Skip to playerSkip to main content
  • 10 hours ago
find more Classic Movies :
https://rebrand.ly/CineTV-Classics
Transcript
00:00THE END
00:30Oh, my God.
01:00Oh, my God.
01:30Oh, my God.
02:00Well, what a town.
02:02Never been in so many night spots in my life.
02:04And of that, you didn't make all of them.
02:11Oh, honey.
02:16Look, you slept on the bride's side of the bed.
02:19Does Mama love Papa?
02:20Oh, what time is it?
02:22Oh, it's two o'clock.
02:23We didn't hit the handle after daybreak.
02:26You want some breakfast?
02:28I couldn't get food past my tonsils.
02:30Neither could I.
02:31We need a couple of pick-me-ups.
02:34Hey, give me the bar.
02:37Yeah, the bar.
02:38Hello, is this the bar?
02:39Hey, shut off that son, will you?
02:43What are you trying to do, blind me?
02:45Oh, wait a minute.
02:46I wasn't talking to you.
02:48Better send up a couple of pick-me-ups.
02:50Yeah, make it two sidecars.
02:52410.
02:53The bridal suite.
02:54Well, did you sleep well?
02:59No, I had nightmares.
03:01Did you?
03:01So did I.
03:03Kept dreaming about Pirelli and the mob
03:04and what happened after a repeal
03:06when Pirelli turned tough
03:07and started blowing up laundries
03:09and machine-gunning trucks that wouldn't kick in.
03:11Yeah, snatching kids, too.
03:13Nothing doing in that line for me.
03:14I couldn't go for that.
03:16Yeah, I didn't mind running the booze.
03:18That was kind of fun,
03:18but killing's a little out of my line.
03:21Yeah, we're just a couple of pick-ups.
03:23Hey.
03:24Forget it.
03:25Me for about.
03:26You had one yesterday.
03:28What's that?
03:34Bonjour, monsieur.
03:34Bonjour.
03:35The bridal suite, eh?
03:37Sure.
03:37I trust monsieur and madame
03:38has spent a satisfactory night.
03:41Yeah, everything was just dandy.
03:42Keep the change.
03:42Oh, monsieur.
03:43All right, all right.
03:45Merci, monsieur.
03:47Some cluck thinks we're a honeymoon couple.
03:50Ah, had a tradition of the Herald.
03:52Uh-oh.
03:55Looks like we skipped the big town just in time.
03:58A gigantic police net has drawn in all the known gangster elements.
04:02And...
04:03Take a look at that.
04:16A long trip, huh?
04:18Pirelli must have followed us over here.
04:20Oh, you're crazy.
04:21This is a swell place for the hideout.
04:23Nightclubs, racetracks, gals.
04:25Yeah, just the kind of place where Pirelli would look for us.
04:27I tell you, we've seen the last of that guy.
04:29All we've got to do is to stay here till the heat's cooled off,
04:31then go back, dip into our safety faucet boxes,
04:34and live like a couple of kings.
04:35Cheer up, I tell you, we're sitting pretty.
04:40Pirelli, machine guns, they got us.
04:42Machine guns.
04:59Dumbbell.
05:00Well, ah, go on.
05:02You thought the same thing I did.
05:03I did nothing of the sort.
05:05I knew what it was all the time.
05:06See, will you put that thing away?
05:07Do you want to land us both in the cooler?
05:08I need a drink.
05:11Yeah, well, here's a little memory from last night.
05:15You know, I'm not sure that was Pirelli.
05:17Remember how he used to carry that pea shooter in a violin case?
05:20Just a bundle of nerves.
05:31Say, will you quit that fool habit?
05:32You're going to get us both into trouble.
05:33Oh, I can't help it.
05:34I've been doing it ever since I was a baby.
05:36Do you think I want to break my luck now?
05:37Come on, let's get into our glad rags
05:39and see what's doing on the boulevard.
05:41Hey, you mean the new outfits
05:42with the stovepipe lits and everything?
05:44Certainly.
05:45Good in Paris.
05:46Let's be Parisian.
05:48Oui!
06:00Uh-uh.
06:02Do you see what I see?
06:03And how?
06:12Hey, hey, hey, you can't do that here.
06:14They're ladies.
06:15Right out of your class.
06:17Yeah.
06:18But in mine...
06:19Monsieur?
06:21Americans.
06:22The one who bowed to us looks like an Englishman.
06:24Oh, dear, where is that husband of mine?
06:26Why don't you form the officers' club
06:28and see if he's left there?
06:29I think I will.
06:35Bring us a couple of slugs of hooch.
06:36Pardon, monsieur?
06:38Hooch.
06:38Booze, you dumb cluck.
06:39A snifter.
06:40And no cut stuff, get me?
06:42Trot out something and packs a kick.
06:43Kick?
06:44No, he can't understand a word of English.
06:47Okay, I'll slip it to him in French.
06:49Ville-vous bringing me cog-neck tootsuite?
06:51Ah, cognac, monsieur.
06:53Cognac.
06:53Sure, cognac, bring a bottle.
06:56Boy, there ain't nothing like having an education.
06:59Dan, I got him again.
07:01Take it off me.
07:02Take it off me.
07:03Ah, take it easy.
07:04Take it easy.
07:05I think this belongs to the lady.
07:09Pardon me, miss, but is this your Airedale?
07:11Why, yes, thank you, monsieur.
07:14He followed my friend.
07:16Language.
07:17My name's Dan Linton.
07:18Oh, is it?
07:19Well, Mr. Linton, my sister, Madame Roulette.
07:21How do you do?
07:22Glad to meet you, Madame Roulette.
07:24Do you mind introducing me to your sister?
07:25Oh, of course not, Mr. Linton.
07:28Meet my sister, Yvonne Cartier.
07:30Tickle to death.
07:33What's the matter, are you tired?
07:40I'm sorry, Mr. Linton, but we're expecting my sister's husband.
07:44I'm sorry, too.
07:45Say, can't you get rid of him?
07:47Of course not.
07:48I wouldn't think of it.
07:49He's an officer in the army and an excellent shot.
07:52Uh-oh.
07:53I'll be seeing you.
07:54I hope.
07:57What's the matter, no sale?
07:59No, one of them is married.
08:01Which one?
08:02The one you like.
08:04Okay.
08:05I'll take the other one.
08:08Hey, waiter.
08:09Oh, my dears, I'm sorry I kept you waiting.
08:12Oh, that's all right, Henri.
08:14I've had new orders.
08:15I must leave for Morocco at once.
08:17To City Balabas?
08:18Yes, and I'm leaving tonight.
08:19You can join me later, dear.
08:20Oh, Henri, just as we were having such a wonderful holiday.
08:23Well, it can't be helped.
08:24Check out Bill Benabou who's making trouble again.
08:26But did him?
08:27I thought he was in prison.
08:28Well, so did I, but he escaped, and now there's the devil to be.
08:34Did the bad luck of Pirelli?
08:38Well, of all the...
08:40Who threw that bottle at me?
08:42Do you realize you nearly hit me with that bottle?
08:44Well, look, I can't make a bullseye every time.
08:47Listen, waiter, get us another bottle of that Cognac.
08:49You fool, I'm not a waiter.
08:50And you be more careful.
08:52Oui, monsieur.
08:53A la bottle of Cognac.
08:54Yeah, and a bottle of champagne for a chaser.
08:57I'm feeling certain.
08:59Don't mind them, Henri.
09:00It was only an accident.
09:01Yvonne, why don't you come with me when I go to join Henri?
09:04To City Balabas?
09:06The desert has no attractions for me, my dear.
09:08But it's not all desert.
09:09Why, of course it isn't.
09:10You've never seen such a variety of scenery.
09:12Mountains, desert, beautiful oases,
09:15shaded spots of peace and quiet and prickly heat and sand flea.
09:18Oh, no.
09:19That is not very often.
09:23Hey, take it easy with that thing, will you?
09:25All right.
09:26Great guns!
09:27Now, look what you've done.
09:28I've had enough of this.
09:29Are you men looking for trouble?
09:30No, of course not.
09:31Please excuse my friend.
09:33Sure, I didn't mean no harm.
09:34First, you almost hit me with a bottle and...
09:36But I can't help throwing bottles.
09:38It's a habit of his.
09:39I guess I was born with it.
09:40And then you soaked the back of my head with champagne.
09:43Well, that's better than beer.
09:45At least I ain't no cheapskate.
09:46You clumsy idiot.
09:47Oh, please, Henri, it was nothing, really.
09:50Nothing?
09:50Of course it was something.
09:51No one wants champagne in the back of their neck.
09:53That's right.
09:54Listen, I'll buy the wine and we'll put it where it belongs.
09:57That isn't necessary.
09:58Oh, don't get sore.
09:59We're good sports.
10:00Forget it, Henri.
10:01You see, we've met Mr. Linton and his friend, uh...
10:03Mr. Curnover.
10:04Yes.
10:05Mr. Linton did me a service.
10:07Oh, that was nothing.
10:08Well, I'm sure it was nothing.
10:10This is our first trip abroad.
10:13And we're only too glad to meet someone who can tell us where to go.
10:16Where do you want to go?
10:17I'll tell them where to go.
10:19We don't want to go there.
10:20We want to go someplace where nobody can find us.
10:23We're hot ladies, smoking hot.
10:25He means we're all burned out.
10:26You know, the excitement of big business.
10:28Oh, you Americans live at such a breathless pace.
10:32That's just what's the matter with us.
10:33We're out of breath.
10:34You should be.
10:35Yeah.
10:36Huh?
10:37What we need now is peace and quiet.
10:40And I know just where you can find it.
10:41Where?
10:42Morocco.
10:43It's in the North African desert.
10:44A desert?
10:45Oh, but such a desert.
10:47You've never seen such a variety of scenery.
10:49You've never seen such beautiful oases.
10:52Shaded spots where anyone can find peace and quiet.
10:56Sounds swell.
10:57How do we get there?
10:58You simply join the Foreign Legion.
11:00But ain't that a regiment?
11:01No, it's an army.
11:03Oh, we don't want to fight.
11:04We're fed up on fighting and bullets.
11:06We can get plenty of that where we come from.
11:12Pirelli.
11:12Should I give it to him?
11:13Not here, quick strand.
11:15I thought I needed to cut an appointment.
11:18Big businessmen.
11:19Why, they're just American gangsters.
11:31We'd like to join the Legion.
11:34Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:35Hey, what are you laughing at, love?
11:36We mean it.
11:37It's for five years.
11:38Oh, no, no.
11:39A couple of months is good enough for us.
11:40The period of a listening is for five years or nothing.
11:43The draft of recruits is leaving on the boat train tonight.
11:45So make up your minds.
12:01Shall I pull the cork for the gentlemen?
12:03Oh, the gentlemen's pulled their own cork.
12:06Now, they keep things moving like this.
12:07And there's plenty more when I do that in here.
12:09Dan, look who's here.
12:12Whoa.
12:14Ha, ha.
12:14There's a surprise.
12:16Sit down.
12:17Thank you, sir.
12:17Have you no other seat?
12:19And this is the only one left in, sir.
12:23Have one of us, pal.
12:26Wait till you hear what we went and done.
12:28Oh, leave him alone.
12:29Can't you see he's giving us the rip?
12:30Oh, but I can't help telling him.
12:32Remember what that dame advised us?
12:34The one that was with you?
12:35Well, we took it up.
12:36We joined the Legion.
12:37Can you tie that?
12:39Indeed.
12:40Yeah, sure.
12:41We got railroad passes and everything.
12:43Third class, but we fixed that.
12:44We ride first to nothing.
12:46And you, did you also join?
12:48Yeah, if I'm in, too.
12:50Five years.
12:51The rank and file of the Legion is forbidden to travel first class.
12:55It is an irrevocable rule.
12:57We'll leave this coach immediately.
12:58And who are you to be telling us what to do?
13:01I happen to be Captain Rilletto of the 4th Regiment of the Legion.
13:03And I'm Haley Selassie.
13:06How are you doing?
13:07Do you realize I'm giving you an order?
13:09Order my eye.
13:10You got an officer?
13:11Where's your uniform?
13:12You look more like a ribbon flag to me.
13:16Wolf, will you get out of here?
13:17We will not get out of here.
13:18We're paying for this dinner.
13:20We're going to stay here and eat it.
13:21You'll force me to order you under arrest.
13:22In a minute, you'll get forced out on your ear.
13:24Why, you wolf is here.
13:25Stop it.
13:27These men have no right to be in this car.
13:29I demand the paper you're just.
13:31Say, we showed you our first class tickets, didn't we?
13:32Oh, I know they have plenty of money.
13:35No doubt they bribed you.
13:36Monsieur, what they must leave this car at once.
13:38Either control yourself, monsieur, or you wolf shall leave the car.
13:41Now, there's an idea.
13:42Yes, we came here to eat our dinner in peace and what?
13:44Yes, we go.
13:46We go.
13:48Scum one meets while traveling.
13:50Nothing.
13:53Can you imagine him trying to order us around?
13:55What a chance.
13:56Oh, God.
14:19Oh, I have.
14:22Oh
14:52Sweepings of the alleys
14:54Come of the gutters
14:56And I'm expected to make legionnaires out of you
15:00Take your hands out of your pockets
15:02Can I have a word with you sergeant?
15:04Make it quick
15:06The two americans are carrying guns
15:08What?
15:10Five
15:12Take out your coats
15:14Take them off
15:16So
15:18You enter the legion with arms concealed upon you
15:20That means four days in the cooler with lots of faith
15:22That's no loss
15:24Shut up you
15:26I know your kind
15:28I've read about you american criminals
15:30Gangsters, apaches, crooks
15:32Well make up your mind
15:34So you'd strike me huh
15:36Assort your sergeant
15:38Try it once
15:40Baboon face
15:42Baboon face?
15:44Silence
15:46Attention
15:48Stretch your puniforms
15:50Right
15:51Face
15:52The guns are gone
15:54Now we'll pluck them clean
15:56High part
16:00Chester
16:02Pull in your bellies
16:04You look like men
16:06You'll never look like legionnaires anyway
16:08Holy catfish, look who's coming
16:10Sergeant Govner
16:12Captain
16:13Yes, sir
16:15Right
16:17Step forward
16:19Two soldiers of the legion
16:21Thank you
16:22Two terrible specimens captain
16:23Do you recognize in me the ribbon clerk whom you had thrown out of the restaurant car?
16:27Oh gee capi, we was only fooling
16:29Can't you take a joke?
16:31Yes, I'm taking two jokes
16:32Sergeant Govner
16:33During their period of training
16:35These men are to be considered under arrest
16:37You will give them double drills and heavy duties that will split some of the fat off their bodies
16:42And the insufferable assurance out of what passes for their brains
16:45Instill in them the knowledge that in the legion
16:48Discipline and obedience to officers is paramount
16:51It shall be done captain
16:53What's all the shooting about?
17:07Machine gun practice
17:09Take off those masks
17:11What's the idea of wearing gas masks for this work?
17:13Well this is poison gas detailing
17:15The smell of that thing is strong enough to curl your hair
17:17You spend months training us for war
17:19Then put us to work skin and onions
17:21The foreign legion must eat tons of these things
17:23Yeah, no wonder the Arabs can't stand up to them
17:25Never mind that
17:26You do have a car latent, don't you?
17:28Sure, but we've got passes to go to town
17:30Your passes are cancelled
17:31Cancelled?
17:32Why we haven't been outside these walls in months
17:34Be quiet you!
17:36You men are to take a staff car
17:38Meet Captain Roulette and his family at the railway station
17:40Pick up their baggage and drive them to their hotel
17:42Step into it
17:43Yes sir
17:44Carry a baggage
17:46Now we're a couple of red chap
17:48Say
18:01There's a cafe back there
18:03How about buying a little drink?
18:05You know I don't drink
18:07See these?
18:09What are you doing with the dead dog?
18:11Slow down, Phoebe
18:13God's still walking down
18:15Where are you walking by?
18:16We're parked near a hydraulic
18:17Ha ha ha ha
18:23Look at that
18:29Ain't she beautiful?
18:30Ain't she gorgeous?
18:31Hey, hold on there
18:32Let me go
18:33Do you realize this is the first white woman I've seen in months?
18:35We can't run in there and grab her
18:37But we can talk to her, can't we?
18:38Okay, then what?
18:39I don't know then what?
18:40We'll build up to that as we go along
18:42Take it easy, take it easy
18:43Let's handle this with a little finesse
18:45Okay
18:52Wait a minute, wait a minute, Ollie
18:53You've got the timing all wrong
18:55It goes like this
18:56Bum
18:57Bum
18:58Bum
18:59Boy, that is something
19:00How's that?
19:01That's swell
19:02Just a minute, boys
19:03Yeah, do you get that, Spike?
19:04She's American
19:05Of course I am
19:06So are we
19:07From New York
19:08New York
19:09New York?
19:10I'm Dan Linton
19:11And I'm Spike Conover
19:12And I'm Honey Evans
19:13I say you're a honey
19:15Be a pal, scram, will you?
19:16Scram yourself
19:17Say, what are you doing in Citi Bella Bez?
19:19Dancing in the cafe
19:20I just came home from a season in Paris
19:23What are you two doing in the legions?
19:25Oh, we're taking the rescuer
19:27Rescuer?
19:28Sure
19:29Let's sit down and take a little drink
19:30I'll tell you all about it
19:31You tell her all about it
19:32Say, whose party is this?
19:34It's my party, of course
19:36This is all home week for me
19:38Bring us a couple of bottles of wine
19:40Yeah, the best in the house
19:41You must be kind of lonesome here, honey
19:44But you won't be from now on, honey
19:46I know Sergeant Brobner
19:47Brobner?
19:48That's such a puss
19:49Sure, he comes here all the time
19:51Why don't you like him?
19:53Like him?
19:54Listen, that guy was raised on poison ivy
19:57But me?
19:58I was raised on condensed milk
20:00Look here
20:01How about you and me getting together sometime?
20:03Oh, yeah?
20:04What'll I be doing while you two get together?
20:06Don't forget, I saw her first
20:08That just gives you a nuisance value
20:10You can't take a chance with that guy, honey
20:12He's dynamite
20:13I think you're both dynamite
20:15Just a couple of Broadway wolves on the prowl
20:17Well, which one of us gets the date?
20:19Both of you, together
20:21I'll be a lot safer with two wolves
20:23They're all up ahead of them
20:25Uh...
20:26Yes, that's right
20:27Yeah, that's right
20:28Yeah, that's right
20:29That's right
20:30Yeah, that's right
20:31That's right
20:32Thank you
20:33Thank you
20:34Stop here
20:36Why there's the starved car now
20:38Why there's the starved car now
20:39Why there's the starved car now?
20:41Why there's the starved car now?
20:42That's good
20:43Still me
20:44Captain Relent
20:45A man who impreased on me Marrakesh
20:47A man who impreased on me Marrakesh
20:49If you only knew he was so close to Sheikh Abdul Bababoo himself
20:54Where are the men who drove that car?
20:56Y'all have an hour
20:57To the bad luck of Grosvenor
21:02Don't do that
21:04You'll get thrown out on your neck
21:06I warned you once
21:07You can't smash bottles in this cafe
21:09I can smash anything I pay for
21:11I paid for this one, didn't I?
21:13Of course, but then here goes
21:15I'll call the military police
21:20Oh, y'all well, will ya?
21:21Attention
21:25Clinton, you were ordered to meet me at the station
21:27Yes, sir
21:28We just stopped in for a drink of water, Captain
21:31Oh, water, huh?
21:33Who is this man?
21:34Is this Conover?
21:35No, sir
21:36Conover's at the station waiting for you, sir
21:38You!
21:39Go to the Barouche outside and transfer my bags to the staff car
21:42Now get out!
21:43Now get out!
21:48Don't be too hot on them
21:49Well, our friend's the American business
21:51Whoa!
21:52Mademoiselle Cartier
21:53This is the surprise
21:54Shut my mind
21:55Once you two blow in town
21:56Clinton, come over
22:00I told you to transfer that baggage to the staff car at once
22:03Yes, sir
22:06Yvonne, officer's ladies are not supposed to speak to privates
22:09Well, I can't help feeling sorry for them
22:11They look like two whip boys
22:13Whatever made them join the Legion
22:15You did?
22:16I?
22:17Don't you remember?
22:18You suggested it to them
22:19Well, of course I did, but
22:21But I didn't think they'd take me seriously
22:24What a pity I got them into such a mess
22:26Don't pity them
22:28Pity the Legion
22:30If Captain Roulette had only known what we have in this car
22:36Rifles and ammunition for the faithful
22:39Smuggled from under the noses of the French
22:43Allah be praised
22:45I hope your ladies will like the suite, Captain
22:54It will do
22:55Yes, thank you, Captain
22:56Excuse me, please
22:58Do you like it, Yvonne?
23:00It seems very comfortable
23:02Much more luxury than I thought possible in City Bellevue
23:05Shall I show you the rest of the rooms?
23:07Yes, please do, Henri
23:08Is it this way?
23:09No, not that way
23:10That's the connecting door to the next suite
23:12This way
23:15I, uh, I'm sorry I advised you so badly
23:22Shhh
23:23I'm a soldier in disgrace
23:25Don't be silly
23:26I've been breaking rules all my life
23:28Actually, you did me a favor
23:30If I hadn't joined the Legion
23:32I would never have met you again
23:33No, you sound like a Frenchman
23:35I didn't know Americans could say things so nicely
23:38But I do wish you luck
23:40Are you coming, Yvonne?
23:41Yes, dear
23:42Minton
23:44Yes, sir
23:45Report yourself to Sergeant Grubner as being under arrest
23:48Yes, sir
23:56Boy, there's a raft of them leaving this time
23:58Them guys can kiss themselves goodbye
24:01Holy smokes, folks
24:07They got our name on this bill of fare
24:08Yeah, take a look at it
24:10Fresh meat for the Arabs
24:12Say, what kind of a picnic is this?
24:14It's a replacement for the outpost at Budenebe
24:17The riffs wiped out the garrison there and the surprise attacked
24:20You guys will be under fire from the minute to honor them hells
24:24I quit
24:25Hey, come here, Duke
24:26Say, does this kind of thing happen very often?
24:28Every other week
24:29If it isn't
24:30One outpost, it's another
24:31Oh, I didn't know there was a war on
24:33There isn't
24:34But the riffs and Arabs don't know that
24:36Somebody forgot to tell them
24:37Oh, come on, Spike
24:39Oh, come on, Spike
24:44Cigarette CD
24:45Cigarette CD
24:49You know what?
24:50That must be the punishment the captain promised us
24:52Oh, that's Grubner
24:53He wants to get rid of us on the count of Honey Evans
24:55Or Big Crub
24:57I'd like to take him for a ride
24:59Gee, if we only had our rods
25:01We'll have a couple of new ones tonight
25:02Come on, let's go
25:09Look at Grubner over there with our Honey
25:16Look at Grubner over there with our Honey
25:22The Big Chiseler
25:24Come on, let's make it a real party
25:27Hi, honey gal
25:28How you doing, babe?
25:29I'm doing okay
25:30Why, you men know you have no right here
25:32These tables are for non-commissioned officers
25:33Get back where you belong
25:35He's been eating poison out here, Kent
25:37Don't be such an old mean egg
25:38You know, you can't keep this gal all to yourself
25:41Get away from this table or I'll order you under arrest
25:43If you're gonna start a fight in here, you can count me out
25:45Oh, don't go, Honey
25:46I want to talk to you
25:47Sorry, it's time for my number
25:49I'll be seeing you
25:50Toodle-oo
25:55You know you're not permitted to sit with an un-commissioned officer
25:58I'll have you thrown out of here
25:59I wouldn't if I were you, Sergeant
26:01You've been drinking too much, Grubner
26:03Look at the timer you've got on you
26:04Do you realize what you are doing?
26:06Take it easy, it's all in fun
26:07We're just playful, that's all
26:10Are you tickly, Sergeant?
26:11Stop that!
26:12Stop that, do you hear me?
26:13Then be a good boy and listen, what do you want?
26:15You're sore because we got a drag with Honey
26:17You'll fix it so we'll be sent to Boudini
26:19I'll fix it so you'll be sent to prison for what you are doing to me
26:22Men have got ten years for lesser crimes than this
26:25We don't want to go to prison
26:26We don't want to go to prison
26:27We want to stay right here at Bella Bez
26:29Sergeant, what's the look in your hat?
26:31What?
26:32In your hat?
26:33In your hat?
26:34Two 1,000-franc notes
26:37I see them
26:39Do you think you can bribe a non-commissioned officer?
26:41Well, at least we can try
26:43This money is yours as soon as our names come off that replacement list
26:47We don't want to go on no shooting trips
26:49We want soft jobs right here at the post
26:51You fix it for us and you get 1,000 francs a month for the entire term of our enlistment
26:57Is it a deal?
26:58I promise nothing
27:01And it's all set
27:03As well
27:04The drinks is on me
27:06Do you think I drink with filthy second-class privates?
27:10Stand up and come to attention when an uncommissioned officer is about to leave
27:18Soft jobs
27:22Soft jobs
27:24Chambermaids to a stable full of nags
27:28When?
27:29Corporal
27:30Manziel Cartier is taking out Captain Roulette's horse
27:32She wants you to go along as an escort
27:34I suppose you ride?
27:35Uh-uh
27:36Oh, sure
27:37Very well
27:38Spruce up your uniform and get the horses ready
27:39You can take this one
27:40Yes, Corporal
27:41Hey, you can't do that
27:42You ain't never been on a horse in your life
27:43Oh, I'll stick on some out there
27:45Listen, for a chance to talk to that girl, I'd ride a rhinoceros
27:48Here you are, your head chambermaid now
27:58Water
27:59Water
28:00Water
28:01Water
28:02Water
28:03Water
28:04Water
28:05Water
28:06Here
28:07Water
28:08Water
28:09How many machine guns are sent with the detachment to put in here?
28:12Ten
28:13Ten less to be used at the Gazir
28:16The sister of your enemy's wife has gone for a ride outside the war
28:20With an escort?
28:21No
28:22One soldier
28:23They rode out through Bab-Hadid's gate
28:24Uh-huh
28:25Hasan
28:26Yeshu
28:27Muley, we have work to do
28:28Come
28:37Whoa
28:38Well
28:39Say, now what do I do with this? Hang on to the leash?
28:43No, no, you just let go of the reins
28:46Oh
28:47You haven't rid very much, have you, Mr. Big Business Executive?
28:49No, as a matter of fact, this is my first offense
28:52But I'm willing to learn if I can go out with you again
28:54Well, I'll see if we can arrange it
28:56Why were you and Mr. Conover, your friend, running away from that man in Paris?
29:00Was he an American policeman?
29:01Oh, no, no, no
29:03No, he was a...
29:04Well, he was a former business associate
29:06And we thought he was mad at us
29:07But you had been breaking the laws in America, hadn't you?
29:10Well, yes
29:11But it's a law that's since been repealed
29:13And...
29:14I know that's rather than a lame excuse
29:15Well, it's no excuse at all
29:17You were criminals then, weren't you?
29:19Yes
29:20It's like this, you see
29:21It all started out as good, clean fun
29:23And ended up as a rough house
29:24Oh, I see
29:25You, uh...
29:26You were looking for a place to repent and peace and quiet
29:28Exactly
29:29Ha, ha, ha
29:30And we found it
29:31Oh
29:32Yes
29:33A fellow has to pay for his mistakes in this world
29:35And we are paying for ours in the foreign legion
29:36Uh-uh
29:37Here comes trouble
29:38Delegation from the gas house gang
29:39Where they are, master?
29:40Yes
29:41But they've seen us too soon
29:42Anyway, we'll try
29:43No, I don't think they'd harm us
29:44Maybe not
29:45But I'm not taking any chances as long as you're with me
29:46I'll get your horse
29:47인을'
30:00Ah
30:01Come on, Barney
30:04Come on
30:06I make that ace turn right into a king.
30:25Now what?
30:26What?
30:27Why don't they...
30:31Has that monsieur Cartier returned yet?
30:34No, Captain.
30:34Oh, that's great, isn't he?
30:39What's happened?
30:40We were chased by Arabs, sir.
30:41Your horse bolted and they got him.
30:42We had to ride back double.
30:43I left Names Del Cartier at the hotel, sir.
30:45Arabs got my horse right under the walls of El Abyss?
30:48Yes, sir.
30:49You were responsible for the safety of Madame Del Cartier.
30:51I know, sir.
30:52You were also responsible for my horse, which was stolen.
30:55Well, that wasn't my fault, sir.
30:56Of course it was.
30:57You were legionnaire.
30:59You clumsy, worthless lout, you.
31:01You...
31:01I know, sir.
31:02I'm to report to Sergeant Grosvenor as being under arrest, sir.
31:06Corporal!
31:06Sir?
31:07Put this man back on the stable to tell you where he belongs.
31:10Yes, Captain.
31:14Rub that horse down with liniment.
31:16When you're through with that, clean out all the stalls and troop D's stables.
31:19Can I use a little liniment on myself, Corporal?
31:21Absolutely not.
31:22You should know better than that.
31:23Government property can't be wasted.
31:25Yeah, but Corporal...
31:30Well, it looks like you can't keep that supper date we made with Honey Evans for tonight.
31:35No.
31:36I guess we'll have to call it off.
31:38Call it off nothing.
31:40I'll throw her a party she'll never forget.
31:42Give her my love.
31:46Sure.
31:47I'll even give her a kiss for you.
31:48Sure.
31:49Hey, where's your manners?
31:58What you do here?
31:59No legionnaire private is permitting this hotel.
32:01Yeah, I know all about that.
32:03I'm looking for a friend of mine, Spike Conover, giving us supper here tonight.
32:06Monsieur Conover has not come yet.
32:08Yeah, that's all right, I'll wait.
32:09I wonder what's keeping, Henri.
32:13We'll be late for that dinner.
32:15I think I'll phone the post.
32:17I'm sorry, dear.
32:19I've been in the commandant's office until just a few moments ago.
32:22Something very important.
32:23Now, Henri, don't tell me you've been ordered away again.
32:26Yes, dear, I can't help it.
32:28They're sending me to El Cazaire first thing in the morning.
32:31If you think that I'm going to stay here alone.
32:33But you won't be alone, dear.
32:35You'll have Yvonne with you.
32:36I'm afraid I'll be a very poor substitute.
32:38Henri.
32:40You'll have to get permission to take us with you.
32:42To El Cazaire?
32:43Impossible.
32:44Why, you double-cross and two-timer, you.
32:48That's a fine trick to play on me.
32:50I hired the room.
32:52I buy the flowers.
32:53I ordered the wine.
32:54I pay for the supper.
32:55I even go out and dig up a turkey.
32:56Sir, you should have left it buried.
32:57And it isn't a turkey, it's a peasant.
32:59All right, so it's a peasant.
33:00It's all right for me to round at the Dame and send her here in a cab.
33:02Sneaking through back alleys and dodging MPs.
33:03While you, the fair-haired boy, slides in and cuffs all the gravy.
33:05Wait a minute.
33:06Wait a minute.
33:07Don't you call me gravy.
33:08Hey, hey, take it easy, honey.
33:09Easy nothing.
33:10You've got to come here to referee a scrap to eat my supper.
33:12If this is going to be a free-for-all, let's make it on.
33:14Gunfire!
33:15That goes for me, too.
33:16Good heavens, what's going on in there?
33:17Now, darling, you must understand.
33:18Don't darling me.
33:19I insist that you take us with you.
33:20Ah, here you are, Miss Honey Evans.
33:21You have an appointment with the judge and MPs.
33:22While you, the fair-haired boy, slides in and cuffs all the gravy.
33:24Wait a minute.
33:25Wait a minute.
33:26Wait a minute.
33:27Wait a minute.
33:28Don't you call me gravy.
33:29Hey, hey, take it easy, honey.
33:30Easy nothing.
33:31You've got to come here to referee a scrap to eat my supper.
33:33Darling me, I insist that you take us with you.
33:36Ah, here you are, Miss Honey Evans.
33:38You have an appointment with me and here you go to supper with these two regimental fakes.
33:42Well, what of it?
33:43My time's my own, isn't it?
33:44Sure it is.
33:45It don't go get in price enough.
33:46Shut up, baboon face.
33:48Shut up yourself, you old walrus.
33:50Attention, you two good-for-nothings.
33:53You know you have no right to be in this hotel.
33:55What if I call the MPs?
33:57Who are those people in there?
33:58I don't know, Captain.
34:00Don't lie to me.
34:01Of course you know.
34:02Get your passkey and open that door at once.
34:04All right, Captain.
34:05They can't be officers.
34:07Excuse me.
34:08I will.
34:09I will open it for you.
34:14You won't call anybody.
34:15We're paying you a thousand francs a month to lay off us.
34:18And this comes under the head of laying off.
34:20Grosvenor.
34:23Yes, Captain.
34:24I was...
34:25I was just about to place Private Linton and Carnival under arrest.
34:28I'll attend to that.
34:30What's this I hear about a thousand francs a month?
34:33Have you been accepting bribes from these men?
34:35Captain.
34:36Answer me.
34:37Yes, Captain.
34:38I might have expected they'd attempt to corrupt the morale of the non-commissioned officers,
34:42but I never dreamed they'd succeed with you.
34:44You will pay every franc of that money into the widows and orphans fund of the Legion.
34:49I need you in El Cazaire.
34:50But when we return from there, I shall recommend that you be reduced to the ranks.
34:54Yes, Captain.
34:55And as for you two men, you're a disgrace to the uniform you wear.
34:59And prison would be wasted on such as you.
35:02But service in the field may make soldiers of you, though I doubt it.
35:06But the...
35:07I'm taking a detachment on active duty in the morning.
35:09And you'll go with me.
35:11Two big businessmen who joined our Legion for arrest.
35:15You'll find anything but that in El Cazaire.
35:18A hundred, Frank.
35:31Fifty.
35:32A hundred.
35:33Fifty.
35:34No, no, no.
35:35A hundred.
35:37Mademoiselle Cartier, can I speak to you alone, please?
35:40Can you think of anything worth saying?
35:42Well, about that, you know, that business at the hotel at Bell Abbey's.
35:46I was there because...
35:48I haven't the slightest interest in knowing why you were there or what you were doing.
35:51Now, will you excuse me?
35:52Sure.
35:53Are you coming, Louise?
35:54Yes, sir.
35:55Thank you, ma'am, my chef.
35:58The Speaker General's car is coming, sir.
36:09My General.
36:10Well.
36:11Hello, Relent.
36:12You're looking very well indeed.
36:13You've met my wife, Madame Everard?
36:15Of course.
36:16My wife and her sister are here, and they'll be very pleased to entertain you.
36:19Thank you very much.
36:20We are very proud to welcome you to El Cazaire, General.
36:22Well, that's fine, but don't let's make a ceremony of it.
36:25You and I know what a messy place El Cazaire is.
36:28I know, but Pierre, it's so colorful.
36:30Oh, yes.
36:31I have no doubt we'll find a bit of color in Hades, too.
36:34Oh, Relent, call your ladies and we'll all ride up to the barracks together.
36:38Thank you, General.
36:40Say, what's eating you?
36:42Must be something in the air, this place.
36:44Hmph.
36:46That tastes like probably stuff before it was cut.
36:48Yeah, I bet it doesn't pack half the while if this letter does.
36:49Oh, don't remind me.
36:50Hmph.
36:51Yeah.
36:52Your bank accounts have been seized and your safe deposit boxes have been attached.
36:53That dirty crooks.
36:54Yeah.
36:55We never get back to New York we won't have a date.
36:56Look, there's something in the air, this place.
36:57Hmmph.
36:58It's okay.
36:59It's okay.
37:00Maybe something in the air, this place.
37:01Hmph.
37:02That tastes like probably stuff before it was cut!
37:03Yeah, I bet it doesn't pack half the while if this letter does.
37:04Oh, don't remind me.
37:05Heh.
37:06So, that's your G туда.
37:07Yeah.
37:08Your bank accounts have been seized, and your safe deposit boxes have been attached.
37:21That dirty crooks.
37:22In New York, we won't have a dime.
37:52In New York, we'll get into one of the men's men's men's men's men's men.
38:22with those women as our hostages we could demand the evacuation of all el gazir
38:35ask the word among the faithful when i fall at the feet of the general's wife
38:39have them surround the women and carry them off
38:41why are they following us native curiosity
38:51we're we're we're infidels it's all right the town's well police come on
39:21no no women in here get out of here what's the matter
39:26you go out there and tell that mob to go away from here
39:32yes ma'am i'll go out and tell those nasty people to go right home
39:35come on spike
39:52this way ladies you two men fall in behind
39:56come out fight
39:58yoda hunt
40:00all right
40:01heart
40:04we'll probably get a military medal for this
40:06privates linton and carnivore from the testimony of the head men of the village
40:12and the corporal in command of the patrol it has been proved that you were both
40:15found in a native quarter strictly forbidden to legionnaires
40:18that your presence there endangered the peace of the town
40:22that you were carrying concealed weapons in violation of a stringent regulation
40:27that during the disturbance one of you struck a native holy man
40:32your sergeant major also testifies
40:35that since your enlistment you have been a source of constant irritation to your superior officers
40:41it's the decision of this court that you serve six months of hard labor
40:46in the disciplinary camp under the command of adjutant cartellini
41:02so you're tired eh you don't want to work anymore today
41:06i suppose you'd rather have a siesta is that it
41:09you're lazy get back to work
41:21i can't
41:22i can't
41:26i'll brain that devil in a minute
41:28take it easy you don't get a slut in here
41:30you'll kill the kid if he's to happen
41:31i wouldn't be the first one you killed
41:39why is it someone to report cannellini wouldn't they listen
41:56sure they'd listen the last minute tried it is buried right over that hill
42:00what about the gods senegalese they're scared of death of them they won't talk
42:05they think he's got the evil eye
42:07say if this bunch had any back when they'd rush the garden
42:09but it's just right
42:11somebody to get a machine gun before they do
42:13a leader
42:15i know what'll limber you up
42:17that punishment
42:23do you mean to tell me they stand for that sort of thing in the legion
42:26no i've never heard of it in any other camp
42:29that they don't know about catalini
42:32it's kathar what do you mean
42:34kathar he has a beetle in his brain
42:39created from the sun
42:41but you are smart enough when an officer comes around to inspect the camp
42:53see those tunnels through that gorge
42:55that's an example of the work the men in the labor camps are doing
42:58oh you wanted some water i'm afraid you'll find this rather warm but that's one of the penalties
43:03you'll have to pay for insisting on making this trip through the desert a disciplinary camp is no
43:08place for women well that's the least we could do for those men after what they did for us you
43:11ought to be ashamed of yourself for allowing the general to sentence them to the labor camp
43:15the legion is founded on discipline but what happened wasn't their fault you seem to have
43:19forgotten they practically saved our lives i did not forget i did my best to get them off of the lighter
43:24sentence they've broken every regulation since they enlisted in the regiment but you must do what
43:29you can for them aren't they i intend to my dear what sort of a place is that camp not a very pleasant
43:34one adjutant cardellini is a strange fellow sometimes i wonder if his mind isn't affected
43:54that's what's going on
44:00captain related to his ladies they are following the time to the prison card yes master
44:12him get two men
44:24take him to the camp and throw some water on him
44:31water won't do him any good you killed him what do you mean i killed him oh you never give him a
44:35chance he was half dead when you ordered him back to work thank you guys we got a chance for this
44:40thank you
44:52Take up that man.
45:22I'm going to give you an example of what mutineers may expect from me.
45:50You've never seen a man staked out, have you? The sun bores through his eyes till it seems his brains on fire. Before I'm through with you, you're going to pray for death a thousand times.
46:06Check him out!
46:20Look at what I've got, Mr. Cardellini. You and the men that you have better drug them guests or I'll miss you all over the camp.
46:32Get up, boy. You dead? No. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys. Use your heads. If you kill Cardellini, that means the end of all of us. We've got to let him live.
46:39Hey, look, look. Here comes Captain Relief to his level.
46:42We'll give the stick one of his own family craft marshals. Yes, hit him.
46:46We'll stop Cardellini for murdering any more of us and that's what you wanted, isn't it?
46:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
46:54Hey, look, look. Here comes Captain Relief to his level.
47:00We'll give the stick one of his own family craft marshals. Yes, hit him. Yes, hit him.
47:06We'll stop Cardellini for murdering any more of us and that's what you wanted, isn't it?
47:09We're there to listen to our side of the story. If he doesn't, me and my buddy will take the nap for it.
47:13It's no use killing innocent people. Ah, you're crazy. We can't leave any witnesses alive.
47:17If we do, they'll spread the blood out of us in some other prison camps. Come on, boys. Let go of it. Let's finish them all.
47:24Let's finish them all.
47:27Ah!
47:29Ah!
47:30Get off, fellas.
47:32This guy to the first guy to catch his number of these ladies. Have we gone mad?
47:35Why, you shit!
47:36It's rotten!
47:37What has happened here?
47:38Cardellini went so far. There's a prisoner down on the road.
47:40Yeah, he'll get his.
47:41That ink came right on Delo.
47:42But before we'll finish you...
47:43Then you'll all go with me, because the Arabs are surrounding his camp now.
47:46Do you hear that, men?
47:48We've got to fight for it now without a commanding officer.
47:50Ah, don't listen to them.
47:51There won't be any attack.
47:55He's got his answer.
48:19Oh, yeah, my good.
48:24Slow spot by peace and quiet.
48:40El Ghazir is answering.
48:42They get for leave to us by morning.
48:45Well, if we're still here by morning.
48:48Let's go.
48:51Look up!
48:52Here it comes!
49:18Yes.
49:20We didn't have to wait, I think,
49:45We'll get them tonight.
50:01Yes, ma'am.
50:06The lady's safe, sir?
50:08For the moment.
50:10Why don't the slobs come and get it over with?
50:12We've got one full belt of ammunition left.
50:14Save it.
50:14We'll need it.
50:26A nitroglycerin bomb.
50:29An explosion of tremendous force.
50:31The slightest concussion will blast them all to Chatan.
50:34I can place it in their camp, master.
50:38No, you might fail.
50:40I'll do this myself.
50:41At the sound of this explosion,
50:43you're attacking force.
50:47If Catalini was insane,
50:49why didn't you report at that inspection?
50:51Only one man had nerve enough to do that.
50:53He paid for it with his life.
50:54It's better that way.
50:57Are you sure it was an Arab bullet that got Catalini?
50:59Yes, sir.
51:00He was hit during the first attack.
51:02I saw him fall.
51:04It's better that way.
51:05No more water than the wounded.
51:07What?
51:08Well, there's the whole tank of it.
51:09I know, I know, but it's empty now.
51:11Well, I'll see about that.
51:12You hang on to that for me needed.
51:13If we do get out of this,
51:17are you going to charge the boys with mutiny?
51:19Why shouldn't I?
51:21Well, if you do,
51:21I think you're as cruel and mad as Catalini himself.
51:27What's going on, Mr. Spike?
51:30I'm fine enough.
51:30There's plenty of wine bottles in Catalini's tent,
51:41but they're all empty.
51:42No wonder that guy was nuts.
51:46There's a little bit left in here,
51:47but I was saving it for the girls.
51:50Say, a lot of dead Arabs lying around.
51:53They've all got canteens.
51:55How about making a collection?
51:57Okay.
51:59Hope we don't stop a couple of slugs
52:00ourselves.
52:30I'll take out water from the others.
52:39I may as well finish the wine in this bottle, huh?
52:41Just another Arab knocked into the row of crutches.
53:02It's full.
53:04Yes.
53:07More than that fermented mare's milk.
53:18What was that?
53:19It must have been that guy's canteen.
53:21That was a bomb and meant for us.
53:23Why, that dirty...
53:24Come on, let's take him back to camp.
53:37Captain!
53:38Run!
53:38Sorry we came here too late to help you, Captain.
53:45You arrived in time to clean up the mess.
53:47Return the prisoners to El-Ghazir and the guard.
53:49For valorous conduct under fire,
53:51I shall recommend that their sentences be revoked.
53:55You mean you're going to forget about the mutiny?
53:56Mutiny?
53:57What mutiny?
53:58Excuse me, sir.
53:59I think the heat's got him.
54:01For meritorious service in capturing Sheikh Abdul-Banabu,
54:04I shall recommend that Privates Linton and Carnover
54:06be recommended for promotion to the rank of corporal.
54:10Dismiss your company.
54:14Company!
54:16Yes!
54:17Rift!
54:22Henri will surely get a staff appointment now.
54:25Oh, I think we can thank you for that.
54:27Well, I guess this is goodbye.
54:32No, it's just au revoir.
54:35Say, how would a Frenchman say that?
54:37Well, he'd kiss my hand.
54:40That's right.
54:42And how would an American say it?
54:44Oh, lady, that's right up my street.
54:49Private Linton!
54:50Sir!
54:51What are you doing?
54:52Receiving my decorations, sir.
54:54And thank you very much.
Be the first to comment
Add your comment

Recommended