00:00It's true what they say good friends make you laugh a little louder and make life a hell of a lot better
00:06But being a good friend, it's all a big balancing act. This is my new
00:11Nigel
00:12Hazel when you come back from tour, you're supposed to come back with laryngitis not an 18 year old man-child
00:18Your last therapist gave me her notes
00:20Uh-oh
00:22What's going on? I feel like we've been arguing a lot more. Can you cut your light off? Cut your light off! My light is off. Oh
00:27I heard it all before like a red. David and I seriously need to reconnect. You didn't have to do this gig in Los Angeles
00:32So the only option was for me to give up my career again
00:36You getting me this job at this firm is the best thing that's ever happened to me. It's crazy trying to be the new Ari. I do not envy you
00:45How many years do you think they would give me for murdering a client? I think I want to murder a client
00:48The current chief of surgery is leaving. I would love to throw your hat in the ring. I'm honored. I'm also really overwhelmed
00:54You need to find an artist or we'll both be out of a job. Any artist that performs on my label has to live up to my standards
01:00Time is money. She's getting started. Time is a construct of the patriarchy. Oh lord. Give me strength
01:07What's going on, bro? David's new assistant. He says there's nothing going on, but I just can't shake this feeling. Bam! You've got to try these meatballs. They're insane
01:17Just buy this bitch a meatball. Is it me or is it highly inappropriate for a man to feed another woman in front of his wife's friends?
01:23That's not even our business. Gary eat your food. You're right. You have another chair. No
01:27When we agreed to give our marriage another shot, you made a lot of promises that you haven't kept. I am busting my ass
01:32Are you saying it's not good enough? What about hiring someone? You got us a nanny? Hello, Bri
01:39Jesus! Mm-mm, it's pronounced Jesus. You smashed the nanny? Maybe Spanish Jesus was sent to heal your vagina and your marriage
01:45You got one life, but we're not gon' waste to live a large life. You're rich and you're famous
01:51A great philosopher once said, life begins at 40. It's about to get litty. Ow. Ow.
01:58Up until then, you're just doing the research. I just need to know that you got my back. I will always have your back
02:04At times, life is predictable
02:07And other times it catches us by surprise. He's the worst surrounded by children. We look like the chaperones. Oh
02:13Oh
02:15Alrighty then, uh, we're gonna go home and slip on our bonnets, watch some random crime television, you know, standard black girl pleasantries
02:23Ari needs her ride-or-die bitches. Clear your schedules and suit up. Sunglasses. Oh and seatbelts. Safety first, everybody. Gotta really give it something. Get into the slack
02:43Oh
02:45You
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