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Billionaire Playboy's Replacement Bride
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00:00:00Sir, the team came back with the latest report.
00:00:27The latest lead was another dead end.
00:00:30A dead end?
00:00:32You mean nothing at all?
00:00:34Have you considered that perhaps she's already left LA?
00:00:37You've been looking for her for the past six years.
00:00:39Well, I have nothing else to go on.
00:00:41I was so fucked up that night that I can't even remember what she looked like.
00:00:46No, no, no, Anna, for the last time, I don't need any special services from the waitress, okay?
00:00:52Bye.
00:01:00Oh!
00:01:02Oh!
00:01:06Oh!
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:08Oh!
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00:01:10Oh!
00:01:11Oh!
00:01:12Oh!
00:01:13Oh!
00:01:14Oh!
00:01:44Hey, Mom, are we coming back to find Daddy?
00:01:59Honey, I told you this before. I don't remember what he looks like.
00:02:02But you have a token.
00:02:04You mean the ring?
00:02:06You know that that's lost.
00:02:10Oh!
00:02:14K-Group at record high profits this year thanks to the group's CEO, Raymond King, who's brought the group's profits to over $10 billion.
00:02:24Hey, Mom, do you think that guy is my dad? He looks just like me.
00:02:28I think I'd remember if he was a billionaire.
00:02:31Okay. Then who is my dad?
00:02:35I can't believe Blair drugged me so she could set me up with this old mate.
00:02:39Come on, pretty girl. Get on over here.
00:02:48Ah!
00:02:49Hey, Mom, aren't you going to be late?
00:03:08Oh, crap.
00:03:10Okay, I'm gonna go soon.
00:03:13Cynthia won't be here, okay?
00:03:14Be good.
00:03:14Okay.
00:03:18What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:32Oh, my God! What have you done? Do you have any idea how much this stress cost?
00:03:37I-I'm s-I'm so sorry I was not looking where I was going.
00:03:40You have a nice face.
00:03:42Tell me, are you just here to seduce the men?
00:03:44Trying to claw your way into high society, I see?
00:03:47Ma'am, I don't think that stain is gonna come out.
00:03:50But I can get it cleaned for you if you'd like.
00:03:52Clean it?
00:03:53Of course you lower-class people wouldn't get it.
00:03:57You think you can clean the dress?
00:03:58With what? Your dish soap?
00:04:00My legal team will be in contact with how you will compensate me.
00:04:16Raymond?
00:04:19Interesting.
00:04:20I didn't know you were into these low lives, Raymond.
00:04:23A pity, considering your mother's more into people like someone of my status.
00:04:27You Calvins need my family, Alicia.
00:04:30It's not the other way around.
00:04:32It's probably best that you get that through your thick skull.
00:04:34Well, as long as our families are joined through marriage,
00:04:37I don't care which chick you screw.
00:04:41I'll let you off the hook this time.
00:04:44There won't be a next.
00:04:50I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:04:52Have we met somewhere before?
00:04:54I-I don't think so.
00:04:58Right, of course.
00:05:01Sorry, I mistook you for somebody else.
00:05:03Carry on.
00:05:06Miranda?
00:05:08Miranda.
00:05:10Wow, Miranda.
00:05:12And here I thought you ran off and eloped with that old rich guy you met six years ago.
00:05:18Blair, you know I never ran off and married that old man.
00:05:21Why bother coming back to L.A.?
00:05:22Did you find another target?
00:05:24Who's the poor old soul this time for Little Miss Gold Digger?
00:05:27Miranda, what are you...
00:05:29Patrick, why don't you go grab me another drink?
00:05:33Chardonnay?
00:05:35Sure.
00:05:35Don't think Patrick's going to come crawling back to you just because you're back.
00:05:41We are engaged and expecting.
00:05:45Congratulations.
00:05:46That's none of my business.
00:05:47Now can I please get back to work?
00:05:48If you take one look at my fiancé, I will make your life a living hell.
00:05:54Do you understand?
00:05:55Let go of me.
00:06:00You're fired.
00:06:01What?
00:06:02Why?
00:06:02Do you know who you just insulted?
00:06:05That's the daughter of the Calvin family.
00:06:07But didn't she say she'll let it slide?
00:06:08It was an accident.
00:06:10Miss Alicia might be fine with it, but we're not.
00:06:13This kind of behavior could ruin the reputation of this catering company.
00:06:16Do you understand?
00:06:17Please, sir, give me another chance.
00:06:19I can't lose this job.
00:06:21You know, I did see you flirt with Mr. Raymond King.
00:06:26If you are serious about this position, we'd be at my place tonight.
00:06:32I may reconsider based on a performance review.
00:06:38In your dreams, perv.
00:06:40Ugh.
00:06:42Ugh.
00:06:47I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:06:50Have we met somewhere before?
00:06:58Sir, your mother just called.
00:06:59She wants your opinion for a new maid in the house.
00:07:02Tell her I don't need one.
00:07:04I know, but she's already...
00:07:05Steve!
00:07:07Can't you just send her on a vacation or something?
00:07:10I'm trying to get some peace and quiet,
00:07:12and I can't do that when she's constantly buzzing around my life.
00:07:14You understand?
00:07:15Yes, sir.
00:07:16I'll try.
00:07:17What am I going to do?
00:07:24Kirk's tuition is due next week.
00:07:31King's Mansion stays looking for a household maid.
00:07:35Six hours a day.
00:07:37Ten K per month.
00:07:38You do have an impressive academic record,
00:07:51but since you haven't finished your Bachelor of Fine Arts degree,
00:07:54how about handling some administrative tasks?
00:07:57Really?
00:07:57Only on a trial basis, though.
00:08:00You can start today.
00:08:01Great.
00:08:04I need to get this signed by the client.
00:08:07Yes.
00:08:08Right away, sir, I will not let you down.
00:08:10How is the design proposal for the Greenfield Estate Project coming along?
00:08:21We made good progress on the initial designs.
00:08:23Now we're waiting on the second draft.
00:08:24When's the submission?
00:08:27It's today, sir.
00:08:29Someone should be here shortly.
00:08:31Blanca's not coming?
00:08:32I heard they're sending a newbie.
00:08:41Yeah, send her in.
00:08:45Newbie.
00:08:46Sir, do you know her?
00:08:58Yes.
00:09:02No.
00:09:04We just met yesterday.
00:09:05That's it.
00:09:07You're the newbie from Blanca's design firm.
00:09:11Yeah, yes.
00:09:16So, first, you show up to my banquet as a waitress,
00:09:22and now you are in my office as Blanca's representative.
00:09:27Do you want to tell me what's going on here?
00:09:30And I suggest that you be honest.
00:09:32This, uh, this is just a weird coincidence.
00:09:35Are you a spy?
00:09:36What?
00:09:37No.
00:09:38I just work two jobs.
00:09:46Well, how about you tell Blanca
00:09:55that I no longer need your services?
00:09:58What?
00:10:00No.
00:10:01My boss will fire me.
00:10:02That's not my problem.
00:10:04Wait.
00:10:05No.
00:10:08Miss, I have to ask you to leave.
00:10:09No.
00:10:10No, this is my first day.
00:10:12Please.
00:10:12I need the money.
00:10:13You're beautiful, and you seem smart.
00:10:18So, tell me.
00:10:22Would you keep a spy this close?
00:10:28Let's go.
00:10:29Call someone to take her out, too.
00:10:32Yes, sir.
00:10:40What the hell is wrong with that guy?
00:10:43Good grief.
00:10:54Your first day of work,
00:10:56and you blew it with my top client.
00:10:58Miranda, you are fired.
00:11:01Get out of my face.
00:11:02Congratulations, Miranda.
00:11:23We'd love for you to start tomorrow, if possible.
00:11:26Yes, of course.
00:11:27Mrs. King, thank you so much.
00:11:30I will do my best to serve you.
00:11:32Oh, you won't be working for me.
00:11:34You'll be serving my son, Raymond.
00:11:38Raymond.
00:11:39Like the Raymond King from the K Group?
00:11:42This is his home.
00:11:44Good try, smile, mother bear.
00:11:55You watch me now, little bear.
00:11:56Finally, I got Kirk's tuition.
00:12:15Thank you, sign-on bonus.
00:12:16Damn it.
00:12:40Oh, shit.
00:12:41Why is my floor wet?
00:12:57Get somebody to send another copy of these files over.
00:13:01Yes, sir.
00:13:04And about the new maid, sir.
00:13:06Take care of her yourself.
00:13:11I had high expectations for you, Miranda.
00:13:14But due to your carelessness,
00:13:16Mr. King slipped, soiled his suit,
00:13:19and ruined those important business documents.
00:13:22But I was just on my...
00:13:23There's nothing I can do.
00:13:25Please, I've already spent the sign-on bonus
00:13:28on my son's tuition.
00:13:29We can work out a payment plan.
00:13:33What are you doing in my house?
00:13:35I'm working, or I was.
00:13:44So, you've worked three different jobs in three days?
00:13:49Well, let's see.
00:13:51Your date that night cost me my job as a waitress,
00:13:54and you got me fired from the interior design firm,
00:13:56and now I'm here.
00:14:01And now you're firing me from this job, too.
00:14:03I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King?
00:14:06It's okay.
00:14:09I understand.
00:14:10I'll leave now.
00:14:14Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:15About the banquet and the office,
00:14:27genuinely, I'm sorry.
00:14:31How about this?
00:14:33You can work your shift here as my maid,
00:14:34and double as my assistant at the K Group office.
00:14:37I'll even double your pay.
00:14:42Really?
00:14:45Thank you so much.
00:14:47Okay.
00:14:47She was an interior design student at UCLA six years ago.
00:15:03Didn't finish her degree.
00:15:04Now works part-time here and there,
00:15:06and she recently moved back to L.A. with her five-year-old son.
00:15:10Who is she?
00:15:12And who sent her?
00:15:13Look, I want details.
00:15:17Specifically who she associates with.
00:15:20Somebody hired her to spy on me.
00:15:22Granted, she's not very good.
00:15:27Sir?
00:15:28She's up to something, for sure.
00:15:31I've got her working both in my home and in my office.
00:15:34So if she slips up,
00:15:36I can trace the trail straight to whoever's behind her.
00:15:39Yes, sir.
00:15:40And one last thing.
00:15:42Mr. Patrick and Ms. Blair will be stopping by your place later.
00:15:46Patrick and Blair.
00:15:50I'll be there.
00:15:52Yes, sir.
00:15:52Never thought I'd see you like this.
00:16:10What are you, a maid?
00:16:14Hey, where are you going?
00:16:16Aren't you going to peel it for me?
00:16:18Wouldn't want to have to report you to Mr. King.
00:16:20That's more like it.
00:16:29Excuse me.
00:16:41Hey, no breaks while there are guests in the house.
00:16:44Of course, I'm just watering the plants.
00:16:48See?
00:16:48Yeah.
00:16:50Aren't you going to cut my fruit?
00:16:59Ugh, what an insufferable bitch.
00:17:02Ha ha!
00:17:02What are you talking about?
00:17:03Oh!
00:17:07Oh!
00:17:07Miranda!
00:17:14What were you thinking?
00:17:17Sir, I will get you a towel.
00:17:23So?
00:17:24I am so sorry.
00:17:26Why didn't you stop by the K group like I asked you to?
00:17:29Because I've been busy.
00:17:31I mean, there's guests at the house.
00:17:33Oh, okay, so it's my fault now?
00:17:35No, no, not at all.
00:17:39You know.
00:17:42I would stay sharp if I was you, because spy game isn't for everyone.
00:17:46You know what?
00:17:51I've had just about enough of your attitude.
00:17:54I quit.
00:17:58We'll be back.
00:17:59The little spy game isn't over.
00:18:06Raymond, you're all wet.
00:18:08Let me help you.
00:18:09Don't.
00:18:09Don't touch me.
00:18:16Okay, you can do this.
00:18:18You're a mother, Miranda.
00:18:20You can do this for Kirk, for a better life.
00:18:23I can handle it myself.
00:18:25Where's Patrick?
00:18:26I don't know.
00:18:27He's not here yet.
00:18:28Well, how about you go wait for him inside?
00:18:36Three, two, one.
00:18:42Welcome back.
00:18:44Done with your little temper tantrum?
00:18:46Mr. King, please allow me to prepare you a new outfit.
00:18:48Do you have a preference?
00:18:52Anyone will do.
00:18:58I sincerely apologize for what happened earlier,
00:19:02and I do hope that you can forgive me.
00:19:06Well, keep this up, and I might consider it.
00:19:11Miranda?
00:19:15Miranda.
00:19:16Hey, cousin.
00:19:17Sorry, I've got a meeting to catch.
00:19:25Miranda, what are you doing here?
00:19:29She's just a maid.
00:19:33Hello?
00:19:34Yes?
00:19:36What?
00:19:37Can't you just get it yourself?
00:19:38Okay, okay, fine.
00:19:40Yeah, I'll be right there.
00:19:41Okay.
00:19:41Okay, fine.
00:19:41Yeah, I'll be right there.
00:19:45Here you go.
00:19:53You're being rude.
00:19:56Oh, you can always quit, you know?
00:19:59No one's stopping you.
00:20:01My apologies.
00:20:03Your wallet, sir.
00:20:05Much better.
00:20:05Oh, and another thing?
00:20:10Ignore Patrick and Blair.
00:20:12You work for me.
00:20:13I know what you're up to, you whore.
00:20:29How many times do I have to tell you I'm just doing my job?
00:20:32Drop the app.
00:20:32You think I don't know what you're up to trying to worm your way into Raymond's bed just like you climbed into Patrick's?
00:20:37I...
00:20:38Patrick's with me now, so you're trying to snatch yourself another king, huh?
00:20:41You've always been a gold digger, even back at school.
00:20:44Just a poor girl dreaming to be Cinderella.
00:20:49I'm warning you, stay away from the king family.
00:20:52If anyone should watch themselves, it's you.
00:20:55You should be focusing on your Patrick, not making googly eyes at other men.
00:20:59Miranda.
00:21:12If you need money, I can lend you some.
00:21:15You don't have to work here.
00:21:17Please, just stay out of my way.
00:21:21Stop it.
00:21:22You're going to get me fired.
00:21:23You're a guest here.
00:21:25You left without saying a word.
00:21:27Everybody said that you ran off with some old guy.
00:21:30But was that a lie?
00:21:32What really happened?
00:21:33I deserve to know the truth.
00:21:35It doesn't matter anymore.
00:21:37You and Blair are engaged.
00:21:38There's no hope for us.
00:21:40That's not true.
00:21:42I love you, Miranda, and I always have.
00:21:46Just stop it.
00:21:47Come on, please, Miranda.
00:21:48What the hell is going on here?
00:21:53You're supposed to be making beds, not getting in them.
00:22:02You are fired.
00:22:04Get the hell out of here.
00:22:12Mommy will find a new job.
00:22:15Mommy will take good care of you.
00:22:16Hey, son, what's up?
00:22:41Miranda, I've got a gig for you.
00:22:44A waiter at a high-end club.
00:22:46Just pouring wine for rich guys.
00:22:49What do you say?
00:22:50I...
00:22:50Like, really rich guys.
00:22:53The kind that tip a lot.
00:22:56How long is the shift?
00:22:57Just a night.
00:22:58A few hours tops.
00:23:00They're hosting a big event downtown
00:23:01and are super short-staffed.
00:23:04Listen, here's the best part.
00:23:06It's $1,500 for one night.
00:23:10$1,500?
00:23:14Okay, I'm in.
00:23:16God, any shorter night,
00:23:17I might as well just be wearing underwear.
00:23:19Oh, hey, you're Cynthia's friend, right?
00:23:21Yes, my name is Miranda.
00:23:23Sin said that you needed a waitress for the night.
00:23:25Yeah, you know what?
00:23:26Forget the drinks.
00:23:27I understand you were in ballet, yeah?
00:23:29Yeah.
00:23:30We need you for something else,
00:23:32and we're willing to double your pay.
00:23:34$3,000?
00:23:35Mm-hmm.
00:23:35What do I have to do?
00:23:36Dance.
00:23:38Like what?
00:23:43Hello and welcome.
00:23:44We hope you enjoy the show.
00:23:48It's just one night.
00:23:50It's just for the money.
00:24:00They always have the best dancers here.
00:24:02That one.
00:24:15Hey.
00:24:21She must be new.
00:24:23You haven't seen her around here before.
00:24:24She's so good, though.
00:24:26She's so good, though.
00:24:31Give me a VIP room.
00:24:33Yes, sir.
00:24:33Right away.
00:24:34Anything else?
00:24:35I want that dancer.
00:24:39Ooh, good choice.
00:24:41Sir, I said I'd only be a waiter,
00:24:52and the dancing was already, like, a little bit much.
00:24:54This client is willing to pay $5,000.
00:24:57$5,000 for what, exactly?
00:24:59Look, don't worry about it.
00:25:00I know these guys.
00:25:01They're very rich.
00:25:03Just think how lucky you are to be in this position.
00:25:06It's Miranda.
00:25:07Yeah, it's not a big deal.
00:25:08Just remember to service him very well.
00:25:12Hmm?
00:25:12And remember, women would line up for miles for these opportunities.
00:25:25Tell me, though, why is a pretty thing like you wearing a mask?
00:25:31I, uh, have a scar.
00:25:34And it's really gross and disgusting.
00:25:37What a shame.
00:25:39Good thing you got a good figure, though.
00:25:41Yeah.
00:25:42You know, I can get someone else if you prefer.
00:25:44You, uh, see that cutie over there?
00:25:47That's your most distinguished guest tonight.
00:25:50If you, uh, make him happy,
00:25:53he'll get you eight grand.
00:25:56Eight grand, not five?
00:25:58Mm-hmm.
00:25:59So what?
00:26:00Like, pour drinks?
00:26:02Is that what your manager said?
00:26:04Okay, then.
00:26:05Yeah, go in there.
00:26:07Pour him a drink.
00:26:10Let go.
00:26:18Let me see the scar.
00:26:19No, sir, you, you really don't want to see it.
00:26:27So, you're an exotic dancer.
00:26:30Now, tell me, how did your handler find me here?
00:26:33Hmm?
00:26:33What handler?
00:26:34I work here.
00:26:36Okay, Blair fired me, and I needed the money.
00:26:38What?
00:26:41What?
00:26:42I told you to ignore them.
00:26:43You work for me.
00:26:44You remember?
00:26:45Yeah.
00:26:45Well, it's kind of hard to ignore Blair when she's screaming in your face.
00:26:49Okay, just let me go.
00:26:50You can keep your eight grand.
00:26:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26:54I cannot get fired from this job, too.
00:26:56They're gonna make me pay for these damages.
00:26:57God, Raymond King, why do you make everything worse, huh?
00:26:59Why are you always buzzing around?
00:27:01Why can't you just...
00:27:02Ow!
00:27:02No, no, no, stop touching the glass.
00:27:05Here.
00:27:06Ow.
00:27:06Look, I'll pay for the damages.
00:27:08Just...
00:27:08Just come back to work at my place.
00:27:12What, you want to rehire me?
00:27:14So you can sleep with me?
00:27:16No.
00:27:17Well, that is a good suggestion.
00:27:18No, no, no, no.
00:27:19I meant just come work for me.
00:27:21And me alone.
00:27:23No, absolutely not.
00:27:25If I go back and work for you, I'm gonna be dead before I'm 30.
00:27:28Hey, no, hey, look.
00:27:29Everybody has a price.
00:27:31How much should it cost?
00:27:32Hmm?
00:27:32How much should it cost to get you in here with me?
00:27:38Don't mind me.
00:27:39Carry on.
00:27:40Get out!
00:27:42Okay.
00:27:44How much should it cost, Miranda?
00:27:46Just tell me.
00:27:47Okay, fine.
00:27:49Ten thousand a day, and then I'll go back and I'll work for you.
00:27:51Deal.
00:27:56Starting today,
00:27:57you belong to me.
00:28:04What is wrong with you?
00:28:06Well, I'm assuming that's a yes.
00:28:08Should we send someone to chase her down, or...
00:28:10No, no.
00:28:13She's actually my housemaid.
00:28:15She'll be back.
00:28:16She'll be back.
00:28:18She'll be back.
00:28:18She'll be back.
00:28:19She'll be back.
00:28:19You just got rehired, Miranda.
00:28:22Why do you want to quit already?
00:28:23How about you put in a two-week...
00:28:25Please, I can't do this anymore.
00:28:27I'm just here to return this.
00:28:28We should get Mr. King's opinion on this.
00:28:33No, please.
00:28:34This is not worth his time.
00:28:37Turns out, you really are Raymond's housemaid.
00:28:40What a plot twist.
00:28:42Not only did you throw a tantrum at the nightclub last night,
00:28:45but you also shifped him and ran off.
00:28:47I like that.
00:28:49What are you doing here?
00:28:52You know, I think little Raymond is into you.
00:28:55Great.
00:28:56Well, I'm not interested in him.
00:29:09So, I hear that you want to quit.
00:29:12All right.
00:29:13Well, how about you stop by HR at the K Group on your way out to set up a court date?
00:29:19You're going to need to set up a payment plan to pay back the sign-on bonus.
00:29:24Why would you let her quit?
00:29:26Raymond, dude, don't you like having a doll like that around as a housemate?
00:29:30I mean, it was a kind of weird kink you had.
00:29:37I assume you have a good lawyer.
00:29:41Yes.
00:29:41What I was trying to say.
00:29:43She should be living in her luxury house.
00:29:45Driving luxury cars, you know, waited on hand and foot by servants.
00:29:49Instead, you have her here working as a servant.
00:29:53Why don't you just give it to me?
00:29:54You know, I'll take better care of her and make her happier than you can make her.
00:29:59All right, all right.
00:30:00I'll stop trying to poach your housemate.
00:30:02I'm just here to work.
00:30:03I'm not interested in either of you.
00:30:07You're interested in making money, though.
00:30:08What did you say?
00:30:10You know what?
00:30:13I'm going to go.
00:30:20Fine.
00:30:21I thought you'd be avoiding me since last night.
00:30:34Working at the club was just a one-time thing.
00:30:37Oh, well, you don't look like a rookie.
00:30:40Oh, so you're experienced.
00:30:42No wonder you're very handy.
00:30:44That's not important.
00:30:47We had a deal last night, you remember?
00:30:51I don't remember agreeing to anything.
00:30:53You remember taking my black card?
00:30:57Get changed.
00:30:58I am not doing some weird roleplay with you.
00:31:03Oh, okay.
00:31:04So you're, uh, fantasizing about me now.
00:31:16What's this for?
00:31:17Well, I have a family gathering tonight to celebrate Patrick and Blair getting engaged,
00:31:22and I need a date.
00:31:26And you want me?
00:31:28Yes.
00:31:29Well, I'm sorry, sir, but I have to head home.
00:31:31I have a son to take care of if you don't remember, and the nanny gets off at six, so
00:31:35find someone else.
00:31:37You work for me.
00:31:38Why would I hire anybody else when I've got you?
00:31:43Because I'm your maid?
00:31:45I mean, what would people think?
00:31:46I'll take care of it.
00:31:47Don't worry.
00:31:48But I have to.
00:31:49Unless you can think of another way that you'd like to work for me tonight.
00:32:04Fine.
00:32:05Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:08Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:38This is your engagement party, Blair.
00:32:40Don't be impulsive.
00:32:42But Raymond is head of the King family.
00:32:44If Miranda marries him, then I'll be under forever.
00:32:47Okay.
00:32:47Even so, you can't go against him.
00:32:50Maybe just not so direct.
00:32:52Patrick is second in line to inherit K group, and now that I'm his fiance, I can't let Miranda
00:32:56ruin us.
00:32:59Okay.
00:32:59You need to calm down.
00:33:00Calm down?
00:33:01If Patrick finds out that we set up Miranda to leave him and sent her off to marry that
00:33:05old creep, he'll leave me.
00:33:07I, we, worked so hard to get to where we're at today.
00:33:11If I don't marry into the King family, we'll be bankrupt.
00:33:14Raymond, did you bring your maid to my engagement party?
00:33:23Don't you think that's a little inappropriate?
00:33:26Blair, stop saying that.
00:33:29Everything's fine.
00:33:31Everyone.
00:33:32Emotions are just running high today.
00:33:35Fine?
00:33:36Then how come I keep seeing you stare at that third-rate whore?
00:33:42Don't think you can pull one over on me, gold-digging bitch.
00:33:46I know about your scandal, and I'll release it.
00:33:49You mean the one you orchestrated, Blair?
00:33:51Don't think you can weasel your way out of this one.
00:33:54Hey, Blair.
00:33:54Jesus.
00:33:55Have you lost your mind?
00:33:57Have you forgotten what day it is today?
00:34:02Come on.
00:34:03Let's go.
00:34:06I'm sorry, do you know Patrick?
00:34:10And what's that scandal that Blair was talking about?
00:34:13I have no clue what she's talking about, and I'm not involved with Patrick in any way.
00:34:18Maybe that's what Patrick said.
00:34:20Emotions are a little high today.
00:34:24Cheers to my engagement.
00:34:27So happy you could make it.
00:34:29Thank you for having me.
00:34:30Yeah, of course.
00:34:32I mean, it could be bigger, but, you know.
00:34:35Anyways.
00:34:39Whose little brat are you?
00:34:43Whose little brat are you?
00:34:44Let me go, let me go!
00:34:46What, you've never seen a cake before?
00:34:47That's expensive.
00:34:49Don't you understand?
00:34:49More expensive than your life.
00:34:52Let go, mean lady.
00:34:54Where are your parents?
00:34:57He's just lost.
00:34:58I'll go find his parents.
00:35:01Do you know if you have a moment to look it over?
00:35:03I don't really want to think about work right now, personally.
00:35:05I think it's best if we just enjoy...
00:35:07Ow!
00:35:08You're hurting me!
00:35:09Enough, you little brat!
00:35:10Hey, Blair!
00:35:12What are you doing?
00:35:13This is not my problem.
00:35:14Oh, excuse me!
00:35:15Where are you...
00:35:16Hey!
00:35:22What are you, are you okay?
00:35:25Dad!
00:35:26Whoa!
00:35:27Whoa, I think, uh...
00:35:29I think you might be mistaken, because...
00:35:32I am not your dad.
00:35:34But you are my dad!
00:35:35But you are my dad!
00:35:36I'm my dad!
00:35:37Okay, yeah.
00:35:39Oh, uh, nothing to see here.
00:35:40Just, uh, a lost kid.
00:35:43Mr. King and I will help find his parents.
00:35:44Please, just continue to enjoy the party.
00:35:46Okay, okay.
00:35:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:48Just...
00:35:49Just stop crying.
00:35:53Hey, young man.
00:35:56Oh, crap!
00:35:58I don't think this guy here is your father.
00:36:00Why don't you come with me,
00:36:02and we can go try and figure something out.
00:36:04No, you're wrong!
00:36:08Look, I think your parents are going to be worried
00:36:09if they can't find you.
00:36:11Why don't we go try and find them, huh?
00:36:12Okay, buddy.
00:36:16Uh, let's go.
00:36:17All right?
00:36:18One, two, three.
00:36:19Oh!
00:36:20Yeah, yeah.
00:36:28God, what was Cynthia thinking?
00:36:30I told her to leave Kirk with the hotel staff,
00:36:32not just anyone.
00:36:33Oh, God, I can't let Damon fire me.
00:36:35There's no way I'm going to deal with that lawsuit case.
00:36:37Oh, there you are, you naughty, naughty boy.
00:36:55You scare your mother.
00:36:59Mommy!
00:37:01Okay, here, here, here, here.
00:37:03Mommy!
00:37:03Oh, Kirk.
00:37:05Judy.
00:37:05Ma'am, hello, hi, uh, hello.
00:37:09Are you really this kid's mother?
00:37:11Did you not hear him call me mommy?
00:37:14You should keep a better eye on him.
00:37:16It's dangerous for him to run off on his own.
00:37:18Don't tell me how to raise my kid!
00:37:23I...
00:37:24Something wrong, sir?
00:37:28Nothing.
00:37:29No, I just thought I heard somebody that I recognize.
00:37:42Did Mommy tell you to hide and wait here?
00:37:44I'm sorry, Mommy, but I stole that big cake and it looked so yummy.
00:37:50Okay, well, Mommy has to leave in a minute,
00:37:52so wait for Aunt Cynthia to pick you up, okay?
00:37:55You're not going to go around calling random guys your dad, right?
00:37:58Okay, but don't you think he looks just like me?
00:38:01Nope.
00:38:02Nope, not at all.
00:38:04Okay, now who's going to pick you up in an hour?
00:38:06Auntie Cyn!
00:38:07Good, and you are not to leave this room with anyone but Cynthia, okay?
00:38:14I love you, baby.
00:38:15I'll see you tonight when I get home.
00:38:20Sir, they found something.
00:38:22They found the ring.
00:38:26Where'd you find this?
00:38:27It was at some antique pawn shop.
00:38:30A pawn shop?
00:38:32Yeah.
00:38:34Okay.
00:38:37What do you want?
00:38:41I need to talk to you.
00:38:43Right now?
00:38:58Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention, please.
00:39:02As a proud father of the future groom,
00:39:04I stand before you with a heart filled with joy and gratitude
00:39:08at this momentous engagement celebration.
00:39:13What are you doing with Raymond?
00:39:16You're engaged, Patrick.
00:39:18Okay, this is extremely inappropriate.
00:39:20You know Blair will chew my face off if she sees us together.
00:39:23I just...
00:39:24I need to know.
00:39:27If you give the word, I will call off the engagement.
00:39:29I think I made my stance pretty clear last time.
00:39:31We're done.
00:39:32Whatever we have between us, it's not there anymore.
00:39:35Is it because of Raymond?
00:39:37If it helps you sleep at night, sure.
00:39:42And stop calling me.
00:39:44And stop asking to see me in private.
00:39:46Just stop it.
00:39:49Okay.
00:39:50Sir, I was just looking for you.
00:39:55The ceremony is real good.
00:39:56The bell Patrick.
00:39:57That I'm reassigning him to the Houston office.
00:40:00Tell him to get the fuck out of L.A.
00:40:02Now.
00:40:07So, God bless.
00:40:09May the bond of your love be everlasting.
00:40:11And I think I speak on all our behalf when I say,
00:40:14we can't wait for this wedding.
00:40:15Yay!
00:40:16Where have you been?
00:40:30I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:40:31Oh, so I'm the one who just vanished for almost an hour?
00:40:35I guess we just missed each other.
00:40:38Now, let's get this party started.
00:40:40Yay!
00:40:40Yay!
00:40:40Yay!
00:40:46What?
00:40:55Texas?
00:40:56Hey, you should really focus on yourself.
00:41:00I'll deal with you when we get home.
00:41:03Deal with what?
00:41:08Deal with what?
00:41:11You and Patrick.
00:41:12I...
00:41:21I don't understand.
00:41:23Why would I be working with Patrick?
00:41:25Didn't Patrick hire you to spy on me?
00:41:26What?
00:41:27Why would Patrick want to spy on you?
00:41:29Why did you meet him at the bar tonight?
00:41:31Alone?
00:41:32Were you feeding him information about me?
00:41:34Were you spying on me?
00:41:35Stop evading the question.
00:41:37Were you feeding him information about me or not?
00:41:39Okay, can we just take it back a second?
00:41:42I mean, where did this whole I'm a spy narrative even come from?
00:41:45You're at my banquets.
00:41:46You're in my offices.
00:41:47You're in my house.
00:41:49You're at my clubs.
00:41:50I mean, what am I supposed to think?
00:41:51You're everywhere.
00:41:54You're everywhere.
00:41:55Okay, so there's been a lot of coincidences.
00:41:57But why would Patrick want me to spy on you?
00:42:00So that you can seduce me to gain access to information that'll help Patrick sweep the company out from under me.
00:42:06Okay, whatever business, family drama, political bullshit you're going through, I have nothing to do with it.
00:42:12I'm not here to steal information.
00:42:14I'm not here for Patrick.
00:42:15And I sure as hell am not here to seduce you.
00:42:17You really want me to believe that you haven't been trying to seduce me this entire time?
00:42:28Because it's been work.
00:42:29Okay.
00:42:29I'm not here for you.
00:42:59Hello?
00:43:11Yeah, alright.
00:43:14I'll be out in a minute.
00:43:14Okay.
00:43:15Okay.
00:43:16Okay.
00:43:17Okay.
00:43:18Okay.
00:43:19Okay.
00:43:20Okay.
00:43:21Okay.
00:43:22Okay.
00:43:23Okay.
00:43:24Okay.
00:43:25Okay.
00:43:26Okay.
00:43:27Okay.
00:43:28Okay.
00:43:292022.
00:43:29Okay.
00:43:37Okay.
00:43:37To the office, sir?
00:43:38To the office, sir.
00:43:39No.
00:43:40I want to follow up on this ring.
00:43:43You don't mind me asking, sir.
00:43:45What does the ring have to do with that woman from six years ago?
00:43:49It's mine.
00:43:51I think I gave it to her that night.
00:43:54Well, the pawn shop says a young woman named Cindy sold it to them last week.
00:43:57She runs a women's boutique on Rodeo Drive.
00:44:00We can head there now.
00:44:09Welcome!
00:44:10Um, may I help you?
00:44:11Yes. Are you Cindy?
00:44:13Yes.
00:44:16Did you sell this ring to the pawn shop on the 3rd?
00:44:19Yes.
00:44:23Well, how did you get your hands on this?
00:44:25Was that you six years ago from the presidential suite?
00:44:28What? What the hell are you talking about?
00:44:30Where'd you get the ring then?
00:44:32I snagged it from a flea market.
00:44:34The seller didn't know what it was worth.
00:44:36It only cost me 30 bucks.
00:44:38Okay, well, what did this person look like?
00:44:39I don't remember.
00:44:40It was years ago.
00:44:42Oh, I do remember.
00:44:45It was a woman around 40s or 50s.
00:44:47No, goddammit, it's not her.
00:44:48I'm sorry that wasn't her.
00:44:54We need to keep looking.
00:44:56Head back to the office.
00:44:57Yes, sir.
00:44:57While you're at it, just do another check on Miranda.
00:44:59I want to know everything about her.
00:45:01Who she associates with, what she's doing in my life.
00:45:04We've already tried, sir.
00:45:05We could...
00:45:05Do it, or you're fired.
00:45:07Of course, sir.
00:45:08Hello?
00:45:19I am so sorry.
00:45:21No, I'm on my way.
00:45:22I will be there soon.
00:45:23Girl, I'm literally on the plane already.
00:45:25Kirk said he found his dad, so I sent Kirk to him.
00:45:28He knew...
00:45:29Sin?
00:45:30Sin!
00:45:31Sin!
00:45:32Sin, Kirk does not have a father.
00:45:34Where did you send him?
00:45:42I swear my dad does work here.
00:45:45Hey, excuse me.
00:45:46What's going on here?
00:45:47Dad!
00:45:47Oh, my gosh.
00:45:48Hey!
00:45:49What are you doing here, kid?
00:45:51What is your...
00:45:52Is your father work here?
00:45:54You're my dad, and I just didn't have to get on a plane,
00:45:58so now I'm here.
00:46:00Hey, sir, is that the kid from last night?
00:46:02Yeah, I think his father works here.
00:46:04Just, um, send a memo through the system
00:46:06telling whoever it is that their kid is in my office.
00:46:11Hey!
00:46:12Hey, buddy, you like, uh, you like model cars?
00:46:14Yeah!
00:46:15I've got a bunch of really cool model cars in my office.
00:46:19Hey, why don't we just hand them over to the police?
00:46:21Oh, we've got to find his father first!
00:46:22But you are my dad!
00:46:24Do I look like your dad?
00:46:25Yes!
00:46:28You two do look alike at all.
00:46:30Sorry, what?
00:46:32You two look alike.
00:46:43Uh, well, hey, look, I've got a meeting to go to,
00:46:46so why don't you stay with Uncle Steve in my office,
00:46:50and, uh, I will be right back, okay?
00:46:53Okay?
00:46:53Is this your kid, sir?
00:47:13No, I don't have any kids.
00:47:15Well, excuse me, Mr. King.
00:47:18I thought, uh, I thought he might be yours
00:47:19because, uh, he looks just like you.
00:47:24Sir, I'll get back to work.
00:47:29Stark!
00:47:35Do we really look that much alike?
00:47:36Um, no.
00:47:40Yes, um, I guess.
00:47:49Hey, buddy.
00:47:50You could be a businessman when you get older.
00:47:52You seem to have the charisma for it.
00:47:54Dad, I want to go home.
00:47:57This is all they're not answering the memo yet.
00:47:59All right, here we are, ready?
00:48:13Yeah.
00:48:15Look at that.
00:48:16Look at that.
00:48:18Wow!
00:48:19You really are a kingdom.
00:48:21This is like a castle.
00:48:22That is right, and you are in my kingdom.
00:48:25So, welcome.
00:48:27Sir, what is this?
00:48:29Uh, it's just for a couple of hours,
00:48:32until at least you can pick him up.
00:48:47Where'd you go?
00:48:49Where are you?
00:48:52Uh, hey, uh, where's Miranda at?
00:49:05She ran off this morning.
00:49:07Said something about a family emergency.
00:49:09Call her.
00:49:10Yes, sir.
00:49:11Oh, and, uh, while you're out, just go to the store.
00:49:15I'm not sure when the LAPD is getting here.
00:49:17Apparently they're understaffed today.
00:49:19What else is new?
00:49:19But, uh, I'm pretty sure cookies aren't a good enough diet for a kid his age,
00:49:23and get him a new toy while you're at it.
00:49:27Yes, sir.
00:49:27Oh, my gosh, it's dad's.
00:49:45Oh, my gosh, it's dad's.
00:49:45I'm not sure what kids eat, but I think peanut butter and jelly sandwich should do.
00:50:05Also, this car toy was all they had.
00:50:07Yeah, that's fine.
00:50:09Hey, uh, any sign of Miranda?
00:50:11She's right there, sir.
00:50:21So, you can't tell me anything about your family emergency this morning.
00:50:26You can't tell me why you were in my bushes spying on me through my window.
00:50:31You can't seem to explain why Kirk seems to recognize you,
00:50:34and you can't tell me why you didn't answer any of my texts or calls from this morning.
00:50:42Oh, goody, I'm starving.
00:50:45He's your responsibility now.
00:50:48LAPD will be here shortly, hopefully.
00:50:51Sounds good.
00:50:52Absolutely will do, can do.
00:50:54Okay, we're going to play a game, okay?
00:51:02Do you want to play a game with Mommy?
00:51:03Are we playing pretend?
00:51:05How did you know that?
00:51:08Because we did it the last time with the wig and sunglasses.
00:51:11All right.
00:51:12Okay, we are going to play pretend again.
00:51:15I'm going to be the nanny, and you're going to be the little kid.
00:51:18But we can't let Mr. Raymond know that we're playing a game, okay?
00:51:23Okay.
00:51:24Nanny, I'm tired.
00:51:32Take him to the guest room.
00:51:34And I'm going to go ahead and get in contact with the cops,
00:51:37because they should be here by now.
00:51:40No!
00:51:46What's gotten into you?
00:51:48No.
00:51:50I will take care of it for you.
00:51:51You are very clearly busy with stuff.
00:51:57So I'll deal with the boy and the police, and you just, you just relax.
00:52:02Hi, LAPD.
00:52:18I was just calling about the little boy that was found at the K group this morning.
00:52:21I just wanted to let you know that his parents have been found, and there is no need to send anyone to pick him up.
00:52:26Yeah.
00:52:27Okay.
00:52:29Oh!
00:52:30Oh!
00:52:31Oh!
00:52:32Oh!
00:52:33Oh!
00:52:34Oh!
00:52:35Oh!
00:52:36Oh!
00:52:37Oh!
00:52:38Oh!
00:52:39Oh!
00:52:40I'm sorry!
00:52:41No, no, no.
00:52:42It's alright.
00:52:43It's alright.
00:52:44It's alright.
00:52:45No, no, no.
00:52:46Stop, stop.
00:52:47I got it.
00:52:48It'll be helpful.
00:52:49Hey.
00:52:50Hey.
00:52:51Hey, buddy.
00:52:52It's alright.
00:52:53I'm not mad.
00:52:54It's just an accident.
00:52:55It happens.
00:52:56Okay?
00:52:59Now, go ahead and take that, and let's go get it cleaned up.
00:53:03Okay?
00:53:04Yeah.
00:53:08Oh, thank you.
00:53:09You can go ahead and set it down right there.
00:53:11You!
00:53:12Oh, my gosh.
00:53:13What?
00:53:14Hey.
00:53:20I'm so sorry that was the car.
00:53:22Oh, okay.
00:53:23Well, I thought it was maybe just the ride you were going for.
00:53:41Hey.
00:53:46Hello?
00:53:47Raymond King.
00:53:48Did you banish your cousin to Texas?
00:53:49Do you understand how mad your uncle is right now?
00:53:52Yeah, look.
00:53:53Mom.
00:53:54This was bound to happen.
00:53:55Okay?
00:53:56He's been trying to claw his way into the K group for years, and he can have the Houston office,
00:53:59but there's no way in hell that I'm letting him take over the headquarters here in L.A.
00:54:02Raymond, Raymond, Raymond.
00:54:04Let's talk.
00:54:05In person.
00:54:06Okay.
00:54:07I'll let you know when I'm free.
00:54:08Got a ton of work at the office, and I'm even on my way out right now.
00:54:11Too late.
00:54:12I'm already here.
00:54:21Hey, buddy.
00:54:22All right.
00:54:23We're going to go up.
00:54:24One, two, three.
00:54:25Nice.
00:54:26Just like the airplane.
00:54:27Let's go.
00:54:28Okay.
00:54:29Go, go, go.
00:54:30Okay, no, no.
00:54:31Both of you need to stay in here and stay quiet, okay?
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34Can you stay quiet and play with the nanny?
00:54:36Nice.
00:54:37Wait, what's going on?
00:54:39Shh.
00:54:40Coming!
00:54:41I don't understand why you're making this so difficult.
00:54:57I asked you to marry Alicia, not fall in love with her.
00:55:02Without her family's support, your uncle is going to raise hell over what you did.
00:55:06I know, but that Uncle Andy's been trying to steal the company from us for years.
00:55:09I mean, do you think a marriage is really going to save anything?
00:55:13Your uncle aside, you still need to consider picking a marriage candidate.
00:55:18And Alicia is your best bet.
00:55:21The land her family controls is exactly what we need.
00:55:27Without the ability to expand, we won't be able to reach the goal that your father envisioned.
00:55:33What's that?
00:55:35Uh, no, it's nothing.
00:55:36I must have paused the video I was watching.
00:55:42Tell me, Raymond, why not Alicia?
00:55:45Well, look, I'm busy at the office with work and meetings and work.
00:55:52I don't have time for this.
00:55:55I'll call my driver.
00:55:57No need.
00:55:58I drove myself.
00:56:05Will you at least consider Alicia?
00:56:07She's not a bad looking girl either.
00:56:09Hang on.
00:56:10Yeah.
00:56:15Forgot my purse.
00:56:16Oh, sure, sure.
00:56:17Whose toy is this?
00:56:29Whose toy is this?
00:56:31Oh, it's mine.
00:56:34I, you know, got it at the store.
00:56:37You used to love toy cars.
00:56:41We had to put the Greenfield project on pause.
00:56:53What was that?
00:56:54The news said there's a big solar storm coming that could mess with our gear.
00:56:57And on top of that, we're expecting some serious downpours and a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
00:57:04Look, I want a DNA test done on Kirk and I...
00:57:07What?
00:57:08Kirk, you mean that kid?
00:57:10There's just something about him.
00:57:12The more I look at him, the more it feels like I'm staring into a de-aging mirror.
00:57:18A de-aging...
00:57:19No, look, you get the point.
00:57:21Just do it in secret.
00:57:23Don't let anybody find out.
00:57:24Don't let Miranda or the kid know.
00:57:26Do it fast.
00:57:29I want results as quick as possible.
00:57:31Yes, sir.
00:57:40Hey, Kirk.
00:57:52Remember me?
00:57:53Remember me?
00:57:57Remember me?
00:57:58Yeah.
00:57:59The boring uncle.
00:58:01Well, how about we play a game of hide and seek together.
00:58:06I want to play with dad.
00:58:08Your dad's busy with work, but he sent me to play with you.
00:58:14Okay, but I want to hide first.
00:58:16Four.
00:58:17Five.
00:58:18Six.
00:58:19Seven.
00:58:20Eight.
00:58:21Nine.
00:58:22Ten.
00:58:23Where are you?
00:58:24Uncle Steve can't find you.
00:58:25Ready or not, here I come.
00:58:26Found you.
00:58:27Okay, now it's my turn.
00:58:28One.
00:58:29Two.
00:58:30Three.
00:58:31Five.
00:58:32Five.
00:58:33Five.
00:58:34Five.
00:58:35Five.
00:58:36Five.
00:58:37Seven.
00:58:38Eight.
00:58:39Nine.
00:58:40Ten.
00:58:41Where are you?
00:58:42Uncle Steve can't find you.
00:58:43Ready or not, here I come.
00:58:45Found you.
00:58:46Okay, now it's my turn.
00:58:48One.
00:58:49Two.
00:58:50Three.
00:58:51Five.
00:58:52Five.
00:58:53Five.
00:58:54Five.
00:58:55Three.
00:58:56Four.
00:58:57Five.
00:58:58Six.
00:58:59Seven.
00:59:00Eight.
00:59:01What's this?
00:59:02It's the DNA test result, sir.
00:59:11So, we're not even a little bit related.
00:59:15Yes, sir.
00:59:18Sir?
00:59:19This is good news, isn't it?
00:59:23It's a good news, you're a little boy.
00:59:24Sure.
00:59:25It's a good news.
00:59:26It's about you.
00:59:27Absolutely.
00:59:28I'm a little loser, and I'm a little scientist.
00:59:29It's a good news, you're a little wizard.
00:59:30You're a little wizard.
00:59:31Thank you, my friend.
00:59:33Mommy, take me out to play.
00:59:37Honey, it's raining outside.
00:59:39And besides, when we're together and we're alone, you can call me Mom.
00:59:43Okay, Mom.
00:59:45Hey.
00:59:51The weather's just so weird today.
00:59:54Yeah, we got a big solar storm coming through.
00:59:56We've even got a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
00:59:59I heard something spooky might happen.
01:00:01Maybe we'll get super couched.
01:00:03Oh, hey, hey.
01:00:05So, um, anyway, what I was gonna...
01:00:09Tell you, um...
01:00:11Two days gone by and still no sign of the cops.
01:00:15No.
01:00:17No, they actually came by and it turns out that his father is really sick.
01:00:21And so I told them that I would watch him for a few days.
01:00:25Great to see you here, kiddo.
01:00:27Oh, my...
01:00:29Oh, my...
01:00:35Mom, Mom!
01:00:37Mom!
01:00:38What did you just call me?
01:00:40Mom, are you okay?
01:00:42Mom!
01:00:43Mom!
01:00:44Mom!
01:00:45Mom!
01:00:46Mom!
01:00:47Mom!
01:00:48Mom!
01:00:49Mom!
01:00:50Mom!
01:00:51Mom!
01:00:52Mom!
01:00:53Mom!
01:00:54Mom!
01:00:55So you're telling me that we switched bodies?
01:00:58Oh, please tell me this is one big elaborate joke.
01:01:01Nope.
01:01:02This is not a dream.
01:01:03It's not rocket science.
01:01:04You unclip.
01:01:05You unwind.
01:01:06Find an outlet.
01:01:07And...
01:01:08There you go.
01:01:09There you go.
01:01:10Open.
01:01:11There you go.
01:01:12There you go.
01:01:13There you go.
01:01:14I'm tired.
01:01:15Come on.
01:01:16Mom!
01:01:17Mom!
01:01:18Are you okay?
01:01:19You're acting weird.
01:01:20How long do you have to play it in any game for?
01:01:22No.
01:01:23No.
01:01:24No.
01:01:25No.
01:01:26No.
01:01:27No.
01:01:28No.
01:01:29No.
01:01:30No.
01:01:31No.
01:01:32No.
01:01:33No.
01:01:34No.
01:01:35No.
01:01:36No.
01:01:37No.
01:01:38No.
01:01:39No.
01:01:40No.
01:01:41No.
01:01:42No.
01:01:43No.
01:01:44You have to play it in any game for?
01:01:46No.
01:01:47There you go.
01:01:48What did you have to play in any game for?
01:01:49It was not that fun.
01:01:50It never even was.
01:01:52Okay.
01:01:53Sure.
01:01:54We can stop.
01:01:55But what did you just call me?
01:01:56Mom.
01:01:57You said just the two of us, I could call you mom, and now the game is over.
01:02:00Why do you call me, um, Raymond father?
01:02:04Because I looked just like him.
01:02:06And in the movies, daddies and sons always looked the same.
01:02:10Those are just the movies, kid.
01:02:12You know, you gotta have some more kind of proof.
01:02:17But there is proof.
01:02:19What?
01:02:20The ring.
01:02:21If you draw and show it to Mr. Raymond, he could see it.
01:02:24It must be his.
01:02:25Do you remember what this ring looks like?
01:02:27You said it had a big ring of stone.
01:02:31All right, it's time for bed, kiddo.
01:02:42Miranda, what is it?
01:02:58I am Raymond.
01:03:00What?
01:03:01Sorry, I don't have time for this.
01:03:02Mr. King and I have a very busy day ahead of us.
01:03:04I took you to a boutique on Rodeo Drive a few days ago.
01:03:08We talked to a woman named Cindy about an emerald ring.
01:03:10What?
01:03:10How did you know that?
01:03:11Because I am Raymond King.
01:03:13This isn't funny.
01:03:15What is it, some kind of prank you thought of?
01:03:16What's next, a camera and a big sign that says gotcha?
01:03:19Please.
01:03:19Three years ago, when your mom got sick, I found the best doctor in Germany to cure her.
01:03:23The procedure lasted about 12 hours and 34 minutes.
01:03:31Boss?
01:03:32Yeah.
01:03:33What happened?
01:03:35It's a long story.
01:03:37Anyway, plans change and I have a job for you.
01:03:39I need you to do another DNA sample, this time comparing my hair to Kirk's.
01:03:44Not Miranda's.
01:03:45Yes, sir.
01:03:55For the better of K group, you need to give Alicia a chance.
01:03:59Why don't you invite her to dinner tonight?
01:04:00Miranda, why don't you go clean the bedroom or something?
01:04:05This is a private conversation.
01:04:07Steve, why don't you join us?
01:04:22No thanks, Mr., Miss, Mrs. King.
01:04:24I have stuff to do at the office.
01:04:27Where can I find, um, you know, Mr., uh, uh, Miss Miranda?
01:04:38What is going on with everyone today?
01:04:45Keep smiling like that and you won't get paid this month.
01:04:48So he is my son.
01:05:00Sir, not to interrupt your, uh, midlife crisis, but we have another problem.
01:05:08You have six meetings today.
01:05:10Okay, and?
01:05:14Oh, crap.
01:05:15Okay, don't worry, sir.
01:05:34I mean, Miranda.
01:05:36We have a plan.
01:05:36Come on.
01:05:37Ladies and gentlemen, uh, I would like to introduce to you today my new advisor, Miranda.
01:06:04Uh, she will be stepping up today to lead today's meeting, and I trust that you will treat her
01:06:13with the same amount of respect that you treat me with, your boss, Raymond Cate.
01:06:18Oh, any idea on how to fix this?
01:06:42No, not a glove.
01:06:51Mr. King's office.
01:06:54Mm-hmm.
01:06:55Okay.
01:06:57Steve needs me.
01:06:59Stay here and wait for me.
01:07:02I...
01:07:02This is already my fifth coffee today.
01:07:07God, how much coffee does one person have to drink for their caffeine tolerance to be this high?
01:07:17Like I said, that just, it looks really good on you.
01:07:21What are you doing?
01:07:22Oh, it's you.
01:07:23That clumsy waitress.
01:07:25What are you doing here?
01:07:27Oh, I get it.
01:07:28You put those looks to use and seduced your way into a rich man's bed.
01:07:32I always knew you were a gold digger.
01:07:34Fuck off.
01:07:35Oh.
01:07:36Hey!
01:07:37What?
01:07:39Get back here!
01:07:44So what?
01:07:45Experimenting with my love life?
01:07:46What?
01:07:47No.
01:07:48Your mother was talking to me about how Alicia's the perfect match for you, and look, I was
01:07:53just doing you a favor by making the first move.
01:07:56A favor?
01:07:58You think setting me up with another woman is doing me a favor?
01:08:02Another woman?
01:08:03I...
01:08:04I don't understand.
01:08:09What's happening?
01:08:15What's happening?
01:08:15It's just a solar eclipse.
01:08:17Don't sidetrack it.
01:08:20I'm sorry.
01:08:22Like, it is so funny.
01:08:24You looking at me like that with my face, is that actually how I look like when I'm
01:08:28mad?
01:08:29Well, it's your face.
01:08:30No, I just think you're doing it a little bit different.
01:08:32How would I be doing something differently?
01:08:34I don't know.
01:08:34Maybe it's the, uh, oh, it's the hair.
01:08:36I never do my hair like that.
01:08:37I like it, though.
01:08:38It gives me a more professional feel.
01:08:41This is exactly how you do your hair.
01:08:43No, no, it's not at all.
01:08:44I think I...
01:08:45You don't have your hair like that.
01:08:47I always have my hair like that.
01:08:48What did you do to my hair?
01:08:49No, you don't.
01:08:49It's weird.
01:08:50No, your part is weird.
01:08:50I don't know what you did to the lips.
01:08:51Yeah, look at that.
01:08:52Okay, so I don't have, like, lips right?
01:08:53It's your hair, your lips, your hair, your eyes.
01:08:55Don't talk about my hair.
01:08:56Everything.
01:08:57Everything.
01:09:10Hey.
01:09:11Don't try to sidetrack it.
01:09:14It's just the end of the solar eclipse.
01:09:15So, we got our bodies back just like that.
01:09:26What was that?
01:09:27Some kind of joke from the sun?
01:09:28Yeah, it's perfect timing, too.
01:09:31We've got a pretty important meeting in a few minutes,
01:09:32and I was trying to figure out how I was going to do it in your body.
01:09:36You stay here, and you figure out a reason why you've been lying to me for weeks.
01:09:39What are you talking about?
01:09:41Why you didn't tell me Kirk is my son.
01:09:53So, you're telling me it was you the whole time?
01:09:57I mean, didn't you recognize me?
01:10:01Well, that night I was drugged, and my memory was all fuzzy.
01:10:05Then I found out I was pregnant, but I didn't remember what you looked like.
01:10:08But I went in, and I asked the hotel staff, and they wouldn't tell me anything.
01:10:11So, I ran out of options.
01:10:14Okay, well, what about the ring, then?
01:10:16I sold it.
01:10:18You know, there was a time where Kirk and I really struggled to get by.
01:10:26What about you?
01:10:27Why didn't you recognize me?
01:10:29Well, you know, I was pretty messed up that night, too.
01:10:33But I was looking for you for years.
01:10:35I mean, I sent Steve on hundreds and thousands of wild goose chases, but we could never come up with anything.
01:10:40But here you are.
01:10:44I'm so sorry that I accused you of being a spy sent by my cousin's family.
01:10:49It's okay.
01:10:51I mean, I haven't forgiven you quite yet, Mr. King.
01:10:53Okay, well, what can I do to earn your forgiveness?
01:10:57Mom!
01:10:58Dad!
01:11:02Dad!
01:11:02You can start by being a dad.
01:11:07Oh!
01:11:08You know what, kid?
01:11:09I, uh, I think you might be right.
01:11:13About what?
01:11:15We do look alike.
01:11:17I knew it!
01:11:20Hey, kiddo, what do you want for dinner tonight?
01:11:23Pizza!
01:11:27Okay.
01:11:28It's pizza, then.
01:11:29Let's go get some pizza.
01:11:30Let's go.
01:11:35Let's go.
01:11:35So I take it you do this a lot?
01:11:44Not really.
01:11:46So consider yourself lucky.
01:11:48I don't think you'd say that if you knew who I am.
01:11:50I don't need your backstory.
01:11:52I'm never going to see you again.
01:11:54No?
01:11:55Alicia Brown?
01:11:56I will see you very soon.
01:11:57Ms. Brown, this is a contract for your father to sell the house.
01:12:13No, this is my mother's house. You have no right to sell it.
01:12:16It's not your house.
01:12:17Poor thing.
01:12:18Won't even have a roof over her head.
01:12:21When your mother died, she passed ownership to your father.
01:12:24You have no legal right.
01:12:26I put myself through college. I never asked you for any money.
01:12:31Why do you have to take away Mom's house?
01:12:34This house was the only thing my mother left her.
01:12:37Shut up. Remember whose side you're on.
01:12:41No, I'm not going to let you sell the house.
01:12:44Unfortunately, Ms. Brown, you have no legal claim on the house.
01:12:49Only Mr. Brown can sell or transfer ownership.
01:12:54Oh, my dear sister, don't worry. I have a proposition.
01:12:59You can keep your mom's house if you marry that Lucius lion so I don't have to.
01:13:05What?
01:13:07Mother's family and the lion family needs to work together.
01:13:12Tighter bonds lead to a better business.
01:13:15I'm going to do you good to marry a lion.
01:13:17They're very influential.
01:13:18Almost like Cinderella, sis.
01:13:21This is your family business, not mine.
01:13:23And I'm not your sister.
01:13:25Um, fine. Then gather your garbage and leave.
01:13:28We'll give you a minute to sacrifice.
01:13:30Dad, how can you let them do this?
01:13:32But, Laura...
01:13:34I make the rules in this house.
01:13:36Marry Lucius lion or get out of my house.
01:13:39We want your answer before the end of the day.
01:13:41Wait, can I...
01:13:43Can I at least meet the guy?
01:13:46I'm not sure.
01:13:47He's a busy man.
01:13:48Probably out fucking a two dollar whore.
01:13:57There's no way I'd marry you off to that good for nothing man whore.
01:14:00Thank God.
01:14:01I was getting nervous there for a minute.
01:14:17At this table, I make the rules.
01:14:27Do as I say, and our game goes on.
01:14:31Mr. Lion, you win.
01:14:34We'll continue to comply with your company.
01:14:37It's a pleasure doing business with you.
01:14:47You have a quarterly meeting today.
01:14:57And...
01:14:58Why?
01:14:59Spit it out.
01:15:01Your father is threatening your privileges if you don't marry.
01:15:04He's not gonna try to use me to keep the family business together.
01:15:08I've dug up everything on the elder daughter of the Brown family.
01:15:12Alicia Brown.
01:15:17I thought I was to marry the other one.
01:15:20You know, the brunette.
01:15:24She's a hard worker.
01:15:26I want to meet her.
01:15:30Don't you bitches even think about evicting me.
01:15:33It's not gonna happen.
01:15:34This house belongs to me and my mother.
01:15:42She says thanks, but wants to be alone tonight.
01:15:56Thanks for trying.
01:15:58Better luck next time.
01:16:12I wanted to come over here and personally say thank you, but...
01:16:16I'm not interested in meeting anyone tonight.
01:16:19No hard feelings.
01:16:21But...
01:16:22If you still want a free drink...
01:16:25Please.
01:16:26I hate rum.
01:16:28I see someone drink like that...
01:16:42They're definitely trying to forget something.
01:16:44Like I said, I'm not here to meet a friend.
01:16:46Fine.
01:16:47But when I see someone sulking by themselves...
01:16:50I try to help.
01:16:51If you want another drink for your troubles...
01:16:57It's on me.
01:16:58You rehearsed that line?
01:17:00I figured in exchange for a drink...
01:17:03You'd get whatever's bothering you off your trust.
01:17:10What's your name?
01:17:11I'm Nobody.
01:17:13Besides, you said you're not interested in making any friends.
01:17:17Okay, Nobody.
01:17:19If you want to hear about it...
01:17:22I'll take that drink.
01:17:30Wine's gone.
01:17:31Dammit.
01:17:32Marrying someone you don't love?
01:17:33Mmhmm.
01:17:36I'm rooting for you.
01:17:38Hope the guy's decent.
01:17:46What was that for?
01:17:47You're cute.
01:17:48And sweet.
01:17:49Well, I won't get to do this again.
01:17:56So I take it you do this a lot?
01:17:57Not really.
01:17:58So consider yourself lucky.
01:18:00I don't think you'd say that if you knew who I am.
01:18:02I don't need your backstory.
01:18:04I'm never gonna see you again.
01:18:06Look.
01:18:08I'm never gonna see you again...
01:18:10Fuck.
01:18:11Look!
01:18:12Fuck!
01:18:13No need to sneak out.
01:18:39I'm not hurt.
01:18:40You're trying to leave.
01:18:41Last night was a mistake, no, no, last night was nice, you're nice, it was all nice.
01:18:50Well, I'm convinced, but are you sure you don't want to know who I am?
01:18:57Look, if we'd met at another time then maybe we could get coffee or something, but I'm kind
01:19:03of getting married.
01:19:05Well, I did not see that coming.
01:19:08Well, I hope your soon-to-be husband doesn't find out about all this and, I don't know,
01:19:19shoot me?
01:19:20No, it'll, it'll be our little secret, okay?
01:19:22Um, I should go.
01:19:27Sorry.
01:19:30Tell my father I'll agree to the wedding.
01:19:43Oh, Alicia Brown, what an interesting woman.
01:19:56Are you ready?
01:20:01I've made a change to our agreement.
01:20:06I want it in writing.
01:20:07One year of marriage, I get my mother's house.
01:20:13I didn't agree to that.
01:20:15I get the house on your good word.
01:20:17I'm not stupid.
01:20:20You want the house back that bad?
01:20:24Two years at the least.
01:20:26It's my final offer.
01:20:28Deal.
01:20:33You want the house back that bad?
01:20:37Okay, where's the groom?
01:20:38Maybe he realized who he was marrying and backed out.
01:20:56Let's just get this over with.
01:20:58He'd better settle for you or you could kiss that house goodbye.
01:21:00I heard Lucius was a promiscuous man.
01:21:03I mean, he slept with half the women in this town.
01:21:05He and his father hate each other.
01:21:08Sorry I'm late.
01:21:11Sorry I'm late.
01:21:21Sorry I'm late.
01:21:23You're a fine young gentleman.
01:21:37Is that Lucius' line?
01:21:39He's sexy.
01:21:40I see why the girls like him.
01:21:42Oh, add me to that list.
01:21:44Yeah.
01:21:45Excuse me?
01:21:50Shall we?
01:21:51You're Lucius' line?
01:21:53One and only.
01:21:54Why did you say something?
01:21:56Do you like fucking with the girls you sleep with?
01:21:58You didn't want to know me.
01:22:00Unbelievable.
01:22:02You came on to me, so it's not my fault.
01:22:05Hey.
01:22:06We'll get bigger after we get married.
01:22:09Sorry father.
01:22:11This isn't over.
01:22:13It's an honor to marry your daughter.
01:22:23The honor is all ours.
01:22:24I'm sure you two will get along sweaty.
01:22:26You needn't worry about a thing.
01:22:28Well I hope our business relations will grow even stronger now.
01:22:32I'm not quite concerned with business on my wedding day.
01:22:48And how are you feeling sweetheart?
01:22:50We need to talk through a few things in private.
01:23:04You get all your one night stands to do your cleaning for you?
01:23:07I'm a bit of a neat freak.
01:23:09A maid maybe?
01:23:11I have a few questions.
01:23:17Ask away.
01:23:19Quit it with the Prince Charming routine.
01:23:21It might work on your one night stands, but it's not going to work on me.
01:23:24It worked for you that night.
01:23:29I have a few questions.
01:23:31Ask away.
01:23:32Quit it with the Prince Charming routine.
01:23:34It might work on your other one night stands, but it's not going to work on me.
01:23:38It worked on you that night.
01:23:40I told you I overdid it that night.
01:23:42And now that I'm being forced to marry you, I need to lay down some rules.
01:23:46Very well.
01:23:48It wasn't my choice to marry you either.
01:23:50What do you mean?
01:23:51My father thinks I'm only good for the family business.
01:23:54He wanted this marriage to get your family's shares in our company.
01:23:58Wait, so that night you found me, you were actually trying to get to know me?
01:24:03Damn it, why didn't you just say something?
01:24:08I guess it's too late now.
01:24:10You said you had some rules?
01:24:12Rule number one.
01:24:14You stay out of my business, I stay out of yours.
01:24:17I just got done with school and I'm looking for a job, so...
01:24:20Fair enough.
01:24:21I wouldn't want you meddling in my business.
01:24:22Okay, great.
01:24:23Rule number two.
01:24:24Now hang on.
01:24:25Even if it's strictly business, this is a relationship.
01:24:29A relationship is a two-way street.
01:24:32You want rules?
01:24:33Then so do I.
01:24:35Fair is fair.
01:24:37What are your rules?
01:24:38When the time comes, I need you to act like my wife.
01:24:42For appearances.
01:24:43Wow.
01:24:44Didn't strike me as someone who cared what people thought.
01:24:48Well, I have family duties the same as you.
01:24:52Rule number two.
01:24:54I'm not going to move in with you.
01:24:56Why?
01:24:57I don't feel comfortable living in someone else's home.
01:25:01Then I want a date.
01:25:04You're being serious?
01:25:06You're pleasant enough.
01:25:08Besides, I should know who I'm married to.
01:25:10Alright, consider it done.
01:25:12Rule number three.
01:25:14I want a divorce.
01:25:16In two years.
01:25:18My father should have your family's shares by then.
01:25:23He wouldn't care much what we do.
01:25:26Deal?
01:25:27Deal.
01:25:28Now, this marriage might be entitled alone, but if you need anything, you've got it.
01:25:40Both of them have a divorce.
01:25:43Thanks.
01:25:44I'm happy, mate.
01:25:45Bye-bye.
01:25:46Thanks.
01:25:47Thanks.
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