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Pucked My Brother's Rival
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00:00:00what if it isn't my favorite pain in the eye sister here let me see jenny carter yep intern
00:00:12you made it hey you freak okay i'm only here to make sure you don't embarrass yourself
00:00:21like you just did hey that was an accident hey okay you steer clear of xavier that guy's a
00:00:29fuck boy seriously culture's crazy letting us train together no fraternizing with the enemy
00:00:43guess the intern has to clean it up team assistant please i wonder whose bed she wore to get that gig
00:00:52oh my god bitch you're screwing samuel that's disgusting he's like way out of your league
00:00:58okay just give it back
00:01:05you think because you love hockey players you have what it takes to be a wag dream on
00:01:13we'll clean it up
00:01:14oh jenny don't forget about this one
00:01:33you're keeping me on
00:01:42you okay don't worry i got you
00:01:47so what the hell do you ladies think you're doing save your freaking wall he just took down samuel and
00:02:01he was named the most promising star by nhs damn i should have worn my cut sports bra oh baby we're
00:02:08just teaching the interns some rules there's no crashing practice all right we could screw
00:02:13around outside but not here jessica
00:02:16it's lisa
00:02:18sorry my man literally screwed last week you already forgot my name hey it's my turn room 312 or we could
00:02:26go to your place well i'm not interested why don't you guys move out move out all right now let's go
00:02:32bye linda
00:02:38hey hold on hold on don't you want your stuff
00:02:43you know you're still the key with that though good girl well i'm not interested in you playboy
00:02:50you know i just saved you and you didn't even say thanks
00:02:54very rude i didn't ask for your help
00:02:56i see so you're one of these i can handle myself kind of girls and you're one of these
00:03:03i'll flirt with anything that breathes kind of guys yeah i guess so you know i really like it when
00:03:07a girl can see me clear well lucky for you i don't like creeps okay be careful good girl
00:03:17because i love when girls play hard to get her so watch her
00:03:27stevia
00:03:35listen to me you'll touch her one more time the only thing you're going to be fighting for
00:03:41is the hospital bed just try me take a deep breath
00:03:45fucking relaxed all you check is you lost a couple games you know honestly i thought you'd be used to it
00:03:53save for the ice are you with this guy wow good girl bad taste
00:04:00let's go jenny don't waste your time on a fuck boy like him
00:04:09hey jenny you know you ever get bored i'm always free
00:04:19now that you've seen that walking std in action do not pique his interest okay you steer clear of him
00:04:24do you think we can talk about something can we keep this whole war siblings thing a secret
00:04:35just because i want to earn my spot i don't want to just get it because my brother's captain
00:04:44stop you're all grown up hey you come by my room tonight i got a surprise for you for the party
00:04:54i got a surprise for you for the party
00:05:00sam it's me
00:05:13sam it's me
00:05:24i knew you'd come looking for me princess you done being sam's good girl
00:05:32i just got the wrong room you're so loyal
00:05:40what does she have that i don't all right you know i think if you gave me a shot you'd find out
00:05:45i'm glad that i'm going to be a dude not every girl wants to climb into your bed savior but you do
00:05:52that's why you're still in my room right
00:06:03you feel that he's my brother's rival i can't but god he's so hot
00:06:11you're blushing
00:06:19are you a virgin no no that's that's none of your business
00:06:25i wouldn't fall for your tricks if you're the last man on earth so back off you creep wow look at
00:06:32you you're like a little firecracker huh why can't we just talk
00:06:36maybe not oh wow look at you you know i bet you'll fall for me before the end of camp
00:06:42uh what what the heck are you doing here
00:06:58samuel carter jimmy carter
00:07:01it was just an elevator mix up i didn't mean to go there
00:07:12we should just be careful next time okay that's xavier's floor i i hate for you to run it
00:07:20okay yeah mm-hmm i've got your dress you're gonna light up at the party thanks
00:07:28sam still treats me like a princess
00:07:46you've been calling saying this is what i want then you go for a week and leave me hanging all
00:07:54alone push me back pull me in and the other way around
00:07:59pull me in push me back
00:08:10good feeling
00:08:24i can't be fantasizing about my brother's rival
00:08:54no
00:08:55no
00:08:55fucking way
00:09:04is this a joke
00:09:11that's limited edition dolce sweetheart your intern paycheck couldn't even cover the tap
00:09:17i got it as a gift
00:09:18i got it as a gift
00:09:19a gift
00:09:21please who would gift dolce to a flat-chested virgin like you
00:09:27right guys oh come on lisa if anyone's getting a gift it's you
00:09:31it makes her worthy
00:09:34hear that i'm not gonna let some knock off a loser and ruin our party
00:09:41girls
00:09:42stop
00:09:44take it off
00:09:44stop
00:09:45take it up
00:09:46take it off take it up take it up take it
00:09:57oops looks like it accidentally fell off
00:10:02Go fetch!
00:10:07Go fetch!
00:10:08Loser!
00:10:14Jenny!
00:10:32All right, just try to breathe, okay?
00:10:36You're all right.
00:10:39What is that?
00:10:42You okay?
00:10:43Yeah, I'm still alive.
00:10:46Good.
00:10:57You know, I don't get in the middle of catfights, but you push it way too far.
00:11:02Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:11:07I can't swim behind there!
00:11:09Hey!
00:11:10If I see any clips of this online, you guys are off the team permanently.
00:11:13Give me your phones.
00:11:14Give me your phones right now!
00:11:16Yes!
00:11:17Thank you!
00:11:22Come on, someone help me!
00:11:32What are you, five years old?
00:11:34Put me down!
00:11:38Sure.
00:11:39Okay, uh, are you just gonna stand there and watch me change, or...?
00:11:43Well, if you insist.
00:11:47You know, you're welcome, by the way.
00:11:51I didn't ask you to play hero.
00:11:52Yeah, but you're still wearing my clothes.
00:11:54You know, that's the second time that I've saved you, and I haven't gotten one thank you yet.
00:11:58That's cold even for you, firecracker.
00:12:00So you don't freeze.
00:12:07Turn around!
00:12:21Stay in the way.
00:12:23Stay in the way.
00:12:29Are you all done?
00:12:30Yes, I'm done!
00:12:31I'm okay.
00:12:32Just wanna make sure.
00:12:34What do you want, Xavier?
00:12:42I wanna kiss.
00:12:48I can't.
00:12:50Why not?
00:12:51You afraid you're gonna like it?
00:12:53Because...
00:12:56I only like Sam.
00:13:08Jenny, are you telling me that you're crushing on your own brother?
00:13:14You can't tell anyone about this.
00:13:16Okay, fine.
00:13:17I'll keep you a little secret.
00:13:18If you stop pretending like you don't like me,
00:13:20and give me a kiss.
00:13:22Better hurry up.
00:13:24Don't want your brother seeing you in here with the enemy.
00:13:26Right?
00:13:28Alright, how about this?
00:13:29I'm gonna count down from ten.
00:13:30And I better get what I want.
00:13:32Ten.
00:13:34Nine.
00:13:35Seriously?
00:13:36Oh yeah.
00:13:37Eight.
00:13:39Seven.
00:13:41Six.
00:13:43Five.
00:13:44You're insane.
00:13:45Yup.
00:13:46Four.
00:13:47Three.
00:13:48Two.
00:13:49And we're back here!
00:13:50One.
00:13:51Give it.
00:13:52Give it.
00:13:53Give it.
00:13:55Give it.
00:13:57Give it.
00:14:01Give.
00:14:02Give it to me.
00:14:03Give.
00:14:04Give it to me.
00:14:06Me.
00:14:08Me.
00:14:10Me.
00:14:12Jenny.
00:14:13You okay?
00:14:15Jenny, open the door!
00:14:16Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. What'll we do? Hey relax. It's just Sam. You should let him in.
00:14:27Jenny, you open the door right now or I'm breaking it down. I swear to god.
00:14:31You sound so mad.
00:14:34Get in.
00:14:34I'm not getting in the closet.
00:14:36Get in.
00:14:38Okay, I'll get in the closet if you promise to take me on a date.
00:14:41Jenny, open the door.
00:14:43You gotta promise me.
00:14:45Fine, okay?
00:14:46Promise?
00:14:46Yes.
00:14:47Come on.
00:14:48Get in.
00:14:48Okay, you made a promise.
00:14:51Jenny?
00:14:58Jenny?
00:14:59You in here?
00:15:14I'm in here.
00:15:15Shh.
00:15:16Shh.
00:15:16Don't make a sound.
00:15:26What's you gonna do?
00:15:27Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:15:30Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:15:34Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:15:35You are hearing voices again.
00:15:38Oh.
00:15:40Oh.
00:15:41Oh.
00:15:41Oh.
00:15:42Oh.
00:15:49How was that?
00:15:53Uh, Jenny?
00:15:55You, you in there?
00:15:56hey what's up what the hell are you doing in the closet uh uh i was just picking out
00:16:15a skirt i thought i heard voices you know i talk to myself you know that you know i have
00:16:23decision fatigue it's a real thing uh-huh you're shivering i'll grab your hoodie no no no no i'm good
00:16:35i'm not i'm not cold okay i'm just gonna get some rest i heard about what happened at the pool
00:16:44i'm so sorry jenny i should have been there if something like that ever happens again
00:16:55you call me okay i'm more of this tough girl act i mean since mom and dad are gone you're the only
00:17:00family that i have
00:17:01you big dummy you know i'm always gonna be here right no and i know that
00:17:10Xavier helped out today but i think he has some ulterior motives so just promise me
00:17:17you're gonna keep your distance okay
00:17:19mm-hmm okay
00:17:40try to get some sleep hmm you too
00:17:45so your brother is the reason why you don't like me what it hurt when my family bond you two have
00:18:02no that's not the reason okay i just don't like you so you can leave
00:18:09you know all this panic over this secret
00:18:12what what are you talking about
00:18:14did you use this
00:18:26what are you thinking about you snooped through my stuff
00:18:40yeah i guess i did let's be real firecracker i'm a lot better than this toy i don't need
00:18:45batteries and i can prove it to you right now
00:18:55see that doesn't mean shit to me
00:18:59what about this
00:19:05listen to me you know you can keep lying to yourself
00:19:09but we both know that you're dying to see what's happening between us
00:19:14you're so full of yourself yeah
00:19:20and you're so into it
00:19:25sweet dreams jenny
00:19:33fine i guess i see the appeal
00:19:39i'm done playing games jenny i want you
00:19:53just take me i'm all yours
00:20:07shit no no no more god jenny you need to stop this
00:20:20stop letting him ruin your life
00:20:23no no no more jenny god you need to stop this
00:20:26stop letting him ruin your life
00:20:36really again you can't come up with anything new
00:20:41what now that savior's backing you up you've forgotten your place
00:20:44what no we we have nothing to do with each other
00:20:57oh my god
00:21:09you
00:21:15It's showtime!
00:21:31It's showtime!
00:21:36Oh my gosh, someone already paid $100 to see her naked.
00:21:40Perfect.
00:21:42Oh, Jenny, are you finished with your shower yet?
00:21:44Because you've got tons of fans just waiting to say hi.
00:21:51Don't worry, guys.
00:21:52I promise you'll get exactly what you want.
00:21:56Come on, hurry up!
00:21:57Our fans are waiting.
00:21:59If you don't come out, should we just come in?
00:22:03Oh, I guess we'll just have to help her out.
00:22:06No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:22:08Guess so.
00:22:14Let's go.
00:22:16Let's go.
00:22:17This is new.
00:22:47Oh Jenny, Miss Jenny, can you help me, someone's trying to film me.
00:23:01She's not in here.
00:23:03She must be in the men's room.
00:23:04It's the only place left for her to hide.
00:23:07Yeah, good.
00:23:09What are you doing?
00:23:14What are you doing?
00:23:21What?
00:23:22I don't see.
00:23:23Got you now, little slut.
00:23:27Oh Jenny, come on out.
00:23:33You have 12,000 people who just loved your shower.
00:23:38You don't want to ghost your fans, do you?
00:23:40No, no, no.
00:23:41Stop it.
00:23:42Are you insane?
00:23:43They're not going to film you like this.
00:23:44I don't give a shit.
00:23:46What?
00:23:47Are you waiting for your OnlyFans debut?
00:23:52Because honestly honey, after that pathetic pool show, I'm not sure there's anything left
00:23:57that everyone hasn't already seen.
00:23:59Come on, let's make you insta-famous.
00:24:04Hey, get the fuck out of here, huh?
00:24:07Xavier?
00:24:08Yeah?
00:24:09Oh my god, Jenny, you little slut.
00:24:12Samuel wasn't enough, now you have to collect the whole team like cheap trophies?
00:24:17Xavier, baby, you know she's just using you.
00:24:22You know she does this with every guy.
00:24:25Stay right here.
00:24:26What?
00:24:27Let's get it.
00:24:51Huh?
00:24:52Xavier, I didn't realize that you would be a...
00:25:06What?
00:25:15Oh my god.
00:25:18Chris?
00:25:19Hey Chris, come here.
00:25:20What?
00:25:21What's going on?
00:25:23Why are you here?
00:25:24This is the men's shower.
00:25:26Ugh.
00:25:27These wannabe influencers live-streamed our practice without telling us, and then they've
00:25:31been selling information about our team to our rivals.
00:25:34I want them off the team, and I want them out of the fucking school.
00:25:39What?
00:25:40This is unforgivable!
00:25:41No, I didn't!
00:25:42Uncle, I swear it was Jenny!
00:25:46You're a disgrace!
00:25:48Oh!
00:25:49Oh!
00:25:50Oh!
00:25:51Oh!
00:25:52Oh!
00:25:53Oh!
00:25:54Oh!
00:25:58Coast is clear.
00:26:01Hey.
00:26:04For saving me.
00:26:05For what?
00:26:06Uh...
00:26:07You're...
00:26:08boldest pressing into me.
00:26:09You're...
00:26:10boldest pressing into me.
00:26:11You're boldest pressing into me.
00:26:12Well, biology doesn't lie, you know?
00:26:13I'll be the first to admit that I'm a red-blooded man.
00:26:14You're beautiful, man.
00:26:15You're beautiful, man.
00:26:16I'll go get her clothes.
00:26:17Okay.
00:26:18I'll go get her clothes.
00:26:19Okay.
00:26:20I swear to stay away.
00:26:21I'll go get her clothes.
00:26:22Okay.
00:26:23I swear to stay away.
00:26:24Yet he's always the one saving me.
00:26:37God, Jenny, what are you doing?
00:26:41I swear to stay away.
00:26:46I swore to stay away, yet he's always the one saving me.
00:26:50God, Jenny, what are you doing?
00:26:54I think these are yours.
00:26:56Thanks.
00:26:57Who is?
00:26:58Is this yours?
00:26:58Damn that.
00:27:07Again.
00:27:08You know, next time you want to take a shower,
00:27:10you can just ask.
00:27:10I'm gonna need a cup of such a ruckus.
00:27:13Oh!
00:27:13There you go.
00:27:16Firecracker's back.
00:27:17Nice to see you again.
00:27:27Hold on.
00:27:28What are you gonna do?
00:27:29Do I say it down?
00:27:30Can I have a change?
00:27:31You have to change, too.
00:27:32I have a douche.
00:27:33I'm willing to pull you off.
00:27:36What the fuck?
00:27:39What the fuck?
00:27:40Sam!
00:27:41Sam, what the fuck?
00:27:43It's not like that, okay?
00:27:44I was taking a fucking shower, and Xavier just happened to be in here, okay?
00:27:48Well, that was great.
00:27:49You really cleared that one up, huh?
00:27:51Hey, hey, hey, bud.
00:27:53Why don't you fucking relax, dude, okay?
00:27:55Not everything's a goddamn conspiracy, all right?
00:27:57Hey, Xavier, you listen to me, okay?
00:27:59Uh-huh.
00:28:00Uh-huh.
00:28:01Jenny isn't like those other girls you mess with.
00:28:03Uh-huh.
00:28:04Now you back the fuck off, or I swear to God, I do not know about you.
00:28:11Got it?
00:28:12Uh-huh.
00:28:13Take it easy, okay?
00:28:14Have you here a moment?
00:28:15Mm-hmm.
00:28:16I'm out of here.
00:28:17Bye, Jenny.
00:28:18Jenny.
00:28:19What the hell?
00:28:20I thought that I told you to stay away from him.
00:28:24Sam.
00:28:25Xavier's not that bad, okay?
00:28:27Just listen to yourself, okay?
00:28:29He's already turned you.
00:28:30Jenny.
00:28:31He's our biggest enemy.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33Okay.
00:28:34Okay.
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00:28:53Okay.
00:28:54Okay.
00:28:55Okay.
00:28:56Oh, my God.
00:28:57Are you okay?
00:28:58Yes.
00:28:59Are you okay?
00:29:00Okay.
00:29:01All right?
00:29:02You swear to God.
00:29:03You just promise me nothing happened.
00:29:04You're making me worry all the time this one.
00:29:05Like a lot.
00:29:06Like all the time.
00:29:07Oh, my God.
00:29:08Oh, man.
00:29:19So I'm not that bad, huh?
00:29:21Look at me.
00:29:22I got hurt because of you.
00:29:23I got hurt because of you.
00:29:24What do you think of that?
00:29:25Hmm?
00:29:26So you, you hurt everything.
00:29:29Yeah.
00:29:30I'm only hurt enough to know that you think that I'm pretty good.
00:29:35No, no, no, no, no.
00:29:36Do not flatter yourself.
00:29:37I know.
00:29:38I think if you give me a shot, you realize it.
00:29:39I'm pretty good at a lot of things.
00:29:40Oh, well, I'm not going to betray my brother.
00:29:41Hmm.
00:29:42All right.
00:29:43And I'm not one of those girls to just wait to have a spot in line.
00:29:47Like a little fan of yours.
00:29:48Okay?
00:29:49No, it's too late for you, Jenny.
00:29:50I'm already past the blue line.
00:29:54Bye, Jenny.
00:29:55Bye.
00:29:56Bye, Jenny.
00:29:57Bye, Jenny.
00:29:58Why does he make it so hard to walk away?
00:30:00Why does he make it so hard to walk away?
00:30:05Okay?
00:30:06Well, it's too late for you, Jenny.
00:30:09I'm already past the blue line.
00:30:23Bye, Jenny.
00:30:25Why does he make it so hard to walk away?
00:30:30Anywhere.
00:30:32Hi.
00:30:33Yeah, let's hold it.
00:30:34Hi.
00:30:34Hi.
00:30:35I have these files for a girl named Rosalie.
00:30:38Do you know which one she is?
00:30:40Yeah.
00:30:41Here, 10 o'clock.
00:30:43The walking Victoria's Secret ad.
00:30:45Take me back in time.
00:30:49Take me back in time.
00:30:51Yeah, she's Xavier's legendary ex.
00:30:55Yeah, she's Xavier's legendary ex.
00:31:09What?
00:31:10What?
00:31:11What?
00:31:13Well, I heard that she specifically came back to be our new PR director.
00:31:18But do you think she came back for him?
00:31:20That's tea.
00:31:22Sam is right.
00:31:24This fuckboy upgrades his toys every season.
00:31:26I wish I had her hip-to-waste ratio.
00:31:28I wish I had her hip-to-waist ratio.
00:31:29Girl got curds.
00:31:34Hello.
00:31:35Hey.
00:31:35uh miss rosalie i have some files for you new face who's this this is our team intern
00:31:43jenny how adorable thank you well you have a great day
00:32:05yeah clean my
00:32:21something important uh no uh listen i gotta go i gotta go and uh feed my cat yeah you don't have a cat
00:32:45mr davis our team is a solid investment you will not regret it if you invest in us
00:32:51who's that girl
00:33:01that's jenny she's our new assistant just an intern for summer camp you know what chris uh my investment
00:33:07this season depends on her
00:33:11i'm harrison vance jenny i know i'm having dinner tonight and i'd be delighted if you came
00:33:22your insight as someone new to the team would be invaluable
00:33:25invaluable oh okay sorry harrison jenny's with me tonight isn't that right
00:33:34savior didn't realize jenny was your girl i didn't realize that jenny was taller than you
00:33:39look at that i'm not i'm not he didn't get to speak for me get over here hey hey what do you think
00:33:46you're doing stay away from him he's not a good guy trust me you can go with fun on your date with
00:33:52rosalie no harrison is handsome rich and he's a gentleman unlike you i'm a gentleman no you're just a little
00:34:01black boy okay dinner what time seven send a car oh great it's black tie optional but i'd love to see
00:34:13you in red see you there jenny what a dork
00:34:19hey grab your heels we're going out tonight
00:34:36oh the oh nine bordeaux has hints of rose you must try it um okay oh my gosh jenny
00:34:46what a coincidence firecracker you haven't found any date harrison you're here with jenny
00:34:54oh my gosh this is perfect a little double date then shall we oh i don't mind we must
00:35:07i'll just take the usual wow jenny you look so
00:35:12different someone's putting in the effort tonight i told you to wear red see told you so
00:35:21yeah you look great too oh love that dress is it new savior picked it out he just loves me in this
00:35:28style of course he does yeah you love everyone in that style don't you so jenny
00:35:37any dietary restrictions i should know about she doesn't like fish how does he even know that
00:35:44fish i just am not a big fan of fish but like it's just a personal preference i never have
00:35:51that's because you have not had it prepared properly
00:35:54the omakase menu with extra uni and the turbot with the black truffle emotions trust me you will
00:36:05weep with gratitude i'll thank me later she's allergic
00:36:17savior you certainly know a lot about jenny you certainly know a lot about jenny about jenny of
00:36:25course no you don't yes i do see yeah it's because me and her know each other so well
00:36:31isn't that right jenny god i really need to shut this man up
00:36:38how about we start eating i'm starving i really like the garlic bread when you guys have it
00:36:44see bread is my favorite thing too jenny has everything that i like and i know everything that
00:36:48she likes and why don't we just leave right now jenny if you don't want to try the fish i recommend
00:36:59their signature yeah i'll take that see jenny doesn't like flaming any other shit uh she likes a lamb
00:37:07thank you xavier shouldn't you be paying more attention to your name poor rosalie has been waiting
00:37:14for your attention all night oh no well don't stop on my behalf this is the most entertainment i've had
00:37:20all week what do you think do you think i should pay more attention to rosalie
00:37:29oh absolutely you know you two are so perfect for each other jenny yeah would you join me in the
00:37:37ladies room this place is maze-like for newcomers sure sure
00:37:51xavier's into you you like him too right uh no xavier doesn't like clingy girls the second that you
00:38:00beg for commitment he's gone you're smarter than i thought jenny playing the hard to get
00:38:07strategy what are you trying to say
00:38:12pretty face unyielding gaze young body i can see why he's so into you but you're just a fling sweetheart
00:38:21the moment that he gets what he wants you're just another name on his list but don't take it too
00:38:28personally you're not the first and you definitely won't be the last
00:38:34why the bus it's just a summer flame but why don't you uh piss off jenny's not interested
00:38:40she's with me relax caveman you'll have your turn and when i'm done i'll even give a real
00:38:47preview what the did you just say i said when i'm done playing with her then you can have yours
00:38:53oh yeah you like that huh i'm playing that too i'm gonna make a great time oh yeah you like that
00:39:00huh i'm playing that too i'm gonna make a great time what's going on nothing he had some food
00:39:04on him i just helped him clean it up thank god he just snapped i i just mentioned how lovely you are
00:39:08oh shut the up dude you're being psycho okay we're at a nice restaurant you're punching me what the
00:39:13fuck wait a second why are you gonna believe him over me he said he would ruin my investment
00:39:19if i didn't stop seeing you okay i've lost my appetite great i'm going home
00:39:27hey jenny let me try a few okay fine
00:39:39wait here i'll get my porsche
00:39:48hey get in come on i just watched rosie get in the harrison's car he's not coming back for you
00:39:53come on the rain's not gonna let up you're gonna freeze out here not your problem
00:40:02all right let's get a stand out here until you change your mind
00:40:06you know i wonder how long it would take for tmz to come and swarm us
00:40:10yeah that way your big bro can watch your little date on the evening news wouldn't that be nice
00:40:14hey is that that difficult
00:40:27wipe that look off your face before i do it for you
00:40:34take off that jacket
00:40:37did you hear what i just said take off that jacket come on just take the jacket off
00:40:40i'm serious happy now now drive put this on
00:40:48okay
00:40:51you're all wet okay
00:40:55why don't you behave or else we're not driving anywhere
00:41:01no you wouldn't want sam finding out why you have a cold right
00:41:04oh i shouldn't have let this idiot know that sam is my brother
00:41:18okay would you just listen for one second hey no no no listen you know i had a reason for hitting
00:41:23it okay it wasn't like he said whatever go be with rosalie okay i'm done with this i'm done with you
00:41:30just pretend like we never met okay pretend like we don't know each other okay first off what the
00:41:35does this have to do with rosalie and what do you mean let's pretend like we don't know each other
00:41:38what the did she say to you she told me everything bye hey what the do you think you're doing huh
00:41:45what do you think you're doing i'm talking to you you don't get to talk no no no no no no no i'm talking
00:41:49you don't get to talk no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no you're
00:41:51you're doing what are you doing what are you doing shut the fuck up you're being a fucking dead
00:41:54what hold me down ah should have worn my jacket
00:42:01hold me down
00:42:02What the fuck did Rosalie tell me?
00:42:18No, tell me because I want to understand, okay?
00:42:20Because I feel like I'm the one that should be pretty fucking pissed off right now.
00:42:23I need to sit there and endure your fucking date with fucking Harrison.
00:42:27Goddamn fucking bastard, huh?
00:42:29What's that about?
00:42:30Endure?
00:42:31Yes.
00:42:31I didn't ask you to come, okay?
00:42:34You can go be with Rosalie since she's so desperate to get back together with you.
00:42:39What?
00:42:39Get the fuck away from me.
00:42:42You're jealous.
00:42:43You think that Rosalie and I, wow, that's fucking hysterical.
00:42:46I don't care what relationship you two have.
00:42:50I don't care how many girls you want to fuck with, okay?
00:42:53I'm done with this shit.
00:42:54I don't want to be in your fuck list anymore.
00:42:56So all this rage is because you think that I want to fuck my sister.
00:43:00What did he just say?
00:43:02Yes!
00:43:02Rosalie's my sister!
00:43:05And do his flash, firecracker.
00:43:07And not only is it illegal, it's fucking disgusting.
00:43:09Even for me, okay?
00:43:14God, don't look like that, alright?
00:43:15And don't act like you're not jealous, okay?
00:43:17Otherwise, you wouldn't have posted that fucking picture on Instagram.
00:43:20Jenny, there's only one girl that's driving me crazy.
00:43:23There's only one girl that I'm chasing, and it's not my fucking sister!
00:43:26It's you!
00:43:27Jenny, every single stupid fight, every time that I push your buttons, is because I can't
00:43:31get you out of my head.
00:43:32You're stubborn, you're infuriating, you're everything that I want and I want, but I just want you.
00:43:41You're not playing with me.
00:43:45If you don't believe me, look me in the eyes.
00:43:47If you don't believe me, look me in the eyes.
00:44:17You're mine.
00:44:27You're mine.
00:44:34Good morning.
00:44:36Good morning.
00:44:48So when are we going to tell everybody?
00:44:52Tell everybody what?
00:44:54That we're together and that you're mine.
00:44:57You're insane.
00:45:00No, I'm not.
00:45:01Sam finds out, I'm dead.
00:45:04You're probably going to get kicked off the hockey team if he doesn't break your kneecap first.
00:45:09What the fuck are we talking about, Sam?
00:45:11No, seriously, so what?
00:45:13So I'm good enough for this, but I'm not good enough to call you mine?
00:45:16What am I, your fuck buddy?
00:45:18I don't think so.
00:45:20Grow up.
00:45:22If Sam finds out, I'm dead.
00:45:24So keep this a secret, okay?
00:45:27Wow, so this is what it feels like to get played by a woman.
00:45:30Fuck her.
00:45:32Okay, I'm going to work.
00:45:34Okay, and I'm going to walk you there.
00:45:41We shouldn't have come in here together.
00:45:43What if Sam sees us?
00:45:44God, you shouldn't be so scared of Sam.
00:45:48I think everything's like a TV show.
00:45:49All right, Sam.
00:46:09I'm going to save some stamina for the ice.
00:46:12Keep this up, you're going to be dead by the time you're 30.
00:46:14Yeah, it'd be worth it, and I'd die happy.
00:46:17What is this?
00:46:19You know the rules.
00:46:20No randoms in the dorms during training.
00:46:22Oh, trust me, man.
00:46:23She's not random.
00:46:25What the hell was that?
00:46:27No, it's just my girlfriend getting a little frisky.
00:46:30You wouldn't know anything about that.
00:46:31Not everybody's a goody-two-shoe like your sister.
00:46:33Of course.
00:46:34Jenny's classy.
00:46:35And this one looks like she might stab you.
00:46:38Are you serious?
00:46:46You just mentioned me in front of Sam?
00:46:48Yeah, and you met me.
00:46:53Yes, I have to.
00:46:55It's my job.
00:46:56Jenny!
00:46:56Hey, pants are running into you!
00:46:59With, uh, him.
00:47:00Listen to me, Jenny.
00:47:07Don't hang around this guy.
00:47:08It's bad news.
00:47:09Funny.
00:47:10That's exactly what Sam said about you.
00:47:12Jenny, about last night, an emergency board meeting kept me from picking you up.
00:47:16I wanted to apologize properly.
00:47:20What is this, huh?
00:47:23$299.99.
00:47:25Flowers with the price tag.
00:47:27Real classy move.
00:47:28I bet you said Venmo requests your girlfriends for condoms.
00:47:31I bet you have a spreadsheet at home for all these gifts that you have to return because
00:47:34you get rejected so fucking often.
00:47:37Jenny, you're smart.
00:47:39The only thing this overgrown jock can offer you is drama and STDs.
00:47:44I could open doors for you.
00:47:46Real opportunities.
00:47:48Yeah, don't listen to this prick.
00:47:49Let's go.
00:47:50Choice has changed, Jenny.
00:47:51Especially when better ones come along.
00:47:53Why don't you take your fucking hand off?
00:47:54What are you gonna do?
00:47:55Oh, I'm gonna smash you in the ground.
00:47:56Smash you in the ground.
00:47:57You suck!
00:47:59Let go of me!
00:47:59I'm not going with either of you!
00:48:01Mr. Vance, it's extremely inappropriate for you to be talking about investments with an
00:48:05intern.
00:48:06That's not my job.
00:48:12Your whole Monopoly money thing didn't work, did it?
00:48:15She'll come around.
00:48:16Everybody has their price.
00:48:18Why don't you listen here, you little trust fund brat?
00:48:19This whole I can buy whatever I want thing, keep it away from Jenny.
00:48:23She's a human being.
00:48:25That's something at an auction that you can bid on.
00:48:35Jenny!
00:48:35Where were you last night?
00:48:39I went by your room.
00:48:39I couldn't find you.
00:48:40I was pulling an all-nighter.
00:48:43You know, my schedule doesn't make itself.
00:48:46Oh, I heard about Harrison trying to rub you into his investment stuff.
00:48:50That guy's a shark, okay?
00:48:52Don't let him drag you into his mess.
00:48:55Okay.
00:48:57I have a solo match with Xavier to set.
00:48:59See you around, okay?
00:49:01See ya.
00:49:01Okay.
00:49:29Oh, you all right?
00:49:41Oh, shit.
00:49:42Oh, shit.
00:49:43Oh, shit.
00:49:54Oh, my God.
00:49:55Hey.
00:49:56Hi.
00:49:57Totally easy, honey.
00:49:58I mean, are you going to tell me who you were voting for?
00:50:04Me or Sam?
00:50:05Shut up.
00:50:06It was me, right?
00:50:06Shut up.
00:50:07It was me.
00:50:08I'm here because I'm apologizing for him.
00:50:12I'm really sorry.
00:50:13I want you to get hurt.
00:50:15Okay.
00:50:17Can you kiss it better?
00:50:18Are you serious?
00:50:20Give me a kiss.
00:50:21You're hurt right now, and the only thing you care about is...
00:50:23I'm in pain.
00:50:25I'm hurting.
00:50:27I'm alone.
00:50:27Nobody rugs me.
00:50:29Nobody wants to give me a kiss.
00:50:31Come here.
00:50:36Yo, Xavier, are you in there, man?
00:50:38What the fuck is that saying?
00:50:40Shit.
00:50:41Shit.
00:50:41I need to hide.
00:50:42What do I do?
00:50:43What do I do?
00:50:43I just...
00:50:43Hurry.
00:50:47Hurry.
00:50:47What, you jerking off in there?
00:50:49Come on.
00:50:49What's up?
00:50:58What's up?
00:50:58Good.
00:50:58That hit was harder than I meant it to be.
00:51:01Yeah, man.
00:51:02It was a good hit.
00:51:05I think I'm dying.
00:51:08Might never play again.
00:51:09It's okay.
00:51:10You know, that's the first time you ever apologized to me.
00:51:12I'm not an apology.
00:51:14Just team rules.
00:51:15You know, no permanent damage during scrimmages.
00:51:19So, what, she needs some ice, a granola bar, or something like that?
00:51:24I could use a kiss.
00:51:25Yeah, you wish.
00:51:26Yeah.
00:51:27It's nice seeing the sensitive side of you, man.
00:51:29No, I'm okay.
00:51:30I have my own way of recovering.
00:51:32You know what I mean?
00:51:32No.
00:51:33She's giving a break with you, you asshole.
00:51:37Where do you even find these girls, man?
00:51:39Yeah, if they're around.
00:51:40You know what?
00:51:41I shouldn't even come.
00:51:43Unbelievable.
00:51:44This guy.
00:51:45It was a good hit.
00:51:47Uh-huh.
00:51:51What the fuck?
00:51:52Damn, firecracker.
00:51:54That was way too much.
00:51:55I just saved you, and I think I deserve a reward.
00:52:00Well, what is that?
00:52:02Why don't you come over tonight and help me take a bath?
00:52:08No.
00:52:09Mom.
00:52:11Doctor said I can't get my cash back.
00:52:15You can do the rest of yourself.
00:52:33I think I need more help.
00:52:34Until you get back, until you get back, until you get back, into my arms, into my arms.
00:52:49I'm so bad for you.
00:53:09I'm so bad for you.
00:53:12Jen, he's usually the MVP.
00:53:24Shit.
00:53:28Shit, shit, it's him.
00:53:30Ignoring.
00:53:35Hi, hi, hi.
00:53:36Are you okay?
00:53:38Jen, you sound a little weird.
00:53:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:43I'm good.
00:53:44I'm sorry.
00:53:45I just woke up.
00:53:47Are you sure?
00:53:47I'll come check right now.
00:53:49Mm-mm.
00:53:49Mm-mm.
00:53:51No, I'm good.
00:53:53I'm good.
00:53:53I'm sorry.
00:53:54I'm still really tired.
00:53:56Uh, right.
00:53:57Well, don't sleep in too long.
00:54:01Mm-hmm.
00:54:02Okay.
00:54:02Mm-hmm.
00:54:03Okay, I'll see you later.
00:54:04Bye.
00:54:06Shut up.
00:54:08You talking about goodbye?
00:54:09No.
00:54:11Stop now.
00:54:14Get out of here.
00:54:15Mm-hmm.
00:54:21Look at you.
00:54:23Mm-hmm.
00:54:24Hey, listen.
00:54:24I got a head out of town for a couple of days.
00:54:26I got this family thing, but it's nothing.
00:54:29Listen to me.
00:54:36Mm-hmm.
00:54:37I want you to stay away from here and see when I'm gone.
00:54:40The fucker is desperate.
00:54:43Okay.
00:54:44Okay?
00:54:44Okay.
00:54:45Okay.
00:54:45Yeah.
00:54:46Yeah.
00:54:46Blushing over something, Jenny?
00:55:02Let's see.
00:55:03Get that back!
00:55:05Oh, Xavier's taste was so cheap.
00:55:09We could have something real together.
00:55:11One weekend with me, and I will double the team's investment.
00:55:15Guarantee Sam's spot in the playoffs.
00:55:17Threatening me?
00:55:19Hey, fuck you!
00:55:23Stop!
00:55:23Stop!
00:55:26Help!
00:55:28Help!
00:55:30Jenny, nobody cares.
00:55:32They'll just think we're in love.
00:55:36Get off of me!
00:55:43Scream all you want.
00:55:44Okay, let's give that bitch something to the same house.
00:55:48So Xavier can see.
00:55:50Somebody help me!
00:55:52Help!
00:55:53Somebody help me!
00:55:55Help!
00:55:56Jenny!
00:55:59Jenny!
00:56:01Motherfucker!
00:56:03You breathe never again, and I will end you.
00:56:08It's not over, sweetheart.
00:56:20Okay, I'll tell Chris that you're sick.
00:56:23Jenny, maybe quit this game.
00:56:26Jenny, listen to me.
00:56:28Harrison is our biggest investor.
00:56:30He will come back.
00:56:32Okay.
00:56:33I'll be careful.
00:56:36I'll be careful.
00:56:36I'll be careful.
00:56:37It's so much.
00:56:40Okay.
00:56:40Okay.
00:56:41It's about damn time you showed up.
00:56:51I'm thinking, what do you got to do to settle down?
00:57:01Get yourself a proper wife.
00:57:04Unless, of course, you don't mind wiping your own ass with a broken wrist in an old folks home.
00:57:11Please, Dad.
00:57:12The only settling down Xavier does is collapsing into bed after a long night.
00:57:17Well, I found someone.
00:57:19Wait, you're serious?
00:57:21Yes, I am.
00:57:22Who?
00:57:24Little Jenny?
00:57:26God.
00:57:27You know what?
00:57:29Dad, if you burn Harrison Vance's investment, I'll bring it to you.
00:57:35Deal.
00:57:37Cheers, Pops.
00:57:41I'll go to my room.
00:58:05Jenny?
00:58:07Jenny, where are you right now?
00:58:11Jenny?
00:58:14Jenny?
00:58:22You saw.
00:58:23I saw enough.
00:58:26You don't mean Harrison.
00:58:28We didn't.
00:58:31I know.
00:58:32Harrison is done.
00:58:33I promise.
00:58:34I promise.
00:58:34Hey, hey, get off of me.
00:58:53Come on, man.
00:58:53You don't want to do this.
00:58:54You don't want to do this.
00:58:54I promise.
00:58:54I got money.
00:58:55Look at me.
00:59:09Hey.
00:59:10I know that Sam paid you a visit.
00:59:12But I'm not Sam.
00:59:15I'm not played by a different set of rules.
00:59:18And I'm fucking ruthless.
00:59:21Go near Jenny again.
00:59:23And I will nail your fingers to your family.
00:59:25I swear.
00:59:28I'll make you pay.
00:59:29Big news.
00:59:40Thanks to Lowell Capital, we're fully funded for the season.
00:59:43Yes.
00:59:44Yes.
00:59:44Yes.
00:59:45Yes.
00:59:46Yes.
00:59:47Yes.
00:59:48Xavier is our new lead sponsor.
00:59:53Yes.
00:59:54Yes.
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:56Yes.
00:59:56Yes.
00:59:57Jenny, why is Xavier looking at you like that?
01:00:07Jenny.
01:00:09Uh, uh, he, he probably just hates me or something.
01:00:13If you listen to me, that fuck boy gives you any trouble, any at all, you tell me, okay?
01:00:21Okay.
01:00:23We'll read about you.
01:00:27No, my parents want to meet you.
01:00:43We've talked about this.
01:00:45Yeah, but we can't even make it official.
01:00:46My parents.
01:00:47No, it's not that.
01:00:53Okay, going public is a mess, and Sam's going to lose it, and if we break up in a month,
01:01:02then I'm the one that has to explain it to everyone.
01:01:04Wait a minute, so you're already thinking about breaking up with me?
01:01:06Well, what am I to you?
01:01:08Am I your boyfriend, or am I just some human fucking vibrator?
01:01:12No.
01:01:13No.
01:01:14You know you're better than the vibrator.
01:01:15No, no, no, no, no.
01:01:16Wow.
01:01:17So, wow, you really don't see this going anywhere, do you?
01:01:19Well, I don't know.
01:01:20I didn't think that this was that serious.
01:01:21So that's how you see me.
01:01:22You just see me as, like, some fuckboy.
01:01:23And you'd rather let everybody think that you're with that fucking creep Harrison than admit
01:01:27that you're with me?
01:01:28You know what really happened.
01:01:29Well, do I?
01:01:30Because I'm over here fighting for our relationship, and you're pretending like I don't even exist,
01:01:35like I'm nothing.
01:01:36So, whatever.
01:01:37I gotta go.
01:01:38You know, I used to think that you were brave enough to handle this.
01:01:39Handle us.
01:01:40Because I was wrong.
01:01:41Where are you going?
01:01:42You know what really happened.
01:01:43Well, do I?
01:01:44Because I'm over here fighting for our relationship, and you're pretending like I don't even exist,
01:01:48like I'm nothing.
01:01:49So, whatever.
01:01:50I gotta go.
01:01:51You know, I used to think that you were brave enough to handle this.
01:01:58Handle us.
01:01:59Because I was wrong.
01:02:01Where are you going?
01:02:12I can't believe camp's almost over.
01:02:21Tomorrow's game decides who gets the player MVP bid.
01:02:24Samuel and Xavier are going to tear each other apart.
01:02:27I am here for the drone.
01:02:42So, I don't know.
01:02:47Xavier looks like he really hates you.
01:02:50Is something happened between you two?
01:02:57Hilarious.
01:02:58Remember, you told us not to talk.
01:03:01Okay, good.
01:03:02Good, that's good.
01:03:03Oh, and I haven't heard from Harrison since I clocked him.
01:03:08I guess he got the message.
01:03:09All right.
01:03:10Alright.
01:03:12Bye.
01:03:22Gosh, the game is about to start.
01:03:25Hey, Jenny!
01:03:26Ahhhhhhhhhh!
01:03:39Coach Chris! Jenny's missing!
01:03:41What's that about Jenny?
01:03:42She was in the hallway and she just collapsed and some guy came and dragged her away.
01:03:47The game's cancelled!
01:03:53Dad, I need you to find someone for me right now.
01:03:56Huh?
01:04:06Finally awake.
01:04:08Huh?
01:04:10Finally awake.
01:04:12Merzen, let me go!
01:04:14I don't think so.
01:04:16Xavier needs to see this.
01:04:18We need to see what happens after he ruined it.
01:04:21Oh!
01:04:22Oh!
01:04:27Ow!
01:04:29Find all you want.
01:04:31Oh no!
01:04:33Xavier!
01:04:36Hey!
01:04:38Get your fucking hands off of her!
01:04:44Xavier, stop!
01:04:45Stop!
01:04:46Stop!
01:04:57Get up!
01:04:58Get up!
01:05:00Did you hear that?
01:05:02The cops are here!
01:05:03You and Choi Brace it, you fucking asshole!
01:05:05Come on!
01:05:06Come on!
01:05:13Never again.
01:05:15I swear.
01:05:16You and my sister.
01:05:17No, no, I see why.
01:05:18I thought it was you.
01:05:19Sorry, I'm really out of it still.
01:05:20See here, so this is why you cancelled the game, you and my sister.
01:05:31No, no, Sam, I thought it was you.
01:05:34Sorry, I'm really out of it still.
01:05:36Yeah, I was, you know, um, we don't want our, uh, the investors to think I wouldn't
01:05:41save one of my employees if they got kidnapped, so.
01:05:45Whatever the reason.
01:05:58Let's go, Jim.
01:06:15Hey, Dan.
01:06:18So, when's dinner?
01:06:21I just saved your girl.
01:06:23Yeah, well, I don't think I have a girlfriend anymore.
01:06:45Um, I saw your knuckles were bruised.
01:06:52I don't want them to get worse.
01:06:57You still think I'm Sam?
01:06:59Hold on.
01:07:00I just want to make sure that you know that I'm not your brother, right?
01:07:14Shut up.
01:07:16Xavier, listen, I'll fix this.
01:07:19Mom will go at your own pace.
01:07:22Just stay with me.
01:07:24Even if it's a secret.
01:07:26As long as you don't pick Harrison 2.0 over me, we're golden.
01:07:30You've got to be fucking kidding me!
01:07:48Sam!
01:07:49Fucking bastard!
01:07:50I knew you were up to something!
01:07:52Stop!
01:07:53Stop!
01:07:54Stop!
01:07:55Stop!
01:07:56Stop!
01:07:57It's not!
01:07:58It's...
01:08:02It's serious, okay?
01:08:06And I love him.
01:08:08You love me?
01:08:11Yes, I love you.
01:08:13Danny, I love you too.
01:08:15I love...
01:08:17Him?
01:08:18Sirius?
01:08:20My baby sister?
01:08:21My biggest rival and notorious fuckboy, who slept with half the league, or now...
01:08:27Even a lot of...
01:08:29I won't allow it.
01:08:31Well, how about this?
01:08:32Let's settle it.
01:08:33You and me, on the ice.
01:08:36Tomorrow's playoffs determine the MVP bid.
01:08:38If I win, you stop interfering.
01:08:40MVP's mine, so is Jenny.
01:08:42Now if you win, I'll withdraw myself from the MVP slot, and I'll back off.
01:08:47Until you see how I actually feel about it.
01:08:49You better skate like your future depends on it, Xavier.
01:08:54Because it does.
01:09:03Adam Lowell.
01:09:05Xavier's father.
01:09:09You know when he said he would bring you home someday?
01:09:12I wanted to see for myself the woman that could make him commit.
01:09:18Well, it's nice to meet you.
01:09:19I'm Jenny.
01:09:21Yeah.
01:09:22I know.
01:09:25Samuel's your brother.
01:09:28So let me ask you something, young lady.
01:09:31You betting on my boy...
01:09:35...or your brother.
01:09:36My boy.
01:09:37Why?
01:09:38It's a battle, huh?
01:09:39Jim!
01:09:41It's a battle, right?
01:09:42I don't know how you've met.
01:09:43On my boy, I don't know how you were.
01:09:44He's fighting it.
01:09:46What?
01:09:48How?
01:09:49How dare you go?
01:09:50You get the battle.
01:09:51I'm a little girl.
01:09:52I'm a little girl.
01:09:53I'm a little girl.
01:09:54You get some culture.
01:09:55You get the battle.
01:09:56Wow.
01:09:57I'm a little girl.
01:09:58Let's go.
01:09:59I'm a little girl.
01:10:00I'm a little girl.
01:10:01You get there.
01:10:03temporary approval
01:10:08one public scandal
01:10:13one flirty dm
01:10:16I skin you alive
01:10:19okay
01:10:20Xavier, Xavier Lowell
01:10:30how does it feel like to win the MVP title
01:10:32tell us, the people want to know
01:10:34Jay Carter
01:10:37you're the one for me
01:10:39no T-backs
01:10:41Mr. Lowell
01:10:50I could never choose between
01:10:53my brother and Xavier
01:10:55I love them both
01:10:58so I forgot all the lyrics
01:11:04and I'm out of the room
01:11:06I can't remember
01:11:10even though it's crazy
01:11:14even though
01:11:16I know
01:11:27you're the one
01:11:33can't remember
01:11:33you're the two
01:11:34I know
01:11:35I've
01:11:35come to you
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