlands, this is discrimination.
00:28:13In my country, bath is also for women.
00:28:16Yes, but not in here. You have to go next door.
00:28:19Of course. I'm not coming in with you, Mr. Rowlands.
00:28:22I am going next door.
00:28:25Miss, Miss, Miss...
00:28:27Bushka.
00:28:28Bushka, yeah, Miss Bushka.
00:28:29In England, men and women bath separately.
00:28:33Oh, of course. In my country also.
00:28:36Except when there is shortage of hot water.
00:28:40Now, uh, now look, Mr. Oh, Mr.
00:28:52Bushka.
00:28:52Yes, Miss Bushka.
00:28:53Now you will please take care of my clothing. Hang them up.
00:28:56Well, I...
00:28:56Oh, well, I...
00:28:58Oh, well, I mean, Miss Bushka...
00:29:00Oh, dear.
00:29:01Oh, ha, ha.
00:29:04Oh, ha, ha, ha.
00:29:06Not mine.
00:29:07Ha, ha, ha.
00:29:08The hers.
00:29:11Ha, ha, ha.
00:29:13Yes.
00:29:13Oh, well, Mr. Dane.
00:29:15Ha, ha, ha.
00:29:16Ha, ha.
00:29:17It's gone.
00:29:27Yes, look.
00:29:28But how did it get out?
00:29:29Well, Arthur must have done it.
00:29:31Oh, he wouldn't, Mummy.
00:29:32Well, where is he?
00:29:33He went for a shower.
00:29:34Well, then let's go over and find him.
00:29:36Oh, look, I don't know where he is.
00:29:38We should never have brought him.
00:29:40Well, my knee's gone off into the woods.
00:29:42Shall I go and have a look?
00:29:43Yeah, I'm having a shower.
00:29:47Hello.
00:30:05How are you doing?
00:30:10You're a woman.
00:30:12Yes.
00:30:13Bloody hell.
00:30:17Hello.
00:30:23How are you doing?
00:30:25I thought it was men in there.
00:30:27It's truth.
00:30:28But it's only one, I think.
00:30:33Well, she can go in there.
00:30:35So can I.
00:30:35Oh, I do beg your pardon.
00:30:44My husband has one just like yours.
00:30:47The same colour.
00:30:49It's also creased and mingled.
00:30:54Well, you've both got one the same.
00:30:56See if you can get a bottle of Sautern.
00:31:06It's only a local pub, lovely.
00:31:07Probably end up with Grumpy.
00:31:10Hey!
00:31:11No!
00:31:15What about you a disability, then?
00:31:16Oh, I've thought about that.
00:31:18If I keep calling Carol Charlie, I'll be all right.
00:31:22What good will that do?
00:31:24Well, if I talk in my sleep, it won't sound so bad.
00:31:27The wife will think I'm talking about a fella.
00:31:30Could sound a bloody sight worse.
00:31:31Eh?
00:31:32Give the kiss.
00:31:33Oh, shut up.
00:31:35I think we'll move on in the morning.
00:31:37Oh, yes.
00:31:38These caravan sights are all the like.
00:31:40They're all married couples.
00:31:41There's never any fellas.
00:31:42Well, apart from those two.
00:31:44Blimey, not after them, are you?
00:31:46Are you kidding?
00:31:46You can tell they're married.
00:31:48Still, we are getting their dinner for nothing.
00:31:50Don't kid yourself.
00:31:51We aren't getting it for nothing.
00:31:53Oh, yes, we are.
00:31:54Oh, no, we're not.
00:31:55We're flipping.
00:31:56We've got to cook it.
00:31:57Oh.
00:31:58Hey, where's the fat gold?
00:32:00Mind your...
00:32:01Where's it gone?
00:32:08A dirty great dog's got it.
00:32:10Oh.
00:32:11What is it?
00:32:39Oh, dinner?
00:32:41Well, can't be helped.
00:32:42No, it was our fault.
00:32:44Hey, look, we were just going out for a meal.
00:32:46Oh, yes.
00:32:48Why not come with us?
00:32:49All right.
00:32:50Why not?
00:32:51We're going to get some clothes on.
00:32:52Why bother?
00:32:53Ollie?
00:32:54Ollie?
00:32:55Hello, darling.
00:32:57Hello, darling.
00:32:58Show us your knickers.
00:32:59There's a man in those bushes.
00:33:08Oh, really?
00:33:09Yes, he said something.
00:33:10Oh, he did, did he?
00:33:12What did he say?
00:33:13Well, it was...
00:33:14rude.
00:33:16Oh, like that, is it?
00:33:18Well, don't worry.
00:33:19I'll not tolerate people like that on my camp.
00:33:21I'll have him packed and away from here the moment I catch it.
00:33:27Oh, what a beauty.
00:33:29You're around here somewhere, mate.
00:33:30I can hear you.
00:33:31Get stuffed.
00:33:33And that's how you're going to end up.
00:33:35Oh, what a beauty.
00:34:05Oh, what a beauty.
00:34:07Oh, what a beauty.
00:34:10I'm going to go away.
00:34:13What?
00:34:14I'm after the bird.
00:34:15You filthy...
00:34:16Oh, you maniac.
00:34:18Get up.
00:34:20You frightened it away.
00:34:21Frightened what away?
00:34:22The minor bird.
00:34:24Hey.
00:34:27Hey, have you seen a big dog around here anywhere?
00:34:29Look, I've got better things to do than look for dogs, mate.
00:34:32There's a couple of quid in it for you if you find him.
00:34:34Two pallets. Leave it to me, sir. I'll find them.
00:34:37What's he look like?
00:34:38Ow!
00:34:54Hey, hurry!
00:35:04Oh, no, no!
00:35:18That's not a chicken!
00:35:20It's turned into black bangers.
00:35:22When are they?
00:35:26We had to go out dinner in oven. Charming.
00:35:29Just like being married to them.
00:35:31Oh, no, that smells...
00:35:38Well, if this is the new cesspit, why is all the earth over there?
00:35:41Perhaps they're using for filling in old holes.
00:35:44Oh, yes. I never thought of that.
00:35:55An interesting example of Roman tessellation.
00:35:58Is name for what they're doing, huh?
00:36:01It simply means various Roman pieces get laid on cement.
00:36:07It's very uncomfortable for them, no?
00:36:10Professor...
00:36:11Bushka.
00:36:12Bushka.
00:36:13Professor Bushka, you are the Roman expert.
00:36:15Would you say this was some sort of Roman temple?
00:36:17No, Professor Cromper, no.
00:36:18It's no temple.
00:36:19In my opinion, it's a place where Roman soldiers are coming for drinking and for women and for...
00:36:22Yes, quite. I know what you mean.
00:36:23What is name for a place like this in English?
00:36:24In English?
00:36:25Just a place where soldiers are coming for drinking and for women and for...
00:36:26Yes, yes. It's called the Naffy.
00:36:27Naffy. Ah.
00:36:28So this is Roman Naffy, you know?
00:36:29Yes.
00:36:30Da, da, da.
00:36:31And lady taking money at door is...
00:36:32Naffy Keeper, no?
00:36:33Oh, yeah.
00:36:34Yeah, she is.
00:36:35In which case we are outside main camp on perimeter, meaning...
00:36:38Meaning that main camp is buried underneath caravan site.
00:36:56But would they have this establishment so far away?
00:36:59Oh, it's not far walk from camp.
00:37:01Yeah, it's an awful long way to walk back.
00:37:02Anyway, tomorrow we are poking holes all over Nelson and will...
00:37:04Oh, but in public room, it's not possible!
00:37:07poking holes all over caravan site with spikes.
00:37:09I don't think they'll like that at all.
00:37:11Oh, it's all right. We're poking early.
00:37:15Before others are awake.
00:37:17Oh, yes, yes.
00:37:22Oh, Professor Krumfer, what are you doing?
00:37:26I slipped. You understand? I slipped.
00:37:30His atmosphere of room enough be affecting you, no?
00:37:32Yeah, what do you mean?
00:37:34I mean, place where soldiers are coming for drinking and for winter.
00:37:37I, I, I, I never touch it.
00:37:39Never?
00:37:40Never.
00:37:40Perhaps you should try it.
00:37:42Certainly not.
00:37:43We have saying in Russia.
00:37:47Oh, what does it mean?
00:37:48Never look if bird in beaker.
00:37:54Time you had a shave, huh?
00:38:01I give all that with me.
00:38:04Cheers.
00:38:07I think he's hungry.
00:38:09There you are.
00:38:11I, I don't think he's had any, did he?
00:38:13I don't know about that.
00:38:14He's had most of ours.
00:38:15I wonder where that chicken went.
00:38:18I don't know.
00:38:19Come to that, where did them birds get to?
00:38:22I'm not really worried.
00:38:23There's plenty of them where they come from.
00:38:25Oh, come on, enjoy yourself.
00:38:27We're supposed to be on holiday.
00:38:27I am enjoying myself.
00:38:30But you don't look like it.
00:38:31Well, I was.
00:38:32So you picked them birds up.
00:38:35Now I can't think of anything else.
00:38:38You know his trouble, don't you?
00:38:39He's crumpet-struck.
00:38:41I like that.
00:38:42So do we.
00:38:43It's you that's crumpet-struck.
00:38:46I wanted to go fishing.
00:38:48All right.
00:38:49You want to go fishing, we will go fishing.
00:38:52And bring us that plonk with you.
00:38:54He, he, good, that.
00:38:56Ollie!
00:38:58Ollie!
00:39:01Good, help us.
00:39:02All right, didn't I?
00:39:25Well, where was he?
00:39:28Must have been seven or eight miles away.
00:39:30Ollie, Ollie.
00:39:32I promised you a couple of quid.
00:39:33Yeah.
00:39:34Yes, that's mine.
00:39:36One.
00:39:36Get off.
00:39:37Funny little chap.
00:39:38Two.
00:39:40Little lad's trying to take me money.
00:39:43Mind, sir, I'm not complaining.
00:39:45But I must have used a couple of quids with a Wellington bull.
00:39:47Oh, bringing him back.
00:39:49Oh, Joe, give him some more.
00:39:51Little cat.
00:39:51Oh, oh, got some cold oats, hasn't he?
00:39:54Must be healthy.
00:39:55Thank you, madam.
00:40:01Ah, Mr. Burns, I'm wanting you very badly.
00:40:04Why?
00:40:04What's the matter with him?
00:40:05We are thinking.
00:40:07Perhaps you're finding something in the alluvium.
00:40:09Don't tell me it's blocked up again.
00:40:11What she means is, we've just been in that hole you dug.
00:40:13Have you?
00:40:14Well, there's a proper one over there.
00:40:17When you are digging hole, perhaps you're finding some artifacts, no?
00:40:21Art in what?
00:40:21You know, old Roman relics, and swords, brooches, helmets.
00:40:26Oh, oh, oh, yes, I see.
00:40:28I was supposing I did.
00:40:30We are wanting.
00:40:31Ah, yes, but what I find is mine.
00:40:33Well, we're willing to pay you for the articles.
00:40:36All right, now you're talking.
00:40:38I'll bring you some round in the morning.
00:40:40Da.
00:40:43Hello, darling.
00:40:44Show us your pickles.
00:40:47Come on, do you want stuff in?
00:40:48Ah.
00:40:49That's what I call a Roman artifact.
00:40:59Oh, yes.
00:41:13Here, you might knock or something.
00:41:15I was getting undressed.
00:41:16Is luxury undressing an expedition?
00:41:19When I was in Gobi Desert, we did not undress for ten weeks.
00:41:22You didn't take your clothes off for ten weeks?
00:41:25Well, most of them.
00:41:27Ah, I see.
00:41:28You see, it's necessary.
00:41:29If not, someone's stealing them.
00:41:31Oh, that won't happen here, I assure you.
00:41:33Great.
00:41:48It's good enough for Julius Caesar.
00:41:50Not back here.
00:41:51Who cares?
00:41:58Fred?
00:41:58Careful.
00:41:59You nearly chipped over that roll.
00:42:01Are you ready?
00:42:02You've got to be more careful, Fred.
00:42:03You could have...
00:42:03Ah, you're going to be...
00:42:14Hey, there's a gas stove.
00:42:21We do not want it, Ernest.
00:42:22Neither do we.
00:42:24I'll tell you what, I'll take it back to their tent.
00:42:28Good idea, Hearn.
00:42:29Yeah, then there is no excuse for them to come round here
00:42:33disreputate... disreputate... disreputate in our tranquility.
00:42:39Admirally put, Hearn.
00:42:40Thank you, Fred.
00:42:42Who's a good guardian?
00:42:44Look, you and I talk...
00:42:46Hearn!
00:42:49Hearnis!
00:42:50Is you all right?
00:42:51I've dropped it.
00:42:54Ah, I've found it.
00:42:55He he he!
00:42:56Shhh!
00:43:05All right, Fred.
00:43:10I'm in bed, Professor.
00:43:13Are you ready?
00:43:14Ready for what?
00:43:15For turning off the light.
00:43:17Oh, yes!
00:43:19Good night.
00:43:20I'm ready for it.
00:43:28What happened?
00:43:30Must be a strike of lightning, no?
00:43:32I've been struck!
00:43:34Oh, I'm injured!
00:43:36Oh, my head is broken!
00:43:39Oh, no, no, no, worry!
00:43:40I am coming soon!
00:43:41Oh!
00:43:46Professor Crumpe!
00:43:48Professor Crumpe!
00:43:50Ah, professor Crumpe!
00:43:52No worry!
00:43:53I'm bandaging your bleeding head!
00:43:55What the hell did that, then?
00:43:57has been struck by strike of lightning no you perhaps doctors why where's it hurt no
00:44:06must be finding doctor's man is injured but what man is professor of archaeology
00:44:12is bleeding terrible never mind his qualifications is he hurt badly he's hurt badly
00:44:16done is in caravan don't worry i will handle it thank you is very nice thank you he was a
00:44:22dance corporal in the army medical corps yeah i'm going finding ambulance
00:44:41how is it have you got a mirror why are we going out i want a mirror
00:44:52oh good morning good night boy
00:44:57it's me
00:44:59it's me
00:45:08is
00:45:13is he dead of course he's dead
00:45:31then what's the mirror for
00:45:36i want a second opinion
00:45:38go on
00:45:43have a look
00:45:46he's still there
00:45:51is the glass misted over
00:45:54no
00:45:59he's dead
00:46:01ah no i'm not i'm not am i
00:46:06he must have been holding his breath
00:46:08oh
00:46:10it's all right lovely boy you're in good hands
00:46:13what are you
00:46:14a butcher
00:46:14oh no
00:46:16it's all right i knows what i'm doing
00:46:18haven't they got any real doctors just relax tell me where it hurts i'll start with your legs
00:46:23oh oh
00:46:24ah that hurts
00:46:26oh oh it hurts all over
00:46:30i suspect multiple fractions we need splints
00:46:35come on don't hang about bring the damn thing off
00:46:39oh no
00:46:40relax
00:46:41oh my theodolite's broken what'll we do
00:46:53we better put a splint on that as well
00:46:55here we are my dear
00:47:15bless you
00:47:16bless you
00:47:17oh
00:47:17now you're not to worry
00:47:19i'm sure he's going to be perfectly all right
00:47:21it's such a great pity
00:47:22he was such a good colleague
00:47:24and to be struck down just as we were having it off
00:47:27really
00:47:28just damn hard luck there
00:47:31happened to a friend of mine in india
00:47:34yes he was up in the jungle with the colonel's wife you know
00:47:37he fell off an elephant
00:47:38oh no
00:47:40having it off is not right
00:47:42oh i wouldn't say that
00:47:43i mean
00:47:44these days
00:47:45i suppose you won't want to be going back to that caravan of yours tonight
00:47:51will you
00:47:52why not
00:47:52well you know i mean
00:47:54painful associations
00:47:56um
00:47:57what i mean is
00:47:58what i mean is
00:48:00you could sleep here if you wanted
00:48:03that is most kind of you
00:48:05all that digging to do
00:48:08you want a good rest
00:48:11you might want to
00:48:13thank you but i'm already getting plenty
00:48:15yes but i'm not
00:48:17then i must not keep you awake any longer major
00:48:19i'm sorry major but i'm not loving you
00:48:24yes but
00:48:25you see
00:48:27when i love a man
00:48:28i give him everything
00:48:29i give it all
00:48:30but i don't want it all
00:48:34i just want a bit
00:48:37hey hey hey hey
00:48:39oh
00:48:41oh
00:48:41hey
00:48:41hey
00:48:42hey
00:48:42hey give us a kiss
00:48:43bye
00:48:44bye
00:48:45bye
00:48:45thank you
00:48:47see you tomorrow
00:48:47bye
00:48:48bye
00:48:48bye
00:48:49bye
00:48:49bye
00:48:49bye
00:48:50bye
00:48:50what happened
00:48:53oh
00:48:53oh
00:48:54oh
00:48:55oh
00:48:56oh dear
00:48:56it was struck by lightning
00:48:58we haven't had any lightning
00:48:59we have out here
00:49:01that's what did it
00:49:04you were mending it
00:49:06aye well
00:49:07ernie put it back into a tent
00:49:09see and
00:49:09blew it up
00:49:11well
00:49:12what are you going to do about it
00:49:14when are we going to sleep tonight
00:49:16shh not so loud
00:49:17i'll tell you what
00:49:19come in a van
00:49:20and we'll
00:49:21discuss it
00:49:22all right ladies
00:49:29i'll just
00:49:30make yourselves
00:49:31comfortable
00:49:31and don't worry
00:49:33we'll buy a new tent
00:49:34oh yes
00:49:35and er
00:49:36new bedding
00:49:37new
00:49:38whatever else you lost
00:49:40what tonight
00:49:41oh
00:49:42not tonight
00:49:43be reasonable
00:49:43tonight you just have to
00:49:45sleep here
00:49:46all right then
00:49:49oh by the way
00:49:52where are you two sleeping
00:49:53where do you think
00:49:56now let's take a look at his head
00:50:04oh
00:50:05oh
00:50:06all right we'll soon have you on your feet
00:50:08oh i feel so queer
00:50:09yes of course you do
00:50:10oh
00:50:11oh
00:50:12oh
00:50:12oh
00:50:13oh
00:50:13oh
00:50:14oh
00:50:14oh
00:50:15oh
00:50:15oh
00:50:16oh
00:50:16oh
00:50:17oh
00:50:17oh
00:50:18oh
00:50:18oh
00:50:19oh
00:50:19oh
00:50:19oh
00:50:20oh
00:50:20oh
00:50:21oh
00:50:21oh
00:50:22oh
00:50:22oh
00:50:23oh
00:50:23oh
00:50:24it's tomato sauce
00:50:25tomato sauce
00:50:26or tomato ketchup
00:50:27what's the difference
00:50:28two beer bottle
00:50:29is it
00:50:30anyway it's not blathered
00:50:31well i don't understand
00:50:33neither do i
00:50:33so there's absolutely nothing wrong with him
00:50:35well apart from that splinter in his
00:50:36yes well that's quite enough isn't it
00:50:38well i'll attend to it in a minute
00:50:40meanwhile i think you owe us some sort of explanation
00:50:42er i do
00:50:43yeah i mean you come in here
00:50:44covered in tomato sauce
00:50:45and lashed up to a theodolite with a splinter in your
00:50:47oh well i'm all confused
00:50:48it's all dreadfully confusing
00:50:51now we're alone
00:50:52try and remember exactly what happened
00:50:54well
00:50:54i got into bed
00:50:56and miss vushka
00:50:57turned out the light
00:50:59so you were in bed with a miss vushka
00:51:00no i was up to the other end
00:51:02the other end of what
00:51:05the caravan
00:51:06she was up to the one end
00:51:08i was up the other
00:51:09and i suddenly
00:51:10saw
00:51:11a quick flash
00:51:12oh
00:51:13did you
00:51:14yes
00:51:14yes
00:51:15i thought at first it was lightning
00:51:17but then i suddenly received this
00:51:18violent blow to the head
00:51:19and after that i don't remember
00:51:21anything
00:51:22just a moment
00:51:23i think i know where your splinter came from
00:51:25do you where
00:51:26from your splint
00:51:28oh
00:51:28well
00:51:29well it's dreadfully painful
00:51:30do you think you could
00:51:31get it out
00:51:32i'll take a look at it
00:51:34yes
00:51:34it's a big one doctor
00:51:36yes i know
00:51:38but it's only a small splinter
00:51:40hello
00:51:53hello
00:51:53hello
00:51:53hello
00:51:54hello
00:51:54thank you
00:51:56professor crumpe
00:52:02you're recovering
00:52:03yes except for a very sore toe
00:52:05big toe
00:52:06poor professor crumpe
00:52:08but never mind
00:52:09we're up nice and early
00:52:10and bushy tail for making holes
00:52:11yes but you mind if i have a cup of tea first
00:52:14no first we're making holes professor crumpe
00:52:16dig your own hole
00:52:19hello darling
00:52:26mummy's still asleep
00:52:29thanks
00:52:29how did you sleep
00:52:31rotten
00:52:32so did i
00:52:33i missed you
00:52:35well you told me to sleep out here
00:52:37i'm sorry
00:52:38only you made me angry
00:52:40the trouble is now mummy's moved into the caravan
00:52:43i don't know if we can
00:52:44well that's all right
00:52:45you can sleep out here with me
00:52:47but it's only a single bed
00:52:49there's plenty of room
00:52:50look i'll show you
00:52:52stop it
00:52:53your way
00:52:53ow
00:52:55what are you doing
00:52:58i've just trodden in my breakfast
00:53:00well i wish you'd do it more quietly
00:53:02lovely new laid eggs
00:53:10whoa
00:53:13whoa
00:53:15oh it must be a roman egg
00:53:18oh dear old lord
00:53:19oh i can't get away from myself
00:53:22ah you're hitting underground spring
00:53:28it's the water main
00:53:29pshh
00:53:40someone's coming
00:53:56morning
00:54:07morning
00:54:08morning
00:54:09nearly admiring the view
00:54:13i was looking over there
00:54:20i was looking over there
00:54:21that happens to be my wife
00:54:25oh
00:54:26i must say you cook scornflicks much better than herness does
00:54:47thanks
00:54:48when are we going shopping
00:54:50oh you mean the tent
00:54:52and the rest
00:54:53we've lost all our clothes and everything
00:54:55i don't know how you did it
00:54:58well i don't neither
00:55:00to tell you the truth i think it was because we had too much wine
00:55:04oh
00:55:05ah
00:55:06balance
00:55:07what's that
00:55:08it's a genuine roman helmet
00:55:10oh isn't it
00:55:11looks more like an old tin hat with a rim knocked off
00:55:13yeah well you're not an archaeologist are you
00:55:15yes well now look i'm getting reports that the showers aren't working properly
00:55:19don't ask me i'll never use them
00:55:21well that's obvious
00:55:22well now uh i'll check inside
00:55:25you uh look at the stopcock
00:55:27damn vandals
00:55:37some damn fools turn them off
00:55:39turn them dancing off
00:55:40turn them off you turn them off you witter than i am
00:55:46and that's a matter of opinion
00:55:50ah
00:55:51oh
00:55:52oh
00:55:53oh
00:55:54oh
00:55:55oh
00:55:56oh
00:55:57oh
00:55:58oh
00:55:59oh
00:56:00oh
00:56:01oh
00:56:02oh
00:56:03oh
00:56:04oh
00:56:05oh
00:56:06oh
00:56:07oh
00:56:08oh
00:56:09people on this site. you're making it out. I am not. and what about that peeping Tom? I'd like to know what he's...
00:56:26oh hello major. no sign of him I suppose. sign of whom? my minor bird. oh no no no.
00:56:33what do we intend to do is to broadcast the fact that he's lost. broadcast it?
00:56:37yes from our new public address system. come with me. I'll show it to you.
00:56:51damn it man that's not the color I ordered. it's what we were given.
00:56:55I ordered leaf green. that's not leaf green. you'll have to change it.
00:57:01are you finished? just about. well I'm glad something's finished. we're opening this damn place on Saturday.
00:57:06sit down my dear. no. come on. we'll try it.
00:57:13well I haven't finished testing it yet. that's just what I'm about to do.
00:57:16good morning caravanners. this is major leap speaking.
00:57:28speaking.
00:57:29and this is one of the amenities we have installed to make your stay here more enjoyable.
00:57:40all the site news at regular intervals and any urgent messages. it will also enable me to keep in touch with my staff and see that they're doing their jobs properly.
00:57:47and now. one or two reminders of site regulations.
00:57:54these are made for everybody's benefit.
00:58:01and now.
00:58:14someone.
00:58:21someone.
00:58:22has deliberately ripped one off.
00:58:24and for those responsible for puncturing the water.
00:58:27a warning.
00:58:30a valuable talking minor bird.
00:58:34and that is all for the moment. message ends.
00:58:36message ends.
00:58:37that order gets some results.
00:58:40good stuff.
00:58:45we are arriving on site making preliminary survey.
00:58:48professor crumpe and i are living in caravan together.
00:58:54we have been all over the site poking.
00:58:57look don't you think it would be better if i wrote the report?
00:59:00who is expert on romans? you or i?
00:59:03you are.
00:59:04then will you please continue professor crumpe.
00:59:07first we are finding remains of roman paving.
00:59:12showing pictures of an erotic nature.
00:59:16one of the pictures is showing an um a weenus.
00:59:21a what?
00:59:23a weenus.
00:59:25certainly you must know what a weenus is not.
00:59:27oh is that one thing or the other really is it?
00:59:30a weenus professor crumpe.
00:59:32is the goddess of love.
00:59:34oh you mean a venus.
00:59:36is what i am saying.
00:59:37weenus.
00:59:38weenus.
00:59:39ah.
00:59:40yes.
00:59:41okay.
00:59:42next to her is standing.
00:59:43your man who's holding his.
00:59:45ah i don't know word.
00:59:47you are seeing what man is holding in his hand no?
00:59:49yes.
00:59:50what are you calling it in english?
00:59:52well you have a very large choice really.
00:59:55no it's not.
00:59:56it's one short word.
00:59:57much to the point.
00:59:58well it's it's long weapon with bend in middle.
01:00:02oh you mean a bow.
01:00:04bow bow.
01:00:05oh a bow.
01:00:06a bow and arrow.
01:00:07i thought you meant the chap was firing it.
01:00:08in england we call him cupid or eros.
01:00:11it's not mattering professor crumpe.
01:00:13you will continue now.
01:00:14no.
01:00:15he is firing harrow.
01:00:18which is hitting people in arts.
01:00:21in what?
01:00:22hitting people in arts.
01:00:24yeah.
01:00:25arts.
01:00:26arts.
01:00:27arts.
01:00:28oh i see.
01:00:30there.
01:00:31that.
01:00:32it is time for knocking it off.
01:00:40for what?
01:00:48you shouldn't have brought us all this.
01:00:50no it was never so nice of you.
01:00:51still.
01:00:52we'll make it up to you.
01:00:53oh.
01:00:54i wonder what they'd like.
01:00:56we'll soon have this up for you.
01:00:58oh thanks.
01:00:59anyway.
01:01:00we'll just pop in the caravan and get our things off.
01:01:06do you reckon?
01:01:08it looks like it.
01:01:09waste of time putting it up then.
01:01:12i wouldn't say that earl.
01:01:18hi.
01:01:19we're ready.
01:01:21shout out.
01:01:23all right.
01:01:28where are you going?
01:01:29swimming.
01:01:30see you.
01:01:31bye.
01:01:36forget about them.
01:01:39eh?
01:01:40oh.
01:01:41oh i have.
01:01:42no you haven't.
01:01:43you were brooding over that sandra.
01:01:46well i was beginning to enjoy myself.
01:01:49be philosophical.
01:01:51plenty of time to pick up two more.
01:01:54not like sandra.
01:01:57if you ask me.
01:01:58we had a lucky escape.
01:01:59it's a nice pub.
01:02:00it reminds me of the one we used to have.
01:02:04oh.
01:02:05you had a pub?
01:02:06yes.
01:02:07until my husband gave it up.
01:02:09oh.
01:02:10damned hard work running a pub.
01:02:12it was too hard for him.
01:02:13he got worn out just sitting there watching me do all the work.
01:02:16are you?
01:02:17separated.
01:02:18yes.
01:02:19i haven't seen my husband for ten years.
01:02:21careful not.
01:02:22no thank you.
01:02:23he was enough.
01:02:24no.
01:02:27be careful not to drink it.
01:02:29no i think i'm all right.
01:02:31i do too.
01:02:33major.
01:02:34no i'm sorry.
01:02:35i mean not in here.
01:02:38i had an idea.
01:02:40what about popping back to my caravan.
01:02:42for a quick one.
01:02:43yes.
01:02:44why not.
01:02:45good night.
01:02:46oh.
01:02:47good night madam.
01:02:48good night.
01:02:49good night.
01:02:50good night.
01:02:51good night major.
01:02:52he's a guard he is.
01:02:53he calls himself a major.
01:02:54isn't he that?
01:02:55more like a major disaster.
01:02:56yeah.
01:02:57he's got the caravan site down the road.
01:02:58he's most likely nipping back.
01:02:59see if it's still there.
01:03:00what do you mean somebody might have nicked it?
01:03:01no.
01:03:02might have gone down one of them holes.
01:03:03down one of what holes?
01:03:04oh.
01:03:05down one of what holes?
01:03:06oh.
01:03:07the old perishing field is full of big holes.
01:03:08it's the underground mining workings.
01:03:09i reckon the roman's dug them.
01:03:10well we're up there and we haven't seen any holes.
01:03:11no.
01:03:12you're not likely to until the ground opens and down you go one of them.
01:03:15yeah.
01:03:16listen.
01:03:17he paid two thousand quid for that bit of land.
01:03:19two thousand quid!
01:03:20i do not think that is very funny.
01:03:21nor me.
01:03:34why you laughing?
01:03:35because i'm the one who sold it to him.
01:03:40I do not think that is very funny.
01:03:43Nor me. Why are you laughing?
01:03:45Because I'm the one who sold it to him!
01:03:48Ha-ha-ha! Hooray!
01:03:57That's not funny.
01:03:59Major, I do believe you're trying to get me sloshed.
01:04:02Oh, no, there's no need to.
01:04:05Oh, what I mean was...
01:04:08Only a damn swine would try and get a girl drunk first.
01:04:14First?
01:04:15Well, if you damn wish, I'm getting a drunk after...
01:04:18No. Oh, no.
01:04:20What I meant, ah, yes, what I meant...
01:04:23Would you care for a spot of music?
01:04:25Yes, why not?
01:04:29Ha-ha! This will get you in the mood for it.
01:04:33Get me in the mood for what?
01:04:34A spot of the old Al Jaffala.
01:04:36Ha-ha-ha!
01:04:39Oh, this will get you going!
01:04:42Ha-ha-ha!
01:04:43It certainly will.
01:04:45Good night, and thank you for a most delightful evening.
01:04:50What a peculiar woman.
01:05:00Oh, he wants to go out.
01:05:02Good.
01:05:03Oh, no!
01:05:05Oh, no!
01:05:06Oh, no!
01:05:11Come on, close the door.
01:05:12He's nippy in here.
01:05:16And come back to bed.
01:05:17Well, look, somebody's got to let him in.
01:05:19Oh, down hell with him.
01:05:23Joe?
01:05:24Joe?
01:05:25He's gone into next door's tent thing.
01:05:27Oh, no!
01:05:28Oh, no!
01:05:29Oh, no!
01:05:38Oh, no!
01:05:39Oh, no!
01:05:40Oh, no!
01:05:41Oh, no!
01:05:42Oh, no!
01:05:43Oh, no!
01:05:44Oh, no!
01:05:49Oh, I say I'm most awfully sorry.
01:05:51He didn't half give me a turn.
01:05:53Well, where is he?
01:05:54Under there.
01:05:55Oh!
01:05:56Oh!
01:05:57Oh!
01:05:58Oh!
01:05:59Oh!
01:06:00Oh!
01:06:01Oh!
01:06:02We slipped up.
01:06:04I couldn't help it.
01:06:05She came in after it.
01:06:07She came in after it.
01:06:08I just tried to grab hold of it.
01:06:10Oh, yes.
01:06:17What's the matter?
01:06:18I'd like you to sleep in the annex.
01:06:20Why?
01:06:21Because from now on, Arthur is sleeping in here.
01:06:23Oh, all right, but I thought he was happy out there.
01:06:25He was.
01:06:26Too happy.
01:06:33Hello, darling.
01:06:35Show us your knickers.
01:06:51Professor Crump?
01:06:52Professor Crump?
01:06:53Professor Crump?
01:06:55Yes?
01:06:57You were talking in your sleep.
01:06:59Oh, I was.
01:07:00Was I?
01:07:01You was.
01:07:02What was I saying?
01:07:03You were saying,
01:07:04Darling, let me see your knickers.
01:07:07Oh, yes.
01:07:08Well, ah, no.
01:07:09I expect what I probably said was,
01:07:12show us your knicker.
01:07:14Ah, knicker.
01:07:15Is only one leg, no?
01:07:16No, it's a slang expression,
01:07:17meaning a pound.
01:07:19Expression for money.
01:07:20So you're wanting to know where I'm hiding my money?
01:07:22Yes, that's right, of course.
01:07:24In my sleep, of course.
01:07:25I mean, I don't know what I'm saying in my sleep.
01:07:27Then how you know I'm hiding my money in my knickers?
01:07:29Well, I didn't know.
01:07:30But are you?
01:07:31Certainly.
01:07:32It's only a safe place in explorations.
01:07:33It depends on what you're exploring.
01:07:36Professor Crumper.
01:07:37Where are you hiding yours?
01:07:39I'm not hiding anything.
01:07:40I keep mine in my trousers.
01:07:41Really?
01:07:42Good morning.
01:07:43Good morning.
01:07:44Good morning.
01:07:46Are you all right?
01:07:47You look awful.
01:07:48Me and Harness had a evening out last night.
01:07:50Yes, we heard you coming home.
01:07:52Well, we haven't seen much of you lately.
01:07:54We've taken up archaeology.
01:07:56Oh, I'm not.
01:07:57I'm not.
01:07:58I'm not.
01:07:59I'm not.
01:08:00I'm not.
01:08:01I'm not.
01:08:02I'm not.
01:08:03I'm not.
01:08:04I'm not.
01:08:05I'm not.
01:08:06I'm not.
01:08:07I'm not.
01:08:08I'm not.
01:08:09I'm not.
01:08:10I'm not.
01:08:11I'm not.
01:08:12I'm not.
01:08:13I'm not.
01:08:14Beauty.
01:08:15Have you dug anything up?
01:08:16Yes, a couple of roaming soldiers.
01:08:182,000 years old.
01:08:19They won't do you much good.
01:08:21Oh, I don't know.
01:08:22They look better than you do now.
01:08:24That's a good one!
01:08:26Ed?
01:08:27Ed?
01:08:28Goodbye.
01:08:29See you later.
01:08:30Could I speak to Mr O'Sullivan will you?
01:08:33Bounds, get rid of that.
01:08:35Right.
01:08:37Oh dear.
01:08:40Dear oh dear!
01:08:41You haven't made ash of them.
01:08:42It's your Gardner, mate. He's had the colour change five times.
01:08:46You want to get that lot off, mate, and start again.
01:08:49You get it off. We ain't got any paint stripper.
01:08:52Ask him to get you some.
01:08:54You ask him.
01:08:56Right. We want a girl singer for the cabaret.
01:09:01It's a bad line. Stop that hammering!
01:09:04Hello. It's about them chairs.
01:09:06Barnes, please. I'm on long distance.
01:09:09You'll all have to come off. Barnes?
01:09:11I'm talking to a theatrical agent.
01:09:14I'm very sorry about that. Where was I?
01:09:16We need a stripper. We need a stripper.
01:09:18Barnes, what are you going on about?
01:09:21We need a paint stripper for them chairs.
01:09:24Well, you can't have any. Now get out of it!
01:09:28I'm desperately sorry about that. Where was I?
01:09:30Oh, you've got just a girl. Oh, jolly girl.
01:09:32I'll leave it all to you, shall I?
01:09:34Veronica. Yeah.
01:09:36As long as she can get here by eight, will you? Right? Goodbye.
01:09:40You're doing very well. That's very good, Clive.
01:09:47Thank you, sir. Creep.
01:09:49Yes, carry on scraping.
01:09:51What do you make of it?
01:09:57It's old Roman tool.
01:09:59Must have been a very old Roman.
01:10:03Just to remind you that the clubhouse will be opened in one hour from now.
01:10:09Ah, Barnes.
01:10:10You'd better go and smarten yourself up, haven't you?
01:10:12If you're serving behind the bar. What's that?
01:10:15It's a telegram.
01:10:17Oh.
01:10:23Ah.
01:10:24Can't stand Hellfarm.
01:10:26Arriving tonight, Sylvia and Vera.
01:10:29Look, I don't know any Sylvia and Vera.
01:10:31That's because it's not for you.
01:10:33Well, why the hell didn't you say so?
01:10:35You didn't give me a chance.
01:10:36I'll come in here so you can announce it over that thing.
01:10:38No, you...
01:10:42This is major speed leaking.
01:10:45Speaking.
01:10:46And here is another announcement.
01:10:48Go on, eat it one with your shovel.
01:10:50Shhh.
01:11:09Shhh.
01:11:11Shhh.
01:11:13Shhh.
01:11:14what is it it's fly spray fly spray yes
01:11:25there's some local talent going past coming i got a feeling i'm going to be all right tonight
01:11:39i have as well
01:11:44is it me up darling don't do that mummy wouldn't like it mummy's not gonna get it don't mean that
01:11:59i mean she might come in where is she she went for a shower ready just coming hello darling show us
01:12:07your knickers there's a man in here hello darling it's a minor bird what aren't you the lady that lost one is it yours
01:12:22that stuff i would never say things like that i can't go into the ladies showers there's a man in there already
01:12:30yes but you might attack someone you're right me oh all right ladies where is he
01:12:40where is he
01:12:47what's up it's my husband
01:12:52oh what a beauty
01:13:07yes sir where's barnes somebody said he'd fainted fainted where in the showers oh too much for him i suppose
01:13:14too much for him i suppose a lady took him back to his caravan
01:13:21thanks dad
01:13:26how's your pudding
01:13:28how's my what
01:13:30your pudding your steak and kidney pudding
01:13:33no one can do it like you can
01:13:35i haven't done it for years
01:13:37why not
01:13:38well nobody but you ever liked it
01:13:40oh
01:13:41what are you doing down here anyway
01:13:45oh i'm working
01:13:47what as
01:13:48i'm an odd job man
01:13:49odd job man
01:13:50odd job man
01:13:51oh really henry
01:13:54don't get on to me
01:13:56look henry if you need a few quid
01:13:58oh no no no it's not that
01:14:01i've been living rough saving money i've been saving
01:14:04saving
01:14:05saving
01:14:06you
01:14:07don't say anything
01:14:09wait
01:14:10don't wait
01:14:11here
01:14:17here
01:14:18have a look at my bank book
01:14:20there
01:14:21twenty thousand pounds
01:14:23yep
01:14:24i don't believe it
01:14:27don't write it down if you don't put it in
01:14:29where did you get it
01:14:30i saved it
01:14:31what as an odd job man
01:14:33yep
01:14:34you must have been doing some very odd jobs
01:14:36i've been scrimping and saving for ten years
01:14:39and then last year
01:14:41yes
01:14:42i won the football pools
01:14:44how much
01:14:46nineteen thousand nine hundred and fifty quid
01:14:49you're joking
01:14:52it's all your staff if you want it
01:14:54and every penny of it
01:14:56henry i
01:14:57i don't know what to say
01:14:59no one else is there
01:15:01well no but
01:15:02oh dear
01:15:03come back to me there
01:15:06i'll smart myself up
01:15:08i'll try and be a good husband
01:15:10i'll do anything you want
01:15:11anything
01:15:12henry
01:15:13this is this is all so sudden
01:15:14i'll i'll have to have time to think
01:15:23oh we're not from the caravan side
01:15:24no
01:15:25we're from the village
01:15:26oh
01:15:27um
01:15:30would you care to dance then
01:15:31oh i'd love to
01:15:32oh sorry
01:15:38what about you then
01:15:39yeah no i uh i can't do it anymore
01:15:43do what
01:15:45dance
01:15:46oh
01:15:47well that's all right then
01:15:49so i think we should be concentrating on opening first excavation no
01:15:53well i don't know because after all
01:15:54no no
01:15:55first we'll be opening house where soldiers are coming for women
01:15:59yes
01:16:00i suppose you know by now what we've been doing in that field
01:16:04i'm afraid it's no concern of mine i'm a civilian i'm also married
01:16:14i don't understand why a dog can't sleep outside the caravan
01:16:17oh joe that's not fair
01:16:19last night he tried to get into bed with us
01:16:21he could cause havoc in bed with his bone
01:16:23no he gets lonely
01:16:25he gets lonely
01:16:26i don't care if he does get lonely
01:16:28he's not getting in bed with us
01:16:31he wanders about in the night
01:16:33i'll go us talking
01:16:45i'm the cabaret
01:16:46sorry i'm late
01:16:47oh that's all right
01:16:48don't worry please i'm glad you could make it
01:16:52i was a bit worried about your music
01:16:54you see
01:16:55we have a piano of course
01:16:56i brought it with me
01:16:57on tape
01:16:58oh really what are you seeing
01:16:59oh i don't sing
01:17:00you don't
01:17:01no i'm a dancer
01:17:03oh
01:17:04well
01:17:05never mind i'm sure you'll go down well
01:17:12ladies and gentlemen
01:17:13please may i have your attention ladies and gentlemen
01:17:16please be seated
01:17:18it's cabaret time
01:17:24please Daten
01:17:25please now
01:17:26to the Academy
01:17:31please
01:17:33please
01:17:34please
01:17:48please
01:17:49please
01:17:50please
01:17:51you
01:17:53please
01:17:54I believe she's doing a striptease.
01:18:24It looks like it.
01:18:27Damn it! That's not what I ordered.
01:18:33Here we are!
01:18:49What is Lady doing?
01:18:50It's a kind of dance.
01:18:52It's very peculiar.
01:18:53In my country, we don't have dance like this.
01:18:55No, you have mixed bathing instead.
01:18:58But Lady is not taking bath.
01:19:01I hope she doesn't go too far.
01:19:08I don't know.
01:19:10Let us wearugi for you.
01:19:14I don't know.
01:19:15I don't know.
01:19:16It's wrong for lady showing your knickers in public, no?
01:19:45Yes, I agree.
01:19:47So, we are leaving.
01:20:03Oh, I can't stand up.
01:20:05Well, I told you you should have worn him.
01:20:15Here, what are we going to do? We can't go home like this.
01:20:28Well, I've got an even thread.
01:20:29Have you?
01:20:30Yes, come on, let's go.
01:20:31Oh, yes.
01:20:32Oh, it's an orgy.
01:20:34I shall have my licence taken away.
01:20:37Oh, oh, cheers.
01:20:39Bottom is up.
01:20:41I shall get to the bottom of this.
01:20:44I feel a complete arse.
01:20:46Oh, it's coming on to rain.
01:20:47We all can't get in there.
01:20:48It's all right.
01:20:49We can go in that caravan.
01:20:50Is it yours?
01:20:51No, but they won't mind.
01:20:52Oh!
01:20:53Hey, look, let's go down to our man, man.
01:20:54What?
01:20:56Come on.
01:20:57Yes, eh?
01:20:59Well, better be quick.
01:21:00It's going to rain any minute.
01:21:01That's a good old man, man!
01:21:03What?
01:21:04Yeah.
01:21:05Hey!
01:21:06We're going to be quick.
01:21:08It's going to rain any minute.
01:21:13It's all right.
01:21:14We haven't come to disturb you.
01:21:16Come in, lads.
01:21:17Drink yourselves at home.
01:21:19Sit yourself down.
01:21:20Ernest, the drinks.
01:21:31Oh, look at that!
01:21:36Oh, birds!
01:21:38Come here, darling.
01:21:40Oh!
01:21:41Oh!
01:21:42Oh!
01:21:43Oh!
01:21:44Oh!
01:21:45Well, there's awful weather we're having lovely net.
01:21:47Oh!
01:21:48Oh!
01:21:49Oh!
01:21:50Oh!
01:21:51Oh!
01:21:52Oh!
01:21:53Oh!
01:21:54Oh!
01:21:55Oh!
01:21:56Oh!
01:21:57Oh!
01:21:58Oh!
01:21:59Oh!
01:22:00Oh!
01:22:01Get on with it.
01:22:02Here.
01:22:03Oh!
01:22:04Oh!
01:22:05Have a look at this.
01:22:06Well, lay it on the table so I can see it.
01:22:08Right.
01:22:09Oh!
01:22:10You've got two!
01:22:11Yeah!
01:22:12Two aces and three kings.
01:22:13It's a full house.
01:22:17Well, I...
01:22:18Oh, don't go.
01:22:20Give us a kiss.
01:22:21Now, don't start that again.
01:22:23I've told you, I haven't decided yet.
01:22:25Well, give us a kiss and then decide.
01:22:28No.
01:22:29Now, deal the cards.
01:22:31Although I don't know where Mummy can have got to.
01:22:34Perhaps some fella picked her up.
01:22:35Don't be so coarse.
01:22:36All right.
01:22:37Perhaps she picked up some fella.
01:22:41Ow!
01:22:42So's your right.
01:22:43So's your right.
01:22:44It's making nice too, no?
01:22:45Yeah.
01:22:46It's making nice too, no?
01:22:47Yeah.
01:22:48Yeah.
01:22:49You like it so much.
01:22:50Why did you come out this end?
01:22:51Professor, you're making invitation, no?
01:22:52No.
01:22:53No.
01:22:54I meant you come out this end and I'll come out this end and I'll come out this end.
01:22:58No, no.
01:22:59It's nicer this end.
01:23:00No, no.
01:23:01It's nicer this end.
01:23:04Whoa.
01:23:05Yeah.
01:23:06Hello.
01:23:07Hey.
01:23:08Hello.
01:23:09Here.
01:23:10Wait.
01:23:11I'm here.
01:23:12Well, I'm here.
01:23:13I'm here.
01:23:14Don't be afraid.
01:23:15No, I'm here.
01:23:16I'm here, too.
01:23:17Now, I'm here.
01:23:18I'm here.
01:23:19Let me go.
01:23:20What is your sister?
01:23:21It's nice like a man.
01:23:22Oh, that's nice.
01:23:23You like it so much.
01:23:24No, no. It's nicer, this end.
01:23:35Nice to have him back.
01:23:38I missed him, you know.
01:23:41Me too.
01:23:50Hey! What's that? What's that?
01:23:54Look at the time. We've been playing all night.
01:23:59Just like we used to.
01:24:01Well, I must go. No, no.
01:24:03Yes, I must. Yes.
01:24:10What's happened?
01:24:12Who cares?
01:24:14Oh!
01:24:19Oh!
01:24:21Oh!
01:24:23Oh!
01:24:24Oh, naughty professor!
01:24:25It's all right. I'm just going.
01:24:26Oh, it's no rush. It's no rush.
01:24:29Oh! Oh! Oh, no! No!
01:24:31No!
01:24:32It's no rush. It's no rush.
01:24:33No!
01:24:39What's happening?
01:24:40It's them holes. They warned us.
01:24:42The old caravan side's riddled with big holes.
01:24:45Well, we seem to be all right.
01:24:47Better check, though.
01:24:48Ernest?
01:24:49You all right?
01:24:50Yes.
01:24:51I don't think there's any holes round here.
01:24:52No!
01:24:53Oh!
01:24:54What's the matter?
01:24:55Where are they?
01:24:56Where are they?
01:24:57Oh!
01:24:58Oh!
01:24:59Oh!
01:25:00Oh!
01:25:01What's the matter?
01:25:02Oh!
01:25:04Where are they?
01:25:06Where are they?
01:25:08Oh, Bob, Bobon, you are coming back.
01:25:20Yes, I'm major.
01:25:21When?
01:25:22And next year, on our holidays.
01:25:24on our holidays.
01:25:26Drive on, Arthur.
01:25:42Come again.
01:25:46How do you do?
01:25:48Oh, a couple of birds we picked up.
01:25:50I think we're going to be all right with these two.
01:25:54Isn't it exciting?
01:26:04Yes.
01:26:06So that is what they're calling carving it off, no?
01:26:10Yeah, not so loud.
01:26:12But put your piece in.
01:26:14Oh, no, it's rude.
01:26:18Oh, what a beauty.
01:26:22Thank you very much for your lovely gift.
01:26:24Oh, that's all right.
01:26:26It was nothing.
01:26:28I can't think why she sold him.
01:26:30It's stuffed.
01:26:32Show us your knickers.
01:26:34Oh, here.
01:26:36Oh, some men are found.
01:26:38¡Staa plenty!
01:26:40Oh, this is what you thought the compelled to buy,
01:26:42Yeah, I can't think what they were left behind.
01:26:44Oh, this is a契約ness.
01:26:48rea
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