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00:00The entertainment world is stunned today when internationally celebrated and reclusive filmmaker Von Kovac sprung out of retirement to sign on for a remake of Wonder Man.
00:10Mr. Von Kovac, could you tell us more?
00:13Everyone is tired of superheroes. There is an opportunity to reimagine a whole genre of storytelling.
00:22Have you thought about casting?
00:24So, uh, what's this? Big old Disney you were talking about.
00:28It's a huge opportunity.
00:31I'm auditioning for Wonder Man.
00:33Did you hear about Wonder Man?
00:35I need to be in this movie.
00:38Sorry, you crazy.
00:40I was born to play this character.
00:42Are you serious? Boo, they are already talking to Leo.
00:54You just gotta go out there and crush it.
00:58What's wrong?
01:02I'm trying to come up with a backstory for the character.
01:04Well, trust the words. Just show up and say them.
01:08That's not my process.
01:09Well, the process can go blow a spider.
01:13Guy is killing it in there, bro.
01:16Where have I seen him before?
01:18I'm pretty sure he used to be a terrorist.
01:22Next!
01:22You can slate whenever you're ready.
01:24Simon Williams, reading for Wonder Man.
01:28Listen to me, Simon. The callback is happening now. Just be normal.
01:31Normal, man. The breakdown is go method.
01:38Come in.
01:39Mr. Kovac will meet you in the living room.
01:41So you are here to meet Mark Kovac?
01:45Mm-hmm.
01:46Hello, everyone.
01:48I want to explore the place between fiction and non-fiction.
01:55That's tight.
01:56We are going to make the last movie on Earth.
02:01No one will have the balls to make another.
02:05And action!
02:06Any, uh, news for Von Kovac?
02:10There is news to be the first to know, unless you call me again, in which case I will never tell you.
02:21The entertainment world is stunned today when internationally celebrated and reclusive filmmaker Von Kovac sprung out of retirement to sign on for his first franchise film and remake of Wonder Man.
02:33Mr. Von Kovac, thank you so much for joining us.
02:36Yeah, thank you for that.
02:37And I know your question is, why one more superhero film?
02:44Everyone is tired of superheroes.
02:48Why go see them in the cinema?
02:51Wonder Man spoke to me on a deep level.
02:56There is an opportunity to shock audience.
03:03Holy shit.
03:05To reimagine a whole genre of storytelling.
03:15Have you given any thought about casting?
03:17I'm Chris Pratt.
03:35I'm Rebecca Ferguson.
03:36You're going to freak out when you see the trailer for our new movie, Mercy.
03:40What the?
03:51Get me out of this chair.
03:54Detective Raven, I'm Judge Maddox.
03:57And this is the Mercy Capital Court.
03:58A judicial system powered by artificial intelligence.
04:02Hold on, De Suisse.
04:03Wait a second.
04:04With crime rates soaring, lawmakers voted for Mercy.
04:08By acting as judge, jury, and executioner, Mercy keeps our city safe.
04:14I shouldn't be here.
04:15I helped create the Mercy program.
04:17I'm proud to have sent the first suspect for trial here.
04:20And I will continue to send more until the message is received.
04:25Detective Raven, I know precisely who you are.
04:28You're before this court today charged with the murder of your wife.
04:33Oh my god.
04:34Your guilt must fall below the 92% threshold or you will be executed in precisely 90 minutes.
04:41I loved my wife.
04:48I didn't hurt her.
04:52Detective Raven, the city's municipal cloud is at your disposal.
04:55Every camera, cell phone, and database.
04:58You must gather evidence to exonerate yourself.
05:01If you are innocent, prove it.
05:06I need to find out who killed my wife.
05:08So I said part of my passion first.
05:10And it all points right at you.
05:12You don't get the mercy trial unless you're guilty.
05:14I didn't hurt mom, I swear to god.
05:16Show me everyone she had contact with.
05:21She was seeing someone.
05:23How's my guilt looking now?
05:24It has risen to 98%.
05:26You just provided me with a strong motive of why you murdered her.
05:30Good, wow.
05:31Thank you for that.
05:32Mr. Raven, the clock is ticking.
05:35Tell me what Nick was up to.
05:37She was stressed about work.
05:38She said some chemicals aren't missing.
05:41The estimated street value would be in excess of $16 million.
05:46Do you honestly think that I killed my wife?
05:48Or were you just programmed wrong?
05:51I need to walk the scene.
05:52L.I.P. is locked me down.
05:54No, I have something here.
05:55This is a terrorist's handbook.
05:56Get out.
05:57Get out of there.
05:58Keeps on us.
05:58L.I.P.!
05:59Man, where do you want?
06:00Keeps on us.
06:01Mr. Raven, you're running out of time.
06:03What do you got to do?
06:03There's a bomb in their trunk.
06:06It's heading downtown.
06:10This was never about my wife.
06:13This was about me and you.
06:17Get me out of here!
06:19Get me out of here!
06:19I was squired to Sir Ireland of Pennytree since I was a boy.
06:46He charged me to be a good knight.
06:52To defend the weak and the innocent.
06:55And I swore that I would.
06:59Are you Baelor Targaryen?
07:03Uh, no.
07:05Then would you move the fuck out of the way?
07:07Yeah, sorry.
07:11What's your name?
07:12Sir Duncan the Tall.
07:14Never heard of him.
07:15Do you know every knight in the Seven Kingdoms, then?
07:17The good ones.
07:20If you could bring me to Ashford, I could squire for you, sir.
07:24Rob me and I'll hunt you down with dogs.
07:27You don't have dogs!
07:29I'll get some.
07:30Where?
07:31Who?
07:35Boy, stop gaping.
07:37Sleep in my horse.
07:38I'm not a stable boy, my lord.
07:40You're not clever enough.
07:41I know I'm just a hedge knight, but sometimes I think there could be more.
07:53Why do you train these royal lapdogs like they're your bettors?
07:56They are my bettors.
07:57These men have a name.
08:00I'm trailing.
08:02What chance do I have?
08:04I have no chance.
08:07Falling star brings luck to those who see it.
08:12So the luck is ours alone.
08:13I need to fight honorably.
08:28Sometimes I think I buried my courage alongside the old man.
08:33In every man, there are many men.
08:35So be brave.
08:38Be just.
08:41Get up!
08:42Be tall.
08:54I know this whole new stepdad thing can't be easy.
09:10But I love that you're trying so hard to connect with him.
09:12I really am.
09:13Just trying to throw a spiral.
09:14This is gonna suck.
09:19Name's Jeff.
09:21Brian.
09:22Outstanding.
09:23Oh, okay.
09:23Oh, look.
09:24They're friends already.
09:25CJ's cool.
09:25Invited me over to his house.
09:27Can we go over, please?
09:28All right, why not?
09:28Hell yeah, dude!
09:30Up high.
09:31Oh!
09:32Oh!
09:32You wanna dance?
09:33You guys go on the head wipe.
09:37Put him out real quick.
09:40This is awesome, right?
09:41Give me a hug.
09:42No, no hug.
09:43The first day my son meets his new best friend, so did I.
09:47All right, guys, dig in.
09:58Dad's never taking you for pizza?
10:00Jeff's not my dad.
10:01Please stop!
10:02Yeah!
10:03He just took me.
10:07Let's go!
10:07Hey, stop!
10:08Who the hell are you?
10:09Who's that guy?
10:10The guy who wants to kill you.
10:12Who may?
10:12They want to kill you, too.
10:13Why?
10:13Because they think you know.
10:15Know what?
10:15Get in, Brian!
10:19Buckle in, boys.
10:21And just let me do my thing.
10:26Look, they're not after me.
10:29They're after CJ.
10:31No, no, no!
10:32No!
10:32No, no, no!
10:34You see that?
10:35Sick, right?
10:36You already know my name.
10:37What's that?
10:37Captain Dickface?
10:38Are you guys in, like, a high-speed chase or something?
10:41Second one today.
10:42Crazy, right?
10:44It's insane indeed.
10:48Wait, you want to go?
10:48You feeling frisky?
10:50I'm so sorry.
10:52Now, is this meant to be or is this meant to be?
10:55We're going to make such a good team.
11:03Really?
11:04Quit screwing around.
11:05Get us out!
11:06Oh, my God!
11:07You chipped her.
11:08Oh, no, what the hell's that?
11:13Kaboom, bitch.
11:18Do you even know who his mom is?
11:20Due to my deep-seated emotional issues, I've easily slept with thousands and thousands of women.
11:24How many women have you slept with, Dad?
11:25That's not your business.
11:26That's none of your business.
11:27This is the rhythm of the...
11:29What the hell is?
11:35Goodени Synger!
11:36What the hell?
11:37How can you help me?
11:37I'm entendeu!
11:38Why are you gonna hide?
11:38How many women died?
11:39The other one was the most fortunate.
11:40I truly just thought that!
11:40You've got my lovely feelings that happened.
11:41I don't think so.
11:42Gotcha.
11:42I expect you.
11:43I suppose when that happened?
11:44This is myorelandquiujer.
11:45If you're trying to have a dead
11:45you're not a movedbook universe.
11:46I know just one of this 2050.
11:47So this is your first hunt.
12:17And you've come to the most dangerous planet in the universe.
12:47Where everything is trying to kill you.
13:02You're here to prove yourself.
13:08Hunting something that can't be killed.
13:14We might not be alone in this hunt.
13:32We might not be alone in this hunt.
13:44You're here to be alone in this hunt.
13:56The people and I want our world back, Jake.
14:08And what would I be hunting down for you this time?
14:24Mona.
14:29The Mona Lisa?
14:31In all her motherfucking glory.
14:33I hate to break the bad news to you, your majesty, but Paris was one of the first cities to burn down.
14:40For sure.
14:41For sure.
14:42But here's something you may not know.
14:45Is that when the flare hit, the French government evacuated all its national treasures to a secret storage facility.
14:53Everything from fine art to the president's porcelain throne.
14:58How am I supposed to get there?
15:03The king's plane flown by the king's pilot.
15:07Then I get the boat.
15:10With all the resources and food you need.
15:13Hell, I'll even give you a title.
15:16Okay.
15:17Well, if Fuentes is the minister of defense and you're the king, what would you make me?
15:28Motherfucker of cultural appropriation.
15:31Oh.
15:40Oh, that's a bad idea.
16:05Oh, shit.
16:34Oh, shit.
16:39Oh, shit.
17:04Oh shit, it's flooded.
17:34Fuck you, August, I knew this was a bad idea.
17:51The Minister of Cultural Appropriation, my ass.
18:21Oh shit.
18:28Oh shit.
18:34Oh shit.
18:40Jake!
19:05Jake!
19:12Are you okay, Jake?
19:18This is helping people?
19:22You're running out of time.
19:32Oh no, Sam, help me out.
19:34A band that starts with O.
19:35It's a dumb game.
19:37Oh, check it out boys.
19:39We're here.
19:40Where the harvest never ends.
19:43Welcome to Red Haven.
19:46Our own little slice of heaven.
19:48What are they doing?
19:49Ah, yeah.
19:50Folks are just thankful we're living in better times.
19:56Rude to be snooping, boy.
19:58New kid!
19:59We're looking all over for you!
20:02Stay away from Palmer.
20:03He hates people going near surprise to pumpkin.
20:06Hey, you found one!
20:13Palmer gave it to me.
20:14Oh, that was nice of him.
20:16No!
20:17No!
20:18No!
20:19No!
20:20Then his bike isn't here.
20:23Where'd he go?
20:24To Palmer's.
20:25He went to the farm?
20:26Why?
20:27He returned a pumpkin I saw.
20:28Finn's gone!
20:29Finn?
20:30Finn, my brother!
20:31No one remembers.
20:32Ask any kid.
20:33There's something seriously wrong with that farm.
20:35And if you ask him any questions, he disappears.
20:37He's not taking my brother.
20:39No one in this town will help.
20:40Except...
20:41It's too dangerous.
20:42Well, duh.
20:43Breaking a child sacrificing curse doesn't exactly sound like a walk in the park.
20:46We have to do something.
20:50Help.
20:51Don't die.
20:54Where's my brother?
20:58Curse ends tonight.
21:01What if we make it worse?
21:04Worse than this!
21:06What if we make it worse?
21:07Worse than this!
21:31He pushed his way out and he was a butterfly.
21:40Oh.
21:42You want the other book, don't you?
21:46Yeah.
21:47Okay.
21:48Back in a second, babe.
21:51Furby, have you seen the book that Franklin loves?
21:55Not that one.
21:56We did that one yesterday and I know he loves it, but here we are.
21:59See, we're going for something a little bit more fun today.
22:03Yeah?
22:29What?
22:31Woo.
22:32Huh?
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23:19My deliverance from this vicious hunger.
23:25Time to feed.
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