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00:00Oh, shit.
00:05You bitch!
00:06You know, this entire dress costs more than your entire wardrobe.
00:10Proving money can't buy taste.
00:14Stay away from me, Encina.
00:26You just can't keep yourself away from me, can you?
00:30I can fly straight into the sun, and I still won't be far enough away from you, Kate.
00:38You sure about that?
00:44Jason!
00:49Go on.
00:50The homecoming queen from Howl is waiting for you.
00:53Jason's been giving me shit since third grade.
00:59No, he blames me for what our parents did.
01:02Like, I'm the one that made his dad try to seduce my mom.
01:05Why didn't you come over right away?
01:07Well, she was...
01:09I don't know.
01:10Can you spill this on me?
01:11This is vintage Dior, please.
01:13You know, if he wants to fuck with me, I'll give it to him twice as hard.
01:17You look... you look great.
01:20I think you both get off on torturing each other.
01:26No.
01:27No.
01:28No.
01:29No.
01:30Oh.
01:31My magnet for assholes?
01:33Oh.
01:34Why are you ignoring my calls, Cara?
01:37I'm suddenly over this party.
01:40I'm gonna make sure no one's blocking our car in.
01:42You good?
01:43We're done, Adam.
01:47I messed up, babe.
01:48I'm human.
01:49Mess up's a funny way of saying you shoved your tongue down some other girl's throat.
01:53We're done when I say we're done.
01:56Don't fucking touch her.
01:59This your new boyfriend?
02:01Oh, absolutely not.
02:02None of your business.
02:05Get out of my house.
02:06Make me.
02:07Bye!
02:08Stop!
02:09Stop!
02:10Stop!
02:11Stop!
02:12Stop!
02:13No!
02:14No!
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02:40I think you broke his nose.
02:41What the hell's wrong with you?
02:42Cara, I was defending you.
02:43I had it handled.
02:44Oh, Cara, I...
02:45Where is he?
02:46handles oh where is he i'm gonna mess him up adam went down hard it was hilarious i just want to
02:59forget about it you know if we want the booster club's travel grant to go to nationals we have
03:03to focus and why can't we use our 10k followers and make the routine go viral get the money that
03:10we because the football team's also going for the travel grant and i want to crush that entitled
03:16prick jason kade well i think his girlfriend might beat you to it are you seriously trying to replace
03:26me with that bitch cara is that why you beat up her boyfriend he was being a piece of shit it's
03:31it's not that deep i saw you followed some slut out in new york hey that's my cousin
03:38sienna jesus do you not hear yourself you know they deserve each other i guess they're breaking
03:45up well again where's your phone no no phone no stop we're not doing this
03:55we're done you think i'm gonna let you go that easy cara costa and jason kade to the principal's
04:01office immediately are you seriously trying to flirt with her in front of me right now
04:14get to next period please no no you're gonna walk me to class i don't want to walk you we're not done
04:22jason
04:22fucking snitch
04:30hey acosta get in here
04:36kiss me is that what you're gonna do
04:39principal care i should not be here i have nothing to do with those two idiots
04:44really because adam tells me that you were the one who started the fight
04:48uh no i tried to stop the fight he said that you threatened him with violence the the fight
04:55happened after hours on private property i don't know why we're here you're our students outside
05:01these walls as well as in you and you saturday detentions for a month together
05:09well with her since you can't act like adults around each other i'll treat you like children
05:17you'll play nice at daycare until you learn to get along
05:20like i'd ever play with him but she is the reason why we don't get along enough
05:26you two really bring out the worst in each other but we've got to learn to work together
05:31so school service you'll help set up the halloween fundraiser you know terrible company aside i can't
05:40okay the dance team on saturday whoa the football team that's two days on saturday i'm sorry did i
05:46say this was up for negotiation the football team we're going for the state championship yeah and
05:51we're going to nationals well you should have thought of that before you tarnished the school's
05:55reputation i'll see you on saturday we're done out out
06:07hmm is it written in the acasa family bylaws to ruin my life hey if only the cade men weren't
06:14such colossal pieces of okay says the girl dating that guy yeah you know tell your juvie bound boyfriend
06:21thinking of mine ex-boyfriend this is all your fault for being an unthinking unpredictable irrational
06:28egotistical violence
06:40okay i want the absolute
06:55you need an exorcism it's sienna we broke up okay and i just want her to leave me alone that's it
07:14okay
07:22you know you're not a bad kisser costume not when you actually let yourself
07:31go
07:38how about
07:44you take another go at that
07:54yeah actually i gotta go bleach my mouth stay the hell away from me
08:02was it was that bad okay
08:14don't you sit in the back with the other subhumans
08:17no not today i wanted a better view for your presentation and you already know i get straight
08:23a's no matter where i sit so yeah
08:31does it piss you off that i'm smarter than you the hell you are
08:35i made you cry at third grade spelling bee
08:37miss garcia i'm ready to present thank you farah hamana
08:48my presentation is on the amazon warriors oh
08:54how did that get there
08:55hey where'd you get that photo after dealing with your merciless
09:09bullshit bullying all these years i have my ways
09:13what can't it be called bullying when you're just as much of an asshole
09:24are you mad that i'm beating you at your own game
09:38i'll see you in your wet dreams kade
09:55see you in your wet dreams kade
10:04don't start what you can't finish
10:16fuck
10:19fuck
10:20is that a damsel in distress right here
10:21need a ride not from you my dad um he's coming actually yeah in like 10 minutes
10:36okay okay well now that i think about it i i saw adam heading this way so have fun hanging out with your
10:44toxic ex
10:50wait
10:59there will be no need to talk
11:12hey what are you watching the routine i'm choreographing for nationals
11:27ally thinks if we post it we'll go viral you'll make some money for the trip
11:31why
11:33no why don't you
11:35because i like to make money the old-fashioned way
11:37yes by destroying my enemies in bloodthirsty combat
11:58thirsty
11:59tell me
12:03tell me a costa tell me when
12:07where's the combat a little too hot for you
12:13you know your parents must be inside right
12:30what do you think they'll say when they find out just how bad you've been
12:36my dad has every reason to trust me thank you and i don't give a about my mom
12:47why because she's a bitch like you
12:49hey it's because she left us okay when i was eight
12:55after everything that went down with your dad
12:56what your parents split too
13:03at least your dad's still in town
13:06i don't even know where my mom went
13:08but sure
13:09she's a bitch like me
13:11no no no no
13:12cuss the police stop
13:17i'm sorry
13:18that was fucked up for me to say
13:23my dad's an asshole
13:26honestly
13:27and i don't want to be anything like him
13:31so yeah i mean it
13:33i'm sorry
13:41like we're just set up for failure huh
13:44in the whole relationship department
13:45you know
13:49why are you being nice to me now
13:56is that a problem
13:57no it's just
14:00weird
14:07i'm gonna go now
14:10no
14:11see you on saturday
14:12no
14:13oh my god
14:15really
14:19see you saturday costa
14:20i think i need a hazmat suit
14:34right i mean if the booster club wants a halloween fundraiser so bad it's just
14:39should have kept it this way
14:40and then how would they make their students compete for their money
14:44you mean the football team's money
14:47yeah
14:48over my dead body
14:50okay deal
14:52first one anaphylaxis loses
14:54fuck you
14:54you know bad allergies are a sign of a good immune system
14:59what is it
15:00it's a spider and it touched my hand
15:01okay okay calm down
15:04calm down hey
15:04i'm sorry
15:05i'm sorry
15:16i'm sorry
15:17i'm sorry
15:18what is
15:21jason kade
15:29afraid of an arachnid
15:30no
15:30fuck off
15:33oh
15:33shit
15:34whoa
15:35this must be the old theater program
15:39you know this damn school keeps cutting the arts
15:43you know if i can't get the dance team a national title this year
15:46we're next
15:47meanwhile the football team gets whatever we want whenever we want
15:51yeah
15:52i know jason
15:54everyone knows
15:55oh my i'm saying i agree with you cara we have way more than we need and
16:02and oh fuck no
16:05the football team will probably get the travel grant without even trying
16:09not if i can help it
16:14damn
16:21you got a halloween costume yet
16:35oh
16:36bad little baby
16:37warm hot like tea
16:38i'm a bad little chick with a body on me like
16:41no ring ring ring
16:42never met a girl like me in his dreams
16:44lit like big with a face on me
16:46all the bad boys trying to get with me
16:49no ring ring ring
16:50but they ain't gonna look like me
16:51i bet i'll do it
16:53the morning calls
16:55baby you know that i won't pick up at the moment
16:59i left the flowers right at your door
17:03tell me about it
17:04the only way i'll show you that i'm sorry
17:10you're done for the day
17:20i'm starving
17:27yeah what are you doing for dinner
17:30just frozen pizza
17:36it's just me and my dad so
17:39i know it doesn't really cook for the two two of us
17:42yeah two is enough to cook for
17:51uh do you want to come over
17:53you know for
17:56for dinner
17:56you asked me out on a date
18:09whoa whoa whoa whoa don't get ahead of yourself i'm asking for your help to finish
18:14leftovers if that's your idea of a date then adam is way more of a bitch than i thought
18:19if i ever did take you out
18:30it'd be for something way nicer
18:32that reheated lasagna
18:34in my kitchen
18:41well good thing it's not a date then
18:51you really were starving
18:56this is amazing
18:59yeah did your mom make it
19:01i made it
19:07sex is much
19:09in my defense
19:12you were right
19:13oh my god calm down with the dirty taco costa
19:18the only food adam and i ever ate
19:20was taco bell
19:24yeah i know one of you two broke up
19:26yeah bro had no idea how good he had it
19:34there you go again
19:37being nice to me
19:41when you say like that sad like that i mean what am i supposed to say
19:50do you know what am i supposed to say
19:55so
19:57you and sienna
20:01why'd you break up with her this time
20:03well sienna can be
20:08controlling
20:10controlling how
20:15she made me give her all the passwords on my phone
20:18um she doesn't really like when i talk to other girls
20:22including female relatives apparently
20:25oh
20:27gross
20:29like borderline abusive gross
20:35adam left me alone because of you
20:41what if i help you with sienna
20:43let me borrow one of your jerseys for the next home game
20:54no what no no no no
20:57sienna's gonna be so pissed
20:58and that's why it will work
21:01trust me
21:03i got your back kate
21:04yeah
21:10yeah i have mine oh my
21:13i was a domi mommy
21:19no but you know even though he's still frustrating as
21:21shit
21:22he's not a total douchebag
21:24cara be so for real right now you are more obsessed with jason than you ever were with adam
21:29hey
21:35oh
21:35oh
21:35shit
21:37kade
21:38kade
21:39fuck is your problem man
21:41you spending all your time with my girlfriend
21:44she's your ex why don't you get about that
21:47she sleep with you
21:51jerry a little
21:52i don't want you to
21:53fuck you
21:56hey hey hey
21:59do you want to get kicked off the football team
22:01did you not hear what he just said about you
22:03i've been called worse
22:06go
22:10you absolute piece of
22:12shit
22:13couldn't take responsibility when you cheated on me
22:15said it was my fault for not fucking you sooner
22:18you know what
22:19you can blame all your problems on woman adam
22:23say we're whores
22:24or prudes
22:24or whatever fucking word you need to make yourself feel big
22:28i only need one word to describe you
22:31coward
22:43you know
22:44it's kind of quiet around here when you're not making my life a living hell
22:47you don't know
22:57you don't know what you're talking about
23:01so
23:01why do you go around wanting to fight people all the time
23:08you don't know what you're talking about
23:11i know you can use some anger management classes
23:14or like a really expensive therapist
23:16maybe i'm angry maybe i'm just like my dad
23:25what do you mean
23:26everything pissed him off
23:35everything
23:37i remember once i i spilled milk
23:41chocolate milk in the kitchen
23:43then he screamed at me
23:44and um
23:46um
23:46you said i didn't deserve a second glass because i spilled the first one
23:50and um
23:53yeah i was six
23:56and that's psychotic
23:58it was better when he took it out on me though
24:02because that just meant he wasn't taking out on my mom
24:07no but it wasn't physical
24:09it's like
24:11every time he came around us he just made us feel like
24:14like
24:15like he made us feel like we were the source of every single problem he had in his life
24:22so you may hate your mom
24:23but um
24:28she dodged a fucking bullet dumping that asshole
24:39and that's why you're with sienna
24:42i was trying to figure that one out
24:46what do you mean
24:47all right i'm gonna say something but don't use it against me okay
24:51okay
24:56you're a good guy
24:59and i think you're with sienna because she feels familiar
25:03treating you like all the time
25:13okay thank you for the therapy session is that is that 400 bucks
25:19i want that you know what you can consider it pro bono
25:24yeah
25:26but i mean it
25:26you deserve better
25:31i don't want to kiss you
25:49so kiss me
25:54what the hell
26:17he was just like cracking my back listen this school has never had a teen pregnancy
26:23we're not going to start now get back to work yeah I can't believe you're going through with
26:42this Jason helped me get rid of Adam I'm just returning the favor
26:46no way you got rid of Adam no you're doing this because you like Jason and you want to date him
26:54yes okay I'm having some feelings for the devil himself but that doesn't mean I want to be with
27:01him yeah fucking right you'd have his babies right now no I wouldn't Ali I'm serious his messages are
27:08mixed at best he just wants to win I have no idea how he really feels about me
27:15is that the only thing stopping you
27:17so even now we're ruining my homecoming dress
27:44thank god you didn't ruin the jersey
27:51yeah don't get too comfortable wearing that you bitch
27:57stop this baby
28:08yeah
28:12yeah
28:16yeah
28:18yeah
28:20yeah
28:24yeah
28:28wish i could see sienna's face today you're really doing me a solid enemy of my enemy is my friend
28:52right right if only our shitty cheating parents could see us now
28:56let's do them next you ruin my mom's life and i'll get back at your dad
29:01so spotted your man yet he's not my man
29:16but i think he volunteered at one of the game boots outside
29:26looking for me
29:28whoa whoa the way you're arguing me right now could make you go to hell acosta
29:39and dressing up as your alter ego could blow your cover mr perfect all-american
29:45well i like to be well-rounded you know that
29:50you should check out the haunted house it came out really well
29:57yeah i know we made it i know but it has all the lights and monsters and shit
30:02are you scared
30:09hmm not that scared
30:13oh no no no you're coming you're going wait wait whoa whoa my gosh
30:19jesus
30:27damn fucking christ ah
30:30i don't like things jumping out at me okay it's just
30:34no one does
30:35it's a normal human evolution thing
30:38don't worry i'll i'll protect you
30:40i just need to get evidence of you screaming like a little boy first
30:44no i i don't think so i don't think so
30:46the zombie who works this part is on his dinner break
30:50perfect
30:52because i've been waiting for this
30:54all day
30:55we have to stop attacking each other's faces all the time
31:06why
31:07because
31:09i don't know what this is
31:11you know i i just got out of a relationship
31:13terrible relationship and
31:15you cheated on me and you're probably like
31:17gonna get back to sienna soon and
31:19no
31:20i'm not going back to her
31:22fine
31:29but you and me
31:31like
31:33what are we doing here
31:35in front of me is with benefits
31:40i'm serious jason
31:43so am i
31:46there's years in the making
31:50i think we ought to ourselves to see what all this pent-up energy can get us
31:55hmm
31:57i'm not having sex with you
31:59sex
32:03who said anything about sex
32:07i just want to see if i can make you scream
32:32for something good this time
32:35someone can come in in a second
32:56who cares
32:57do you care
32:59do you care
33:00yeah i could care less
33:02Is this okay?
33:32Tell me.
33:40Yes.
33:41I want you to.
33:54I want you to.
34:06I want you to.
34:14Greer's over there walking around with the president of the booster club.
34:17You should go talk to her.
34:18Tell her about her chances at nationals.
34:19Good idea.
34:20Good idea.
34:21Jason, come on over here.
34:26Jason, I heard you're ready to take the Mustangs to a victory at state.
34:32Born ready, ma'am.
34:33Pam here was just telling us the good news.
34:36The football team got the travel grant.
34:41Congratulations.
34:42Isn't that great?
34:47Aren't you excited?
34:49You should have seen what I had to do.
34:51How about a little appreciation, son?
34:53Yeah, thank you so much.
34:54Oh my gosh.
34:56Um.
34:57I have to go real quick.
34:59I'm sorry.
35:03Oh.
35:04Oh.
35:05Oh.
35:06Oh.
35:07Oh.
35:08Oh.
35:09Oh.
36:15You're really incredible.
36:29Came to rub it in my face?
36:31Ali was right.
36:33You have to post this.
36:36Do it at a pep rally or something with everyone recording you.
36:40It'll break the internet.
36:41No, I'd rather not get my hopes up again.
36:46Yeah.
36:49I'm so sorry, Carl, about how things went down with the Booster Club.
36:54You guys deserve the great money.
36:58More than us anyway.
36:59Just when we start to like each other, too.
37:09Like each other?
37:10Okay.
37:21Okay.
37:22Come on.
37:25Let me do something special for you.
37:26I'm not going to lie.
37:48It's pretty cute.
37:49I was you as fuck, right?
37:55And romantic.
37:58That is the goal.
37:59Hey.
38:08Okay.
38:13Never have I ever...
38:19Devoured or played a pad tie in two minutes flat.
38:22Fine.
38:31You want to play dirty?
38:36Never have I ever...
38:39had sex.
38:40You're a virgin?
38:53Yeah.
38:55You have something to say about that?
39:02Never have I ever cared that sounds a virgin.
39:04Okay.
39:04Never have I ever...
39:16fallen for someone I hate.
39:29So you're telling me you're not feeling what I'm feeling?
39:34I'm going to get you back for that, Acosta.
39:56Can't stop thinking about last weekend.
40:02Come over tonight?
40:03My parents are gone.
40:19How do we feel about strip poker?
40:26Kara?
40:26What the fuck?
40:33What the fuck?
40:34See and I wasn't anywhere near you last weekend.
40:36What are you doing here?
40:49What are you doing here?
40:52I'm here for you, Jason.
40:56Did you forget about me?
41:00Look, I'm...
41:01We're meant to be together, Jason.
41:02Can't you see that?
41:05Yeah.
41:06I read your text.
41:09Did a little digging.
41:10I mean, your dad should really set his socials to private.
41:13Hmm.
41:15One last time, Jason.
41:17We're going to get together now.
41:18Where else the whole school's going to find out about Kara's little, sordid family history.
41:25I should have trusted my instincts.
41:38This is just another way for him to fuck with me like he's been doing since the third grade.
41:42Making you orgasm in a haunted house is hardly great school bullying.
41:45It was a distraction.
41:48You know, perfectly timed to make sure that his team got the travel grant.
41:52Isn't it possible that this is just Santa acting up again, being a psycho-possessive bitch?
42:10Like I said, the spawns of Satan are back together again.
42:15Can you at least pretend to be happy you're with me?
42:39Not when you're literally blackmailing me, no.
42:43You think you do better than me?
42:44You think you can find someone better than me?
42:53You can't.
42:55You don't deserve better.
43:05Let's give it up for our mighty Mustangs.
43:10Team Captain Jason Cade is going to come up and say a few words.
43:14Peace.
43:16Mark has to go on for this stupid fucking speech.
43:19Kara Costa, this is for you.
43:22I can't change what happened between us, but I can give you this.
43:30Everyone, take out your phones.
43:33Look, the dance team, they deserve to go to nationals this year, and we're going to help them get there.
43:38Shout out to Ali Johnson for helping with the choreo.
43:42We're going to raise some money today.
43:43What did you do?
43:44Just moved.
43:46It's going to be good.
43:46I promise.
43:48You know I love a grand gesture.
43:51Sorry in advance if we butcher it.
43:59Girl.
44:00Girl.
44:00Girl.
44:20Girl.
44:20Girl.
44:20No, I don't feel.
44:20I don't know how I feel.
44:27No.
44:28Oh my god, on my skin?
44:51Did you not?
44:52No!
44:53That's all!
44:59Please take us out of misery, show us how it's done.
45:04Go, go.
45:05Alright, I'm gonna kill you.
45:06I love you too, babe.
45:07Oh my god.
45:08Here.
45:12Woo!
45:22That's right.
45:23Show's over, bitches.
45:25Ladies and gentlemen.
45:27I have a very special announcement for you today.
45:31Cara Acosta is a filthy homewrecker.
45:35Just like her mother.
45:39That's right.
45:40Cara's mom...
45:42Sienna.
45:43Don't.
45:44Don't.
45:47Fucked Jason's dad.
45:54The apple doesn't fall far from the whore tree, does it?
45:57Go Mustang!
45:58Cara, Cara, stop.
45:59Cara, please listen.
46:00Stop.
46:01Can you please...
46:02You told her about my mom?
46:03No, no, no.
46:04She got into my phone.
46:05Okay?
46:06She...
46:07When I agreed to her blackmail, I had no...
46:08Whoa, whoa, whoa.
46:09Blackmail?
46:10She told me if we didn't get back together, she'd tell everyone Will went down with our parents.
46:13So the...
46:14The text that I saw...
46:15It's not real.
46:16I wouldn't do that to you.
46:17You've been terrible to me for years, Jason.
46:18And I've been just as bad.
46:19You know, I think you're right.
46:20I think we're set up for failure.
46:21Yeah, I think we're destined to be like,
46:22when Will went down with our parents.
46:25So the text that I saw?
46:28It's not real. I wouldn't do that to you.
46:33You've been terrible to me for years, Jason.
46:37And I've been just as bad.
46:40You know, I think you're right.
46:43I think we're set up for failure.
46:45Yeah, I think we're destined to be like assholes,
46:47just like our parents.
46:48No, that's not true.
46:50I can be better.
46:52I can.
46:53We can be better.
46:56I care about you, Carl.
47:02I think I'm falling in love with you.
47:09Tell me you don't feel the same way.
47:17It's not enough.
47:20I think we need to go.
47:37It's not enough.
47:38Sometimes we don't feel the same way.
47:41I didn't quite know it.
47:43Let's go.
47:45I'm leaving.
47:46I want to show you something.
48:05What are you doing?
48:07I know you don't have a reason to, but trust me.
48:16I don't have the emotional bandwidth for another argument right now.
48:30I'm not trying to fight with you.
48:32I just think you really need to see something.
48:36My mom helped me find this last night.
48:39It's on her own phone.
48:41She records everything.
48:43Wait, is that the third grade spelling bee?
48:48Yes, it is.
48:49Um, okay, well, it's a couple months after my parents got divorced,
48:53and I think right after your mom left, too.
48:57Hold on, let me just, let me skip ahead a little.
49:02Okay, this is it.
49:04This is what I wanted to show you.
49:06You won.
49:07You beat me.
49:08There you are, with your flowers.
49:10And there's little Jason, crying.
49:13I feel bad about it now.
49:15Uh, I'm not talking about the crying.
49:17Can you just, just keep on watching the video.
49:19Okay.
49:20Right there.
49:21See, even as kids,
49:23even in the worst moment in both of our lives,
49:28we still cared about each other,
49:30and we still saw each other.
49:32And this is proof that we're not like our parents.
49:40I don't want to be that sad, scared little boy anymore.
49:44I don't want to keep on fighting the same shit that scares me.
49:47I want to grow up, and I want to grow up with you.
49:49I don't want to grow up with you.
50:02Because, because I love you.
50:07I love you, too.
50:15I love you, too.
50:34Hey, Acosta,
50:37I better find you two six feet apart,
50:39and clean it.
50:41No!
50:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
50:44No, no, no, no, no, no.
50:46No, no, no, no, no.
50:48No!
50:48No!
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