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🧮🔥 Math Ain’t Addin’ Up – When the streets meet the spreadsheet.

This wild West Coast-style hip-hop track dives headfirst into the chaos of life, numbers, and not giving a damn. It's math class meets middle finger — loud, raw, hilarious, and full of bars that’ll leave you laughing and questioning your calculator.

With lines like "222 problems, 456 more", this one’s for anyone who’s ever failed a test and a relationship at the same time.

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00:00Yo, I pulled up with two, two reasons to flex
00:02But subtract your dumb ass, now I'm counting my checks
00:05Fuck the syllabus, I do algebra with a blunt
00:08Multiplying problems while your girl divide a front
00:11Four, five, six in the whip, math game, no cap
00:14She said carry the one, so I gave her a whole damn map
00:17I'm geometry slick, ankle sharp when I talk
00:20But I still use a ruler when I measure my walk
00:23Exes texting like they trying to do equations
00:25But I solve them with silence, no explanations
00:28My life ain't linear, it's exponential rise
00:30You still stuck on fractions, I'm fracturing thighs
00:33Four, five, six in the whip, yeah I'm too damn mean
00:36She said I love a nerd, I said you love a math machine
00:39I don't divide bills, I just add more stacks
00:42And I don't like decimals, just pure raw facts
00:58I got two, two, two ways to say fuck you in style
01:09And I'll spell it with symbols just to make you smile
01:12Your flow's a negative slope, mine's positive and steep
01:15You cosign fake love, I sign off and sleep
01:17Four, five, six in the whip, equation in my head
01:21She said let's do long division, now we both in bed
01:24Yeah, math class never taught this kind of heat
01:26But I got formulas that'll make you girl
01:29She
01:29Check it out
01:32Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, clean
01:48Trying to wish
01:51Trying to wish
01:54Trying to wish
01:56Trying to change
01:59Try to the same
02:00You
02:01Be
02:02How
02:03Da
02:04What
02:05What
02:06What
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