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00:00:00This is a Hollywood party.
00:00:03I can't believe I'm so close to Freddie Jones.
00:00:30I can't believe I'm so close to Freddie Jones.
00:00:46Charlotte!
00:00:47Why are you just standing here when there's people without hors d'oeuvres?
00:00:50Sorry sir, the caterers were in on so I had to get more.
00:00:53Finally, more hors d'oeuvres.
00:00:55I was just talking to the head of the studio.
00:00:57We share a ski cabin.
00:00:59She's having a great time, Uncle Seth.
00:01:01At least I have one intern who knows how to host a party.
00:01:04Charlotte, you could take a few notes here from Ava.
00:01:07This isn't your backwoods Applebee's.
00:01:10This is a Hollywood party.
00:01:12Hey, Mark Paul Gossler!
00:01:14He's right. You're too uptight and sweaty.
00:01:18It's not helping your whole Walmart aesthetic.
00:01:21It's not helping that I've been working this entire party by myself.
00:01:24It doesn't matter how hard you work.
00:01:26People have to like you.
00:01:28Nobody likes a martyr who dresses like she works at the DMV.
00:01:31Give up.
00:01:32And go home.
00:01:33Thanks Ava, but I don't need advice on how to charm a room from a nepho baby.
00:01:38I've been working for Tip since I was 15.
00:01:40Mr. Jones?
00:01:53Call me Freddy.
00:01:55Right.
00:01:57Um, I'm so sorry.
00:01:59You don't need to be sorry.
00:02:00This party needed a little excitement.
00:02:01This one was trash and everybody knows it.
00:02:02Yeah.
00:02:03I mean, I prefer your earlier work, but you were still excellent.
00:02:04Thanks for telling me the truth.
00:02:05Nobody tells me the truth anymore.
00:02:06Well, it was nice bumping into you.
00:02:07Hey, Mr. Jones.
00:02:08Hey, you should be the one entertaining our star client.
00:02:09Not her.
00:02:10I can only hire one of you.
00:02:11Right now, she's winning.
00:02:12Right now, she's winning.
00:02:13Do better.
00:02:15You can't come see her.
00:02:16Ay, I cannot pass you off and do everything.
00:02:18Good luck for that.
00:02:19It's my time, eh, and my friends are seeing you all the time here.
00:02:20Those people started to be all the time where we're in here.
00:02:21Guys, eh?
00:02:22This is why the rest are so great.
00:02:23Nice and fun.
00:02:24Kids, do that.
00:02:25That's right.
00:02:26I want my friends.
00:02:27Um, don't be what I owe you, but, making me a little bit myself, do that.
00:02:28Hey, Mr. Jones?
00:02:29Hey, you should be the one entertaining our star client.
00:02:30Not her.
00:02:31I can only hire one of you.
00:02:32Right now, she's winning.
00:02:34Do better.
00:02:36What do you need to learn?
00:02:42What a good time.
00:03:11Where am I?
00:03:21Good morning.
00:03:23Good morning.
00:03:29Good morning.
00:03:41Did you forget that today is the first day of your master plan?
00:03:51Come on man, get down here.
00:03:53Yeah, I am.
00:04:06Hey, what a premiere Mr. Jones.
00:04:08I don't know whether you're more radiant on screen or off.
00:04:11Hey, what can I get you? You want a coffee, water?
00:04:14No, I'm fine, thanks.
00:04:15How about, I'll just, I'll get both just in case.
00:04:21Close the door.
00:04:27O negative, your favorite.
00:04:29Figure after last night you would be pretty hungry.
00:04:33I didn't even like that, eh?
00:04:35Just needed help and I needed an exit.
00:04:38Come on, Freddy.
00:04:39I've been your best friend and your enabler for the last 200 years.
00:04:43And during that time, I've known you to be very picky, very cautious, and a very, very demanding vampire.
00:04:51So come on, give me something.
00:04:54How'd she taste?
00:04:58I don't know man, I think she was an intern.
00:05:00I didn't even get her name.
00:05:02But nothing happened.
00:05:04Good.
00:05:05Cause I got enough to worry about while you're going away undercover.
00:05:08You sure about this plan?
00:05:10I mean, come on.
00:05:11Why can't you just go to the Maldives like every other actor?
00:05:14I just need to get away from everything.
00:05:16The business, my parents, this whole movie star lifestyle.
00:05:21But why do you want to go undercover as an intern?
00:05:24Is this about that intern girl?
00:05:26Yeah, I may have come on a bit strong.
00:05:28I don't know, there's just something about her.
00:05:30But how do you know dressing up like an intern is going to help you get to know her?
00:05:33And how do you know that when you get close to her, you're not just going to blow your cover?
00:05:37I don't know, I'll play it cool.
00:05:38I'll work hard.
00:05:39Hopefully our paths will cross.
00:05:41I can feel it though.
00:05:42Fine.
00:05:43I'll do what I can.
00:05:45But please, promise me you're not going to let this intern thing distract you from your actual job.
00:05:50Thanks, Coleman.
00:05:52This is going to be the role of a lifetime.
00:05:57Better.
00:05:59But you can't help but look like a movie star.
00:06:02I think I might need help from a glamour, so...
00:06:05Ah, so I didn't know if you wanted all the...
00:06:10Where's Mr. Jones?
00:06:11He had an engagement.
00:06:14Who's this?
00:06:15This is Edward, our new intern.
00:06:17Oh, great.
00:06:19Another one.
00:06:21Well, let's get you started.
00:06:23Jesus, this might actually work.
00:06:29When can I expect money from you?
00:06:30I'm bartending nights and weekends.
00:06:31If you don't make some more money soon, you won't have a home to return to.
00:06:35Do you know the debt we're in?
00:06:36We're going to lose the bar if you don't start helping.
00:06:37The internship is going great.
00:06:38I'm going to have a new job before we know it.
00:06:39Okay?
00:06:40Mom, I have to go.
00:06:41Bye.
00:06:42After you humiliated yourself in front of the entire industry.
00:06:43I'm surprised you even came in today.
00:06:44What happened to me last night?
00:06:45I know I only have one drink.
00:06:46Were you taking bets on who you ended up?
00:06:47Were you taking bets on who you ended up?
00:06:48I'm not going to have a home.
00:06:49I'm not going to have a home to return to.
00:06:50Do you know the debt we're in?
00:06:51We're going to lose the bar if you don't start helping.
00:06:52The internship is going great.
00:06:53I'm going to have a new job before we know it.
00:06:54Okay?
00:06:55Mom, I have to go.
00:06:56Bye.
00:06:57After you humiliated yourself in front of the entire industry.
00:06:59I'm surprised you even came in today.
00:07:00What happened to me last night?
00:07:01I know I only have one drink.
00:07:02Were you taking bets on who you ended up with?
00:07:04My money's in the pay from the mail room.
00:07:05Leave me alone.
00:07:06Oh.
00:07:07Oh.
00:07:08Oh.
00:07:09Oh.
00:07:10Oh.
00:07:11Oh.
00:07:12Oh.
00:07:13Oh.
00:07:14Oh.
00:07:15Oh.
00:07:16Oh.
00:07:17Oh.
00:07:18Oh.
00:07:19Oh.
00:07:20Oh.
00:07:21Oh.
00:07:22Oh.
00:07:23Oh.
00:07:24Oh.
00:07:25Oh.
00:07:26Oh.
00:07:27Oh.
00:07:28If it isn't Miss Life of the Party.
00:07:31You know, it's one thing to entertain the clients, but it's another to walk around acting
00:07:36like a drunken floozy.
00:07:37I'm sorry.
00:07:38I don't...
00:07:39Oh, really?
00:07:40You're sorry about that?
00:07:41Well, it's penance you can show around the new intern.
00:07:44We have a new intern?
00:07:45Yeah, yeah.
00:07:46That guy.
00:07:47Hey, come on over here.
00:07:48Hawk Hogan.
00:07:49Yeah, you.
00:07:50Jesus.
00:07:51Stop doing workouts and talk to her.
00:07:54Hi.
00:07:55I'm Edward.
00:07:56Hi.
00:07:57I'm Edward.
00:07:58Are you okay?
00:07:59Yeah.
00:08:00I'm Charlotte.
00:08:01Let me show you around.
00:08:02Hey, cutie.
00:08:03Oh.
00:08:04Hello.
00:08:05Are you running for junior exec?
00:08:06No.
00:08:07I'm not looking for anything permanent.
00:08:08Oh, good.
00:08:09We should get along fine then.
00:08:10Oh, good.
00:08:11We should get along fine then.
00:08:12Oh, good.
00:08:13We should get along fine then.
00:08:14I'm good.
00:08:15I'm good.
00:08:16I'm good.
00:08:17I'm good.
00:08:18I'm good.
00:08:19I'm good.
00:08:20I'm good.
00:08:21I'm good.
00:08:22I'm good.
00:08:23I'm good.
00:08:24Oh, good.
00:08:25We should get along fine then.
00:08:27So, where are you from?
00:08:29Look, I'm supposed to help Charlotte with something, so...
00:08:32Between us?
00:08:33Charlotte's character isn't going to get her very far in this industry.
00:08:38This was her last night.
00:08:41Hey!
00:08:42Okay.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44Where are you going?
00:08:46To go help Charlotte.
00:08:48Like you should have done last night.
00:08:50So, Freddie just went on vacation.
00:08:57When he gets back, he's going to want something very different for his next project.
00:09:01We're looking for something that's very character driven, but at the same time, something that only he could play.
00:09:06So, ideas?
00:09:08What about a period piece?
00:09:10You know, Freddie has this classic quality to him.
00:09:13Like, he could almost be from a different time.
00:09:16Um, I could see him in a western?
00:09:18Or a Dean Austin movie?
00:09:20Oh, that's really perceptive.
00:09:21Excuse me.
00:09:22Interns?
00:09:23But the grownups are talking?
00:09:25Do you know who you're talking to?
00:09:29Do you know who you're talking to?
00:09:31I mean, it's Fred Edwards' first day.
00:09:40Sorry.
00:09:46Oh!
00:09:47I totally forgot.
00:09:48I've actually got to run, but I'm greatly looking forward to hearing all of your ideas.
00:09:53When you're big shots, you can open your mouth every time a dumb idea pops into your head.
00:10:01But until then, you're nobody.
00:10:04I'll remember that.
00:10:05Good.
00:10:06Charlotte, you can stay and clean up after the party.
00:10:08I'll tell the cleaning services to skip this weekend.
00:10:11Tonight?
00:10:12But I have another job.
00:10:13Oh, great!
00:10:14But you should have thought about that before you embarrassed our department.
00:10:19Ava!
00:10:20Happy hour!
00:10:21I'm buying!
00:10:28You know you don't have to stay and clean up with me, right?
00:10:31I don't mind.
00:10:33Can I ask you something?
00:10:35Are Ava and Seth real pieces of shit?
00:10:38Ew.
00:10:40I shouldn't laugh.
00:10:42No, you should.
00:10:43You have a really beautiful smile.
00:10:46No, but seriously, why are they always like that?
00:10:49I don't know.
00:10:50It's just kind of the way they are.
00:10:51Ava's in the running for the same job as me and Seth's her uncle, so...
00:10:57Anyway, what's your story?
00:11:01Why are you here?
00:11:02I mean, you can call it a court of life crisis.
00:11:07I don't know, I guess I've just been sheltered my whole life, so...
00:11:11I just wanted to try something new.
00:11:12You wanted to try picking up trash with me?
00:11:16I mean, there's worse ways to spend your day.
00:11:19Plus, I thought you can, you know, teach me a few things and I can learn the ins and outs.
00:11:24Deal.
00:11:30Shoot, I'm gonna be late for work.
00:11:31But this isn't work?
00:11:33Not for me.
00:11:35You know we don't get paid, right?
00:11:37What?
00:11:39I'll see you on Monday.
00:11:45Hey, Coleman.
00:11:47Yeah, give me the personal file on Charlotte's end.
00:11:50Yeah, I need to know everything about her.
00:11:51Also, dude, we gotta start paying these interns.
00:11:55Alright.
00:12:07Why would you want to meet here?
00:12:10You hate places like this.
00:12:12Yeah, you do.
00:12:13What can I get good to?
00:12:15Mr. Hart?
00:12:18Edward, do you guys know each other?
00:12:21Us?
00:12:23No, no, no, no, no.
00:12:25Look, he's a friend of my father's.
00:12:28I just didn't want anyone to think I was another Nepo baby.
00:12:31That's why you're so sheltered.
00:12:33Don't worry, your secret's safe with me.
00:12:35Do you know what you'd like?
00:12:38Yeah, we'll take two Bloody Marys.
00:12:41Extra Bloody.
00:12:47What?
00:12:48Small world.
00:12:49Small world and-
00:12:50Oh, look!
00:12:51Right there is where it tells you where she works in her personnel file.
00:12:55Yeah.
00:12:56Would you look at that?
00:12:57I think you already did.
00:12:58She's amazing, though.
00:13:00Top of her class.
00:13:02Full ride scholarship.
00:13:04She could be anything.
00:13:05I don't know why she'd want to settle at the bottom in Hollywood.
00:13:08Sounds like somebody else that we know.
00:13:10Even the drinking.
00:13:12Okay.
00:13:13You know Ava had a lot to do with that.
00:13:14You could smell it on her a mile away.
00:13:18If you have some time this weekend and you feel like getting your hands dirty.
00:13:22Yeah, sure.
00:13:24I'll be right back with those drinks.
00:13:29Oh, brother.
00:13:30You are in love.
00:13:33Can you make mine a double, please?
00:13:46Hey.
00:13:47So how do you know if a script is worth pitching?
00:13:49A good script grabs you on the first page and doesn't let go.
00:13:51You can't stop thinking about it.
00:13:53Edward, save yourself some time.
00:13:55If a script isn't on the blacklist, it's a pass.
00:13:59It's that easy.
00:14:00Like this one.
00:14:09Once you find a script you love, it makes all the drudgery worth it.
00:14:12At least for me.
00:14:13Hey, stop gabbing and get me your weekend script reports.
00:14:17I need something that screams Freddie Jones to bring to Coleman.
00:14:20So what do we got?
00:14:22I read a lot of great scripts.
00:14:24Uh, this top one is a modern take on Sunset Boulevard.
00:14:27Isn't that like black and white?
00:14:29That's one of the greatest movies of all time.
00:14:32You sound just like Freddie Jones.
00:14:33He always says that that's the movie that inspired him to act.
00:14:36Look at you two.
00:14:38Sounding like nerds and losers living in the fifties.
00:14:41A contact to send an action romance.
00:14:43That's perfect.
00:14:45Ava, you are the best.
00:14:47I bet Freddie's going to love that.
00:14:51What?
00:14:54Yeah.
00:14:55I bet Freddie will love that.
00:14:57Yeah.
00:15:03This script has a lot of heat.
00:15:05And it's a great part for Freddie.
00:15:06Yeah, if we don't jump on this now tomorrow, I promise we're going to read in the trades that Leo's doing it.
00:15:10It's really good.
00:15:19But it's completely wrong with Freddie.
00:15:21But it's got everything.
00:15:23Action, sex, he even has his shirt off for over an hour.
00:15:26Yeah, but there's plenty more where that came from.
00:15:30Good.
00:15:32Because Freddie's looking for a wide spectrum.
00:15:35So I'm going to want to hear pitches from all of the interns.
00:15:39And whoever can pitch a film that Freddie actually wants to buy gets the junior executive position.
00:15:44You okay, honey?
00:15:58That beer has more head than a truck stop men's room.
00:16:01Yeah, sorry.
00:16:03Just work stuff.
00:16:04Work stuff or romance stuff.
00:16:08Don't look so shocked.
00:16:09Spending 20 years in a bar, I get really good at reading people, okay?
00:16:14I don't even know if it's mutual.
00:16:15It is.
00:16:17How do you know that?
00:16:18Because I got a sense about this stuff.
00:16:21Plus, he's sitting over that table and he just asked about you.
00:16:24What are you doing here?
00:16:32Well, I got those scripts that said toss them trashed and I thought you'd want to talk about them.
00:16:43Okay.
00:16:47Thanks for coming out tonight.
00:16:49You know, even if nothing happens, I love talking about movies with you.
00:16:52I love talking about movies with you too.
00:16:55Honestly, four hours does not seem like enough time.
00:16:59Shit.
00:17:04Smell that?
00:17:06O negative.
00:17:08My favorite.
00:17:11That citrus stings.
00:17:22Let's take them both.
00:17:23I'm hungry.
00:17:25Sniff again.
00:17:27He's one of us.
00:17:29No way.
00:17:31Is that?
00:17:33I gotta go.
00:17:35You'll never guess who just came in.
00:17:36You're his biggest fan.
00:17:40I'm no.
00:17:41I'm no.
00:17:43I'm no.
00:17:47I'm no.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:50He's no.
00:17:52I know.
00:17:53You're my favorite.
00:17:54Yeah.
00:17:56I know.
00:17:58I don't know.
00:18:00That's creepy.
00:18:01I don't know.
00:18:02can you imagine being so famous you have to lie about being on vacation
00:18:17don't you have work you should be doing my contact just sent me another hot script so
00:18:22no hey Charlotte um can I get your help I jammed the printer again again yeah seriously yeah
00:18:39hey what do you have for me I just forwarded you a new script everyone is talking about
00:18:49that's all you have that script just sold and it's not even what he's looking for
00:18:54aren't you even listening how am I supposed to find something small and pretentious it's boring
00:19:00figure it out I got you to third base you can score your own home run if that farm girl brings
00:19:06in a script that Freddie wants to buy I can't stop Coleman from hiring her get on it now
00:19:14okay maybe I did want to talk to you yeah well you better
00:19:44do it fast because they might have to run away suddenly with no explanation
00:19:46okay try to look about the other night it's fine you don't have to explain we work together
00:19:54you did the smart thing we should keep it professional right
00:19:58yeah I mean if that's what you want
00:20:03don't do it like that you're gonna rip it
00:20:07is this my proposal yeah that's pretty hot extra copies for you so nice
00:20:17well it should work now okay thanks
00:20:24why is the door locked I didn't lock it must have been Ava
00:20:38hey are you okay
00:20:44it's I'm claustrophobic and you can find spaces they make me panic
00:20:50okay hey hey hey it's gonna be okay all right you're gonna be okay trust me for a second okay
00:20:56better how did you do that just a little trick I learned
00:21:17yeah yeah you're right we should probably keep it professional
00:21:24wait
00:21:30okay
00:21:36what's going on here why is the door locked
00:21:54let's get you out of here come on
00:22:00man being an intern is hard work
00:22:12by the way have you seen charlie's proposal
00:22:14it's pretty good ready
00:22:16it's time to go back
00:22:18I've got paparazzi circling the kill
00:22:22just looking for a scoop and guess what
00:22:24you know who's been calling me
00:22:26Diana
00:22:28and she's been asking me questions
00:22:30okay
00:22:31so what Diana has paparazzi working for her now
00:22:33vampire paparazzi
00:22:35when is that woman ever gonna realize
00:22:38it is not gonna work out between us
00:22:39I don't care what she wants
00:22:42or what my parents want or what the paparazzi want
00:22:44it's not gonna work
00:22:46yeah well it's easy to be patient when you're an immortal bitch
00:22:49sure
00:22:50I know you and charlotte have a bond
00:22:53but
00:22:54it's time to call a rap on eddie
00:22:57and time to get back to work
00:22:59it's back to my lonely gilded cage
00:23:02you signed up for this
00:23:04she didn't
00:23:07how's your project proposal going
00:23:14why do you care
00:23:15I want it to be good
00:23:16if I'm going to hand it in
00:23:18what are you talking about
00:23:19my contact fell through and
00:23:21I can't hand in nothing so
00:23:23unless you help me
00:23:24I'll have to hand in
00:23:26this
00:23:27the fuck Ava
00:23:29how'd you get pages from my journal
00:23:32care for how you talk to me
00:23:34you're one phone call away from being a stupid slut
00:23:37that tanked Freddy's career
00:23:38there's no scandal if we didn't even sleep together
00:23:41I don't understand why you would do this Ava
00:23:44if you work for Freddy you're going to ruin his career
00:23:47I won't
00:23:48unless you force me to
00:23:49so what will it be
00:23:52let's get set up
00:24:03they love the proposal so much
00:24:06they want me to present it to the board
00:24:07I hope you're happy with yourself
00:24:09you're looking at the new junior executive
00:24:12don't worry
00:24:13I request you to stay on as my personal intern
00:24:16hey where are you going with that
00:24:30have you seen Eddie
00:24:37looks like your little boyfriend left without saying goodbye
00:24:40let's focus everyone
00:24:41we've got a lot to discuss
00:24:42I guess he wasn't as into you as he thought
00:24:44I don't think we'll need you for this meeting
00:24:46I'm pretty sure there's some cleaning to do around the office
00:24:49fine with me
00:24:50Mr. Jones?
00:24:54where are you going?
00:24:55please stay
00:24:59I think everybody puts me in
00:25:01sure
00:25:03you can take notes
00:25:04there he is
00:25:06end of the hour
00:25:07hey welcome back pretty
00:25:09looking tan and refreshed
00:25:11better than ever
00:25:11thank you Seth
00:25:12appreciate that
00:25:13I would really like to know what this movie is at its core
00:25:22Ava
00:25:23this is your baby
00:25:24I would love to hear from you
00:25:25well at its core
00:25:27it's a Freddie Jones movie
00:25:28that's what people are paying to see
00:25:30so what's your vision?
00:25:33do you see this more as a classic Hollywood homage
00:25:35a mystery
00:25:36a romance
00:25:37I think
00:25:39it has it all
00:25:40what's your favorite part?
00:25:43the ending
00:25:43what happens in the end?
00:25:46your character
00:25:47uh
00:25:48wins?
00:25:51you know it's funny
00:25:51you wrote such an elegant summary
00:25:53but you
00:25:54can't recall any major plot points
00:25:56or how it ends
00:25:57I'm just curious
00:25:58did you actually read the script
00:26:00or did you just have AI spit out a report for you?
00:26:02of course I wrote this
00:26:03it's just been a few weeks
00:26:06and I
00:26:06I
00:26:07what do you think?
00:26:12at its heart
00:26:13it's
00:26:13it's a romance
00:26:15a mystery with a satirical edge
00:26:18but
00:26:19ultimately a love story
00:26:21with its
00:26:22poignant and
00:26:23tragic ending
00:26:24sounds like a good movie
00:26:26why do you think it'd be
00:26:28beneficial for my career?
00:26:30because
00:26:30people might not know it yet
00:26:32but you can do more than look good
00:26:33with your shirt off
00:26:34opening weekend
00:26:36they're gonna go to see
00:26:37Freddie Jones the movie star
00:26:38come Monday
00:26:39they're gonna tell their friends
00:26:40to go see Freddie Jones
00:26:41the actor
00:26:42I love that
00:26:47you sold me
00:26:50Ava
00:26:51I would like you to take notes for Charlotte from now on
00:26:54what the hell was that?
00:27:04ow you're hurting me
00:27:06I just answered his question
00:27:07you set me up
00:27:08you humiliated me
00:27:10you should have prepared me better
00:27:11I just know I had to prepare you
00:27:13didn't you read what you handed in?
00:27:15oh it was insanely long
00:27:16and I have better things to do
00:27:17that was the whole point of using your proposal
00:27:20you made me look like an idiot
00:27:21no Ava
00:27:22actually
00:27:23you did that all on your own
00:27:24you made me look so bad
00:27:26I need an explanation
00:27:27she set me up
00:27:28your assistant executed a master plan
00:27:31to embarrass you
00:27:32and take control of a meeting
00:27:33if that's true
00:27:34then we should probably have her
00:27:35on the executive payroll
00:27:36she planned this
00:27:37with
00:27:37with Freddie
00:27:38I have proof
00:27:39just to humiliate me
00:27:41they slept together
00:27:43that's enough
00:27:44I'm sorry
00:27:46where is it?
00:27:47where is it?
00:27:48where?
00:27:50it's just
00:27:50here it is
00:27:52can we get security please?
00:27:54no
00:27:55it was her
00:27:58they slept together
00:27:58why don't you believe me?
00:28:00let go of me
00:28:01do you know how much this dress costs?
00:28:02I'll see you again soon
00:28:09hey
00:28:17so
00:28:20how'd it go today?
00:28:22where were you?
00:28:24Ray Jones
00:28:25get out of here
00:28:27no
00:28:28I told you guys
00:28:28no
00:28:29no pictures
00:28:29go
00:28:29get out of here
00:28:30go
00:28:31what the hell is going on?
00:28:35why did they
00:28:35call you Freddie?
00:28:39look Charlotte
00:28:39I
00:28:39I never meant to trick you
00:28:42please
00:28:52I don't
00:28:54I don't know what to think
00:28:55I don't know who you are
00:28:57Charlotte
00:28:59oh
00:29:01you bitch
00:29:17oh
00:29:18you'll pay for that
00:29:19we just wanted a story
00:29:25But I guess we'll settle for something else.
00:29:31Get the fuck away from me!
00:29:46Charlotte, are you okay?
00:29:48You look hurt, are you hurt?
00:29:50I'm fine. I'm so sorry. This is all my fault.
00:29:53Why are you apologizing? You just saved my life.
00:29:55Come on.
00:30:02The boss is gonna love this.
00:30:15You sure you're okay?
00:30:16I think so.
00:30:23Does that hurt?
00:30:26A little.
00:30:29Are they always following you like that?
00:30:32Is this what it's like to be Freddie Jones?
00:30:35I'm sorry I got you into this.
00:30:38But I hope you don't sneak out this time.
00:30:45Weren't you hurt?
00:30:46Weren't you hurt?
00:30:47I think you might have hit your head a little too hard.
00:30:50I should probably lie back.
00:30:54Look, I live in a world full of powerful people.
00:30:57And not all of them are good.
00:30:59So you are.
00:31:01Look, all I want to do is protect you, Charlotte.
00:31:03I'm sorry.
00:31:20Hey.
00:31:22Good morning.
00:31:23Good morning.
00:31:25Listen, I have a breakfast coming up for you right now.
00:31:28I'm gonna step out and make a quick phone call, okay?
00:31:31Just lie back and rest.
00:31:34All right.
00:31:35No, no.
00:31:36No.
00:31:37No, no.
00:31:38No.
00:31:39No, no.
00:31:40No, no.
00:31:41No, no.
00:31:42No, no, no.
00:31:47Coleman.
00:31:48Hey, what do you know about the paparazzi attack last night?
00:31:50That cannot happen again.
00:31:52You got it, boss.
00:31:53You don't have security.
00:31:54Yeah, she better.
00:31:58Shit!
00:31:59How long has it been?
00:32:00I hear you and Freddie have been very busy boys behind my back.
00:32:04Look, I'm sure you're disappointed that he's not going to do another sequel, as am I, but he's already made up his mind.
00:32:10Listen, dipshit. We both know which head he's thinking with, and it's not the one above his shoulders.
00:32:15Well, that's not my business.
00:32:17Actually, fuckhead, it is your business. My guy just sent me these photos.
00:32:34No, I don't know the pay rate yet, Mom, but it's... it's entry-level.
00:32:43$3,000 a month, how am I supposed to... no, I know it's a...
00:32:48Okay, Mom, I have to go. Okay, bye.
00:32:56What was that all about?
00:32:58Nothing.
00:33:00You know, this is all really nice, but I have to go work brunch in an hour.
00:33:05What? Cancel.
00:33:07We can stay in bed all day. I got food brought up to us.
00:33:10Look, you just got a promotion. You don't need to be working back over there.
00:33:13Yeah, well, until I get my first paycheck, I'm not going to change it.
00:33:17Fine. Do what you want.
00:33:24Let me know if you need anything else.
00:33:32Diana?
00:33:34So, you're the girl that's turned Freddie's career upside down.
00:33:43You're more stunning in person.
00:33:45I don't know about that.
00:33:47Don't sell yourself short.
00:33:48Success in Hollywood is all about branding.
00:33:51So, what's good here?
00:33:53Not much.
00:33:54So, why are you here, Diana?
00:33:56I know you're not here for the bottomless mimosas.
00:33:58You've got talent, and I need a development assistant.
00:34:02I already have a job.
00:34:04I work for Coleman, who works for me.
00:34:06I'm a silent partner in his business, but my family's money keeps the lights on.
00:34:10I didn't know that.
00:34:13I'm actually working on a project with Freddie right now.
00:34:15So, you just started fucking, which is a branding problem.
00:34:20For who?
00:34:22And how did you know that?
00:34:23It's a small town, and I have many sources.
00:34:27I do pay well.
00:34:28Charlotte, darling, welcome.
00:34:50Come in, come in.
00:34:52You wanted to talk about the new scripts?
00:34:54Oh, no.
00:34:55It's self-care Sunday.
00:34:56I need you to give me a foot massage.
00:34:58I'm sorry, what?
00:34:59You heard me.
00:34:59I've been on my feet all week, and I need to relax.
00:35:02Diana, I'm your assistant.
00:35:04I'm not a masseuse.
00:35:05Let's get one thing straight.
00:35:07If you want to keep this job and have any chance at all of making it in this industry,
00:35:11you'll do as I say.
00:35:12That's a good girl.
00:35:26That's a good girl.
00:35:28Oh, no, that is it.
00:35:36Charlotte, she cannot keep treating you like this.
00:35:39You need to tell Freddie, and then teach this witch a lesson.
00:35:42No, Sam, that's exactly what she wants me to do.
00:35:45I need to prove I can make it on my own.
00:35:47Well, how much more can you take?
00:35:48As much as I need to.
00:35:50This is my dream.
00:35:52I'm not giving up on it.
00:36:08Hey, Mom, what's up?
00:36:10Charlotte, honey, I'm afraid I have some bad news.
00:36:13Your father's medication prices have gone up again, and we're struggling to keep up with the debt.
00:36:19I'm sorry, Mom.
00:36:19I wish I could help more, but things are a little tough right now.
00:36:24But I'm not giving up.
00:36:37I can do this.
00:36:39I have to do this.
00:36:50What's all this?
00:36:52I just wanted to celebrate your recent victories,
00:36:54so I thought I'd do something special for you for all your hard work.
00:36:57Are you serious?
00:37:11Yeah.
00:37:12Root beer floats.
00:37:13Your hometown favorite.
00:37:14My parents used to get me one of these after every soccer game, whether we won or lost.
00:37:18Come on, try it.
00:37:18I can't.
00:37:20I'm on a special diet.
00:37:25Charlotte, I'm tired of hiding our love from the world.
00:37:28I'm tired of being chased by the paparazzi.
00:37:31I want to go public with our love.
00:37:33Are you sure?
00:37:34That's a big step.
00:37:35Yeah, I've never been more sure about anything in my entire life.
00:37:38Well, I'll support you no matter what.
00:37:39Miss Dunn, welcome.
00:37:57It is an honor to have you in our store.
00:38:00How may I ask this for you today?
00:38:01I need an outfit for the gala tonight, something that'll make me stand out.
00:38:05Of course.
00:38:06We have the latest collections from the top designers.
00:38:09I'm sure we'll find something perfect for you.
00:38:14Diana, look at this one.
00:38:16This would look stunning on you.
00:38:18Oh, sweetie.
00:38:20I don't think that dress is quite worthy of someone like Miss Dunn's stature.
00:38:27You're right.
00:38:27My assistant here doesn't quite understand the difference between high fashion and, well,
00:38:33whatever she's wearing.
00:38:39Oh, now this is a dress worthy of your presence, Miss Dunn.
00:38:45It's from our exclusive collection.
00:38:48I'll take it.
00:38:50Class cannot be taught.
00:38:57Oh, Charlotte, I'm just teasing.
00:39:00Here, let me buy you a dress to make it up to you.
00:39:04Go on, try it on.
00:39:06I insist.
00:39:16Well, well, well.
00:39:17Look at you, Charlotte.
00:39:19You clean up nicely.
00:39:20I guess that dress just doesn't work for you.
00:39:29You're better off in your ragged clothes.
00:39:31And you will have to pay damages, of course.
00:39:33I'm sure that dress is worth more than your monthly salary.
00:39:37Ciao, Bianca.
00:39:41Come on, Charlotte.
00:39:42The gala awaits.
00:39:43Freddie, I'm so glad you can make it.
00:40:04Yeah, good evening, Diana.
00:40:05Diana.
00:40:13Well, well, if it isn't Little Miss Cinderella wearing a dress made of rags.
00:40:19Actually, this is the same gown from earlier, just with some alterations.
00:40:23You can't just...
00:40:25This is a black tie event, not a costume party.
00:40:27Well, I believe true style comes from within, not a designer label.
00:40:32Just remember, Charlotte, you still work for me.
00:40:35You're lucky I don't fire you, Charlotte.
00:40:38I think it's time for you to leave, Diana.
00:40:41But I...
00:40:42Freddie.
00:40:44Goodbye, Diana.
00:40:53You look absolutely beautiful.
00:40:56We need an answer before the press conference starts.
00:40:59We're willing to offer a substantial investment.
00:41:02Just say the word.
00:41:04Freddie, say the word.
00:41:05If it isn't the man of the hour, huh?
00:41:09Freddie Jones.
00:41:12It's the best key.
00:41:13I'm the one who's going to invest in a little film, pretty boy.
00:41:17Whether you like it or not.
00:41:20And who might this lovely lady be?
00:41:27Arm candy for the night, no doubt.
00:41:31Watch your mouth, Zebeski.
00:41:33Ah, he's got the temper.
00:41:38What are you going to do about it, pretty boy?
00:41:42Listen, Zebeski.
00:41:43You're not going to invest in my film.
00:41:45Or disrespect my girl again.
00:41:48Do you understand?
00:41:51Freddie, walk away.
00:41:53Quite a scene you caused earlier, Zebeski.
00:42:06What do you want, Diana?
00:42:07I couldn't help but overhear your little altercation with Freddie.
00:42:12Seems like we both have something to gain by taking him down a peck or two.
00:42:17I'm listening.
00:42:19It's simple.
00:42:20You want money and a taste of that pretty little assistant of his.
00:42:23I want Freddie.
00:42:25And I think I know a way where we can both get what we desire.
00:42:29I like the way you think, Diana.
00:42:33What do you have in mind?
00:42:34We hold a press conference.
00:42:36And when Freddie's distracted, I'll announce our new film together,
00:42:39cementing me at his side.
00:42:41I love it.
00:42:41When do we start?
00:42:45Leave it to me, Zebeski.
00:42:47You just play your part when the time comes.
00:42:56Freddie.
00:42:58I think I'll, uh, I saw something.
00:43:00Your teeth, they weren't normal.
00:43:05And the way you fought, Zebeski.
00:43:07What's going on?
00:43:10I'll tell you, Charlotte.
00:43:11Only because we're bonded by blood.
00:43:14What the hell does that mean?
00:43:16It means I'm a vampire.
00:43:25You know, when I was a little girl,
00:43:27I always dreamed of becoming a vampire.
00:43:31The magic, the mystery of it all.
00:43:35Life became nothing but work and pills.
00:43:39The thing about magic, Charlotte?
00:43:41So you just gotta know where to look.
00:43:54The magic still there, Charlotte?
00:43:56You just gotta know where to look.
00:43:57And I missed you, baby.
00:43:58And I missed you, baby, by my side.
00:44:02Where are you now, baby?
00:44:07Did you hear me mean to say goodbye?
00:44:12Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:44:17I can't think I'm one good reason why.
00:44:25I need to know where to look.
00:44:28I need to know where to look.
00:44:33Hey, Charlotte.
00:44:35I'm going to need to talk to you about being Diana's assistant.
00:44:39Look, I honestly don't like the way she's been mistreating you,
00:44:41and I don't want you working for her anymore.
00:44:44And I've been thinking,
00:44:47if you need help financially or otherwise,
00:44:51I got you.
00:44:53You can't take that.
00:44:54Oh, I don't want to rely on you.
00:44:58But I insist you take it.
00:45:01I would feel a whole lot better.
00:45:02Please.
00:45:04Fine.
00:45:05We're just for emergencies.
00:45:16It's Diana.
00:45:18She's been blowing up my phone all night.
00:45:20She's not going to stop calling.
00:45:47She's going to answer it.
00:45:48Diana, what do you want?
00:45:52You're with Freddie, aren't you?
00:45:55It's none of your business.
00:45:56Actually, business is why I'm calling.
00:46:00I have a proposition for the both of you
00:46:02so we can be done with all of this nonsense.
00:46:05We're here to settle things like you said.
00:46:18No more games.
00:46:19I already told her about us.
00:46:20So you can't hang that over my head.
00:46:22Splendid.
00:46:23I hate secrets between friends.
00:46:26On that note,
00:46:27this was going to be a surprise, but...
00:46:30Pam?
00:46:30You goddamn bitch.
00:46:37Oh, my God.
00:46:40I can't believe my daughter's dating people's
00:46:42sexiest man alive.
00:46:45Two years ago, but charmed.
00:46:47With how hard Charlotte's been working,
00:46:50I thought this would be a nice treat.
00:46:51It was so nice of you to fly me here.
00:46:53Why didn't you tell me your boss is so generous?
00:46:56Diana's very humble,
00:46:58and she doesn't like people talking about her generosity.
00:47:02What are you doing?
00:47:03I just wanted to show you the gold-digging trash
00:47:05you've been in bed with.
00:47:07Watch this.
00:47:10Pam's been telling me a lot about life in the country
00:47:12and how hard it's been.
00:47:15Yes, that's true.
00:47:17With your dad's back surgery he needs
00:47:19and the black mold in the house,
00:47:21they might have to sell, and it breaks my heart.
00:47:23That's none of your concern, Diana.
00:47:24But it could be.
00:47:26What if I wrote your mother a check for $2 million?
00:47:30In exchange for what?
00:47:31You are leaving Freddie alone.
00:47:35Forever.
00:47:38$2 million?
00:47:41Would that cover it, Mom?
00:47:43Oh, yeah.
00:47:44I guess it would.
00:47:48We don't want your money, Diana.
00:47:50And I won't be bullied out of ending my relationship
00:47:52not by you, not by anyone.
00:47:57Well, then there's nothing left to consider.
00:47:59Your happiness is all that matters, sweetheart.
00:48:03I'm sorry, but we don't need your money.
00:48:07Not if it means sacrificing my daughter's heart.
00:48:11You're making a mistake, both of you.
00:48:14But if that's how you want to play it, fine.
00:48:16Just know that I do have a plan B.
00:48:18And trust me, you're not going to like it.
00:48:22You're done here, Diana.
00:48:24As far as your plan B, we'll handle that together.
00:48:29Come on, ladies.
00:48:30Let's go.
00:48:30This isn't over.
00:48:38Not by a long shot.
00:48:45All right, you two.
00:48:46So let's review.
00:48:47Diana, you're going to go out first.
00:48:49People are going to be super excited to see you.
00:48:50And then you're going to introduce Freddie.
00:48:52Freddie, they're going to be equally excited to see you.
00:48:54Then the two of you will talk about the movie.
00:48:56And then you'll take questions from the journalists.
00:48:58Sound good?
00:48:59Sounds great.
00:49:00Fantastic.
00:49:02Oh, they're ready to go.
00:49:03We've got to get out there.
00:49:04Otherwise, we're going to keep them waiting.
00:49:05And we do not want to do that.
00:49:06They look perfect.
00:49:06Great job.
00:49:07Come on, you two.
00:49:08Let's go.
00:49:08No, no, you look perfect.
00:49:09You don't need to check yourself.
00:49:10Let's go.
00:49:23It isn't a pretty little assistant.
00:49:26What are you doing?
00:49:30I'm thinking about your blood, Charlie.
00:49:34About the way it tastes.
00:49:37The way it must feel.
00:49:38It's going to sound.
00:49:41My throat.
00:49:41Stay away from me.
00:49:42I'm warning you.
00:49:43Or what?
00:49:44You're warning me.
00:49:46What are you going to do, sweetheart?
00:49:48Go for help.
00:49:52We just want to thank you for coming with me so much to us.
00:49:55And now, without further ado, let's welcome the man of the hour, Freddie Jones.
00:50:01I think your blood will be the sweetest I've tasted in years.
00:50:14And I'm going to savor every last drop.
00:50:19I'm going to save her every last drop.
00:50:36Get out of here, son!
00:50:39I'll rip out your fucking throat!
00:50:57Charlotte.
00:51:00Are you okay?
00:51:02You came back.
00:51:03I'll always come back for you, Charlotte.
00:51:15I'm sorry, everyone.
00:51:16I'm not sure what's keeping Freddie.
00:51:18Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:51:27You guys are too kind.
00:51:28Sorry I'm late.
00:51:29You all know how I like to make a very dramatic entrance.
00:51:32There are two things I would like to talk about.
00:51:35First one is, I'm really proud of this film that Diane and I have made.
00:51:40Me too, Freddie.
00:51:41I think it is a great project for us to end on and go off on our own.
00:51:46Two, I would really like to introduce you all to something very special to me.
00:51:51She's the one of the bravest, smartest, most beautiful women in this town.
00:51:56My new career advisor and future is Freddie Jones.
00:52:01Miss Charlotte Sims, everybody.
00:52:02I'm so sorry I didn't tell you about the announcement.
00:52:16It's okay.
00:52:17Just from now on, no more secrets.
00:52:20We're going to face the challenges together.
00:52:22I love you, Charlotte.
00:52:24I love you too.
00:52:26I do want to ask you one thing, though.
00:52:27Yeah, anything.
00:52:29Could you ask for my father's blessing?
00:52:30It's a tradition in my family.
00:52:32It would mean the world to me.
00:52:35I would be honored to ask your father for his blessing to marry you.
00:52:38But remember, you don't have to tell him everything.
00:52:40Okay.
00:52:41Come here.
00:52:53Alexander?
00:52:53Zelda?
00:52:54I need to speak with you now.
00:53:00Diana, what brings you here in such a state?
00:53:09It's Freddie.
00:53:10Your son has gone too far this time.
00:53:12He's announced his engagement to a human.
00:53:15At a press conference, no less.
00:53:17A human?
00:53:19Are you certain?
00:53:21Yes.
00:53:22Some nobody named Charlotte Sims.
00:53:24He's putting our entire order at risk by telling all of our secrets to her.
00:53:30This cannot be allowed to continue.
00:53:32The secrecy of our kind is of the utmost importance.
00:53:35I couldn't agree more, Zelda.
00:53:37That's why I came to you.
00:53:39I worry about Freddie and I fear that he's not thinking clearly.
00:53:42What do we really know about this Charlotte girl?
00:53:45She could be a threat to our whole way of life.
00:53:47We cannot take any risks.
00:53:52We'll handle this matter personally.
00:53:55You have our work.
00:53:56So we thought we'd come in on Friday and stay the weekend.
00:54:08Oh, we probably need bodyguards.
00:54:10The whole town has gone crazy since you two went public.
00:54:12We felt like celebrities at Walmart today.
00:54:15But I don't know, why would a movie star want to come all the way to Whitewater, Minnesota?
00:54:20Well, I just want to see where Charlotte grew up.
00:54:22And honestly, I want to come and meet you, sir.
00:54:23Plus, we have some news.
00:54:24I knew it! I knew it!
00:54:27Freddie, you're going to get her the most beautiful, most expensive wedding dress ever, aren't you?
00:54:31Oh, yeah, you bet.
00:54:32No, you're not.
00:54:34Mom, you've been saving your wedding dress for 25 years so I could wear it.
00:54:37Well, it has a tear, remember?
00:54:39I mean, it's going to look like an old sackcloth compared to what Freddie can get you.
00:54:43Well, I'm not getting married in anything else.
00:54:45So if you don't want me wearing my birthday suit at my wedding, you better mend it.
00:54:49All right. All right. Love you. Bye.
00:54:54Okay.
00:55:06Something's wrong.
00:55:07I've been trying to get my parents since yesterday and they haven't answered their phones.
00:55:10Okay. I'm sure everything's fine, Charlotte.
00:55:12It's not like my mom to not answer.
00:55:13Look, your mom is just super excited about us coming to visit.
00:55:17I'm sure she's just caught up on all the preparations.
00:55:20Maybe you're right, but I have a really bad feeling.
00:55:23Okay. All right. Well, I can call a pilot and we can head over there right now and check.
00:55:28Let's go.
00:55:35Mom?
00:55:35Dad, is anyone here?
00:55:43This is where they said to meet them.
00:55:49Freddie, I think something's happened to them.
00:55:51Charlotte, don't worry. We'll find them, okay? I promise.
00:55:55Thank you for joining us on such short notice.
00:56:05Oh, well, we've never been to the West Coast before, so we don't mind the change of plans.
00:56:11And we'd just as soon come out here, then have Freddie business there.
00:56:15My phone can't get service. I was hoping to tell Charlotte where we are.
00:56:19We're in a dead zone.
00:56:21They'll be joining us shortly.
00:56:22In the meantime, we wanted the chance to get to know you.
00:56:28Our son's welfare is of the utmost importance to us.
00:56:31And so we'd like to know what sort of stock he is associating with.
00:56:37We have the same concern about Charlotte.
00:56:40Yeah, we don't know much about these powerful Hollywood types.
00:56:43But what we do know, it's not very wholesome, like sex slaves and...
00:56:48Clones.
00:56:49Yeah, clones. Yeah.
00:56:51We don't have slaves.
00:56:52Or clones.
00:56:55But there are many reasons why Charlotte and Freddie's union could be complicated.
00:57:01Challenging.
00:57:02Even dangerous.
00:57:05Dangerous?
00:57:06The truth is we brought you here to ask you some very important questions.
00:57:12Please follow us to the parlor.
00:57:14All right. Thank you.
00:57:24I've got private investigators here and in Minnesota.
00:57:27And I've called in favors with anyone we know in law enforcement.
00:57:31Charlotte.
00:57:31We're going to find them.
00:57:33I promise.
00:57:36Are you okay?
00:57:37I'm hanging in there.
00:57:39Look, I'm going to go.
00:57:40But I'll be back soon.
00:57:41Where are you going?
00:57:43I'm going to go talk to somebody.
00:57:43You might know what the hell is going on.
00:57:48I'll be back.
00:57:49I'll be back.
00:57:49Where are they?
00:58:04I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:06Charlotte's parents are missing.
00:58:08Oh, heavens.
00:58:09Hopefully they didn't get lost remembering which trailer is theirs.
00:58:12Okay, Diana.
00:58:13Tell me where they are.
00:58:14I'm going to rip you in half.
00:58:15Coleman.
00:58:19Charlotte's parents turned up on a security camera at LAX.
00:58:22They're not with Diana.
00:58:26Okay, well, where are they now?
00:58:27They're with your parents.
00:58:29Why the hell are they with them?
00:58:31You told the human our secrets.
00:58:34They're tying up your loose ends.
00:58:35That's so good.
00:58:53Oh!
00:58:55Hi.
00:58:56You're okay?
00:58:58Okay?
00:58:59We're better than okay.
00:59:00We're having a great time.
00:59:02What took you so long?
00:59:03Mom, Dad, what are they doing here?
00:59:07You let the cat out of the bag.
00:59:09We had to vet Charlotte, make sure she was all right.
00:59:12If we're going to share our darkest secrets with her.
00:59:15Not to mention our only son.
00:59:18Okay.
00:59:19And?
00:59:20Charlotte is a lovely young woman.
00:59:24A good student, a hard worker.
00:59:27You picked a good one.
00:59:29And her parents are fun.
00:59:30Who are they?
00:59:31Who knew thousand-year-old vampires and Midwesterners had a lot in common?
00:59:37Both kind of slow to change.
00:59:39We went to the bar and it was unlocked.
00:59:41No one was there.
00:59:42Ted, did you forget to fix the deadbolt again?
00:59:45Uh, yeah, I meant to.
00:59:47But, you know, with everything going on, I think I must have forgot.
00:59:51Alexander is the same way.
00:59:53Completely useless around the house.
00:59:55But I am good with toasts.
00:59:59Here's to a beautiful journey.
01:00:02No road is long when you have good company.
01:00:04To the happy couple.
01:00:06Cheers.
01:00:07Cheers.
01:00:08Cheers.
01:00:09Cheers.
01:00:09Cheers.
01:00:13By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:00:26Cheers.
01:00:34Oh, my God.
01:00:43Congratulations.
01:00:44I guess the best woman won.
01:00:46So I don't have to worry about you anymore?
01:00:48No.
01:00:49I've moved on.
01:00:51Are you serious?
01:00:52Yeah, she's crazy, but she knows the business, and she gets me.
01:00:59Good luck with that, brother.
01:01:01I've known you for 200 years.
01:01:02Charlotte, good luck with that.
01:01:06I should have.
01:01:08I just have one question.
01:01:15What is it?
01:01:17Is she going to drink milk?
01:01:20No.
01:01:20No, I'm just kidding.
01:01:22Yeah, she is.
01:01:23She is.
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