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Oops! I Married My Enemy #shorts - Full Movie
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00:00:00yes i know my last payment is half of what i owe okay but i promise i'll get it in by the end of
00:00:13the week oh i'm gonna need a raise fast so how you feeling after the great gavin won the tillman
00:00:24proposal oh don't even mention it and great isn't exactly the word i'd use for that nepo
00:00:29baby tell me how you really feel i mean some of us actually do the work to get the job done
00:00:35and others like gavin just use friends and dirty tactics doing proposals what nepo baby
00:00:42speak of the devil
00:00:59you know i'm offended well actually in a second thought i'm not because i don't really care
00:01:06about the opinions of my lesser competition and that's why you leave
00:01:14bye tony that's your competition huh
00:01:19pretty sure i landed that massive deal with dennison just two weeks ago remember that i like to call
00:01:26that a lucky break well we'll see how lucky you are when mr hartley announces his resignation and
00:01:32names me ceo my first order of business firing you well good luck because everybody in this office
00:01:40knows that job is mine
00:01:44report to the board for an important meeting
00:01:52that you can't wait to see how lucky you are Henry
00:01:54for the next meeting
00:01:55and over the next meeting
00:01:56the next meeting
00:01:59we will see you there
00:02:07and a few moments
00:02:08and a few moments
00:02:09we will see how lucky you have to have one of those people
00:02:12we will see you there
00:02:19you know
00:02:20Thank you. Thank you. Thank you all. I appreciate it very much. Thank you.
00:02:24Well, I know that you all are very busy, so I will not take up a whole lot of your time today.
00:02:32Really, I'm just here to make a small announcement.
00:02:37I have decided that I am going to retire within the next three months.
00:02:45I know it's sad. I know.
00:02:46So, the search for the new CEO of Hartley Industries will begin immediately.
00:02:56That position is mine.
00:03:01In other news, I wanted to let you all know that the merger with the Las Vegas company has finally gone through.
00:03:11It has happened, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you all so very much for your time and your hard work.
00:03:18You've all done an extraordinary job. So, thank you. I appreciate it.
00:03:22And on that note, we'll let that go for today. You're all dismissed. Thank you very much.
00:03:27Except Gavin and Victoria, can you come see me for a moment, please? Thank you.
00:03:33Yeah.
00:03:33So, it will probably come as no surprise to either of you that you are my two best employees.
00:03:44And you both did extraordinary work on the Vegas deal.
00:03:47So, I feel like it's time for a little celebration.
00:03:52There you go.
00:03:58Uh, what is this?
00:04:01That is your celebration.
00:04:02An all-expenses-paid trip to Las Vegas.
00:04:06Yes.
00:04:47Hey, Gavin.
00:04:51Looks like your last year of competition has arrived.
00:04:54Oh, I only said that to make her feel better.
00:04:57There's no competition when you're at the top.
00:05:00I got this for you.
00:05:03That's so kind.
00:05:04Isn't that nice?
00:05:05I love that kind of thoughtfulness in an employee.
00:05:08Gavin, hello.
00:05:09Are you enjoying yourself?
00:05:11Yes, of course.
00:05:11I mean, this party's way better than the one that you threw after the calendar deal, right?
00:05:16Hey, can I offer you both a drink?
00:05:17That'll be lovely.
00:05:18Oh, oh, oh.
00:05:33Whoops.
00:05:33Oh, my God.
00:05:38I'm sorry.
00:05:38That was a mistake.
00:05:40Um, why are you just standing here?
00:05:42Why don't you go help her?
00:05:46Well, that's the last thing I want to do, but I've got to keep the boss happy.
00:05:49There's a promotion on the line.
00:05:51Yes.
00:05:51Oh, what the hell are you doing?
00:05:57You're peeping at me like some weird peeping Tom?
00:06:00No, um, no.
00:06:02I came to try to help you, and I try to knock first.
00:06:05Bullshit.
00:06:06You came here to save face, Gavin.
00:06:09Save face?
00:06:10Save face about what?
00:06:12You did that on purpose, Gavin.
00:06:13You had to humiliate me in front of the new employees, the investors, and our boss.
00:06:18Okay, listen, I swear, I did not do that on purpose, okay?
00:06:23You did it to yourself, actually.
00:06:32Get the hell out.
00:06:34This is Vegas, but it's on a strip club.
00:06:39Dude, Cornelius is not impressed.
00:06:42You need to find a way to make it up to Victoria, or you can choose any possibility of that CEO
00:06:45position to buy.
00:06:46Give me this.
00:06:49Go.
00:06:50Just go.
00:06:53Peace offering?
00:07:00And then it happened.
00:07:03Why don't you keep, like, six feet away from me, all right?
00:07:06I've just barely got the stains out of my dress.
00:07:08I don't need you to clumsily spill another drink on me.
00:07:10Okay, first of all, that's not what I meant.
00:07:13Oh, yeah, well, I guess what this is about is you're sucking up to Cornelius because he
00:07:17just gave you the riot act for what you just did, isn't it?
00:07:20Um, no.
00:07:23Yeah, okay.
00:07:24Well, I doubt that, but I'll never turn down a free drink.
00:07:27Okay, wait, hold on a second.
00:07:28Listen, I'm sorry.
00:07:29Okay, I didn't mean to...
00:07:30Excuse me.
00:07:38Oh, hello?
00:07:45I know I said by the end of the week, but I'm just waiting for the bank to clear the hold.
00:07:49Please give me more time.
00:08:00Triple in paradise.
00:08:03Mind your business, Gavin.
00:08:05Listen, if you need financial help, I can...
00:08:07You're the last person that I'd go to.
00:08:11This is all just a game to you.
00:08:13What is?
00:08:15This job.
00:08:17You don't need it.
00:08:19You don't need money, Gavin.
00:08:22You use all these stupid games and dirty little tricks to get contracts.
00:08:26You don't realize the people that you're hurting in the process.
00:08:29Okay, you know what?
00:08:30You don't know a fucking thing about me first, so you should probably stop being so judgmental
00:08:34and realize you're not the only person on this planet that has something going wrong with them.
00:08:38Enough!
00:08:39What is going on here?
00:08:40Will you two keep your voices down, please?
00:08:42I did not invite you here in order to cause a scene.
00:08:46Cool it.
00:08:47Sorry, Miss Riley.
00:08:47I'm sorry, Miss Riley.
00:08:48Not another word.
00:08:55Way to go.
00:08:56You started that.
00:08:57You guys got to sign your checks, all right?
00:08:59Come on, Ralph.
00:09:00Okay, all right.
00:09:01All right.
00:09:02All right.
00:09:03Thank you all very much.
00:09:05Welcome, welcome.
00:09:06This is a huge deal for Hartley Industries.
00:09:08At Hartley, we really value partnership, collaboration, teamwork.
00:09:15You know, and you might want to call me old-fashioned, I don't know, but I think it's really important to have a spouse with you who just stands by you.
00:09:25It's so important.
00:09:27It means more than all the money in the world to me.
00:09:31So I would like to thank my beautiful and very tall wife, Patricia.
00:09:38Hey, cheers.
00:09:44Hey.
00:09:45You know, um, if we were to go get married, CEO position would probably be a lot easier.
00:09:53In your dreams.
00:09:54Oh, ouch.
00:09:55Okay, you know what?
00:09:56I'm going to need a shot.
00:09:57Uh, bartender, can I get a round of shots for the three of us, please?
00:10:02As long as you're paying.
00:10:03Sure.
00:10:10Oh.
00:10:13Yeah, right, yeah.
00:10:14Can I do a little one, please?
00:10:15Thanks.
00:10:16Here.
00:10:17Okay, all right.
00:10:18Chill.
00:10:24Hey, you're going to throw it?
00:10:25Hell no.
00:10:26You're going to throw it first.
00:10:27Please.
00:10:33Hey, please, turn it off.
00:10:45Okay.
00:10:50Oh, my God, it's a star.
00:10:54Where am I?
00:10:59This isn't my bed.
00:11:00Yeah, this isn't mine either.
00:11:01Gavin, what the fuck are you doing here?
00:11:04Yeah, what the fuck are you doing here?
00:11:07No.
00:11:08Get off.
00:11:09Get off.
00:11:09Give me the legion.
00:11:11Stop.
00:11:11Get me.
00:11:12We're so getting fired.
00:11:14Let go.
00:11:16Give me the legion.
00:11:17Stop.
00:11:18Let go.
00:11:19Grab the shirt.
00:11:23What the hell happened?
00:11:24Well, I don't know.
00:11:26Did...
00:11:26Did you?
00:11:29Did we?
00:11:30No, gross.
00:11:31Absolutely not.
00:11:32Okay, Vicky.
00:11:33It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we did this.
00:11:36But, come on, Vicky.
00:11:37No, hey.
00:11:43It's Cornelius.
00:11:45What does he want?
00:11:46Who the hell should I know?
00:11:49You're going to answer?
00:11:50You're going to let it keep fucking ringing all day, huh?
00:11:56Hello?
00:11:57Good morning, Victoria.
00:12:00I would like to see you right now in the lobby.
00:12:05And bring Gavin with you.
00:12:08I keep assuming I'm with Gavin.
00:12:10I would say that it has something to do with this.
00:12:22Oh, my God.
00:12:28Okay.
00:12:31Oh, my God.
00:12:32This is a disaster.
00:12:34My ass is going to think I'm sleeping my way up to the top.
00:12:36And finally, you see, I'm at the top.
00:12:38Okay, let me tell you something, all right?
00:12:40If, uh, if I had known that all it's going to take was a little bit of fucking Gavin Mojo,
00:12:45I probably would have slept with you a long fucking time ago.
00:12:47How did this even happen?
00:12:48What were we thinking?
00:12:49Well, judging by this massive hangover, I say that we blame it on the alcohol, but...
00:12:54Whatever.
00:12:54Okay, so, what are we going to do about Cornelius?
00:12:58We don't even know if he knows, right?
00:13:00Wait, so, if he brings it up, just downplay it?
00:13:02No, we can't fucking downplay it.
00:13:03You've heard him, okay?
00:13:04All he cares about is marriage and family and promotions, okay?
00:13:07If we don't do that, he's going to think we're mocking the fucking company.
00:13:10We can't have that.
00:13:11Ugh, I hate that you're right.
00:13:12Fuck.
00:13:13You know what?
00:13:14Screw you, Gavin.
00:13:15Screw me?
00:13:16Oh, you mean again.
00:13:18Because he already did that last night.
00:13:22Oh.
00:13:26Oh.
00:13:27Oh.
00:13:30Victoria, we need to talk.
00:13:42Hi.
00:13:45This is my room.
00:13:45What are you talking about?
00:13:46This is my room.
00:13:47Look at that.
00:13:48That could be Cornelius.
00:13:54Morning, boss.
00:13:56You, um, you need to see me, Cornelius?
00:13:59Gavin is here.
00:14:00What a shocker.
00:14:04Uh, so, anyway, what is it I hear about you two turds getting married to each other?
00:14:15Yeah, we didn't actually mean that.
00:14:16Yeah, it's not what it looks like.
00:14:17No.
00:14:18Enough!
00:14:18Enough!
00:14:19I am not happy.
00:14:21You two go out, go crazy, get wasted, and turn yourselves into tabloid fodder.
00:14:30This is not a good look.
00:14:32Not for you, not for me, and definitely not for Hartley Industries.
00:14:38Look, let me explain it.
00:14:40Shut up!
00:14:41Now, it is no secret that the two of you are rivals.
00:14:46And sometimes that's great because you come up with these really great ideas, but you cannot
00:14:49run a company on rivalry.
00:14:52You run a company on teamwork.
00:14:55So, I think that nothing says teamwork more than a marriage.
00:15:03You want us to stay married?
00:15:09It's less of a want and more of a...
00:15:15It's less of a want and more of a demand.
00:15:20Mr. Hartley, you can't be serious.
00:15:23I am serious as a heart attack.
00:15:25You two need to prove to me that you can work together not only as colleagues, but as husband
00:15:31and wife.
00:15:34Well, no, no, no.
00:15:35That's not fair.
00:15:36I'm not wife material.
00:15:38Yeah, she's not wife material.
00:15:39You know what?
00:15:39I'm not even husband material.
00:15:40I don't really even like her.
00:15:42Ah, well, you better become the right material real quick, or you can kiss that CEO position.
00:15:48Au revoir.
00:15:49Wait a minute.
00:15:50Are you blackmailing us with our careers?
00:15:54Victoria, I'm hurt.
00:15:57Blackmail is such an ugly word.
00:16:01Think of it more as a really big, important project that you have to do.
00:16:05And when it's done, the person with the biggest balls will get the CEO job.
00:16:11So, both of you grow a pair and start strategizing real quick.
00:16:16All right.
00:16:28Oh.
00:16:29Excuse me.
00:16:30Oh.
00:16:31Sir.
00:16:31Sir.
00:16:33No, no.
00:16:37It's all right.
00:16:39Excuse me.
00:16:42Sir, sir, sir, sir, please put your bag away.
00:16:53Surprise!
00:16:55Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:16:57I am not going to be stuck on this flight with you.
00:16:59Oh, wifey, what's wrong?
00:17:01You know, couples typically fly together.
00:17:05Well, good thing we're not a real couple.
00:17:07Well, it's not what Cornelius is saying.
00:17:09Cornelius is off his rocker if he thinks that he can force us to stay married.
00:17:12Well, you know what?
00:17:13You should probably call him and tell him that,
00:17:15and then he'll be smooth sailing for me as C-E-O.
00:17:20You wish.
00:17:24Is that really necessary?
00:17:25Yeah.
00:17:30Can I help you?
00:17:31Hi, um, I'd like to request to move my seat.
00:17:35I can't sit next to this man.
00:17:37She's exaggerating.
00:17:39I'm sorry, but this flight is completely full,
00:17:41and I'm unable to talk about it at your request.
00:17:44Okay, thanks.
00:17:45Well, it looks like you're going to be stuck with me for the duration of the flight.
00:17:48And, um, while you're at it, you should probably try to learn something from me,
00:17:53because then maybe you'll make it to the top.
00:17:56Shut up.
00:17:57You know, I may have to sit next to you, but I don't have to talk to you.
00:18:01We're at it.
00:18:04We're at it.
00:18:05We're at it.
00:18:05Hey, Vic.
00:18:27Have you ever thought about joining the Mile High Club?
00:18:38Don't give in.
00:18:44Don't give in.
00:18:45Don't give in.
00:18:47Don't give in.
00:18:48Don't give in.
00:18:49Don't give in.
00:18:49Miss, miss, miss, excuse me, we're about to reach our destination, I want you to prepare
00:19:07for landing.
00:19:13What the hell?
00:19:17What's happening?
00:19:19Are you trying to fill me up while I'm sleeping?
00:19:22Are you serious?
00:19:23I'm not an animal.
00:19:26Why the hell would I do that?
00:19:28Then why is your hand on my thigh?
00:19:36Now how the hell am I supposed to know that I was sleeping too?
00:19:39I'm warning you, Kevin.
00:19:41Oh yeah?
00:19:41Keep your hands to yourself.
00:19:43Oh my god.
00:19:45Well you know what?
00:19:46I don't recall you last night laying next to me having your hands all over me.
00:19:52Do you remember that?
00:19:53Just admit it.
00:19:54You've always had the hearts for me.
00:19:57And you took advantage of this little Vegas situation to get exactly what you wanted.
00:20:00Let me tell you something.
00:20:01It takes two to tango.
00:20:03And from where I'm sitting, it looks like you've been drooled all over my fucking clothes.
00:20:14Jesus.
00:20:17Excuse me.
00:20:19Bye.
00:20:19What do you want, Kevin?
00:20:45We need to talk about Cornelius' plan.
00:20:49It's never going to work.
00:20:50Why not?
00:20:51Well, it's no secret that we're vying for the same job and we don't get along.
00:20:57We both know it.
00:20:58Well you know what?
00:20:59We should probably figure out how to do that.
00:21:01Because we're married now.
00:21:03And Cornelius is going to be watching us like a hawk.
00:21:07So every single moment is going to count.
00:21:10What are you doing?
00:21:19Like I said, every single moment counts.
00:21:22So we should probably make it worth our time.
00:21:28By doing what?
00:21:31Well, we are married, so we should probably do what married people do.
00:21:34Let's go.
00:21:52Okay.
00:21:53sorry to interrupt victoria you have a client waiting um i can tell them that you're occupied
00:22:16if you need more time no no that's fine i'll be with them when i'll be i'll be with them in a
00:22:21minute what the fuck was that it was a kiss oh come on you don't have to tell me that no it was
00:22:29unprofessional oh i can lose my job if anyone sees that you don't think that i need this job too not
00:22:35like i do all right you don't have to worry about money gavin so we still have that luxury okay well
00:22:41you know what i need this job just as much as you need it and besides cornelius wants us to stay
00:22:47together so uh public pda is probably going to score us points if you didn't know you're not
00:22:52gonna score any points with me okay and try that again i'm gonna sue you for sexual harassment
00:22:58yeah i'm gonna do it
00:23:01so you actually kissed me back
00:23:10so if you try to sue me for sexual harassment it's probably gonna be a little tricky don't you
00:23:17think
00:23:17fine whatever i'm just gonna have to suck it up and wait out for these few months until cornelius
00:23:26names me ceo great yeah that's a good idea well you know what stay out of my fucking way
00:23:31i have a client anyway good luck
00:23:33um police
00:23:41after you
00:23:45she is annoying
00:23:47hello
00:23:52did you get named ceo yet
00:23:54no
00:23:56you know your inheritance from your grandfather depends on it
00:24:00yeah i'm aware thank you i'm going to get it no matter what it's going to cost got it
00:24:26something wrong
00:24:40i have been waiting for
00:24:56for victoria lockhart for over 15 minutes
00:25:00perhaps i could help
00:25:04hi mr hartley
00:25:26uh hi victoria hi um
00:25:28why the shit weren't you at the meeting this morning
00:25:32there was a meeting
00:25:35um i wasn't aware that there was a meeting
00:25:42oh yeah
00:25:42then why did you respond to the meeting request
00:25:45kazan
00:25:51yeah
00:25:51good thing that gavin was here to save your ass
00:25:55dropping the ball like this victoria is not ceo behavior
00:26:00victoria
00:26:05victoria thanks for uh the new client she was a breeze to schmooze
00:26:14you
00:26:16you asshole
00:26:17this is what i meant by dirty little tricks
00:26:21you know that was a really sweet and endearing nickname but
00:26:24i gotta go
00:26:26we got another meeting
00:26:27see you
00:26:28you know what
00:26:29that's my jacket
00:26:30that's my jacket
00:26:30oops
00:26:37are you fucking kidding me
00:26:40that's coffee
00:26:41i'm so clumsy
00:26:42i'm sorry
00:26:43yeah this is a real childish antic
00:26:47you're really gonna get ceo of the year
00:26:49from doing this bullshit
00:26:50you're one to talk
00:26:51good luck with you next meeting
00:26:53oof
00:26:57it's his problem
00:26:59he'll be fine
00:27:00he had a little accident
00:27:02anyway what can i do for you
00:27:06nothing really just thought i'd uh
00:27:08swing by
00:27:09say hi
00:27:10oh well
00:27:11hi
00:27:12how are you doing
00:27:13yeah i'm better now
00:27:15um
00:27:16you always brighten up the office
00:27:17so
00:27:18hey are you going to that uh
00:27:21investors dinner thing tomorrow night
00:27:23uh
00:27:24yeah
00:27:25um
00:27:25i didn't think i had a choice
00:27:27would you
00:27:28maybe want to go
00:27:29with me
00:27:30nope
00:27:33she can't
00:27:35go with you because she
00:27:37is going to be going with
00:27:38her husband
00:27:39gavin
00:27:40oh me
00:27:41oh
00:27:45uh
00:27:45sorry
00:27:46i i i didn't know
00:27:48um
00:27:48this is uh
00:27:49new
00:27:50i guess that makes sense
00:27:52you know
00:27:52why i saw you two
00:27:53kissing each other
00:27:55the other day
00:27:56no no
00:27:57um
00:27:57just
00:27:57yeah forget it
00:27:58tony
00:27:59we're not actually
00:28:00married
00:28:01he just has a
00:28:02really big crush on me
00:28:04he practically pees himself
00:28:05every time he sees me
00:28:06oh that's okay
00:28:07you don't have to
00:28:09deny it
00:28:11i mean
00:28:11we all know it's true
00:28:13right
00:28:13you know i can't
00:28:16i can't wait to uh
00:28:17to go with my
00:28:19my
00:28:21wife
00:28:25to dinner tonight
00:28:28okay uh
00:28:30well
00:28:31i guess i'll um
00:28:33see you later
00:28:35then
00:28:36bye tony
00:28:37seriously
00:28:39come on
00:28:40don't ever do that again
00:28:42come on
00:28:43you liked
00:28:45no
00:28:46no i didn't
00:28:46because now everybody
00:28:47in the office thinks
00:28:48that i'm off limits
00:28:49good
00:28:49because you are
00:28:52wifey
00:28:55get the fuck away from me
00:29:04i want you to make sure
00:29:16that it's almond milk
00:29:17okay
00:29:17and lactose intolerance
00:29:18is no joke
00:29:19yeah
00:29:19oh and uh
00:29:20bring it upstairs for me
00:29:21got it
00:29:22almond milk as always
00:29:24oh
00:29:31here's your coffee pick
00:29:32oh
00:29:33thanks
00:29:34um
00:29:34i can take the other
00:29:35one to gavin
00:29:35are you sure
00:29:36of course
00:29:37i need to talk to him
00:29:38about something anyway
00:29:39thank you
00:29:41you're such a lifesaver
00:29:42i have about 10 minutes
00:29:43to finish this report
00:29:44for mr hartley
00:29:45and i could use
00:29:45every minute of it
00:29:47not a problem
00:29:48at all
00:29:49i scratch your back
00:29:50you scratch mine right
00:29:51sure
00:29:52something like that
00:29:54prepare to shit yourself
00:30:08if you look at our four quarter
00:30:16four quarter
00:30:17should i say
00:30:17i'll say four quarter
00:30:18okay
00:30:18if you look at our four quarter
00:30:20development
00:30:21strategies right
00:30:23we'll be able to minimize
00:30:25um
00:30:26okay
00:30:27normal be normal
00:30:29i meant
00:30:30peace offering
00:30:34you know
00:30:35for yesterday
00:30:36thanks
00:30:37you know
00:30:39that's uh
00:30:39surprisingly
00:30:41thoughtful
00:30:42of you
00:30:43as you can see
00:30:51with our four month
00:30:52development plan
00:30:53our focus
00:30:54is to minimize
00:30:55the prep time
00:30:56and optimize
00:30:57the department workflow
00:30:58to ensure
00:31:00that there is
00:31:00an entire
00:31:01oh
00:31:02uh
00:31:06i need you to
00:31:12excuse me
00:31:13for one second
00:31:14i'm
00:31:25so sorry
00:31:27about this
00:31:28um
00:31:29if i may
00:31:30i'd like to
00:31:31continue the presentation
00:31:32myself
00:31:33yes that would be
00:31:34wonderful
00:31:34victoria
00:31:35all right
00:31:38as he was saying
00:31:40to ensure
00:31:41quality product
00:31:42we have a unique
00:31:43form of communication
00:31:44that ensures
00:31:45transparency
00:31:46between client
00:31:47and production
00:31:48and with all that
00:31:50being said
00:31:51we are not only
00:31:52on the top charts
00:31:53for this business
00:31:54quarter
00:31:54we also have
00:31:55a 95%
00:31:56success rate
00:31:57impressive
00:31:58well you clearly
00:31:59know your stuff
00:32:00we need that
00:32:01kind of expertise
00:32:02in our marketing
00:32:03thank you
00:32:05well here at
00:32:06hartley industries
00:32:07we are passionate
00:32:08about delivering
00:32:08successful results
00:32:10to our clients
00:32:11well this is uh
00:32:13certainly a quality
00:32:14product
00:32:15where do i sign
00:32:16i can have a contract
00:32:18written up today
00:32:20and sent to your office
00:32:21immediately
00:32:21great
00:32:22oh and victoria
00:32:23can you prepare a
00:32:25follow-up presentation
00:32:26for my team
00:32:27by the end
00:32:28of the week
00:32:28absolutely
00:32:29um consider it
00:32:30done
00:32:30that is the victoria
00:32:34i remember
00:32:34great job
00:32:35what the fuck
00:32:43did you do
00:32:44to my drink
00:32:44huh
00:32:45me
00:32:45who else
00:32:47i don't know
00:32:48what you're talking
00:32:48about
00:32:48oh
00:32:49um
00:32:50the meeting
00:32:51went great
00:32:52i
00:32:52looks like you're
00:32:54not the only one
00:32:54who knows how to
00:32:55salvage a disaster
00:32:56well you
00:32:57did this on purpose
00:32:58and you're gonna
00:32:59fucking pay for it
00:33:00aim on
00:33:07oh
00:33:07okay
00:33:08hmm
00:33:24kevin's been way
00:33:25too quiet this week
00:33:26i wonder what he's
00:33:29plotting for revenge
00:33:30hey
00:33:31can you do me a favor
00:33:33can you look over
00:33:36the conference room
00:33:37while i take a second
00:33:39and don't let anyone in
00:33:40anyone
00:33:41got it
00:33:43time for me to
00:33:44scratch your back
00:33:44i owe you one anyway
00:33:46hey
00:33:59hey
00:34:01you've been working
00:34:02awfully hard
00:34:03thought i'd just come
00:34:05and bring you a little
00:34:06pick me up
00:34:07i don't know
00:34:08victoria told me not to
00:34:09let anyone in
00:34:10who said anything
00:34:11about letting me in
00:34:12i mean well now
00:34:14i just come here
00:34:15and
00:34:15i don't know
00:34:16see my
00:34:18favorite
00:34:19and
00:34:19beautiful
00:34:20secretary
00:34:22kevin
00:34:23but uh
00:34:25i actually really
00:34:26need to get into
00:34:27this room
00:34:28can we just bend the
00:34:29rules just a little
00:34:30bit please
00:34:31pretty please
00:34:32i left a
00:34:33i left a folder
00:34:34in there that i need
00:34:35fine
00:34:36just be quick
00:34:37and do not tell
00:34:38victoria
00:34:39that's okay
00:34:40hey
00:34:40my lips
00:34:41are sealed
00:34:43see you later
00:35:07all right
00:35:24welcome everyone
00:35:24our vision at harley
00:35:27industries is to
00:35:29become the world's
00:35:29leading provider of
00:35:30sustainable technology
00:35:31through solutions for
00:35:32everyday living
00:35:33and we will do
00:35:34this by
00:35:35what is this
00:35:41is this the logo
00:35:42of our competition
00:35:43um
00:35:44are you using
00:35:44sensitive data
00:35:45between different
00:35:46clients
00:35:46you're sharing
00:35:48confidential information
00:35:50with our competition
00:35:51no no i would
00:35:52never do that
00:35:53that's exactly
00:35:54what this looks like
00:35:55i can't believe
00:35:56this is happening
00:35:56um
00:35:57we trusted you
00:35:58you hear from
00:35:59our lawyers
00:36:00no no no no
00:36:02no i'm so sorry
00:36:03gavin you did
00:36:09this
00:36:10i didn't do
00:36:10anything
00:36:11that's enough
00:36:12you two
00:36:15are fired
00:36:17whoa
00:36:17what
00:36:18what
00:36:18fuck
00:36:22fired
00:36:25mr hartley
00:36:26look
00:36:26your little pranks
00:36:29are now costing
00:36:30this company
00:36:32clients
00:36:33just because
00:36:34you are two
00:36:35of my best
00:36:36does not mean
00:36:37that i should
00:36:37have to put up
00:36:38with all of these
00:36:39reckless shenanigans
00:36:42you know mr hartley
00:36:43please
00:36:43um i don't know
00:36:44about gavin here
00:36:45but i promise
00:36:47i'm done with the
00:36:48pranks
00:36:48okay you know
00:36:49what you can
00:36:49consider me
00:36:50prankless from now
00:36:50on all right
00:36:51you know
00:36:51you two keep
00:36:53saying that
00:36:53you're gonna
00:36:53get better
00:36:54but i'm not
00:36:55seeing it
00:36:55i'm not running
00:36:57a circus here
00:36:58so you two clowns
00:37:00better get your
00:37:01shit together
00:37:02or else
00:37:03you will really
00:37:04be gone
00:37:04really be gone
00:37:05this time
00:37:06for real
00:37:06thank you
00:37:08hi i'm calling
00:37:18for an update
00:37:19on my mother
00:37:19i understand
00:37:24i'll get you
00:37:27the money
00:37:27i promise
00:37:28i have a promotion
00:37:29coming soon
00:37:30i'm sorry
00:37:34were you not
00:37:34just in the same
00:37:35meeting that i was
00:37:36in
00:37:36that promotion
00:37:39ain't happening
00:37:39sweetheart
00:37:40you're gonna be
00:37:41lucky if you can
00:37:42even keep your job
00:37:43what's wrong
00:37:49there you two bozos
00:37:53are i've been
00:37:53looking for you
00:37:54for us
00:37:56oh
00:37:56yes
00:37:57i have decided
00:37:58to give you
00:37:59another shot
00:38:00god help me
00:38:01so we're not
00:38:04fired
00:38:04not if you can
00:38:05secure
00:38:05this client
00:38:06you're not
00:38:07he is giving us
00:38:08another shot
00:38:09don't ask me why
00:38:10but there is a
00:38:12caveat
00:38:12okay what is it
00:38:14well he needs
00:38:16the deal done
00:38:16by the end
00:38:17of this weekend
00:38:18but he's going
00:38:20on vacation
00:38:20with his lovely
00:38:22wife
00:38:23so you two
00:38:24will be spending
00:38:25the weekend
00:38:26with him
00:38:26and the lovely
00:38:28wife
00:38:28in their cabin
00:38:30and don't say
00:38:30anything to me
00:38:31i do not want
00:38:32to hear it
00:38:32i don't care
00:38:33i don't care
00:39:05You know this is still your fault, right?
00:39:15Okay. Well, clearly you are forgetting the sequence of events because you are the one that swapped the drinks, which is why I'm just trying to survive this chaos that you have caused. Look at this. Ready?
00:39:26Hmm. Welcome, you two. So glad you decided to come, especially so soon after your wedding.
00:39:37Come on. I'll show you to your rooms.
00:39:41Thank you. Please, after you, sweetheart.
00:39:44Mm-hmm. Thanks, honey.
00:39:57And here's where you'll spend your nights.
00:40:00Yes. Feel free to freshen up and settle in. We should have dinner in a few hours. Thank you.
00:40:08We're staying in this room together?
00:40:10Yes. Well, you're married, right?
00:40:15Right.
00:40:17Humble.
00:40:17Yeah, trust me. I don't want to be around you or your snoring. Either.
00:40:25Please.
00:40:35I'm going to go to the spa.
00:40:36You need it.
00:40:37Fun.
00:40:37I'm going to go to the spa.
00:41:01All right.
00:41:03Um, you know, I knew you would have fell head over heels for me eventually.
00:41:17Can you just help me zip up, please?
00:41:21Sure.
00:41:33Oh, well, I see it didn't take long for you lovebirds to get settled.
00:41:55When you're ready, I'd love to hear what you've come up with for my company.
00:41:59Right.
00:42:00Of course.
00:42:03You know, I think we should probably go present our pitch.
00:42:10Yeah.
00:42:11Right.
00:42:11Good idea.
00:42:12Uh, dress?
00:42:14Oh, yeah.
00:42:23Well, you two better be careful because Norm here is amazing at visionary.
00:42:28Eight time family world champion.
00:42:31I would never.
00:42:36Okay, I'm up.
00:42:37Yes.
00:42:37All right.
00:42:40Diamond and white.
00:42:41It's getting hot.
00:42:44It's getting hot.
00:42:47They can't.
00:42:48They can't do too much.
00:42:49No.
00:42:49I don't think so.
00:42:50Picasso over here.
00:42:58Brace it.
00:42:58Yes.
00:42:59You got it.
00:43:00It's way too good at this.
00:43:02You did it?
00:43:02Oh, honey.
00:43:03Let's get up.
00:43:04Whoa.
00:43:05Whoa.
00:43:07Well, I certainly didn't see that coming.
00:43:15Come on, honey, let's leave the lovebirds alone.
00:43:25Uh, where did they go?
00:43:28I think we just gave them a show.
00:43:32Well, that's what winners do.
00:43:38You got something.
00:43:40You know, I might not be a genius, but I do know that sheets belong on the bed.
00:43:50I know. I'm getting the floor ready for you to sleep.
00:43:53Oh, you're joking, right?
00:43:56Doesn't look like I'm joking.
00:43:57Oh, maybe not.
00:43:59Because then you would be crazy because I'm not sleeping on the floor with the sheets that you put on the floor.
00:44:06Because you know what? We're both adults, we're both married, and we are both going to sleep in the bed.
00:44:12Fine.
00:44:13But if you snore, I'm kicking you out of the bed.
00:44:16Yeah, well, you know what? The same thing goes for you, sweetheart.
00:44:19Go, Star.
00:44:24What are you doing?
00:44:26I'm getting comfortable.
00:44:27You can't be serious.
00:44:35Um, go ahead and put your PJs back on.
00:44:38Pajamas!
00:44:40No.
00:44:41I always sleep naked.
00:44:42Yeah, not tonight.
00:44:44Oh, I'm sorry.
00:44:45Not tonight.
00:44:46What are you going to do?
00:44:46Are you going to come over here and put the clothes on for me?
00:44:51Alright, well, I'm not sleeping in the bed with you naked, so I'll just take the floor.
00:44:55Okay, fine, fine.
00:44:57Fine, fine, fine, fine.
00:45:02Fine.
00:45:05I'll put boxers on, alright?
00:45:08They're going to make you happy, sweetheart?
00:45:11It's a start.
00:45:17You going to get the sheets?
00:45:21Just leave them.
00:45:22Yeah, I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:29Okay, let's call it a...
00:45:36Shut up.
00:45:37I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:38I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:40I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:40I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:41I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:42I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:42I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:43I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:43I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:44I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:45I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:46I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:47I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:48I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:49I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:50I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:51I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:52I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:53I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:54I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:55I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:56I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:57Hey, nerds.
00:46:27Come here.
00:46:29Well, congratulations.
00:46:32The client loved your pitch and your flexibility with staying with him over the weekend.
00:46:38So we have secured the deal.
00:46:40Yes.
00:46:41That's great, Mr. Hartley.
00:46:43So, as a token of his appreciation, he has asked me to give you this.
00:46:50One month of luxurious living in his stunning condo.
00:46:55Uh, wait.
00:46:57I already have a place to live, so don't really need it.
00:47:00Yeah, so do I.
00:47:01Yeah.
00:47:02Well, now you have two.
00:47:05And you cannot insult Norm by turning this down.
00:47:09Remember, it is your little marriage that helped seal this deal.
00:47:15So do not mess it up.
00:47:18Oh, okay.
00:47:38I'll leave it there for you.
00:47:45That's okay.
00:47:46I got it.
00:47:46Oh, it's okay.
00:47:47What's up?
00:47:48Oh.
00:47:50My lady.
00:47:50You can take the couch.
00:48:08Oh, come on.
00:48:09Really?
00:48:09It'll do your scrotus some good to live like the common folk for once.
00:48:13Oh, you see?
00:48:13I just think you're scared that you might give in to your urges if you were to sleep in the bed with me.
00:48:20I don't think that'll be a problem.
00:48:24I do.
00:48:25I don't know.
00:48:38I do.
00:48:44so you can cook
00:49:05a little bit
00:49:08my grandfather taught me
00:49:10he was all about
00:49:11family dinners
00:49:13maybe I could
00:49:19help
00:49:22well did he teach you how to cook for dates
00:49:30too
00:49:30maybe
00:49:32is this a date
00:49:36I don't think you can date your wife
00:49:39well I don't think anything
00:49:42about our marriage is conventional
00:49:43yeah good point
00:49:46want to see a trick
00:49:48yeah
00:49:49pretty impressive
00:49:55a little something
00:49:57let me take it for you
00:50:08what are you doing
00:50:15so Norm imported a special brand of ice cream
00:50:18and I want you to try
00:50:20I
00:50:21I
00:50:21I
00:50:22okay
00:50:23what's amazing
00:50:30good
00:50:31I
00:50:32have a
00:50:35now
00:50:37yeah
00:50:38I
00:50:43I
00:50:43I
00:50:43I
00:50:46I
00:50:48I
00:50:48Should we take this to the bedroom?
00:51:13Nice try, but no.
00:51:15Your little tactics while we're here.
00:51:17Okay, what tactics?
00:51:19Trying to weasel your way into my bedroom.
00:51:21The catch is all yours, hubby.
00:51:43Victoria, what a pleasure seeing you here.
00:51:46Um, hi, Douglas.
00:51:47It's nice to see one of our top investors.
00:51:50How are you?
00:51:51Very well.
00:51:53You know, Victoria, I've heard so much about you.
00:51:56I'd love to get some coffee sometime and discuss business.
00:51:59Um, maybe, but...
00:52:03Well, if it isn't my favorite playboy.
00:52:08Playboy.
00:52:09Ha!
00:52:10Um, I don't know what you're talking about.
00:52:12Does that mean you're free for me to steal you again?
00:52:15Not exactly.
00:52:17No.
00:52:17Oh, I see.
00:52:22Have you got something going on with Ms. Lockhart?
00:52:28It's complicated.
00:52:30Well, let's uncomplicate things.
00:52:33Don't you think?
00:52:34You know what?
00:52:51Maybe I'll take you up on that coffee.
00:52:54It might be nice to talk business.
00:52:56Maybe even more?
00:52:57That sounds great.
00:52:58Make sure it's worth your while.
00:53:01What's your availability next week?
00:53:02Uh, let me check the calendar.
00:53:03Okay, um, uh, Charlotte, um, okay, like I said, I am a little bit occupied, okay?
00:53:13It's a little complicated.
00:53:15Listen, I want to help you, Gavin.
00:53:19I know you're having a meeting with Duo Star Group.
00:53:22I just so happen to have some inside information that'll make your presentation stand out among the rest.
00:53:33You know what, Charlotte, why don't we get together and, um, rekindle things?
00:53:42Perfect.
00:53:54Hey, you two dummies, come with me.
00:53:56I have a couple of very influential clients that I need to introduce you to.
00:54:00Come on.
00:54:02You know.
00:54:03I've got some insider info on those clients.
00:54:07If you still want the CEO position, this could be your ticket.
00:54:19Had a nice night with, uh, Douglas, huh?
00:54:23Why?
00:54:24Are you jealous?
00:54:25Me?
00:54:26Jealous?
00:54:27No.
00:54:29Funny, because it sure sounds like you are.
00:54:31Not jealous.
00:54:32It's just concerned.
00:54:35Concerned?
00:54:35Mm-hmm.
00:54:36About what?
00:54:37I'm a big girl.
00:54:38I've lived my whole life without you.
00:54:40Maybe just concerned that you're trying to use him to get ahead.
00:54:43That's all.
00:54:44Oh, here we go again with the sleeping to the top rhetoric.
00:54:47Nope.
00:54:47Didn't say that.
00:54:48And you're one to talk.
00:54:50You've been using people for years.
00:54:53You're just mad that I'm playing the game smart.
00:54:55Okay, you know what?
00:54:56Forgive me for looking out for you.
00:54:59All right?
00:54:59Looking out for me?
00:55:01Yes.
00:55:02How could you possibly do that with your tongue down Charlotte's throat?
00:55:06Okay, you know what?
00:55:07Forget it.
00:55:08All right?
00:55:08Good night, Victoria.
00:55:10Victoria.
00:55:10Victoria.
00:55:15Good night, Captain.
00:55:16Good night.
00:55:46Good night.
00:55:49Wow.
00:55:50This is actually really good.
00:56:22Thanks, Gavin.
00:56:52What the hell?
00:56:59Good morning, sunshine.
00:57:02You can't join me.
00:57:04As delightful as that looks, I'll pass.
00:57:09Yours, all of us.
00:57:12Maybe later. I'm going to go for a run.
00:57:14You have time to do that before work?
00:57:17Yeah, my meeting are canceled.
00:57:20Okay.
00:57:22Well, I guess I'll see you at the office.
00:57:24Dinner tonight?
00:57:42I've got some new clients that I think would be a great fit for Harley Industries.
00:57:46Sure. Just send me the place and time and I'll be there.
00:57:56Where's Gavin?
00:57:57Oh, um, something came up.
00:58:00But don't worry.
00:58:01He's prepped me on the presentation, so we're not going to waste your time.
00:58:04Please go ahead and take a seat.
00:58:05Gavin, your It's Complicated is here with Douglas.
00:58:19As you can see, Harley Industries is the perfect company to fulfill your needs.
00:58:24So, if you'd like...
00:58:25Victoria!
00:58:26Hi, listen. I'm so sorry to interrupt, sweetheart.
00:58:30The baby is at home. It's crying.
00:58:33And we really have to go.
00:58:36What?
00:58:38Um, baby?
00:58:40Yeah.
00:58:41What baby? I don't have a baby.
00:58:43Listen, I know that it's still so new, but you do have a baby, sweetheart.
00:58:47It's just a postpartum psychosis that's talking. She's a little...
00:58:50Hold on. The what?
00:58:51Nothing. He's crazy.
00:58:53Well, I don't know what the hell is going on.
00:58:55But I don't have time for these games.
00:58:57Sir, I am so sorry to interrupt your dinner.
00:58:59Just let me get Miss Springs out of here and get her home, okay?
00:59:03Come on, sweetheart.
00:59:04Thank you so much. Come on.
00:59:05I will be right back, gentlemen.
00:59:07It's okay, sweetheart.
00:59:08Check out the pasta. It's really cool. You got it.
00:59:17Real nice.
00:59:18Yeah.
00:59:18A baby? Really?
00:59:19Yeah, a baby.
00:59:20What do you think? You can cancel my appointments and steal my clients without any consequences?
00:59:24You know, I think it's all in the past, Victoria.
00:59:27Sorry.
00:59:27It's Ralph.
00:59:28Hi.
00:59:28Gavin.
00:59:29Yes.
00:59:29I just spoke with Douglas and the clients, and they are willing to continue the meeting,
00:59:33but only with you, not Victoria.
00:59:35That is wonderful. Please tell them I will be right there.
00:59:40You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:59:42Karen was a bitch.
00:59:43Bye.
00:59:43You know, you owe me for that.
00:59:52Oh.
00:59:53Okay.
00:59:53And, uh, what would you like in return?
00:59:58A date.
01:00:00A date?
01:00:06I didn't know you were so funny, Gavin.
01:00:09That's what makes me so charming.
01:00:10Hmm.
01:00:11Hmm.
01:00:18Clearly, we weren't together long enough for me to discover all these sides of you.
01:00:25What do you say we take this somewhere more private?
01:00:32Hmm.
01:00:33Might as well have some fun.
01:00:36Victoria sure as hell won't care.
01:00:38Sure.
01:00:39Or not.
01:00:41Or not.
01:00:57Do you like wine?
01:01:00Yeah.
01:01:01Hmm?
01:01:01it's a little hot
01:01:08do you mind if I just get comfortable
01:01:31gavin what the hell is this really in our condo okay hold on is that what you think right
01:01:38oh forget it I don't want to hear anything out of your mouth make sure that she's gone before I get
01:01:44back I'd be more than happy to continue the dinner
01:02:02okay we should probably discuss the upcoming project with duo star they're our best but
01:02:20we just have to come up with a great pitch
01:02:22victoria life is about more than just business let's not talk shop all night
01:02:30let's just enjoy the moment here have another glass of wine
01:02:36but you know that we're supposed to be discussing business
01:02:43business talk can wait for business hours come on victoria you've been working so hard
01:02:48just let yourself unwind come on another perfect place
01:02:53okay yeah
01:03:01well I must have
01:03:05drunken with it I thought well let's get you out of here so you can rest
01:03:08wow I did not expect to get this job
01:03:18oh don't worry I'll take care of you
01:03:24what are you doing relax victoria we're both here to have a good time
01:03:30no I don't want stop being such a tease
01:03:36get away from me let go of me
01:03:39stop
01:03:39stop don't you fucking touch her
01:03:43don't get it
01:03:46you don't get it
01:03:51you shut the fuck up
01:03:56I got it
01:03:57you're disgusting
01:03:58you're disgusting
01:03:58you're disgusting
01:03:59you're disgusting
01:03:59Gavin
01:04:00I could have handled that on my own
01:04:04Gavin
01:04:04it's okay
01:04:09you're gonna fucking pay for this
01:04:17I don't want to pay for this
01:04:30I don't want to pay for this
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