Lesbian Jesus Is Pregnant with Vibes | movie | 2024 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Liza, a berserk 19-year-old TikToker is plucked off the internet, thrust onstage, and declared "Lesbian Jesus!". She tra | dG1fZlB3Wjg1c3pNRHM

Transcript

00:00Thank you so much, New York City!

00:03The crowd sucks hard, I know you're sucking my titties that night.

00:06Jim Greer is here, and he wants to do an interview.

00:08He wants to do an interview.

00:09It doesn't last me even seven minutes?

00:11I told him we have seven minutes. Come on.

00:13Look at you! You're cuter in person than your little few times profile picture.

00:17If Eliza is Jesus, then that makes me Mary and her dad God.

00:22And you know what? He's the opposite of God. He's the devil.

00:25She was conceived in the back of a truck,

00:27and it was nowhere near immaculate, okay?

00:30That's beyond off the record.

00:32You know what? Actually, go ahead, put it in. That could be fun.

00:35Oh, that's what she said.

00:37There's an evil in me. Evil and sadness.

00:41And, uh, that's why I make music.

00:44What are you talking about?

00:46I'm trying to give him a good vocal for the article.

00:50You two need to go to the bus.

00:52Go to the motherfucking bus!

00:57I'd like to give you my card.

01:04I'm going to email you, and then you're going to tell me

01:07when you're running the story and what's going to be in it.

01:10And we'll work together on it.

01:13Sounds fun.

01:15Bye-bye.