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This Morning With Richard Not Judy or TMWRNJ is a BBC comedy television programme, written by and starring Lee and Herri | dHNfbGVHcVFmLU94bGc

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00:00Anyway, I'm coming up on the show today
00:03That's delicious. What are you doing? Is it not obvious? No, I'm enjoying some lovely crest
00:09It's a tasty and filling snack
00:11Why don't you try some well two points rich a because I'm doing the show and it's a bit distracting and B because it's Cress
00:19You know Stu. I used to be a bit like you patronize
00:22Someone offered me press. I looked at them as if they were nutty
00:25But then I tried some crest and you know it refreshes the parts of the cruciferous plants cannot read
00:31Cress it's the taste of a new generation. What are you doing? Why are you talking like you in an advert or something?
00:38Ha ha ha ha don't be stupid
00:41That would be against the BBC charter. I just like crest that's all and at 29 pence upon it
00:48Cress isn't a stress on my pocket
00:54What's this? No, don't don't touch that. I wish I hadn't brought that on
01:00A letter from the Cress marketing board
01:04Dear mr. Herring we are delighted that you have agreed to become the new face of Cress
01:09And look forward to a successful campaign advertising Cress with you doing it and saying Cress is good and stuff
01:16You're sincerely Ian Cress
01:18His dad invented Cress, Stu. That's why it's called Cress. Rich, how can you do an advert?
01:24It's it's a letdown to anyone who respects our unique brand of faux naive scatology and smug self-satisfied intellectualism
01:30Stu, I really like Cress. I'm not prejudiced all kinds of Cress. Water Cress, Upland Cress, Hoary Cress
01:38Of course, it's all Hoary Cress
01:41It's lovely Stu, isn't it?
01:44Cress, Cress, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely
01:46Shut up now, stop
01:47It's just, go on Rich, eat it, it's just Cress, Stu
01:51Cress, Cress
01:54The Cress marketing board, Rich
01:56The Cress marketing board might sound like an innocuous organisation
01:59But it's probably owned by a massive evil multinational company
02:02It's owned by Ian Cress, Stu, he's really right
02:04It collects thimble
02:05No, no, look at the small print on here, right?
02:07The Cress marketing board is a subsidiary of the International Society for Killing Poor Children
02:13What is this now?
02:15Ed, still?
02:16Still what?
02:17Cress, Cress, lovely, lovely Cress, lovely, lovely, lovely, Cress
02:24Cress
02:24Enough of Cress
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