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marry the coma patient
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00:00Oh, shit.
00:05You bitch!
00:06You know, this entire dress costs more than your entire wardrobe.
00:10Proving money can't buy taste.
00:14Stay away from me, Encina.
00:26You just can't keep yourself away from me, can you?
00:30I can fly straight into the sun, and I still won't be far enough away from you, Kate.
00:38You sure about that?
00:44Jason!
00:49Go on.
00:50The homecoming queen from Howl is waiting for you.
00:53Jason's been giving me shit since third grade.
00:59No, he blames me for what our parents did.
01:02Like, I'm the one that made his dad try to seduce my mom.
01:05Why didn't you come over right away?
01:07Well, she was...
01:09I don't know.
01:10Can you spill this on me?
01:11This is vintage Dior, please.
01:13You know, if he wants to fuck with me, I'll give it to him twice as hard.
01:17You look... you look great.
01:20I think you both get off on torturing each other.
01:26No.
01:27No.
01:28No.
01:29No.
01:30Oh.
01:31My magnet for assholes?
01:33Oh.
01:34Why are you ignoring my calls, Cara?
01:37I'm suddenly over this party.
01:40I'm gonna make sure no one's blocking our car in.
01:42You good?
01:43We're done, Adam.
01:47I messed up, babe.
01:48I'm human.
01:49Mess up's a funny way of saying you shoved your tongue down some other girl's throat.
01:53We're done when I say we're done.
01:56Don't fucking touch her.
01:59This your new boyfriend?
02:01Oh, absolutely not.
02:02None of your business.
02:05Get out of my house.
02:06Make me.
02:07Bye!
02:08Stop!
02:09Stop!
02:10Stop!
02:11Stop!
02:12Stop!
02:13No!
02:14No!
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02:38No!
02:40I think you broke his nose.
02:42What the hell's wrong with you?
02:44Cara, I was defending you.
02:45I had it handled.
02:46Uh-ow, Cara, I'm-
02:50Ashton says,очь militarism.
02:52I'm gonna mess him up.
02:55Adam went down hard. It was hilarious.
02:58I just want to forget about it.
03:00You know, if we want the Booster Club's travel grant to go to nationals,
03:03we have to focus.
03:05And why can't we use our 10K followers?
03:07Make the routine go viral?
03:09Get the money that way?
03:11Because the football team's also going for the travel grant.
03:14And I want to crush that entitled prick, Jason Cade.
03:18Well, I think his girlfriend might beat you to it.
03:24Are you seriously trying to replace me with that bitch Cara?
03:27Is that why you beat up her boyfriend?
03:30He was being a piece of shit. It's not that deep.
03:33I saw you followed some slut out in New York.
03:36Hey, that's my cousin.
03:38Sienna, Jesus, do you not hear yourself?
03:41You know, they deserve each other.
03:43I guess they're breaking up. Well, again.
03:48Where's your phone?
03:50No! No!
03:52Phone! No!
03:53Stop!
03:54We're not doing this.
03:57We're done.
03:58You think I'm gonna let you go that easy?
03:59Cara Acosta and Jason Cade to the principal's office.
04:02Immediately.
04:11Are you seriously trying to flirt with her in front of me right now?
04:14Get to the next period, please. No, no.
04:15You're gonna walk me to class.
04:16I don't want to walk you to class.
04:17We're not done, Jason.
04:18Fucking snitch.
04:19Hey, Acosta. Get in here.
04:20Kiss me? Is that what you're gonna do?
04:21Principal Garrett, I should not be here.
04:22I have nothing to do with those two idiots.
04:23Really? Because Adam tells me that you were the one who started the fight.
04:25No, I tried to stop the fight.
04:26He said that you threatened him with violence.
04:30snitch hey acosta get in here kiss me is that what you're gonna do principal care i should not be
04:42here i have nothing to do with those two idiots really because adam tells me that you were the
04:47one who started the fight uh no i tried to stop the fight he said that you threatened him with
04:53violence the fight happened after hours on private property i don't know why we're here
04:59you're our students outside these walls as well as in you and you saturday detentions for a month
05:08together since you can't act like adults around each other i'll treat you like children
05:16you'll play nice at daycare until you learn to get along like i'd ever play with him but she is the
05:23reason why we don't get along enough you two really bring out the worst in each other
05:28but we've got to learn to work together so school service you'll help set up the halloween
05:36fundraiser you know terrible company aside i can't okay the dance team on saturday oh the football
05:43team that's two days on saturday i'm sorry did i say this was up for negotiation the football team
05:49we're going for the state championship yeah and we're going to nationals well you should have
05:53thought of that before you tarnish the school's reputation i'll see you on saturday we're done
06:00out out
06:03is it written in the acasa family bylaws to ruin my life hey if only the cade men weren't such
06:14colossal pieces of shit okay says the girl dating that guy yeah you know tell your juvie-bound
06:20boyfriend thinking of mine ex-boyfriend this is all your fault for being an unthinking unpredictable
06:27irrational egotistical violent
06:30okay what the absolute fuck
06:55do you need an exorcism it's sienna we broke up okay and i just want her to leave me alone
07:13that's it
07:20you know you're not a bad kisser costa not when you actually let yourself
07:36how about
07:39you take another go at that
07:45yeah actually i gotta go bleach my mouth
07:58stay the hell away from me
08:01uh was it was that bad okay
08:06don't you sit in the back with the other subhumans
08:16no not today i wanted a better view for your presentation and you already know i get straight
08:23a's no matter where i sit so yeah
08:30does it piss you off that i'm smarter than you
08:34the hell you are
08:35i made you cry for third grade spelling bee
08:38miss garcia i'm ready to present
08:40thank you for
08:47my presentation is on the amazon warriors
08:51oh
08:52oops
08:53how did that get there
08:55hey where did you get that photo
09:07after dealing with your merciless bullshit bullying all these years
09:12i have my ways
09:14what can it be called bullying when you're just as much of an asshole
09:18are you mad that i'm beating you at your own game
09:25at your own game
09:26Do it your own game?
09:56See you in your wet dreams, Cade.
10:05Don't start what you can't finish.
10:16Fuck!
10:19Fuck!
10:20Is that a damsel in distress right here?
10:23Need a ride?
10:24Not from you.
10:27My dad, um, he's coming, actually, yeah.
10:30In like 10 minutes.
10:36Okay, okay.
10:39Well, now that I think about it, I saw Adam heading this way.
10:42So, have fun hanging out with your toxic ex.
10:50Wait!
10:54There will be no need to talk.
10:59There will be no need to talk.
11:00Hey, what are you watching?
11:01The routine I'm choreographing for nationals.
11:05Mm-hmm.
11:06Allie thinks if we post it, we'll go viral.
11:07We'll make some money for the trip.
11:08Why?
11:09No, why don't you?
11:10No, why don't you?
11:11Because I like to make money the old-fashioned way.
11:15I just...
11:16By destroying my enemies in bloodthirsty combat.
11:18No, why don't you?
11:20Mm-hmm.
11:21Mm-hmm.
11:22Mm-hmm.
11:23Mm-hmm.
11:24By destroying my enemies in bloodthirsty combat.
11:26Mm-hmm.
11:27Mm-hmm.
11:28Mm-hmm.
11:29Allie thinks if we post it, we'll go viral.
11:30We'll make some money for the trip.
11:31Why?
11:32No, why don't you?
11:34Because I like to make money the old-fashioned way.
11:37I just...
11:38By destroying my enemies in bloodthirsty combat.
11:44Mm-hmm.
11:59Thirsty?
12:00Mm-hmm.
12:03Tell me, Acosta.
12:05Tell me when.
12:07Or is the combat a little too hot for you?
12:25You know your parents must be inside, right?
12:30What do you think they'll say when they find out?
12:33You know just how bad you've been.
12:40My dad has every reason to trust me.
12:44And I don't give a shit about my mom.
12:47Why?
12:48Because she's a bitch like you.
12:49Hey!
12:50It's because she fucking left us, okay?
12:53When I was eight.
12:55After everything that went down with your dad.
12:57Wait, your parents split too?
13:01At least your dad's still in town.
13:05I don't even know where my mom went.
13:07But sure.
13:09She's a bitch like me.
13:11No, no, no, no.
13:12Acosta, please.
13:13Stop.
13:14I'm sorry.
13:15That was fucked up for me to say.
13:20My dad's an asshole.
13:24Honestly.
13:26And I don't want to be anything like him.
13:29So, yeah, I mean it.
13:33I'm sorry.
13:41I feel like we're just set up for failure, huh?
13:43In the whole relationship department, you know?
13:46No.
13:49Why are you being nice to me now?
13:56Is that a problem?
13:57No.
13:59It's just...
14:00weird.
14:07I'm gonna go now.
14:10No.
14:11I'll see you on Saturday.
14:12No!
14:14Oh my God.
14:16Really?
14:19See you Saturday, Acosta.
14:32I think I need a hazmat suit.
14:34Right?
14:35I mean, if the Booster Club wants a Halloween fundraiser so bad,
14:38it's just...
14:39should have kept it this way.
14:41And then how would they make their students compete for their money?
14:43You mean the football team's money?
14:47Yeah.
14:48Over my dead body.
14:50Okay.
14:51Deal.
14:52First one anaphylaxis loses.
14:53Fuck you.
14:54You know, bad allergies are a sign of a good immune system.
14:58Whoa!
14:59What is it?
15:00What is it?
15:01It's a spider and it touched my hand.
15:02Okay.
15:03Okay.
15:04Calm down.
15:05Calm down.
15:06Hey.
15:07I'm sorry.
15:08What?
15:09It's a spider.
15:10I'm sorry.
15:11I'm sorry.
15:12What is it?
15:13What?
15:14Oh, Tim Harris.
15:15No no no no!
15:16It's fucking good!
15:17No no no no!
15:18No no no!
15:20Jason Cade.
15:21Afraid of an arachnid.
15:22What?
15:23What?
15:24No, no, no!
15:25It's Jason Kane, afraid of an arachnid.
15:30Yo, fuck off.
15:32Oh, shit.
15:34Whoa.
15:35This must be the old theater program.
15:39You know, this damn school keeps cutting the arts.
15:42You know, if I can't get the dance team a national title this year, we're next.
15:47Meanwhile, the football team gets whatever we want, whenever we want.
15:51Yeah.
15:52I know, Jason.
15:54Everyone knows.
15:55I'm saying I agree with you, Cara.
15:58We have way more than we need and...
16:01Oh, fuck no.
16:04The football team will probably get the travel grant without even trying.
16:08Not if I can help it.
16:11Damn!
16:16You got a Halloween costume yet?
16:30Oh!
16:31Oh!
16:32Oh!
16:33Bad lil' baby when I'm hot like tea.
16:37I'm a bad lil' chick with a body on me like.
16:40No ring, ring, ring.
16:42Never met a girl like me in his dreams.
16:44Lit like big with a face on me.
16:46All the bad boys tryna get with me.
16:48No ring, ring, ring.
16:50But they ain't got a hook like me.
16:52They don't do it.
16:53The morning calls.
16:55Baby you know that I won't pick up at the moment.
16:59I left the flowers right at your door.
17:03Tell me about it.
17:04Done.
17:05Hey, LaCosta!
17:06You're done for the day.
17:11I'm starving.
17:26Yeah, what are you doing for dinner?
17:30Just frozen pizza.
17:33It's just me and my dad, so...
17:39It doesn't really cook for the two of us.
17:44Yeah, two's enough to cook for.
17:50Uh, do you wanna come over?
17:53You know, for...
17:56For dinner?
17:58You asked me out on a date?
18:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
18:11Don't get ahead of yourself.
18:12I'm asking for your help to finish leftovers.
18:15If that's your idea of a date, then Adam is way more of a bitch than I thought.
18:19If I ever did take you out, it'd be for something way nicer than reheated lasagna in my kitchen.
18:36Hmm.
18:37Well, good thing it's not a date then.
18:41Well, good thing it's not a date then.
18:53You really were starving.
18:56This is amazing.
18:58Yeah?
18:59Did your mom make it?
19:01I made it.
19:04Mm.
19:06Sex is much.
19:09In my defense, you were right.
19:13Oh, my God.
19:14Calm down with the dirty Taco Costa.
19:17The only food Adam and I ever ate was Taco Bell.
19:23Mm.
19:24Yeah, I know one of you two broke up.
19:26Yeah, bro had no idea how good he had it.
19:32What?
19:33Mm.
19:34There you go again.
19:35Hmm.
19:36Being nice to me.
19:38When you say shit like that, sad shit like that, I mean, what am I supposed to say?
19:46So, you and Sienna, why'd you break up with her this time?
20:03Well, Sienna can be controlling.
20:08Mm.
20:09Controlling how?
20:12She made me give her all the passwords on my phone.
20:19She doesn't really like when I talk to other girls, including female relatives, apparently.
20:25Oh?
20:26Yeah.
20:27Gross.
20:28Like, borderline abusive gross.
20:31Eh.
20:32Adam left me alone because of you.
20:37Hmm.
20:38What if I help you with Sienna?
20:42Uh-oh.
20:43Let me borrow one of your jerseys for the next home game.
20:48What?
20:49No.
20:50What?
20:51No.
20:52What?
20:53No.
20:54No.
20:55No.
20:56No.
20:57No.
20:58Sienna's gonna be so pissed.
20:59And that's why it will work.
21:01Trust me.
21:02I got your back, Kate.
21:05No.
21:06No.
21:07No.
21:08No.
21:09No.
21:10No.
21:11No.
21:12No.
21:13No.
21:14No.
21:15No.
21:16No.
21:17No.
21:18No, but, you know, even though he's still frustrating as shit, he's not a total douchebag.
21:23Kara, be so for real right now.
21:26You are more obsessed with Jason than you ever were with Adam.
21:31Hmm.
21:33Kate!
21:35Oh, shit.
21:37Kate!
21:38Kate!
21:39What the fuck is your problem, man?
21:41You!
21:42Spending all your time with my girlfriend.
21:44She's your ex.
21:45Why don't you get about that?
21:46Does she sleep with you?
21:48Jerry, I don't want you to fuck me now.
21:54What?
21:55Hey!
21:56Hey!
21:57Hey!
21:58Hey!
21:59Do you wanna get kicked off the football team?
22:01Did you not hear what he just said about you?
22:03I've been called worse.
22:06Go.
22:11You absolute piece of shit!
22:13Couldn't take responsibility when you cheated on me?
22:15Said it was my fault for not fucking you sooner?
22:17You know what?
22:19You can blame all your problems on women, Adam.
22:22Say we're whores, or prudes, or whatever fucking word you need to make yourself feel big.
22:28I only need one word to describe you.
22:31Coward.
22:32You know, it's kinda quiet around here when you're not making my life a living hell.
22:52Hmm.
22:53So, why do you go around wanting to fight people all the time?
23:08You don't know what you're talking about.
23:10I know you can use some anger management classes.
23:14Or, like a really expensive therapist.
23:21Maybe I am angry.
23:22Maybe I'm just like my dad.
23:25What do you mean?
23:26Everything pissed him off.
23:27Everything.
23:28I remember once I spilled milk, chocolate milk, in the kitchen.
23:43Then he screamed at me.
23:45And he said I didn't deserve a second glass because I spilled the first one.
23:49And, um...
23:53Yeah, I was six.
23:56And that's psychotic.
24:00It was better when he took it out on me, though.
24:02Because that just meant he wasn't taking it out on my mom.
24:07No, but it wasn't physical.
24:09It's like...
24:11Every time he came around us, he just made us feel like shit.
24:15Like...
24:16Like he made us feel like we were the source of every single problem he had in his life.
24:20Yeah.
24:22So you may hate your mom.
24:26But, um...
24:29She dodged a fucking bullet dumping that asshole.
24:31And that's why you're with Sienna.
24:41Yeah.
24:43I was trying to figure that one out.
24:46What do you mean?
24:48I'm gonna say something.
24:50But don't use it against me.
24:51Okay?
24:53Okay.
24:56You're a good guy.
24:57And I think you're with Sienna because she feels familiar.
25:03Treating you like shit all the time.
25:12Okay.
25:14Thank you for the therapy session.
25:17Is that...
25:18Is that 400 bucks?
25:20You know what?
25:21You can consider it pro bono.
25:23Okay.
25:24Yeah.
25:26But I mean it.
25:32You deserve better.
25:34Hmm.
25:49I don't wanna kiss you.
25:51So kiss me.
25:53So kiss me.
25:54What the hell?
26:19Um, he was just like cracking my back.
26:21Listen, this school has never had a teen pregnancy.
26:24We're not gonna start now.
26:26Yeah.
26:27Get back to work.
26:28Yeah.
26:29I'm watching you.
26:41I can't believe you're going through with this.
26:43Jason helped me get rid of Adam.
26:45I'm just returning the favor.
26:47No way you got rid of Adam.
26:49No.
26:50You're doing this because you like Jason and you want to date him.
26:55Yes.
26:56Okay.
26:57I'm having some feelings for the devil himself.
26:59But that doesn't mean I want to be with him.
27:01Yeah, fucking right.
27:02You'd have his babies right now.
27:04No, I wouldn't.
27:05Ali, I'm serious.
27:07His messages are mixed at best.
27:11He just wants to win.
27:13I have no idea how he really feels about me.
27:15Is that the only thing stopping you?
27:17I guess we're even now.
27:18I'm gonna be ruining my homecoming dress.
27:19I guess we're even now.
27:20I'm gonna be ruining my homecoming dress.
27:21I guess we're even now.
27:22I'm gonna be ruining my homecoming dress.
27:26Thank God you didn't ruin the jersey.
27:51Yeah, don't get too comfortable with me.
27:55Yeah, don't get too comfortable wearing that.
27:56You bitch.
27:57Stop this, baby!
28:10See ya.
28:11Hey, my god.
28:12See ya.
28:13See ya.
28:15See ya.
28:17See ya.
28:18Not too close.
28:19See ya.
28:20See ya.
28:21See ya.
28:23See ya.
28:25See ya.
28:30wish i could see sienna's face today you're really doing me a solid enemy of my enemy is my friend
28:52right right if only our shitty cheating parents could see us now let's do them next
28:59you ruin my mom's life and i'll get back at your dad
29:12so spotted your man yet he's not my man
29:18but i think he volunteered at one of the game booths outside
29:21looking for me
29:34whoa whoa the way you're arguing right now could make you go to hell acosta
29:41and dressing up as your alter ego could blow your cover mr perfect all-american
29:46well i like to be well-rounded you know that
29:54you should check out the haunted house it came out really well
29:58yeah i know we made it i know but it has all the lights and monsters and
30:02shit
30:08are you scared
30:10hmm not that scared
30:13oh no no no you're coming you're going wait wait whoa whoa my gosh
30:27damn christ ah i don't like things jumping out at me okay it's just no one does
30:35whoa it's a normal human evolution thing don't worry i'll i'll protect you i just need to get
30:42evidence of you screaming like a little boy first no i i don't think so i don't think so
30:48the zombie who works this part is on his dinner break
30:50perfect because i've been waiting for this all day
31:04we have to stop attacking each other's faces all the time
31:07why
31:08because i don't know what this is you know i i just got out of a relationship
31:13terrible relationship and you cheated on me and you're probably like gonna get back to sienna soon and
31:19no i'm not going back to her
31:28fine but you and me
31:33like what are we doing here
31:38in front of me is with benefits
31:41i'm serious jason
31:45so am i
31:49there's years in the making
31:52i think we ought to ourselves to see what all this pent-up energy can get us
31:57i'm not having sex with you
32:03sex
32:06who said anything about sex
32:19i just want to see if i can make you scream
32:32for something good this time
32:47i don't know if someone can come in in a second who cares
32:59wait do you care
33:01all right who care less
33:01okay
33:15Is this okay?
33:35Tell me.
33:39Yes.
33:41I want you to.
33:45I want you to.
34:15You're there walking around with the president of the booster club.
34:18You should go talk to her.
34:19Tell her about her chances at nationals.
34:20Good idea.
34:21Good idea.
34:21Jason, come on over here.
34:27Jason, I heard you're ready to take the Mustangs to a victory at state.
34:32Born ready, ma'am.
34:34Pam here was just telling us the good news.
34:36The football team got the travel grant.
34:38Congratulations.
34:44Isn't that great?
34:47Aren't you excited?
34:49You should have seen what I had to do.
34:51How about a little appreciation, son?
34:53Yeah, thank you so much.
34:55Oh my gosh.
34:55Um, I have to go real quick.
35:00Sorry.
35:00I haven't been done.
35:03Oh, you're welcome.
35:07Ooh.
35:08Ah.
35:08Ah.
36:40It'll break the internet.
36:41No.
36:42I'd rather not get my hopes up again.
36:45Yeah.
36:46I'm so sorry, Carl, about how things went down with the Booster Club.
36:54You guys deserve the grant money.
36:56More than us anyway.
36:58Just when we start to like each other too.
37:04Like each other?
37:08Like each other.
37:09Okay.
37:10Come on.
37:11Let me do something special for you.
37:14Okay.
37:15Come on.
37:16Let me do something special for you.
37:22I'm not gonna lie.
37:23This is pretty cute.
37:24I'm not gonna lie.
37:25This is pretty cute.
37:26That was you as fuck, right?
37:27I'm not gonna lie.
37:28This is pretty cute.
37:29I'm not gonna lie.
37:30This is pretty cute.
37:31I was you as fuck, right?
37:32And romantic.
37:33That is the goal.
37:34Because that is the place.
37:36I'm
37:50That was you as fuck, right?
37:53To talk to each other than twice.
37:55And romantic.
37:58That is the goal.
38:06Hey.
38:09Okay.
38:13Never have I ever...
38:19Devoured or played a pad tie in two minutes flat.
38:26Fine.
38:31You wanna play dirty?
38:36Never have I ever...
38:39Had sex.
38:49You're a virgin?
38:52Yeah.
38:55You have something to say about that?
39:02Never have I ever cared. That sounds a virgin.
39:04Never have I ever...
39:15Fallen for someone I hate.
39:18Fallen for someone I hate.
39:28So you're telling me you're not feeling what I'm feeling?
39:31I'm gonna get you back for that, Acosta.
39:44Can't stop thinking about last weekend.
40:02Come over tonight?
40:03My parents are gone.
40:20How do we feel about strip poker?
40:22Kara?
40:24Fuck.
40:25What the fuck?
40:26See and I wasn't anywhere near you last weekend.
40:27What the fuck?
40:28What the fuck?
40:29See and I wasn't anywhere near you last weekend.
40:33What are you doing here?
40:34I'm here for you, Jason.
40:35Did you forget about me?
40:36Did you forget about me?
40:41Look, I'm...
40:42We're meant to be together, Jason.
40:43Can't you see that?
40:44Yeah.
40:45I read your text.
40:46Did a little digging.
40:47I mean, your dad should really set his socials to private.
40:48Hmm.
40:49One last time, Jason.
40:50What are you doing here?
40:52I'm here for you, Jason.
40:54Did you forget about me?
40:56Look, I'm...
40:57We're meant to be together, Jason.
40:58Can't you see that?
40:59Yeah.
41:00I read your text.
41:01Did a little digging.
41:02I mean, your dad should really set his socials to private.
41:04Hmm.
41:06One last time, Jason.
41:08I did a little digging.
41:10I mean, your dad should really set his socials to private.
41:13Hmm.
41:15One last time, Jason.
41:17We're gonna get together now.
41:20Or else the whole school's gonna find out about Kara's little sordid family history.
41:34I should have trusted my instincts.
41:38This is just another way for him to fuck with me like he's been doing since the third grade.
41:42Making you orgasm in a haunted house is hardly great school bullying.
41:46It was a distraction.
41:48You know, perfectly timed to make sure that his team got the travel grant.
41:52Isn't it possible that this is just Santa acting up again, being a psycho-possessive bitch?
41:57Like I said, the spawns of Satan are back together again.
41:58Like I said, the spawns of Satan are back together again.
42:02Like I said, the spawns of Satan, the spawns of Satan are back together again.
42:09Like I said, the spawns of Satan are back together again.
42:12The spawns of Satan are back together again.
42:35Can you at least pretend to be happy you're with me?
42:39Not when you're literally blackmailing me, no.
42:43You think you can do better than me?
42:45You think you can find someone better than me?
42:53You can't.
42:55You don't deserve better.
43:05Let's give it up for our mighty Mustangs!
43:08Team Captain Jason Cade is going to come up and say a few words.
43:15Jason.
43:16Mark has to go on for this stupid fucking speech.
43:19Kara Costa.
43:22This is for you.
43:24I can't change what happened between us.
43:27But I can give you this.
43:30Everyone, take out your phones.
43:33Look, the dance team, they deserve to go to nationals this year.
43:36And we're going to help them get there.
43:39Shout out to Allie Johnson for helping with the choreo.
43:42We're going to raise some money today.
43:43What did you do?
43:44Just move.
43:46It's going to be good.
43:47I promise.
43:48You know I love a grand gesture.
43:51I'm sorry in advance if we butcher it.
43:59Girl.
44:00Girl.
44:01Girl.
44:02Girl.
44:03Girl.
44:18Girl.
44:20No.
44:21I don't know how I feel.
44:22Every move is a sweet correct
44:24Not a word but the meaning is clear
44:26You want to feel so lonely
44:28On the skin?
44:30Oh my god
44:32Oh my god
44:34Oh my god
44:36Oh my god
44:38Oh my god
44:40Oh my god
44:42Oh my god
44:44Oh my god
44:46Oh my god
44:48Oh my god
44:50Did you not?
44:52No
44:58Alright Costa, please take us out of misery
45:00Show us how it's done
45:02Yes
45:04Go, go
45:06I'm gonna kill you
45:08I love you too babe
45:10Oh my god
45:12Woo
45:14That's right
45:16Show's over bitches
45:18Ladies and gentlemen
45:20I have a very special announcement for you today
45:22Cara Acosta
45:24Is a filthy homewrecker
45:26Just like her mother
45:28That's right
45:30Cara's mom
45:32Cara Acosta
45:34Is a filthy homewrecker
45:36Just like her mother
45:38That's right
45:40Cara's mom
45:42Sienna
45:44Don't
45:46Fucked Jason's dad
45:48Fucked Jason's dad
45:54The apple doesn't fall far from the whore tree
45:56Does it?
46:00Go Mustang
46:02Cara Cara
46:04Cara
46:06Stop
46:08Cara, please listen
46:09Stop
46:10Can you please
46:11You told her about my mom?
46:12No, no, she got into my phone
46:13Okay
46:14She
46:15When I agreed to her blackmail
46:16I had no
46:17Wait, wait, wait
46:18Blackmail?
46:19She told me if we didn't get back together
46:21She'd tell everyone Will went down with our parents
46:25So the
46:26The text that I saw
46:28It's not real, I wouldn't do that to you
46:29You've been terrible to me for years, Jason
46:35And I've been just as bad
46:39You know, I think you're right
46:42I think we're set up for failure
46:44Yeah, I think we're destined to be like assholes
46:46Just like our parents
46:47No, that's not true
46:48I can be better
46:50I can
46:52We can be better
46:54I care about you, Cara
46:57I think I'm falling in love with you
47:02Tell me you don't feel the same way
47:08It's not enough
47:18Enough
47:48I want to show you something
48:05What are you doing?
48:07I know you don't have a reason to, but trust me
48:09What are you doing?
48:10What are you doing?
48:11I need to show you...
48:12What are you doing?
48:13Come on, please
48:14Okay
48:15I don't have the emotional bandwidth for another argument right now
48:30I'm not trying to fight with you
48:31I just think you really need to see something
48:36My mom helped me find this last night
48:40It's on her own phone
48:41She records everything
48:43Wait, is that the third grade spelling bee?
48:47Yes it is
48:48Um, okay, well it's a couple months after my parents got divorced
48:53And I think right after your mom left too
48:57Hold on, let me just, let me skip ahead a little
49:02Okay, this is it
49:04This is what I wanted to show you
49:06You won
49:07You beat me
49:08There you are
49:09With your flowers
49:10And there's little Jason
49:13Crying
49:14I feel bad about it now
49:15Uh, I'm not talking about the crying
49:17Can you just, just keep on watching the video
49:19Okay
49:20Right there
49:22See, even as kids
49:25Even in
49:26The worst moment
49:28In both of our lives
49:29We still cared about each other
49:31And we still saw each other
49:34And this
49:36Is proof that we're not like our parents
49:40I don't wanna be that sad, scared little boy
49:43Anymore
49:44I don't wanna keep on fighting the same shit that scares me
49:47I wanna grow up and I wanna grow up with you
49:50What?
49:58What?
50:00Because
50:07Because I love you
50:15I love you too
50:20i better find you two six feet apart and cleaning no no no no no
50:50no
50:55no
50:59no
51:03no
51:05no
51:09no
51:13no
51:15no
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