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Alien Outlaw is a 1985 science fiction film where extraterrestrial visitors descend upon a small town during a gun show. The story follows Jesse Jamison as tensions escalate and chaos ensues when the aliens begin targeting locals, creating an urgent struggle for surviva
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00:00:00I once spent a night with a lady who was as fine as could be.
00:00:13When the sun rose, I got on my horse and I was preparing to leave.
00:00:25She couldn't believe I was gone. She told me my words were untrue.
00:00:40She said I must have been telling a lie.
00:00:46Wes, do you have to leave tonight?
00:00:49I should have left this morning.
00:00:51Jesse's gonna be mad as hell at me if I don't get this show to the motel before sunrise.
00:00:57Oh, what's the rush?
00:00:59I was supposed to be there this afternoon.
00:01:04Jesse's not there to perform for at least a couple more days.
00:01:14But I think you're forgetting about practice.
00:01:20You know, one doesn't put on a show like this without...
00:01:26Practice.
00:01:28Then hang around and we'll practice.
00:01:31Oh, baby. We've been practicing all day.
00:01:35It's time to perform.
00:01:37Jesse is going to perform on my skull if I don't get this show on the road.
00:01:42Oh.
00:01:43Don't worry, lover. The show's only booked for a few performances.
00:01:48I'll be back here again before we take it to another part of the country.
00:01:51Another part of the country.
00:01:53And another cabin.
00:01:55And another girl.
00:01:57Oh, well. Who cares? I'm having a good time.
00:02:04Now go check the trailer and make sure the door's closed tight.
00:02:12When I had spoken in my heart.
00:02:18Tears had softened her eyes.
00:02:24I grabbed the reins.
00:02:27Well, how's the door?
00:02:29I'll secure it.
00:02:31Good.
00:02:32Then I guess it's time to go.
00:02:34Too bad.
00:02:38Hope you've had a good time.
00:02:40I have.
00:02:42This cabin in these mountains holds some beautiful memories.
00:02:45Does that mean you'll come back up here when I can get away?
00:02:47If you promise to come here every time the show's within 500 miles of this place.
00:02:51You can count on it.
00:03:05Think this thing will get you where you're going?
00:03:08Why is Jesse so cheap?
00:03:11Any act that claims to be the best of its kind should at least have a truck to haul it around in.
00:03:17Could look better PR wise.
00:03:19But for now we'll just be content on being the best.
00:03:21Is Jesse really that good?
00:03:23The best?
00:03:24There's always someone better.
00:03:26There's always someone better.
00:03:28You can make an exception in this case, baby.
00:03:31As far as the planet Earth goes, there ain't a gunslinger on this terrain that can handle weapons better than Jesse Jameson.
00:03:37We can make an exception.
00:05:51Damn, a plane crash.
00:05:54Is anybody out there?
00:06:53This is crazy.
00:07:02It's got to be here.
00:07:06It's got to be here.
00:07:16It's got to be here.
00:07:25It's got to be here.
00:07:35It's got to be here.
00:07:44It's got to be here.
00:07:54It's got to be here.
00:07:54It's got to be here.
00:07:55It's got to be here.
00:08:03It's got to be here.
00:08:14It's got to be here.
00:08:25It's got to be here.
00:08:26It's got to be here.
00:08:26It's got to be here.
00:08:27It's got to be here.
00:08:28It's got to be here.
00:08:29It's got to be here.
00:08:29It's got to be here.
00:08:30It's got to be here.
00:08:31It's got to be here.
00:08:33It's got to be here.
00:08:42It's got to be here.
00:08:43It's got to be here.
00:08:45It's got to be here.
00:08:46It's got to be here.
00:08:48It's got to be here.
00:08:49It's got to be here.
00:08:50It's got to be here.
00:08:51It's got to be here.
00:08:52It's got to be here.
00:08:53It's got to be here.
00:08:55This one, just right.
00:08:58Let's see a bull's eye.
00:09:00It's all yours, Miss Jessie.
00:09:01Hey, that was great, Jessie.
00:09:02I hope I please you, Sunset.
00:09:04What I've seen pleases me very much, Jessie.
00:09:07And if the rest of your show is anything like what I've seen this morning,
00:09:12I have no doubt the Diamond Theatrical Agency will sign you up.
00:09:16Missy Jamison, fastest gun on earth.
00:09:19I never claimed to be the fastest sunset, just the best.
00:09:22Only the best?
00:09:23The Diamond Booking Agency is also the best.
00:09:26They book acts for all the big American amusement parks,
00:09:29all the nightclubs, rodeos, and foreign shows.
00:09:33My interview with Mrs. Diamond is still at one?
00:09:36At one o'clock.
00:09:37And because I think you've got something more
00:09:39on the ball that meets the eye, let me warn you.
00:09:42Be prepared when you walk into her office to sell your show.
00:09:45Now, she's a tough old gal,
00:09:46and she's never snowed by a pretty face.
00:09:49She just uses them to sell advertising or bookings.
00:09:52I understand.
00:09:54Now, a lot of her agents have seen your show,
00:09:56and they were well impressed.
00:09:58So, while you're in her office,
00:10:00do let her know you're there for business.
00:10:02Thanks, Sunset.
00:10:03I'll be all business at once.
00:10:05Hey, and don't forget, it doesn't hurt to look your best.
00:10:15Hello?
00:10:16Good morning, Frank.
00:10:17Oh, good morning, Jesse.
00:10:19My business manager was up late last night.
00:10:21Yeah, I think maybe I got us some bookings.
00:10:23Showtime.
00:10:24Oh, good morning, Jesse.
00:10:25My business manager was up late last night.
00:10:27Yeah, I think maybe I got us some bookings.
00:10:29Showtime.
00:10:30Showtime.
00:10:31Showtime.
00:10:32Hello?
00:10:33Good morning, Frank.
00:10:34Oh.
00:10:35Oh.
00:10:36Oh.
00:10:37Good morning, Jesse.
00:10:38My business manager was up late last night.
00:10:41Yeah, I think maybe I got us some bookings.
00:10:43Show dates.
00:10:44Get any private bookings, Frank?
00:10:46Sounds like you had quite a show date yourself last night.
00:10:49Oh.
00:10:50Oh, that agent's secretary.
00:10:51Oh, oh, that agent's secretary.
00:10:52She was pretty, Frank.
00:10:53Did you convince her that you were a big-time booking agent for the greatest gun show on
00:10:58earth?
00:10:59Come on for Jesse.
00:11:00That girl's business.
00:11:02She's got a lot of contacts.
00:11:05Probably a long list of them.
00:11:07Better go to the health clinic, Frank.
00:11:10Oh, I'd be writing all this down if it were funny, Jesse.
00:11:13I have something else that isn't funny, Frank.
00:11:16What, Jesse?
00:11:17You've been making money.
00:11:18Not much.
00:11:19Not much.
00:11:20And speaking of not much, just where is Wes?
00:11:23You think he's not here yet?
00:11:25That's right, Frank.
00:11:26That's just what I mean.
00:11:28Well, he's probably still at his cabin.
00:11:31Why, Frank?
00:11:32Why is he still at his cabin?
00:11:34Well, we don't have a show for two more days, Jesse.
00:11:36I need to practice, Frank.
00:11:38I need my show.
00:11:40You'll be here.
00:11:42Jesse, I'm tired.
00:11:43I was up late.
00:11:44I'm sorry.
00:11:45This is the operator.
00:11:46You'll have to deposit another...
00:11:47Just charge the room and shut up, operator.
00:11:48Sir, Frank.
00:11:49Or put it on my bill.
00:11:51I mean, who ever heard of a hotel operator charging for a room-to-room call?
00:11:54I'm not at the motel, Frank.
00:11:55Where the hell are you?
00:11:57I had an appointment today with the diamond book...
00:11:59I had an appointment to have the oil in my car changed.
00:12:02Oh, all right.
00:12:03Well, we'll talk tonight.
00:12:04We'll talk when I get back, Frank.
00:12:05Fine.
00:12:06Right now, I just want some sleep.
00:12:07Right now, I want you to find out where Wes's cabin is.
00:12:09Sir, I cannot put it on your bill.
00:12:11You know, I bet this operator's only 15, and she's wearing some really tight pants.
00:12:16Sir, do you realize that this is a public utility?
00:12:19What?
00:12:20Wes's cabin!
00:12:21Yeah, it's in the mountains.
00:12:22Well, that tells me a lot, Frank.
00:12:23I know it's in the mountains.
00:12:24Wes has some kind of nasty cabin tucked away in every mountain in the country.
00:12:29I want you to find out where this one is.
00:12:31Go there if you have to.
00:12:32I want my show.
00:12:33I want it at the motel, and I want it tonight.
00:12:35Call Wes's uncle.
00:12:36You know, I like young girls operator.
00:12:40I must insist that...
00:12:41Uh, Wes's uncle Alex, he'll know where it is.
00:12:43Frank, you call Alex.
00:12:45Okay, just let me get some sleep.
00:12:48Call now, Frank.
00:12:49Okay, just let me get some sleep.
00:12:51Call now, Frank.
00:12:53I can't hear you, Jessie.
00:12:55This line's too noisy.
00:12:56We'll color your shorts off.
00:13:00Why have I put up with this for so long?
00:13:23I'll check that's a nice outfit.
00:13:24Hey, you can't bring it back.
00:13:28Hey, you can't bring it back.
00:13:29Hey, you can't bring it back.
00:13:35Hey, you can't bring it back.
00:13:36Hey, you can't bring it back.
00:13:42Hey, you can't bring it back.
00:13:48Hey, you can't bring it back
00:14:18Good morning, Miss Jameson
00:14:33What's going on here?
00:14:35I believe it's about checkout time, Miss Jameson
00:14:37Checkout time?
00:14:39We're going to be here for two more days
00:14:41I'm sorry, Miss Jameson
00:14:42No one made me aware of that
00:14:43Well, you're aware of it now
00:14:45Put my bags back in the room
00:14:48I'm terribly sorry, Miss Jameson
00:14:49But we're all filled up
00:14:50And I've already booked this room for the week
00:14:52That's ridiculous
00:14:53You must have another room
00:14:55What about my manager?
00:14:57Where is he?
00:14:58We called him when he was late for checkout time
00:15:00He said he wanted his room for two more nights
00:15:02And didn't he also say that I wanted this room for two more nights?
00:15:06Apparently you're the victim of bad management, Miss Jameson
00:15:09We're liberal people here
00:15:12We understand
00:15:13I'll have the porter take your bags down to your, uh...
00:15:17Manager's room
00:15:18Boy
00:15:31What?
00:15:32The bag's in front of 203
00:15:33Take them down to 110
00:15:34I'm going to lunch
00:15:36I was leaving for lunch
00:15:38What's that?
00:15:40I said yes, ma'am
00:15:41Oh
00:15:42Well, hop to it
00:15:45I like to see a little hustle out of my employees
00:15:48Especially when I'm having to pay the minimum wage
00:15:50Boy, wait
00:15:51Carry the bags
00:15:55Clean the room
00:15:55Swap the deck
00:15:56Mop the floor
00:15:57Take them up
00:15:58Take them down
00:15:59Frank
00:16:01Frank, open the door
00:16:03Frank, I want to talk to you
00:16:06It's monotonous
00:16:10I'm young
00:16:11I need some excitement around here
00:16:13I'm going to swing
00:16:14I want to dance
00:16:14I want to ha-cha-cha-cha
00:16:15Frank
00:16:19I have a one o'clock appointment
00:16:21And I need this room
00:16:23Frank
00:16:27Okay, Frank
00:16:29Do you have a passkey?
00:16:40No, ma'am
00:16:41Ollie, the manager has a passkey
00:16:44Where is she?
00:16:46Godzilla's gone to lunch
00:16:59Never mind me
00:17:11I'm just a porter
00:17:12Frank
00:17:21Frank
00:17:22Dear
00:17:24Dear
00:17:26Beautiful man
00:17:28Frank
00:17:31Frank
00:17:34Wake up, sleepyhead
00:17:37Get the hell up
00:17:39Come and open the door, Frank
00:17:40He doesn't seem to hear me
00:17:46Okay, scum
00:17:48Open the damn door
00:17:50That was it, Frank
00:17:53That was your last tent
00:17:54Better be away from the door now
00:17:56Rip that Winkle
00:17:57I've got a passkey
00:17:59Open all night
00:18:01Thank you, Doc
00:18:04Wake up, Paul
00:18:08Take a look at us
00:18:08Look at us
00:18:21Joseph
00:18:26Let's see
00:18:31Let's go.
00:19:01Hey, Bozo, what are you doing in there?
00:19:19We put the door up to keep the horse there.
00:19:23To keep the door shut.
00:19:28What is this, Halloween?
00:19:31What is this, Halloween?
00:20:01Hello, Alex. Good to see you.
00:20:03You fellas up here for a vacation?
00:20:05Uh-huh. You bet.
00:20:10Oh.
00:20:12Yeah, college students always dress more for comfort than they do for working.
00:20:16Oh, she's up here for work.
00:20:18It's a study course from college, I think.
00:20:20Check her out.
00:20:22She's majoring in agriculture and farm resources, I believe.
00:20:28Maybe we should try to help her out and see that she gets the lay of the land, you know?
00:20:34Me?
00:20:35Me?
00:20:36Here.
00:20:40Are you ready?
00:20:41Just a minute.
00:20:42This all looks a little strange to me.
00:20:47You ready?
00:20:54You boys were looking at the girl, weren't you?
00:20:56Have you noticed she's moved over there?
00:20:58Sam!
00:21:00Why, in the immortal hell, didn't you tell me they were clearing land?
00:21:04Are you all right, Alex?
00:21:05Yeah.
00:21:06Hey, is that the last one, James?
00:21:07I think so, Peter.
00:21:08At least for today.
00:21:09Hello, Alex.
00:21:10Hello, Alex.
00:21:11Hello, Luger.
00:21:12Oh, I got a special company coming tonight.
00:21:13I had to go home and clean my house.
00:21:14Well, I'll tell you what, I can get a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit.
00:21:19But why, in the immortal hell, didn't you tell me they were clearing land?
00:21:21Are you all right, Alex?
00:21:22Yeah.
00:21:23Hey, is that the last one, James?
00:21:24I think so, Peter.
00:21:25At least for today.
00:21:26Hello, Alex.
00:21:27Hello, Luger.
00:21:28What you doing at work, sir?
00:21:29Oh, I got a special company coming tonight.
00:21:34I had to go home and clean my house.
00:21:37Well, I tell you what, I can get through cleaning yours and come over and help you clean mine, all right?
00:21:42Looks like you got a college girl to help you clean yours.
00:21:45Oh, hell, she's one of them modern women. She'd rather work out in the garden like a view.
00:21:52Damn!
00:21:53She's crazy, too!
00:21:55I wonder why it is Luger always gets those female students to come up and intern on his farm.
00:21:59But just maybe he's got an earthy sex appeal about her. What do you think?
00:22:03How about you, pal? Who's the special company you're expecting to see?
00:22:07Just the girl my nephew works for.
00:22:10Your nephew, Wes?
00:22:11That's right.
00:22:12Wes? Where the hell does he find time to work?
00:22:15Every time I hear from that boy, he's shacked up somewhere.
00:22:18Wes's dad left him so much money, he bought six damn mountain cabins, each one of them in a different part of the country,
00:22:23and he keeps them all stocked with the young lovers. You know what I mean?
00:22:26Hmm. Sounds nice.
00:22:28Yeah. But, uh, who's this woman he works for?
00:22:32Well, I probably should have said work for instead of works for.
00:22:36I think she's coming up to fire him, and I can't say he doesn't deserve it.
00:22:40Oh, that isn't that Jesse Jameson girl, is it?
00:22:42The one and only.
00:22:43Well, who's Jesse Jameson?
00:22:44Oh, she's the Antiope of the 80s. You never heard of her?
00:22:46The what?
00:22:47She's got a gun show, and it's pretty good, despite the way that my nephew and a lazy manager of hers has handled it.
00:22:54Yeah, but, you know, they do a lot of low-rent stuff. You know, perform for a supermarket, department store grand openings. You know what those things are like.
00:23:02Yeah, but with a little bigger show, and a little more range, I think she could hit the big time. She's a fantastic lady, Peter. And she handles a gun like nobody I've ever seen.
00:23:12Well, sounds like old Alex should have us over for dinner tonight, huh?
00:23:16Definitely, definitely.
00:23:17I will on one condition.
00:23:18What's that, Alex?
00:23:19Tell me, where in these damn mountains are you going to find fish big enough for this rig you're carrying?
00:23:25It's big enough for the Loch Ness Monster.
00:23:29This is just for casting practice. I brought it along because I'm in a large tournament next week, and I want to do real good in it.
00:23:36Right, I'll be back in a minute.
00:23:38Alright.
00:23:45Why don't you just show him how you hang those big ones, Peter?
00:23:48Okay. Watch this. This man never misses. Buffalo Bill with a fishing rod.
00:23:56What the hell?
00:23:58Before I tell you one thing, you better be glad you didn't get no shin off my hind end, because I'd sure take some of yours.
00:24:04Maybe you should just show Jesse Jameson how you handle that to a rod of yours, Peter.
00:24:08Well, so much for the humor. I'll see you boys over at my place for dinner, right?
00:24:12You got it. See you, Alex. Take care, Alex.
00:24:14Alex, why don't you take these two turds wheat?
00:24:19What's this, you boys, buddy?
00:24:22I'm about ready for a little recreation.
00:24:24Looks like a beautiful day. I can't wait.
00:24:26Let's do it.
00:24:27Let's do it.
00:24:28Hey, James, would you like to go along with us up to the creek for a little fun and relaxation?
00:24:35Me? Alone with you two?
00:24:37Why not? Besides, you'll get to see Andrew's sunbathe.
00:24:40That's right. Why don't you come on? We can take all our clothes off.
00:24:43I think I'll be safer if I stay here and keep my clothes on.
00:24:47Oh, that's too bad.
00:24:48Hey, Jane, you stay away from them boys. It ain't no time for a party, and you boys leave here alone.
00:24:54Anyway, I have to work, so maybe next time.
00:24:58Okay, maybe next time.
00:24:59Wow, yes, ma'am.
00:25:01Maybe.
00:25:02Then I'll be back in a minute, I reckon.
00:25:04Y'all just call me out your business.
00:25:06I'll be back in a minute, I'll be back in a minute.
00:25:08Next time, any time.
00:25:09Wow, yes, ma'am.
00:25:10Okay.
00:25:11Okay.
00:25:12See ya.
00:25:13See ya, Danny.
00:25:16Well, it'll be me and you, drink a few beers, do a little fishing.
00:25:20I'll be able to blow this carton, ma'am.
00:25:23They're silly.
00:25:31I wonder how to pay the money for this.
00:25:33Fifty pounds.
00:25:36Small time stuff here.
00:25:41Interesting portfolio, Miss Jameson.
00:25:44Very interesting.
00:25:46You present your credentials quite well.
00:25:50Nevertheless, I've always felt that gun shows and things of that sort are about as exciting as a bowel movement.
00:25:57You know what I mean.
00:25:58Well, no.
00:26:00I've never compared entertainment to a bodily function before.
00:26:03You would if you saw some of the stuff that comes in here.
00:26:07What I'm saying is that acts like gun shows just do not have punch.
00:26:14They lack sparkle, style.
00:26:17You know what I'm saying.
00:26:19I only know you're not talking about my show.
00:26:21The Diamond Booking Agency needs acts with class.
00:26:26We play in places besides mill towns and county fairs.
00:26:32We book acts and talent for some of the most prestigious social events in the country.
00:26:36You are aware of our prestige and reputation in the business, aren't you?
00:26:41That's why I'm here.
00:26:42Of course.
00:26:44And you know it takes a great deal of skillful and well-schooled talent to fill the needs and demands of our clientele.
00:26:50People are asking us to provide entertainment for all types of occasions.
00:26:55Sounds like you need me.
00:26:57We need people with something special.
00:26:59People who can take something as dated and dull as a gun show and turn it into a momentous event.
00:27:09A momentous event?
00:27:11Now you're talking about my show.
00:27:13Oh?
00:27:14Really?
00:27:15Oh, yes.
00:27:16A momentous event?
00:27:18A gun show?
00:27:20Yes, Mrs. Diamond.
00:27:21Your gun show?
00:27:22A momentous event.
00:27:24A momentous event?
00:27:26That's not exactly what I hear.
00:27:29But it's pretty close.
00:27:31And if what my talent scouts and advisors are telling me is true, Miss Jameson,
00:27:36then it's time for your act to move up in the world with us.
00:27:42With the help of the Diamond Booking Agency,
00:27:45you can have not only the best gun show on Earth,
00:27:51but the greatest gun show the Earth has ever seen.
00:27:55We are that big, Miss Jameson.
00:27:58Oh, really?
00:27:59Miss Jameson, with the help of Diamond Booking,
00:28:02you will never have to play one of those backwards performances again.
00:28:14Whoo!
00:28:15Whoo!
00:28:16This is it!
00:28:19This is great!
00:28:20This is it!
00:28:21I did myself again!
00:28:23We're back to nature!
00:28:25Let me one of those fears!
00:28:27Let me get my stuff planted.
00:28:29Let me just get this old feather out right here!
00:28:33Come on, where's that beer at?
00:28:34I'm coming, I'm coming!
00:28:36Here!
00:28:37Yeah, let me cool that boy off a little bit.
00:28:40Time to get crazy!
00:28:41Get crazy, man!
00:28:42You already look like a lunatic!
00:28:44Oh!
00:28:45Settle down!
00:28:46Kiss my sword, brother!
00:28:47We're in the country!
00:28:48Come on, it's time to let loose and have a little bit of fun!
00:28:51Damn, you idiot!
00:28:55What the hell's wrong with you?
00:28:57Not this gumbo!
00:28:58What's wrong with you?
00:28:59I came out here to get loose!
00:29:00Enjoy myself!
00:29:01Have a little fun!
00:29:02Well, tighten up!
00:29:03I came out here to relax, alright?
00:29:05Relax?
00:29:06This is the jungle, man!
00:29:08Wild beasts!
00:29:09Hungry predators!
00:29:10Here!
00:29:11Come on!
00:29:12Fire feet around!
00:29:13Loosen up a little bit!
00:29:15Come on!
00:29:16Kill some animals!
00:29:17Enjoy yourself!
00:29:18No!
00:29:19I don't feel like making a fool out of myself today, okay, Andrew?
00:29:25I came out here with you to get a little relaxation and a little sun.
00:29:29And on top of that, a lot of peace and quiet.
00:29:32And to practice casting my line, alright?
00:29:35Man, you're already getting dull.
00:29:38We ain't been here ten minutes.
00:29:40Hmm.
00:29:49Sorry, Peter.
00:29:50I won't disturb you anymore.
00:29:51Okay?
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00:31:12What do you say for now, we'll go find some serious targets, though?
00:31:17What?
00:31:18Let's trot over that hill, say, right there.
00:31:21I bet there's a lot of birds over there.
00:31:23So?
00:31:24So, I'm gonna let you use my favorite rifle.
00:31:28I'm gonna try to bring him down with this baby right here.
00:31:31Bring them down?
00:31:32Birds!
00:31:33Birds!
00:31:34Why?
00:31:35What the hell's wrong with you?
00:31:38I mean, what's your problem?
00:31:40I just don't like killing animals.
00:31:42Crisis.
00:31:43They're just birds, damn it.
00:31:45And there's nothing wrong with knocking off a few damn birds, or squirrels, or rabbits,
00:31:50or whatever.
00:31:51Then enjoy yourself.
00:31:53I could have swore we came up here on vacation.
00:31:57We are.
00:31:58Then when are we gonna start having some fun?
00:32:00I am, Andrew.
00:32:01Casting your damn fishing rod.
00:32:03There's some pleasures in life that just can't be defined.
00:32:06And this happens to be one of them.
00:32:08And you just had yourself a real blast.
00:32:18Don't kill anything you won't eat.
00:32:21Yes, sir, Mr. Game Warden.
00:32:23I just don't like waste, that's all.
00:32:25Waste?
00:32:26I'd like for you to know that if it wasn't for hunters, there'd be a lot of stinking animals
00:32:31running wild all over the place.
00:32:33So there's just nothing wrong with shooting a few damn birds.
00:32:35But have a good kill, pioneer.
00:32:37You can bet on it.
00:32:38And tell Daniel Boone I said hello.
00:32:40And beware of redskins, you know there's potential danger behind every tree.
00:32:44Listen, butt face.
00:32:45You'd be thinking a lot differently if squirrels and other animals weren't kept in control around here.
00:32:50Right.
00:32:51First you want to shoot at targets, next you want to terminate out of control squirrels.
00:32:55That's right.
00:32:56Why don't you go ahead and make a big joke about it.
00:32:58But you just remember this.
00:32:59It's people like me who protect people like you.
00:33:04Protect me, Andrew.
00:33:05Protect me from the deadly squirrels.
00:33:07Oh, they're falling out of the sky.
00:33:09The crazed deer.
00:33:10The vicious rabbits.
00:33:11Ah!
00:33:12Here comes a deadly woodpecker.
00:33:13Look out!
00:33:14Jackass!
00:33:15Go on!
00:33:16Acts like a dildo.
00:33:21He acts like a dildo.
00:33:43Peter! Peter!
00:33:47Help!
00:33:49Help?
00:33:51Help!
00:33:52Help you kill some poor animal?
00:33:55Why don't you try shooting at something that can shoot back?
00:34:18Andrew!
00:34:21You all right?
00:34:23Andrew!
00:34:25You all right?
00:34:30Andrew!
00:34:36Andrew!
00:34:38Andrew!
00:34:42Andrew!
00:34:43Andrew!
00:34:47Yeah!
00:34:49Andrew!
00:34:51Hey!
00:35:06Get up!
00:35:21Go!
00:35:24Go!
00:35:28Go!
00:35:31Go!
00:35:33Go!
00:35:39Go!
00:35:43Go!
00:35:46Go!
00:35:51And this gun was given to me by my father.
00:35:54It's a Browning .22 Lever Action.
00:35:56I started shooting with that gun when I was seven years old.
00:35:59Tremendous collection.
00:36:01And you say your show is in transit at the present time?
00:36:03Yes.
00:36:04In good hands, I hope.
00:36:07So, in a week, you will have fulfilled all of your prior commitments, eh, Miss Jameson?
00:36:12Yes, Mrs. Diamond.
00:36:13I wish you could start preparing and organizing your new show with us immediately.
00:36:18But I respect your obligation with other agents.
00:36:21And I am sure you will show the same courtesies to the Diamond Agency.
00:36:25But let me caution you, Miss Jameson.
00:36:28In a week, we will be promoting you big.
00:36:31No more small-town stuff.
00:36:34You will have to stop giving those backwards performances.
00:36:37Well, I certainly don't expect...
00:36:37We will be working on an image, Miss Jameson.
00:36:42Understand?
00:36:43Yes.
00:36:44With the Diamond Booking Agency behind you,
00:36:46the scope of your little gun show
00:36:49will be stretched beyond your imagination.
00:36:52Okay, Mrs. Diamond.
00:37:07After this week, no more backwards performances.
00:37:11Oh, Jesse.
00:37:21I was wondering when you were going to come back.
00:37:24It's a good thing we don't have a show for two more days.
00:37:26Wes isn't here yet.
00:37:27Looks like we'll be going to Alex's place after all.
00:37:34Maid came in and wanted to clean up.
00:37:36I told her not to bother.
00:37:37I needed to sleep after working like I did last night.
00:37:40You know, she saw what you did to the lock.
00:37:45It looks like we're going to be buying a new door, Jesse.
00:37:52All that time and energy I spent last night.
00:37:57And that agent's secretary turns out to be a real loser.
00:38:02You know, she called shortly after you left.
00:38:05Said she couldn't talk her boss into booking us.
00:38:07Not even for one single show.
00:38:08God, that burns me up.
00:38:12Leading me to believe she really had influence.
00:38:15You know, it's amazing how some people abuse a little bit of power.
00:38:19I understand, Frank.
00:38:21I know how you hate being abused by young girls.
00:38:24You know what I mean, Jesse.
00:38:26Yes, I do, Frank.
00:38:27I know exactly what you mean.
00:38:29You mean that you have absolutely nothing booked after this week.
00:38:33And the reason for that is you have no discipline.
00:38:35The only time you ever manage to get anything booked at all is by pure luck.
00:38:40The rest of the time, you use my show to impress some gullible young girl and get her into bed with you.
00:38:46Well, I'm tired of it.
00:38:48Jesse, I am shocked and offended.
00:38:51You're also unemployed.
00:39:04Baby, if you can dance with me
00:39:07We could be lovers, just wait and see
00:39:10Baby, if you can move in time
00:39:13There's a good chance I'll make you mine
00:39:17Sometimes you, on your own, look around you feel you're not alone
00:39:23Stand out to find someone, but somebody else who needs your love
00:39:30Time will not pass you by, you need a love that's true
00:39:36Love's just a breath away tonight
00:39:40Calling out to you, baby, if you can dance with me
00:39:49We could be lovers, just wait and see
00:39:52Baby, if you can move in time, settle the chest, I'll make you mine
00:39:59Time will not pass you by, you need a love that's true
00:40:04Where's this darn lamp, Amanda? I don't see it
00:40:06I know I put it in there, Robert. I'm not lying to you
00:40:09I can't find it
00:40:10Well, I know I put it in there
00:40:12Now, where the hell is it?
00:40:13Somebody must have taken it
00:40:14Nobody drives the darn car but you, Amanda
00:40:16Well, somebody could have stolen it
00:40:18Why don't you just admit you left the darn thing at home?
00:40:20I didn't leave it home, I put it right there in the glove compartment
00:40:23I don't see it
00:40:24Warren, help this lady
00:40:26Right, George
00:40:27Now I'm gonna have to buy a new lamp
00:40:29Just fill it up, please
00:40:30Yes, ma'am
00:40:31No, Robert, I'll buy the lamp, you just stay in the car
00:40:34No, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna buy the lamp
00:40:35No, just shut up, okay? I don't want to
00:40:37I am going to buy the lamp
00:40:38Shut your mouth, I'll buy the darn lamp, Robert
00:40:40No, no, no, you stay in the car
00:40:41No, I'll pay for the darn lamp
00:40:42No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:40:43I'll buy the lamp
00:40:44What do you think you're doing?
00:40:46What do you think you're doing?
00:40:46You come back out of here right now
00:40:48You think that people far enough belong to port a car like this wouldn't act like schoolchildren?
00:40:53Maturity doesn't necessarily come with age, or with money
00:40:57You said that right, ma'am
00:40:58A horse trough?
00:41:03Yes, ma'am
00:41:03We refuel horses as well as cars
00:41:06Quite an enterprise
00:41:07I bet we refuel old Alex Thompson's horse more than anybody else's
00:41:11Alex Thompson?
00:41:12Yes, ma'am
00:41:13His horse is forever running away and coming down here to eat
00:41:16That's funny
00:41:17I'm headed for Alex's house now
00:41:19You are?
00:41:19Yes, I am
00:41:20Well, don't eat his cooking
00:41:21Even his horse can't stand it
00:41:24Just kiss my butt
00:41:31Oh, Robert
00:41:31Shut up, Amanda
00:41:32How much is this math?
00:41:33I believe it's a dollar
00:41:34There's a dollar down the drain, Amanda
00:41:36Just kiss my butt, Robert
00:41:37I know I put it in the glove
00:41:39Then why wasn't it there?
00:41:40You lose everything right again
00:41:41Just kiss my butt, Robert
00:41:42Every time we go on a trip
00:41:45Here, try not to lose this one
00:41:47What are you complaining about now?
00:41:48I didn't lose it
00:41:49Well, it wasn't there
00:41:50I put it here
00:41:51Watch, Robert
00:41:52Watch me put it in the glove
00:41:53Oh, give me that math
00:41:54Just give me the math
00:41:54I'm putting it right here
00:41:55Do you see?
00:41:55Right here, right here
00:41:56Go ahead
00:41:56It's right there
00:41:57You watch the stupid thing
00:41:58Blow out of the window
00:41:59Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:41:59And then he's gonna blame, huh?
00:42:01Who are you gonna blame then?
00:42:02Oh, just shut up
00:42:02Oh, Robert, I've had it with you
00:42:03Kiss my butt
00:42:04Oh, for God's sake
00:42:07You're Jesse Jameson, aren't you?
00:42:13Yes, I am
00:42:13I thought I knew who you were
00:42:15Alex's nephew works for you, doesn't he?
00:42:18Yes, he does
00:42:18Alex's nephew
00:42:20Wes?
00:42:24Warren, just put the ladies' gas cap back on, will you?
00:42:30No, he's right
00:42:31Wes has been a little something less than an asset working for me
00:42:34Yeah
00:42:34I recall Alex saying he hoped working for you might settle his sister's boy down the business
00:42:39Mm-mm
00:42:41Hmm
00:42:42All ready
00:42:45You know, I saw your show about a year ago, Mrs. Jameson
00:42:54Sure was good
00:42:56I feel like every man should have a gun to protect his family
00:42:59You do?
00:43:00Yes, ma'am
00:43:01That's funny
00:43:04I think some people shouldn't even own a water pistol
00:43:07I feel like he's a little girl
00:43:08I feel like he's a little girl
00:43:09I feel like he's a little girl
00:43:10I feel like he's a little girl
00:43:11I feel like he's a little girl
00:43:12I feel like he's a little girl
00:43:13I feel like he's a little girl
00:43:14I feel like he's a little girl
00:43:15I feel like he's a little girl
00:43:16I feel like he's a little girl
00:43:17I feel like he's a little girl
00:43:18I feel like he's a little girl
00:43:19I feel like he's a little girl
00:43:20I feel like he's a little girl
00:43:21I feel like he's a little girl
00:43:22I feel like he's a little girl
00:43:23I feel like he's a little girl
00:43:24I feel like he's a little girl
00:43:26I feel like he's a little girl
00:43:27I feel like he's a little girl
00:43:28I feel like he's a little girl
00:43:29I feel like he's a little girl
00:43:30There.
00:43:33There.
00:43:42There.
00:43:47Brizzy, Brizzy.
00:43:50We're still there.
00:43:56Three of them.
00:44:00There.
00:44:16Hello, Jessie.
00:44:17Hello, Alex.
00:44:18Nice to see you again, little lady.
00:44:21It's been a long time, Alex.
00:44:22How are you?
00:44:23Fine, thank you.
00:44:24Pretty good for an old mountain man.
00:44:25Oh, you're not old, and you're not a mountain man either.
00:44:28Of course I'm a mountain man. Look around you.
00:44:30This is all right in the middle of the mountains.
00:44:32All I see is the owner of the most popular sporting goods store in the county.
00:44:35But a mountain man at heart.
00:44:37You still living alone up here?
00:44:38Yes, I'm looking forward to your company today.
00:44:41I've fixed up the guest room, and I've invited a couple of young men to dinner.
00:44:45How young?
00:44:46Well, not too young. Just about right for you.
00:44:49Sounds great.
00:44:50Come on in.
00:44:51First, I'd like to find Wes. Is his cabin very far?
00:44:54Not very far. I haven't seen that boy in years. I'll take you up right after dinner.
00:44:58I need to go now, Alex, and alone. I have some business to finish with Wes. Do you understand?
00:45:03I understand, but can I wait until after dinner?
00:45:05I'm afraid not. Wes was supposed to meet me at a motel yesterday. You know how punctual he is.
00:45:10Yes, I understand. He has a little trouble meeting appointments that don't concern a girl.
00:45:15You said it. And I think he's still shacked up in his cabin.
00:45:18I want to catch him before he leaves, because if he starts down, I came up here for nothing.
00:45:21I understand. Come on in. I'll draw you some directions.
00:45:24Great.
00:45:54Oh, my God.
00:46:12Oh, my God.
00:46:17Here we go.
00:46:18You know, that road up to Wesley's cabin is a real rough mountain road.
00:46:46I'm going to put you in some real transportation.
00:46:59What a beautiful animal.
00:47:01I thought you'd like him.
00:47:03Are you going to let me ride him to Wes's cabin?
00:47:05Well, that's the general idea.
00:47:07What's his name?
00:47:09Um, well...
00:47:11Well?
00:47:12We call him Mr. Stud.
00:47:14Mr...
00:47:15Stud.
00:47:16Mr. Stud.
00:47:17He's quite a horse.
00:47:19I can imagine.
00:47:20We'll be burning moonlight pretty soon.
00:47:22I hope you get back before the dinner gets cold.
00:47:25Well, let's saddle up Mr. Stud.
00:47:27Mr. Stud.
00:47:28You got it?
00:47:29It's going to be alright.
00:47:30Let's go.
00:47:35Let's go.
00:47:36Oh, my God.
00:47:38Oh, my God.
00:47:39Come on.
00:47:40Oh, my God.
00:47:44Oh, my God.
00:47:46Whoa.
00:47:47Oh, my God.
00:47:48Oh, my God.
00:47:49Oh, my God.
00:47:52Always someplace besides where he's needed.
00:48:13Damn it, Wes, that's not funny.
00:48:16Wes, is that you?
00:48:17All right, whoever's in there, I'm giving you five seconds to come out,
00:48:22and then I'm going to blow you straight to hell.
00:48:25Thousand one, thousand two, thousand three.
00:48:30Don't shoot.
00:48:31Speak up, woman. What the devil's going on in there?
00:48:35Are you Jesse Jameson?
00:48:37Come out here and get my autograph. Get out now.
00:48:40Yes, yes, ma'am.
00:48:41But move slowly.
00:48:43Yes, ma'am.
00:48:43I thought you were them.
00:48:49They keep coming by here.
00:48:51I wouldn't have fired the gun, I'd have known that.
00:48:53If you'd known it was me?
00:48:55Damn it, woman, people kill their best friends that way.
00:48:57I didn't think.
00:48:59Obviously.
00:49:00Are you sure you're alone in there?
00:49:02Yes, ma'am.
00:49:03Who did you mistake me for?
00:49:05The monsters.
00:49:07The what? Monsters?
00:49:09They look like monsters.
00:49:11They...
00:49:12Where's Wes?
00:49:13Are you one of his friends?
00:49:16Yes.
00:49:17He left last night.
00:49:18Haven't you seen him?
00:49:19He left last night?
00:49:20Are you sure?
00:49:22Yes.
00:49:23I was supposed to leave this evening,
00:49:25but the monsters were in my car.
00:49:27Well, the only thing I want is my show.
00:49:29And an explanation from Wes.
00:49:31Come on.
00:49:32Where are we going?
00:49:33To the sheriff's office.
00:49:34You can tell him about your monsters.
00:49:36Put your hands down now.
00:49:38Go!
00:49:39Go!
00:49:51Go!
00:49:54Go!
00:49:58Go!
00:49:59Go!
00:50:00Good morning, Alex.
00:50:27Good morning, Jessie.
00:50:29Did you get that little outfit in Paris?
00:50:31I guess the boots do kind of look silly with a bathrobe.
00:50:34Oh, I think it looks kind of cute on you, Alex.
00:50:37What time did you get in last night, lady?
00:50:40You know, I remember you woke me up and said something about the sheriff taking a woman out of Wes's cabin.
00:50:45It was close to midnight, but I'm afraid you're not going to be very happy with me when I tell you what I did.
00:50:50What'd you do?
00:50:51Well, while I was missing our dinner engagement last night, I asked the sheriff to find Wes for me.
00:50:56What's so wrong about that?
00:50:58You needed to find your show.
00:50:59Besides, Peter and Andrew never showed up.
00:51:02They've eaten my cooking before.
00:51:03Pretty bad.
00:51:05But it's another thing.
00:51:06Besides my cooking?
00:51:07No, I mean about Wes.
00:51:09What about him?
00:51:10Well, when they find Wes, I'm going to fire him.
00:51:12I figured that.
00:51:14You did?
00:51:14Of course.
00:51:15And I'm a little disappointed, Jesse.
00:51:17I was sure that you would be.
00:51:18I know he's your nephew and I...
00:51:20Now, wait a minute.
00:51:21I was disappointed because as an intelligent young lady, you should have fired him a long time ago.
00:51:26Along with that lazy business manager of yours.
00:51:30I sure hope your aim is better than your business son.
00:51:33Oh, get this thing, will you?
00:51:43I've got to get ready for work.
00:51:45Tell whoever it is I dropped dead or I just left.
00:51:48Hello?
00:51:53Hello?
00:51:53Hello?
00:52:18My, you have just all sorts of interesting apparel, don't you?
00:52:29Jesse, please.
00:52:30Okay, Alex.
00:52:32That was the sheriff on the phone.
00:52:34He said some men called and reported finding my show.
00:52:37Good.
00:52:37Now, get out.
00:52:38But it's odd.
00:52:40They found it not far from here.
00:52:42That woman said Wes left night before last.
00:52:44Now, why would he stop and camp so close to his cabin?
00:52:47Wes is completely irresponsible.
00:52:50Couldn't the sheriff tell you anything?
00:52:51No.
00:52:52The men called in from the car.
00:52:54They're investigating now.
00:52:55I think if it's all right, I'll take Mr. Stud and ride and meet them.
00:52:59Good.
00:53:01Now, get out.
00:53:03Unless, of course, you want to wash my back.
00:53:06Which is not a bad idea.
00:53:07How old are you, girl?
00:53:17Jesse Jameis.
00:53:19Hey, I've heard of him.
00:53:26I wonder why whoever did this didn't take that guy's money.
00:53:34Bud.
00:53:35I'm going to follow this trail until the big boys get here.
00:53:37Yeah, well, don't go too far.
00:53:39They'll be turning up here any minute.
00:53:40Yeah, I know.
00:53:53Excuse me, miss.
00:53:54We're conducting an investigation here.
00:53:56I'm going to have to ask you to move on along, all right?
00:53:58Where's the rest of my show?
00:53:59Pardon?
00:54:00Half my show is missing.
00:54:02Where's the rest of it?
00:54:03I don't know.
00:54:04The sheriff's not here yet?
00:54:05No, ma'am.
00:54:06He should be here soon, but he had to wait on the coroner.
00:54:09The coroner?
00:54:10Yes, ma'am.
00:54:11They won't be long.
00:54:12The coroner?
00:54:13Oh, ma'am, I'm sorry.
00:54:15Since you were here, I figured he told you.
00:54:18Wes.
00:54:20Where is he?
00:54:21Where is Wes?
00:54:22Over there in the front seat.
00:54:24I don't think you want to look in there.
00:54:28You're not his girl, are you?
00:54:30No.
00:54:31I'm Jesse Jameis.
00:54:33He worked for me.
00:54:34Sometimes.
00:54:39He worked for me.
00:55:01He worked for me.
00:55:04hey what are you doing out there well what the hell does it look like i'm doing i ain't mowing
00:55:21the yard i ain't cooking out in the grill and i sure as hell ain't driving in my shovel a do you
00:55:27have a permit what kind of permit a fishing license hey why don't you come out here and check
00:55:33now look old man we're conducting a murder investigation now bring that boat over here
00:55:40suck worms now wait a minute now listen there are footprints coming in and out from the water's
00:55:49edge right here i need to get to the other side to see if the killer came in from over there
00:55:53there might be a trail to tell us where it came from now if you cooperate paddle me over to the
00:56:00other side i won't hassle you okay footprints right they lead to the victim's car i need to get to the
00:56:08other side see if i can find out where they came from well what if your killer went on downstream
00:56:15that's what i need to find out now wait a minute hey i don't see no footprints now look
00:56:24come in old one
00:56:31mat you dumbass never could you use a walkie-talkie
00:56:38you dumbass never could you use a walkie-talkie
00:56:57like that's sweet
00:56:59come on boy let's go it doesn't feel very safe around here
00:57:29I'm
00:57:34I'm
00:57:36I'm
00:57:38I'm
00:57:40I'm
00:57:42I'm
00:57:44I'm
00:57:47I'm
00:57:51I'm
00:57:53I'm
00:57:55me
00:57:58I'm
00:58:00I'm
00:58:02I'm
00:58:03I'm
00:58:05I'm
00:58:07Oh
00:58:37Are you all right?
00:58:39No, get out of here!
00:58:40Wait, help me, walk!
00:58:41Well, it's the least I can do.
00:58:43Where's your horse?
00:58:44She ran away.
00:58:45No one calling!
00:58:46Who do you think I am, the lone ranger?
00:58:48Police are asking local residents to be on the lookout for three men believed to be dressed in skin-diving suits,
00:58:53suspected of committing a rash of county murders over the past two days.
00:58:57In addition, authorities believe one of the divers is responsible for yesterday's attack and sexual assault of a college student.
00:59:02Based on descriptions provided by surviving attack victims,
00:59:05rumors of Bigfoot creatures have begun to circulate.
00:59:08However, authorities believe the huge footprints to have been caused by some type of flippers the skin-divers were wearing when the attacks were made.
00:59:15That's news to this hour, now back to more music.
00:59:17Jesse, what's going on?
00:59:19The place is like a booby trap with string and pots and pans.
00:59:23You'll have to forgive my paranoia, Alex.
00:59:26I was afraid I wouldn't be able to sleep without some kind of an alarm.
00:59:29Well, where did you get the idea for this, from an old western movie?
00:59:34I've never done anything like this before, but I have to get some sleep. I've got a show tomorrow.
00:59:39Jesse, do you think you can do a show with most of your guns stolen?
00:59:43I'd better be able to. The Diamond Agency people will be watching me very carefully.
00:59:48Tomorrow is my final backwoods performance.
00:59:51And if I don't come through and look really good, I'm afraid they'll go back to Mrs. Diamond and there goes my star-studded contract.
00:59:59Well, Jesse, if there's anything you can use in my store, you're more than welcome to it.
01:00:03Thank you, Alex.
01:00:05This is really something.
01:00:07Alex, that thing couldn't breathe when Peter broke the tank tube.
01:00:12Peter thinks they're from another world.
01:00:14From another world?
01:00:16Do you realize how far advanced a person would have to be in order to come in from outer space?
01:00:23It's not rational to think that it would be so barbaric and terrible as the thing that attacks you.
01:00:30If the human race is any example, Alex, then I think it's quite rational.
01:00:35Well, get some sleep, darling. Good night.
01:00:39Good night.
01:00:40Good night.
01:00:54No help, Pam Bratter.
01:00:56Ah!
01:00:58Damn truck, cause you don't have a one.
01:01:01Oh, excuse me.
01:01:17Sorry.
01:01:18It's perfectly all right.
01:01:19Are you looking for Alex?
01:01:20Yeah, is he home?
01:01:21Yeah, go on in.
01:01:22What in the hell is going all around here?
01:01:40I'm sorry about that, Luger.
01:01:43But if any of those outlaws had come around, we'd have sure heard them.
01:01:47Well, I'm real, real in prayer.
01:01:50Well, how'd you get so tangled up in here?
01:01:53Like damned finder.
01:01:54Your name is Luger?
01:01:55Well, I sure as hell ain't beg for it.
01:01:57Well, come on, help me get in the head out of this mess.
01:01:59Now, wait a minute, wait a minute.
01:02:01You're going the wrong way.
01:02:02You gotta go this way.
01:02:03Wait, wait.
01:02:04I wonder if Mr. Studd came back last night.
01:02:07He wouldn't come here.
01:02:08Why not?
01:02:09Whenever he gets loose, he goes to George's filling station.
01:02:12They feed him like he was an elephant down there.
01:02:15Wait a minute, now.
01:02:16How about my own race?
01:02:18Well, I think I'll check on him before I leave.
01:02:21He won't be there.
01:02:22He likes George's food a lot better than he likes mine.
01:02:25By the way, did you finish breakfast?
01:02:27Sure did.
01:02:28It was awful.
01:02:29Yeah, I gotta get a cook.
01:02:31She sure as hell, hell.
01:02:33I'll help you if you'll just hold still.
01:02:36Look at your toughness.
01:02:37Hey, wait, wait, wait.
01:02:39You're pulling that arm now.
01:02:40Well, just wait a minute.
01:02:48Mr. Studd?
01:02:50Mr. Studd?
01:02:54He's not there, right?
01:02:55No, he isn't.
01:02:56Yeah, I told you.
01:02:57He knows where the food is.
01:02:58They kept his breakfast.
01:03:00Well, Jessie?
01:03:01Well, Alex?
01:03:02I can't say the last couple of days have been fun.
01:03:05Neither can I.
01:03:06But when things get back to normal, I hope you'll figure this is a good place to spend a few days once in a while.
01:03:21I'm sure that I will, Alex.
01:03:23Of course, I have to come back for Wes's funeral.
01:03:24You're not having guilt feelings about what those monsters are doing, are you?
01:03:26Oh, only a little.
01:03:27You know, running off to protect my career, that kind of thing.
01:03:30Listen, young lady, your career is important.
01:03:32You're not the police, and it's not your responsibility to make your responsibility to make your decision.
01:03:35I can't say the last couple of days have been fun.
01:03:36I can't say the last couple of days have been fun.
01:03:37Neither can I.
01:03:38But when things get back to normal, I hope you'll figure this is a good place to spend a few days once in a while.
01:03:42I'm sure that I will, Alex.
01:03:43Of course, I have to come back for Wes's funeral.
01:03:45You're not having guilt feelings about what those monsters are doing, are you?
01:03:48Oh, only a little.
01:03:49You're not the police, and it's not your responsibility to go around looking for hobgoblins.
01:03:55Maybe not.
01:03:56I don't know.
01:03:57You know, I just came to work out my credit problem, not to learn some new self-defense technique.
01:04:02Well, we were just stringing you up a little bit, Luger.
01:04:05You sure did look funnier.
01:04:07Now, Jesse, drive slow. You've got plenty of time.
01:04:18And, uh, when you get to the filling station, be sure and give me a call.
01:04:22I'd like to know if Mr. Studd got in all right.
01:04:24Sure thing, Alex.
01:04:25.
01:04:35.
01:04:46.
01:04:51Hey, cowgirl.
01:04:56Hi.
01:05:03Have you been eating candy?
01:05:06Uh, candy.
01:05:08Uh, yes, ma'am.
01:05:10Looks like a thoroughbred bar.
01:05:15Do you know what this is?
01:05:19It's a motor, ma'am.
01:05:21Do you know what's wrong with this?
01:05:26Oh, you lost a belt.
01:05:29Yeah, your battery will discharge unless you get another one.
01:05:32Do you have another one like it?
01:05:37Uh, let me ask George.
01:05:39George!
01:05:49Well.
01:05:50Hello again, Mr. Chicken.
01:05:53You ran out on us yesterday.
01:05:56It's okay.
01:05:57I can't blame you.
01:05:59You look good.
01:06:00How are you, Miss Jameson?
01:06:02I'm fine, thank you.
01:06:03Listen, we can't afford to carry all size belts up here.
01:06:06So we're gonna have to do a little doctor in order to get this belt to fit your car.
01:06:09Well, can you just fix something for me so I can drive a few miles?
01:06:12Yes, ma'am.
01:06:13I'll fix you right up.
01:06:15I'll take care of this personally, Miss Jameson.
01:06:18Oh, and could I use your phone?
01:06:20I'd like to call Alex about Mr. Stud.
01:06:22Certainly.
01:06:23Go right inside.
01:06:24Mm-hmm.
01:06:24Mm-hmm.
01:06:32Ma!
01:06:32Come to the ole.
01:06:34He's fine.
01:06:35He's fine.
01:06:36He's fine.
01:06:36Come to the ole.
01:06:37Huh.
01:06:38Come to the ole.
01:06:39Hey, horn!
01:06:40Oh, my God.
01:07:10Damn tiny, get all to settle down with a good book.
01:07:16First thing that happened to a damn phone ring.
01:07:21Uh, uh, uh, hello?
01:07:24Luger.
01:07:28I was afraid it hurt.
01:07:30Well, no, no, just, well, just a little involved there.
01:07:40Well, it took you so long to answer the phone.
01:07:49Uh, uh, well, you can rest assured everything's just fine here.
01:07:54Uh, it's just timing is a little off.
01:07:55You see, I was, uh, well, I was kind of indisposed.
01:07:58Spidey guy.
01:08:01Luger.
01:08:04Luger.
01:08:06Luger.
01:08:08Luger.
01:08:12Luger.
01:08:13Luger.
01:08:13Luger.
01:08:13Luger.
01:08:14Oh, shit.
01:08:44What's wrong?
01:08:48What's happening?
01:08:56How come Jared?
01:08:58Go get it, Jared!
01:09:14What the hell is that thing?
01:09:30Just hold on a minute out there, guys.
01:09:32If you want to use the toilet, I'll be out.
01:09:34Go get it, Jared!
01:09:42Hold on, Jared!
01:09:44Don't!
01:10:04It's a persistent sucker.
01:10:34Run, Luger!
01:10:42Run, Luger!
01:10:55Run, Luger!
01:10:57Run, Luger!
01:11:07Come on, Alec. You get out of here, boy!
01:11:17Whoa, whoa!
01:11:27Let's go!
01:11:29Let's go!
01:11:30Let's go!
01:11:31Hurry!
01:11:34What?
01:11:36Shh!
01:11:37What?
01:11:38Shh!
01:11:45Ha, ha, ha!
01:11:46Hey!
01:11:54Lift your blood! Lift your blood!
01:12:09Oh, gee!
01:12:13Give him hell, Josie!
01:12:17Aim for the tank!
01:12:24Right on, you devil!
01:12:34I mean, give it to him!
01:12:38I'll get you, ma'amination!
01:12:41Ha, ha, ha!
01:12:43Come on!
01:12:49Josie, the horse ride is doubled just fine. Why don't I come with you?
01:12:53Sorry, Alex. I need to practice.
01:12:57Be careful, girl.
01:12:58Hey, way to go, girl! I appreciate all you want!
01:13:01What happened, Alex? Did your grill catch on fire?
01:13:16Oh, that's good.
01:13:17Just shooting off a few firecrackers.
01:13:18You know that's against the law here.
01:13:19Oh, I feel so much safer now. I mean, now that the cavalry's here.
01:13:22Heh.
01:13:23Huh.
01:13:24Huh.
01:13:25Huh.
01:13:26Huh.
01:13:27Huh.
01:13:28Huh.
01:13:29No!
01:13:30No!
01:13:31No!
01:13:32No!
01:13:33No!
01:13:34No!
01:13:35No!
01:13:36No!
01:13:59No!
01:14:00Let's go.
01:14:30What the fuck is this?
01:14:52Yes, sir. We'll stay positioned here, but you better get most of your men in this area.
01:14:56That woman is supposedly chasing two of the guys now.
01:14:58One's tank exploded?
01:14:59Uh, I don't know. I don't think they really killed one.
01:15:02You know what fear and panic do to people.
01:15:03I'm sure Alex thought the woman shot one of them, though.
01:15:05No body near the tank?
01:15:07Uh, no, sir. No body. Just a fire.
01:15:10And I was a fireman for seven years.
01:15:11I know what burning flesh smells like.
01:15:14There's nothing here.
01:15:15The killer got away.
01:15:17It was monstrous.
01:15:19Bigger than you and me both.
01:15:21Well, maybe you and him, but I mean, not me and you.
01:15:23I mean, it wasn't that big.
01:15:25Luger, you're not normal.
01:15:26Well, I resent that.
01:15:28It was a terrible looking thing.
01:15:30Ugly as hell.
01:15:32Yes, sir.
01:15:33Double ugly. Seven feet tall, at least.
01:15:36Yes, sir.
01:15:37Ah, the hell with him, Alex.
01:15:39It's obvious that he doesn't believe us.
01:15:41Well, now, wait a minute now, fellas.
01:15:43I mean, maybe the policeman won't believe us when that thing walks up and bites him on the ass.
01:15:49Yeah.
01:15:49Hey, look, shouldn't you be in bed with that foot of yours?
01:15:52You think we're crazy with our monster stories, don't you?
01:15:55Well, I...
01:15:56Well, it is crazy. I know. I don't understand it.
01:16:00I mean, who are they?
01:16:02Where did they come from?
01:16:03What's their game, huh?
01:16:05We're their game.
01:16:06And if we don't do something besides stand around talking about it, we're in trouble.
01:16:12Spaceman.
01:16:13Coming up out of the water, huh?
01:16:15Well, now, actually, he coming at me through a toilet window.
01:16:18Yes, sir.
01:16:19Coming out of the water?
01:16:20We didn't say anything about coming up out of the water.
01:16:23Look, I was just kidding.
01:16:24Kidding? Why are you kidding? This is serious, boy.
01:16:27Now, they're supposed to be dressed like...
01:16:29But wait a minute.
01:16:30You know, they may have come out of the water.
01:16:33What?
01:16:34Well, then it would be obvious where their spaceship is.
01:16:38Oh, yeah, sure.
01:16:40I can't believe you wouldn't have at least checked that out.
01:16:44What is he talking about?
01:16:59Oh, my God.
01:17:13Oh, my God.
01:17:13Three little bullets.
01:17:38Jesse, you've got to stop giving these backwards performances.
01:17:43Hey, Peter, do you really think there's a spaceship out there?
01:17:58I know there is, Luger.
01:18:00I'm going to get a shot there.
01:18:02I'd think you were crazy if I didn't know what happened to James.
01:18:06Grab the shotgun, Alex. Come on, we're losing time.
01:18:09You know, just like a revenue, you hear me?
01:18:10You'll be just like blowing up a steel.
01:18:12You stay here, Luger.
01:18:13Why, stay here?
01:18:15Well, wait a minute. I mean, I want to go with you.
01:18:21But I wanted to go with you.
01:18:25Oh, shit.
01:18:28Mmm.
01:18:29Mmm.
01:18:30Mmm.
01:18:30Mmm.
01:18:31Mmm.
01:18:33Let's go.
01:19:03If your crazy theory is true, I have serious doubt as to our ability to blow up anything that seems God knows how far to get here.
01:19:29We can sure give it a try.
01:19:33You know, I think we should be out looking for Jesse.
01:20:00I'm not too sure we're doing the right thing at all.
01:20:03Alex, I wish you'd stop doubting me.
01:20:04You're beginning to sound like the police.
01:20:06Listen, can you handle that stuff?
01:20:09Look, have a little faith.
01:20:10I have very little faith.
01:20:12I'm not too sure you know how to handle that stuff.
01:20:15Well, I do.
01:20:15It takes somebody that's been studying it, you know.
01:20:18What'd you bring the fishing rod for?
01:20:21Well, you're good with it.
01:20:22I brought what was there.
01:20:24What are you going to do?
01:20:25Is this the spot?
01:20:26It looks like it.
01:20:31Here, I'm going to take the line and run it back over there along with the box.
01:20:34Hang on there.
01:20:35Hold the wire.
01:20:44Peter, you better know what you're doing, boy.
01:20:47Come on, sir.
01:21:17Peter, when you're working with powder, you have to do it in the right sequence.
01:21:31Now, are you sure you got it in the right order?
01:21:35Hey, Alex, look.
01:21:37Hey, Jesse.
01:21:38Jesse.
01:21:39Over here.
01:21:40Hey.
01:21:41Quiet, Peter.
01:21:42You'll wake up your monster.
01:21:43Don't worry about a thing, Jesse.
01:21:45We got everything under control right here.
01:21:47Peter, you make too much noise to be a good hunter.
01:21:56Oh, hell.
01:21:57You see the dead one now, Jesse?
01:22:09I got him.
01:22:10You better meet my ass.
01:22:15Well, come on.
01:22:18It's not working, Alex.
01:22:20I knew you didn't know what you were doing.
01:22:22Oh, oh, oh!
01:22:52Alex!
01:22:58Alex!
01:23:10Let me have that gun. Alex, no.
01:23:12I think I can get him. There are only three bullets.
01:23:19Please, Alex. Get him in a hurry.
01:23:21He's killing Peter.
01:23:37Hang on, Peter.
01:23:51You'll take him, all right.
01:23:55Shoot him!
01:23:57You can hit him!
01:23:59Shoot him!
01:24:00Shoot him, Jesse!
01:24:01I'm sorry, Peter. I just can't do it.
01:24:03Kill him!
01:24:05Kill him before he kills me!
01:24:07Keep your courage up. You'll take him.
01:24:09I just have three bullets left, Alex.
01:24:11Even if I'm faster, it'll never take him down.
01:24:15I wish he'd just back up and walk away.
01:24:17You're not gonna do it.
01:24:19You're not gonna do it.
01:24:21You're not gonna do it.
01:24:23I think he wants you to holster your gun, Jesse.
01:24:27Maybe he just wants you to get away.
01:24:29If he puts his gun away, you'll holster yours.
01:24:33It's suicide! Don't do it, Jesse!
01:24:35Don't!
01:24:37It's not worth it, Jesse.
01:24:39No!
01:24:41How about that?
01:24:51Bilateral disarmament.
01:25:07Aim for the tanks, Jesse.
01:25:09Look at him, Alex.
01:25:11He remembers what happened at your house.
01:25:13He'll never turn it back to me.
01:25:15He don't have to.
01:25:17You can take him, Jesse.
01:25:19But I've never been fast, Alex.
01:25:21You don't have to be fast to be good, and you're good.
01:25:23I've never been fast.
01:25:25I've never been fast.
01:25:27Aim careful, Jesse.
01:25:29Aim careful, Jesse.
01:25:31I want to watch him die.
01:25:33Oh, stop.
01:25:35You can take him, Jesse.
01:25:37You can take him, Jesse.
01:25:39But I've never been fast, Alex.
01:25:41You don't have to be fast to be good, and you're good.
01:25:43You're good, and you're good.
01:25:45I've never been fast.
01:25:53Aim careful, Jesse.
01:25:55I want to watch him die.
01:25:57I want to watch him die.
01:25:59I want to watch him die.
01:26:09Alex!
01:26:17Alex!
01:26:19Jesse!
01:26:21Dynamite!
01:26:23Come on to hell, Jesse!
01:26:27Be careful.
01:26:53Come on.
01:27:01I knew I'd watch that bastard thing.
01:27:13We distracted.
01:27:15Now I'll never know who's the fastest.
01:27:17That's all right, boy.
01:27:19Now you know who's the best.
01:27:23You may wonder who's the best.
01:27:27Ever experienced always by President Trump?
01:27:29You may think you've never seen verified too,
01:27:31but at flares olmayy,
01:27:33near the side of the border,
01:27:35there ever happened—
01:27:37—that hits,death, fest Salvias,
01:27:39but at f rhymesk?
01:27:41You never need it.
01:27:43I could never get it,
01:27:45never be straight.
01:27:47Heder, guess.
01:27:49He's a voice,
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