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00:03:09Hey.
00:03:45Yeah.
00:03:47Is this virgin?
00:03:49Is this baby's a baby?
00:03:52You're a baby?
00:03:54You're a baby?
00:03:56Oh, you're a baby!
00:03:58Let's go!
00:04:00You're a baby!
00:04:02Let's go!
00:04:04We'll be fine!
00:04:06Come on, brother!
00:04:08You're an idol!
00:04:10You're a baby!
00:04:12You're a baby!
00:04:17Son!
00:04:19Matuloy ka ba na maayos na gado?
00:04:21Masensya na kagabi!
00:04:23Bro, bro! Paalis ka na ba?
00:04:26May...
00:04:27Meron akong ano eh. May nearby na ako.
00:04:30Sige na na. Nagmamatali ako, bro.
00:04:32May nearby na ako eh.
00:04:34Sige na. Nagmamatali ako, bro.
00:04:36May nearby na ako eh.
00:04:38Bro, hati-hati tayo sa taxi. Sige na.
00:04:40Kung nag-jeep ako, hindi ko abot.
00:04:42Sige-sige, ako nabahala.
00:04:44Ay, bro. O nga pala.
00:04:46Sorry about last night ha.
00:04:48Hindi namin sinasadya sumobra yung panginis namin sa'yo.
00:04:50Pero don't worry. Kami nabahala para sa'yo.
00:04:52Huw, Alvin! Nandiyan na yung taxi. Sabisan mo.
00:04:54Tiyagi.
00:04:55Sige.
00:04:56Sige.
00:04:57Wala ka pa sa Manila.
00:04:59Kaya ang labas mo.
00:05:00Mahal!
00:05:01Mahal!
00:05:02Mahal!
00:05:03Mahal!
00:05:04Mahal!
00:05:05Mahal!
00:05:06Mahal!
00:05:07Mahal!
00:05:08Mahal!
00:05:09Mahal!
00:05:10Mahal!
00:05:11Mahal!
00:05:12Mahal!
00:05:13Mahal!
00:05:14Mahal!
00:05:15Mahal!
00:05:16Mahal!
00:05:17Mahal!
00:05:18Mahal!
00:05:19Mahal!
00:05:20Mahal!
00:05:21Mahal!
00:05:22Mahal!
00:05:23Mahal!
00:05:24Mahal!
00:05:25Mahal!
00:05:26Mahal!
00:05:27Mahal!
00:05:28Mahal!
00:05:29Mahal!
00:05:30Mahal!
00:05:31Mahal!
00:05:32Mahal!
00:05:33Mahal!
00:05:34Mahal!
00:05:35Mahal!
00:05:36Mahal!
00:05:37Mahal!
00:05:38Mahal!
00:05:39Mahal!
00:05:40Mahal!
00:05:41Mahal!
00:05:42Mahal!
00:05:43Mahal!
00:05:44Mahal!
00:05:45Mahal!
00:05:46Mahal!
00:05:47Mahal!
00:05:48Mahal!
00:05:49Mahal!
00:05:50Sir Aball?
00:05:57Aball?
00:05:58I'm safe to have you.
00:05:59I'm safe to have you.
00:06:00Helmet.
00:06:01Where are you?
00:06:02I'm here.
00:06:03I'm here.
00:06:04I'm here.
00:06:05Okay?
00:06:06Okay, sir?
00:06:07Okay.
00:06:08Okay.
00:06:09It's okay.
00:06:10It's okay.
00:06:11It's okay.
00:06:12It's okay.
00:06:13It's okay.
00:06:14It's okay.
00:06:15It's okay.
00:06:17God bless you.
00:06:18Thank you, Sir.
00:06:19Walgat.
00:06:20Ang ina.
00:06:23We'll see you next time.
00:06:26Thank you, Sir.
00:06:30Walgat.
00:06:31Ang ina
00:06:34Thank you sir.
00:06:35Walid ka tanginan.
00:06:36Ma'am, habal po.
00:06:37Di na lang.
00:06:38Ma'am, rush hour na po.
00:06:39Baka mahuntik kayo sa pupuntahan nyo.
00:06:40Magka ano ba?
00:06:412.50 po.
00:06:42Saan po ba kay pupunta?
00:06:43Dito.
00:06:44Ayan.
00:06:45Ito yung address.
00:06:46Okay.
00:06:47Okay.
00:06:48Okay.
00:06:49Thank you sir.
00:06:50Walid ka tanginan.
00:06:51Ma'am, habal po.
00:06:52Di na lang.
00:06:53Ma'am, rush hour na po.
00:06:54Baka mahuntik kayo sa pupuntahan nyo.
00:06:55Magka ano ba?
00:06:562.50 po.
00:06:57Saan po ba kay pupunta?
00:06:58Dito.
00:06:59Ayan.
00:07:00Ito yung address.
00:07:01Ah, 2.50 na lang po ma'am.
00:07:02Pero sige ma'am, bigay ko na lang ng 2.30.
00:07:03Sige kuya.
00:07:04Ayan.
00:07:05Helmet.
00:07:06Sige kuya.
00:07:07Ayan.
00:07:08Ayan.
00:07:09Ito yung address.
00:07:10Ah, 2.50 na lang po ma'am.
00:07:13Pero sige ma'am, bigay ko na lang ng 2.30.
00:07:15Sige kuya.
00:07:16Ayan.
00:07:17Helmet.
00:07:18Sige kuya.
00:07:20Ayan.
00:07:21Ayan.
00:07:22Ayan.
00:07:22iung
00:07:40Ba.
00:07:44We should go on the way.
00:07:51We should go on the way.
00:07:59We should go on the way.
00:08:07Bye.
00:08:17Kuya, baka pwede yung wait mo na lang ako?
00:08:20Yes?
00:08:21Sandali lang po.
00:08:23Siguro mga 30 minutes max.
00:08:27Ito pa na yung bayo.
00:08:29Ay!
00:08:31Ma'am, mamaya na lang po.
00:08:32Para...
00:08:34Masigurado po akong...
00:08:36Masigurado po kayong...
00:08:37I don't know what to do.
00:08:39Okay.
00:09:07You're here, ma'am.
00:09:30Go thirsty mo.
00:09:32Opo.
00:09:33And?
00:09:34Salamat po.
00:09:37Ma'am, may anakil met lang.
00:09:42Kuya, ano palang number mo? Para i-message na lang kita pag nahirapan ako ulit makasakal.
00:09:47Oh, sige, ma'am.
00:09:52Ah, paparing kita. Save po'y number ko, ha?
00:09:55Sige, ma'am.
00:10:00Yan, ma'am. Okay na.
00:10:02Ah, say yes, say. Salamat.
00:10:04Ma'am, ano po palang pangalan niya? Para alam ko lang naman po kung kayo po yung nag-message.
00:10:13Ah, Erika.
00:10:14Erika. Sige po. Ako po si Danilo.
00:10:17Thank you, Danilo.
00:10:19Welcome po. Thank you rin po, ma'am.
00:10:34Welcome po.
00:10:35Thank you, Danilo.
00:10:36Yeah.
00:10:37Be careful, I'll be back center.
00:10:39We'll be back in the middle of theятnil.
00:10:40Welcome po.
00:10:41I'm so happy, Danilo.
00:10:42We'll be back in front.
00:10:44To theoulis.
00:10:45Oh, my god.
00:10:46Bye-bye.
00:10:47Hello.
00:10:59Hey.
00:11:00Hi.
00:11:01Say hi.
00:16:29I'm sorry for my first time.
00:16:34You're telling me.
00:16:35I'm serious.
00:16:37Really?
00:16:40You're not a trauma.
00:16:44It's a good thing.
00:16:46I'm sorry.
00:16:56Say, Isang.
00:16:58Ito pa lab.
00:16:59Bayad po.
00:17:01Pero saan pa?
00:17:02Sa service.
00:17:04Extra service.
00:17:08Huwag na po.
00:17:10Extra service.
00:17:16Good night.
00:17:18Good night.
00:17:20Good night.
00:17:22Good night.
00:17:46Good night.
00:18:16I'm not going to go.
00:18:24You're going to come here?
00:18:26Did you call me?
00:18:28I'm just going to go.
00:18:35How are you doing?
00:18:36I'm okay.
00:18:38I'm going to tell you what happened.
00:18:40I'm not going to go.
00:18:42I'm not going to go.
00:18:44I'm not going to go.
00:18:46I'm not going to go.
00:18:48I'm not going to go.
00:18:50I'm not going to go.
00:18:52Okay.
00:18:53I'm going to go.
00:18:55Okay.
00:18:56I'm going to tell you if
00:18:58you're going to go here.
00:19:00Okay.
00:19:02Okay.
00:19:04Ton.
00:19:06What did you say?
00:19:08I have a message, bro.
00:19:10I'm going to tell you what happened.
00:19:12I'm going to tell you what happened.
00:19:14I'm going to tell you what happened.
00:19:16What happened?
00:19:18What happened?
00:19:20Happy ending, bro.
00:19:21It's not just for me,
00:19:22but it's for him.
00:19:24You're going to go.
00:19:26You're going to go?
00:19:27Bro.
00:19:28I'm not going to go.
00:19:29I'm going to go.
00:19:30I'm going to go.
00:19:31I'm going to go.
00:19:32I'm going to go.
00:19:34Pernambu.
00:19:35I'm going to believe you are going to have
00:19:36a round two.
00:19:37But that's why I was doing two of the best.
00:19:40Sarap-sarap ako, bro.
00:19:43Blessing is what I say.
00:19:45Eh,
00:19:47it's for him.
00:19:48Yes,
00:19:49for me.
00:19:49I'm tired.
00:19:50I'm tired.
00:19:51That's it.
00:19:53Why?
00:19:54It's fine.
00:19:55But I'm tired?
00:19:56But at the truth,
00:19:58I'm tired.
00:20:00I'm tired.
00:20:01I've fed him.
00:20:02But that's it, bro. Take one for the team.
00:20:04You can do that.
00:20:06What's that?
00:20:08I don't care.
00:20:10That's what I want for you.
00:20:12You'll be able to join.
00:20:14Got you, bro. Got you, got you.
00:20:26Good morning.
00:20:27Good morning.
00:20:28I'll send you to you.
00:20:32What's that?
00:20:34Baby oil.
00:20:36That's the only one that has.
00:20:38When I saw you, you can do that.
00:20:42You're so cute.
00:20:46Let's go.
00:20:52Let's go.
00:20:58You're right.
00:21:00Okay.
00:21:02Okay.
00:21:03Okay.
00:21:08Kinumento ko kay Lara na nag-sex tayo kagabi.
00:21:12Sinong Lara?
00:21:13Yung pinanood mong ka-sex ko, naingkit nga siya eh.
00:21:16Kaya gusto ko na makalala.
00:21:19Okay lang?
00:21:20Makalala kita?
00:21:22Danilo.
00:21:23Okay lang.
00:21:24Niin.
00:21:25Danilo, si Lara.
00:21:26You're this.
00:21:28You're this.
00:21:30You're this.
00:21:32Yeah, she's this.
00:21:34That's gross.
00:21:35You're this.
00:21:37You're that way.
00:21:38It's a long time.
00:21:39You've got to go.
00:21:40It's just a long time.
00:21:41But I'm not even here.
00:21:42It's a long time.
00:21:43It's a long time.
00:21:44You can get to go.
00:21:45You're this.
00:21:46We're still there.
00:21:47What's your name?
00:21:52Danila si Lara.
00:21:55Hmm?
00:21:57Do you know that Erika,
00:21:58you're going to have sex with you?
00:22:06Do you think you're going to be good with me?
00:22:11It's just a joke!
00:22:12It's so cute!
00:22:16It's like a baby boy!
00:22:19Do you want to see Lara?
00:22:21It's really good to see you.
00:22:24You're going to have to see you in the morning.
00:22:27Maybe you're going to have to see you in the morning.
00:22:32It's okay.
00:22:34I'm going to have to see you in the morning.
00:22:36You're going to have to wait.
00:22:42I'm going to have to say that you must be...
00:22:48Oh, shit.
00:22:52If your name is Pat?
00:22:54I'm not going to ¿ie yun?
00:22:58What's happening?
00:23:00Hey I'm sorry,
00:23:02I came to my car,
00:23:03but I believe that I'm common.
00:23:05I will hang out with you for a couple years.
00:23:08So how are you going to get rid of it?
00:23:12I'm going to attack my brother.
00:23:15I'm going to leave my brother.
00:23:17I'm going to die.
00:23:19I'm going to die.
00:23:20I'm going to die.
00:23:21It's a bad trip.
00:23:22You're going to have sex with me again?
00:23:25No.
00:23:26I'm going to die.
00:23:28I'm going to die.
00:23:30It's okay.
00:23:33Hey, son.
00:23:34What are you doing now?
00:23:38You're going to die.
00:23:40It's okay.
00:23:42I'm going to die.
00:23:43You're going to die.
00:23:46Oh!
00:23:47Seriously?
00:23:49Are you going to die?
00:23:51You're going to die?
00:23:53I'm going to die.
00:23:56Oh!
00:23:57That's right.
00:23:58Is that a woman or a woman?
00:24:00That's a woman.
00:24:02That's a woman.
00:24:04What are they?
00:24:06What's that?
00:24:07They're two.
00:24:08Huh?
00:24:09You've got to play with two boys?
00:24:12Two boys?
00:24:13It's a big one!
00:24:15They're not Tibo.
00:24:16Ah, they're not Tibo.
00:24:18They're the best friend.
00:24:20Hey! It's a big one!
00:24:23It's a big one!
00:24:24It's a big one!
00:24:26It's a big one!
00:24:27That's why you walked out with Sugar!
00:24:30That's why you need two, not one!
00:24:33We should celebrate!
00:24:35Cheers!
00:24:36Cheers!
00:24:37Cheers!
00:24:38Wait lang!
00:24:39Sandali lang!
00:24:40Wait!
00:24:41Wait!
00:24:42Wait!
00:24:43Wait!
00:24:44Wait!
00:24:45Wait!
00:24:46Masarap!
00:24:47Bro, siyempre masarap.
00:24:49Matik na yan.
00:24:50Pero kwento mo naman na detalye.
00:24:52Ito yung babae.
00:24:54Tapos, kinakain niya yung titi ko.
00:25:05Yung...
00:25:06Minsan.
00:25:07Susalo ka ata dyan.
00:25:08Akit.
00:25:09May...
00:25:10Take out ba si Tyrone?
00:25:11Oo.
00:25:12May babae na naman si Tyrone.
00:25:14Pero last niya na yan.
00:25:15Pero last niya na yan.
00:25:16Uwi na siya sa kanila bukas.
00:25:18Teka lang.
00:25:19Teka lang.
00:25:20Parang ang sayasaya mo pinsan ah.
00:25:21Ang sarap palang makipag-sex insan.
00:25:23Kaso...
00:25:24Kaso...
00:25:25Kaso?
00:25:26Kaso.
00:25:27Ano?
00:25:28Kaso?
00:25:29Ano?
00:25:30So?
00:25:31Not,
00:25:32Pero last niya na yan.
00:25:33Ibuwi na siya sa kanila bukas.
00:25:34Teka lang.
00:25:36Tarangan sayasaya mo pinsan ah.
00:25:38At sarap palang makipag-sex insan?
00:25:42Kaso.
00:25:43Kaso?
00:25:45Ano?
00:25:47Kaso?
00:25:49Ano?
00:25:52Kaso?
00:25:53Ano?
00:25:54It's like I'm in love with them.
00:25:59In love?
00:26:01Eh...
00:26:03What do you think about them?
00:26:05Okay, that's it?
00:26:07No.
00:26:08It's nice to have sex when you're in love with them.
00:26:13It's different.
00:26:15It's nice to have sex.
00:26:17Do you know what it is?
00:26:21Yes.
00:26:24Eh...
00:26:25Hindi ko pa nahahanap yung taong mamahalin ko eh.
00:26:29Si Alvin naman,
00:26:32laging binabasid ng mga pinapormahan niya.
00:26:35Pero alam mo,
00:26:37sa totoo lang, di naman kami maglolo kung...
00:26:41naanit na namin yung...
00:26:43the one.
00:26:45Agay.
00:26:47Ama.
00:26:49Eh, anong tingin mo kay Tyrone?
00:26:52Tyrone?
00:26:53Puta, lalaki puta yan eh.
00:26:56Panggagaya dyan ah.
00:26:58O naman yun, son.
00:26:59Ay...
00:27:01Tropa ko naman yan si Tyrone.
00:27:04Pero, pansin mo,
00:27:07hindi siyang parang masaya sa buhay niyo.
00:27:10Kaya tinan mo, sino-sino nalang tintira.
00:27:20Canilo.
00:27:21Minsan.
00:27:22Ang mga may gayahin.
00:27:25Ang sabi ko sa'yo,
00:27:28kahit baduy pakinggan,
00:27:30mas masarap ang sex
00:27:32pag may pagmamahal.
00:27:37Ano mo, yun mas... mas may lalim.
00:27:41Basta mas masarap sa pakaramdam.
00:27:44Pero...
00:27:45Dapat alam mo na kung sino talaga'y gusto mo.
00:28:14!!
00:28:16So...
00:28:17Dapat karanaman santhu nyala.
00:28:19Ang ciang kakye mleko bayan.
00:28:21Para spots ang di Yesu é o som masas.
00:28:23O par consigvenge.
00:28:25Dapat Thank YOU.
00:28:27I don't know.
00:28:57Do you have to go to the office of Lara?
00:29:01Yes.
00:29:04You can go to Erica.
00:29:08I'm not going to go to the office of Lara.
00:29:11But Lara, I have to go.
00:29:13But I have to choose.
00:29:17You can choose.
00:29:19You can choose.
00:29:21You can choose what we have now.
00:29:23If you choose, you can choose.
00:29:27But if you know more about me,
00:29:30you can know how to love me.
00:29:33I don't want to hear that.
00:29:35Don't forget it again.
00:29:37You're important to me.
00:29:41We're here today.
00:29:43But I don't want to go to the office
00:29:46where Lara needs to be.
00:29:48Because I'm just going to choose.
00:29:54Okay, let's go.
00:29:57What?
00:29:58What?
00:29:59What?
00:30:00What's the third line?
00:30:03This way?
00:30:04I can't wait.
00:30:05You're going to go to the office?
00:30:07I've got no problems.
00:30:08I can't wait real.
00:30:10You've just done it.
00:30:11You've got no problems.
00:30:12I've got no problems.
00:30:13You've got no problems.
00:30:14You've got no problems.
00:30:15I've got no problems.
00:30:16I don't got no problems.
00:30:17I've got no problems in it.
00:30:18What's your problem?
00:30:46What's your problem!?
00:30:48What's your problem!?
00:30:50What's your problem!?
00:30:52You lost my mind!
00:30:54What did you say!?
00:30:58You lost my mind!
00:31:00What's your heart?
00:31:02What is your work!?
00:31:06Yourão't ready to get their fault!
00:31:10Yourão't ready to get your heart!?
00:31:12What shall you do?
00:31:14I can't believe this!
00:31:16I can't believe this!
00:31:18Get this!
00:31:22Putain!
00:31:24Get this!
00:31:28Get this!
00:31:34Get this!
00:31:36Get this!
00:31:38Get this!
00:31:40I don't know, I'm going to die!
00:31:42Oh!
00:31:43Oh!
00:31:44I'm going to die!
00:32:06Tyrone!
00:32:07Tyrone, stop!
00:32:08Tyrone, stop!
00:32:09Tyrone, stop!
00:32:10Wala kayong pag-usapan!
00:32:11Wala kayong pag-usapan!
00:32:12Pwede, sir.
00:32:13Tyrone, stop!
00:32:14Sorry!
00:32:18Di ba ginusto mo rin eh?
00:32:20Ginusto ko rin naman eh!
00:32:22Ito maging makeup, puttang ino!
00:32:24Hindi ako bakala!
00:32:25Huwag mo ako dami sa kapakalan mo!
00:32:31Puttang ino mo!
00:32:32Pag may nakaalam nito, patahin kita!
00:32:33Ano naiintindihan mo?
00:32:35Tapatahin kita!
00:32:36We can do it!
00:32:37Handsome!
00:32:38Tung!
00:32:39Tung!
00:32:40Dung!
00:32:41Tung!
00:32:42Dung!
00:32:43Dung!
00:32:44Dung!
00:32:45Dung!
00:32:46Dung!
00:32:47Dung!
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