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America’s favorite cigarette brand has a deadly secret. In this sendup of 60s corporate culture, an in-house scientist | dG1fMTVMbHFSWGZwMjQ
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00:00Fortune's fire cigarettes, it cured my rickets.
00:03What?
00:04Cunt.
00:05Cunt.
00:06Cunt.
00:07Mr. Lamour?
00:08What's the gist, sweetheart?
00:09Tell me the good news.
00:10These cigarettes, they're not safe.
00:11Can children smoke them?
00:12No.
00:13What about pregnant women?
00:14No.
00:15Damn it, I'm our primary clientele.
00:17This is America's premier smoking brand.
00:19Fortune fire cigarettes make your skin fall off.
00:21Make your skin fall off?
00:23So you three are the only ones in this company
00:25who know that our product is deadly?
00:27What?
00:28Every day that report doesn't go public, people are getting hurt.
00:31I need a weapon, please.
00:32Working at this company has always been something that I've wanted to do my whole life.
00:35Yes, yes.
00:36I need you to kill three of my employees.
00:39What?
00:40Am I in danger?
00:41This information can't be kept secret.
00:43The public needs to know they're in danger.
00:47I know you're all worried, but this will solve everything.
00:50These people aren't rubes.
00:51Picture this.
00:52Greg.
00:53An orphanage.
00:54They don't got food, but they got cigarettes.
00:57Oh, they're a large refugee.
00:58Beep.
00:59Cigarettes.
01:00Beep!
01:01Cigarettes!
01:02Make a bell!
01:03indeitives.
01:04beat曾经
01:05cię
01:05hacer
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