3 Non Juans | movie | 2010 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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Starring Johnny Sanchez (Mad TV), Carlos Alazraqui (Reno 911) and Al Madigal (Free Agents) the three perform Stand-Up Co | dG1fUmpEX1J1ZWhsODA

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00:00Welcome to the city of Los Angeles, California.

00:05A city that, as you know, is more than 99.3% Latino.

00:10Tonight, we will meet three men who continuously struggle to hide their outer white boy

00:15in order to become more Latino.

00:19Johnny Sanchez.

00:22Just to keep those brothers in check, I think every time Obama gives a speech,

00:26they should have a duck pop up behind him going, Half Black!

00:31Yeah, I said it! Yeah, I said it!

00:33And not a regular duck either, by the way.

00:35A duck that went into the ocean during an oil spill, so he has like black and white feathers.

00:40Our clue of that should be like, Half Black!

00:43He's Half Black!

00:44Disguised as three skateboarding luchadores,

00:47these three hombre wannabes scour the landscape

00:50to awaken the sleeping Aztec warrior that lies within.

00:54These three men know that to be a true Latino, you must taste the culture.

00:59With cheese, inside a hard shell, hold the hot sauce.

01:05Al Madrigal!

01:08Nobody warned me what was going to happen to my wife's boobs after the breastfeeding.

01:11I got no proper advice in that area.

01:13Because, ladies, what happens is when you breastfeed, the boobs are fantastic.

01:17They're bigger, they're faster, they're stronger.

01:19Now what was a nice bee, now one looks like a man's wallet,

01:22and the other one looks like a leather satchel you might see at a Renaissance fair,

01:28after it was dropped by a falcon at a high altitude.

01:31No self-respecting sleeping Aztec skateboarding luchadores hombre wannabe warrior

01:36could ever consider himself to be a real Latino,

01:39unless he possessed the main ingredient,

01:41what every real Latino man possesses.

01:44And I'm not talking about a little blue pill.

01:47I'm talking about the macho within.

01:50Carlos Alazraki.

01:57You can't have world peace when people don't flush their poo in public restrooms for other people.

02:03Don't make me do a bad Chris Rock, come on.

02:05You gotta flush your fucking shit!

02:08I don't wanna see your shit!

02:11Unless your shit got titties on it, I don't wanna see your fucking shit!

02:17From the streets of North, North, North Hollywood,

02:20three real Americans who are not here to park your cars,

02:24eat your food, or seduce your women,

02:27but are just here to make you laugh a little.

02:30Live from the El Portal Theatre,

02:33it's the Three Man Juans!

02:47The Three Man Juans The Papa Monster

3 Non Juans | movie | 2010 | Official Trailer

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