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00:00:00Abracadabra!
00:00:02Abracadabra!
00:00:12Daddy?
00:00:14I want to see my kitty.
00:00:30Don't touch Mommy's ear!
00:00:36Mom, you almost lost your own child.
00:00:39Oh, I did not.
00:00:41I'm not worried about you at all.
00:00:43Not even a stone could hurt you.
00:00:45You'll be fine.
00:00:46Luna!
00:00:48This is a good girl, okay?
00:00:50We need to find Daddy.
00:00:52Daddy? What Daddy?
00:00:53Your husband, my daddy.
00:00:55Luna, I already told you.
00:00:57I don't have a husband.
00:00:59I'm not even married.
00:01:01Luna, Luna, Luna.
00:01:07Oh, what was I going to say?
00:01:09Daddy, you were talking about Daddy.
00:01:11Right, that, yes.
00:01:13Uh, reason.
00:01:14Ow, my arm!
00:01:16You have to go and find your husband now.
00:01:18Go and marry him,
00:01:20or the karmic retribution is going to kill you.
00:01:23What? What? Karmic retribution?
00:01:26Why are you going to marry him?
00:01:28If you don't marry him, your soul will be ripped into seven pieces.
00:01:34Do you know what seven means?
00:01:36You don't know what seven means, Mother.
00:01:38But seven's a lot.
00:01:40Why me?
00:01:42Is your mind as bad as mine now?
00:01:44Ever since Luna, your faith has been bond together.
00:01:48Bonded together?
00:01:50Wait a minute.
00:01:51You can't mean that CEO Alpha guy from the human world?
00:02:05Whoa!
00:02:06Where did Alara's teleport stealth egg me to?
00:02:10Ew!
00:02:11What kind of place is this?
00:02:13It looks like an abandoned vampire layer.
00:02:16Ugh!
00:02:19This isn't a vampire land.
00:02:20Oh!
00:02:21It's my home.
00:02:22Oh!
00:02:23And you have a blind date my family arranged, I imagine?
00:02:25Blind date?
00:02:26Is that like a date for blind people?
00:02:28Or a date where you can't see each other?
00:02:30Like, just cover your eyes like,
00:02:32Ooh!
00:02:33Hi!
00:02:34Nice to meet you!
00:02:35Right?
00:02:36Hey!
00:02:37Hey!
00:02:38Well, I wasn't expecting an entrance like that, but...
00:02:41Woman?
00:02:42You certainly got my attention.
00:02:44Oh my god.
00:02:45Does this like, super cheesy line get kind of familiar?
00:02:49Oh!
00:02:50Wait a second.
00:02:51Is he one of those, like, CEO Alphas from those romance novels?
00:02:55Ooh!
00:02:56Maybe this is a chance to try and see if those lines actually work.
00:02:59Ah!
00:03:00Okay.
00:03:05Okay.
00:03:12I'm not here just for your attention.
00:03:15I'm here for your heart.
00:03:18Careful, you're playing the spy now.
00:03:25And so are you.
00:03:32Oh my god!
00:03:33Those romantic scenes where the woman teases the CEO are so thrilling!
00:03:38Wow.
00:03:39I feel kinda dizzy, actually.
00:03:42But...
00:03:43I'm a bit dizzy.
00:03:44Oh no.
00:03:45What was in my drink?
00:03:48You...
00:03:49Oh...
00:03:50What a pretty face.
00:03:51I wish you were mine.
00:03:52Okay.
00:03:53Oh!
00:03:54And you think you can just walk away after that?
00:03:55Oh!
00:03:56Oh!
00:03:57Oh!
00:03:58Oh!
00:03:59Oh!
00:04:00Oh!
00:04:01Oh!
00:04:02Oh!
00:04:03Oh!
00:04:04Oh!
00:04:05Oh!
00:04:06Oh!
00:04:07Oh!
00:04:08Oh!
00:04:09Oh!
00:04:10Oh!
00:04:11Oh!
00:04:12Oh!
00:04:13Oh!
00:04:14Oh!
00:04:15Oh!
00:04:16Oh!
00:04:17Oh! Oh!
00:04:18Oh!
00:04:19Oh.
00:04:24Oh!
00:04:25you to run. It's too late for you to run.
00:04:43But that was Carbic Retribution? I thought that was one of those meat
00:04:48cues from the romance novels.
00:04:54Maybe it's a curse for hopeless romantic. Hey, I heard that sarcasm missing. Focus, focus, focus, focus.
00:05:02You need to find the man, marry him within one month or the Carbic Retribution is going to kill you,
00:05:09make you dead. One month? That's nothing. We can have a lot of time.
00:05:13Wait a minute. One month until I die? Mom, why did you wait so long to tell me? Geez,
00:05:21are you going to wait until I'm dead to tell me, huh? Hurry up, Mommy. We need to find out you.
00:05:26Careful, slow down. I don't even know where he is.
00:05:37We have to save Daddy now. Let's go.
00:05:39Oh, oh. Call me more often.
00:05:44So this is how I die, huh? No one to save me this time.
00:05:48Where are we?
00:06:09Magic disturbance. That's impossible. No other magic should be in this world.
00:06:14There's a beetle. What? Wait, wait, wait, Luna!
00:06:26Arthur! Oh my gosh! Are you okay? Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
00:06:37Wake up! What do we do? Get the magic! Get the magic!
00:06:39Do the magic! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Okay, ready?
00:06:49Daddy! We finally wake up! Yeah! It's your wife, Raven, and your daughter, Luna.
00:06:57This is what people see before they die.
00:06:58Uh, Arthur?
00:07:06Uh, Arthur?
00:07:06Daddy!
00:07:13Is he a badass CEO, even in his dreams?
00:07:17Daddy, wake up!
00:07:19Mommy and me come to see you!
00:07:22Ray, it's already noon.
00:07:23Where's my cookie?
00:07:24Uh, um, sir, you're not in your boardroom.
00:07:27You're in your bedroom.
00:07:28Daddy, you're finally awake!
00:07:30What? Daddy!
00:07:35So, Daddy is a super top CEO?
00:07:38Well, he married a woman who ruined his company and killed him.
00:07:45Fuck!
00:07:46You ain't a goddamn bitch!
00:07:48And he married Mommy and you're not...
00:07:50You've been plausing this all along.
00:07:53He won't have died.
00:07:55Fuck!
00:07:55That sound...
00:08:02What was it?
00:08:03If Mommy haven't show up, you'll be gone by now.
00:08:07Wait, she didn't see anything.
00:08:09Why would I hear that sound?
00:08:11Was that...
00:08:12Karina's voice?
00:08:13Hello?
00:08:13Um, are we still able to have function normally?
00:08:25You shouldn't call strangers, Daddy.
00:08:29Uh, that could embarrass your mother.
00:08:30In any case, you two did save me, and I owe you a big time.
00:08:34I'll make sure to repay you is that way.
00:08:36We don't need money.
00:08:38Mommy just wants to marry you.
00:08:39Ha ha ha.
00:08:41What?
00:08:42Shh.
00:08:42Shh.
00:08:43Shh.
00:08:44Shh.
00:08:44Shh.
00:08:45Shh.
00:08:46Shh.
00:08:46Shh.
00:08:47Shh.
00:08:47Shh.
00:08:48Shh.
00:08:48Shh.
00:08:49Shh.
00:08:50Shh.
00:08:51Shh.
00:08:52Shh.
00:08:53Shh.
00:08:54Shh.
00:08:55Shh.
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00:08:59Shh.
00:09:01Shh.
00:09:01Shh.
00:09:02Ah.
00:09:02Ah.
00:09:02Ah.
00:09:03Oh, Billy.
00:09:06Ah.
00:09:06See you more cute.
00:09:23Oh!
00:09:23Ah.
00:09:24Ah!
00:09:25Don't bitch Mommy's here!
00:09:26vá»›i
00:09:27Mom, you almost lost your own count.
00:09:29child. Oh, I did not. I'm not worried about you at all. Not even a stone could hurt you. You'll be
00:09:37fine. Luna! This is a good girl, okay? We need to find daddy. Daddy? What daddy? Your husband, my daddy. Luna, I already told you. I don't have a husband. I'm not even married. Luna, Luna, Luna.
00:09:54Oh, what was I going to say? Daddy, you're talking about daddy. Right, dad, yes. Uh, reaper. Ow, my arm.
00:10:07You have to go and find your husband now. Go and marry him or the karmic retribution is going to kill you.
00:10:14What? What karmic retribution? Why are you going to marry him? If you don't marry him, your soul will be ripped into
00:10:22seven pieces. Do you know what seven means? You don't know what seven means, mother. But seven's a lot.
00:10:31Why me? Is your mind as bad as mine now? Ever since Luna, your faith has been bond together.
00:10:39Bonded together? Wait a minute. You can't mean that CEO alpha guy from the human world?
00:10:52Oh, where did Alara's teleport spell take me to?
00:11:01Oh, what kind of place is this? It looks like a sort of abandoned vampire layer. Ugh.
00:11:10This isn't a vampire land. It's my home.
00:11:13Oh. And you have a blind date my family arranged, I imagine?
00:11:17Blind date? Is that like a date for blind people? Or a date where you can't see each other?
00:11:21Like, just cover your eyes like, oh, hi, nice to meet you. Right?
00:11:27Hey! Hey!
00:11:30Well, I wasn't expecting an entrance like that, but woman, you certainly got my attention.
00:11:36Oh my god. Does this, like, super cheesy line get kind of familiar?
00:11:41Wait a second.
00:11:43Is he one of those, like, CEO alphas from those romance novels?
00:11:47Oh, maybe this is the chance to try and see if those lines actually work.
00:11:50Oh, okay.
00:11:55Okay.
00:12:03I'm not here just for your attention. I'm here for your heart.
00:12:13Careful, you're playing with fire.
00:12:16But so are you.
00:12:20Oh my god.
00:12:24Those romantic scenes where the woman teases the CEO are so thrilling.
00:12:29Wow.
00:12:30I feel kind of dizzy, actually.
00:12:33What?
00:12:34A bit dizzy.
00:12:35Oh no.
00:12:37Oh, what was in my drink?
00:12:41You.
00:12:43Oh.
00:12:44What a pretty face.
00:12:46I wish you were mine.
00:12:56Okay.
00:12:58Oh.
00:12:59And you think you can just walk away after that?
00:13:02It's still time for you to run.
00:13:19It's too late for you to run.
00:13:20Oh, but that was car break retribution.
00:13:37I thought that was one of those meat cutes from the romance novels.
00:13:41Maybe it's a curse for hopeless romantic.
00:13:48Hey, I heard that sarcasm is missing.
00:13:51Focus, focus, focus, focus.
00:13:52Yeah.
00:13:53You need to find the man, marry him within one month,
00:13:57or the car break retribution is going to kill you, make you dead.
00:14:02One month?
00:14:02That's nothing.
00:14:04We can have a lot of time.
00:14:06Wait a minute.
00:14:08One month until I die.
00:14:09Mom, why did you wait so long to tell me?
00:14:12Geez.
00:14:12Are you going to wait until I'm dead to tell me, huh?
00:14:15Hurry up, Mommy.
00:14:16We need to find Daddy.
00:14:17Careful.
00:14:18Slow down.
00:14:19I don't even know where he is.
00:14:28We have to save Daddy now.
00:14:30Let go.
00:14:31Oh.
00:14:31Call me more often.
00:14:35So this is how I die, huh?
00:14:38No one to save me this time.
00:14:41What?
00:14:58Where are we?
00:14:59Magic disturbance.
00:15:02That's impossible.
00:15:04No other magic should be in this world.
00:15:10There's a people.
00:15:11What?
00:15:13Wait.
00:15:13Wait, Luna.
00:15:17Arthur.
00:15:18Oh, my God.
00:15:18Are you OK?
00:15:20Dad.
00:15:21Are you OK?
00:15:22Dad.
00:15:22Wake up.
00:15:23Wake up.
00:15:23Wake up.
00:15:23Dad.
00:15:27Wake up.
00:15:27Wake up.
00:15:28Wake up.
00:15:29What do we do?
00:15:30Use the magic.
00:15:31Use the magic.
00:15:31Right, right, right.
00:15:32OK.
00:15:32Ready?
00:15:33Come on.
00:15:33Daddy.
00:15:40Daddy.
00:15:41We finally wake up.
00:15:42Yeah.
00:15:43It's your wife, Raven.
00:15:45And your daughter, Luna.
00:15:48This is what people see before they die.
00:15:50Uh, Arthur?
00:15:57Arthur?
00:15:57Arthur?
00:15:58Daddy!
00:16:04Is he a badass CEO, even in his dreams?
00:16:07Daddy, wake up.
00:16:09Mommy and me come to see you.
00:16:11Ray, it's already noon.
00:16:13Where's my cookie?
00:16:14Uh, um, sir, you're not in your boardroom.
00:16:17You're in your bedroom.
00:16:18Daddy, you're finally awake.
00:16:20What?
00:16:21Daddy.
00:16:22So, Daddy is the first job's CEO.
00:16:26Well, he married a woman who ruined his company and killed him.
00:16:32Fuck!
00:16:34You hate a goddamn bitch!
00:16:39If he marry Mommy Luna...
00:16:41You've been plausing this all along.
00:16:43He won't have died.
00:16:45Fuck!
00:16:51That sound...
00:16:52What was it?
00:16:53If Mommy haven't show up, you'll be gone by now.
00:16:57Wait, she didn't see anything.
00:16:59Why would I hear that sound?
00:17:01Was that Karina's voice?
00:17:03Hello?
00:17:04Hello?
00:17:05Um...
00:17:06Do you still order a function normally?
00:17:17You shouldn't call strangers Daddy.
00:17:19Uh, that could embarrass your mother.
00:17:21In any case, you two did save me, and I owe you a big time.
00:17:25I'll make sure to repay you.
00:17:26We don't need money.
00:17:27Mommy just wants to marry you.
00:17:28What?
00:17:29Mommy just wants to marry you.
00:17:31Haha!
00:17:32What?
00:17:45Abracadabra!
00:17:46I can't stop.
00:17:50Oh, no, no.
00:17:52I can't stop.
00:17:54Oh, no!
00:17:56I can't stop.
00:18:02Oh, no.
00:18:10I can't stop.
00:18:12Oh, no.
00:18:14Don't pinch Mommy's ear!
00:18:19Mom, you almost lost your own child.
00:18:22Oh, I did not.
00:18:24I'm not worried about you at all.
00:18:26Not even a stone could hurt you.
00:18:28You'll be fine.
00:18:29Luna!
00:18:31Ow!
00:18:31This is a good girl, okay?
00:18:33We need to find Daddy.
00:18:34Daddy?
00:18:35What Daddy?
00:18:36Your husband, my Daddy.
00:18:38Luna, I already told you.
00:18:40I don't have a husband.
00:18:42I'm not even married.
00:18:44Luna, Luna, Luna.
00:18:45Mom, I don't have a husband.
00:18:50Oh, what was I going to say?
00:18:52Daddy, you were talking about Daddy.
00:18:54Right, Dad, yes.
00:18:56Reef him.
00:18:57Ow, my arm!
00:18:59You have to go and find your husband now.
00:19:01Go and marry him, or the karmic retribution is going to kill you.
00:19:06What?
00:19:06What?
00:19:07Karmic retribution?
00:19:08Why are you going to marry him?
00:19:10If you don't marry him, your soul will be ripped into seven pieces.
00:19:16Do you know what seven means?
00:19:18You don't know what seven means, Mother.
00:19:20But seven's a lot.
00:19:23Why me?
00:19:24Is your mind as bad as mine now?
00:19:27Ever since Luna, your faith has been bond together.
00:19:31Bonded together?
00:19:32Wait a minute.
00:19:35You can't mean that CEO Alpha guy from the human world?
00:19:47Whoa!
00:19:49Where did Alara's teleport spell fed me to?
00:19:53Ew!
00:19:54What kind of place is this?
00:19:55Looks like a...
00:19:56Some kind of abandoned vampire layer.
00:19:58This isn't a vampire layer.
00:20:02Oh!
00:20:03It's my home.
00:20:04Oh!
00:20:05And you have a blind date my family arranged, I imagine?
00:20:08Blind date?
00:20:09Is that like a date for blind people?
00:20:11Or a date where you can't see each other?
00:20:13Like, just cover your eyes like...
00:20:15Hi, nice to meet you.
00:20:17Great?
00:20:18Hey!
00:20:19Hey!
00:20:21Well, I wasn't expecting an entrance like that, but...
00:20:24Woman?
00:20:24You certainly got my attention.
00:20:27Oh my god.
00:20:28Does this, like, super cheesy line get kind of familiar?
00:20:32Wait a second.
00:20:34Is he one of those, like, CEO Alphas from those romance novels?
00:20:38Oh, maybe this is a chance to try and see if those lines actually work.
00:20:43Okay.
00:20:43I'm not here just for your attention.
00:20:56I'm here for your heart.
00:21:05Careful, you're playing with fire.
00:21:07But so are you.
00:21:09Oh my god!
00:21:16Those romantic scenes where the woman teases the CEO are so thrilling!
00:21:20Wow.
00:21:22I feel kind of dizzy, actually.
00:21:24But...
00:21:25A bit dizzy.
00:21:26Oh no!
00:21:27Oh, what was in my drink?
00:21:33You...
00:21:35Oh.
00:21:36What a pretty thing.
00:21:38I wish you were mine.
00:21:39Um...
00:21:48Okay.
00:21:50Oh!
00:21:51And you think you can just walk away after that?
00:21:53It's still time for you to run.
00:22:10It's too late for you to run.
00:22:23Oh, but that was carbic retribution?
00:22:28I thought that was one of those meet-cutes from the romance novels.
00:22:36Maybe it's a curse for a hopeless romantic.
00:22:39Hey, I heard that sarcasm is missing.
00:22:42Focus, focus, focus, focus.
00:22:44You need to find the man, marry him within one month or the carbic retribution is going
00:22:51to kill you and make you dead.
00:22:53One month?
00:22:54That's nothing.
00:22:55We can have a lot of time.
00:22:58Wait a minute.
00:22:59One month until I die?
00:23:00Mom, why did you wait so long to tell me?
00:23:03Geez, are you going to wait until I'm dead to tell me, huh?
00:23:06Hurry up, Mommy.
00:23:07We need to find out.
00:23:08Careful, slow down.
00:23:10I don't even know where he is.
00:23:12We have to save Daddy now.
00:23:21Oh, go!
00:23:22Oh!
00:23:23Call me more often.
00:23:26So this is how I die, huh?
00:23:28No one to save me this time.
00:23:30Where are we?
00:23:49Magic Disturbance.
00:23:50That's impossible.
00:23:51No other magic should be in this world.
00:23:55There's a people!
00:23:56What?
00:23:57Wait!
00:23:58Wait!
00:23:59Luna!
00:24:00Arthur!
00:24:01Oh my goodness!
00:24:02Are you okay?
00:24:03Are you okay?
00:24:04Wake up!
00:24:05Wake up!
00:24:06Wake up!
00:24:07Wake up!
00:24:08Wake up!
00:24:09What do we do?
00:24:10Get the magic!
00:24:11Get the magic!
00:24:12Get the magic!
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:14Ready?
00:24:15Go!
00:24:16Go!
00:24:17Go!
00:24:18Go!
00:24:19Go!
00:24:20Go!
00:24:21Go!
00:24:22Go!
00:24:23Okay.
00:24:24Ready?
00:24:31Daddy!
00:24:32We finally wake up!
00:24:33Yeah!
00:24:34It's your wife Raven and your daughter Luna!
00:24:39This is what people see before they die.
00:24:47Arthur?
00:24:48Arthur?
00:24:49Daddy!
00:24:53Is he a badass CEO even in his dreams?
00:24:58Daddy!
00:24:59Wake up!
00:25:00Mommy and me come to see you!
00:25:02Ray, it's already noon.
00:25:03Where's my cooking?
00:25:04Sir, you're not in your boardroom.
00:25:05You're in your bedroom!
00:25:06Daddy!
00:25:07You're finally awake!
00:25:08What?
00:25:09Daddy!
00:25:10Daddy!
00:25:11So?
00:25:12Daddy is the switch to drop CEO?
00:25:13Well...
00:25:14He will marry a woman!
00:25:15He will ruin his company and kill him!
00:25:17Fuck!
00:25:18You're you goddamn bitch!
00:25:19And he'll marry Mummy Luna!
00:25:20You've been plotting this all along!
00:25:21He won't have died!
00:25:22Fuck!
00:25:23You're a goddamn bitch!
00:25:24You've been plotting this all along!
00:25:25You won't have died!
00:25:26Fuck!
00:25:27Fuck!
00:25:28You don't have died!
00:25:29Fuck!
00:25:30Fuck!
00:25:31Fuck!
00:25:32Fuck!
00:25:33Fuck!
00:25:34Fuck!
00:25:35Fuck!
00:25:36Fuck!
00:25:37Fuck!
00:25:38Fuck!
00:25:39that sound what was it if mommy haven't show up you'll be gone by now wait she didn't see anything
00:25:52why would i hear that sound was that her in her voice
00:25:55hello um are you still able to function normally
00:25:59you shouldn't call strangers daddy that could embarrass your mother in any case you two did
00:26:15save me and i owe you a big time i'll make sure to repay you a thousand we don't need money mommy
00:26:21just wants to marry you what
00:26:25abracadabra
00:26:38i need to see my hair
00:26:55don't catch mommy's ear
00:27:10mom you almost lost your own child
00:27:13oh i did not i'm not worried about you at all not even a stone could hurt you you'll be fine
00:27:20oh no no no this is a good girl okay we need to find daddy daddy what daddy your husband my daddy
00:27:29luna i already told you i don't have a husband i'm not even married
00:27:34luna luna luna
00:27:37oh what was i going to say
00:27:43daddy daddy you're talking about daddy right that yes uh
00:27:47to go and find your husband
00:27:52now go and marry him or the karmic retribution
00:27:56is going to kill you
00:27:57what what karmic retribution
00:27:59and when you're going to marry him
00:28:02if you don't marry him
00:28:03your soul will be ripped into
00:28:05seven pieces
00:28:07do you know what seven means
00:28:09you don't know what seven means mother
00:28:11but seven's a lot
00:28:13why me
00:28:15is your mind as bad as mine now
00:28:18ever since luna
00:28:19your faith has been bond together
00:28:22bondage together
00:28:23wait a minute
00:28:25you can't mean that that ceo alpha guy from the human world
00:28:30where did alora's teleport spell take me to
00:28:43what kind of place is this
00:28:47looks like a
00:28:48abandoned vampire layer
00:28:50this isn't a vampire land
00:28:54oh
00:28:54it's my home
00:28:56oh
00:28:56and you're the blind date my family arranged i imagine
00:28:59blind date
00:29:00is that like a date where for blind people
00:29:02or a date where you can't see each other
00:29:04like just cover your eyes like
00:29:06oh hi nice to meet you
00:29:08right
00:29:09hey
00:29:10hey
00:29:11well i wasn't expecting an entrance like that but
00:29:15woman
00:29:16certainly got my attention
00:29:18oh my god
00:29:19does this like super cheesy line get kind of familiar
00:29:23wait a second
00:29:25is he one of those like ceo alphas from those romance novels
00:29:29oh
00:29:30maybe this is the chance to try and see if those lines actually work
00:29:33oh
00:29:34okay
00:29:34okay
00:29:38okay
00:29:39okay
00:29:43i'm not here just for your attention
00:29:48i'm here for your heart
00:29:51careful you're playing the spire
00:29:58but so are you
00:30:01oh my god
00:30:06oh my god
00:30:07those romantic scenes where the woman teases the ceo are so thrilling
00:30:11wow
00:30:12wow
00:30:12i feel kind of dizzy actually
00:30:15but
00:30:16but dizzy
00:30:18oh no
00:30:18oh
00:30:20what was in my drink
00:30:21oh
00:30:24what a pretty thing
00:30:28i wish it were mine
00:30:31okay
00:30:39okay
00:30:40oh
00:30:40and you think you can just walk away after that
00:30:44it's still time for you to run
00:30:59it's too late for you to run
00:31:03oh
00:31:04oh
00:31:16oh
00:31:17but that was carbic retribution
00:31:20i i thought that was one of those meat cues from the romance novels
00:31:28maybe it's a curse for hopeless romantic
00:31:31hey
00:31:32i heard that sarcasm in the scene
00:31:34focus focus focus focus
00:31:36you need to find the man
00:31:38marry him within one month
00:31:40or
00:31:41the carbic retribution is going to kill you
00:31:43make you dead
00:31:44one month
00:31:45that's nothing
00:31:46we can have a lot of time
00:31:48wait a minute
00:31:50one month until i die
00:31:52mom
00:31:53why did you wait so long to tell me
00:31:54jeez
00:31:55you don't wait till i'm dead to tell me huh
00:31:57hurry up mommy we need to find value
00:32:00careful slow down
00:32:02i don't even know where he is
00:32:11we have to save daddy now
00:32:13let go
00:32:14oh
00:32:15call me more often
00:32:18so this is how i die huh
00:32:20no one to save me this time
00:32:22where are we
00:32:41magic disturbance
00:32:43that's impossible
00:32:45no other magic should be in this world
00:32:47there's a beetle
00:32:49what
00:32:50wait
00:32:51wait
00:32:52wait
00:32:54luna
00:32:55arthur
00:32:56oh my god
00:32:57are you okay
00:32:58are you okay
00:32:59wake up
00:33:00wake up
00:33:01wake up
00:33:02wake up
00:33:03wake up
00:33:05wake up
00:33:06wake up
00:33:07wake up
00:33:08wake up
00:33:10wake up
00:33:11what do we do
00:33:12get the magic
00:33:13get the magic
00:33:14get the magic
00:33:15right right
00:33:16okay ready
00:33:21come on
00:33:23daddy
00:33:24we finally wake up
00:33:25yeah
00:33:26wake up
00:33:27it's your wife
00:33:28raven
00:33:29and your daughter
00:33:30luna
00:33:31this is what people see before they die
00:33:33hmm
00:33:39arthur
00:33:40arthur
00:33:41daddy
00:33:47is he a badass CEO even in his dreams
00:33:50daddy wake up
00:33:52mommy and me come to see you
00:33:55right
00:33:56it's already noon
00:33:57where's my cookie
00:33:58sir
00:33:59you're not in your boardroom
00:34:00you're in your bedroom
00:34:01daddy
00:34:02you're finally awake
00:34:04what
00:34:05daddy
00:34:06so
00:34:08daddy
00:34:10daddy
00:34:11is a
00:34:12rich job CEO
00:34:13well
00:34:14he marry a woman
00:34:15he'll ruin his company
00:34:17and kill him
00:34:18fuck
00:34:19fuck
00:34:20fuck you at you
00:34:21goddamn bitch
00:34:22if he marry mommy
00:34:24sooner
00:34:25you've been plausing this all along
00:34:27he won't have died
00:34:29fuck
00:34:35that sound
00:34:36what was it
00:34:37if mommy haven't show up
00:34:39you'll be gone
00:34:40you'll be gone
00:34:41by now
00:34:42wait
00:34:43she didn't say anything
00:34:44why would i hear that sound
00:34:45was that
00:34:46Karina's voice
00:34:47dear hello
00:34:48um
00:34:49do you still order a function normally
00:34:51you
00:35:01you shouldn't call strangers daddy
00:35:02that could embarrass your mother
00:35:04in any case
00:35:05you two did save me
00:35:06and i owe you a big time
00:35:08i'll make sure to repay you a thousand
00:35:09we don't need money
00:35:11mommy just wants to marry you
00:35:13i want to marry you
00:35:14ha ha ha
00:35:15what
00:35:16what
00:35:17shh
00:35:18shh
00:35:19shh
00:35:20whew
00:35:21whew
00:35:22whew
00:35:23whew
00:35:24whew
00:35:25whew
00:35:26whew
00:35:27whew
00:35:28abracadabra
00:35:29whew
00:35:30whew
00:35:31whew
00:35:32whew
00:35:33whew
00:35:34whew
00:35:36not a
00:35:37god
00:35:40i've just seen my serpent
00:35:42Don't touch Mommy's here!
00:36:01Mom, you almost lost your own child.
00:36:05Oh, I did not.
00:36:07I'm not worried about you at all.
00:36:09Not even a stone could hurt you.
00:36:11You'll be fine.
00:36:12Luna!
00:36:13Ow!
00:36:14Stupid girl, okay?
00:36:15We need to find Daddy.
00:36:17Daddy?
00:36:18What Daddy?
00:36:19Your husband, my Daddy.
00:36:20Luna, I already told you.
00:36:22I don't have a husband.
00:36:24I'm not even married.
00:36:26Luna, Luna, Luna.
00:36:28Mom!
00:36:29Oh, what was I going to say?
00:36:34Daddy, we're talking about Daddy.
00:36:36Right.
00:36:37Dad, yes.
00:36:38I love freedom.
00:36:39I don't want to go and find your husband now.
00:36:44Go and marry him or the karmic retribution is going to kill you.
00:36:49What karmic retribution?
00:36:51Why are you going to marry him?
00:36:53If you don't marry him, your soul will be ripped into seven pieces.
00:36:59Do you know what seven means?
00:37:01You don't know what seven means, mother.
00:37:03But seven's a lot.
00:37:05I'm slimy.
00:37:07Is your mind as bad as mine now?
00:37:09Ever since Luna, your faith has been bond together.
00:37:13Bonded together?
00:37:15Wait a minute.
00:37:17You can't mean that CEO Alpha guy from the human world?
00:37:30Whoa!
00:37:31Where did Alara's teleport stealth egg me to?
00:37:35Ew!
00:37:36What kind of place is this?
00:37:38It looks like an abandoned vampire lair.
00:37:41Ugh!
00:37:44This isn't a vampire lair.
00:37:45Oh!
00:37:46It's my home.
00:37:47Oh!
00:37:48And you have a blind date my family arranged, I imagine?
00:37:51Blind date?
00:37:52Is that like a date for blind people?
00:37:54Or a date where you can't see each other?
00:37:56Like, just cover your eyes like, boom, hi, nice to meet you.
00:38:00Right?
00:38:01Hey!
00:38:02Hey!
00:38:04Well, I wasn't expecting an entrance like that,
00:38:06but, woman, you certainly got my attention.
00:38:10Oh my god.
00:38:11Does this, like, super cheesy line get kind of familiar?
00:38:15Wait a second.
00:38:17Is he one of those, like, CEO Alphas from those romance novels?
00:38:20Ooh!
00:38:21Maybe this is a chance to try and see if those lines actually work.
00:38:25Okay.
00:38:30Okay.
00:38:36I'm not here just for your attention.
00:38:40I'm here for your heart.
00:38:48Careful, you're playing the spy app.
00:38:51And so are you.
00:38:57Oh my god!
00:38:59Those romantic scenes where the woman teases the CEO are so thrilling!
00:39:02Oh, thrilling!
00:39:03Wow.
00:39:05I feel kinda dizzy, actually.
00:39:07But...
00:39:08A bit dizzy.
00:39:09Oh no.
00:39:11What was in my drink?
00:39:15You...
00:39:17Oh.
00:39:19What a pretty thing.
00:39:21I wish it were mine.
00:39:22I'm...
00:39:24Um...
00:39:31Okay.
00:39:34And you think you can just walk away after that.
00:39:36it's too late for you to run
00:40:06Oh, but that was carbic retribution? I thought that was one of those meet-cutes from the romance novels
00:40:19Maybe it's a curse for a hopeless romantic
00:40:22Hey, I heard that sarcasm missing out
00:40:25Focus, focus, focus
00:40:27You need to find the man, marry him within one month
00:40:31Or the comic retribution is going to kill you, make you dead
00:40:36One month? That's nothing, we can have a lot of time
00:40:40Wait a minute, one month until I die?
00:40:43Mom, why did you wait so long to tell me? Geez!
00:40:46Are you gonna wait till I'm dead to tell me, huh?
00:40:49Hurry up, Mommy, we need to find out
00:40:51Careful, slow down! I don't even know where he is
00:41:01We have to save Daddy now!
00:41:04Let go!
00:41:06Hurry more often!
00:41:09So this is how I die, huh?
00:41:12No one to save me this time
00:41:31Where are we?
00:41:34Magic disturbance? That's impossible!
00:41:37No other magic should be in this world
00:41:44There's a people!
00:41:45What?
00:41:46Wait, wait, Luna!
00:41:51Arthur!
00:41:52Oh my god!
00:41:54Are you okay?
00:41:55Are you okay?
00:41:56Wake up, wake up!
00:41:58Wake up!
00:41:59What do we do?
00:42:00Get the magic, get the magic!
00:42:01Okay, ready?
00:42:02Daddy!
00:42:03We finally wake up!
00:42:04Yeah!
00:42:05It's your wife, Raven, and your daughter, Luna!
00:42:07This is what people see before they die
00:42:23Hmm
00:42:30Uh, Arthur?
00:42:31Arthur!
00:42:32Daddy!
00:42:38Is he a badass CEO? Even in his dreams?
00:42:42Daddy, wake up! Mommy and me come to see you!
00:42:47Right, it's already noon. Where's my coffee?
00:42:49Uh, sir, you're not in your boardroom, you're in your bedroom!
00:42:53Daddy, you're finally awake!
00:42:56What?
00:42:57Daddy!
00:43:01So, Daddy is a good job CEO?
00:43:04Well, he married a woman who ruined his company and killed him
00:43:10Fuck!
00:43:12Get you goddamn bitch!
00:43:14And he married Mommy Luna
00:43:16You've been puzzling this all along!
00:43:19You won't have died!
00:43:26That sound...
00:43:27What was it?
00:43:28If Mommy hadn't show up, you'd be gone by now!
00:43:33Wait, she didn't see anything!
00:43:35Why would I hear that sound?
00:43:36Was that...
00:43:37Karina's voice?
00:43:38Do you have hello?
00:43:39Um...
00:43:40Are you still able to function normally?
00:43:46You shouldn't call strangers, Daddy.
00:43:47That could embarrass your mother.
00:43:48In any case, you two did save me.
00:43:49And I owe you a big time. I'll make sure to repay you a thousand.
00:43:50We don't need money. Mommy just wants to marry you.
00:43:52What?
00:43:53What?
00:43:54What?
00:43:55What?
00:43:56What?
00:43:57What?
00:43:58What?
00:43:59What?
00:44:00What?
00:44:01What?
00:44:02What?
00:44:03What?
00:44:04What?
00:44:05What?
00:44:06What?
00:44:07What?
00:44:08What?
00:44:09What?
00:44:10What?
00:44:11What?
00:44:12What?
00:44:13What?
00:44:14What?
00:44:28What?
00:44:31I want to see my kitty.
00:44:44Mom, you almost lost your own child.
00:44:56Oh, I did not.
00:44:58I'm not worried about you at all.
00:45:00Not even a stone could hurt you.
00:45:02You'll be fine.
00:45:03Luna!
00:45:04Ow!
00:45:05This is a good girl, okay?
00:45:07We need to find daddy.
00:45:08Daddy?
00:45:09What daddy?
00:45:10Your husband, my daddy.
00:45:12Luna, I already told you.
00:45:14I don't have a husband.
00:45:16I'm not even married.
00:45:18Luna, Luna, Luna.
00:45:24Oh, what was I going to say?
00:45:26Daddy, you were talking about daddy.
00:45:28Right.
00:45:29Dad, yes.
00:45:30Uh, leave him.
00:45:31Ow, my arm.
00:45:33You have to go and find your husband now.
00:45:35Go and marry him or the karmic retribution is going to kill you.
00:45:40What?
00:45:41What karmic retribution?
00:45:42Why are you going to marry him?
00:45:44If you don't marry him, your soul will be ripped into seven pieces.
00:45:50Do you know what seven means?
00:45:52You don't know what seven means, mother.
00:45:54But seven's a lot.
00:45:56Why me?
00:45:57Is your mind as bad as mine now?
00:46:00Ever since Luna, your faith has been bond together.
00:46:04Bonds together.
00:46:05Bonds together?
00:46:06Wait a minute.
00:46:08You can't mean that CEO Alpha guy from the human world?
00:46:13What?
00:46:14What?
00:46:15What?
00:46:16What?
00:46:17What?
00:46:18What?
00:46:19What?
00:46:20What?
00:46:21What?
00:46:22What?
00:46:23What?
00:46:24What?
00:46:25What?
00:46:26What?
00:46:27What?
00:46:28What kind of place is this?
00:46:29Looks like a, some abandoned vampire lair.
00:46:32Ugh.
00:46:33This isn't a vampire lair.
00:46:36Oh.
00:46:37It's my home.
00:46:38Oh.
00:46:39And you have a blind date my family arranged, I imagine?
00:46:42Blind date?
00:46:43Is that like a date where, for blind people?
00:46:45Or a date where you can't see each other?
00:46:47Like, just cover your eyes like, boom, hi, nice to meet you.
00:46:51Right?
00:46:52Hey!
00:46:53Hey!
00:46:54Well, I wasn't expecting an entrance like that, but, woman, you certainly got my attention.
00:47:01Oh my god.
00:47:02Does this, like, super cheesy line get kind of familiar?
00:47:06Oh, wait a second.
00:47:07Is he one of those, like, CEO alphas from those romance novels?
00:47:12Oh, maybe this is a good chance to try and see if those lines actually work.
00:47:16Okay.
00:47:17Okay.
00:47:22Okay.
00:47:23I'm not here just for your attention.
00:47:31I'm here for your heart.
00:47:39Careful, you're playing with fire.
00:47:41And so are you.
00:47:48Oh my god!
00:47:50Those romantic scenes where the woman teases the CEO?
00:47:52Are so thrilling!
00:47:54Wow.
00:47:55I...
00:47:56I feel kinda dizzy, actually.
00:47:58But...
00:47:59A bit dizzy.
00:48:00Oh no.
00:48:01What was in my drink?
00:48:03You...
00:48:04Oh.
00:48:05What a pretty thing.
00:48:06I wish it were mine.
00:48:07You...
00:48:08You...
00:48:09Oh.
00:48:10What a pretty thing.
00:48:11I wish it were mine.
00:48:13Bye.
00:48:14Bye.
00:48:15Bye.
00:48:22Hello, Karen.
00:48:23Oh!
00:48:25And you think you can just walk away after that?
00:48:27It's still time for you to run.
00:48:28It's too late for you to run.
00:48:41It's too late for you to run.
00:48:44It's too late for you to run.
00:48:46Oh.
00:48:48But that was carbic retribution.
00:48:50I...
00:48:51I thought that was one of those meet-cutes from the romance novels.
00:48:53Oh, but that was Carbic Retribution?
00:49:02I thought that was one of those meet-cutes from the romance novels.
00:49:07Maybe it's a curse for a hopeless romantic.
00:49:14Hey, I heard that sarcasm is missing the way.
00:49:17Focus, focus, focus, focus.
00:49:19You need to find the man, marry him within one month.
00:49:23Or, the Carbic Retribution is going to kill you and make you dead.
00:49:28One month?
00:49:29That's nothing.
00:49:30We can have a lot of time.
00:49:33Wait a minute.
00:49:34One month until I die?
00:49:35Mom!
00:49:36Why did you wait so long to tell me?
00:49:38Geez!
00:49:39Are you going to wait until I'm dead to tell me, huh?
00:49:41Hurry up, Mommy.
00:49:42We need to find out you.
00:49:43Careful.
00:49:44Slow down.
00:49:45I don't even know where he is.
00:49:53We have to save Daddy now.
00:49:56Let go!
00:49:57Oh!
00:49:58Call me more often.
00:49:59So this is how I die, huh?
00:50:03No one to save me this time.
00:50:05What?
00:50:06Where are we?
00:50:24Magic Disturbance.
00:50:26That's impossible.
00:50:28No other magic should be in this world.
00:50:35There's a people!
00:50:36What?
00:50:37Wait!
00:50:38Wait!
00:50:39Wait!
00:50:40Luna!
00:50:41Arthur!
00:50:42Oh my goodness!
00:50:43Dad!
00:50:44Dad!
00:50:45Dad!
00:50:46Are you okay?
00:50:47Dad!
00:50:48Wake up!
00:50:49Dad!
00:50:50Dad!
00:50:51Dad!
00:50:52Wake up!
00:50:53Wake up!
00:50:54What do we do?
00:50:55Get the magic!
00:50:56Get the magic!
00:50:57Wake up!
00:50:58Okay!
00:50:59Ready?
00:51:00Come on!
00:51:01Daddy!
00:51:02We finally wake up!
00:51:03Yeah!
00:51:04It's your wife, Raven!
00:51:05And your daughter, Luna!
00:51:06This is what people see before they die.
00:51:07Hmm.
00:51:08Arthur?
00:51:09Arthur!
00:51:10Daddy!
00:51:11Ah!
00:51:12Ah!
00:51:13Ah!
00:51:14Ah!
00:51:15Ah!
00:51:16Ah!
00:51:17Ah!
00:51:18Ah!
00:51:19Ah!
00:51:20Ah!
00:51:21Ah!
00:51:22Ah!
00:51:23Ah!
00:51:24Ah!
00:51:25Ah!
00:51:26Ah!
00:51:27Ah!
00:51:28Ah!
00:51:29Ah!
00:51:30Is he a badass CEO, even in his dreams?
00:51:33daddy wake up, mommy and me come to see you!
00:51:38Ah!
00:51:39Ray, it's already noon, let like up at the-
00:51:40Ah, sir, you're not you in your board room, you're in your bedroom.
00:51:43Daddy, you're finally awake!
00:51:44What?
00:51:45Daddy!
00:51:46What? Daddy!
00:51:52So, Daddy is a picked-up CEO?
00:51:55Well, he'd marry a woman who'd ruin his company and kill him.
00:52:01Fuck! Get you a goddamn bitch!
00:52:05And he'd marry Mommy's dinner.
00:52:07You've been puzzling this all along.
00:52:10He wouldn't have died.
00:52:11Fuck!
00:52:17That sound, what was it?
00:52:19If Mommy hadn't show up, you'd be gone by now.
00:52:24Wait, she didn't see anything. Why would I hear that sound?
00:52:27Was that Karina's voice?
00:52:29Do you have hello?
00:52:30Um...
00:52:31Are you still able to function normally?
00:52:42You shouldn't call strangers, Daddy.
00:52:45Uh, that couldn't embarrass your mother.
00:52:47In any case, you two did save me, and I owe you a big time.
00:52:51I'll make sure to repay you a thousand.
00:52:52We don't need money. Mommy just wants to marry you.
00:52:58What?
00:52:59Abra-debra!
00:53:11Cabbage, can't be.
00:53:20Daddy...
00:53:22I'm just gonna kill you.
00:53:24I'm not worried about you at all, not even a stone could hurt you, you'll be fine.
00:53:54Luna, no, this is a good girl, okay?
00:53:58We need to find daddy.
00:54:00Daddy? What daddy?
00:54:01Your husband, my daddy.
00:54:03Luna, I already told you, I don't have a husband, I'm not even married.
00:54:10Luna, Luna, Luna.
00:54:11Ah, what was I going to say?
00:54:18Daddy, you're talking about daddy.
00:54:19Right, that, yes, a reason.
00:54:22Ow, my arm.
00:54:24You have to go and find your husband now.
00:54:27Go and marry him, or the karmic retribution is going to kill you.
00:54:31What? What? Karmic retribution?
00:54:34Why are you going to marry him?
00:54:36If you don't marry him, your soul will be ripped into seven pieces.
00:54:42Do you know what seven means?
00:54:44You don't know what seven means, mother.
00:54:46But seven's a lot.
00:54:48Why me?
00:54:49Is your mind as bad as mine now?
00:54:52Ever since Luna, your face has been bondage together.
00:54:56Bondage together?
00:54:58Wait a minute.
00:54:59You can't mean that CEO alpha guy from the human world?
00:55:04Oh, where did Alara's teleport spell take me to?
00:55:18Ew.
00:55:19What kind of place is this?
00:55:21It looks like an abandoned vampire lair.
00:55:24Ugh.
00:55:24This isn't a vampire lair.
00:55:28Oh.
00:55:29It's my home.
00:55:30Oh.
00:55:31And you have a blind date my family arranged, I imagine?
00:55:34Blind date?
00:55:35Is that like a date for blind people?
00:55:37Or a date where you can't see each other?
00:55:39Like, just cover your eyes like, boom, hi, nice to meet you.
00:55:43Right?
00:55:44Hey.
00:55:45Hey.
00:55:45Well, I wasn't expecting an entrance like that, but woman, you certainly got my attention.
00:55:53Oh, my God.
00:55:54Does this, like, super cheesy line get kind of familiar?
00:55:57Oh, wait a second.
00:56:00Is he one of those, like, CEO alphas from those romance novels?
00:56:04Oh, maybe this is a chance to try and see if those lines actually work.
00:56:08Okay.
00:56:13Okay.
00:56:15I'm not here just for your attention.
00:56:23I'm here for your heart.
00:56:31Careful, you're playing with fire.
00:56:33But so are you.
00:56:40Oh, my God.
00:56:41Those romantic scenes where the woman teases the CEO are so thrilling.
00:56:46Wow.
00:56:47I feel kind of dizzy, actually.
00:56:50What?
00:56:51A bit dizzy.
00:56:52Oh, no.
00:56:53Oh, what was in my drink?
00:56:58You...
00:56:59Oh, what a pretty thing.
00:57:03I wish it were mine.
00:57:05Ain't it another at the party.
00:57:07I wish I could sleep.
00:57:13Okay.
00:57:15Oh.
00:57:15Oh.
00:57:17And you think you can just walk away after that?
00:57:21I wish I could sleep.
00:57:22It's still time for you to run
00:57:33It's too late for you to run
00:57:52But that was Carbic Retribution, I thought that was one of those meet-cutes from the romance novels
00:58:02Maybe it's a curse for a hopeless romantic
00:58:05Hey, I heard that sarcasm is missing
00:58:08Focus, focus, focus, focus
00:58:10You need to find the man, marry him within one month
00:58:15Or the Carbic Retribution is going to kill you, make you dead
00:58:19One month, that's nothing, we can have a lot of time
00:58:24Wait a minute, one month until I die
00:58:26Mom, why did you wait so long to tell me?
00:58:29Geez, are you going to wait until I'm dead to tell me, huh?
00:58:32Hurry up, Mommy, we need to find out you
00:58:34Careful, slow down, I don't even know where he is
00:58:45We have to save Daddy now
00:58:47Go, go, call me more often
00:58:52So this is how I die, huh?
00:58:55No one to save me this time
00:58:56Where are we?
00:59:18Magic disturbance, that's impossible
00:59:20No, no other magic should be in this world
00:59:27There's a people
00:59:28What?
00:59:30Wait, wait, wait, Luna
00:59:34Arthur!
00:59:34Oh my goodness
00:59:37Arthur, are you okay?
00:59:38Wake up, wake up
00:59:40What do we do?
00:59:41Get the magic, do the magic
00:59:42Right, right, okay, ready?
00:59:43Daddy, we finally wake up
00:59:46It's your wife, Raven, and your daughter, Luna
00:59:48This is what people see before they die
00:59:53Hmph
00:59:54Uh, Arthur, Arthur, Arthur
00:59:59Is he a badass CEO?
01:00:00Even in his dreams?
01:00:01Daddy, wake up
01:00:02Mommy and me come to see you
01:00:03Ah, right, it's already noon
01:00:04When's my girlfriend?
01:00:05Uh, I don't know
01:00:05This is what people see before they die
01:00:07This is what people see before they die
01:00:08Hmph
01:00:13Uh, Arthur?
01:00:14Arthur, are you okay?
01:00:15Daddy!
01:00:21Is he a badass CEO?
01:00:23Oh, even in his dreams?
01:00:26Daddy, wake up
01:00:27Mommy and me come to see you
01:00:30Ray, it's already noon
01:00:31Where's my girlfriend?
01:00:33Sir, you're not in your boardroom
01:00:35You're in your bedroom
01:00:36Daddy, you're finally awake
01:00:39What?
01:00:40Daddy
01:00:44So, Daddy is a witchcraft CEO
01:00:47Well, he married a little
01:00:49He ruined his company
01:00:51And killed him
01:00:53Fuck!
01:00:54Yeah, you goddamn bitch
01:00:57If he marry Mommy sooner
01:00:59You've been plozzing this all along
01:01:01He won't have died
01:01:09That sound
01:01:10What was it?
01:01:11If Mommy haven't show up
01:01:14You'll be gone by now
01:01:16Wait, she didn't see anything
01:01:18Why would I hear that sound?
01:01:19Was that Karina's voice?
01:01:21Dear hello
01:01:22Hello?
01:01:22Um
01:01:23Are you still able to function normally?
01:01:25You shouldn't call strangers Daddy
01:01:37That could embarrass your mother
01:01:38In any case, you two did save me
01:01:41And I owe you a big time
01:01:42I'll make sure to repay you a thousand
01:01:44But we don't need money
01:01:46Mommy just wants to marry you
01:01:50What?
01:01:51Abra-cadabra
01:01:51Abra-cadabra
01:02:03Abra-cadabra
01:02:03I'm so happy
01:02:04I'm so happy
01:02:14I'm so happy
01:02:15I'm so happy
01:02:16Don't catch Mommy's ear!
01:02:35Mom, you almost lost your own child.
01:02:38Oh, I did not.
01:02:40I'm not worried about you at all.
01:02:42Not even a stone could hurt you.
01:02:44You'll be fine.
01:02:46Oh, Luna!
01:02:48This is a good girl, okay?
01:02:50We need to find Daddy.
01:02:52Daddy? What Daddy?
01:02:54Your husband, my Daddy.
01:02:56Luna, I already told you.
01:02:58I don't have a husband.
01:03:00I'm not even married.
01:03:02Luna, Luna, Luna.
01:03:06Oh, what was I going to say?
01:03:08Daddy, you were talking about Daddy.
01:03:10What?
01:03:12Yes, I love freedom.
01:03:14Wait on!
01:03:16To go and find your husband now.
01:03:18Go and marry him.
01:03:20Or the karmic retribution is going to kill you.
01:03:23What?
01:03:24What karmic retribution?
01:03:26Why are you going to marry him?
01:03:28If you don't marry him, your soul will be ripped into seven pieces.
01:03:32Do you know what seven means?
01:03:34Isn't what seven means, mother.
01:03:36But seven's a lot.
01:03:38Why me?
01:03:40Isn't your mind as bad as mine now?
01:03:42Ever since Luna, your faith has been bond together.
01:03:46Bondage together?
01:03:48Wait a minute.
01:03:50You can't mean that CEO Alpha guy from the human world?
01:03:54Is he an awful guy from the human world?
01:04:04Whoa!
01:04:05Where did Alara's teleport spell egg me to?
01:04:09Ew!
01:04:10What kind of place is this?
01:04:12It looks like an abandoned vampire lair.
01:04:14Ugh!
01:04:18This isn't a vampire lair.
01:04:19Oh!
01:04:20It's my home.
01:04:21Oh!
01:04:22And you have a blind date my family arranged, I imagine?
01:04:24Blind date?
01:04:25Is that like a date for blind people?
01:04:27Or a date where you can't see each other?
01:04:29Like, just cover your eyes like,
01:04:31Oh, hi, nice to meet you.
01:04:33Right?
01:04:35Hey!
01:04:36Hey!
01:04:38Well, I wasn't expecting an entrance like that,
01:04:40but woman, you certainly got my attention.
01:04:44Oh my god.
01:04:45Does this, like, super cheesy line get kind of familiar?
01:04:48Oh!
01:04:49Wait a second.
01:04:51Is he one of those, like, CEO Alphas from those romance novels?
01:04:54Ooh!
01:04:55Maybe this is a good chance to try and see if those lines actually work.
01:04:59Okay.
01:05:04Okay.
01:05:11I'm not here just for your attention.
01:05:14I'm here for your heart.
01:05:22Careful, you're playing the spy app.
01:05:24And so are you.
01:05:31Oh my god!
01:05:32Those romantic scenes where the woman teases the CEO are so thrilling!
01:05:36Thrilling!
01:05:37Wow.
01:05:38I...
01:05:39I feel kinda dizzy, actually.
01:05:41But...
01:05:42A bit dizzy.
01:05:43Oh no!
01:05:45What was in my drink?
01:05:49You...
01:05:51Oh.
01:05:52What a pretty face.
01:05:54I wish it were mine.
01:05:55I wish it were mine.
01:05:56I wish it were mine.
01:06:05Okay.
01:06:06Oh!
01:06:08And you think you can just walk away after that?
01:06:23It's still time for you to run.
01:06:26It's too late for you to run.
01:06:27It's too late for you to run.
01:06:28It's too late for you to run.
01:06:29You know what?
01:06:30Oh!
01:06:31But...
01:06:32How was Carbic Retribution?
01:06:33I...
01:06:35I thought that was one of those meat cues from the romance novels!
01:06:37Oh, but that was Carbic Retribution, I thought that was one of those meat cutes from the Romance Novels.
01:06:53Maybe it's a curse for a hopeless romantic.
01:06:56Hey, I heard that sarcasm is missing the way.
01:06:59Focus, focus, focus, focus.
01:07:01You need to find the man, marry him within one month, or the Carbic Retribution is going to kill you, make you dead.
01:07:10One month? That's nothing. We can have a lot of time.
01:07:14Wait a minute. One month until I die?
01:07:17Mom, why did you wait so long to tell me? Geez, are you going to wait until I'm dead to tell me, huh?
01:07:23Hurry up, Mommy, we need to find out.
01:07:25Careful, slow down. I don't even know where he is.
01:07:31We have to save Daddy now.
01:07:38Oh, go, go. Call me more often.
01:07:43So this is how I die, huh? No one to save me this time.
01:07:47Take me this time.
01:08:06Where are we?
01:08:08Magic disturbance. That's impossible. No other magic should be in this world.
01:08:13There's a people. What? Wait, wait, wait, Luna!
01:08:25Arthur! Oh my goodness!
01:08:28Are you okay? Are you okay? Wake up! Wake up, wake up, Dad!
01:08:34Dad, wake up, wake up.
01:08:36What do we do?
01:08:38Get the magic, get the magic.
01:08:39Okay, right, right. Okay, ready?
01:08:48Daddy, we finally wake up!
01:08:51It's your wife, Raven, and your daughter, Luna!
01:08:55This is what people see before they die.
01:08:57Hmm.
01:09:00Uh, Arthur? Arthur?
01:09:01Daddy!
01:09:02Is he a badass CEO even in his dreams?
01:09:04Daddy, wake up! Mommy and me come to see you!
01:09:08Right, it's already noon. Where's my coffee?
01:09:10Uh, sir, you're not in your boardroom.
01:09:12You're in your bedroom.
01:09:13Daddy, you're finally awake!
01:09:14Daddy, you're finally awake!
01:09:15What? Daddy!
01:09:17Daddy!
01:09:19Daddy!
01:09:20Daddy!
01:09:21So Daddy is a switcherop CEO?
01:09:22Well, he married a witch to ruin his company and kill him.
01:09:26Fuck!
01:09:27Yeah, you goddamn bitch!
01:09:29He's awake!
01:09:30What?
01:09:31Daddy!
01:09:35So, Danny is the first job's CEO?
01:09:38Well, he married a woman who ruined his company and killed him.
01:09:44Fuck!
01:09:45Get you goddamn bitch!
01:09:48And he married mommy's dinner.
01:09:50You've been plotting this all along.
01:09:53He won't have died.
01:09:55Fuck!
01:09:59That sound, what was it?
01:10:02If mommy haven't show up, you'll be gone by now.
01:10:07Wait, she didn't see anything.
01:10:09Why would I hear that sound?
01:10:10Was that Karina's voice?
01:10:12Do you know hello?
01:10:13Um...
01:10:14Are you still able to function normally?
01:10:26You shouldn't call strangers daddy.
01:10:28Uh, that could embarrass your mother.
01:10:30In any case, you two did save me.
01:10:32And I owe you a big time.
01:10:34I'll make sure to repay you a third one.
01:10:35We don't need money.
01:10:37Mommy just wants to marry you.
01:10:41What?
01:10:43Uh.
01:10:45Huuh!
01:10:47Huuh!
01:10:48Whuh!
01:10:50Huuh!
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