This Morning with Richard Not Judy | show | 1998 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

This Morning With Richard Not Judy or TMWRNJ is a BBC comedy television programme, written by and starring Lee and Herri | dHNfbGVHcVFmLU94bGc

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00:00Anyway, I'm coming up on the show today

00:03That's delicious. What are you doing? Is it not obvious? No, I'm enjoying some lovely crest

00:09It's a tasty and filling snack

00:11Why don't you try some well two points rich a because I'm doing the show and it's a bit distracting and B because it's Cress

00:19You know Stu. I used to be a bit like you patronize

00:22Someone offered me press. I looked at them as if they were nutty

00:25But then I tried some crest and you know it refreshes the parts of the cruciferous plants cannot read

00:31Cress it's the taste of a new generation. What are you doing? Why are you talking like you in an advert or something?

00:38Ha ha ha ha don't be stupid

00:41That would be against the BBC charter. I just like crest that's all and at 29 pence upon it

00:48Cress isn't a stress on my pocket

00:54What's this? No, don't don't touch that. I wish I hadn't brought that on

01:00A letter from the Cress marketing board

01:04Dear mr. Herring we are delighted that you have agreed to become the new face of Cress

01:09And look forward to a successful campaign advertising Cress with you doing it and saying Cress is good and stuff

01:16You're sincerely Ian Cress

01:18His dad invented Cress, Stu. That's why it's called Cress. Rich, how can you do an advert?

01:24It's it's a letdown to anyone who respects our unique brand of faux naive scatology and smug self-satisfied intellectualism

01:30Stu, I really like Cress. I'm not prejudiced all kinds of Cress. Water Cress, Upland Cress, Hoary Cress

01:38Of course, it's all Hoary Cress

01:41It's lovely Stu, isn't it?

01:44Cress, Cress, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely

01:46Shut up now, stop

01:47It's just, go on Rich, eat it, it's just Cress, Stu

01:51Cress, Cress

01:54The Cress marketing board, Rich

01:56The Cress marketing board might sound like an innocuous organisation

01:59But it's probably owned by a massive evil multinational company

02:02It's owned by Ian Cress, Stu, he's really right

02:04It collects thimble

02:05No, no, look at the small print on here, right?

02:07The Cress marketing board is a subsidiary of the International Society for Killing Poor Children

02:13What is this now?

02:15Ed, still?

02:16Still what?

02:17Cress, Cress, lovely, lovely Cress, lovely, lovely, lovely, Cress

02:24Cress

02:24Enough of Cress