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00:05:00Who's awake?
00:05:02Who's so handsome?
00:05:06Who's awake?
00:05:14Who's so handsome?
00:05:16Who's so handsome?
00:05:23Shh.
00:05:26Our daddy is still sleeping.
00:05:28We don't wanna wake him up.
00:05:30We know how grumpy he gets if he wakes up ahead of time.
00:05:34Oh, my little treasure.
00:05:38Who's so handsome.
00:05:40Who's so handsome?
00:05:42Who's so handsome?
00:05:44Who's so handsome?
00:05:46Who's so handsome?
00:05:48Who's so handsome?
00:05:50Who's so handsome?
00:05:52Who's...
00:05:54Who's up at home?
00:05:56Oh, my God.
00:06:26I don't know.
00:06:56Babe, I want you to meet someone.
00:07:26See?
00:07:31Nothing.
00:07:32She just sits there.
00:07:33Not a word.
00:07:42Good afternoon, Claire.
00:07:43My name is Monica.
00:07:45She's here to help, Claire.
00:07:47Tell me, is it more convenient for you to come to my office?
00:07:55Well, would you rather have sessions here?
00:08:02Okay.
00:08:03Then I'm gonna come here.
00:08:05Would you like that?
00:08:10It's not necessary for us to discuss anything you don't want to talk about, you know?
00:08:15I'll just come here and spend time with you.
00:08:18Okay?
00:08:21Great.
00:08:22And how about we start today?
00:08:25So you can take us?
00:08:28Yes.
00:08:29Oh, thank you.
00:08:30It's fine.
00:08:31All right.
00:08:32Please.
00:08:41Claire, do you want Eric to stay with us?
00:08:43Eric, you have to leave.
00:08:52It's family therapy.
00:08:55The whole family's here.
00:08:56You heard her wishes.
00:08:58No, I didn't.
00:09:00I haven't heard a thing.
00:09:02That's not gonna work.
00:09:03We won't get any positive results.
00:09:07Claire, why don't you talk to me?
00:09:08Please, why don't you talk to me?
00:09:09Eric, you should...
00:09:10Tell me...
00:09:11No, I shouldn't.
00:09:12Eric!
00:09:13This is Claire's time.
00:09:14If you want a session, you should schedule an appointment.
00:09:16Fine.
00:09:17What's going?
00:09:28Quite a temper.
00:09:32Is he abusing you?
00:09:38So, did you ask for me?
00:09:41No.
00:09:43I see.
00:09:48What's there?
00:09:51It's your case.
00:09:55It's so big already.
00:09:57No, this one's your medical.
00:10:00May I?
00:10:09Do you want to talk?
00:10:15I do.
00:10:16About this?
00:10:19No.
00:10:25About your mom?
00:10:27No.
00:10:30What about your husband?
00:10:34He just can't stand the silent treatment.
00:10:46I was so scared to have him to have this.
00:10:48I was not a mom.
00:10:50I actually thought that I could make a night out.
00:10:51I just gave him a while.
00:10:52I could have some more.
00:10:53I was like a child.
00:10:56I was able to get a night out of sight.
00:10:57I'm just thinking.
00:10:58I'm just thinking about my mom.
00:10:59I'm trying to take a day.
00:11:00I was doing that.
00:11:01I was like a child.
00:11:03All right.
00:11:04I'm trying to have a night out.
00:11:05I was here for about my mom.
00:11:07I'm going to have a night out of the night.
00:11:09I was just a mom just wanted to go.
00:11:10I don't know.
00:11:40I don't know.
00:12:10I don't know.
00:12:40I don't know.
00:13:10I don't know.
00:13:40This is so stupid.
00:13:42I don't even know how to ask this question properly.
00:13:46In conclusion, I will only say that I found someone else's hair in Eric's bag and that he is cheating on me.
00:13:55Mom, I know what you're going to say, and please don't, okay?
00:13:58I already caught him lying to me several times.
00:14:00What lies do you ask?
00:14:03Well, I will tell you.
00:14:04First of all, he spends three nights a week at the gym, and second of all, he keeps having these dinners with clients, which I'm not even invited to.
00:14:16No, of course, he spends every night in our bed.
00:14:20But still, something is happening.
00:14:24And I know it.
00:14:25I mean, I can feel it.
00:14:27They say that a woman knows when her man is betraying her.
00:14:31Mom, did you feel this way with dad?
00:14:35Well, why didn't you ever tell me?
00:14:39Well, if you told me, maybe I would...
00:14:41Yes, I don't know what I would have done.
00:14:49But who knows?
00:14:51Maybe it would help.
00:14:55Mom, why didn't you...
00:15:11Hello, this is Mary Clarks.
00:15:26Please leave me a message after the tone, and I'll call you back as soon as possible.
00:15:31Oh, and if this is Claire, don't worry.
00:15:33I'm fine.
00:15:34I'm probably just asleep.
00:15:37You're right.
00:15:39I just screwed myself up again.
00:15:41I...
00:15:42The hair just seemed darker.
00:15:46Call me when you wake up.
00:15:49Please.
00:15:53I...
00:15:54I had another bad dream.
00:15:57I ran and I ran and...
00:16:01My boy cried.
00:16:03And he cried.
00:16:08And then the cries got louder.
00:16:11And I couldn't find him.
00:16:16I lost him.
00:16:18I...
00:16:18I don't know where I put him.
00:16:24And now I'm getting closer.
00:16:29But he's nowhere to be found.
00:16:30I lost him.
00:16:45I lost him.
00:16:47I was fitted with help.
00:16:49I...
00:16:51I lost him.
00:16:52I lost him.
00:16:53I lost him, and I drove him.
00:16:55I need him.
00:16:56I don't...
00:16:56I burned him, and I lost him.
00:16:58So, let's go.
00:17:28I don't know.
00:17:58I don't know.
00:18:28I don't know.
00:18:58Are we celebrating something today?
00:19:14I don't know.
00:19:16How could I forget?
00:19:20Oh.
00:19:21Whoa.
00:19:22God, look at you.
00:19:24You look amazing.
00:19:25Wow.
00:19:26Let's take a look.
00:19:27Hold on, hold on.
00:19:27What is going on?
00:19:33Why don't we just skip the main course?
00:19:35We'll go right for dessert.
00:19:36No, we should enjoy it fully.
00:19:38Oh, okay.
00:19:40And how long have you been enjoying it fully without me?
00:19:43Sit.
00:19:44Okay.
00:19:44My God.
00:19:45I actually just got done with dinner, but how much can you eat when you're talking the
00:19:53whole time, right?
00:19:55Do not spoil the atmosphere.
00:20:04How was your day?
00:20:05Good.
00:20:10How was your day?
00:20:15Fantastic.
00:20:21So let's have a drink.
00:20:24Let's drink.
00:20:24What happened?
00:20:40What happened?
00:20:44Any ideas?
00:20:49What day is today?
00:20:50Thursday.
00:20:52Thursday?
00:20:54No, I mean, what day is today?
00:20:56It's March 26th.
00:21:07Something wrong?
00:21:12Look at me.
00:21:15Look at me.
00:21:16What exactly are you celebrating?
00:21:21Why just me?
00:21:24We.
00:21:24No, I am not celebrating this with you.
00:21:30No, no, no, no, no.
00:21:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:21:33Don't go, don't go, don't go.
00:21:34Please, please, please, I'm sorry.
00:21:35I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
00:21:38I'll be better.
00:21:39I'll be better.
00:21:40Okay.
00:21:44Do you want to call Monica?
00:21:46Okay, we'll call Monica.
00:22:16It's too early.
00:22:22I'm just fixing your pillow.
00:22:27I'm just fixing your pillow.
00:22:39Mm-hmm.
00:22:39Hmm.
00:22:40It's too early.
00:22:42I'm just fixing your pillow.
00:22:44Mm-hmm.
00:22:45Mm.
00:22:46Okay.
00:22:46Hm.
00:22:46Okay.
00:23:16Okay.
00:23:46Okay.
00:24:16Are you asleep?
00:24:46Could respond, you know?
00:24:56It was a very difficult day.
00:24:59As every day.
00:25:01We've got to pay the bills somehow, don't we?
00:25:16I missed you.
00:25:25And you?
00:25:28Of course I missed you.
00:25:32How was your day?
00:25:44Fine.
00:25:45Well, you said it was difficult.
00:25:49Yeah.
00:25:50Like every day.
00:25:51I don't want you.
00:26:00I'm so tired, babe.
00:26:10Please.
00:26:11I really want you.
00:26:13I'm all sweaty and smelly.
00:26:15Just really take a shower before we do this in the morning.
00:26:19If we'll shower only take a couple minutes, come on.
00:26:23I'll just do it in the morning, I'm so relaxed right now.
00:26:32Well, I love you and I don't care if you're sweaty and smelly.
00:26:37Come on, babe.
00:26:41Tomorrow.
00:26:42Well, you're always in a hurry to leave me in the mornings.
00:26:51That's not fair.
00:26:52Okay?
00:26:53I'm working for two here.
00:26:54What do you want from me?
00:26:55You want me to go back to work?
00:26:56That would be nice.
00:26:57You know?
00:26:58Your place is still your place.
00:26:59Did you contact them?
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00:27:49so you think that i feel better i don't know i'm just ready just ready to go back to work i don't
00:27:58know i just thought it would be nice for you to get out of the house you know and and get your
00:28:02mind off of so i should just forget about everything as if nothing happened right i don't
00:28:07know do as you see fit okay no no you tell me you tell me what i need to do you know better
00:28:17i want to go to sleep okay and you're not understanding what i'm saying so please
00:28:24just lie down
00:28:26how can you be okay
00:28:38how can you be okay
00:28:44when i am suffocating
00:28:49how can you be so insensitive that we can't even share a word about it
00:28:58about what claire huh because there's an unbearable amount of hits going on right now
00:29:05god we need to live a normal life and not in a fucking cemetery we need to live a normal life
00:29:12claire i love you and the only reason i haven't grabbed my shit and left is because of that
00:29:19but but what huh say it but what but what you went an entire month an entire month without
00:29:27talking to me and not a fucking single word claire you didn't say anything and i thought i thought that
00:29:33was horrible i thought that was so bad but now look at this look at this you're you're constantly
00:29:39talking even in your sleep and at work you're calling me and you're calling me every 15 minutes
00:29:45claire and if i don't answer right away you're texting me and if i don't answer that you call again
00:29:51and i don't know i don't know how long you can do this to me i don't know how long you can do this to
00:29:57me because i need some fucking peace okay i need some peace in my own home claire
00:30:03fuck i am not a clown do i look like a fucking clown i am not a clown i am not some fucking monkey
00:30:14that's gonna jump when you say jump i don't do that it's either talk or fuck with you huh you either
00:30:24want to talk or you want to fuck and it's not even good look at me i'm fucking tired
00:30:31and i'm going to sleep on the fucking couch
00:30:35and i'm going to sleep on the fucking couch
00:30:36and i'm going to sleep on the fucking couch
00:30:37and i'm going to sleep on the fucking couch
00:30:38and i'm going to sleep on the fucking couch
00:30:39and i'm going to sleep on the fucking couch
00:30:40and i'm going to sleep on the fucking couch
00:30:41and i'm going to sleep on the fucking couch
00:30:42and i'm going to sleep on the fucking couch
00:30:43and i'm going to sleep on the fucking couch
00:30:44and i'm going to sleep on the fucking couch
00:30:45and i'm going to sleep on the fucking couch
00:30:46and i'm going to sleep on the fucking couch
00:30:47and i'm going to sleep on the fucking couch
00:30:48and i'm going to sleep on the fucking couch
00:30:49and i'm going to sleep on the fucking couch
00:30:50and i'm going to sleep on the fucking couch
00:30:51and i'm going to sleep on the fucking couch
00:30:52and i'm going to sleep on the fucking couch
00:30:54Hello, this is Mary Clarks.
00:31:18Please leave me a message after the tone,
00:31:20and I'll call you back as soon as possible.
00:31:22Oh, and if this is Claire, don't worry.
00:31:25I'm fine.
00:31:26I'm probably just asleep.
00:31:28I told you, this is it.
00:31:31Yes.
00:31:33No, please, please, Mom.
00:31:36Tell me, how can I save my marriage?
00:31:42Well, what can you tell me?
00:31:45You couldn't make it work with Dad.
00:31:49You don't want me to be happy.
00:31:52I'm sorry.
00:31:56I'm sorry.
00:31:58Yeah.
00:32:00No, you're right.
00:32:01You're right.
00:32:02You're right.
00:32:03You're right.
00:32:03A woman should always be a woman.
00:32:07Yeah.
00:32:08You would ever want this.
00:32:14You would ever want this.
00:32:15You would never want it.
00:32:37不會, we wouldn't.
00:32:42Hush, my love.
00:32:45It's your mommy. Mommy remembers you.
00:32:48Mommy loves you.
00:32:54Mommy loves your daddy.
00:32:56And there is no way that we can lose him.
00:33:12Mommy loves you.
00:33:42I don't know why you don't just go with me.
00:33:51And how exactly do you think I'm going to do that?
00:33:54Well, you would go upstairs and get ready quickly, and we'd go.
00:34:01Preferably using our feet.
00:34:04Come on, you're out every evening.
00:34:07Well, you like this body, don't you?
00:34:12Yes.
00:34:13Yeah?
00:34:17Seriously, I don't know how you do it.
00:34:19You're here all day by yourself?
00:34:22Come on, let's train together.
00:34:24I have so much to do.
00:34:26Oh, yeah? Like what?
00:34:28Why don't you just take me out on a date?
00:34:34We're married. I don't have to do that anymore.
00:34:38I'm kidding. Baby.
00:34:40Baby, baby. Exactly, baby.
00:34:42What about that?
00:34:45What about that?
00:34:46Nothing. I had a few bad days.
00:34:52It's fine.
00:34:57Okay?
00:34:59Hey.
00:35:00I love you.
00:35:07Really?
00:35:09I swear on my abs.
00:35:13All six of them.
00:35:15Go.
00:35:19You sure?
00:35:20Yes.
00:35:21All right.
00:35:21Go.
00:35:21Hey, wait.
00:35:25Hey.
00:35:25Um, I read an article that we can bring intimacy back into our relationship if you just carry me to bed every night.
00:35:38Where did you hear that?
00:35:43Go.
00:35:43Okay, baby.
00:35:46I'm going to carry you.
00:35:47You get ready.
00:35:48Okay.
00:36:13What do you see?
00:36:27It's obvious.
00:36:30The woman?
00:36:32The woman?
00:36:37Free woman?
00:36:39Who is a free woman for you?
00:36:40Do you feel like a free woman, Monica?
00:36:46I could say that.
00:36:49But?
00:36:50There is no but.
00:36:52Hmm.
00:36:54Then I envy you.
00:36:58Don't you feel free?
00:37:02I felt like that before.
00:37:08Years later, here I am.
00:37:10Scared.
00:37:17Hopeless.
00:37:20Useless.
00:37:22I wouldn't use those words.
00:37:26Then what words would you use?
00:37:30Let's see.
00:37:33Tired.
00:37:35Confused.
00:37:35And, um, I only feel pity for myself.
00:37:44You know I only have you.
00:37:48I mean, there's only you.
00:37:54For me.
00:37:54I don't have anybody else.
00:38:07God, I'm pathetic.
00:38:11You named the qualities which, as you believe, belong to you now.
00:38:15What about before?
00:38:16Oh, I was fearless.
00:38:21Full of life.
00:38:24And love.
00:38:26Do you love your husband?
00:38:29Of course I love my husband.
00:38:32But I can't give my love to him alone.
00:38:35Who else?
00:38:45If I were free, as before,
00:38:50I wouldn't suppress my desires.
00:38:55Ignore my impulses.
00:39:03Ignore my impulses.
00:39:08That's not right.
00:39:10I don't care.
00:39:11There's a connection between us.
00:39:16I can feel it.
00:39:22Why did you decide to take my case?
00:39:27Why did you come here?
00:39:28Why did you come here?
00:39:46Claire?
00:39:52Claire?
00:39:56Claire?
00:39:58Claire, do you hear me?
00:40:01Hmm?
00:40:03To show you how free I am.
00:40:07You wanted to show me something?
00:40:11What?
00:40:12You left our conversation
00:40:14and you mumbled about wanting to show me something.
00:40:16Never mind.
00:40:22Why did you take my case?
00:40:24I took your case because I wanted to be close to you.
00:40:27I agreed to come here because I wanted us to be alone.
00:40:30Because I wanted to help you.
00:40:34Not that.
00:40:35Because I knew I could help you.
00:40:41Why did you agree to come here?
00:40:44Because you refused to come to my office.
00:40:46No.
00:40:47No.
00:40:49Who else should you give your love to?
00:40:52Do you want a coffee?
00:40:53Claire, we're not done here.
00:40:56I want to stop now.
00:40:58Who else should you give your love to?
00:41:03I'm tired.
00:41:04Okay.
00:41:04Okay.
00:41:05Who else, Claire?
00:41:06This needs to be said.
00:41:07I want you to leave my house.
00:41:13We're finished for today.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:14You know you can trust me, right?
00:41:38What are you doing here?
00:41:39Are you all right?
00:41:41Come, sit.
00:41:43You shouldn't be here.
00:41:45Get out of here.
00:41:46Calm down.
00:41:48Get out.
00:41:49Or I'll call the police.
00:41:51Oh, hey.
00:42:01How was today?
00:42:02We need to talk.
00:42:04Uh, okay.
00:42:05Yeah, let's just come inside.
00:42:06No, listen.
00:42:07Your wife is losing the boundaries of reality.
00:42:28No, you're not listening to me.
00:42:30Do you think I'm joking?
00:42:31No, I don't think you're joking.
00:42:33Okay, I just, I don't think that this is critical.
00:42:38You know, things just started getting better.
00:42:41This is a problem, and it's not going to get solved by ignoring it.
00:42:45If you don't see it, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
00:42:48You've completely stepped aside.
00:42:50It's not right.
00:42:52Why did you stop keeping the diary?
00:42:54Well, that's why she has the meetings with you.
00:42:56No, look, I can't keep coming here anymore.
00:42:59Why?
00:42:59It only fuels her disease.
00:43:01She feels too comfortable at home.
00:43:03You need to come to my office, and you must bring her in person.
00:43:07In this setting, she assumes that I'm her friend.
00:43:10Okay, so what's wrong with that?
00:43:12She's creating a trusting relationship with her therapist, right?
00:43:15I'm not her friend.
00:43:17She's my patient.
00:43:18He's so cute.
00:43:40He's literally the most beautiful baby in the world.
00:43:44Mom, how can he ignore him?
00:43:50I don't understand.
00:43:56You're right.
00:43:57Parental instinct does happen much later in men.
00:44:01He just needs to spend more time with the kid.
00:44:04Babe, home!
00:44:05Okay, I love you.
00:44:06I gotta go.
00:44:07Bye.
00:44:11Hey.
00:44:11Hey.
00:44:12What were you doing in there?
00:44:15Oh.
00:44:15Someone said I'm moved.
00:44:28You hungry?
00:44:32I ate already.
00:44:35Oh.
00:44:36I didn't know there was gonna be food.
00:44:39Well, now there's always gonna be food.
00:44:41Oh, okay.
00:44:44You go change.
00:44:45Okay.
00:44:46And I'm gonna bring you some wine and cheese.
00:44:48Wine and cheese?
00:44:50Mm-hmm.
00:44:50Okay.
00:44:53Wow.
00:44:54Yeah.
00:44:59Wine and cheese.
00:45:05Hey, you wanna watch something?
00:45:07Sure.
00:45:08Yeah, just something light.
00:45:11You know, I've been thinking for a while that I don't need therapy anymore.
00:45:18Really?
00:45:20Yeah, I feel much better.
00:45:23What does Monica have to say about it?
00:45:26Who cares?
00:45:29I feel great.
00:45:33Besides, she's not gonna let me go.
00:45:34It's probably just a money thing.
00:45:38Red?
00:45:38Of course.
00:45:41Since when?
00:45:43Um, it was on sale.
00:45:48That's my girl.
00:45:49Oh, careful, careful.
00:45:50Uh-huh.
00:45:59So, um, I got a call from the funeral home.
00:46:06Hmm.
00:46:07They said they didn't receive last month's check.
00:46:09Did you?
00:46:10Did you send it?
00:46:10Oh, my God, I'm so clumsy.
00:46:12Oh, goodness.
00:46:12I, uh, Jesus.
00:46:14Uh, um, I probably just forgot.
00:46:17Can you just do it for me?
00:46:20Claire, this is really your responsibility.
00:46:22Please.
00:46:23Just do it for me, okay?
00:46:26You know I'm not good with numbers.
00:46:30You're in financing.
00:46:31What do you mean?
00:46:35Claire.
00:46:37Claire.
00:46:45Ow.
00:46:46Ow.
00:46:47Fuck.
00:46:52Ugh.
00:46:52Ugh.
00:46:52What did she say?
00:47:02Your mom was there.
00:47:03She, she, she couldn't stay to the end because she felt so bad.
00:47:06You're lying.
00:47:06Claire, and, and, and, and soon she...
00:47:09No.
00:47:10Claire, your boss was there, okay?
00:47:13He showed up and he gave you time off so you'd get a hold of yourself.
00:47:17Fuck.
00:47:18Fuck.
00:47:48Leave already.
00:47:54I'm all right.
00:48:14Oh, God.
00:48:15Oh, God.
00:48:18Oh, God.
00:48:19Oh, God.
00:48:20Forgive me.
00:48:21Oh.
00:48:25I didn't want that.
00:48:29I didn't want that.
00:48:33Oh, my God.
00:48:35It's just everything to me.
00:48:37I didn't, I didn't do it on purpose.
00:48:47Oh, my God.
00:48:48Oh, my God.
00:48:53He's wrong.
00:48:55He's wrong.
00:48:58I didn't get in front of that first, but I, I thought maybe it was just too early.
00:49:03Oh, God.
00:49:04Oh, God.
00:49:06Oh, my God.
00:49:07Forgive me.
00:49:20Oh.
00:49:21Oh.
00:49:21Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done
00:49:29on earth as it is in heaven.
00:49:34Oh, my God.
00:49:39Give us this.
00:49:40Give us this day our daily bread.
00:49:52And forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.
00:50:02Let's do something nicer, huh?
00:50:03Let's do something nicer, huh?
00:50:33Hey, you, come on.
00:50:35What are you doing?
00:50:36You need to stop running around the house and sit.
00:50:38Can I spend all day in this chair?
00:50:40Yeah, you look great in it.
00:50:42You can have it.
00:50:43All right.
00:50:44There we go.
00:50:45All right.
00:50:46Hi.
00:50:46Look at you.
00:50:47You're glowing.
00:50:49How's my baby, huh?
00:50:50How's my little guy?
00:50:52You okay in there?
00:50:53Mm-hmm.
00:50:55He's going to be able to reply soon?
00:50:57Yeah.
00:50:58It's going to be a little while before you can understand what we're saying.
00:51:01Oh, mama.
00:51:06Hmm?
00:51:08Pretty soon.
00:51:14So close.
00:51:14You can't be scared.
00:51:16I could be scared.
00:51:18I read an article yesterday.
00:51:20Mm-hmm.
00:51:21Actually, what do you think?
00:51:22Where do birth pains score on the list?
00:51:24What?
00:51:25The list.
00:51:27Yeah.
00:51:28They score number two.
00:51:30Guess what number one is?
00:51:32What?
00:51:33The pain you feel when your limbs are severed by a bomb.
00:51:37Mm-hmm.
00:51:38Oh, my God.
00:51:38And I have to go through this.
00:51:39Oh, my God.
00:51:40Yeah.
00:51:41Ah.
00:51:41Oh.
00:51:42Oh.
00:51:42Oh.
00:51:43Oh.
00:51:43What?
00:51:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:45Just kicking.
00:51:46Just kicking.
00:51:46Just kicking?
00:51:47Yeah, it's awesome.
00:51:48He's excited for daddy.
00:51:51Kick again, buddy.
00:51:52Kick for daddy.
00:51:53Come on.
00:51:55Stop screaming.
00:51:57Let me get on the floor.
00:51:59He kicks more when I'm laying down.
00:52:00All right, let's get in here.
00:52:01Oh, my babies.
00:52:04Here we go.
00:52:04Easy.
00:52:04Let me get the dress.
00:52:07Oh, my God.
00:52:08I am so ready.
00:52:10Ready, ready, ready.
00:52:11Oh.
00:52:12Oh, severed limbs or not.
00:52:13I got you.
00:52:14I'm ready.
00:52:14Okay.
00:52:16Okay, easy, easy.
00:52:17Watch your head on the desk.
00:52:19Give me this.
00:52:20You're good?
00:52:20Okay, yeah, yeah.
00:52:21Get those feet.
00:52:22Good, okay.
00:52:23Okay.
00:52:24Okay.
00:52:25Stay.
00:52:25I'm going to do a throw, okay?
00:52:30Oh, here we are.
00:52:32Yeah, there we go.
00:52:34All right.
00:52:34Okay.
00:52:35There we go.
00:52:36All right.
00:52:37Oh, that's it.
00:52:38That's the spot.
00:52:39So, what did you do?
00:52:40Oh, what did I do?
00:52:42What?
00:52:43What did you do?
00:52:44Oh, no.
00:52:45I didn't do, I was, uh, nothing.
00:52:48Please.
00:52:49No.
00:52:50That's my little secret.
00:52:51You're not going to know.
00:52:52I'll tell you if you want.
00:52:54Okay.
00:52:54I got you a t-shirt that says, best dad ever.
00:52:58That you can wear when you go walking with the boy.
00:53:00That's very sweet of you, but a little bit too soon.
00:53:03Oh, yeah.
00:53:05Yeah, you're right.
00:53:06Especially since you said you wouldn't change any diapers.
00:53:09No.
00:53:10No, I just think that that's, there's a person for that that we can pay.
00:53:13That's more qualified to deal with that.
00:53:15You're joking, right?
00:53:17Absolutely not.
00:53:19I will strive.
00:53:19You said, we agreed.
00:53:21No.
00:53:21Mm-mm.
00:53:22No.
00:53:22Signed, nothing.
00:53:24The dad has to take part.
00:53:27Okay, okay.
00:53:29I will change one diaper per week.
00:53:34No.
00:53:35What if I have to go somewhere and you have to be alone with the kid?
00:53:38He's just going to sit in a stinky diaper.
00:53:40Okay, well, first of all, where are you going?
00:53:42And second, why are you leaving us?
00:53:45Well, maybe I have to do my nails.
00:53:48Actually, yeah.
00:53:50I'm going to do my nails.
00:53:51Oh, the nails.
00:53:52Okay.
00:53:53Okay.
00:53:54Easy peasy.
00:53:55That takes an hour, tops.
00:53:56I can let him sit.
00:53:57Hands and feet.
00:53:59Okay.
00:53:59Plus the traffic.
00:54:01And I'm going to need a coffee.
00:54:02Oh.
00:54:03That's like three to four hours at least.
00:54:05Okay, fine.
00:54:06I will change him while you're gone for that one time.
00:54:10No, no, no.
00:54:14Fine.
00:54:14I will change all the diapers.
00:54:16You don't get it, do you?
00:54:17You're going to fall in love with your son when you see him.
00:54:22I know.
00:54:23And his poops are going to smell like roses to you.
00:54:29You're exaggerating.
00:54:30No poop smells like roses.
00:54:32Look, I'm voluntarily agreeing to go through this pain, so you can change half of the diapers.
00:54:40Fun fact, that pain, orgasms.
00:54:44Yeah.
00:54:44When you're going to birth, all of the endorphins, they act up, and those are orgasms.
00:54:52But the contractions are covering them up, so you don't realize it.
00:54:56You just feel pain.
00:54:58So, I mean, that's why the baby and the mom, like, have such a good connection after birth.
00:55:04Yeah, I'm jealous.
00:55:07Because I'm just going to be in the hallway, pacing back and forth, waiting for this to all be over, banging my head against the wall.
00:55:14What?
00:55:15The hallway?
00:55:16Yeah, where else would I be?
00:55:18You're going to be in the room with me.
00:55:20What?
00:55:20Yeah.
00:55:22I need you to hold my hand.
00:55:23Hold my leg.
00:55:25Seriously?
00:55:26Help me push.
00:55:28Oh, God.
00:55:28Oh, shit.
00:55:56Oh, don't, don't, that's not funny.
00:55:59I don't want to, no.
00:56:00Oh, don't do that.
00:56:02Oh.
00:56:03Come on, I want to have sex with my husband after that.
00:56:06I want you to have sex with your husband after that.
00:56:08All right, help me up.
00:56:10Are we having sex right now?
00:56:13I can't stay in one position for too long.
00:56:16Come on.
00:56:16Okay.
00:56:17Yeah, let's do this.
00:56:19Here.
00:56:20Oh.
00:56:21Mm.
00:56:21All right.
00:56:22Oh, God.
00:56:23Okay.
00:56:23Got you, I got you.
00:56:24All right.
00:56:24Okay.
00:56:25Okay.
00:56:25Here we go, yeah?
00:56:26Yep.
00:56:27All right.
00:56:27You know, you're going to fight me for the right to change the diaper.
00:56:32Oh, yeah?
00:56:33Yeah.
00:56:33Oh, that's a fight I am willing to lose.
00:56:36Here we go.
00:56:37Do I look like a goddess?
00:56:39You, are you kidding me?
00:56:41Yes, of course.
00:56:42I feel like a goddess.
00:56:43I mean, you goddess.
00:56:44It's a goddess of gods.
00:56:45That's why I like this dress.
00:56:46This dress is amazing.
00:56:48All right.
00:56:49Ready?
00:56:49Twirl.
00:56:51Boop.
00:56:51Hold.
00:56:53I got you, I got you.
00:56:54And dip.
00:56:55Oh, God, I got you, I got you, I got you.
00:56:57Oh, you're so light.
00:56:58Oh, okay.
00:56:59Yeah.
00:57:00You're the lightest pregnancy baby ever.
00:57:04Here we go.
00:57:06Oh.
00:57:06Huh?
00:57:07Oh, baby.
00:57:08And feet.
00:57:10Okay.
00:57:10The feet, the feet, the beautiful feet.
00:57:12Okay.
00:57:13Here we go.
00:57:14Oh, baby.
00:57:16What?
00:57:17I want to eat now.
00:57:18Oh, of course.
00:57:20What do you like to eat?
00:57:23I want ice cream.
00:57:25That is a good choice.
00:57:26I second that.
00:57:28Ice cream coming up.
00:57:30Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:57:35Yes, madame?
00:57:37And a sausage.
00:57:39Sausage.
00:57:41Do we have any ice cream that tastes like sausage?
00:57:43No.
00:57:48But I will scoop out some ice cream, and instead of chocolate chips, I'll put a sausage.
00:57:53Deal?
00:57:56No.
00:57:57Keep it separate.
00:57:58I hear, and I obey.
00:58:01Coming up.
00:58:02.
00:58:32I don't know.
00:59:02I don't know.
00:59:32I don't know.
01:00:02I don't know.
01:00:32I don't know.
01:01:02Baby, what are you doing?
01:01:22Oh, thank God you're here.
01:01:26Can you help me?
01:01:27I can't figure this out.
01:01:35Honey?
01:01:37What are you doing?
01:01:39Seriously, they're writing this for some kind of genius or something.
01:01:43I mean, I literally don't understand any of it.
01:01:47Can you help me?
01:01:48I, uh...
01:01:49Here, see, right there is this piece.
01:02:05This has three holes, and that has five holes.
01:02:09Claire, we put the crib away several months ago.
01:02:14Why did you bring it back out?
01:02:18You're joking.
01:02:21Claire, why did you bring it back out?
01:02:23Our baby's gonna be home soon.
01:02:25And we have to be ready.
01:02:26Look, if you don't want to help me, I'll just handle it myself, okay?
01:02:37What did you do?
01:02:38We lost our kid.
01:02:39What did you say?
01:02:48I can't.
01:02:49I can't do this.
01:02:51What did you say?
01:02:52Doctor, please.
01:02:55I can't do this.
01:02:56You just, you...
01:02:57What did you say, you bastard?
01:03:00Have you already buried our child?
01:03:02Stop it!
01:03:03We buried him together.
01:03:07What kind of father are you?
01:03:08We buried him together.
01:03:10It was a small ceremony, Claire.
01:03:12It was the smallest coffin I've ever seen in my life.
01:03:15No.
01:03:16Your mom was there.
01:03:17She didn't stay to the end because she couldn't take it.
01:03:21You're lying.
01:03:21Yeah, and then soon, soon she...
01:03:24Claire, you were sitting right next to me the whole time,
01:03:27and you didn't make a sound.
01:03:28No, you're lying.
01:03:29Your boss showed up.
01:03:31Your boss was there, and he gave you some time off
01:03:34so you could collect your things and get a hold of yourself.
01:03:39No.
01:03:40Yes, yes.
01:03:41I thank people for coming.
01:03:43No.
01:03:44No.
01:03:45No.
01:03:47There were some complications.
01:03:49No, there weren't any complications.
01:03:49And the doctor needed to keep him for a checkup,
01:03:53and the hospital's gonna call any moment, any moment,
01:03:57and they're gonna give him back to us,
01:03:59and they're gonna call,
01:04:00and we have to be ready.
01:04:02Okay?
01:04:02We were such silly heads.
01:04:04We left everything to the last minute.
01:04:09Why doesn't he have a name?
01:04:12Hmm?
01:04:16What is his name, Claire?
01:04:17How old is he?
01:04:30Eight months.
01:04:30Eight months ago, we lost our kid, Claire.
01:04:33It was March 26th, our due date.
01:04:35We were already headed to the hospital,
01:04:37but you wanted to run upstairs and take a shower,
01:04:38and you did.
01:04:39And you know what?
01:04:40You tripped.
01:04:40You tripped on the belt of your robe,
01:04:42and you fell on your belly, Claire.
01:04:43You fell hard.
01:04:44We didn't know what to do,
01:04:46and so we rushed you to the hospital,
01:04:47but the surgeons couldn't find a heartbeat.
01:04:50They gave you a shot,
01:04:52and you had a baby.
01:04:54And he was dead.
01:04:56No.
01:04:56Our baby is dead.
01:04:58Mm-hmm.
01:04:58Our baby is dead.
01:04:59Oh, my boy, my boy.
01:05:15Oh, my boy.
01:05:20I can't.
01:05:22I can't.
01:05:24I can't.
01:05:25I can't.
01:05:26I paid you to do this,
01:05:29so you fucking do it.
01:05:30You need to remind her every day, okay?
01:05:32Every day.
01:05:38I'm okay.
01:05:39I'm okay.
01:05:39I'm okay.
01:05:52I'm okay.
01:06:01I'm okay.
01:06:04No!
01:06:14No!
01:06:29No!
01:06:34Oh, my God.
01:06:41Oh, my God.
01:06:59Oh, my God.
01:07:29Oh, my God.
01:07:42Oh, my God.
01:07:48Oh, my God.
01:07:56I don't know.
01:08:26It was fun.
01:08:47Hey, how are my girls?
01:08:56How is she?
01:09:01You tell me.
01:09:03It's gonna get better.
01:09:18So you'll take us?
01:09:19Yes. Thank you.
01:09:20What does Monica have to say about it?
01:09:22Hey.
01:09:23Do you wanna call Monica?
01:09:24My girls.
01:09:26That was my baby too!
01:09:28Of course.
01:09:30Of course.
01:09:31Yeah.
01:09:32Of course.
01:10:02No, I killed our baby because I didn't want to stink when giving birth.
01:10:28This is unforgivable.
01:10:35Is it right to forgive me?
01:10:41Do you hear me?
01:10:46I'll never forgive myself ever.
01:10:59Monica would never make these kinds of mistakes.
01:11:09Bitch!
01:11:14This is how you wanted to help me.
01:11:17This is how you wanted to solve my problems with Eric.
01:11:21Simply by stealing my husband.
01:11:26And here I'm thinking, why is he pushing me to go back to work so hard?
01:11:41What did I do to you?
01:11:46We were fine before you came into this house.
01:11:54Where are you going?
01:12:24Oh my God.
01:12:41Oh my God.
01:12:45It's time to wake up, baby.
01:13:06I have an idea.
01:13:12Let's spend the entire day together.
01:13:15Eric's phone.
01:13:22He's gonna need a sick day.
01:13:25Yeah, he's not feeling well.
01:13:27Actually, he's gonna need several days.
01:13:32Yeah, I don't want him to spread his infection around the office.
01:13:36I'll let you know how he is.
01:13:38Okay.
01:13:39Bye.
01:13:43This is gonna be the vacation that we needed.
01:13:46Hello, this is Mary Clarks.
01:13:48We'll even get to go to the park.
01:13:50The whole family.
01:13:52Let me just talk to Mom, okay?
01:13:55Mom.
01:13:57We're picking you up in 30 minutes.
01:13:59We're going to the park.
01:14:00It's gonna be awesome.
01:14:02Okay, be ready.
01:14:04I love you.
01:14:05Bye.
01:14:18Bye.
01:14:19Bye.
01:14:48Bye.
01:15:18Bye.
01:15:48Bye.
01:15:49Bye.
01:16:18Bye.
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