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00:00Cheers.
00:02Max?
00:04Max, whoa, whoa, hang on. What is it? What's wrong?
00:06It's all right, Max.
00:08Poor kid's scared stiff.
00:10Here, come here.
00:12Becky and you are always shouting.
00:16I know. And we're very, very sorry.
00:18And we won't do it again, okay?
00:20What are you doing around in front of him?
00:22It's got nothing to do with you.
00:24You're all right, aren't you, big fella?
00:26See, he's fine.
00:28Come on.
00:34What do you and Steve think you're doing,
00:36getting Max all upset like that?
00:38He's fine now.
00:40Poor kid, we're in tears.
00:42This is none of your business.
00:44Well, it is my business if you're not capable of looking after
00:46my wife's son. Don't
00:48even go there. We could do a damn
00:50sight better job of looking after him than you can.
00:52You haven't got a clue,
00:54have you?
00:56The husband sneaks off to Blackpool for a night away with Tracy
00:58behind your back and you're talking to me
01:00about not having an idea.
01:02Get out while you can still walk.
01:04And keeping your husband away from Tracy.
01:06We'll take Max and then everybody's happy.
01:08Mmm.
01:09Okay, there's nothing to do for you, mate.
01:10I don't want it.
01:14Hiya.
01:16Hello.
01:18You all right?
01:19Yeah, you.
01:20Oh, I hope.
01:21She's on the prowl again.
01:22What, do you think she's after?
01:23A fight or a fella?
01:24A fight?
01:25I don't think there's a bloke around here that'll touch him.
01:27Oh, oh, oh.
01:28I'm quickening me boots.
01:30Oh, that's it, love.
01:31That's it.
01:32Don't just get him to do your dirty work.
01:33You hide behind him and all.
01:35Now what are you on about?
01:36Playing your little games.
01:38Winding your soldier boy up and then disappearing
01:40while he has a pop at me.
01:42I don't know what you're talking about.
01:46Do you?
01:47She didn't wind me up.
01:48Shut up.
01:49You wouldn't dare accuse me of not being fit to bring up Max
01:52if she didn't put you up to it.
01:53You did what?
01:54I told you to keep out of it.
01:56She isn't.
01:57We could well do a better job.
01:58I've got nothing to do with you.
02:00Do not ever go behind my back.
02:02You don't understand what you're messing with.
02:11Look, you get us a seat and I'll get the drinks in.
02:14Don't let me down.
02:15Sit.
02:18Well, well, well.
02:21If it isn't the little story.
02:24Where's your wife?
02:25Is she out on the pull again?
02:26No, she's reading Max a bedtime story.
02:29Oh, she can read.
02:30I'm impressed.
02:31Anything Kylie can do, Becky can do better.
02:34What do you reckon?
02:35Just serve him and don't take the bait.
02:37Thank you for your sage advice, oh reasonable one.
02:40Any idiot can get pregnant.
02:42It's raising it and keeping it that's the hard bit.
02:45Just remind me again.
02:46Where does your daughter live?
02:47Look, you might think you fancy playing daddy, but you have no idea.
02:51That's amazing what you can learn from the sidelines.
02:53That's watching other people mess up.
02:55Your wife hasn't got a maternal bone in her body.
02:58Oh.
02:59Is that what you told her when you stole her son?
03:01Get out.
03:02You're the ones not fit to look after my stepson.
03:04You're too busy rowing with your missus over Barlow.
03:06My stepson?
03:07Do me a favour.
03:08Why don't you speak to my son like that?
03:10Hey, what have I told you?
03:11Whatever it is, just keep your trap show, okay?
03:13Oh, I wonder who wears the pants in your house.
03:15Tricky.
03:16Oh, shut it, David.
03:17Why?
03:18They're not a family, this lot.
03:19They're a zoo.
03:20People would pay money to watch her and Barlow scrap in, but where does that leave my stepson?
03:24Ow.
03:25Hey!
03:26Pick on some of your own side.
03:28Mother, gift horse, mouth.
03:29Right, this one's as out of control as wifey, but I've got witnesses.
03:32Oh, great, bring it on.
03:34And you say I'm the liability?
03:39Bye, Billy.
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