00:00Please, this has to work. This is my last chance.
00:24Put that down now!
00:30I'm sorry, High Priestess. I was just trying to fix things. Same as with the heat spell.
00:40The tower caught on fire because of your stupid spell.
00:43Astrid is a threat to the whole coven. All the other witches want her here. She needs to go.
00:49I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to. Please don't make me go. I will do anything to stay.
00:54We can't risk the coven for just one student, Astrid. I have no choice but to strip you of your powers and banish you from the coven.
01:02Please, I beg of you. My powers are all I have. Please don't make me go. I have nowhere else to stay.
01:10Astrid, you've been with us since you were a child. You've always been very talented.
01:19Through the years, surrounded by other witches, your feminine powers have grown.
01:23But she's right. You lack control. Your powers require a masculine balance.
01:29Tell me what to do. You must leave the coven and live among men again. Allow their masculine energies to merge with your feminine ones.
01:42Merging energies? You have to sleep with them, dumbass.
01:45Oh, of course. You will only have ten days to balance your unruly powers. If you return before you have conquered your imbalance, I must take your powers away.
01:58I understand. I won't disappoint you, High Priestess. I will find a young man, and I will sleep with him.
02:09Fare thee well, Astrid Hall. Once I've slept with boys and acquired their energies, I'll return to my coven sisters.
02:16Don't hurry back, dipshit. May the gods watch over you, child.
02:23Worthless little witch. Hurry up and get in the car.
02:41Blessed be, stepmother. Stepsister.
02:45I told you not to call us that.
02:50So, you set another building on fire?
02:53You better not breathe a word about it at your new boarding school.
02:57My new boarding school?
02:59But I thought I was going home.
03:03Like I'd ever let a pyromaniac like you under my roof again.
03:07But it was my father's home long before he met you.
03:10Well, he's dead, so it's our home now.
03:14Do not, I repeat, do not tell anyone we're related at school.
03:18Got it, demon girl?
03:20If I ever hope to return to my sisters, I must find masculine energies to balance my power.
03:26Hello? Did you hear me?
03:29Do not worry. I shan't inform anyone of our relationship, stepsister.
03:32This I swear by the old gods.
03:35Freak.
03:47I have to talk to the dean about your enrollment.
03:50Don't go anywhere.
03:52Don't do anything.
03:53Huntington Hall is a respectable, normal school.
03:58For normal kids.
04:00So don't pull any of that witchy shit here.
04:03Understand?
04:20Masculine energies.
04:23I'm just kidding.
04:34Um, who is that and why is he not in any of my classes?
04:38You want him in class?
04:40I'd rather have him in my dorm room up against my desk.
04:43In the shower.
04:44Wait, is he blind?
04:53Yeah, never mind.
04:55I only mess with guys who can actually see what they're doing.
05:05So much masculine energy.
05:08But how do I choose who to merge with?
05:14Greetings, sweaty mortal males.
05:18Will one of you volunteer to sleep with me so I may balance my powers?
05:26Hey, yo, what the fuck?
05:32Dude, is this emo girl being serious?
05:35Shit, I ain't usually into goth chicks, but you know if she's offering.
05:39Hey, sweetie, I think you're a little lost.
05:42This isn't Halloween Horror Nights.
05:46I do not know what that is.
05:48I simply came to seek a male.
05:56Oh, you!
05:58What the mystical staff!
06:00Mystical staff?
06:01You know the emo?
06:03She's going straight for the rich boy.
06:04I mean, he'd probably be into her.
06:06Dude's blind and can't see how fucking weird she looks.
06:10Wait!
06:11Please!
06:18Fuck!
06:19Hey!
06:20You gonna say sorry?
06:22Emo girl?
06:23Let go of me, please.
06:25Your energy is hostile and incompatible with mine.
06:27And I am not an emo.
06:30I am a witch.
06:31What the fuck are you talking about, freak?
06:33Apologize!
06:34Now!
06:37I'm sorry you have weak muscles.
06:40Now let me go.
06:43Ah!
06:43Where are you going?
06:46Let me come with you.
06:51Jesus, what the fuck's your deal?
06:53My feminine energies are too powerful.
06:55And if I don't balance them with masculine energies,
06:57then they'll take away my powers forever.
07:00Right.
07:02The mental health counselor's on the second floor.
07:05How fortuitous.
07:07Can you let go of my hand?
07:10A sign from the old gods.
07:12What are you talking about?
07:13My birthmark?
07:14Yes.
07:15Um, it's nothing.
07:16I've had it since forever.
07:17It is no mere birthmark.
07:19This means much more than that.
07:27What was that?
07:28Did I just see her?
07:31Look, I don't know you.
07:33And you don't know me.
07:33So please, leave me alone.
07:37Oh no, he doesn't see the car coming.
07:50Get off the road, hurry!
07:56Goddess Hecate, don't let me hurt him.
07:59Oh no, he doesn't see the car coming.
08:07What the shit?
08:10It worked.
08:13What happened?
08:14Bro, that car almost just smoked you.
08:17Really?
08:17Yes, it was coming right for you,
08:18but the nook wanted me to move out of the way
08:20with some kind of magic.
08:25You're safe.
08:26Thank Hecate.
08:28You saved my life.
08:29How can I pay you back?
08:45Will you sleep with me?
08:50What?
08:52You can thank me by sleeping with me.
08:54Um, I don't know where you're from, new girl,
08:57but around here you don't just ask a complete stranger
09:00to sleep with you.
09:02I feel weak.
09:08Is she a loser?
09:16What happened here?
09:17She stopped the car from hitting me
09:18and then just passed out.
09:19Yeah, after she asked you to have sex with her.
09:23Dude, Luke, shut up.
09:24It's my grandma.
09:25My stepdaughter's very sheltered.
09:27I'm sure she didn't mean it that way.
09:30Nah, she was trying to hit it.
09:31Dude.
09:32Everyone quiet.
09:33She's waking up.
09:33My name is Astrid Hall.
09:51Astrid Hall?
09:52Will you tell me yours?
09:54Um, Nathan Woodford?
09:56Let me see you, Nathan Woodford.
09:59What are you...
10:00Shh.
10:02Ah.
10:03Now I see.
10:06There you are.
10:09Nathan, your eyes, they're cursed.
10:12He's blind, you idiot.
10:14Stop being such a drama queen and get up.
10:17I think she's a bit shaken by the crash.
10:20Please give us a moment.
10:24It's only been an hour
10:26and you're already causing me problems.
10:28No more talking about curses or casting spells
10:32or whatever the fuck they do at that psycho hippie commune.
10:36Out here, nobody believes in your satanic voodoo witchcraft bullshit.
10:42So you better shut up and stay out of sight
10:44before you cause an even bigger mess.
10:46How am I supposed to go to this school if I can't use my magic?
10:49Did I ask for your opinion, you stupid little witch?
10:53I told you to shut up!
10:58That is quite enough, I think.
11:02Astrid, I would be happy to offer you enrollment here at Huntington Hall.
11:07Really?
11:12Graham, we don't even know her.
11:14Astrid saved your life, Nathan.
11:16We owe her a safe place to live and to learn.
11:19Although it is quite late in the semester
11:22and the girls' dormitory is at capacity.
11:24Oh, that's not a problem.
11:26I prefer to sleep with the boys.
11:29I require their masculine energy.
11:32No, Astrid, that is not allowed under school policy.
11:36But, for now, you may stay with Nathan and I
11:39at our home just off campus.
11:41Wait, hold on, Graham.
11:42I think there's something off there.
11:45This is not up for discussion.
11:47I'm late for my board meeting.
11:50Nate, take her to the house and get her settled.
12:02This is only temporary.
12:03I'm sure my grandma will find another place for you to stay soon.
12:08Ooh, candles!
12:09Now I can perform a protection spell for your home.
12:11No, yeah, don't light those up.
12:13You know, I accidentally knocked one over.
12:17Of course.
12:18I wouldn't want to start a fire,
12:20even though my intentions would be pure and honorable.
12:22The old gods often play tricks on us.
12:25Look, are you actually a witch?
12:27I am.
12:28Wait, you're just going to tell me the truth just like that?
12:31I have no reason to lie.
12:33Though it is troublesome that mortals of the outside
12:35no longer have knowledge of us witches.
12:37So how did you get here, anyway?
12:38Don't you guys live in coveys?
12:40A coven.
12:41And, yes, we rarely leave.
12:44The outside world struggles to accept anything
12:46or anyone who's different.
12:48She said my eyes were cursed.
12:54I wonder if...
12:56So tell me,
12:57do you witches have spells for everything?
13:00Not everything, no.
13:02Sometimes, if my energies are out of balance,
13:05even the strongest spell can go horribly awry.
13:08How many cost enough damage for one of me?
13:11Astrid is a threat to all the coven.
13:13She needs to go.
13:13Oh, my God.
13:18You okay?
13:23Where is your bed, Nathan Woodford?
13:25I wish to sleep with you now.
13:28Astrid, wait.
13:29Hold on.
13:32Astrid, where the hell are you?
13:36Look, I'll tell you where the pillows and blankets are,
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