"WiFi Down, I’m Losing It" is a hilarious and painfully relatable AI Song about the modern chaos that strikes when your internet betrays you. From talking to plants to praying over your router, this tongue-in-cheek anthem captures the emotional spiral of being disconnected in a hyper-connected world.
A comedy-pop gem for everyone who's ever rebooted their sanity.
Lyrics:
I woke up fresh, toast in my hand, Phone in my face like a good little man. Clicked on a meme, but it wouldn’t load— Now I’m cryin’ in my robe like a broken code.
WiFi down, I’m losin’ it! Router blinkin’ like it threw a fit. Tried to reboot, but I screamed instead Now I’m talkin’ to a plant like it’s Reddit thread.
Called tech support, they said “Try hope.” So I wrapped my router in emotional rope. Gave it a snack and a bedtime story, Still no bars—just existential worry.
If this song uploads, then say a prayer ‘Cause I been offline… and talkin’ to chairs.
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