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Reparto: Paco Martínez Soria, Ingrid Spaey, José Luis López Vázquez, Rafael López Somoza, Antonio Ozores, Margot Cottens, María Luisa Ponte, Pedro Porcel, Erasmo Pascual, Jesús Guzmán, Beni Deus, Adriano Domínguez, Francisco Camoiras
Dirección: Pedro Lazaga
El alcalde de un pueblo de Aragón quiere que su localidad sea una potencia turística gracias a sus hoteles, su castillo y su playa. Para estudiar cómo crear una playa decide hacer un viaje de investigación a la Costa del Sol.
Dirección: Pedro Lazaga
El alcalde de un pueblo de Aragón quiere que su localidad sea una potencia turística gracias a sus hoteles, su castillo y su playa. Para estudiar cómo crear una playa decide hacer un viaje de investigación a la Costa del Sol.
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00:03:08Tourism, tourism, tourism.
00:03:26A magic word that is on everyone's lips today
00:03:29and that yesterday, although it was already in the dictionary, nobody knew what it meant.
00:03:34Among other things, because nobody wanted to do tourism.
00:03:37And you see, tourism means, among other things, this.
00:03:43Pack your bags, pack the family, oh, the big families!
00:03:50Travel, travel, travel.
00:03:55By car.
00:03:58In trailer, with trailer, in tow.
00:04:05By air.
00:04:07By boat.
00:04:15One way or the other.
00:04:18On foot, if necessary.
00:04:31Learn new things.
00:04:32Very noble.
00:04:37Brand new.
00:04:39Eat paella.
00:04:40But please, not so fast.
00:04:42And what do you care?
00:04:43I eat however I want.
00:04:44Please let me know that I'm going to miss a day of vacation for eating slowly.
00:04:46More paella.
00:04:47You are right.
00:04:48The ulcer is yours.
00:04:49All this rush, this speed, this vertigo, is for this, to rest.
00:04:58The sea, the sun, lying on the beach and not thinking about anything, as doctors say, fifteen days of vacation equals five more years of life.
00:05:19The important thing here is to sunbathe, but carefully, that's what it is.
00:05:27New friendships are made.
00:05:40They help each other.
00:05:43And love, who hasn't fallen in love on the beach at some point?
00:06:10Isn't it beautiful?
00:06:11Tourism, tourism, tourism, tourism.
00:06:30Hotels, swimming pools, apartments, beaches, campsites, tourism, tourism, tourism, tourism.
00:06:44Well, all this has been done for you.
00:06:48Tourism is definitely a great invention.
00:06:52No, I don't know, tourism!
00:06:54No, no, I don't know!
00:06:55No, no, I don't know!
00:06:55No no!
00:06:56No no!
00:06:56No no!
00:06:57Thank you!
00:07:27Thank you!
00:07:58They lived worse than us, you see.
00:08:00But here we have the oldest castle in Aragon.
00:08:03And the spring of the Three Pipes.
00:08:05That anyone who drinks water from it takes a month to recover.
00:08:07And the parish church, a Romanesque jewel of the Middle Ages,
00:08:11where Charles III once confessed.
00:08:14And the Roman bridge, built by Emperor Hadrian in the 1st century BC.
00:08:20And what good has it done us?
00:08:22Who's coming now?
00:08:23Nobody.
00:08:24Everyone passes by.
00:08:25But we are forgotten.
00:08:28And what's worse, backward.
00:08:31What needs to be done is to change everything.
00:08:34Catch up and explore the Valdemorillo coast here.
00:08:39That's it, that's it.
00:08:41And with girls.
00:08:44Everything, all this, everything.
00:08:46But Mr. Mayor, a coast is a coast.
00:08:49So what? Well, it's done.
00:08:51But how do we bring the sea?
00:08:53They haven't put a beach in Madrid.
00:08:54It's not the same.
00:08:55Do you think that because you have a high school diploma you're going to subjugate us all?
00:08:59Well, write and shut up.
00:09:03Look, Fonda Casa Pepe.
00:09:05There is a right that in this town we have nothing but this inn.
00:09:09But it is a 17th century building.
00:09:11It shows.
00:09:13That's why no one dares to sleep in there.
00:09:16Because the best day falls.
00:09:18No, what we need here is a good inn.
00:09:24That's it, that's it.
00:09:25A good...
00:09:26And with girls.
00:09:26And this shame.
00:09:31Our malacatones and our figs, which are the best in the region, are sold processed.
00:09:39Nothing.
00:09:39We have to put the supermarket.
00:09:42And whoever wants malacatones, go to the supermarket.
00:09:46That's it, that's it.
00:09:46And in the supermarket girls.
00:09:48Hey, you see everything with girls.
00:09:50Yeah.
00:09:50Oh, what a boy.
00:09:51We must put an end to dominoes, tute and mus.
00:09:56Man, not with mus, I'm very good at it.
00:09:59This is a delay.
00:10:01We have to tear it all down and put in a cafe with bowling alleys and cabaret dancers.
00:10:08That's it, that's it.
00:10:09And with girls.
00:10:10But all of that requires a lot of money.
00:10:12Well, it's taken out.
00:10:13Where from?
00:10:14You know, Mr. Mayor, that the city council has no funds.
00:10:18But Don Marciá has them.
00:10:20I!
00:10:21And Don Agustín and Don Gregorio, there are many rich people here, even if it doesn't show.
00:10:27Besides, that's what we have a bank for.
00:10:30I am an employee.
00:10:31I can't use taxpayers' money.
00:10:33It is a municipal loan.
00:10:35Worse.
00:10:36Gregorio, get out of there because it seems to me that I'm watching you on television.
00:10:43You have to apply for a loan.
00:10:45Well, you're already requesting it.
00:10:46They're not going to give it to you.
00:10:47Because?
00:10:48If it is a benefit for the people.
00:10:50Or what do you want?
00:10:51Let everything remain the same as before.
00:10:52And every day there are fewer neighbors.
00:10:54And every month a house falls down.
00:10:56And the men and the girls go to the capital.
00:10:58Because here they either die of boredom or die of hunger.
00:11:01I think you're going too far, Benito.
00:11:04It's the truth.
00:11:05You are all selfish.
00:11:07And you first.
00:11:08As soon as they tell you that you have to lend a hand, you've already deflated.
00:11:11I'm not deflating.
00:11:12If you have to lend a hand, you lend a hand.
00:11:15But so do the others.
00:11:17That's it, that's it.
00:11:18This, the mom.
00:11:19Is a subscription open?
00:11:20Man, good thinking.
00:11:23Mr. Secretary, please issue a notice.
00:11:25By order of the mayor.
00:11:27It seems to me...
00:11:28It doesn't seem like anything to you, take note.
00:11:30It is hereby announced that a popular, voluntary and compulsory subscription will be organized.
00:11:38But why do we need so much money right now?
00:11:41For tourism expenses.
00:11:43You have to go see what others have done.
00:11:45To do the same thing, but improved.
00:11:48That's it, that's it.
00:11:49And we all go to the Costa del Sol.
00:11:51To the Costa del Sol?
00:11:52What sheep.
00:11:53But who poisoned them?
00:11:54The mayor, huh?
00:11:56They've gone crazy.
00:11:58Do you think the town can be changed like that overnight?
00:12:02The best thing to do with this town is to bury it and build a new one.
00:12:07But not here.
00:12:08Man, not so much.
00:12:10But how will progress reach these people?
00:12:12If I come every year with the latest in household appliances
00:12:16and I have only sold one iron?
00:12:17As for me, they no longer see me.
00:12:19I feel sorry for you, Piluca.
00:12:21Because you are the only beautiful thing in town.
00:12:23I'm going to miss you.
00:12:25I'm leaving too.
00:12:26Don't tell me.
00:12:27I can't stand it here anymore.
00:12:28Where are you going?
00:12:29To Barcelona.
00:12:31Great.
00:12:31If you want, I can recommend you.
00:12:32I have many friends.
00:12:34I will serve.
00:12:35The La Ingracia house, the one that left last year, has looked for me.
00:12:37This is what they had to fix.
00:12:39That the joy of the people is leaving them.
00:12:41That's what the mayor says.
00:12:42Clear.
00:12:43As if they continue like this, there will be nothing left but old people and flies.
00:12:46That is the only happy thing in town.
00:12:48How are you praying?
00:13:03Well, let's see if you make good use of the money.
00:13:07That the subscription hasn't been as popular as you said.
00:13:11Don't emphasize, don't emphasize.
00:13:12We already know that you have put everything into it.
00:13:15But this money will give you more returns than having it in the bank.
00:13:21Man, I...
00:13:22You pay close attention, Mr. Mayor, especially to the women.
00:13:24What this town needs is women.
00:13:26Tantra, a bitch.
00:13:28And you sneeze, man, it's making me nervous.
00:13:33Asus!
00:13:34Thank you, Mr. Mayor. I'm just allergic to the bar.
00:13:36But we haven't arrived yet.
00:13:38No, that's the way to think about it.
00:13:42Silverio, what's going on with the bus? Is it coming or not?
00:13:45I don't know, Mr. Mayor.
00:13:47Pillar.
00:13:50Pilarica, what are you doing here? Have you come to say goodbye?
00:13:52No, sir.
00:13:53And that suitcase? Are you going on a trip?
00:13:55What? To Zaragoza, right? To see your uncles.
00:13:58I'm going to Barcelona to serve.
00:14:00That?
00:14:01I'm fed up. You can't live here. This is a cemetery.
00:14:05Especially since Juan left, right?
00:14:08It's not that.
00:14:09Do you still love him?
00:14:11No, for me it's as if he had died.
00:14:13Oh! Why doesn't he write to you?
00:14:14That's the least of it. The thing is, I don't love him.
00:14:17Already.
00:14:19Do your parents know you're leaving?
00:14:20I didn't tell them because they wouldn't have let me.
00:14:23Of course not. You've thought it through.
00:14:26Here you are at home and we all know you and love you.
00:14:30There are a lot of people in Barcelona, yes, but you'll be alone because no one knows who you are.
00:14:34What does it matter? I'm already 20, Uncle Benito.
00:14:38And I haven't seen anything. I've never left here.
00:14:41It used to be something else.
00:14:44We went to the dance, walked around the square, and blushed when the boys said things to us.
00:14:50And there was joy in the town.
00:14:52But everyone has left and I don't want to grow old here.
00:14:55Neither do I. You're right. That's why we're going to change everything.
00:14:59So that those who have left and those who have never come can return.
00:15:02And they'll all be better than before, you'll see.
00:15:04You can't leave, Pilarica. You can't upset your parents like that.
00:15:09What would the poor things do without you?
00:15:12It's already from here.
00:15:13Don Benito, Mr. Mayor. Mr. Mayor, the bus, let's go.
00:15:15Another one leaving?
00:15:16But, Pilar, what are we going to do now in the development plan?
00:15:20Come on, Mr. Mayor, the bus.
00:15:21Come on, I brought the suitcases up! You, the suitcases! No, leave that one, you sleepyhead!
00:15:29Well, you decide. If you want, they'll upload them too.
00:15:32We can take a little trip together and then it's up to you.
00:15:35Uncle Benito, I don't know what to do.
00:15:38Well, cry a little, sometimes it's good.
00:15:40Mr. Mayor, let's go!
00:15:42Come on!
00:15:44This is not shame, Mr. Mayor!
00:15:46I'm coming, I'm coming!
00:15:47Come on!
00:15:50Come on, man!
00:15:51Bye bye!
00:15:54Bye bye!
00:15:54Watch out, man, watch out!
00:15:55Lack of custom!
00:15:58Goodbye, goodbye!
00:15:59Wow!
00:16:00Come on then!
00:16:01Let's see if you understand everything well, okay?
00:16:04Yeah!
00:16:04Be careful with money!
00:16:05Don't worry!
00:16:06Come on, girls, eh!
00:16:07Wow!
00:16:12Bye bye!
00:16:13Hey, you give me faith!
00:16:24Lost!
00:16:25It's the allergy!
00:16:25Ha ha ha!
00:16:37Ha ha ha!
00:16:39Ha ha ha!
00:16:39Because the hotel was around the corner, right?
00:16:55I did it to save money.
00:16:57Well, we'll walk for two hours.
00:16:58Well, we're going to pay 60 duros for a taxi, it's a rip-off.
00:17:01We came here to learn how everything works, but on a grand scale.
00:17:06So let's not start.
00:17:07Let's see if we're lost with this savings thing.
00:17:11Listen to you.
00:17:15Hey, which way do you go to Don Pepe's?
00:17:24We're lost.
00:17:32Have you seen, Mr. Mayor?
00:17:34Yes, yes, he's wearing a shirt.
00:17:35No, no, I'm referring to the architectural design of the building.
00:17:41There goes the other one.
00:17:44Because if they were to release it here far away...
00:17:48You go aiming.
00:17:51This and that.
00:17:54Both.
00:17:55Wow!
00:17:56Let's go inside.
00:17:57Good afternoon, sir.
00:18:08You first, General.
00:18:09Happens.
00:18:09Hey?
00:18:10No.
00:18:10He is a goalkeeper.
00:18:11Oh, yeah, yeah!
00:18:13No, no, the suitcases are mine, they are mine.
00:18:30Here.
00:18:34I'm so sorry, there are no rooms.
00:18:36Listen, I'm the mayor of Valdemorillo del Moncayo.
00:18:40And this is the secretary.
00:18:41If we sent a telegram...
00:18:43Ah, the mayor.
00:18:44Sure?
00:18:44Man, I know that.
00:18:46Wait a minute.
00:18:48These Andalusians are more jokers.
00:18:50What did he say?
00:19:04Don't know.
00:19:08The 318.
00:19:11What is this?
00:19:12The key.
00:19:13The key?
00:19:14Yes of course.
00:19:15Ah, hehe.
00:19:17Take note, take note of what it weighs.
00:19:20The gentlemen want nothing more.
00:19:28Nothing.
00:19:29Everything is fine.
00:19:30I believe it.
00:19:32Your servant.
00:19:34Likewise, very kind.
00:19:38Goodbye, sir.
00:19:39Goodbye, friend.
00:19:47Vasilius!
00:19:47Automatic doors!
00:19:50Come on!
00:19:51Note!
00:19:52Other!
00:20:02This is a bathroom.
00:20:04Plugs through the walls.
00:20:06You see?
00:20:07You see?
00:20:07The reducing screams.
00:20:10There is no image.
00:20:11Turn it over and it comes out.
00:20:13And pa!
00:20:13He hugged my fingers.
00:20:15It comes out burning like in the hot springs towards the destination.
00:20:17Vasilius!
00:20:18Come on and aim, aim!
00:20:22Where are you?
00:20:23Mr. Mayor, let's get out of here.
00:20:25What a fly has bitten her!
00:20:27Come on, look at this.
00:20:28What's going on then?
00:20:31Your tourism secretary?
00:20:33Below.
00:20:34Where it says Pricks de la Chambre,
00:20:36Rom, which means room rate.
00:20:38Ah, yes.
00:20:39Two thousand five hundred pesetas.
00:20:40Well, for a month it's not expensive.
00:20:42It says per day here.
00:20:43And apart from the meals.
00:20:44Well, so what?
00:20:49Who's in charge here?
00:20:50You, of course.
00:20:52Well, come on, I'll manage the money now.
00:20:54Yes sir.
00:20:56And it is clear that I am a messenger.
00:20:58and he will settle accounts with Don Marcial.
00:21:01But these people have believed that I am the Bank of Spain.
00:21:04and also stupid.
00:21:06But what does it say?
00:21:08Let's send more money.
00:21:10I don't understand it.
00:21:11How can you spend eight thousand pesetas so quickly?
00:21:14Look what it says here.
00:21:16Dear Alejo, this is nothing compared
00:21:18how the town will look after the reform.
00:21:22What girls!
00:21:23That's all very well.
00:21:24But they can't get a single penny out of me.
00:21:26Look, Don Marcial.
00:21:27He says that this is how the Tres Caños fountain will look.
00:21:30And so the square with a hotel like this one or bigger.
00:21:34I would give everything I have to have the town
00:21:38a hotel like this.
00:21:40Well, go on, give something up on account.
00:21:42I?
00:21:43Yes, man, yes.
00:21:44Don't make yourself look poor anymore.
00:21:45But if the cover only costs money,
00:21:47I'm going to have to close.
00:21:48And what do you want?
00:21:49Should we make you a hotel like this for free?
00:21:52A hotel like this?
00:21:54A hotel like this.
00:22:04The fact is that pretty is pretty.
00:22:30What girls!
00:22:39And they don't carry anything.
00:22:41This is not alive.
00:22:42How are they doing?
00:23:10Yeah, yeah, because of the way they're moving money.
00:23:13But it's worth it, isn't it?
00:23:14You have to send them what they ask for.
00:23:40Look, this is so great, huh?
00:23:47Don't you think it's a bit bigger than the Ebro?
00:23:49Will you tell me how we get it to the village?
00:23:51Other.
00:23:52Not in cubes, but something will have to be done.
00:23:56And there is still a lot to do.
00:23:58Mr. Mayor,
00:24:00we could start by taking our swimsuits.
00:24:03With what's inside.
00:24:05That.
00:24:06Look at how they are roasted.
00:24:09Like tortillas.
00:24:11First one side.
00:24:12And then,
00:24:13the little turn.
00:24:15And the other one.
00:24:19The only thing you shouldn't take to the village is the sun.
00:24:22Because we have enough there.
00:24:24Yes, and it fits in a way.
00:24:25And here, what?
00:24:27I am a sadist.
00:24:31Come on, let's cool off a bit.
00:24:34That.
00:24:39Didn't you say the sauna was a cabaret?
00:24:43How well informed he is.
00:24:45And that's what the neighborhood has.
00:24:47It's my fault for listening to him.
00:24:50That is.
00:24:53Huh? What's wrong with him now?
00:24:54That?
00:24:56But what's wrong with him?
00:24:57What's wrong with him?
00:25:13This has done me a world of good.
00:25:15I don't even sneeze anymore.
00:25:16Like it's very healthy.
00:25:17You're sweating, it'll be great, sir.
00:25:19You're going to have it for breakfast, gentlemen.
00:25:21Naturally and strongly.
00:25:22Because with so many vapors.
00:25:24Please follow me.
00:25:25Yes sir.
00:25:32Gentlemen, is this okay with you?
00:25:37Here, gentlemen.
00:25:38Hey?
00:25:38They're cute, aren't they?
00:25:43How cute?
00:25:44Of championship?
00:25:46It is a German group.
00:25:47The Bubi Girls.
00:25:48What are these Germans doing?
00:25:52That.
00:25:53The one standing was Miss World two years ago.
00:25:55Wow, what a specimen.
00:25:58They have started a revolution all over Europe.
00:26:01Yes, they are debuting here tonight.
00:26:02Tonight?
00:26:03Yes sir.
00:26:04Hey, couldn't we sit at that table?
00:26:07Of course, gentlemen.
00:26:08Please join me.
00:26:09I'm not falling, am I?
00:26:10I'm not falling, no.
00:26:11No, no, no.
00:26:12I'm not falling, no.
00:26:13No, no, no.
00:26:14Oh.
00:26:15You've hurt yourself, sir.
00:26:16No, nothing.
00:26:16Thank you.
00:26:17Thank you.
00:26:18One behind the other.
00:26:21Oh, I'm not falling, am I?
00:26:25Oh no, no!
00:26:26Oh.
00:26:27You've hurt yourself, sir.
00:26:28No, nothing.
00:26:30Thank you.
00:26:31Let.
00:26:33There it goes.
00:26:37Very good.
00:26:38Get like that.
00:26:42Look.
00:26:43Already.
00:26:47All right, girls.
00:26:50Now diving off the springboard.
00:26:52Good idea.
00:26:53Pat.
00:26:54Dive in ball.
00:26:55Good.
00:26:59Pat.
00:27:01Eat, eat, eat.
00:27:02I remember, huh?
00:27:04Smile.
00:27:12Already.
00:27:17What is this?
00:27:27Eggs and bacon, sir.
00:27:29With what?
00:27:30With bacon.
00:27:33Have you heard?
00:27:34Here, eggs with lean meat are called eggs with bacon.
00:27:38Write it down.
00:27:39Look what we're learning here.
00:27:41You have to see it.
00:27:42Now we are going to make another more original one.
00:27:44How do Spaniards welcome bubikers?
00:27:48It takes a man.
00:27:49A Spanish man.
00:27:50Hey, myself.
00:27:51Yes, I told you a Spanish man.
00:27:53Here are two.
00:27:57Please, gentlemen, would you like to hug the young lady?
00:28:00It's for a photo.
00:28:00Me, me.
00:28:01If it's all the same to you, I prefer this other gentleman.
00:28:02It's more photogenic.
00:28:04Forgive me.
00:28:06That at the moment.
00:28:07Hug her.
00:28:07Hug her.
00:28:13If not, I know her from nothing.
00:28:15It's all the same, hug her.
00:28:16Hand.
00:28:17Hey.
00:28:19Come.
00:28:20Wow!
00:28:21Are you Spanish?
00:28:22Yes, yes, sir.
00:28:23Well, it doesn't show.
00:28:24Embrace her with passion.
00:28:26Iberian style.
00:28:26The hug is wanted.
00:28:27Don't be a pain.
00:28:28Yes sir.
00:28:29Yes sir.
00:28:31Oops.
00:28:32Oops.
00:28:33Embrace her without fear.
00:28:34Yes, he is used to these requirements.
00:28:35Hug me.
00:28:38Yeah.
00:28:39A couple of the others are Morillo!
00:28:41Let's go in the morning!
00:28:42No!
00:28:56I knew you were going to fall.
00:28:58To you!
00:28:59This is how their Marbella fans welcome the sensational Bubi Hirsch.
00:29:26What a shame!
00:29:27Shameless!
00:29:28Shameless!
00:29:30Oh, I'll kill him, I'll kill him!
00:29:33Oh, what a great disappointment, my God!
00:29:37And let me see it again!
00:29:39Let me!
00:29:40Here, soak up what your little glass is capable of.
00:29:43Oh, adulterer!
00:29:46In the arms of a foreign slut!
00:29:49I'll kill you, I'll kill you!
00:29:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:29:51Oh, how embarrassing!
00:29:53What is it?
00:29:53My mother!
00:29:54How foreign she is!
00:29:56You just have to see how he is!
00:29:58That?
00:29:58How are you doing?
00:29:59How is the world, I mean?
00:30:00Ah, it's God's fault you, and progress, and tourism, and all that poison you've caused in the town, that everyone is relieved!
00:30:06Calm down, Remedios, calm down!
00:30:08This is an official trip.
00:30:10Official?
00:30:10Tell me, tell me where he is and I'll go and kill him, kill him, kill him.
00:30:14Also, are you sure he's your husband?
00:30:16Because I find it very strange.
00:30:18It is, that to you I am this...
00:30:20Don't be so bold, Alejo, I know you.
00:30:23But I don't dare to go with the girls.
00:30:25When this photo was taken, there must be a reason.
00:30:28Since you're so old-fashioned, you give a lot of importance to this nonsense, but you have to get used to it.
00:30:35What do you mean?
00:30:36Are you also going to go around with your shirt hanging out?
00:30:39Antonia!
00:30:39Well, be careful with me, eh, be careful, I'm not like this.
00:30:42I don't say it, I do it.
00:30:43You already know me.
00:30:44If you all agree, we'll never make progress.
00:30:48And what do I care?
00:30:49I want the town as it is, and not with all those improvements the mayor has forced upon you.
00:30:53Of course, since he has nothing to lose, if poor Maria were to raise her head...
00:30:57Mr. Martial!
00:30:59Mr. Martial!
00:31:00An urgent telegram from Mr. Mayor!
00:31:03Long live the mayor!
00:31:05What does it say?
00:31:06What does it say?
00:31:07Marcial, this is going well.
00:31:09Ha!
00:31:10Send more money!
00:31:11Oh, how pretty she is!
00:31:19Long live the Lord!
00:31:42Praised! Galabaraba bailouta!
00:32:02Galabaraba bailouta!
00:32:05I don't see it at all.
00:32:11Lookica to the Korean!
00:32:14The offspring of my ennemo soul,
00:32:18¿ ECMOI, PESCUELA, SUELände cursenas?
00:32:21Sjatel?
00:32:24DCUELA, YOUR EQUARIDIGI session!!!
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00:35:59Very nice. Both of them, Spanish gentlemen, brave bullfighters, matadors.
00:36:05No, no, no, not me, no. The mayor, there, there.
00:36:09Yeah?
00:36:10Well, in those days, youth, you know.
00:36:15You, a bullfighter? Ladies, the mayor is a bullfighter.
00:36:18Olé!
00:36:19They called him the Valdemorillo flat-nosed guy. You win.
00:36:23Tell, tell, run.
00:36:24I remember one afternoon I saw a big, messy bull with a face and a couple of candles.
00:36:32That's where the Valdemorillo bullfighter ended. He jumped over the barrier and the bullring and ran up the mountain, and the Civil Guard is still looking for him.
00:36:40Do you understand?
00:36:42Well, Basilio, you tickle me.
00:36:46I tickle you and whatever.
00:36:48You do nothing!
00:36:50Ok, girls.
00:36:52Girls, girls, rest a little while, because tonight we have to be fresh.
00:36:56Oh no, no, Diego!
00:36:59Even fresher!
00:37:00Come on, come on!
00:37:02Come on, bye!
00:37:03Thank you very much, Mr. Mayor.
00:37:08I will never forget this gallantry.
00:37:12No, if we go with you.
00:37:14Wow!
00:37:15Everyone go to rest!
00:37:16Very good.
00:37:17Let's go!
00:37:18Sorry, Mr. Mayor.
00:37:23What's happening?
00:37:23The note.
00:37:24Take note!
00:37:25Long live the guard!
00:37:26Ah, the note!
00:37:27Already!
00:37:29Basil!
00:37:29We'll be waiting for you at Gogó's whisky!
00:37:31Basil!
00:37:32You here!
00:37:33Oh, how tiresome!
00:37:34See you later, girls.
00:37:35I'll be with you soon.
00:37:37I won't be long.
00:37:38It didn't take long.
00:37:40Oh, what a shame!
00:37:41Come on, come here!
00:37:45Well, what's going on?
00:37:46Thirteen thousand pesetas.
00:37:49But, but what have these barbarians eaten?
00:37:53No!
00:37:54Don't sneeze, they charge for it here.
00:37:57You can start taking out your savings now.
00:37:59Ah, but you have to pay.
00:38:01Man, I say.
00:38:02No!
00:38:03No!
00:38:04No!
00:38:04No!
00:38:05No!
00:38:06No!
00:38:07No!
00:38:08No!
00:38:09No!
00:38:10No!
00:38:11No!
00:38:12No!
00:38:13No!
00:38:14No!
00:38:15No!
00:38:16No!
00:38:17No!
00:38:18No!
00:38:19No!
00:38:20No!
00:38:21No!
00:38:22No!
00:38:23No!
00:38:24No!
00:38:25No!
00:38:26No!
00:38:27No!
00:38:28No!
00:38:29No!
00:38:30No!
00:38:32No!
00:38:33No!
00:38:34No!
00:38:35No!
00:38:36No!
00:38:37No!
00:38:39No!
00:38:40No!
00:38:41No!
00:38:42No!
00:38:44Oh!
00:38:46That?
00:38:47Hey!
00:38:48Mr. Mayor
00:38:49Hey?
00:38:50What do these people think?
00:38:51Hey?
00:38:52What are they looking at us for?
00:38:53I'm coming back!
00:38:54No, there is no remedy, Mr. Mayor.
00:38:55We are arriving.
00:38:56Marcial! Alejo! Everyone's here!
00:39:09Have you seen their faces?
00:39:11We think they are very happy.
00:39:13We were so eager to be among you, weren't we?
00:39:17We have more things on our minds
00:39:19A revolution
00:39:20Premeditations to my arms!
00:39:22How I've missed you?
00:39:23Shameless, scoundrel!
00:39:25I'll kill you, I'll kill you!
00:39:26You'll see! You'll see!
00:39:28You'll see! You'll see!
00:39:29You're not making a fool of me, you bad husband, you scoundrel!
00:39:32Hit it hard! Let it serve as a warning!
00:39:35Scoundrel!
00:39:35With the stone on the head!
00:39:39No, you'll stop! You'll stop!
00:39:41Scoundrel!
00:39:41What? What's this?
00:39:44Thank goodness poor Maria
00:39:46it is where it is!
00:39:48Because if not!
00:39:50My poor thing!
00:39:52Let's go!
00:39:52And you're going to do all these things in the village!
00:40:08If these beasts leave me, Jorge, have you seen the reception?
00:40:12Don't pay attention to them, you already know them.
00:40:15A mayor is received with joy and music.
00:40:18Someday they'll erect a statue of me here!
00:40:23Yes, Rite, Rite.
00:40:25I warn you that I do everything for you, for you all, for the youth,
00:40:29that you are the ones who deserve all this.
00:40:31Look, look how pretty.
00:40:33Look at this.
00:40:34No, not this one.
00:40:35Let's see, let's see, let's see...
00:40:37Who is it?
00:40:38This is the queen, the queen of...
00:40:40Well, a friend of ours.
00:40:42She is very pretty.
00:40:43As much as you don't.
00:40:45What you need is to modernize, to put yourself...
00:40:49Wait.
00:40:52Here, this is for starters.
00:40:54What is it?
00:40:55A gift.
00:40:57Open it, open it.
00:41:02It's a bikini.
00:41:04What do you think?
00:41:09You just don't like it, huh?
00:41:10Yes, but...
00:41:11What do I want it for?
00:41:12Another one, to put it on.
00:41:15There they all go like that on the street.
00:41:17But, Uncle Benito,
00:41:18You don't want me to walk around town in a bikini, do you?
00:41:21Not now, because there are so many animals here,
00:41:24maybe the henhouse would be stirred up.
00:41:26But when we have the beach,
00:41:29you will all have to go like this.
00:41:31I don't know if I'll ever wear it,
00:41:33but I am very grateful.
00:41:35You are very good to me.
00:41:38What am I going to be good at?
00:41:39What makes me angry is that all of you who are 20 years old
00:41:42don't think about anything but leaving the town.
00:41:45and the people are ours.
00:41:49Even if it sucks.
00:41:51That's why I want to change it,
00:41:52so that you are comfortable
00:41:53and don't leave.
00:41:56On purpose,
00:41:57Have you heard from Juan?
00:41:58I hope everything turns out as you say.
00:42:08But do you think he'll make it?
00:42:10Other?
00:42:10And you'll see.
00:42:12Even if I have to fight everything alone.
00:42:15No way!
00:42:15That can't be!
00:42:16Have you gone crazy?
00:42:17I'm not your hunduro anymore.
00:42:19Neither do I.
00:42:19Neither do I!
00:42:19Neither do I!
00:42:19Neither do I!
00:42:20Neither do I!
00:42:20Neither do I!
00:42:21Neither do I!
00:42:21Neither do I!
00:42:22Neither do I!
00:42:23Neither do I!
00:42:24Neither do I!
00:42:25Neither do I!
00:42:25Neither do I!
00:42:26Neither do I!
00:42:26Neither do I!
00:42:26Neither do I!
00:42:26Neither do I!
00:42:26Neither do I!
00:42:26Neither do I!
00:42:26I don't even respect you!
00:42:26But Benito, where are we going to get all those millions from?
00:42:30Not from you, because I already know that you are ruined.
00:42:33Almost, because if you want me to do the math...
00:42:36No!
00:42:37You've already thrown them at me before.
00:42:39Then you say where you're going to get the money from.
00:42:45From the minister.
00:42:48Hey?
00:42:49What a challenge!
00:42:50Benito, are you in your right mind?
00:42:53Of course.
00:42:53And do you think the minister is going to give us a hand?
00:42:56Because we need a lot of help.
00:42:59Shh!
00:43:06Here.
00:43:08Let there not be a single corner of Spain that does not become a tourist area.
00:43:16Tour.
00:43:17To the admiration of the world.
00:43:21Words of the minister.
00:43:23Who knows more about this than anyone.
00:43:26Plus, he has a heart...
00:43:28Oh!
00:43:29Well, if the minister pays...
00:43:31We don't have to put in more than the people.
00:43:34And the labor?
00:43:35Benito, that is very well thought out.
00:43:38There's a reason you have the staff.
00:43:40Long live Mr. Mayor!
00:43:43Nothing, approved unanimously.
00:43:47And now to Madrid.
00:43:49Another little trip?
00:43:51Man, you don't want the minister to come see you here.
00:43:55And more money will have to be released.
00:43:57Jota, for travel.
00:43:59On top of that, the minister isn't going to pay you.
00:44:01Well, I'm going on that trip.
00:44:04OK.
00:44:05The three of us will go.
00:44:06Mr. Mayor.
00:44:07Hey?
00:44:08No, don't count on me.
00:44:10I have been discharged.
00:44:12Maño, it was about time.
00:44:13We have been gathered here in permanent session since one o'clock.
00:44:18I'm sorry.
00:44:19You have to see how the remedies have left him.
00:44:22I don't...
00:44:23I'm not up for a trip.
00:44:25You will do what you are told, that's what the secretary is for.
00:44:28Well, I resign.
00:44:29Well, it is not accepted.
00:44:30Someone has to tell the minister about the Baroque, the Roman, the fountain, and the king.
00:44:36But you think, Mr. Mayor, that I'm here to travel.
00:44:41Man, by the time we leave it will all be fixed.
00:44:44I don't think so.
00:45:00Hey, don't you think we came a little early?
00:45:08Hey, so we're the first.
00:45:10Because the minister is a very early riser, but since he always has so many things to inaugurate, he might have left quickly.
00:45:16He'll be sleeping and who knows when he'll wake up.
00:45:20What do you think a minister is?
00:45:22A minister is a very serious thing.
00:45:24He must have been working like a slave all night.
00:45:27Or do you think he spends his days playing mus, like you?
00:45:31Ignorant, you are ignorant.
00:45:33And if you don't like figs and peaches, what do we do with this?
00:45:35Everyone likes fruit.
00:45:37And you will like the detail even more.
00:45:39It's that figs...
00:45:40What do you have to say about figs?
00:45:42That with the hustle and bustle of the trip they have been squashed.
00:45:45Better, this way they will be more mature.
00:45:47What do you do?
00:45:49I can't get them, let's see if they're in good condition.
00:45:51What do you want?
00:45:58Well, we came to see the minister.
00:46:00To the Minister?
00:46:01Yes sir.
00:46:03Are you summoned?
00:46:04Ah, well no.
00:46:06Not that, sir.
00:46:07Then he will not be able to receive them.
00:46:09The minister is very busy.
00:46:10What was I telling you?
00:46:13Well, but if you tell him we are here,
00:46:16that we have come especially to see him.
00:46:18Maybe he has a little free time and can send us off.
00:46:22I've already told you he's very busy.
00:46:24Man, please, nothing is lost.
00:46:26I'll pass a note to the secretary, but I'm telling you now...
00:46:28That is very urgent.
00:46:29And very important.
00:46:30We bring you a gift.
00:46:31When I tell him who we are, he'll make room for us.
00:46:34And who are you?
00:46:35The Lord of Aragon.
00:46:37Those from Aragon?
00:46:39And what do they want?
00:46:40I don't know, they say it's an urgent matter.
00:46:42But don't you know that the minister can only receive those who have been summoned?
00:46:45Yes, yes, sir, yes, but they have insisted and...
00:46:47Where are they?
00:46:47There.
00:46:48Out there.
00:46:48They say they are in no hurry.
00:46:57Hey, do you think this will work?
00:46:59Sure.
00:47:01And you'll like the idea.
00:47:04The Minister cannot receive you.
00:47:06The secretary says they should request the audience in writing and explain the reason for the visit.
00:47:10Oh, that can't be.
00:47:12It cannot be said in writing.
00:47:14It's too long.
00:47:14Well, what do we do now?
00:47:26Well, for now, eat.
00:47:28Again?
00:47:29You solve everything by eating.
00:47:32Don Marcial, we've been eating two cheese sandwiches since we left town.
00:47:36This is not Marbella.
00:47:38Here I am to manage the money.
00:47:41It is already known, already.
00:47:42If you want to eat, there are the figs.
00:47:45The figs are for the minister.
00:47:46Well, at this rate, they're going to eat them dry.
00:47:50What you have to do is write that hearing document.
00:47:53So, wing it.
00:47:54Let's write.
00:47:57I don't write anything until I eat hot food.
00:48:05You have to see how delicious this roast was.
00:48:07Do you want to try it?
00:48:08I can go without eating for a week.
00:48:11What things they have.
00:48:12The gentlemen will have dessert, right?
00:48:17No.
00:48:17Yes, yes, yes.
00:48:18Let's see, what's up?
00:48:19Cake, sweet Vienna, raspberries, chocolate cream, rice pudding.
00:48:24Bring a little of everything.
00:48:26Girl to the kirch.
00:48:27There are some puricos.
00:48:28No, you pay attention to them.
00:48:30Black coffee and the bill.
00:48:32Good, sir.
00:48:35Please.
00:48:36Do you think this is a wedding and I'm the best man?
00:48:41It seems to me that this tourism thing hasn't been brought to you.
00:48:44What do you think?
00:48:45That when things change in the village, coffee will still cost six rales like it does now.
00:48:51He he.
00:48:52You put in half and you get paid three duros.
00:48:55If you charge three duros for a coffee in the village, there's a demonstration with a fire.
00:49:03Because what happens to you is what happens to everyone: you are not yet ready for progress.
00:49:08And what does progress have to do with all this waste you've been carrying around since the invention of tourism began?
00:49:15Because you're living it up, Father.
00:49:17You have to find out.
00:49:19You have to find out and know how to eat.
00:49:22Look at that man.
00:49:25Do you realize?
00:49:33You don't do like you, when you eat custard you take the spoon and do...
00:49:38And serve as this gentleman serves.
00:49:48Not like Pepe, who throws the plate at you wherever it falls.
00:49:53You're seeing me here a little bit.
00:49:59For a sorghum.
00:50:00Nothing else.
00:50:03Sorry.
00:50:07Two thousand pesetas!
00:50:09Two martial!
00:50:14Two martial!
00:50:16Two martial!
00:50:17Two martial!
00:50:18It's gone private today, huh?
00:50:20I didn't play any jokes.
00:50:23For!
00:50:23Let's see if he dies without paying.
00:50:25This one is capable!
00:50:26It's nothing important.
00:50:38It looks like he's had a bit of a shock.
00:50:39A slight impression.
00:50:41A two thousand peseta print!
00:50:43It seems little to you!
00:50:45Take these vitamin-enriched Calvante pills every two hours.
00:50:49I'll come see you tomorrow.
00:50:50Thank you so much.
00:50:51It's five hundred pesetas.
00:50:54Five hundred pesetas for having nothing?
00:50:57He's always joking.
00:50:59If you prefer, I'll diagnose you with a heart attack.
00:51:01Here you go.
00:51:03Here you go.
00:51:04And don't come back tomorrow.
00:51:06I'm sure I'll be fine.
00:51:08Take it.
00:51:10Thank you.
00:51:11Well, you'll let me know if you need me, okay?
00:51:13Goodbye, doctor.
00:51:14Good night.
00:51:14Good night.
00:51:15You can't even sneeze here without getting nailed.
00:51:20What a steal!
00:51:21That's why I went without dinner.
00:51:24What a scam!
00:51:25In the village you don't call the doctor, even if you're dying.
00:51:29That's how it goes for the poor.
00:51:30They only call him to certify the death.
00:51:33Well, Mr. Marcial.
00:51:35We begin the writing.
00:51:36That's it, that's it!
00:51:37A da.
00:51:39A da, a da.
00:51:39Ejiva!
00:51:45Your Excellency, sir!
00:51:46Why don't you name him so highly illustrious and reverend?
00:51:50So you can see that we know how to treat.
00:51:52Shut up, Marcial.
00:51:53And take the pills, you don't understand that.
00:51:57Your Excellency, sir!
00:51:58That!
00:52:02And what is this?
00:52:03A letter to the Minister.
00:52:05All this?
00:52:05Well, uh...
00:52:06Well, tell them it's fine, we'll let them know.
00:52:08They won't leave.
00:52:09They say they can wait until ten o'clock at night, if necessary.
00:52:12What a bitch they have!
00:52:20The Minister is very sorry, but he cannot see you.
00:52:23It gives me the...
00:52:24I will forward your letter to you and we will inform you of the decision.
00:52:27But!
00:52:28Excuse me.
00:52:31Good morning.
00:52:31Good morning.
00:52:32Good morning.
00:52:33Come in.
00:52:33The Minister is waiting for you.
00:52:35Thank you so much.
00:52:35Thank you.
00:52:35Good morning.
00:52:36Thank you!
00:53:06What mockery is this?
00:53:16What do you think you are?
00:53:18This is an intolerable lack of respect.
00:53:20Man, don't be like that.
00:53:22We did it with good intentions.
00:53:25Like the other day some religious people came and they received them immediately.
00:53:28And the next day the same thing.
00:53:29They had requested an audience more than three months ago.
00:53:32So it won't even be our turn at Christmas.
00:53:34That's not my business. The minister has a lot of things to do.
00:53:37Yeah, yeah.
00:53:39You go away and don't come back until you are notified.
00:53:43Excuse me, Mr. Secretary.
00:53:48I already said it, this was going too far.
00:53:50A great idea! They were going to welcome us right away.
00:53:54Man...
00:53:54You've seen how much it cost us to rent all this.
00:53:58Father Mauricio, what a joy.
00:54:05How long since I saw you.
00:54:07It must be a lot because I'm not Father Mauricio.
00:54:10Well, you have the same face.
00:54:12Excuse me.
00:54:14This one has bitten.
00:54:16The secretary, on the other hand...
00:54:18It's also bad luck.
00:54:19It was about time.
00:54:40Ordago!
00:54:41Oh, mother!
00:54:42Great ten!
00:54:43Remedies!
00:54:43We've been waiting all day.
00:54:44Where are you coming from at this hour?
00:54:45If it's not more than ten o'clock.
00:54:47Time to be in bed.
00:54:48And what beds!
00:54:50And don't hide, it's worse!
00:54:51Oh!
00:54:52Remedios, I haven't done anything!
00:54:53Yeah.
00:54:53You know that I have come by force.
00:54:55You don't give it to me.
00:54:56Nor you to me either, you've already given me enough.
00:54:58Do you want to tell him what this luxury is about?
00:55:00I already told you that this was a lot of hotel, but they told me that it had to be represented.
00:55:04Well, with my money, no more performances are given.
00:55:06Fool, more than fool!
00:55:07Antonia, that's enough.
00:55:09Shut up, Benito, for his own good.
00:55:10What do you mean?
00:55:11That you will be able to deceive these and the others.
00:55:13But not me, I've known you for many years.
00:55:15Remember that when poor Maria was alive you were already throwing pebbles at me.
00:55:19And I didn't even look up to you.
00:55:20Hey?
00:55:21That this one was throwing peñizcos at you?
00:55:23Yes, yes.
00:55:24But I wouldn't let myself.
00:55:25But I threw them at you.
00:55:27Clear!
00:55:28Naja that is messy!
00:55:29Benito, clear up that thing about the rocks right now or something big is going to happen here.
00:55:35But you're going to listen to this one.
00:55:37That you have been my lapdog all your life.
00:55:38And now you want to bring disgrace on these unfortunate people.
00:55:41Stop!
00:55:42Benito, have you pinched her?
00:55:44Yes or no?
00:55:44You just don't know her if she's a troublemaker.
00:55:46Say it!
00:55:47Marcial, let me go or I'll beat you up.
00:55:49You're welcome, let's see if you dare.
00:55:52Come on, let that bastard beat you.
00:56:05Look at the eye he has on you.
00:56:07It just caught me off guard.
00:56:09They always catch you off guard.
00:56:11You're so big.
00:56:14Well, not with me, huh?
00:56:16Tomorrow you'll do the math.
00:56:18And pay you back every last cent of everything he's spent.
00:56:20But he has nowhere to fall dead.
00:56:23Better.
00:56:24This will take away all your fantasies.
00:56:26That tadpole isn't laughing at me.
00:56:29And you sit on the armchair...
00:56:30...and a new mayor.
00:56:33Antonia, I'm no good at carrying a cane.
00:56:36Well, I'll take it.
00:56:37I'm already looking forward to being mayor.
00:56:39But that has to be done by vote.
00:56:42It's already voted on.
00:56:44You are the new mayor.
00:56:46And if anyone says no, they won't say it...
00:56:50...I'll take care of convincing him.
00:56:53Oh, I like to see the face that scoundrel makes.
00:56:58Lapdog.
00:57:04Hey, it seems to me that Benito...
00:57:07That?
00:57:07That when I pinched you, you liked it.
00:57:11And how do you know?
00:57:12Because when I pinch you, you scratch me with your hand.
00:57:15Because you pinch like crazy.
00:57:19Antonia.
00:57:20Come on, go to sleep!
00:57:24Long live Mr. Mayor!
00:57:26Viva!
00:57:28Good afternoon.
00:57:30Sorry for the delay.
00:57:31What's that laughter about?
00:57:41It's about time the people had the mayor they deserve, wasn't it?
00:57:45What I don't understand is why they didn't put up hangings...
00:57:48...nor have they rung the bells...
00:57:50...nor has the procession left...
00:57:52...nor the band to the municipal.
00:57:53Is that a joke or what?
00:57:55Man, I say it to solemnize the event.
00:58:00It seems to me that the change hasn't suited you very well.
00:58:03Me?
00:58:04I was already eager to let go of the cane.
00:58:07Every day it weighed on me more.
00:58:09I am already many years old.
00:58:12Although the new one is only three months younger than me.
00:58:15So, there you go, there you go.
00:58:18And congratulations, Mr. Mayor?
00:58:24Wait, the party's not over yet.
00:58:27Sit down.
00:58:29Come on, Secretary, read.
00:58:31You're going to prosecute me.
00:58:33Read!
00:58:35The new municipal manager has agreed.
00:58:38Has there been a proposal from the mayor?
00:58:40Further down, further down.
00:58:42The expenses incurred for trips to Marbella and Madrid...
00:58:48To the point, to the point!
00:58:50They amount to the sum of ninety-eight thousand nine hundred and eighty-eight pesetas and seventy-two.
00:58:59Is the bikini tucked in too?
00:59:01Yes, yes, sir.
00:59:03Well, you've heard it.
00:59:04Ninety-eight thousand nine hundred and eighty-eight pesetas...
00:59:08With seventy-two.
00:59:10That I have let go and that I have to recover.
00:59:13And since the city council always has a deficit and they won't want to pay...
00:59:19No way!
00:59:20And what do I have to do with it?
00:59:21He was the one who invented tourism.
00:59:23Are you hearing it yet?
00:59:24Yeah, yeah.
00:59:26Well, you tell me how to fix this.
00:59:29That is, since the business has not prospered,
00:59:32someone has to pay the price.
00:59:35And have you thought that that someone is me?
00:59:39Naturally.
00:59:39Who's been partying at the city council's expense?
00:59:42That.
00:59:43You.
00:59:44But to make you rich.
00:59:46And to you and to everyone.
00:59:48Richer than you are.
00:59:50If instead of that hotpot you have, you had a big hotel with a swimming pool and a sauna now,
00:59:57You wouldn't ask me for an account, would you?
00:59:59What if we had made the beach where I was talking about and there were now those girls in bikinis,
01:00:07you wouldn't mind it either?
01:00:09And if you had sold the orchard to the fig trees, which is not worth three pesetas,
01:00:15to make apartment blocks, now you would be giving me hugs and saying,
01:00:21Belito, how great you are.
01:00:23That's all very well, but the town is as it was and I'm missing 98,988 and 72.
01:00:33Don't worry, man, and neither should you, Benito has always been poor, but honest.
01:00:43Please write, Mr. Secretary, by order of the Mayor...
01:00:48No, that's no longer valid.
01:00:52I, Benito Requejo Candela, of legal age, son of Benito and Ambrosia,
01:00:58born in Valdemorillo del Moncayo in 1900...
01:01:02Are you going to make a will?
01:01:04No, I'm going to give you everything I have so you can get paid.
01:01:09And if you're missing something, I still have a few summers left to go to your lands.
01:01:13to pick your figs and malacotones and thus save you a day's wages.
01:01:17Man, it's not worth getting so upset about.
01:01:20We don't want to leave you on the street.
01:01:23Nothing, nothing, the one who pays rests and the one who earns more.
01:01:26I want to sleep without a guilty conscience, soundly, even if it's under a fig tree.
01:01:34And even if I have nothing, I will always be much richer than all of you.
01:01:40They are selfish.
01:01:56Doing that to you, after what you've done for all of us.
01:01:59I have done nothing but fail.
01:02:01They are right.
01:02:03He had promised them the moon and the stars.
01:02:05He had filled their heads with birds.
01:02:07And you too.
01:02:10You have done what you could.
01:02:12If things didn't turn out the way you wanted, it's not your fault.
01:02:16Yes, it's all my fault.
01:02:18I wanted this town to be the best in the world.
01:02:21I wanted to be a mayor and ye-ye.
01:02:24And that's it, that's it.
01:02:26I'm just an old man who's good for nothing.
01:02:28Not even for mayor.
01:02:30Don't say that.
01:02:31Yes, daughter, yes. It hurts, but it's the truth.
01:02:34So pack your suitcase again and go.
01:02:39If I were 20, I would leave too.
01:02:43I just don't want to leave now.
01:02:45Because?
01:02:45Because I don't want to leave him alone.
01:02:47If that's why, I'll take the four things I have right now and go with you.
01:02:52You have to stay here.
01:02:53If he left, it's like he'd done something wrong.
01:02:56And you have to walk down the street with your head held high, just like you always have.
01:03:01If necessary, I'll put on my bikini and go for a walk with you.
01:03:04You know what I'm telling you?
01:03:06You are quite a woman to have been born in this town.
01:03:09Pilar, less chatter, there's work to be done.
01:03:13They don't even let you talk to me anymore.
01:03:15Well, look at the case I make of you.
01:03:18Come on, eat this, you haven't eaten anything all day.
01:03:23There will be some cold tables.
01:03:25There will be some cold tables.
01:03:27There will be some cold tables.
01:03:28And you stay with us all day.
01:03:38There will be some cold tables.
01:03:40The door was open.
01:04:02And when has the door been closed in this house?
01:04:06Of course, since you haven't been here for so long.
01:04:08Come in, man!
01:04:10I'm not going to shoot any pellets at you.
01:04:14You are at home.
01:04:17I only took four crops.
01:04:19Family memories.
01:04:21I left you two pigs and the chickens in the corral.
01:04:25Feed them from time to time because...
01:04:27Since you are like that, maybe you kill them from hunger to save them.
01:04:33Oh, be careful with this one!
01:04:35That she is sick.
01:04:37He has distemper.
01:04:38Maybe he noticed I was leaving and felt sorry for me?
01:04:42Sometimes animals have better feelings than people.
01:04:47Hey, with God!
01:04:54And enjoy it in good health, Mr. Mayor.
01:04:59Where are you going?
01:05:04To sleep under a fig tree.
01:05:06But it's raining.
01:05:08Better, let's see if I grow that way.
01:05:10Stop, Benito.
01:05:11At least until he escapes.
01:05:13And buy me a glass of sanicete that you have for the party.
01:05:17Invite me, since the house is yours.
01:05:19Benito, that's enough.
01:05:21That I have come in peace.
01:05:23Well, you forgot the dove.
01:05:26No, sir.
01:05:27I'll bring it too.
01:05:31And what is that?
01:05:32Your will.
01:05:34Or did you think I was going to take advantage of you and take everything you owned?
01:05:39Man.
01:05:39Have you forgotten that we went to school together and that we've always been friends and that when we've fought you've always gone first?
01:05:49I already knew that all you have is good looks and a heart that doesn't fit in your body.
01:05:57But keep it, it's yours.
01:05:59Either you keep it or I'll punch you in the nose.
01:06:01We're already starting, I'll give you one first.
01:06:05I'm no good for cooking, Benito.
01:06:07The thing is, my wife insisted I use a cane, and that cane is too big for me.
01:06:14Well, if you came here for me to pick it up, you're already leaving.
01:06:17I came to shake your hand and tell you that despite everything, I am your friend.
01:06:22I can't deny that.
01:06:24There goes mine.
01:06:28Thank you, Marcial.
01:06:31Bandira.
01:06:32Oh, my hen!
01:06:37Piala, Piala, the poor thing.
01:06:49He thanked you for me.
01:06:52Here, we'll give it to you.
01:06:55In exchange for this!
01:06:57We've won, silly girl.
01:06:59We have won!
01:07:07Blue, soft, silly!
01:07:18This!
01:07:19Well, chaos!
01:07:20Thank you!
01:07:21Thank you!
01:07:51It's a town, Ucho.
01:08:18And are you sure it's here?
01:08:19The entrance says Valdemorrillo del Moncayo.
01:08:31Oh, mother!
01:08:37Girls, really.
01:08:40Pig!
01:08:42What you have to do is find the mayor.
01:08:46What we have to do is get out of here.
01:08:49Right now!
01:08:52We have to find the mayor.
01:08:55But you don't realize that they've taken us for a ride.
01:08:57Pig!
01:08:58Pig!
01:09:01Pig!
01:09:02Pig!
01:09:03Pig!
01:09:04Pig!
01:09:05Pig!
01:09:06Pig!
01:09:07Pig!
01:09:08Pig!
01:09:11Pig!
01:09:12The mobiles!
01:09:28But how did he come?
01:09:30Basilio! Why are you closing?
01:09:33Oh, oh, oh! Oh, what a mess I am! Oh, what a fever I have!
01:09:37Oh, I've got a fit! The rough sea has given me a fit!
01:09:39What's up? Remedies! Bring a blanket, two blankets, three blankets, as many as you can, remedies.
01:09:44What an adventure, I say, what a heat, what a heat!
01:09:47Why have they closed the blinds?
01:09:48No, don't open it! There's going to be a storm!
01:09:50Hail, a gale, a Caribbean cyclone, ruin, a lost harvest, remedies.
01:09:53Don't open it, don't open it! Let me! Let me touch your favorite piece!
01:09:57Leave me alone, look at the other one! Shut up!
01:09:59Don't open it, remedy!
01:10:07Oh, how many people!
01:10:08What a storm, huh?
01:10:09I'll give it to you, storm. Come in!
01:10:13What do you mean I'm not the mayor?
01:10:15But you are not Don Benito.
01:10:17We're done. So, you're looking for Benito.
01:10:22Yes sir.
01:10:23And who are you?
01:10:24The Bubi Girls.
01:10:25What about the Bubi?
01:10:27The...
01:10:27Oh, yeah!
01:10:31Are you the one from the newspaper?
01:10:34Poor Basilio.
01:10:36And what do they want?
01:10:37Don Benito hired us in Marbella to do some galas here.
01:10:40He told us that the Costa del Sol was going to be a piece of cake compared to this.
01:10:45And the theater?
01:10:46What theater?
01:10:48For us to act.
01:10:49But you are going to act.
01:10:51Naturally.
01:10:52We have a signed and legal contract.
01:10:54And if they don't comply, we'll take it to the union.
01:10:57Let me find out.
01:10:59So Benito has hired them to perform at a gala theater.
01:11:05Yes sir.
01:11:06Silverio!
01:11:07Say.
01:11:08Tell Benito to come right away.
01:11:10Let's go!
01:11:12Come on, here's some feed.
01:11:16Eat, Jeremiah.
01:11:17I'm not leaving, man.
01:11:19If you don't eat, what hams are you going to give me?
01:11:22Uncle Benito.
01:11:23Uncle Benito.
01:11:23What's up?
01:11:24That they have already arrived.
01:11:25What is it?
01:11:26Tourists, one to play full.
01:11:28Do you see how it has not failed?
01:11:29But what does it say?
01:11:30Come on, let's see it.
01:11:32They are in the square.
01:11:33Come on.
01:11:34You have looked well.
01:11:34By order of the mayor, you go immediately to the town hall.
01:11:38To the town hall?
01:11:39To the judge, to the...
01:11:40Come on, come on.
01:11:40Well, are we going or are we staying?
01:11:51There it is.
01:11:53But what is this?
01:11:56Girl!
01:11:58Mayor!
01:11:59Girl, what else have you come for?
01:12:01He's grown up, huh!
01:12:02We have come to fulfill the contract.
01:12:03What contract?
01:12:05The one you didn't sign in Marbella.
01:12:06Oh yes!
01:12:07That night of gogo.
01:12:09That we took one...
01:12:11And it's signed?
01:12:13Yes sir.
01:12:14For me?
01:12:15Naturally.
01:12:16As mayor of the town.
01:12:18Well, nothing, the contract is fulfilled and peace is made.
01:12:21The thing is, I'm not the mayor anymore.
01:12:23The mayor is that one, that one.
01:12:25Who is the one who has to pay.
01:12:26I!
01:12:27Mr. Mayor, Mr. Mayor, they are here.
01:12:29Yes, yes.
01:12:30We've already seen them.
01:12:31No, no, I mean the others, ours.
01:12:35Asylum!
01:12:36Nice secretary.
01:12:38What a joy to see you!
01:12:39Me, me.
01:12:41No, I'm not going to do half!
01:12:43Leave it to me!
01:12:44Let me have Antonia!
01:12:45Let me have Antonia!
01:12:47Leave me too!
01:12:48Who are those birds?
01:12:50I don't know anything.
01:12:51Ask Benito.
01:12:52Oh, my wife!
01:12:53Release that adulterous woman!
01:12:54In the town square, in front of everyone!
01:12:56She's the one who has me!
01:12:58Stop petting him!
01:12:59I'll eat it!
01:13:00But we are ashamed!
01:13:02What will they think of us abroad?
01:13:04Benito, don't get involved in this, I won't answer.
01:13:07Let me go!
01:13:08Mayor, what's happening now?
01:13:09Comes back!
01:13:09Come on, you've gotten into a town of beasts!
01:13:12I won't kill you, Benito!
01:13:13We could now be operating on the Costa Brava.
01:13:16These ladies get paid every day.
01:13:18And you have deceived us.
01:13:19I have not deceived you.
01:13:21You came so early that we didn't even have time to do the play.
01:13:25It's the last straw.
01:13:27Well, the truth is that when I saw you there, in Marbella, I was dazzled.
01:13:33I saw everything through rose-colored glasses.
01:13:35And I said to myself, why can they have the Bubigills here and not us there in Valdemorillo?
01:13:41With what the people would like.
01:13:42What a party!
01:13:44Remember I told you, when you get there, there's going to be a...
01:13:49And it has been formed.
01:13:51You do understand, right?
01:13:54No.
01:13:55You don't understand.
01:13:57What hurts me most is the harm I have caused you.
01:14:00And everything was...
01:14:01But hey, who's going to be with us?
01:14:05Who is going to pay us?
01:14:06Let him say it, Tito.
01:14:08That.
01:14:09Leave me alone, Tito.
01:14:10That's already, it's already pissing me off.
01:14:11I had never left here.
01:14:14For me all that was new.
01:14:17You and you.
01:14:20The whiskey went to my head and I signed that paper as if I had signed my own death sentence.
01:14:26It was all so beautiful.
01:14:30Take it.
01:14:31There's no whiskey here, but this claret is good too.
01:14:34We do it at Fobló and it's not that expensive.
01:14:36So what can we do?
01:14:42I think the only thing you can do is take me to the union.
01:14:46Put me in jail.
01:14:48Already.
01:14:49And let's see if there I can get rid of all these birds that I have in this cage.
01:14:54I don't want to take you to jail, mayor.
01:14:57I am very happy to see you and to be here.
01:15:02You are very good.
01:15:04You would want your people to see us perform, right?
01:15:07Yeah.
01:15:08Well, I would act for your people and for you.
01:15:12Hey.
01:15:13Us too.
01:15:15All.
01:15:16All of you.
01:15:17Yes, yes.
01:15:18But we don't have a theater or money.
01:15:23It doesn't matter.
01:15:24We'll work for free here, for everyone, on the street, wherever you want.
01:15:31Would you do that for me?
01:15:32Yeah.
01:15:34I don't know how to thank you.
01:15:37Giving me a kiss.
01:15:38I don't know how to thank you.
01:16:08I don't know how to thank you.
01:16:38Giving me a kiss.
01:16:40I don't know why you are in my heart all the time
01:16:48I want to return to that all the time
01:16:52I don't with you, I want to return
01:16:55I want to return my love
01:17:02Do you like it?
01:17:04I believe it
01:17:05And these animals, without coming, are henpecked.
01:17:10What girls, you weren't in the cellar
01:17:14Alejo! Ground that window!
01:17:22Would you like to go see those sluts, huh?
01:17:27Woman, if you insist, I'll do it for them.
01:17:28Well, you're going to be left wanting.
01:17:31To bed!
01:17:40Aha! Aha!
01:17:47You go to bed!
01:17:53Listen to remedies!
01:17:55Those poor girls don't deserve what we're doing to them.
01:17:57After all, they work for free.
01:17:59And they don't know us at all
01:18:01Elga, I am a rustic man
01:18:10And old, although a little illustrated
01:18:12And since I met you, I am another
01:18:15I feel like... like a new tickler
01:18:19You have given me light
01:18:20And life and joy
01:18:23I can't give you anything
01:18:25I'm married, so don't get your hopes up.
01:18:28Dough! Dough! Dough!
01:18:34Dough!
01:18:34Pillar! Pillar!
01:18:37What do you say?
01:18:43Slow down, lie down! Little pill!
01:18:49Pill, please!
01:18:52Aha!
01:18:54Dough!
01:18:57Dough!
01:18:58Can you hear yourself?
01:19:02To bed!
01:19:12Basil!
01:19:15Basilio! Go to bed!
01:19:17I really don't want to!
01:19:19What did you say?
01:19:25How shameless!
01:19:26Naked in the middle of that warehouse
01:19:28And with how cold it is
01:19:30But you have never undressed.
01:19:32Yes, just for you
01:19:33Or are you going to compare me to those?
01:19:36No, because you would lose out.
01:19:38Martial!
01:19:40But where are you going?
01:19:45Where are you going?
01:19:47Let's see the show
01:19:48Let's applaud
01:19:50And to thank him
01:19:51God bless you!
01:20:16What is it?
01:20:18Not even Marciala!
01:20:19I was talking!
01:20:20I was talking!
01:20:22I was talking!
01:20:25To see the show!
01:20:27How beautiful!
01:20:28What's right?
01:20:29You'll see, you'll see
01:20:32Alejo!
01:20:47What kind of life do they have? Do these crazy people have a life?
01:20:49It's a demand check.
01:20:51Are you watching, huh?
01:21:03Roberto!
01:21:04Towards the right!
01:21:21Good, Elba! Good!
01:21:51Good job, Elba!
01:21:53Good job, Elba!
01:21:55Good job, Elba!
01:21:57Good job, Elba!
01:21:59Bravo! Wonderful!
01:22:03What a shameful performance for these people!
01:22:07You're the one in charge here!
01:22:09You're the boss! Answer!
01:22:13Yeah.
01:22:15Well, I like to dance too.
01:22:19Look, and I want to go with you to the ballet.
01:22:21Look.
01:22:27All right! All right! Let's try it out!
01:22:31Very good!
01:22:33Very good!
01:22:35Very good!
01:22:37Very good!
01:22:39But I can't pay you with anything else.
01:22:41I picked them.
01:22:43You're not going to touch even one.
01:22:45There aren't many flowers now.
01:22:47But when you come back again,
01:22:49I will prepare a bouquet for each of you.
01:22:51Because you'll come, right?
01:22:53Clear.
01:22:54Come again.
01:22:55All.
01:22:56And you will have a beautiful town.
01:22:58And bullfight.
01:22:59Well, that's going to be harder.
01:23:01But...
01:23:02We'll look for a bullfighter.
01:23:04Goodbye, Mayor.
01:23:07Can I have another one?
01:23:11Thank you for coming and changing the town,
01:23:13even if it's just for one night.
01:23:15I am very happy.
01:23:17From tomorrow this square will be called
01:23:19Bubigills Square.
01:23:21Bye bye!
01:23:22Bye bye!
01:23:23Goodbye, beautiful!
01:23:25Don't worry, man.
01:23:27Don't worry.
01:23:28I will remember you.
01:23:30Elga, let's go!
01:23:31Come on!
01:23:32We have to get to Saragossa during the day!
01:23:34Girl!
01:23:36But...
01:23:37Bye bye!
01:23:38Bye bye!
01:23:39Come on!
01:23:40Get in!
01:23:41To the!
01:23:42Tito!
01:23:43Tito!
01:23:45Man!
01:23:47Goodbye, Mayor!
01:23:48Goodbye, faggot!
01:23:49To the!
01:23:50Hey, have a good trip!
01:23:52Bye bye!
01:23:57Goodbye, goodbye!
01:23:59Goodbye, well!
01:24:00Goodbye, goodbye!
01:24:01Bye bye!
01:24:02Goodbye, goodbye!
01:24:03You know where you want us!
01:24:04Come back soon!
01:24:05And write!
01:24:07Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye!
01:24:08What a pity he's killing himself now!
01:24:09Goodbye, goodbye!
01:24:11Goodbye, goodbye!
01:24:12God, Christ! Please don't forget me!
01:24:18God, Christ! God, Christ!
01:24:21What happens now?
01:24:24A letter from the minister.
01:24:26From the minister? Then give it to the mayor.
01:24:29This is what Don Benito Requejo Candela, mayor of Valdemorillo, says here.
01:24:32Well, of course, what you should say.
01:24:35Are you sure it's from the minister?
01:24:36Yes sir.
01:24:40Pilarica, you read it.
01:24:42They have brought me weak legs.
01:24:44Bring.
01:24:45What does it say? What does it say?
01:24:53Uncle Benito.
01:24:54That?
01:24:55That he has been granted an audience.
01:24:56That?
01:24:57They say you have to go to Madrid.
01:24:59To Madrid?
01:25:00That means the minister has read all the papers we have left him.
01:25:03And he will surely say yes to everything.
01:25:05And we will make the beach.
01:25:06And the supermarket.
01:25:08And the inn.
01:25:09And whatever it takes.
01:25:10This is going to be poison, you see the bubble turning.
01:25:12Viva!
01:25:13Long live Mr. Mayor!
01:25:15Viva!
01:25:15Viva!
01:25:15Viva!
01:25:22Viva!
01:25:23Long live Mr. Mayor!
01:25:24Long live Mr. Mayor!
01:25:26Viva!
01:25:26Long live Mr. Mayor!
01:25:29Viva!
01:25:29Thank you, thank you.
01:25:42From now on I don't want to see any boyfriends around here doing handjobs.
01:25:46Whoever needs to say something, hit the road!
01:25:48How great!
01:25:52Thank you.
01:25:54Congratulations, Benito.
01:25:55Thank you.
01:25:59So, Mr. Mayor, when does the work begin?
01:26:04When the minister says so.
01:26:06Ah, but he hasn't said it yet.
01:26:07No, but he'll say it. That's when we talk to him.
01:26:10We have the hearing in four months.
01:26:13Mr. Mayor.
01:26:14What's up?
01:26:14Mr. Mayor.
01:26:16Mr. Mayor, Juan is arriving.
01:26:18Where?
01:26:18Juan? And where is he?
01:26:21There, along the crossroads.
01:26:22Ha! Pilarica, what are you doing here that you're not going to give her a hug?
01:26:27I don't want to see him.
01:26:27Go on, if you're looking forward to it!
01:26:30And the priest isn't going to tell you anything.
01:26:32Go on!
01:26:37Juan!
01:26:40Pillar!
01:26:43Pillar!
01:26:45Juan!
01:26:48Juan!
01:26:48Juan!
01:26:50Juan!
01:26:51Mr. Secretary, to celebrate this event, why don't you sing us a jota?
01:27:01No, no, no, no, I'm not prepared.
01:27:03My thing is the clarinet.
01:27:05No, I'm not prepared.
01:27:06I'm not prepared.
01:27:07I'm not prepared.
01:27:08I'm not prepared.
01:27:09It's that I don't come prepared.
01:27:11Prepared.
01:27:11That he is our best mayor.
01:27:17Oh, how he sings, how he sings!
01:27:31Well, he's made us the inn and it's going to be for free.
01:27:39Oh, how beautiful!
01:27:40And it's going to be for nothing.
01:27:42Oh, Madrid!
01:27:43Don Benito has proven it!
01:27:50That which I wasn't prepared for, my thing is the clarinet.
01:27:53Here I take the evil away from the mayor.
01:27:54Long live the mayor!
01:27:58Let someone else sing!
01:27:59Another jack!
01:28:00No, no, no, that's not what he's going to the rounds for!
01:28:02Without the mayor's permission, and the rounds are in the silver.
01:28:08Without the mayor's permission, because the jota is too much of a jota to ask anyone's permission.
01:28:18To ask anyone's permission, the jack is already in the money.
01:28:25Come on, Consuelo, the hallas are hanging!
01:28:29Pull, pull, I've beaten you, Garrosó!
01:28:38Big day, huh?
01:28:45We're just missing the bubijines.
01:28:48Don't remind me, okay?
01:28:50We'll bring them for the opening.
01:28:53And there goes the farewell
01:28:56And there goes the farewell
01:28:59And there it goes to burn
01:29:04And there goes the farewell
01:29:05Thank you.
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