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Animaniacs
The two Warner Brothers Yakko and Wakko and their Warner sister Dot had been (supposedly) created in the 1930's, but their cartoons were too screwy for the general public to handle. The three Warners were locked up in the studio water tower until they escaped in the 90's. There, they run wild, causing chaos everywhere!
The two Warner Brothers Yakko and Wakko and their Warner sister Dot had been (supposedly) created in the 1930's, but their cartoons were too screwy for the general public to handle. The three Warners were locked up in the studio water tower until they escaped in the 90's. There, they run wild, causing chaos everywhere!
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00:00After their disastrous initial foray into the world of other people's cartoons,
00:11the Warner's fortunes took an unexpected turn.
00:15What do you mean the exit bulls say he looks like a chicken, huh?
00:21How could I have made that turkey?
00:24Honey, I need cash quick.
00:26Ah-ha!
00:30Who paid top dollar for the Warners?
00:35Plot here. Interested in three really big-name guest stars?
00:41Here's another of the Warner's co-stars to tell you what happened next.
00:50Our ratings were sagging, and we learned the Warners were available,
00:54but only on an episode-by-episode basis. We soon found out why.
01:00Help, Thunder Dog!
01:02The evil Simon Sansimeon is about to drop me, sweet Polly Dog Nose,
01:07in this tank of seawater, unless you fully regain your strength.
01:13There's no need to fear.
01:15My magic feather is very near.
01:18Uh-uh-uh-uh, Fido. You'd better use your wits to help her.
01:23Watch out or I'll lower the drawbridge.
01:29Now don't thank us.
01:32But hey, I'm not the only one whose style got cramped.
01:41Old Plot still needed the money. So this time we got the call. Never mind our studio didn't do their type of humor.
01:49Humor? Forget humor. We never did their type of film.
01:53At Flammation, we had ruled. Everything had to happen off stage. You hear,
01:58Oh boy, a comet just fell on my head. But you never see the comet. And the Warners just followed up our stock scene system, something awful.
02:05Where are we this time? Seems like a vast video wasteland.
02:35I'm going to be sourcing and I'm going to chant a message to you.
02:42Please don't.
02:45We've suffered enough on Saturday mornings.
02:48We just want to have fun.
02:50Fun? We better get the guys.
03:06Order. Order. Order. Order in the clubhouse, everybody.
03:12But nobody said anything, Orson.
03:14I know. I had to get us over that long establishing shot.
03:24Hey, name four sources of warm milk.
03:27Hot chocolate and three cows.
03:30Cut to comedy, Hook-nosed Harold.
03:35They already did.
03:36These newcomers want to have fun in our vast video wasteland.
03:42But nobody does for fun but here but...
03:46You don't have fun?
03:47No. We prefer to preach pro-social values till they spew out everyone's ears and all over the ground.
03:55Three cows.
03:58Harold!
03:59Sorry.
04:02Anyone got anything to add? Todd A-O?
04:06What the heck am I doing here?
04:08You got a funny name.
04:10Point of one.
04:11I move we banish these three from our vast video wasteland.
04:16Really?
04:17You're not just saying that to flatter us?
04:20Mwah!
04:21Mwah!
04:22Mwah!
04:23Mwah!
04:24Mwah!
04:25Mwah!
04:26Mwah!
04:27Mwah!
04:28I can't, Orse.
04:29We're limited to three new scenes of animation per show, and we'll use them to get here.
04:35Mwah!
04:37Times changed, and so did the studio's fortunes.
04:40But Plotts neglected to inform his hard-working cartoon stars
04:44who continued their perpetual loan-out gigs.
04:53She was a night traveler
04:56One-way passport, yes
04:59It took us wide along
05:02To get wise
05:05But we got wise
05:09Profits through a roof, eh?
05:14Well, Plotts' profits are about to have company
05:20No, you can't have it
05:22Don't want it
05:23All we ask is
05:24No more loan-outs
05:26Don't bother me
05:28I'm busy pouring all this cash into our next release
05:31A surefire follow-up to Shampoo
05:36Shampoo?
05:37Oh, no!
05:50It was our coup first
05:52And don't call us again until we can have our own network
05:55That ought to be good for about...
05:5720 years
05:58Oh, yeah, like that could ever happen
06:00That could ever happen
06:02It's time for Animaniacs
06:05And we're zany to the max
06:07So just sit back and relax
06:09You'll laugh when you collect
06:10We're Animaniacs
06:12Come join the Warner Brothers
06:14And the Warner Brothers
06:15And the Warner Sister Dot
06:16Just for fun we run around the Warner Movie Lot
06:17And they lock us in the tower whenever we get caught
06:18But we break loose when we get caught
06:19But we break loose and then the moose and now you know the plot
06:21We're Animaniacs
06:23We're Animaniacs
06:24We're Animaniacs
06:25Dot is cute and yack-o-yack-s
06:26Whack-o-packs
06:28Whack-o-packs
06:29Whack-o-packs
06:30We pay tons of income tax
06:31We're Animaniacs
06:32Wes 모� and Dr. Snatch
06:33And Snitch
06:34And Snitch
06:35And Snitch
06:36And kı-a-do-packs
06:37And권
06:39Whack-o-packs
06:41With bill days
06:42and Nurse
06:43andra
06:45Jessie
06:47Holmes
06:48Huack-o-packs
06:49unnecessarily
06:50Ts dedicated
06:52All English
06:55Half English
06:57Owen
07:02We're animaniacs, we have pay or play contracts, we're zated to the max, there's baloney in our slacks, we're animani, totally insane-y, public domain-y, animaniacs, those are the facts.
07:27I think we're lost.
07:28Look, a message in a bottle.
07:36Can't mail from some flounder?
07:38No, it's from some entertainment lawyer. We should have never stolen this bit.
07:42At least we didn't steal this next cartoon.
07:45That's what you think.
07:46In 1962, Termite Terrace, Warner Brothers' original cartoon studio, closed its doors for the last time.
08:03The world's best loved cartoon stars were given their walking papers.
08:07Say, quit shoving. Calm down, Daff. There's a flavored drink commercial with us written all over it in Hollywood.
08:18Wait up, Tex!
08:20Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
08:22Opportunist.
08:23Ha!
08:25Ha!
08:27I got me an idea, and you don't.
08:31The Great Panther just lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo's the way he talks.
08:43Oh, it was grim.
08:45Twenty-nine years we was there, turning out the great poop, then the bunch of us tossed out on the heap to rot, but quick.
08:55Things looked even worse for the Warners.
08:59With no more cartoon department, they were sealed in the tower for keeps.
09:04Management bet the studio's future entirely on a certain upcoming big-budget live-action film starring Taboo.
09:12Some pictures I've seen over 200 times. No problem.
09:17Young blood squawk I take for 10 minutes and my life implodes.
09:23Last week's gala Hollywood opening of Young Blood Squawk was marred by malicious mayhem.
09:29Young Blood Squawk is making me lose my lunch. I say it's the worst turkey ever made. Are you with me?
09:38With the failure of their costly meal ticket, the studio needed quick cash.
09:51Method actors! That's the last time I buy a screenplay by Herman Walk.
09:59What a hack! I don't care if he did write the King Mutiny. He'll never work in this town again!
10:04To keep the studio afloat, Thaddeus Plotz farmed out his only remaining cartoon stars, Yakko, Wacko and Dot,
10:11to a pair of producers working in the new field of limited television animation.
10:17They're all yours for two weeks. Take them away!
10:22See, Phil and Schmo figured they needed some kind of established cartoon names.
10:28They'll put them on the map.
10:30Oh, them was the days. Low rent. Women on both arms.
10:36Ooh.
10:38Do you know I could draw with my feet?
10:41And now, for the first time since April 1962, the Warner Brothers guest starring in
10:50Hoo, Hoo, Hooey!
10:53Yay, Lulu, my ring-tailed lemur pal.
10:57Is this a great day for coming into the suburbs and filching lunchboxes?
11:02Or is my name not Cal-Hoon-Q, Capybara?
11:06Taking school lunchboxes is wrong, Cal. Bad things will happen and your head will end up smelling like cooked cauliflower again.
11:15Do not worry your ring-a-ding-tail over it. I am averager than the smartest capybara.
11:25Hawk, is that a lussiest lunchbox on yon schoolyard cafeteria table?
11:31Yeah?
11:34Careful, sibling relatives. We mustn't tip off our presents to Cal-Hoon, that crazed cartoon capybara.
11:41The script smells like cooked cauliflower.
11:43Hey, did someone suck all the life out of the universe?
11:47Nope. They just figured out how to draw things really flat.
11:52Hey!
11:55You must be on one of those cheesy rides in front of a supermarket.
12:00Supermarket? Where?
12:07Hey, what went with all my two-dimensional goodies?
12:11Care to make a guess?
12:14Give me that lunchbox!
12:17Hmm, looks like a booby trap.
12:23To me?
12:25Don't sweat your appetite, Calvin. These background overlays are delicious!
12:41Aw, you need a nice, long hibernation.
12:59Hey, Calvin. Found a use for your script.
13:09Is that cooked cauliflower ice now?
13:15Couldn't play sucking fiddle worth beans, but they had pepped those warners.
13:22Since Phil and Schmoe had them a couple more days, the guest star Dacko, Dotto, and Watt as themselves in another stage you might have heard of.
13:28Who's president now?
13:30Here's a rare clip of the warners guest starring as themselves in an episode of Uhuru, Where Are You?
13:48See, my heart's in my pancreas, man.
14:10Cool it, Bristly. There's no such thing as wailing disembodied phantoms. Right, Phoebe?
14:15Of course. Say, has anyone seen Uhuru?
14:19Gosh, he's being harassed by those three wild and crazy warners. Well, let's call him anyway.
14:25Uhuru, where are you?
14:29Yahoo!
14:34Yahoo!
14:35We found us a big indoor rodeo horse.
14:39What?
14:40That was special.
14:47You're a cute Uhuru.
14:49What do you want to do next?
14:51Let's play cheesy fake rock songs.
14:53Zinc! I like Phil out of my beads, man!
15:14After that, Phil and Schmoe didn't want to see the warners again.
15:19Uhuru was in the vets for 16 weeks,
15:22and Bristly never regained his quicksilver comic timing.
15:26Ooh!
15:27Ooh!
15:28Ooh!
15:29Ooh!
15:30Ooh!
15:31Ooh!
15:32Ooh!
15:33Ooh!
15:34Ooh!
15:35Ooh!
15:36Ooh!
15:37Ooh!
15:38Ooh!
15:39After their ordeal, the warners were off model for months,
15:42but their loan out days were far from over.
15:45Here's your spare ribs.
15:46Mm!
15:47Mm!
15:48Look at them bones.
15:49And here's your T-bone steak.
15:50Mm!
15:51Mm!
15:52I love them bones.
15:53Mm!
15:54I love them bones.
15:55Mm!
15:56I love them bones.
15:57Mm!
15:58Mm!
15:59I love them bones.
16:00Mm!
16:01Mm!
16:02Mm!
16:03Mm!
16:04Mm!
16:05Mm!
16:06Mm!
16:07Mm!
16:08Look at them bones!
16:09And here's your T-bone steak.
16:10Mm!
16:11Mm!
16:12I love them bones.
16:14Mmm, good bone. Yeah, definitely a good bone.
16:32Here, you'd better eat up. You're nothing but skin and bones.
16:37Without the skin.
16:38You know, all this talk about bones reminds me of a little song I used to know.
16:44Well, why don't you play it for us, son?
16:49Nah.
16:50I'll give you some more beans.
16:53Nah.
16:54I won't give you some more beans.
16:56Okay.
17:02At least it's not the bean song.
17:04Everybody knows about the ankle bone connected to the other bones you have inside your leg.
17:16And everybody knows it's true. Without the bones inside of you, your body would become a scrambled egg.
17:21So the toe bone's connected to the foot bone.
17:24And the foot bone's connected to the ankle bone.
17:27And the side is connected to the trombone.
17:35The structure of the human body's something quite unique and odd.
17:38Imagine all the bones and joints connected to each other in a complex distribution formed by years of evolution.
17:44And there still is some confusion as to how it came to be.
17:52The foot and toes and ankle help us walk.
17:54We should be thankful they're connected to the lower leg or else we'd all fall down.
17:58And here's the tibia, the shin bone, and the fibula is ingrown to the back of the patella, which is also called the knee.
18:04Knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee.
18:12Here we class the thigh bone as the femur or the thigh bone.
18:15It's connected to the pelvis and the lower lumbar region.
18:18Up the sacrum to the vertebrae.
18:20And doctors all prefer to say the sternum or the thorax when they're talking about your ribs.
18:29The finger bones are numerous.
18:31The upper arm's the humerus.
18:32The forearm's got two pieces called the radius and a-na.
18:35Then the scapula and clavicle.
18:37The maxilla and mandible.
18:38The nasal and the frontal bone and cranium on top.
18:42The skeleton is really great.
18:47It helps your body stand up straight.
18:49Without it, all your brains and guts would fall out on the floor.
18:53Well, dang, that was a real foot stopper.
18:57Say, you don't know Jimmy Crack Corn, do you?
19:00Nah, she'll be coming around the mountain.
19:02Who?
19:03Heather Locklear?
19:05Camp Town Races?
19:06Or how about Danny Boy?
19:08I love that Danny Boy.
19:10I'd really need the chart.
19:12Rachmaninoff's Concerto No. 2 in C Sharp Minor?
19:15You gotta know that.
19:17First movement?
19:18Yep.
19:19Don't know it.
19:20Dang.
19:21How about Michael Roll the Boat Ashore?
19:23We could do a round.
19:24Or Kumbaya.
19:26You know that one?
19:27We could do a round.
19:28We could do a round.
19:29We could do a round.
19:30We could do a round.
19:31We could do a round.
19:32We could do a round.
19:33We could do a round.
19:34We could do a round.
19:35We could do a round.
19:36We could do a round.
19:37We could do a round.
19:38We could do a round.
19:39We could do a round.
19:40We could do a round.
19:41We could do a round.
19:42We could do a round.
19:43We could do a round.
19:44We could do a round.
19:45We could do a round.
19:46We could do a round.
19:47We could do a round.
19:48We could do a round.
19:49Healthy to Zane!
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