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Private Lessons Full
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00:00Why am I not surprised?
00:18Glad to see entitlement is alive and well.
00:20By all means, park where you like, your majesty.
00:22Sorry, I just thought you might need like a bigger spot.
00:26No, Tristan, that would be you and your massively oversized eco.
00:29C'mon baby, leave Reject Riley alone.
00:32Everybody knows social leprosy is contagious.
00:46Aren't we supposed to be coasting as seniors?
00:49My financial aid app got rejected, so if I actually want to go to college, I gotta start saving.
00:54Okay, but we have more pressing issues.
00:57Like making sure you have a guy on your arm for prom.
01:00Or even better, a full-time boyfriend so you can finally cash in that V-card.
01:05Yeah, like any guy at the school would want to date an untouchable.
01:07It's fine. I have all the romance I need.
01:10Rochester, Heathcliff, Mr. Darcy.
01:13That was probably the most action she's gotten ever.
01:20So what, you're like a bookworm for hire now?
01:24Wow, I can read.
01:25Sarcasm and desperation, you know, you really are like the whole package, aren't you?
01:29He's dying.
01:37Honestly, I don't know what I ever did to Golden Boy.
01:39He's been like this since the second grade.
01:41He tagged on my pigtails one day at recess and never looked back.
01:44Usually that means a guy likes you.
01:46Yeah, well I'm not exactly fond of dumb jocks with poor motor skills, so...
01:59So, I'm thinking, jewel tones for prom, emerald green is like so our color.
02:22Yeah.
02:23Yeah, I know.
02:29So, next party, I'm thinking you definitely make sure you have something to drink other than beer.
02:36I'm thinking like a spiked kombucha might be nice.
02:38Okay, yeah, that sounds good.
02:39Also, I'm going shopping tonight, so I'm going to need your car and also your credit card.
02:44If that works for you, it works for me.
02:46Yup.
02:47Yup?
02:48Mhm.
02:55Adams, we need to talk.
02:59I, um...
03:00I, uh, I think I need you to tutor me.
03:03No, thank you.
03:06Look, I'm not exactly thrilled either, but...
03:09If I don't get my English grade up, I get kicked off the football team, so...
03:14Aw, it's not my problem.
03:16Yeah, but you, like, need the money, don't you?
03:19Yeah, there's no way in hell I'm tutoring you.
03:21You hate me.
03:22You hate me.
03:23You've been a massive asshole to me since we were seven, and you literally used to put kick me signs on my back.
03:28That was messing with you, that was a joke.
03:30Yeah, like I said, asshole.
03:32Wait.
03:33What if I paid you double your rate?
03:38Double?
03:40Come on, Adams, you walk around the school acting like you're smarter than everybody.
03:44This is your chance to prove it.
03:46Fine, but we play by my rules, understand?
03:51Yeah.
03:52If we're actually gonna do this, I'm in charge.
03:56So rule number one, you do whatever I say.
03:59Rule number two, I want half the money up front in cash.
04:02And rule number three...
04:03Nobody finds out about it.
04:06Why not?
04:07Because hanging out with you is kinda like social suicide.
04:10Jesus.
04:11Who are you, Regina George?
04:13You're so concerned with your precious reputation.
04:15I'm serious, though.
04:17Our little secret.
04:18Deal?
04:22Deal.
04:23Meet me in the library after practice and don't be late.
04:27Yes, ma'am.
04:33I told you Tristan likes you.
04:34Shhh.
04:35First of all, shush.
04:36Second of all, it's just tutoring.
04:38First comes tutoring, then comes prom, then comes...
04:41Marriage!
04:42Right, yeah.
04:43He literally told me he wants to keep it a secret because he's embarrassed to be seen with me.
04:48And besides, he only goes for brainless and bitchy.
04:51Look, I don't blame you for liking him.
04:53He's gorgeous and...
04:55I do not like him.
04:58No.
05:02So, what's with the Google eyes, hmm?
05:04Okay, fine.
05:05He's very conventionally attractive.
05:08But he's also dumb as rocks and a total dick.
05:11You know, Darcy started off as a dick, too.
05:15Just saying.
05:16Prom is in two weeks.
05:17It takes man tens of thousands of years to evolve.
05:20People can surprise you, Riley.
05:22If you give them a chance.
05:38I'm so off on the phone.
05:39That can cause you.
05:40You have to be king.
05:41It takes me to show a four-year-old�.
05:42But we talked called more.
05:43Yeah.
05:44On the floor.
05:45Which didn't do hardly ever work?
05:46The gross, and?
05:47It's enough.
05:48Isn't right.
05:49Thanks.
05:50I have...
05:51I do have to try it.
05:52It's better if I...
05:54It's better!
05:55So.
05:56I just...
05:57careful items you keep looking at me like that i might think you like what you see
06:11you mean a dumb jock who made me wait 20 minutes for them
06:14okay i'm sorry i'm sorry i practiced ran late but i'm i'm here now and i promise to be good
06:27pretty pleased
06:29if you're late again this is over yes ma'am
06:36okay so if mr darcy was like into elizabeth the whole time why didn't he just say something to her
06:47it's dramatic irony we know that darcy has feelings for her but he won't admit them to
06:53her or himself because they belong to different social classes
06:56okay so he thought like if he got into a relationship with her it would
07:01ruin his reputation ding ding ding gold star he's smarter than he looks folks
07:07never get tired of being such a know-it-all
07:10oh shit god
07:25invigorating but the third edition was better
07:33i'm excited for the fifth edition i'm surprised your girlfriend even knows her school has a library
07:39hello
07:47hello
07:57hello
08:01hello
08:03hello
08:05janet i already said i wasn't doing a blood pact with you let's go
08:10nurse's office
08:11nurse
08:12by the way she's uh she's not my girlfriend
08:17so you guys aren't hooking up
08:21i i didn't say that
08:25uh so you guys aren't going to the prom together and matching emerald green accessories
08:32that's kind of just what happens you know head cheerleader quarterback
08:37prom king and queen
08:39two beauties and not a brain in sight
08:41it's cliche
08:42yeah you think i'm a beauty
08:45what um no i'm not let's just focus on pride and prejudice like you're paying me to do
08:55just uh just not here that was that was way too close
08:59then where
09:01come on
09:04wow
09:11will you kids let me know if you need anything
09:14thank you mrs waters
09:17your nanny
09:18my nanny
09:19no she's the housekeeper
09:21been with us since i was a kid
09:23what is this place
09:25this was my mom's office
09:27yeah we haven't changed it
09:29since she died when i was in second grade
09:31second grade
09:32yeah i remember
09:33i'm i'm really sorry
09:36that you're sucked
09:38that was also when my mom left me and my dad
09:42right but um you know i still win right
09:48like uh mine was way more tragic
09:50i think we can both have equally tragic pasts
09:55yeah
09:55and here i thought we had nothing in common
09:57me neither
09:59no way
10:08your mom has a first edition of weather and heights
10:11oh wait don't touch that
10:12sorry that's like her uh that was like her favorite book so i just
10:18i get it
10:19it's my favorite too
10:21i've re-read it like 10 times which i know sounds crazy but i keep finding something new
10:26like did you know that bronte isn't fully co-signing on that all-consuming love she's actually just showing how destructive obsession can
10:33and uh i'm sorry i am rambling
10:37you are but you know it's cute so whatever
10:41okay let's get back to work literary devices don't learn themselves
10:49yeah yeah yeah of course
10:52there will be tons of cute guys at the party
10:58okay lots of potential prom dates
11:01unless you already have something in the works with tristan
11:05oh okay omg tell me tell me everything
11:10girl there is nothing to tell
11:12he's king of the school and i'm persona non grata
11:15he's not interested
11:16of course not
11:17i mean
11:18who would ever want a piece of reject riley
11:21unless
11:29have you ever gone down on a guy
11:33i mean you'll eat everything else anyway
11:37it's rude not to answer someone's question
11:40what i was doing her a favor
11:55she shouldn't eat all those carbs anyway
11:58what do you want
12:11i wanted to see if you're okay
12:12oh so now you're worried about me
12:14i thought you only worried about what other people thought
12:16you should
12:17wouldn't want anyone to see us together
12:19that's not fair we both agreed that no one could know
12:21know what
12:22that you're too stupid to pass high school english
12:24shit adam's an i'm the fucking asshole
12:26oh my gosh are you okay
12:41i will be
12:42he is such a dick
12:46but i've got an idea on how to make tristan hot for teacher
12:50well
12:51miss tutor
12:52no
12:53don't say it
12:54it's makeover time
12:55no
12:56okay
12:57we can doll each other up like we did when we were little kids
12:59you need this
13:01it'll be fun okay
13:02i'll cheer you up
13:04i promise
13:05you won't regret it
13:07no purple eyeshadow this time
13:09oh okay fine
13:11bye
13:12no
13:14no
13:18no
13:19no one please thank you
13:31a bookworm's quiet haven
13:34hiding
13:35see i pushed the thing and i did
14:00i look ridiculous
14:08i look
14:10you look hot
14:11okay and
14:11i don't wanna
14:14i'm not the only one who thinks so
14:16Let's have some fun, okay?
14:31Hey, you're looking good, Riley.
14:34Hey, I feel like I've never seen you at these things.
14:36Well, I'm usually not invited.
14:38I mean, I've just been busy tutoring and trying to save up for college next year.
14:43Oh, that's right.
14:44I think I've seen some of your flyers.
14:46You know, I could actually use a little help in English.
14:50Really?
14:52But don't you get A's?
14:54Yeah, but if it meant seeing you outside of school a little bit more, I wouldn't be mad at you.
14:58Hey, Adams, can I talk to you for a second?
15:10What the fuck are you doing?
15:12That asshole was trying to get in your pants. I was doing you a favor.
15:14So? Maybe I want him to.
15:16Not him!
15:17Why not, Chris? He's nice to me, unlike you.
15:21Besides, what do you care anyway?
15:22I don't care.
15:23Oh, Tracy, baby, what are you...
15:37What are you doing with her?
15:45Nothing. We're, um, just...
15:49Nothing.
15:52Right. Nothing.
15:54Okay, so you're telling me after he dragged you into his bedroom, he didn't have his wicked way with you?
16:20Ugh, boring. Luckily, there are other cherry-popping fish in the sea.
16:25Rose, what did I tell you about mixing your metaphors?
16:2845.
16:29I'm a little too, and you got my head over my shoes, but I like it, I like it.
16:36Come on, Purity Ring. You could use the exercise.
16:48Maybe a little warm-up.
16:56Oops, sorry.
16:57Are you okay?
17:00I mean, she's just such an easy, I mean, big target.
17:05Shut the fuck up, Amanda.
17:10What did you just say to me?
17:11Like, don't talk to her like that.
17:12It's okay.
17:14What's the big deal? Why are you defending her?
17:16The big deal is I'm not going to prom with a bitch.
17:19Oh, my gosh.
17:23What?
17:25Excuse you?
17:26You heard me. We're done.
17:29You're going to regret that.
17:36Jane Austen, eat your heart out.
17:39Watch it.
17:49What?
17:50Wait, I'll knock some sense into you?
17:52Look, I don't know what you think is happening with you and Tristan.
17:54Nothing's happening.
17:55Shut up.
17:57You just think you're so clever, don't you?
18:00Let me make you a promise, Adams.
18:02If Tristan isn't making your life a living hell anymore,
18:05I will.
18:06Gym class today was just the start.
18:27Can you please, like, stop doing that?
18:31Just let me know what's going on.
18:33I just wanted to say thank you
18:37for defending me earlier.
18:41You're welcome.
18:43So, why did you end things with her?
18:47Um, because she's a bitch.
18:50Yeah, right. Totally.
18:50Totally.
18:58Don't leave him hanging, Adams.
18:59I don't know what I'm doing.
19:02What? You've never been on a date before?
19:08What? Seriously?
19:10Well, is it really that much of a surprise?
19:14I'm a nerd, a loser, an untouchable, remember?
19:17Oh, come on. You're not that bad.
19:19Gee, thanks.
19:21No, I'm serious.
19:23You know, when you're not walking around the school
19:25acting like you're better than everybody
19:27and calling people assholes.
19:29Yeah, well, you try getting bullied for 10 years straight.
19:31Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire.
19:33So, you want, like, you want experience, right?
19:49Because I can, like, totally give you experience.
19:52Are you?
19:54If this is a joke...
19:55It's not a joke, no.
19:56You're helping me with English,
19:57so why can't I help you with, like, other things?
20:00What kind of things?
20:06Things you'll never find reading a book.
20:10Strictly educational, right?
20:12Yeah, strictly educational.
20:14No feelings.
20:18Good, because you know you're not really my type.
20:22Right back at you.
20:26So, you ready to get down to business?
20:30Mm-mm.
20:32Not so fast.
20:36Lesson number one.
20:38Good things come to those who wait.
20:41But you...
20:41No, no, no.
20:42See, if we're going to do this,
20:44I'm in charge.
20:46Yeah?
20:47Okay.
20:47Good girl.
20:49Let's try that again.
20:50So, that's what all the books are talking about?
21:13You're not going to...
21:14You're not going to swoon on me, are you?
21:18Was it okay?
21:19I mean, like, was it good?
21:22I haven't had my first kiss before, so I wasn't...
21:24Look, trust me.
21:25It was good.
21:26It was good.
21:28Trust you?
21:31Why should I?
21:35I promise you, you can trust me.
21:37It was good.
21:42What?
21:43No, no.
21:43What are you doing?
21:46What did I just say?
21:46And, like, anyway, isn't it time for you to teach me something?
21:54Come on.
21:55Now, who can give an example of subtext in Pride and Prejudice?
22:13Yes.
22:14Okay, let's try it.
22:16Let's try it.
22:35Take it.
22:37Imagine if I was you know sitting even closer than I am now I'd probably put my hand under
23:05the desk rested on your thigh like right here warm still and just enough pressure so you'd know I'm
23:15there he'd shoot me a look that says stop but we both know we wouldn't really want to he tried to
23:24look on me try to focus but I'd move higher and higher
23:35Riley
23:41everything okay
23:45everything's fine
23:49you're flushed sure you don't want to go see a nurse okay then back to mr. Wickham
23:56Austin is writing about the very slow sometimes painful process of understanding another human
24:02being that's what makes the book enduring not the setting not the dresses or the balls but the
24:09emotional honesty of watching two people become worthy of each other and it's not just Elizabeth
24:15and Darcy consider how Austin treats the secondary characters mr. Collins who is absurdly self-important
24:22Lydia who is impulsive to the point of danger
24:25please like don't hold back at all you need at least a c-plus on your term paper to pass English
24:38and as your tutor I know you could use a better word than just good to describe Jane Austen's writing
24:46great like really great um I don't know masterful see that's much better
24:59how about a reward for all my hard work give me my pen back
25:05this pen you want yes I need that pen you need this pen give me the pen back give me the pen back
25:12get the pen get it it it's right here
25:29we should really get back to your paper I think it's your turn for a little tutoring
25:42Riley was here late yeah we had a lot of studying to do so that's what the kids are calling it these days
26:07Riley's just my English tutor right well she seems like a keeper to me okay well there's nothing to keep because we're not together
26:17but you like her right
26:21I don't want to talk about this
26:25did my dad call he called earlier he had to extend his business trip by a few days right of course
26:34I mean why did he get me to play football if he's just gonna miss every fucking game
26:39I'm sorry sweetheart but Tristan you need to do what you want not what other people want you to do
26:58what the fuck
27:04oh my god
27:09girls help her
27:11really Amanda look I was just trying to help
27:22I mean there's no shame in the game honey it is senior year and you are still a virgin
27:27so desperate times
27:32girls
27:35let's go
27:37thanks
27:48oh
27:50that was the least I could do
27:54no really I owe you one
27:56well you never did text me back about tutoring
28:00well we both know you don't need my help with English
28:03all right fine
28:05the drama club is doing Shakespeare in the Park this weekend
28:08be my date to the show
28:11really
28:14I'd love to
28:17awesome
28:17I'll text you Riley
28:29okay so he's no Mr. Darcy but I'd take him Mr. Bingley like that any day
28:34hey
28:35I know but look
28:37screw her okay she's an asshole
28:40you're gonna go on this lady
28:43and you're gonna have so much fun
28:45thank you
28:45can I uh
29:00can I ask you something
29:01that's what I'm here for
29:03not about English
29:07I'm having a party here on the weekend you want to come
29:10well what happened to being seen with me with social suicide
29:14seriously
29:16King Tristan doesn't give a shit what people say
29:20I don't know maybe I'm
29:23maybe I'm taking a page out of your book
29:31Tristan
29:37you know maybe what I want to do with you shouldn't be seen in public
29:44I have plans tomorrow night
29:46can I talk
29:50Tristan
29:54I promise you won't regret it
30:01I don't know
30:23I don't know really
30:23I don't know if there's one hell of a party
30:25he is not my man
30:28really
30:28then why are you at Shakespeare in the park with Chris
30:32girl
30:32just admit it you're down bad
30:34I am not
30:37embrace it Riley
30:38it's a good thing
30:39okay
30:54right let's dance
30:57I'm gonna get some air
31:01I'm gonna get some air
31:03you can get some air
31:08knew I'd find you here
31:11great party
31:13then um
31:14why do I only want to be here with you
31:18we're all your loyal subjects
31:21I mean friends
31:22I don't give a
31:22Shit
31:42Fast learner
31:52Did I do something wrong?
32:01No you didn't do anything wrong, it's just
32:03The next step is like a really big step Riley
32:07I know
32:09No, it's like one that you can't ever untake
32:13It's not a word
32:15From here I thought we were making progress with our tutoring sessions
32:18Can you just be serious with me for a second?
32:20I am
32:23I want to take the next step and I want to take it with you
32:26Do you want me?
32:28Yeah, more than you know
32:50No, I'm gonna break the word
32:54Put me in the water, tell me I'm renamed
32:58By yourself reclaimed
33:02So, how do you feel?
33:08Good
33:10Good
33:11I know you as my English tutor
33:14Are gonna use some lame ass word like good
33:16I feel stellar
33:20Magnificent
33:22Sublime
33:24I feel special
33:26You made me feel special
33:36Oh my fucking god
33:37Did you guys just fuck?
33:38Are you kidding me?
33:40Bro, since when are you into nerds?
33:42Or fat chicks
33:44Fuck off Chad
33:45So you broke up with me to go dumpster diving?
33:48Really Tristan, that's fucking pathetic
33:52Like honestly embarrassing
33:54Tristan
33:56I guess the party's over guys
34:00So let's leave these two love birds to it
34:06It was a joke
34:10It was a joke
34:14Obviously I'm not
34:16I'm not
34:18I'm with Adams
34:20I'm messing with her
34:22I'm messing with her
34:24Dude
34:26That is cold as hell
34:30I didn't realize prudes had so many levels to pathetic
34:34So all that shit about trusting you, that was bullshit, huh?
34:42You're a coward, you know that?
34:44Yeah, I think you should go
35:00Baby, I didn't know you had that in you
35:02That was really mean
35:04I loved it
35:08So now that you're done slumming it for the bit
35:10What do you say we get back on track for prom?
35:16That fucking dick
35:18Honestly, it's my fault
35:20Riley, it is 100% not your fault
35:22No, I should have known better
35:24I shouldn't have let my guard down, you know
35:26Once an asshole, always an asshole
35:32Look who's back on top
35:34Look who's back on top
35:36I guess all is right in the world again
35:38You okay?
35:40I'm fine
35:42You okay?
35:44I'm fine
35:50You okay?
35:52I'm fine
36:02Damn you, Darcy
36:04Hey, can I just, can I talk to you?
36:16Whoa, in public?
36:17Okay Riley, we both agreed to keep this a secret
36:19I mean, is that really how you wanted people to find out?
36:21No
36:23What I want is someone who isn't embarrassed to be with me
36:25Someone who doesn't live and die by his high school reputation
36:27Someone I can trust
36:29Okay, I get it, I fucked up
36:31I fucked up, okay?
36:33It's just what we had, it felt really good, it felt special
36:35And I don't want to ruin that by letting other people into it
36:37Right, I bet
36:40Here
36:41That's all you paid me for tutoring, take it
36:43I'm not taking that
36:44You need that for college, I don't
36:45I would rather work four shitty jobs to go to school than take a single cent from you
37:15If anyone should know
37:17If anyone should know
37:19While in your mother's library
37:21Our true colors start to show
37:23A stolen kiss
37:25A whispered word
37:27Then silence in the hall
37:29Is this just education
37:31Or am I about to fall
37:35In private lessons
37:37Where
37:39All right, Adams
37:41You drive a very hard bargain
37:43Tutoring won't work
37:45Shakespeare won't work
37:47So
37:49What about prom?
37:55I'd love to
37:57Yeah
37:59Dear
38:01Thanks
38:13Mr. Darcy
38:23Does your lack of appetite have anything to do with the fact that Riley hasn't been coming around anymore?
38:27Not so fast, mister! What happened?
38:33People found out about us
38:35About what? The tutoring?
38:37Oh, right
38:39I hate to say I told you so
38:41Yes, okay, I get it
38:43You told me so
38:45Yeah, people found out about us
38:47And I may have said it was a joke
38:49Hmm
38:51Yeah, I know
38:53Yeah, I know
38:55I fucked up
38:57Honestly, I think I got scared
39:01Because like I
39:03I really like her
39:05And I feel like I'm supposed to be this
39:07What is this supposed to crap?
39:09Since when do you let other people decide what's right for you?
39:11Since I want to keep my friends
39:13No, seriously
39:15Like people expect me to be this star football player
39:17And this guy that only dates girls
39:19Like Amanda
39:21You know, and throw ragers and get fucked up
39:23But you know, not too fucked up
39:25Because that would be just too much
39:26It's like
39:27It's like people have this idea of me
39:29This perfect version of me in their heads
39:31And if I don't live up to that
39:33If I don't live up to that, then I'm nothing
39:35But you're not nothing
39:37If they are your real friends, they will accept you no matter what
39:41I don't think it matters anyway
39:45Riley made it perfectly clear
39:47She wants nothing to do with me, so
39:49I don't know, I don't blame her either
39:51But it's not too late
39:53You like her
39:55You fight for her
39:57Out in the open
40:11Let me see
40:17Hey, uh-uh, asshole
40:21Just leave her alone
40:22I just gotta give her one thing
40:23Just one thing
40:29You already
40:35Tristan, I...
40:37Withering Heights
40:40Looks boring
40:41Yeah, perfect
40:42Cause it's not for you
40:48Honey, what are you doing?
40:49We discussed this
40:50You're supposed to be done with this loser
40:51Amanda, you're actually the loser
40:56I'm an idiot, okay?
40:57And I know we have a bunch of rules and everything
40:59But I don't wanna keep this a secret anymore, Riley
41:02Like, I like you a lot
41:04And I can't...
41:05I can't hide that
41:07Am I hearing this right?
41:08You're...
41:09You're choosing her over me?
41:11Are you fucking kidding?
41:12Tristan, this is not a good look
41:14Yeah, well, good thing I don't care about what you think
41:16Or anyone else thinks of me anymore
41:18Fine
41:20Enjoy being a nobody
41:22Enjoy being a nobody
41:23I'm sure you and Reject Riley will be very happy together
41:32I hope so
41:34This is for everything you've done for me
41:37Because you won't, you know, accept any of my money
41:41I can't accept this
41:42No, no, no, you can't, you can't
41:43You know, I'm giving it to you because you're the only one that will actually, you know, take good care of it
41:52Riley Adams, you are the best thing that's ever happened to me
41:58Chase
41:59No, I can't think of a better word
42:00Um, Riley Adams, you are the most captivating
42:04The most electrifying, impressive, and magnificent girl I've ever met in my life
42:10And I should have said this a long time ago, but...
42:14You wanna go to prom with me?
42:16You actually think this is gonna work?
42:29I do
42:30And I wanna, I wanna try to make it work, don't you?
42:33I, I do, but...
42:35Can I trust you?
42:38I promise you, you can trust me
42:41You really want to?
42:42Yes, yes, I really want to
42:44Now can you please just get out of your own way and let me
42:46I don't think I can
42:47I don't think I can
42:49You can, because...
42:54I will do to you
42:56Okay
42:58Fine
42:59I'll go to the prom with you, Justin
43:00Yes
43:02But, there's something I have to do first
43:12Now what I want to do first
43:17werd to be
43:39Or destiny's design
43:42Oh, Tristan
43:47Mr. Darcy!
43:59Wanna go to prom with me?
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